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On the BBC Radio 4 show I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue, one of the rounds includes suggestions for film titles that might appeal to certain sections of society - the Undertakers' Film Club etc. Here are some of the teams' suggestions, along with some of my suggestions. If you have any ideas you would like included, please e-mail me here, and I will add the best ones (with full credit to you of course)
| The Blairwitchhazel Project | Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005 | ||
| [ Singing In The Pain Not broadcast] | Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005 | ||
| [ When Harry Metatarsel Not broadcast] | Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005 | ||
| [ Back To The Suture Not broadcast] | Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005 | ||
| [ Orson Welles' The Magnificent Ambulance Not broadcast] | Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005 | ||
| A&E Which Way But Loose | Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005 | ||
| Fatal Traction | Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005 | ||
| [ The Stitches Of Eastwick Not broadcast] | Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005 | ||
| [ Help! I'm The English Patient Not broadcast] | Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005 | ||
| [ Hello Trolley Not broadcast] | Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005 | ||
| [ X-Ray Men Not broadcast] | Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005 | ||
| Lord Of The Syringe | Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005 | ||
| Diarrhoea Of Bridge Jones | Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005 | ||
| Four Swellings And A Funeral | Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005 | ||
| [ Gonorrhoea With The Wind Not broadcast] | Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005 | ||
| Ingrid Bergmann is Anna Sthaesia | Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005 | ||
| Crutch Cassidy And The One Chance Skid | Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005 | ||
| R.A.S.H. | Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005 | ||
| G.A.S.H. | Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005 | ||
| B.A.S.H. | Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005 | ||
| Pretty Shitty Prang Bang | Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005 | ||
| [ The Legend Of Bagger Vance starring The Keystone Corpse Not broadcast] | Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005 | ||
| [ Scar Wars Not broadcast] | Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005 | ||
| [ The Lady With The Limp Not broadcast] | Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005 | ||
| [ The Nurse Of Frankenstein Not broadcast] | Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005 | ||
| [ It's Your Kneecap, Mother Brown Not broadcast] | Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005 | ||
| There's Amputations, And Dislocations... | Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005 | ||
| The Chronicles Of Nar-nee-naw-nee-naw-nee-naw | Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005 | ||
| [ The MRSA Bugsy Malone Not broadcast] | Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005 | ||
| [ Face Off Not broadcast] | Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005 | ||
| [ Asterix The Gallstone Not broadcast] | Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005 | ||
| [ The Fracture Of Dorian Gray Not broadcast] | Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005 | ||
| Around The Ward In Eighty Days | Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005 | ||
| Bring Me The Rest Of Alfredo Garcia | Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005 | ||
| [ Lord Of The Slings Not broadcast] | Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005 | ||
| The Silence Of The Machine That Goes PING | Kevin Hale | ||
| Hugh Scully & the Sundance Kid | Hackney 11 Nov 1995 | ||
| When William Met Mary | Hackney 11 Nov 1995 | ||
| Thelma & Louis XV | Hackney 11 Nov 1995 | ||
| Of Meison Men | Hackney 11 Nov 1995 | ||
| Porcelain Bess | Hackney 11 Nov 1995 | ||
| Decanterbury Tales | Hackney 11 Nov 1995 | ||
| Annie Hallmark | Hackney 11 Nov 1995 | ||
| Dr. Po | Hackney 11 Nov 1995 | ||
| The Last Auction Hero | Hackney 11 Nov 1995 | ||
| Four Poster Beds & A Funeral | Hackney 11 Nov 1995 | ||
| The Staffordshire China Syndrome | Hackney 11 Nov 1995 | ||
| The Last Commode | Hackney 11 Nov 1995 | ||
| Under Wedge Wood | Hackney 11 Nov 1995 | ||
| The Silence Of The Prams | Torquay 23 Jun 2003 | ||
| The Sound Of New Sick | Torquay 23 Jun 2003 | ||
| Wind In The Pillows | Torquay 23 Jun 2003 | ||
| The Italian Jobbie | Torquay 23 Jun 2003 | ||
| [ Born With The Wind Not broadcast] | Torquay 23 Jun 2003 | ||
| Cool Hand Puke | Torquay 23 Jun 2003 | ||
| The Greatest Bedtime Story Ever Told | Torquay 23 Jun 2003 | ||
| Diaper Hard & Diaper Hard Number Two | Torquay 23 Jun 2003 | ||
| Prambo | Torquay 23 Jun 2003 | ||
| Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Pampers | Torquay 23 Jun 2003 | ||
| The Man In The Iron Bib | Torquay 23 Jun 2003 | ||
| A Fist Full Of Dollies | Torquay 23 Jun 2003 | ||
| For A Few Dollies More | Torquay 23 Jun 2003 | ||
| Journey To The Early Learning Centre Of The Earth | Torquay 23 Jun 2003 | ||
| Zombies Dawn Of The Dead - We're Still Nightfeeding | Torquay 23 Jun 2003 | ||
| Just One More Push - I Can See The Head Of Alfredo Garcia | Torquay 23 Jun 2003 | ||
| [ Puddler On The Roof Not broadcast] | Torquay 23 Jun 2003 | ||
| [ Dial 'M' For Mother Not broadcast] | Torquay 23 Jun 2003 | ||
| Bun Hur | Oxford 18 Jun 1994 | ||
| Citizen Cake | Oxford 18 Jun 1994 | ||
| The Last Temptation Of Crust | Oxford 18 Jun 1994 | ||
| Puff, The Magic Pastry | Oxford 18 Jun 1994 | ||
| Scone With The Wind | Oxford 18 Jun 1994 | ||
| The Pie That Came In From The Cold | Oxford 18 Jun 1994 | ||
| On Eclair Day, You Can See For Ever | Oxford 18 Jun 1994 | ||
