The ISIHAC
Celebrity Interviews Page

Last Updated
16 Nov 2009

On the BBC Radio 4 show I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue, one of the rounds requires the teams to complete the missing sections of celebrity interviews. Here are some of the teams' suggestions, along with some of my suggestions. If you have any ideas you would like included, please e-mail me here, and I will add the best ones (with full credit to you of course)
Just move your mouse over the missing section or the words REAL ANSWER to reveal all!


Interviews:

A Day In The Life Of ANNE ROBINSON
A Day In The Life Of CLIFF RICHARD
A Day In The Life Of LAURENCE LLEWELYN-BOWEN
A Day In The Life of LORD ARCHER of WESTON-SUPER-MARE
A Day In The Life Of MICHAEL WINNER
A Day In The Life Of NICHOLAS PARSONS
A Day In The Life Of PAUL DANIELS
A Day In The Life Of SAMUEL PEPYS
A Day In The Life Of VICTORIA BECKHAM
Scouting For Boys by Lord Baden Powell
The Diaries Of EDWINA CURRIE
The Words of ABI TITMUSS
The Words Of ANN WIDDECOMBE
The Words Of CHERIE BLAIR
The Words Of DAVID BLAINE
The Words Of Donald Trump
The Words Of JEFFREY ARCHER
The Words Of JOEY ESSEX
The Words Of JOHN McCRIRICK
The Words Of KATIE HOPKINS
The Words Of MICHAEL JACKSON
The Words Of NOEL EDMONDS
The Words of OZZY OSBOURNE
The Words Of PARIS HILTON
The Words Of PETER STRINGFELLOW
The Words Of PRINCE CHARLES
The Words Of SIMON COWELL
The Words Of VICTORIA BECKHAM


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A Day In The Life Of ANNE ROBINSON

I'm very good in the early mornings, but no use to anyone after about ________. REAL ANSWER

Getting dressed at our home in Gloucestershire is wonderful - it's woolly stockings, shirts & anything that will ________. REAL ANSWER

I've really taken to country life. I love animals, and if I could wave a magic wand, ________. REAL ANSWER

Sunday is the day when we love to see friends crammed around our ________. REAL ANSWER

Our friends usually start threatening to ________. REAL ANSWER

On Sunday nights, it's back to my cottage in Kensington. People have called me lots of names, but they've never called me ________. REAL ANSWER

We went to the Proms the other night, and to my horror, we were sharing a box with ________. REAL ANSWER

I've said so many rude things about Virginia Bottomley, but to her credit, she ________. REAL ANSWER

The Weakest Link is the anti game show - it's so ________. REAL ANSWER

I'm desperate for questions that give me an opportunity to show ________. REAL ANSWER

Bradford
20 May 2002
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A Day In The Life Of CLIFF RICHARD

On tour, I rarely go to bed before ________. REAL ANSWER

The show doesn't finish until ________. REAL ANSWER

I never usually eat before the show, because ________. REAL ANSWER

Most mornings I'll be up at about 11am, and then try to get in some ________. REAL ANSWER

In the late afternoon, I'll spend at least half an hour in a hot ________. REAL ANSWER

A day off at home in Weybridge, Surrey, tends to be less ________. REAL ANSWER

I'm awake at eight, listen to the radio until nine, and then take a selection of ________. REAL ANSWER

I'm sixty-one now, and I've been known as the Peter Pan of Pop for so long, I feel a great pressure to ________. REAL ANSWER

I share my house with my best friend, Bill Latham, who is also my ________. REAL ANSWER

I enjoy fame and fortune, but like sharing my ________. REAL ANSWER

I don't attend church very often, but I a support group at a very vibrant and charismatic church nearby, who've taken it upon themselves to ________. REAL ANSWER

In the evening, Bill's girlfriend Jill normally does the cooking. I usually end up ________. REAL ANSWER

Then they tend to doze off between TV shows, while I lie on the floor and ________. REAL ANSWER

Bradford
20 May 2002
On tour, I rarely go to bed before ________. REAL ANSWER

The show doesn't finish until ________. REAL ANSWER

I never usually eat before the show, because ________. REAL ANSWER

Most mornings I'll be up at about 11am, and then try to get in some ________. REAL ANSWER

In the late afternoon, I'll spend at least half an hour in a hot ________. REAL ANSWER

A day off at home in Weybridge, Surrey, tends to be less ________. REAL ANSWER

I'm awake at eight, listen to the radio until nine, and then take a selection of ________. REAL ANSWER

I'm sixty-one now, and I've been known as the Peter Pan of Pop for so long, I feel a great pressure to ________. REAL ANSWER

I share my house with my best friend, Bill Latham, who is also my ________. REAL ANSWER

I enjoy fame and fortune, but like sharing my ________. REAL ANSWER

I don't attend church very often, but I a support group at a very vibrant and charismatic church nearby, who've taken it upon themselves to ________. REAL ANSWER

In the evening, Bill's girlfriend Jill normally does the cooking. I usually end up ________. REAL ANSWER

Then they tend to doze off between TV shows, while I lie on the floor and ________. REAL ANSWER

ISIHAC 8, Side 1
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A Day In The Life Of LAURENCE LLEWELYN-BOWEN

