| Bargain not to be missed = Everyone else has hit it. |
06 Sep 1986 |
| You'll enjoy a spin in this = Just try braking on a wet road. |
06 Sep 1986 |
| Only 250,000 miles on the clock = You should have seen what it said on the hourglass. |
06 Sep 1986 |
| One careful owner = The other 32 were nutters. |
06 Sep 1986 |
| Take you to Paris and back on one tank of petrol = As long as you live in Versailles. |
06 Sep 1986 |
| You won't see upholstery like this everyday = You won't see upholstery like this everyday. |
06 Sep 1986 |
| Ample boot space = Room for at least 2 pairs, or 4 pairs of carpet slippers. |
06 Sep 1986 |
| It's a fun car = The salesmen in the back room are rolling all over the floor. |
06 Sep 1986 |
| Fitted with child-proof locks = A child may not be able to break into it, but everyone else can. |
06 Sep 1986 |
| One previous owner = Evil Knievel. |
06 Sep 1986 |
| Two previous owners = Starsky & Hutch. |
06 Sep 1986 |
| They don't make them like this any more = They got fed up being sued. |
06 Sep 1986 |
| It's a cross between an Allegro & a Rover = A legover! |
06 Sep 1986 |
| Current MOT = There's this garage in Wandsworth... |
06 Sep 1986 |