| Sean Granary in Cream Finger | Oxford 18 Jun 1994 | ||
| Dr. Strangeloaf | Oxford 18 Jun 1994 | ||
| Four Muffins & A Profiterole | Oxford 18 Jun 1994 | ||
| Sharon Scone in Baker's Instinct | Oxford 18 Jun 1994 | ||
| Bring Me The Bread Of Alfredo Garcia | Oxford 18 Jun 1994 | ||
| Honey, I Shrunk The Quiche | Oxford 18 Jun 1994 | ||
| The splendour of the Bank of England - The Madness of Eddie George | Cheltenham 29 Jun 1996 | ||
| North by NatWest, starring The Loan Arranger & Tonto | Cheltenham 29 Jun 1996 | ||
| The famous historical romp, Dow Jones, starring Albert FT | Cheltenham 29 Jun 1996 | ||
| The Snows of Kilimangirobank | Cheltenham 29 Jun 1996 | ||
| Bring me the Statement of Alfredo Garcia | Cheltenham 29 Jun 1996 | ||
| Tessa the d'Urbervilles | Cheltenham 29 Jun 1996 | ||
| Nick Leeson's tragic story - Back to the Futures | Cheltenham 29 Jun 1996 | ||
| The Grapes of Rothschild | Cheltenham 29 Jun 1996 | ||
| a new horror film - Croak - in which a bank is invaded by hundreds of frogs going 'Credit, Credit' | Cheltenham 29 Jun 1996 | ||
| Withdrawal & I | Cheltenham 29 Jun 1996 | ||
| Nightsafe on Elm Street | Cheltenham 29 Jun 1996 | ||
| Debit Winger & Bette Midland in A Start is Overdrawn | Cheltenham 29 Jun 1996 | ||
| Sharon Stone in Basic Interest Rate | Cheltenham 29 Jun 1996 | ||
| They Died With Their Coutts On | Cheltenham 29 Jun 1996 | ||
| The splendour of the Bank of England - The Madness of Eddie George | ISIHAC 4, Side 1 | ||
| North by NatWest, starring The Loan Arranger & Tonto | ISIHAC 4, Side 1 | ||
| The famous historical romp, Dow Jones, starring Albert FT | ISIHAC 4, Side 1 | ||
| The Snows of Kilimangirobank | ISIHAC 4, Side 1 | ||
| Bring me the Statement of Alfredo Garcia | ISIHAC 4, Side 1 | ||
| Tessa the d'Urbervilles | ISIHAC 4, Side 1 | ||
| Nick Leeson's tragic story - Back to the Futures | ISIHAC 4, Side 1 | ||
| The Grapes of Rothschild | ISIHAC 4, Side 1 | ||
| a new horror film - Croak - in which a bank is invaded by hundreds of frogs going 'Credit, Credit' | ISIHAC 4, Side 1 | ||
| Withdrawal & I | ISIHAC 4, Side 1 | ||
| Nightsafe on Elm Street | ISIHAC 4, Side 1 | ||
| Debit Winger & Bette Midland in A Start is Overdrawn | ISIHAC 4, Side 1 | ||
| Sharon Stone in Basic Interest Rate | ISIHAC 4, Side 1 | ||
| They Died With Their Coutts On | ISIHAC 4, Side 1 | ||
| Three Men & A Babycham | Oxford 11 Jun 1994 | ||
| XXXX From Navarone | Oxford 11 Jun 1994 | ||
| The Booze Brothers | Oxford 11 Jun 1994 | ||
| The Bottle Of Britain | Oxford 11 Jun 1994 | ||
| The Clarets Of Wimpole Street | Oxford 11 Jun 1994 | ||
| Tequila Mocking Bird | Oxford 11 Jun 1994 | ||
| The Drambuiebusters | Oxford 11 Jun 1994 | ||
| Oliver Reed in Licensed To Spill | Oxford 11 Jun 1994 | ||
| Easy Cider | Oxford 11 Jun 1994 | ||
| Lo-Cal Hero | Oxford 11 Jun 1994 | ||
| Charringtons Of Fire | Oxford 11 Jun 1994 | ||
| Schindler's Pissed | Oxford 11 Jun 1994 | ||
| Tristram Shandy starring John Wine, Wallace Beery & Kim Bollinger | Oxford 11 Jun 1994 | ||
| Alec Guinness in Oliver Twist | Oxford 11 Jun 1994 | ||
| Double Diamond Indemnity with Jodie Fosters | Kevin Hale | ||
| Look Back In Angastura Bitters | Kevin Hale | ||
| Whisky Macbeth | Kevin Hale | ||
| [ Pint Your Wagon Not broadcast] | Croydon 19 Nov 2007 | ||
| [ The Blue Nun's Story Not broadcast] | Croydon 19 Nov 2007 | ||
| Tequila Mockingbird | Croydon 19 Nov 2007 | ||
| [ Yankee Doodle Shandy Not broadcast] | Croydon 19 Nov 2007 | ||
| Bringing Up Babycham | Croydon 19 Nov 2007 | ||
| Schindler's Pissed | Croydon 19 Nov 2007 | ||
| [ Bar Wars Not broadcast] | Croydon 19 Nov 2007 | ||
| [ Sylvester Stallone in Riocca Not broadcast] | Croydon 19 Nov 2007 | ||
| [ Annie Get Your Gin Not broadcast] | Croydon 19 Nov 2007 | ||
| [ Oliver Twist with Alec Guinness Not broadcast] | Croydon 19 Nov 2007 | ||
| [ The Last Orders Of The Mohicans Not broadcast] | Croydon 19 Nov 2007 | ||
| [ Double Diamonds Are Forever Not broadcast] | Croydon 19 Nov 2007 | ||
| Days Of Chunder | Croydon 19 Nov 2007 | ||
| [ Brandy Day 4th June Not broadcast] | Croydon 19 Nov 2007 | ||
| The Texas Cinzano Massacre | Croydon 19 Nov 2007 | ||
| [ Teatotal Recall Not broadcast] | Croydon 19 Nov 2007 | ||
| [ From Beer To Eternity Not broadcast] | Croydon 19 Nov 2007 | ||
| [ Ben Hurl Not broadcast] | Croydon 19 Nov 2007 | ||
| [ The Good, The Bad And The Bubbly Not broadcast] | Croydon 19 Nov 2007 | ||
| [ The Trouble With Harry Not broadcast] | Croydon 19 Nov 2007 | ||
| [ Hail And High Water Not broadcast] | Croydon 19 Nov 2007 | ||
| [ Hail Below Zero Not broadcast] | Croydon 19 Nov 2007 | ||
| [ Hail Is For Heroes Not broadcast] | Croydon 19 Nov 2007 | ||
| Time Bandits Please | Croydon 19 Nov 2007 | ||
| [ Suaveeing Private Ryan Not broadcast] | Croydon 19 Nov 2007 | ||
| [ Forest Pump Not broadcast] | Croydon 19 Nov 2007 | ||
| [ Dribble Indemnity Not broadcast] | Croydon 19 Nov 2007 | ||
| Bring Me The Mead Of Alfredo Garcia | Croydon 19 Nov 2007 | ||
| [ The Twelve Steps Not broadcast] | Croydon 19 Nov 2007 | ||
| [ The Froth Of July Not broadcast] | Croydon 19 Nov 2007 | ||
| [ A Bar Is Born Not broadcast] | Croydon 19 Nov 2007 | ||
| [ The Sauterne Of The Screw Not broadcast] | Croydon 19 Nov 2007 | ||
| [ {???unreadable} Screwdriver Not broadcast] | Croydon 19 Nov 2007 | ||
| [ Move Over Carling Not broadcast] | Croydon 19 Nov 2007 | ||
| [ Ice Cold Gin, Alex? Not broadcast] | Croydon 19 Nov 2007 | ||
| [ Absinthe Of Malice Not broadcast] | Croydon 19 Nov 2007 | ||
| [ Closing Time Encounters Not broadcast] | Croydon 19 Nov 2007 | ||
| The Mild Bunch | Croydon 19 Nov 2007 | ||
| The Beerhunter | Croydon 19 Nov 2007 | ||
| [ The Man With The Golden Arm Movement Not broadcast] | Croydon 19 Nov 2007 | ||
| [ Double Measure For Double Measure Not broadcast] | Croydon 19 Nov 2007 | ||
| The Brandy Bunch starring Harry Cognac Junior | Croydon 19 Nov 2007 | ||
| Things Can Only Get Bitter | Croydon 19 Nov 2007 | ||
| Lady Windermere's Bee | Reading 28 May 2001 | ||