When we decided to move from a flat to a bigger house, we set out to find somewhere we could ________. REAL ANSWER

I remember my wife Jackie ringing me to say she'd found the perfect place. It's a thirties bungalow with a roof extension, in Blackheath, South London. We're aiming for a romantic open-plan look with chintzy colours, and on the roof we're putting a faux________. REAL ANSWER

I divide my time between TV design programmes such as Changing Rooms, Change That, Home Front In The Garden and ________. REAL ANSWER

We are rather Bohemian and on our walls have been known to paint ________. REAL ANSWER

This is in order to give clients a feel of ________. REAL ANSWER

I live on coffee and fags until the evening when I have a blow-out, and eat more at one sitting than ________. REAL ANSWER

I've always dressed ________. REAL ANSWER

I think if you decorate in your best clothes, you tend to ________. REAL ANSWER

When I'm wearing my long red coat, our little daughter Cecile ________. REAL ANSWER

Leicester
10 Jun 2002
When we decided to move from a flat to a bigger house, we set out to find somewhere we could ________. REAL ANSWER

I remember my wife Jackie ringing me to say she'd found the perfect place. It's a thirties bungalow with a roof extension, in Blackheath, South London. We're aiming for a romantic open-plan look with chintzy colours, and on the roof we're putting a faux________. REAL ANSWER

I divide my time between TV design programmes such as Changing Rooms, Change That, Home Front In The Garden and ________. REAL ANSWER

We are rather Bohemian and on our walls have been known to paint ________. REAL ANSWER

This is in order to give clients a feel of ________. REAL ANSWER

I live on coffee and fags until the evening when I have a blow-out, and eat more at one sitting than ________. REAL ANSWER

I've always dressed ________. REAL ANSWER

I think if you decorate in your best clothes, you tend to ________. REAL ANSWER

When I'm wearing my long red coat, our little daughter Cecile ________. REAL ANSWER

ISIHAC 8, Side 2
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A Day In The Life of LORD ARCHER of WESTON-SUPER-MARE

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A Day In The Life Of MICHAEL WINNER

My forty-two room Victorian mansion in Kensington is on many ________. REAL ANSWER

I'm leaving it to the nation as a ________. REAL ANSWER

I have seven bathrooms in this house. I haven't shared a bathroom since I was ________. REAL ANSWER

I've lived here more than thirty years, and I can't remember giving one ________. REAL ANSWER

I normally eat with a ________. REAL ANSWER

Their opinions are ________. REAL ANSWER

Seagrove's the only one of my ex-girlfriends who won't ________. REAL ANSWER

I wrote to her after we'd been apart for three years and asked if we could chat, and she said: ________. REAL ANSWER

I used to think I was always very ugly, but when I look at old photographs, I see that I was actually ________. REAL ANSWER

I never stay with people, not even Marlon Brando, who asked me to stay on his ________. REAL ANSWER

The remarkable thing about me is I am still ________. REAL ANSWER

Hastings
24 Jun 2002
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A Day In The Life Of NICHOLAS PARSONS

I was born in Grantham, where my father was the G.P. who delivered ________. REAL ANSWER

To please my family, I worked for five years in the shipyards at Clydebank, trying to be ________. REAL ANSWER

My speciality was pumps and ________. REAL ANSWER

Imagine it - I had a posh English public school accent, and I was working with some pretty tough fellows. When I was on the loo, the foreman used to ________. REAL ANSWER

But the showbiz bug was ________. REAL ANSWER

My parents did not support me, because they did not understand why I was ________. REAL ANSWER

I lived on boiled cabbage and ________. REAL ANSWER

'Just A Minute' is very demanding, and I do my best to ________. REAL ANSWER

A member of the team has to talk on a given topic for one minute without ________. REAL ANSWER

I have to concentrate like stink with all the challenging, to remember whether or not ________. REAL ANSWER

Recently, I've been at the Edinburgh Festival with a show called 'Nicholas Parsons ________. REAL ANSWER

Hastings
24 Jun 2002
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A Day In The Life Of PAUL DANIELS

Debbie & I are early birds. In the summer, we're up early, knocking ________. REAL ANSWER

[ I'll have made notes on the previous day's correspondence by the time my secretary, Georgina, arrives. She's well versed in the eccentricities of magic and magicians, as her father runs a ________. REAL ANSWER
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I get about 25 requests a day to ________. REAL ANSWER

[ Every day is a working day. I don't really understand the word 'leisure' because I'm ________. REAL ANSWER
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I do enjoy photography. [ I'm currently photographing my collection of magic ________. REAL ANSWER
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and I like cars. I've got a Bentley, a Mazda RX7, a Ferrari and a ________. REAL ANSWER

[ The Ferrari's number plate is ________. REAL ANSWER
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I'm a WYSIWYG. Know what that is? WYSIWYG? What You See Is ________. REAL ANSWER

I'm from the north, and that tends to give you an accent that's better for ________. REAL ANSWER

and when I work on stage, I actually take my voice up a notch so that ________. REAL ANSWER

[ You don't get to be a Saturday night TV sensation of the 1980s without a ________. REAL ANSWER
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Out of the TV comedians, I like Ben Elton, Hale & Pace, and ________. REAL ANSWER

