The Cinema Cometh Extras Page |
The idea behind The Cinema Cometh is to rearrange one word of a film, book, TV program title etc., and come up with a completely different concept. If you have any ideas of your own, please e-mail me here & I will include the best ones on this page.
| ESCAPE TO ANTHEA | All star cast take refuge in the arms of Miss Turner. |
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| MASONS AND DELILAH | Biblical epic with aprons and rolled up trouser legs. |
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| PAINT YOUR WOGAN | Makeover show tackles a revamp of the Irish broadcaster. |
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| ROMANCING THE ETONS | Prince William and his pals get chased by the girls at the school dance. |
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| THE COMPANY OF VOWELS | Angela Lansbury sits in dictionary corner on Countdown. |
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| TEARDROP | Arnold Schwarzenegger again in a sob story set in the South American jungle. |
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| CARRY ON COLE | Egyptian comedy depicting the assassination of a beautiful brassica. |
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| COPIERS | Gritty story of an American police photocopier engineer called Frank. |
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| ARTS WARS | Rivalry in outer space between two men called Arthur. |
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| VEIL AND LET DIE | James Bond film about an undertaker. |
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| ESKIMO AND THE BANDIT | Burt Reynolds in an epic car chase across Alaska in a bid to evade the police. |
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| CROCODILE DENUDE | Paul Hogan encounters naked aggression on a visit to the USA. |
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| LORNA ODEON | R.D. Blackmore's tale of a cinema magnet in Somerset. |
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| THE PARTIES OF PENZANCE | Westcountry political musical by Gilbert and Sullivan. |
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| THE MATING OF THE SHREW | David Bellamy hosts a Shakespearean nature tale. |
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| THE WINSLOW YOB | Terence Rattigan's story of a thug expelled unjustly for a crime he didn't commit. |
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| WINNIE THE HOOP | A.A. Milne's story about a loopy bear. |
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| THE MERRY VIEWS OF WINDSOR | Pub crawl video of the Royal Berkshire town. |
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| A FAREWELL TO RAMS | A sheep farmer's lament as his breeding stock goes for slaughter. |
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| THE GOOD, THE DAB, AND THE UGLY | Clint Eastwood, Eli Wallach and Lee Van Cleef go trawling for flatfish. |
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| TO THE ROMAN BORN | Penelope Keith and Peter Bowles in a tale of Italian class wars. |
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| TOTAL CELLAR | Action adventure set in the basement, with Arnold Schwarzenegger. |
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| ANNIE GET YOUR GNU | Musical starring a young girl with an unusual pet. |
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