| Stinging In The Rain with Gene Jelly | Reading 28 May 2001 | ||
| Planet Of The Apiaries | Reading 28 May 2001 | ||
| Honey, I Stung The Kids | Reading 28 May 2001 | ||
| Silence Of The Bees with Hannibal Nectar | Reading 28 May 2001 | ||
| Pollen Academy | Reading 28 May 2001 | ||
| The Cruel Bee | Reading 28 May 2001 | ||
| The Sting | Reading 28 May 2001 | ||
| Pollen Academy 2 | Reading 28 May 2001 | ||
| The Cook, The Thief, His Wife & Her Bee | Reading 28 May 2001 | ||
| Her Bee Rides Again | Reading 28 May 2001 | ||
| Pollen Academy 3 | Reading 28 May 2001 | ||
| Temporarily Blinded Bee - Beedazzled | Reading 28 May 2001 | ||
| Bring Me The Hive Of Alfredo Garcia | Reading 28 May 2001 | ||
| The Bee Who Shot Liberty Valence | Reading 28 May 2001 | ||
| The Bee In The Iron Mask | Reading 28 May 2001 | ||
| Twelve Angry Bees | Reading 28 May 2001 | ||
| Bee Hur by Cecil Wasp DeMille | Reading 28 May 2001 | ||
| Citizen Bee | Reading 28 May 2001 | ||
| The Bees Of Navarone | Reading 28 May 2001 | ||
| Lady Windermere's Bee | ISIHAC 7, Side 1 | ||
| Stinging In The Rain with Gene Jelly | ISIHAC 7, Side 1 | ||
| Planet Of The Apiaries | ISIHAC 7, Side 1 | ||
| Honey, I Stung The Kids | ISIHAC 7, Side 1 | ||
| Silence Of The Bees with Hannibal Nectar | ISIHAC 7, Side 1 | ||
| Pollen Academy | ISIHAC 7, Side 1 | ||
| The Cruel Bee | ISIHAC 7, Side 1 | ||
| The Sting | ISIHAC 7, Side 1 | ||
| Pollen Academy 2 | ISIHAC 7, Side 1 | ||
| The Cook, The Thief, His Wife & Her Bee | ISIHAC 7, Side 1 | ||
| Her Bee Rides Again | ISIHAC 7, Side 1 | ||
| Pollen Academy 3 | ISIHAC 7, Side 1 | ||
| Temporarily Blinded Bee - Beedazzled | ISIHAC 7, Side 1 | ||
| Bring Me The Hive Of Alfredo Garcia | ISIHAC 7, Side 1 | ||
| The Bee Who Shot Liberty Valence | ISIHAC 7, Side 1 | ||
| The Bee In The Iron Mask | ISIHAC 7, Side 1 | ||
| Twelve Angry Bees | ISIHAC 7, Side 1 | ||
| Bee Hur by Cecil Wasp DeMille | ISIHAC 7, Side 1 | ||
| Citizen Bee | ISIHAC 7, Side 1 | ||
| Hobnobs & Breadsticks | Cambridge 14 Dec 1996 | ||
| McVitie Vitie Bang Bang | Cambridge 14 Dec 1996 | ||
| The Singing Digestive | Cambridge 14 Dec 1996 | ||
| The First Wives Club | Cambridge 14 Dec 1996 | ||
| Bath Oliver Twist & the Artful Jammy Dodger | Cambridge 14 Dec 1996 | ||
| La Dolce Ryvita | Cambridge 14 Dec 1996 | ||
| Glen Garibaldi, Glen Ross | Cambridge 14 Dec 1996 | ||
| Ghandibaldi, directed by Biccy Attenborough | Cambridge 14 Dec 1996 | ||
| Cream Cracker, East of Java | Cambridge 14 Dec 1996 | ||
| Bring Me The Crispbread of Alfredo Garcia | Cambridge 14 Dec 1996 | ||
| Mutant Ginger-Nut Turtles | Cambridge 14 Dec 1996 | ||
| The Penguin Has Landed | Cambridge 14 Dec 1996 | ||
| A Ryvita Runs Through It | Cambridge 14 Dec 1996 | ||
| Flash Bourbon | Cambridge 14 Dec 1996 | ||
| The Crumbs of Navarone | Cambridge 14 Dec 1996 | ||
| Lord of the Squashed Flies starring Jack Lemon Puff | Cambridge 14 Dec 1996 | ||
| Paint Your Wagon Wheel | Cambridge 14 Dec 1996 | ||
| J.R.R. Tolkein's The Hobnob | Cambridge 14 Dec 1996 | ||
| Hobnobs & Breadsticks | ISIHAC 4, Side 4 | ||
| McVitie Vitie Bang Bang | ISIHAC 4, Side 4 | ||
| The Singing Digestive | ISIHAC 4, Side 4 | ||
| The First Wives Club | ISIHAC 4, Side 4 | ||
| Bath Oliver Twist & the Artful Jammy Dodger | ISIHAC 4, Side 4 | ||
| La Dolce Ryvita | ISIHAC 4, Side 4 | ||
| Glen Garibaldi, Glen Ross | ISIHAC 4, Side 4 | ||
| Ghandibaldi directed by Biccy Attenborough | ISIHAC 4, Side 4 | ||
| Cream Cracker, East of Java | ISIHAC 4, Side 4 | ||
| Bring Me The Crispbread of Alfredo Garcia | ISIHAC 4, Side 4 | ||
| Mutant Ginger-Nut Turtles | ISIHAC 4, Side 4 | ||
| The Penguin Has Landed | ISIHAC 4, Side 4 | ||
| A Ryvita Runs Through It | ISIHAC 4, Side 4 | ||
| Flash Bourbon | ISIHAC 4, Side 4 | ||
| The Crumbs of Navarone | ISIHAC 4, Side 4 | ||
| Lord of the Squashed Flies starring Jack Lemon Puff | ISIHAC 4, Side 4 | ||
| Paint Your Wagon Wheel | ISIHAC 4, Side 4 | ||
| J.R.R. Tolkein's The Hobnob | ISIHAC 4, Side 4 | ||
| All About Eaves | Northampton 23 Nov 1996 | ||
| Grout Expectations | Northampton 23 Nov 1996 | ||
| One Cuckoo's Nest Over the Flue | Northampton 23 Nov 1996 | ||
| The Turn of the Screw, which is a Hammer film starring Christopher Plumber | Northampton 23 Nov 1996 | ||
| Rebel Without a Damp Course | Northampton 23 Nov 1996 | ||
| Pebbledash Gordon | Northampton 23 Nov 1996 | ||
| Flush Gordon | Northampton 23 Nov 1996 | ||
| Bring Me the Hod of Alfredo Garcia | Northampton 23 Nov 1996 | ||
| Schindler's Loft Conversion | Northampton 23 Nov 1996 | ||
| Making Good, The Bad & The Ugly | Northampton 23 Nov 1996 | ||
| Robert Bitumen in Ryan's Mortar | Northampton 23 Nov 1996 | ||
| Riot in Breeze Block 11 | Northampton 23 Nov 1996 | ||
| Girder on the Orient Express, by Agutter Christie | Northampton 23 Nov 1996 | ||
| A Rivet Runs Through It | Northampton 23 Nov 1996 | ||
| James Maisonette in A Stair is Born | Northampton 23 Nov 1996 | ||
| The Magnificent Cement | Northampton 23 Nov 1996 | ||
| Hail the Concrete Hero Comes | Northampton 23 Nov 1996 | ||
| The Stud Work | Kevin Hale | ||
| Nine To Five (Yeah - right!) | Halifax 26 Jun 2006 | ||
| [ Nine And A Half Weeks Depending What We Find When We Get The Carpets Up Not broadcast] | Halifax 26 Jun 2006 | ||
| [ Singing In The Drain Not broadcast] | Halifax 26 Jun 2006 | ||
| [ The Trowels Of Oscar Wilde Not broadcast] | Halifax 26 Jun 2006 | ||
| Estimating Rita | Halifax 26 Jun 2006 | ||
| Bum-Crackatoa, East Of Java | Halifax 26 Jun 2006 | ||
| The Best Lintel Wharehouse In Texas | Halifax 26 Jun 2006 | ||
| [ Grout Of Africa Not broadcast] | Halifax 26 Jun 2006 | ||
| [ One Flue Block By The Cuckoo's Nest Not broadcast] | Halifax 26 Jun 2006 | ||
| [ The Skip That Died Of Shame Not broadcast] | Halifax 26 Jun 2006 | ||
| Dr. No Way I Can Start Till A Week Thursday | Halifax 26 Jun 2006 | ||
| [ The Great Drain Robbery Not broadcast] | Halifax 26 Jun 2006 | ||
| [ Strangers On A Drain Not broadcast] | Halifax 26 Jun 2006 | ||
| Grouching Builder, Hidden Charges | Halifax 26 Jun 2006 | ||