[ My stage show, An Audience With Paul Daniels, is two and a half hours of stand-up comedy, and everyone has been falling ________. REAL ANSWER
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[ Last night I didn't get to bed until 2 a.m., because the audience ________. REAL ANSWER
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Debbie has made my life very easy and smooth, and she enjoys looking after me because she knows ________. REAL ANSWER

Our relationship is everything that is indefinable: chemistry, ________. REAL ANSWER

and it also works because I'm very ________. REAL ANSWER

Guys don't like saying anything romantic to the wife, but the other night, in the middle of a TV programme, I turned round to Debbie and said ________. REAL ANSWER

Our love life is fantastic. It's three times a night for me. I've got no problems in that department. I'm very happy. I just wish Debbie could ________. REAL ANSWER

Once, I got upstairs and Debbie was lying stark naked on the bed. She was wearing the sort of sleeping blindfold you get on long-haul flights. Printed on it was 'Do Not Disturb', but further down her body she had a sign that said: ________. REAL ANSWER

Tunbridge Wells
17 Jan 2005
Debbie & I are early birds. In the summer, we're up early, knocking ________. REAL ANSWER

I get about 25 requests a day to ________. REAL ANSWER

I do enjoy photography, and I like cars. I've got a Bentley, a Mazda RX7, a Ferrari and a ________. REAL ANSWER

I'm a WYSIWYG. Know what that is? WYSIWYG? What You See Is ________. REAL ANSWER

I'm from the north, and that tends to give you an accent that's better for ________. REAL ANSWER

and when I work on stage, I actually take my voice up a notch so that ________. REAL ANSWER

Out of the TV comedians, I like Ben Elton, Hale & Pace, and ________. REAL ANSWER

Debbie has made my life very easy and smooth, and she enjoys looking after me because she knows ________. REAL ANSWER

Our relationship is everything that is indefinable: chemistry, ________. REAL ANSWER

and it also works because I'm very ________. REAL ANSWER

Guys don't like saying anything romantic to the wife, but the other night, in the middle of a TV programme, I turned round to Debbie and said ________. REAL ANSWER

Our love life is fantastic. It's three times a night for me. I've got no problems in that department. I'm very happy. I just wish Debbie could ________. REAL ANSWER

Once, I got upstairs and Debbie was lying stark naked on the bed. She was wearing the sort of sleeping blindfold you get on long-haul flights. Printed on it was 'Do Not Disturb', but further down her body she had a sign that said: ________. REAL ANSWER

ISIHAC 9, Side 1
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A Day In The Life Of SAMUEL PEPYS

[ Waking this morning out of my sleep on a sudden, I did with my elbow hit my ________. REAL ANSWER
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[ This waked her with pain, at which I was ________. REAL ANSWER
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To my Lord's this morning, but my Lord not being up, I went out to Charing Cross to see Major General Harrison hanged, drawn and ________. REAL ANSWER

He was looking as cheerfully as any man could do, considering ________. REAL ANSWER

He was presently cut down, and his head and his heart ________. REAL ANSWER

[ At this point, there was great ________. REAL ANSWER
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[ From thence, with my uncle to the new Exchange, and there drunk________. REAL ANSWER
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Finding myself beginning to be troubled with wind, as I used to be, and with pain in making water, I took a couple of ________. REAL ANSWER

My pain continued on me mightily, and I could break no wind, nor have any ________. REAL ANSWER

so I took coach and horse to the apothecary, but he was not at home, and so home again. And whether the coach did me good or no, I know not, but having a good fire in my chamber, I began to ________. REAL ANSWER

[ And thence to the theatre, and there saw Romeo and Juliet, but it is ________. REAL ANSWER
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[ I was sitting behind in a dark place when a lady, quite by mistake, ________. REAL ANSWER
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After supper, to have my head combed by our maid Deb, which occassioned the greatest sorrow to me that ever I knew in this world, for my wife, coming up suddenly, did find ________. REAL ANSWER

Indeed, I was with my hand under her ________. REAL ANSWER

My wife was struck mute, and ________. REAL ANSWER

[ I did not know how much she saw, and therefore said ________. REAL ANSWER
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I stayed up 'til the bell man came by with his bell just under my window, as I was ________. REAL ANSWER

[ He cried: Past one o'the clock and ________. REAL ANSWER
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I then went to bed.

Tunbridge Wells
17 Jan 2005
To my Lord's this morning, but my Lord not being up, I went out to Charing Cross to see Major General Harrison hanged, drawn and ________. REAL ANSWER

He was looking as cheerfully as any man could do, considering ________. REAL ANSWER

He was presently cut down, and his head and his heart ________. REAL ANSWER

Finding myself beginning to be troubled with wind, as I used to be, and with pain in making water, I took a couple of ________. REAL ANSWER

My pain continued on me mightily, and I could break no wind, nor have any ________. REAL ANSWER

I took coach and horse to the apothecary, but he was not at home, and so home again. And whether the coach did me good or no, I know not, but having a good fire in my chamber, I began to ________. REAL ANSWER

After supper, to have my head combed by our maid Deb, which occassioned the greatest sorrow to me that ever I knew in this world, for my wife, coming up suddenly, did find ________. REAL ANSWER

Indeed, I was with my hand under her ________. REAL ANSWER

My wife was struck mute, and ________. REAL ANSWER

I stayed up 'til the bell man came by with his bell just under my window, as I was ________. REAL ANSWER

I then went to bed.

