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28 Dec 2006

On the BBC Radio 4 show I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue, one of the rounds includes suggestions for ludicrous questions that no one on their right mind would ask. Here are some of the teams' suggestions, along with some of my suggestions. If you have any ideas you would like included, please e-mail me here, and I will add the best ones (with full credit to you of course)

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Would you call that a convincing win, Mr. President? Coventry
04 Dec 2000
What's Carol Vorderman doing these days? Coventry
04 Dec 2000
Is that George W. Bush discussing complex foreign policy with a group of world leaders who are greatly impressed with his deep understanding of the history and politics of the region? Coventry
04 Dec 2000
Would you like a little more off the top, Elton? Coventry
04 Dec 2000
Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, Lord Archer? Coventry
04 Dec 2000
Are you happy with my answer, Mr. Paxman? Coventry
04 Dec 2000
Have you been working out again, Mr. Prescott? Coventry
04 Dec 2000
Could you speak up, Mr. Paisley? Coventry
04 Dec 2000
Hullo. Not listening to Money Box? Coventry
04 Dec 2000
Are those people on their way to the Dome? Coventry
04 Dec 2000
Well, that's enough about me - why don't we talk about you, Anthea? Coventry
04 Dec 2000
Will Coventry City be involved in a relegation battle at all this year? Coventry
04 Dec 2000
Beethoven, are you deaf or what? Coventry
04 Dec 2000
Hello Railtrack - any delays expected at all? Coventry
04 Dec 2000
Is that actually true, Lord Archer? Halifax
19 Jun 2006
[ Any one here play the accordian? Not broadcast] Halifax
19 Jun 2006
I wonder what Michael Winner thinks of himself? Halifax
19 Jun 2006
[ Is this the queue for the Anthony Worrel-Thompson poetry reading? Not broadcast] Halifax
19 Jun 2006
Do you want fries with that, Your majesty? Halifax
19 Jun 2006
Mr. Henman, Would you like our catalogue of trophy cabinets? Halifax
19 Jun 2006
[ I imagine parking's no problem, is it? Not broadcast] Halifax
19 Jun 2006
Would Mr. Cryer like anything before we close the bar? Halifax
19 Jun 2006
[ I wonder why Quote, Unquote has never won a comedy award? Not broadcast] Halifax
19 Jun 2006
Not the Boutros Boutros-Ghali? Halifax
19 Jun 2006
[ Do you know why they repeat The Goodies so often? Not broadcast] Halifax
19 Jun 2006
Have you got a copy of Dignity & Discretion by The Hamiltons? Halifax
19 Jun 2006
[ So, which of you is doing Menzies Campbell on Stars In Their Eyes? Not broadcast] Halifax
19 Jun 2006
[ Fancy an ice cream, Captain Scott? Not broadcast] Halifax
19 Jun 2006
Why can't we see more of Ant and Dec? Halifax
19 Jun 2006
[ Is George Galloway completely mad? Not broadcast] Halifax
19 Jun 2006
Do you get your Ferrero Rochet at the petrol station like the rest of us, Ambassador? Halifax
19 Jun 2006
[ Why is James Blunt in America, when he should be here? Not broadcast] Halifax
19 Jun 2006
Could I interest you in a low-cost, affordable loan, Mrs. Mills-McCartney? Halifax
19 Jun 2006
Have you got it sung by Jeremy Hardy? Halifax
19 Jun 2006
[ How long have you had halitosis? Not broadcast] Halifax
19 Jun 2006
[ Could I interest you in our range of garden furniture, Mr. Prescott? Not broadcast] Halifax
19 Jun 2006
Is the Pope a Catholic? Not broadcast] Halifax
19 Jun 2006
[ Is that your wife with the big nose? Suits her. Not broadcast] Halifax
19 Jun 2006
[ Have you ever heard of a metatarsel injury? Not broadcast] Halifax
19 Jun 2006
[ Do you mind if we watch Deal Or No Deal? Not broadcast] Halifax
19 Jun 2006
[ Can a man ever tire of the bagpipes? Not broadcast] Halifax
19 Jun 2006
[ Why aren't there more gardening programmes? Not broadcast] Halifax
19 Jun 2006
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