| [ Withnail & High {???} Not broadcast] | Halifax 26 Jun 2006 | ||
| [ Withnail & Hammer Not broadcast] | Halifax 26 Jun 2006 | ||
| [ Sea Biscuit Not broadcast] | Halifax 26 Jun 2006 | ||
| [ Brick Up Your Rears Not broadcast] | Halifax 26 Jun 2006 | ||
| Plasterer & Commander | Halifax 26 Jun 2006 | ||
| [ Mr Beam Not broadcast] | Halifax 26 Jun 2006 | ||
| [ Tango & Cash In Hand Not broadcast] | Halifax 26 Jun 2006 | ||
| [ 2001: That's When They Were Supposed To Be Here Not broadcast] | Halifax 26 Jun 2006 | ||
| Some Like It Hot, Two Sugars, Any Biscuits Love? | Halifax 26 Jun 2006 | ||
| Midnight Cowboy Builders with Dustsheet Hoffman | Halifax 26 Jun 2006 | ||
| [ Oh Builder, Where Art Thou? Not broadcast] | Halifax 26 Jun 2006 | ||
| [ Tea & Apathy Not broadcast] | Halifax 26 Jun 2006 | ||
| The Subsidence Adventure | Halifax 26 Jun 2006 | ||
| [ Dude, Where's My Flask Not broadcast] | Halifax 26 Jun 2006 | ||
| [ Tea Break Of The August Moon Not broadcast] | Halifax 26 Jun 2006 | ||
| [ Oh Mr Mortar starring Christopher Plumber Not broadcast] | Halifax 26 Jun 2006 | ||
| [ When Harry Met Chalet Not broadcast] | Halifax 26 Jun 2006 | ||
| [ Hobson's Joist Not broadcast] | Halifax 26 Jun 2006 | ||
| [ The Door Jamb Busters Not broadcast] | Halifax 26 Jun 2006 | ||
| [ Brick Tracey Not broadcast] | Halifax 26 Jun 2006 | ||
| [ Making Goodfellas Not broadcast] | Halifax 26 Jun 2006 | ||
| [ Casablanca Chequa Not broadcast] | Halifax 26 Jun 2006 | ||
| Pillar Talk starring Rock Hudson & Iris Jay | Halifax 26 Jun 2006 | ||
| [ A Hard Day's Grout with the Prefab Four Not broadcast] | Halifax 26 Jun 2006 | ||
| Catch Me Working If You Can | Halifax 26 Jun 2006 | ||
| [ House Of The Spirit Levels Not broadcast] | Halifax 26 Jun 2006 | ||
| Bring Me The Hod Of Alfredo Garcia | Halifax 26 Jun 2006 | ||
| An Offaly Big Adventure | Brighton (d?) 03 Jun 1995 | ||
| Lard Of The Flies | Brighton (d?) 03 Jun 1995 | ||
| Four Weddings & A Casserole | Brighton (d?) 03 Jun 1995 | ||
| The Remains Of The Day | Brighton (d?) 03 Jun 1995 | ||
| Meat Me In St. Louis | Brighton (d?) 03 Jun 1995 | ||
| The greatest butcher of them all, Laura Bobbit stars in Free Willy | Windsor 28 May 1994 | ||
| Jurassic Pork | Windsor 28 May 1994 | ||
| The Good, The Bad, and The Offal | Windsor 28 May 1994 | ||
| butcher Cassidy & The Sundance Kidneys, starring Poulet Newman & Rabbit Redford | Windsor 28 May 1994 | ||
| Haslet, Mince of Denmark - or the shortened version, Cutlet | Windsor 28 May 1994 | ||
| Who Framed Roger Giblet | Windsor 28 May 1994 | ||
| Abbatoir and Costello in Brawn Free | Windsor 28 May 1994 | ||
| The Great Escalope | Windsor 28 May 1994 | ||
| Three Loins In A Fountain | Windsor 28 May 1994 | ||
| Conan, The Vegetarian | Windsor 28 May 1994 | ||
| The Cook, The Beef, His Wife & Her Liver | Windsor 28 May 1994 | ||
| You Only Liver Twice | Windsor 28 May 1994 | ||
| Never Say Heifer Again | Windsor 28 May 1994 | ||
| The Darktown Pigstrotters Ball | Windsor 28 May 1994 | ||
| Pork Pie The Sailor Man | Windsor 28 May 1994 | ||
| Tom Shanks in Pig | Windsor 28 May 1994 | ||
| Beef Encounter, directed by David Lean | Brighton (d?) 03 Jun 1995 | ||
| The Little Chop of Horrors | | ||
| Saturday Night Cleaver | | ||
| Play It Again, Spam | Brighton (d?) 03 Jun 1995 | ||
| Escalope From Alcatraz | | ||
| Rissole Down The Wind | Brighton (d?) 03 Jun 1995 | ||
| Lionel Bart's Oh! Liver! | | ||
| The Mince & The Showgirl | Brighton (d?) 03 Jun 1995 | ||
| Reservoir Hot Dogs | Brighton (d?) 03 Jun 1995 | ||
| Goodbye Mr. Chipolata | Brighton (d?) 03 Jun 1995 | ||
| The Loin King | Kevin Hale | ||
| Top Side | Kevin Hale | ||
| From Rasher With Love | Kevin Hale | ||
| Jurassic Pork | Brighton (d?) 03 Jun 1995 | ||
| Camberzola, East of Java | South Bank 19 Jun 2000 | ||
| The Edambusters | South Bank 19 Jun 2000 | ||
| The Rock 4 | South Bank 19 Jun 2000 | ||
| The Guns of Mascapone | South Bank 19 Jun 2000 | ||
| Fromage to Eternity | South Bank 19 Jun 2000 | ||
| King Kong v Gorgonzola | South Bank 19 Jun 2000 | ||
| Three Men & A Babybel | South Bank 19 Jun 2000 | ||
| Bring Me The Cheddar Of Alfredo Garcia | South Bank 19 Jun 2000 | ||
| Cheeses of Nazareth | South Bank 19 Jun 2000 | ||
| Cheddar Garbla | South Bank 19 Jun 2000 | ||
| The Hunt For Red Leicester | South Bank 19 Jun 2000 | ||
| Cheese Straw Dogs | South Bank 19 Jun 2000 | ||
| The Grater Scape | Jo Hayes | ||
| Camberzola, East of Java | ISIHAC 6, Side 4 | ||
| The Edambusters | ISIHAC 6, Side 4 | ||
| The Rock 4 | ISIHAC 6, Side 4 | ||
| The Guns of Mascapone | ISIHAC 6, Side 4 | ||
| Fromage to Eternity | ISIHAC 6, Side 4 | ||
| King Kong v Gorgonzola | ISIHAC 6, Side 4 | ||
| Three Men & A Babybel | ISIHAC 6, Side 4 | ||
| Bring Me The Cheddar Of Alfredo Garcia | ISIHAC 6, Side 4 | ||
| Cheeses of Nazareth | ISIHAC 6, Side 4 | ||
| Cheddar Garbla | ISIHAC 6, Side 4 | ||
| The Hunt For Red Leicester | ISIHAC 6, Side 4 | ||
| Cheese Straw Dogs | ISIHAC 6, Side 4 | ||
| Basted Instinct | London 11 Dec 1993 | ||
| The Remains Of The Dish Of The Day | London 11 Dec 1993 | ||
| romancing The Stove | London 11 Dec 1993 | ||
| The Shepherd's Pie Who Came In From The Cold | London 11 Dec 1993 | ||
| Desperately Seeking Croutons | London 11 Dec 1993 | ||
| Last Mango In Paris | London 11 Dec 1993 | ||
| Mel Gibson's Omelette | London 11 Dec 1993 | ||
| Crocodile Done To A Turn | London 11 Dec 1993 | ||
| One Of Our Soufflé's Is Missing | London 11 Dec 1993 | ||
| Gateux On A Hot Tin Roof | London 11 Dec 1993 | ||
| Cat On A Gas Mark 7 | London 11 Dec 1993 | ||
| Sweetbreads Of Youth | London 11 Dec 1993 | ||
| Gone With The Vindaloo | London 11 Dec 1993 | ||
| Rice Puddin', The Mad Monk | London 11 Dec 1993 | ||
| Prawn Free | London 11 Dec 1993 | ||
| Elvis Parsley in Lovely'n'Tender | London 11 Dec 1993 | ||
| Reservoir Clogs | Nottingham 28 Jun 1999 | ||
| Arsenic & Old Laceholes | Nottingham 28 Jun 1999 | ||
| Fellini's 8½ - it's a bit tight | Nottingham 28 Jun 1999 | ||
| Am I My Brothel Creeper? | Nottingham 28 Jun 1999 | ||
| Das Boot | Nottingham 28 Jun 1999 | ||