ISIHAC 9, Side 1
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A Day In The Life Of VICTORIA BECKHAM

I knew from the first time I met David that I wanted to ________. REAL ANSWER

I knew he liked me, but for the first three dates he wouldn't even ________. REAL ANSWER

We were sitting in our dressing gowns when David pulled out the ring, got down on one knee and said ________. REAL ANSWER

We don't go to celebrity parties. I prefer to be at home in my pyjamas sitting in front of the ________. REAL ANSWER

David is a fantastic sportsman and he's very intelligent, but he's not going to sit down in interviews and start using ________. REAL ANSWER

Brooklyn looks so beautiful. He has my nose, and David's ________. REAL ANSWER

Brooklyn thinks all daddies play football, and all mummies ________. REAL ANSWER

Before going to bed I always take off my ________. REAL ANSWER

Leicester
10 Jun 2002
I knew from the first time I met David that I wanted to ________. REAL ANSWER

I knew he liked me, but for the first three dates he wouldn't even ________. REAL ANSWER

We were sitting in our dressing gowns when David pulled out the ring, got down on one knee and said ________. REAL ANSWER

We don't go to celebrity parties. I prefer to be at home in my pyjamas sitting in front of the ________. REAL ANSWER

David is a fantastic sportsman and he's very intelligent, but he's not going to sit down in interviews and start using ________. REAL ANSWER

Brooklyn looks so beautiful. He has my nose, and David's ________. REAL ANSWER

Brooklyn thinks all daddies play football, and all mummies ________. REAL ANSWER

Before going to bed I always take off my ________. REAL ANSWER

ISIHAC 8, Side 2
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Scouting For Boys by Lord Baden Powell

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The Diaries Of EDWINA CURRIE

Wednesday 4th January 1989
I met Jeffrey and Mary Archer at his flat in Olympic House on Albert Embankment. As we went up in the lift, I asked if he owned the whole block. He looked startled as if he wasn't usually asked that, then a bit sheepish and said ________. REAL ANSWER
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11th October 1990
On Friday evening, John Major announced our entry into the ERM as of Monday, and a 1 percent cut in ________. REAL ANSWER
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Thursday 24th January 1991
Right now I feel lonely, neglected, unused and ________. REAL ANSWER
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Thursday 24th January 1991
I wish my flat was filled with one big man in his blue ________. REAL ANSWER
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Thursday 7th February 1991
John came into the tea room and sat at my table. He had a tray of two slices of lean cold beef, lots of tomatoes, mustard pickle and ________. REAL ANSWER
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Thursday 7th February 1991
He told me he'd lost a stone since becoming P.M., which explains why he looks so good on ________. REAL ANSWER
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30th March 1991
I really wanted a fortnight ago to sit down and write a memoir about John Major before I forget ________. REAL ANSWER
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30th March 1991
The most extraordinary moment was in the bath when he asked if I believed in ________. REAL ANSWER
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2002
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The Words of ABI TITMUSS

I tend to jump into bed a bit quickly with men. Five weeks is the longest I've ever waited before ________. REAL ANSWER

I like guys to be charming, witty and ________. REAL ANSWER

I'm the sort of person who goes to the pub with your mates and finishes the night with ________. REAL ANSWER

The leaking of that sex video was one of the lowest points of my life. It was a bit of experimentation with a boyfriend with a camera, followed by ________. REAL ANSWER

After I first hit the headlines, I could have kept my job as ________. REAL ANSWER

[ ...but there was too much interest in me and my mind wouldn't have been on the job. I did ask recently if I could go back and do a shift, but they could let me because they said I would have ________. REAL ANSWER
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I'm very lucky I sell magazines, but you have to remember I went to university. I was in charge of a twenty-three bed ________. REAL ANSWER

I'm not a hooker, I'm a model and a writer. I'm really proud of my new book. It's about ________. REAL ANSWER

When I was on Hells Kitchen, Gordon Ramsey was shouting at me so much in the first few days, he was using me as a sort of whipping post to show the others ________. REAL ANSWER

Harrogate
26 Dec 2005
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The Words Of ANN WIDDECOMBE

I absolutely hate getting up in the morning. It's only achieved with very considerable effort, and the aid of three ________. REAL ANSWER

If I've ignored the first alarm, the second starts. I ensure the third alarm is ________. REAL ANSWER

I tend to miss the first bit of The Today Programme, but I listen to the second from the ________. REAL ANSWER

In the morning I look in the mirror, and sometimes I see dark ________. REAL ANSWER

I wash my face with soap and water. I only use moisturiser if I remember, and I wash my hair. Each morning I'll spray myself with my favourite ________. REAL ANSWER

I use Max Factor foundation and powder, and applying it takes ________. REAL ANSWER

Then I throw everything into my handbag so I'm ready to walk out of the door. My mother is always saying: That bag will ________. REAL ANSWER

I've always had fabulous legs - I still do, although I never ________. REAL ANSWER

I'm happy single. I don't need sex in my life. I can do quite happily without it. I would need a lot of persuading to start ________. REAL ANSWER