| Trainer Spotting | Nottingham 28 Jun 1999 | ||
| Espadriller Killer | Nottingham 28 Jun 1999 | ||
| Hobnail & I | Nottingham 28 Jun 1999 | ||
| Bring Me the Heel of Alfredo Garcia | Nottingham 28 Jun 1999 | ||
| All Michael Winner films - they're all a load of old cobblers! | Nottingham 28 Jun 1999 | ||
| Daniel Day Lewis & The Last of the Mocassins | Nottingham 28 Jun 1999 | ||
| Size 9 from Outer Space | Nottingham 28 Jun 1999 | ||
| Forrest Pump | Nottingham 28 Jun 1999 | ||
| The Music Loafers - by Ken Russell & Bromley | Nottingham 28 Jun 1999 | ||
| Thoroughly Modem Millie | Birmingham 04 Jan 1999 | ||
| Indiana Jones & the Temp File of Doom | Birmingham 04 Jan 1999 | ||
| The Pit & The Pentium | Birmingham 04 Jan 1999 | ||
| The Interface of Fu Manchu | Birmingham 04 Jan 1999 | ||
| Bring Me The Web Site of Alfredo Garcia | Birmingham 04 Jan 1999 | ||
| Log-on's Run | Birmingham 04 Jan 1999 | ||
| El CD-Rom | Birmingham 04 Jan 1999 | ||
| The Mad Processor | Birmingham 04 Jan 1999 | ||
| The Charge of Delete Brigade | Birmingham 04 Jan 1999 | ||
| The Printer of Zenda | Birmingham 04 Jan 1999 | ||
| any Shakespeare films because of the dialog - 'Soft-warefor art though', 'Now is the printer of our disk-content' | Birmingham 04 Jan 1999 | ||
| Krakatoa, East of Javascript | Kevin Hale | ||
| The Cruel C++ | Kevin Hale | ||
| All Quiet On The Western Font | Kevin Hale | ||
| Visual Basic Instinct | Kevin Hale | ||
| Bill & Ted's Excellent Dentures | Robin Somes & Stuart Clough | ||
| Driller Killer | Kevin Hale | ||
| The Man With The Golden Retriever | 30 Nov 1991 | ||
| The Beatles film - Whelp! | 30 Nov 1991 | ||
| Canine & A Half Weeks starring Kim Bassethound | 30 Nov 1991 | ||
| The Doberman Always Rings Twice starring Barbara Bark & David Yip | 30 Nov 1991 | ||
| A Tale Of Two Schitzus starring Deborah Cur | 30 Nov 1991 | ||
| An Irish film - The Turd Man starring Jeremy Beagle | 30 Nov 1991 | ||
| Watch out for Close Encounters Of The Turd Kind | 30 Nov 1991 | ||
| Fiddler On The Woof | 30 Nov 1991 | ||
| Bark To The Future | 30 Nov 1991 | ||
| The Hound Of Music starring Spaniel Massey | 30 Nov 1991 | ||
| Chihuahua Dundee | 30 Nov 1991 | ||
| Michael Crawford in Whoopsie Apocalypse | 30 Nov 1991 | ||
| Days Of Whine And Rover | 30 Nov 1991 | ||
| Raging Bulldog with Haley Salassie | 30 Nov 1991 | ||
| Pooper-Scooperman! | 30 Nov 1991 | ||
| Michael Caine in The Beagle Has Landed | 30 Nov 1991 | ||
| Reach For The Skye Terrier with Kennel Moore playing the lead | 30 Nov 1991 | ||
| Lassie | 30 Nov 1991 | ||
| The Absinthe Minded Professor | Belfast 21 Jun 2004 | ||
| Legless In Seattle | Belfast 21 Jun 2004 | ||
| I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue - The Movie | Belfast 21 Jun 2004 | ||
| Tequila Mockingbird | Belfast 21 Jun 2004 | ||
| The Curious Incident Of The Hair Of The Dog In The Nighttime | Belfast 21 Jun 2004 | ||
| The Grolsch That Stole Christmas | Belfast 21 Jun 2004 | ||
| The Matrix Loaded | Belfast 21 Jun 2004 | ||
| Schindler's Pissed | Belfast 21 Jun 2004 | ||
| Bring Me The Hogshead Of Alfredo Garcia | Belfast 21 Jun 2004 | ||
| About Last Night - I Can't Remember A Thing | Belfast 21 Jun 2004 | ||
| The Guinness Of Navarone | Belfast 21 Jun 2004 | ||
| The Toddy Snatchers | Belfast 21 Jun 2004 | ||
| The Time Please Machine | Belfast 21 Jun 2004 | ||
| [ Play Station Zebra Not broadcast] | Oxford 04 Jul 2005 | ||
| [ The X-Box Men Not broadcast] | Oxford 04 Jul 2005 | ||
| [ Nightlight At The OK Corral with Wired Earp Not broadcast] | Oxford 04 Jul 2005 | ||
| [ The sequel to I Robot - i-Pod Not broadcast] | Oxford 04 Jul 2005 | ||
| [ Oh Brother Printer, Where Art Thou? Not broadcast] | Oxford 04 Jul 2005 | ||
| [ The First Of The Fuse Not broadcast] | Oxford 04 Jul 2005 | ||
| Cassette Blanca | Oxford 04 Jul 2005 | ||
| [ Silence Of The Lamps Not broadcast] | Oxford 04 Jul 2005 | ||
| [ Radios Of The Lost Ark Not broadcast] | Oxford 04 Jul 2005 | ||
| Dim And Dimmer | Oxford 04 Jul 2005 | ||
| [ LaptopKapi Not broadcast] | Oxford 04 Jul 2005 | ||
| [ The Switches Of Eastwick Not broadcast] | Oxford 04 Jul 2005 | ||
| Thoroughly Modem Millie | Oxford 04 Jul 2005 | ||
| [ The Mouse That Roared Not broadcast] | Oxford 04 Jul 2005 | ||
| Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Flex, But Were Afraid To Ask | Oxford 04 Jul 2005 | ||
| [ Driving Miss DC Not broadcast] | Oxford 04 Jul 2005 | ||
| Rebel Without An Extension Cord | Oxford 04 Jul 2005 | ||
| [ Raging Bulb Not broadcast] | Oxford 04 Jul 2005 | ||
| [ It's Been A Hard Drive's Night Not broadcast] | Oxford 04 Jul 2005 | ||
| [ Reservoir Plugs Not broadcast] | Oxford 04 Jul 2005 | ||
| [ The Plugs Of War Not broadcast] | Oxford 04 Jul 2005 | ||
| [ Straw Plugs Not broadcast] | Oxford 04 Jul 2005 | ||
| [ 101 Plugs Not broadcast] | Oxford 04 Jul 2005 | ||
| [ They Died With Their Dyson Not broadcast] | Oxford 04 Jul 2005 | ||
| [ {???unreadable} Dyson Not broadcast] | Oxford 04 Jul 2005 | ||
| [ The Electrician Always Rings Twice Not broadcast] | Oxford 04 Jul 2005 | ||
| [ The Ten Camcorders Not broadcast] | Oxford 04 Jul 2005 | ||
| [ Uncle Tom's Camcorder Not broadcast] | Oxford 04 Jul 2005 | ||
| Lady Chatterley's Hoover | Oxford 04 Jul 2005 | ||
| Moby Dixons | Oxford 04 Jul 2005 | ||
| [ Anything with Catherine Zeta Ohms, Arc Gable, Terence Amp, John Travolt Not broadcast] | Oxford 04 Jul 2005 | ||
| Jason & The Argos Catalogue | Oxford 04 Jul 2005 | ||
| [ The Legend Of Davy Socket Not broadcast] | Oxford 04 Jul 2005 | ||
| Bring Me The Plug Of Alfredo Garcia | Oxford 04 Jul 2005 | ||
| Scartface | Oxford 04 Jul 2005 | ||
| The Armada They Fall | Stratford-Upon- Avon 16 Dec 1995 | ||
| When Harry Met Raleigh | Stratford-Upon- Avon 16 Dec 1995 | ||
| One Flew Over the Cuckold's Nest | Stratford-Upon- Avon 16 Dec 1995 | ||
| Bridge Over the River Thames | Stratford-Upon- Avon 16 Dec 1995 | ||
| The Good, The Bard & The Ugly | Stratford-Upon- Avon 16 Dec 1995 | ||
| GoldenHind with Doublet-Hose Seven | Stratford-Upon- Avon 16 Dec 1995 | ||
| Around the World in Three Years | Stratford-Upon- Avon 16 Dec 1995 | ||
| Essex & the Single Girl | Stratford-Upon- Avon 16 Dec 1995 | ||
| Francis the Talking Drake | Stratford-Upon- Avon 16 Dec 1995 | ||
| Rebel Without A Codpiece | Stratford-Upon- Avon 16 Dec 1995 | ||
| Swordfight at the OK Corral | Stratford-Upon- Avon 16 Dec 1995 | ||
| Marlow | Stratford-Upon- Avon 16 Dec 1995 | ||
| The Armada They Fall | Best Of ISIHAC 2/3 13 Apr 1998 | ||
| When Harry Met Raleigh | Best Of ISIHAC 2/3 13 Apr 1998 | ||
| One Flew Over the Cuckold's Nest | Best Of ISIHAC 2/3 13 Apr 1998 | ||
| Bridge Over the River Thames | Best Of ISIHAC 2/3 13 Apr 1998 | ||
| The Good, The Bard & The Ugly | Best Of ISIHAC 2/3 13 Apr 1998 | ||
| GoldenHind with Doublet-Hose Seven | Best Of ISIHAC 2/3 13 Apr 1998 | ||
| Around the World in Three Years | Best Of ISIHAC 2/3 13 Apr 1998 | ||
| Essex & the Single Girl | Best Of ISIHAC 2/3 13 Apr 1998 | ||
| Francis the Talking Drake | Best Of ISIHAC 2/3 13 Apr 1998 | ||
| Rebel Without A Codpiece | Best Of ISIHAC 2/3 13 Apr 1998 | ||
| Swordfight at the OK Corral | Best Of ISIHAC 2/3 13 Apr 1998 | ||
| Marlow | Best Of ISIHAC 2/3 13 Apr 1998 | ||
| Charley's Ant | Bath 12 Nov 1994 | ||
| Kind Hearts & Hornets | Bath 12 Nov 1994 | ||
| Entomologists use cooking fat as a lure. Their favourite film is Lard Of The Flies | Bath 12 Nov 1994 | ||
| Sunset Bo-weevil | Bath 12 Nov 1994 | ||
| Crocodile Dungbeetle | Bath 12 Nov 1994 | ||
| From Russia With Slugs | Bath 12 Nov 1994 | ||
| The Wicked Ladybird starring Thorax Hird | Bath 12 Nov 1994 | ||
| A Moth In The Country | Bath 12 Nov 1994 | ||
| Antennae & Cleopatra | Bath 12 Nov 1994 | ||
| A Midge Too Far | Bath 12 Nov 1994 | ||
| Bugsy Malone | Kevin Hale | ||
| Bring Me The Head Of John Selwyn-Gummer | Paris Theatre, London 28 Nov 1992 | ||
| My Left Foot And Mouth | Paris Theatre, London 28 Nov 1992 | ||
| The Sheep That Died Of Shame | Paris Theatre, London 28 Nov 1992 | ||
| Joseph & His Amazing Technicolour Dream Goat | Paris Theatre, London 28 Nov 1992 | ||
| Fatal Attractor | Paris Theatre, London 28 Nov 1992 | ||
| The Texas Combine-Harvester Massacre | Paris Theatre, London 28 Nov 1992 | ||
| An Officer & A Gentle Hen | Paris Theatre, London 28 Nov 1992 | ||
| The film about the farmer who's paranoid that his cows are taunting him behind his back: To Kill A Mocking Herd | Paris Theatre, London 28 Nov 1992 | ||
| Beef Encounter | Paris Theatre, London 28 Nov 1992 | ||
| Jagged Hedge | Paris Theatre, London 28 Nov 1992 | ||
| GAT On A Hot Tin Roof | Paris Theatre, London 28 Nov 1992 | ||
| The Dairy Of A Madman, starring Haley Milk, Lol Cream and Whoopi Goldtop | Paris Theatre, London 28 Nov 1992 | ||
| Ambridge Too Far | Paris Theatre, London 28 Nov 1992 | ||
| Gerard Depardieu in Green Cud | Paris Theatre, London 28 Nov 1992 | ||
| Strictly Barn Dance | Paris Theatre, London 28 Nov 1992 | ||
| Silage Of The Lambs | Paris Theatre, London 28 Nov 1992 | ||
| The Compost Man Always Rings Twice | Paris Theatre, London 28 Nov 1992 | ||
| My Bootiful Turkey Burgerette | Paris Theatre, London 28 Nov 1992 | ||
| For-Heifer Amber | Paris Theatre, London 28 Nov 1992 | ||
| Bring Me The Hedge Of Alfredo Garcia | Kevin Hale | ||
| Bust Stop | Richmond-Upon- Thames 15 Jun 1996 | ||
| Armani In Havana | Richmond-Upon- Thames 15 Jun 1996 | ||
| Dad's Armani | Richmond-Upon- Thames 15 Jun 1996 | ||
| Armani For All Seasons | Richmond-Upon- Thames 15 Jun 1996 | ||
| Yes Mini-skirt | Richmond-Upon- Thames 15 Jun 1996 | ||
| Ben Kingsley as Gucci | Richmond-Upon- Thames 15 Jun 1996 | ||
| Picnic At Hanging Frock | Richmond-Upon- Thames 15 Jun 1996 | ||
| The Fly | Richmond-Upon- Thames 15 Jun 1996 | ||
| For Whom The Bell Bottoms | Richmond-Upon- Thames 15 Jun 1996 | ||
| Nightdress On Elm Street | Richmond-Upon- Thames 15 Jun 1996 | ||
| Bring Me The Measurements Of Alfredo Garcia | Richmond-Upon- Thames 15 Jun 1996 | ||
| Champion: The Wonder Bra | Richmond-Upon- Thames 15 Jun 1996 | ||
| Sleeveless In Seattle | Richmond-Upon- Thames 15 Jun 1996 | ||
| Edward Scissorhands | Kevin Hale | ||
| Piranha de Bergerac | Unknown 30 May 1992 | ||
| The Carpbaggers | Unknown 30 May 1992 | ||
| Hook | Unknown 30 May 1992 | ||
| The Happiest Dace of your Life | Unknown 30 May 1992 | ||
| A Licence to Brill | Unknown 30 May 1992 | ||
| And Cod Created Woman | Unknown 30 May 1992 | ||
| Cramer vs Fishcake | Unknown 30 May 1992 | ||
| The Clambusters | Unknown 30 May 1992 | ||
| The Great Eskate | Unknown 30 May 1992 | ||
| Kiss Me Skate | Unknown 30 May 1992 | ||
| Bring Me The Haddock Of Alfredo Garcia | Unknown 30 May 1992 | ||
| Catch 22 | Unknown 30 May 1992 | ||
| Last Turbot in Paris | Unknown 30 May 1992 | ||
| A Midsummer Night's Bream | Unknown 30 May 1992 | ||
| Stage Roach | Unknown 30 May 1992 | ||
| A Star is Spawn | Unknown 30 May 1992 | ||
| Prawn Free | Unknown 30 May 1992 | ||
| Henry IV, parts one and tuna | Unknown 30 May 1992 | ||
| Some Pike it Hot | Unknown 30 May 1992 | ||
| Dial M for Mermaid | Unknown 30 May 1992 | ||
| Steve McQueen in Mullet | Unknown 30 May 1992 | ||
| Reservoir Dogfish | Robin Somes & Stuart Clough | ||
| The Magnificient Severn | Robin Somes & Stuart Clough | ||
| Bridge Over The River Wye | Robin Somes & Stuart Clough | ||
| The Remains Of The Tay | Robin Somes & Stuart Clough | ||
| Bonnie & Clyde | Robin Somes & Stuart Clough | ||
| The Cook, The Thief, His Wife & Her Lobster | Robin Somes & Stuart Clough | ||
| Jurassic Shark | Robin Somes & Stuart Clough | ||
| Independence Ray | Robin Somes & Stuart Clough | ||
| The Ling & I | Robin Somes & Stuart Clough | ||
| Prawn On The 4th Of July | Robin Somes & Stuart Clough | ||
| Butch Cassidy & The Sundance Squid | Robin Somes & Stuart Clough | ||
| The Silence Of The Clams | Robin Somes & Stuart Clough | ||
| The Codfather | Robin Somes & Stuart Clough | ||
| 101 Crustaceans | Robin Somes & Stuart Clough | ||
| Anchovy & Cleopatra | Robin Somes & Stuart Clough | ||
| Stickleback To The Future | Kevin Hale | ||
| Sirens Of The Lambs | Kevin Hale | ||