I came into politics to fight Socialism. I hate Socialism. Fortunately, ________. REAL ANSWER

Winchester
24 Nov 2003
I absolutely hate getting up in the morning. It's only achieved with very considerable effort, and the aid of three ________. REAL ANSWER

If I've ignored the first alarm, the second starts. I ensure the third alarm is ________. REAL ANSWER

I tend to miss the first bit of The Today Programme, but I listen to the second from the ________. REAL ANSWER

In the morning I look in the mirror, and sometimes I see dark ________. REAL ANSWER

I wash my face with soap and water. I only use moisturiser if I remember, and I wash my hair. Each morning I'll spray myself with my favourite ________. REAL ANSWER

I use Max Factor foundation and powder, and applying it takes ________. REAL ANSWER

Then I throw everything into my handbag so I'm ready to walk out of the door. My mother is always saying: That bag will ________. REAL ANSWER

I've always had fabulous legs - I still do, although I never ________. REAL ANSWER

I'm happy single. I don't need sex in my life. I can do quite happily without it. I would need a lot of persuading to start ________. REAL ANSWER

I came into politics to fight Socialism. I hate Socialism. Fortunately, ________. REAL ANSWER

Best of ISIHAC 2003
29 Dec 2003
I absolutely hate getting up in the morning. It's only achieved with very considerable effort, and the aid of three ________. REAL ANSWER

If I've ignored the first alarm, the second starts. I ensure the third alarm is ________. REAL ANSWER

I tend to miss the first bit of The Today Programme, but I listen to the second from the ________. REAL ANSWER

In the morning I look in the mirror, and sometimes I see dark ________. REAL ANSWER

I wash my face with soap and water. I only use moisturiser if I remember, and I wash my hair. Each morning I'll spray myself with my favourite ________. REAL ANSWER

I use Max Factor foundation and powder, and applying it takes ________. REAL ANSWER

Then I throw everything into my handbag so I'm ready to walk out of the door. My mother is always saying: That bag will ________. REAL ANSWER

I've always had fabulous legs - I still do, although I never ________. REAL ANSWER

I'm happy single. I don't need sex in my life. I can do quite happily without it. I would need a lot of persuading to start ________. REAL ANSWER

I came into politics to fight Socialism. I hate Socialism. Fortunately, ________. REAL ANSWER

ISIHAC Classic Repeat
30 Jun 2008
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The Words Of CHERIE BLAIR

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The Words Of DAVID BLAINE

Magic is like an addiction. The ideas come from anywhere. I just think: Wow, that would be ________. REAL ANSWER

Standing in a block of ice for sixty-two hours does surprising things to your ________. REAL ANSWER

On my third day in the ice block I felt like I was in purgatory. I kept hearing what sounded like a speeded up version of ________. REAL ANSWER

I've known Uri Geller for years. He and Michael Jackson are the two ________. REAL ANSWER

My next challenge, or performance piece, is the most extreme exercise in isolation and physical deprivation ever attempted. It has to do with being solitary for 44 days and 44 nights, completely isolated from everything with no ________. REAL ANSWER

...just a tube bringing me ________. REAL ANSWER

Winchester
24 Nov 2003
Magic is like an addiction. The ideas come from anywhere. I just think: Wow, that would be ________. REAL ANSWER

Standing in a block of ice for sixty-two hours does surprising things to your ________. REAL ANSWER

On my third day in the ice block I felt like I was in purgatory. I kept hearing what sounded like a speeded up version of ________. REAL ANSWER

I've known Uri Geller for years. He and Michael Jackson are the two ________. REAL ANSWER

My next challenge, or performance piece, is the most extreme exercise in isolation and physical deprivation ever attempted. It has to do with being solitary for 44 days and 44 nights, completely isolated from everything with no ________. REAL ANSWER

...just a tube bringing me ________. REAL ANSWER

ISIHAC Classic Repeat
30 Jun 2008
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The Words Of Donald Trump

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The Words Of JEFFREY ARCHER

I'm a 6 o'clock waker - less of an owl, more of a ________. REAL ANSWER

Once up, I like to spend 30 minutes ________. REAL ANSWER

I like to be at my desk at 9.30 when I'm writing a ________. REAL ANSWER

I can't type. I handwrite every word, and my secretary puts it on the ________. REAL ANSWER

Women fall into two categories: for me it's always brunettes with dark eyes and intelligent faces. I fall in love three times a day with pretty dark-haired women, but I never ________. REAL ANSWER

I've been an M.C.C. member for years, and go to test matches with John Major. I play occasionally for the Lord's Taverners. Last time Derek Underwood bowled at me, before I could see the ball, he removed all three of my ________. REAL ANSWER

Running is my other passion. I ran for Britain between 1963 and 1966, and recorded a personal best for the 100 yards of ________. REAL ANSWER

It's quite hard to be a good husband to Mary. The only thing I would say with pride is that I've never been ________. REAL ANSWER

I think the key to a successful marriage is going on being ________. REAL ANSWER

To Mary, I'm a good husband because she's so independent. I don't think I'd be a good husband to someone who was ________. REAL ANSWER

Mary's by far the better judge of character than me. I'm terribly trusting. Whenever I've made a mistake in life, she always said: ________. REAL ANSWER