| Those Magnificent Men With Their Frying Machines | Kevin Hale | ||
| Network | Kevin Hale | ||
| Rod To Rio, with Ling Crosby | Kevin Hale | ||
| Desperately Seeking Satsuma | 02 Jul 1994 | ||
| Last Mango In Paris | 02 Jul 1994 | ||
| Back To The Fruiterer | 02 Jul 1994 | ||
| Conan The Rhubarbarian | 02 Jul 1994 | ||
| Brewster's Melons | 02 Jul 1994 | ||
| The Damsonbusters | 02 Jul 1994 | ||
| The Great Train Raspberry | 02 Jul 1994 | ||
| The Quince & The Pawpaw | 02 Jul 1994 | ||
| Naked Gun 32½ per pound of apples | 02 Jul 1994 | ||
| Kumquat's Up Doc? | 02 Jul 1994 | ||
| Jack Lemon & Walt Tomato in Irma La Juice | 02 Jul 1994 | ||
| Krakatoa, East Of Guava | 02 Jul 1994 | ||
| The Third Mango, with Harry Lime | 02 Jul 1994 | ||
| Tom Hanks in Fig | 02 Jul 1994 | ||
| It's Only A Papaya Moon | 02 Jul 1994 | ||
| Some Like It Apricot | 02 Jul 1994 | ||
| Plums Along The Mowhaw | 02 Jul 1994 | ||
| Nutmeg On Elm Street | 02 Jul 1994 | ||
| Battleship Pomegranate | 02 Jul 1994 | ||
| On Golden Delicious Pond | Kevin Hale | ||
| Loganberry's Run | Kevin Hale | ||
| A new big-screen version of Cagney & Lacey with Tyne Dahlia & Sharon Glesshouse | 13 Jul 1991 | ||
| The Lone Hydrangea | 13 Jul 1991 | ||
| Back To The Fuschia starring Michael J. Foxglove | 13 Jul 1991 | ||
| The Loneliness Of The Long Distance Runner Bean | 13 Jul 1991 | ||
| The Plums Of Navarone | 13 Jul 1991 | ||
| The Compost Man Always Rings Twice | 13 Jul 1991 | ||
| Fifty-Five Days At Wee-Ding | 13 Jul 1991 | ||
| The Man Who Knew Too Mulch directed by Alfred Pitchfork, with Hose Ferrer | 13 Jul 1991 | ||
| Driving Michaelmas Daisy with Jessica Tansy | 13 Jul 1991 | ||
| Gone With The Windowbox starring Lawn Green, Patrick Mower & Victor Manure | 13 Jul 1991 | ||
| Dances With Thrip in which the famous Greta Growbag said "I want to be a lawn" | 13 Jul 1991 | ||
| Sleeping With The Anemone | 13 Jul 1991 | ||
| Clay Jones & The Temple Of Doom | 13 Jul 1991 | ||
| The Bond classics: Greenfinger, Dr. Hoe & Moonraker | /Kevin Hale | ||
| Three Weedings & A Bonfire | |||
| Who's Afraid Of Virginia Creeper | |||
| Primula, Queen of the Desert | |||
| Rebel Without A Cos | |||
| The Trowel of Oscar Wilde | |||
| A Manure For All Seasons | |||
| My Beautiful Lawnderette | Kevin Hale | ||
| The Germinator | Birmingham 12 Jun 2006 | ||
| The Night My Cucumber Came Up | Birmingham 12 Jun 2006 | ||
| Indiana Jones & The Turnip Of Doom | Birmingham 12 Jun 2006 | ||
| Back to The Fuschia 1 | Birmingham 12 Jun 2006 | ||
| The Lawnmower Man & the sequel The He Never Returned My Lawnmower Man | Birmingham 12 Jun 2006 | ||
| Back To The Fuschia 2 | Birmingham 12 Jun 2006 | ||
| Robocrop 1 | Birmingham 12 Jun 2006 | ||
| She Stoops To Conkers | Birmingham 12 Jun 2006 | ||
| The Murders In The Rue Barb | Birmingham 12 Jun 2006 | ||
| Some Like It Hot, But Most Prefer Some Shade, Perhaps By A Wall, What Do You Think Bob Flowerdew? | Birmingham 12 Jun 2006 | ||
| The Eagle Has Landed On The Bird Table | Birmingham 12 Jun 2006 | ||
| The Manurian Candidate | Birmingham 12 Jun 2006 | ||
| Bring Me The Shed Of Alfredo Garcia | Birmingham 12 Jun 2006 | ||
| Back To The Fuschia 3 | Birmingham 12 Jun 2006 | ||
| Seven Pies For One Brother | Hull 03 Jan 2005 | ||
| Harry Potter & The Philosopher's Scone | Hull 03 Jan 2005 | ||
| Charlie Ate The Chocolate Factory | Hull 03 Jan 2005 | ||
| Hello Mr. Chips | Hull 03 Jan 2005 | ||
| Glad I Ate 'Er | Hull 03 Jan 2005 | ||
| Mary's Poppin | Hull 03 Jan 2005 | ||
| They Stew Horses, Don't They? | Hull 03 Jan 2005 | ||
| Dial 'B' For Burger | Hull 03 Jan 2005 | ||
| Bring Me The Helping Of Alfredo Garcia | Hull 03 Jan 2005 | ||
| A Streetcar Sized Dessert | Hull 03 Jan 2005 | ||
| The Pie That Came In From The Cold | Hull 03 Jan 2005 | ||
| Pies Like Us | Hull 03 Jan 2005 | ||
| Ace Ventura - Pie Detective | Hull 03 Jan 2005 | ||
| Who's Afraid Of Virginia Ham? | Hull 03 Jan 2005 | ||
| Gone With The Wind | Hull 03 Jan 2005 | ||
| Who Ate Roger Rabbit? | Hull 03 Jan 2005 | ||
| From Korea 101 Dalmations | Hull 03 Jan 2005 | ||
| The Ugly Dumpling | Hull 03 Jan 2005 | ||
| The Sandwiches Of Iwo Jima | Hull 03 Jan 2005 | ||
| The Hitch-Hikers Guide To The Galaxy | Kevin Hale | ||
| Harry Putter | Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001 | ||
| A film all about a very bad par 3 - Seven | Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001 | ||
| Easy Rider Cup | Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001 | ||
| Fiddler In The Rough | Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001 | ||
| Ballesteros Galactica | Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001 | ||
| Good Lie, Missed A Chip | Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001 | ||
| Bring Me The Wedge Of Alfredo Garcia | Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001 | ||
| 20,000 Leaves Over The Tee | Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001 | ||
| Julie St.Andrews in The Sound Of Niblick | Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001 | ||
| The Long Good Fairway | Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001 | ||
| Bridget Jones's Niblick | Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001 | ||
| Reservoir Niblicks | Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001 | ||
| Gone With The Niblick | Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001 | ||
| Saturday Night Niblick | Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001 | ||
| Who's Afraid Of Virginia Niblick | Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001 | ||
| The Niblicks Of Navarone | Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001 | ||
| Hook Back In Langer | Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001 | ||
| The film about an even worse par 3 - 10 | Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001 | ||
| The Usual Niblicks | Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001 | ||
| [ Rocky I, Rocky II, Rocky III & Rocky FORE! Not broadcast] | Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001 | ||
| [ Peter Alliss in Wonderland with the Mad Putter's Tee Party Not broadcast] | Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001 | ||
| [ Driving Miss Daisy with Morgan Free-Drop Not broadcast] | Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001 | ||
| [ Humphrey Bogey in The African Green Not broadcast] | Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001 | ||
| [ Gone With The Wind starring Tom Shanks & Minnie Driver Not broadcast] | Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001 | ||
| [ Hack To The Future Not broadcast] | Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001 | ||
| [ The Maltese Faldo Not broadcast] | Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001 | ||
| [ Matchplay It Again, Sam Torrance Not broadcast] | Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001 | ||
| [ Spinal Tap In Not broadcast] | Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001 | ||
| [ I'll Never Forget Woosnam Not broadcast] | Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001 | ||
| [ Harry Niblick Not broadcast] | Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001 | ||
| [ Bye Bye Birdie Not broadcast] | Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001 | ||
| [ Caddy On Up The Khyber Not broadcast] | Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001 | ||
| [ The Day Of The Jacklin Not broadcast] | Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001 | ||
| [ The Magnificent Seve Not broadcast] | Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001 | ||
| [ Golfdiggers Of 1938 Not broadcast] | Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001 | ||
| [ Abbott & Costello Meet The Golfman Not broadcast] | Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001 | ||
| [ The lowest known golf score - Fellini's Eight 8½ Not broadcast] | Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001 | ||
| [ Indiana Jones & The Temple Of Troon Not broadcast] | Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001 | ||
| [ The Iron King Not broadcast] | Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001 | ||
| [ They Shoot Courses, Don't They? Not broadcast] | Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001 | ||
| Natalie Wood in Bob & Carol & Peter & Alliss | Kevin Hale | ||
| Bring Me The Head Of Sergio Garcia | Mark Duffield | ||
| M*A*S*H*I*E | Mark Duffield | ||
| I Was Monty's Double-Bogey | Mark Duffield | ||
| Azinger Not The Song | Mark Duffield | ||
| Grease | Greenwich 13 Dec 1999 | ||
| Homer Lone | Greenwich 13 Dec 1999 | ||
| The Good, The Kebab & The Ugly | Greenwich 13 Dec 1999 | ||
| 9½ Greeks | Greenwich 13 Dec 1999 | ||
| The Four Moussakateers | Greenwich 13 Dec 1999 | ||
| Casablanca (Humphrey Bogart is reading a book on Greek mathematics in one scene, and what he actually said was 'Heres Looking At Euclid') | Greenwich 13 Dec 1999 | ||
| The Wizard of Kos | Greenwich 13 Dec 1999 | ||
| American Pi | Greenwich 13 Dec 1999 | ||
| Calamares, East of Java | Greenwich 13 Dec 1999 | ||
| Little Doric, starring Corinth Redgrave and Brad Pitta | Greenwich 13 Dec 1999 | ||
| Bring Me The Heel of Achilles Garcia | Greenwich 13 Dec 1999 | ||
| Dye Hard, with the artist formerly known as Rinse | Windsor 27 Apr 1998 | ||
| Something for the Lost Weekend | Windsor 27 Apr 1998 | ||
| hair - The Directors Cut | Windsor 27 Apr 1998 | ||
| Bring Me The Head & Shoulders of Alfredo Garcia | Windsor 27 Apr 1998 | ||
| They Died With Their Roots Done | Windsor 27 Apr 1998 | ||
| Mr. Smith Goes to Wash'n'Go | Windsor 27 Apr 1998 | ||
| all the films by Lassie's only Hollywood rival, Rinse Tints Tinge | Windsor 27 Apr 1998 | ||
| Perms of Endearment | Windsor 27 Apr 1998 | ||
| Quiff Vadis | Windsor 27 Apr 1998 | ||
| Top Bun | Windsor 27 Apr 1998 | ||
| Indiana Jones and the Last Pomade, starring Shaun Completely and Hair-Extension Ford | Windsor 27 Apr 1998 | ||
| from Disney - Peter Pantene Pro V Plus | Windsor 27 Apr 1998 | ||
| Toni & Guy's & Dolls | |||
| Not Too Much Off The Back To The Future | |||
| As Good As It Sets | |||
| The Magnificent Salon | |||
| Barber Streisand in Funny Curl & A Star Is Shorn | |||
| Mad Max Factor | |||
| No, No, Hairnet | |||
| The Lavender Hill Bob | |||
| Natural Born Curlers | Kevin Hale | ||
| No Tax Please, We're British | Buxton 21 Nov 1992 | ||
| The old Marx Brothers film - Monarchy Business | Buxton 21 Nov 1992 | ||
| Singing In The Reign | Buxton 21 Nov 1992 | ||
| The Last Days Of Sodom & Balmoral | Buxton 21 Nov 1992 | ||
| The Brothers Bore My Socks Off | Buxton 21 Nov 1992 | ||
| The Spencer family's film - Raynes World | Buxton 21 Nov 1992 | ||
| Fergie's favourite - Honey, I Dumped The Kids | Buxton 21 Nov 1992 | ||
| E.R. | Buxton 21 Nov 1992 | ||
| Di Hard, starring Bruce Wills | Buxton 21 Nov 1992 | ||
| Les Miserables (they haven't had such a good time recently) | Buxton 21 Nov 1992 | ||
| The King And One | Buxton 21 Nov 1992 | ||
| Come Landlord Fill The Flaming Greek (oh, that's a song!) | Buxton 21 Nov 1992 | ||
| Corgi & Bess | Buxton 21 Nov 1992 | ||
| The Empire Comes Back | Buxton 21 Nov 1992 | ||
| Saxe Cobourg & Videotape | Buxton 21 Nov 1992 | ||
| Ex King Zog Of Albania And The Temple Of Doom | Buxton 21 Nov 1992 | ||
| The Thomas Crown Affair | Kevin Hale | ||
| Crocodile Dundee | West End 19 Nov 1994 | ||
| Licensed To Kilt | West End 19 Nov 1994 | ||
| A Clockwork Sporran | West End 19 Nov 1994 | ||
| Dr. Noo | West End 19 Nov 1994 | ||
| And God Created Mrs. MacTavish | West End 19 Nov 1994 | ||
| Hebrides For Seven Brothers | West End 19 Nov 1994 | ||
| Last Tango In Porridge | West End 19 Nov 1994 | ||
| Thistle Be The Day | West End 19 Nov 1994 | ||
| Sporran Correspondent | West End 19 Nov 1994 | ||
| Look Back At Angus | West End 19 Nov 1994 | ||
| Forfar From The Madding Crowd | West End 19 Nov 1994 | ||
| Inverness Of The d'Ubervilles | West End 19 Nov 1994 | ||
| McGonegal With The Wind | West End 19 Nov 1994 | ||
| What's Up Dr. Finlay? | West End 19 Nov 1994 | ||
| How Greenock Was My Valley | Kevin Hale | ||