Belfast
21 Jun 2004
I'm a 6 o'clock waker - less of an owl, more of a ________. REAL ANSWER

Once up, I like to spend 30 minutes ________. REAL ANSWER

I like to be at my desk at 9.30 when I'm writing a ________. REAL ANSWER

I can't type. I handwrite every word, and my secretary puts it on the ________. REAL ANSWER

Running is my other passion. I ran for Britain between 1963 and 1966, and recorded a personal best for the 100 yards of ________. REAL ANSWER

It's quite hard to be a good husband to Mary. The only thing I would say with pride is that I've never been ________. REAL ANSWER

I think the key to a successful marriage is going on being ________. REAL ANSWER

To Mary, I'm a good husband because she's so independent. I don't think I'd be a good husband to someone who was ________. REAL ANSWER

Mary's by far the better judge of character than me. I'm terribly trusting. Whenever I've made a mistake in life, she always said: ________. REAL ANSWER

2004 Xmas Special Compilation
27 Dec 2004
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The Words Of JOEY ESSEX

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The Words Of JOHN McCRIRICK

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The Words Of KATIE HOPKINS

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The Words Of MICHAEL JACKSON

I never had a childhood. I was a star when I was ________. REAL ANSWER

[ I never liked the way I looked. Now I do. As a teen, I had so many pimples, I washed my face in ________. REAL ANSWER
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It's hard growing up a celebrity child. I relate to Shirley Temple. I met her in San Fransisco and I sat at her table and I cried so bad. She said: ________. REAL ANSWER

[ And I said: ________. REAL ANSWER
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[ Then she goes: ________. REAL ANSWER
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[ And I said: ________. REAL ANSWER
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[ And somebody else said: ________. REAL ANSWER
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[ And she said: ________. REAL ANSWER
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Fred Astaire was my neighbour. I used to see him every day when I was riding my little ________. REAL ANSWER

He always told me - You're gonna be a________. REAL ANSWER

[ I remember the first time I did the Moon Walk. Fred called me at home. He was screaming on the phone, raving. He said it was ________. REAL ANSWER
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I've had very little cosmetic surgery. You can count it on two ________. REAL ANSWER

[ I have to do disguises: bad suits; buck teeth; glasses; affros; prosthetics; make up jobs, ________. REAL ANSWER
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[ Girls are very smart you know. They know the way you move your body, the way you walk, the way you ________. REAL ANSWER
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[ I hear them go: Look at the way he moves his hand, or Look at the way ________. REAL ANSWER
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People think I deliberately touch my crotch during ________. REAL ANSWER

[ It happens subliminally. You don't think about it - it just happens. I'm a slave to the ________. REAL ANSWER
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If you go to one of my concerts, my shows, you'll see 200,000 people swaying, holding candles, saying ________. REAL ANSWER

My greatest inspiration comes from kids. I used to walk around holding baby dolls because ________. REAL ANSWER

[ I was so anxious to get my daughter Paris home from hospital, that after they cut the cord, and I hate to say this, I ________. REAL ANSWER
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For my third child I used a surrogate mother and my own ________. REAL ANSWER

Salford
05 Jul 2004
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The Words Of NOEL EDMONDS

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The Words of OZZY OSBOURNE

Sharon's the organiser. She holds the family together. I certainly don't. I get up in the morning. I've got a drawer full of black underpants, and I go: ________. REAL ANSWER

[ Sharon's the organiser. She holds the family together. I certainly don't. I don't hold it together because I'm ________. REAL ANSWER
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[ I get up in the morning. I've got a drawer full of black underpants, and I go: ________. REAL ANSWER
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[ I've always had a desire for Sharon but I didn't want to make a fool of myself. We were rehearsing one night at Shepperton Studios, and finally I plucked up the courage to ask her back to my room for ________. REAL ANSWER
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[ One thing led to another and ________. REAL ANSWER
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I've got no ****ing choice about watching The X Factor - music for grannies. As for Simon Cowell, I haven't met him but it seems he can be a bit of a ________. REAL ANSWER

[ I've got no ****ing choice about watching The X Factor - I've got to. I came into the country last week and watched it on Saturday. I'm amazed how **** ________. REAL ANSWER
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[ Music for grannies. As for Simon Cowell, I haven't met him but it seems he can be a bit of a ________. REAL ANSWER
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I should have died in 1973 with the amount of chemicals I was ________. REAL ANSWER

[ Then there was the quad bike accident two years ago. My heart stopped. During that I suppose I was ________. REAL ANSWER
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[ I once went to a fortune teller, and she said to me that I would have a thousand pounds in the bank by the time I was 21, and that I would be a very famous person. At the age of 22 I had ________. REAL ANSWER
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The funniest thing about it all is, when I was born I weighed ________. REAL ANSWER

I was one of the biggest children ever. They thought I was ________. REAL ANSWER

[ The midwife said to my mother: This guy is ________. REAL ANSWER
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When I was with Black Sabbath kids thought I was into killing anything and started turning up at the shows with snakes and ________. REAL ANSWER

One day I caught one and, assuming it was a fake, I put it in my mouth and ________. REAL ANSWER

I had to have a week of injections for ________. REAL ANSWER

When I got fired from Black Sabbath, I thought my career was over. I stayed in a hotel for three months doing lots of ________. REAL ANSWER

Sharon turned up and said: Look, if you can clean your act up, I'll try and ________. REAL ANSWER

[ I go on stage now and the kids throw ________. REAL ANSWER
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I've come to the conclusion that I'll have a really crap death. On my gravestone it'll read: Ozzy Osbourne, the ________. REAL ANSWER

Harrogate
26 Dec 2005
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The Words Of PARIS HILTON

[ Because of my last name, people think I'm ________. REAL ANSWER
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[ There's a lot of heiresses out there, and I don't see any of them doing what I've done. It's Paris Hilton PLC baby. I have so many projects, bags, fragrances, ________. REAL ANSWER
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There's a lot of heiresses out there, and I don't see any of them doing what I've done. It's Paris Hilton PLC baby. I have so many projects, I go round the world every three days designing and personally approving it all. I have one partner. We both own it. He does the business side, and I ________. REAL ANSWER

His first name is Fred. I can't ________. REAL ANSWER

[ In sixth grade, people would make fun of me. "Oh, you're rich!", they'd say, so I'd ________. REAL ANSWER
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[ I felt like I was flat-chested. I was so embarrassed. I wore a padded bra until I was 17. Boy, back they, I wouldn't let anyone look at them, touch them ________. REAL ANSWER
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I watched Disney animated films when I was a child. My favourites are Sleeping Beauty and Cinderella. I think I'm more like Snow White. She was always ________. REAL ANSWER

[ After Hugh Heffner, I throw the best ________. REAL ANSWER
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[ Everyone gets a go at pole dancing, and I'm ________. REAL ANSWER
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I just like to go out and have fun with my friends. I'm an Aquarius - we're ________. REAL ANSWER

I don't have sex unless I'm ________. REAL ANSWER

[ I have this great test to see if a girl's a real friend. When we're shopping, I'll pick out an outfit that I know looks hot, and one that's awful. If my friend says the bad one looks good, I know ________. REAL ANSWER
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[ I hate wearing underwear. It looks so tacky when it shows through your ________. REAL ANSWER
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[ If I do wear any, it's trashy, but in a good way, like a G-string or maybe ________. REAL ANSWER
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[ I'm really bad with money. The other week, I bought a Barbie pink Bentley with ________. REAL ANSWER
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The best thing I've ever bought with my money is my house. I call it my ________. REAL ANSWER

[ It's beautiful. When people come over they say Hey, this looks just like ________. REAL ANSWER
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[ I put pheromones in a lot of my fragrances and that attracts people to you. My new fragrance is called ________. REAL ANSWER
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In my last movie I worked with this incredible acting coach. We literally were working for like six hours a day for three weeks before we started ________. REAL ANSWER

The script was really hot. I had the coolest death scene. The producer had T-shirts made for the movie saying: ________. REAL ANSWER

We were going to release my first single in Europe first, and test out the song, but within 30 seconds it was playing on the radio stations. It's infectious and people are saying ________. REAL ANSWER

I like cry when I listen to it, it's so ________. REAL ANSWER

[ London is my favourite city in the world. I've been taught some British slang. If you're talking about a gross guy then you say he's ________. REAL ANSWER
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[ I like that, and if you think a guy's hot, then you call him ________. REAL ANSWER
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London is my favourite city in the world. I love everything about London. I love the people, the accents, the food, the ________. REAL ANSWER

I haven't seen much British TV because I'm always out partying, but I've seen a bit of EastEnders. It looks like ________. REAL ANSWER

If I couldn't act, sing, model or design, I'd ________. REAL ANSWER

I'd love to have children in the next two years. I'd like three or four. I'll name my first girl ________. REAL ANSWER

Haymarket
15 Jun 2009
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The Words Of PETER STRINGFELLOW

I was born in ________. REAL ANSWER

I had three nicknames at school: Stringy, String Vest and ________. REAL ANSWER

After school, I got a job at the local cinema as a ________. REAL ANSWER

Nowadays, I live the life of a perpetual Jack Nicholson on the loose in the West End. People look at me and they think: ________. REAL ANSWER

People think my club is a strip club, but the girls don't just have to take their clothes off. They've got to have ________. REAL ANSWER

My girlfriend is utterly bored when it comes to ________. REAL ANSWER

You can't blame her. She's a teenager. She likes watching cartoons and music shows, whereas I love ________. REAL ANSWER

Sex is the one constant in my life, and possibly the thing that's kept me ________. REAL ANSWER

It's hypocritical of course. If my ex-wife had done half - any - of what I had done, I would have ________. REAL ANSWER

Belfast
21 Jun 2004
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The Words Of PRINCE CHARLES

It doesn't always work attempting to impose rules and regulations on your ________. REAL ANSWER

[ I try to pull the boys' legs before they pull ________. REAL ANSWER
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I just hope that by talking and explaining, they can become a bit more aware and wiser about ________. REAL ANSWER

[ You have to be very careful. I don't think you want to be best friends with your ________. REAL ANSWER
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It's more about striking a subtle balance. The boys don't try to keep me up to date. All they say is: ________. REAL ANSWER

Mostly there's just this doo-doo-doo beat of their ________. REAL ANSWER

Skiing is a very exciting sport. [ The sheer thrill of going fast, with the air rushing past, and the feel of ________. REAL ANSWER
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When I first came to Closters after eleven years of not skiing, I had the most dreadful ________. REAL ANSWER

I landed on rocks and things, but in those days somehow I bounced ________. REAL ANSWER

[ I've always been very intrigued by what happens on the ________. REAL ANSWER
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In Germany, and I know it's very difficult to say, but they have a ________. REAL ANSWER

They tell me in Germany that they couldn't keep their hospitals and old peoples' homes going without ________. REAL ANSWER

All the great prophets, all the great thinkers, those who've achieved a far greater awareness of the aspects of life which lie beneath the surface, all shared the same ________. REAL ANSWER

[ The title Defender Of The Faith was created by King Henry VIII some 400 years ago, whereupon shortly after he decided, for some reason or another, that he wanted to ________. REAL ANSWER
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[ The Pope was a damn nuisance, because he wouldn't ________. REAL ANSWER
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[ I personally would much rather see it not as Defender Of The Faith, but as ________. REAL ANSWER
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My office is a gigantic ________. REAL ANSWER

[ People write and tell me that, if it wasn't for the Trust, they'd have committed ________. REAL ANSWER
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[ People have this most extraordinary idea of me from ________. REAL ANSWER
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[ It's clearly much easier to invent all this stuff in the press and give it this extraordinary veneer of so called accuracy by saying: It comes from some member of the ________. REAL ANSWER
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[ On the whole, I'd like to think I haven't strayed into ________. REAL ANSWER
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[ I look at each situation as it is. I don't come bound with a lot of ________. REAL ANSWER
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[ The great thing, I think, about the Monarchy is its ________. REAL ANSWER
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[ This enables it to function in a relatively free way, almost as an ordinary entity, representing the ordinary person's thoughts and feelings, without ________. REAL ANSWER
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I happen to mind very much about this country. I want to put the 'Great' back into ________. REAL ANSWER

Salford
05 Jul 2004
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The Words Of SIMON COWELL

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The Words Of VICTORIA BECKHAM

I already feel so much happier being in Los Angeles. David has no regrets. The decision to move here was very much about what would be good for ________. REAL ANSWER

I had to laugh recently. We were at Demi Moore's house with Ashton Keucher and Penelope Cruz for ________. REAL ANSWER

We ended up playing ________. REAL ANSWER

[ Tom Cruz and Katie Holmes are ordinary people who just happen to be ________. REAL ANSWER
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Tom Cruz and Katie Holmes are just ordinary people. We respect their religion. They never said "You have to be a part of this." There's been nothing shoved down our throats because ________. REAL ANSWER

People look at me and David and they see fashion, they see family, they see ________. REAL ANSWER

[ People tell me my range of jeans are like a Wonderbra for their bum, but I have to take their word for it because I've got nothing back there at all. I have to ________. REAL ANSWER
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[ I'm involved in every stage of the design process - the fabric, the fit, ________. REAL ANSWER
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I'm quite good at knowing what suits me, but sometimes I look back at old photos and think: Oh, that skirt was so short! The whole world could probably see ________. REAL ANSWER

The worst outfit I ever wore was when David and I went to a Versace party wearing matching ________. REAL ANSWER

[ People think: That bossy cow! She bosses him about. But anybody who's been in our house will tell you it's completely ________. REAL ANSWER
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David's definitely the one who's ________. REAL ANSWER

I'm faithful to my husband. In my life I've only slept with three ________. REAL ANSWER

[ Today, I have one old beauty tip, but it works. Before you go to bed, always take off your ________. REAL ANSWER
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[ I don't bother with expensive cleansing creams, I just use ________. REAL ANSWER
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[ They're fast, effective and ________. REAL ANSWER
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[ Obviously, I like to go to shops because it's great for research. The best thing to do if I'm in London is to go to Notting Hill and just ________. REAL ANSWER
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We went out to dinner one night and we got pictured, and the next day the headline was: ________. REAL ANSWER

[ I'd like to put on a little more weight, but if it happens, it happens. I'm only a size 6 but the fact is I'm perfectly ________. REAL ANSWER
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[ There was all that nonsense about how I've never read a book. It was an interview I did for a Spanish magazine, and what I said was that I never ________. REAL ANSWER
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[ I always start a book but get distracted and ________. REAL ANSWER
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Everyone asks if the title of my book "That Extra Half An Inch" is a reference to ________. REAL ANSWER

[ The last big gift David got me was a ring for our wedding anniversary. When he gave it to me, it was a total surprise. It's made of black ________. REAL ANSWER
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Our boys are phenomenal. Romeo's so into his looks it's something else. He'll say: Mummy, I want to wear ________. REAL ANSWER

[ He won't leave the house until he's ________. REAL ANSWER
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[ I'm so grateful for the Spice Girls. We were like a ________. REAL ANSWER
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I'm so grateful for the Spice Girls. Emma came in with those pigtails, Gerry came in with the red hair and the big boobs and the little tiny hot pants, and Melanie B really was scary, and the sporty one was ________. REAL ANSWER

Peterborough
10 Dec 2007
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