This week's prize is just the thing for the West African musical lover caught out in the rain - it's this Cameroon Macintosh. | Brighton 28 Jun 1997 |
This week's prize is an ideal snack for the chiropodist on the move - it's these tasty microwave bunion rings. | Newcastle 29 Nov 1997 |
This week's prize is something so comfortable to sit on it will make you feel like royalty - it's this Parker-Bowles recliner. | Northampton 30 Nov 1996 |
This week's prize is just the thing for the aspiring athlete to keep an unruly carpet in check - it's this set of anabolic stair-rods. | Glasgow 07 Dec 1998 |
This week's prize will ideally suit the lover of Chinese food who needs to know exactly when it's cooked - it's this oven ready speaking duck. | Leeds 18 May 1998 |
This week's prize is a sure-fire cure for rising damp - it's an account with Yorkshire Water. | Harrogate 02 Dec 1995 |
This week's prize is just the thing to keep the animal lover warm at night - it's this hot water buffalo. | Stratford-Upon- Avon 09 Dec 1995 |
This week's prize will provide the winner with a never ending supply of eggs for that environmentally friendly breakfast - it's this rechargeable battery hen. | Hackney 18 Nov 1995 |
This week's prize is just the thing to ride around Paris on when doing the Victor Hugo tour - it's this economical 1.6 litre hunchback. | Islington 13 Dec 1997 |
This week's prize comes from the Duchess of York's essential hair care range - it's a years supply of Wash & Go skiing. | Cambridge 14 Dec 1996 |
This week's prize comes from the Duchess of York's essential hair care range - it's a years supply of Wash & Go skiing. | Best Of ISIHAC 1/3 (d?) 06 Apr 1998 |
This week's prize allows even the most inveterate of sleep-walkers to wander unencumbered - it's these state of the art cordless pyjamas. | Bath 14 Jun 1997 |
This week's prize is a tasty snack from the new Sarsons Chiropody range - it's this jar of pickled bunions. | Southsea 01 Jun 1998 |
This week's prize is just the thing to warm the heart of any collector of National Coal Board memorabilia - it's this lovely coal-effect coal mine. | Liverpool 16 Nov 1996 |
This week's prize will delight the sweet-toothed classical music lover - it's this bag of Schubert dips. | Cardiff 21 Dec 1998 |
This week's prize will ideally suit the dog loving handyman - it's this set of adjustable spaniels. | Birmingham 04 Jan 1999 |
This week's prize is just the thing for the homeowner who doesn't like to be kept awake by the furniture - it's this decaffeinated coffee table. | Nottingham 28 Jun 1999 |
This week's prize is certain to wipe out even the most uncomfortable of embarrassing personal ailments - it's this Preparation-H Bomb. | Plymouth 14 Jun 1999 |
This week's prize is just the thing for the food lover who can never remember what he likes for pudding - it's this tin of Amnesia Creamed Rice. | Guildford 31 May 1999 |
This week's prize will give instant piece of mind to any lover of animals who's worried that their pet might go astray - it's this self-addressed antelope. | Windsor 04 May 1998 |
This week's prize comes from the Findus dermatology convenience range - it's this Boil-in-the-Bag. | Cheltenham 06 Jul 1996 |
This week's prize is the ideal snack for the alfresco eating pet lover - it's this lovely picnic hamster. | Wimbledon 15 Nov 1997 |
This week's prize is the latest addition to our new range of transcendental furniture - it's an occasional table. | Windsor 04 Jun 1994 |
This week's prize is ideal for the DIY Reggae enthusiast - it's this Desmond Dekka Workmate. | West End 19 Nov 1994 |
This week's prize is an all expenses paid pilgrimage to see England play cricket at Lourdes, and if they aren't all out by lunch, they'll also witness a miracle. | Brighton 08 Jun 1996 |
This week's prize is just the thing for the forgetful farmer. It's a Lett's Pocket Dairy. |
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This week's prize will ideally suit the keen race-goer who has a sweet tooth - it's this bag of granulated Shergar. | York 15 Nov 1999 |
This week's prize will ideally suit the Tibetan hill farmer who likes to keep the place tidy - it's this set of goat hangers. | Milton Keynes 29 Nov 1999 |
This week's prize is guaranteed to delight every sweet-toothed Mujahadin fundamentalist - it's this Kalashnikov trifle. | Greenwich 13 Dec 1999 |
This week's prize is guaranteed to keep the keen cook amused in the run-up to Christmas - it's this lovely advent colander. | 1999 Xmas Special - Golders Green 25 Dec 1999 |
This week's prize will make an ideal addition to the larder of anyone wanting to brew up a cuppa using contaminated water - a packet of Typhoid tea bags. | Woking 29 May 2000 |
This week's prize is just the thing for the style-conscious chimney sweep - it's this Saville Row soot. | London (??) 02 Jul 1994 |
This week's prize is a work of unique craftsmanship - it's this attractive leather-bound cow. | Bath 12 Nov 1994 |
This week's prize is sure to delight the sweet-toothed baby Buddhist - it's this tin of Reincarnation Condensed Milk. | Stoke-on-Trent 12 Jun 2000 |
This week's prize will suit anyone who likes to make their eyelashes look their best on February 14th - it's this St. Valentines Day Mascara. | South Bank 26 Jun 2000 |
This week's prize comes from the Ann Summers Erotic Herb Collection - it's this blow-up dill. | Chester 10 Dec 1994 |
This week's prize is the ideal break for any floor covering enthusiast - it's 2 week on this luxury lino. | Canterbury 12 Jul 1997 |
This week's prize is this fabulous skiing trip to Swiss Cottage. | Bury St Edmunds 27 Nov 1993 |
This week's prize is the natural successor to the video series 'Workout with Jane Fonda' - it's called 'Sleep In with Oliver Reed'. | Edinburgh 13 Nov 1993 |
This week's prize is an afternoon at Sasoon's Hair Care, where the lucky winner will have his head specially shaved during a recital of World War 1 poetry. | London 11 Dec 1993 |
This week's prize is just the thing for the busy cross-dresser who's always on the move - it's this portable TV set. | Watford 17 Jun 1995 |
This week's prize is just the thing for the stylish letter writer who regularly uses the M25 - it's this personalised stationery vehicle. | Brighton (d?) 03 Jun 1995 |
This week's special Christmas prize is a 24 carat vegetable patch. | 1993 Xmas Special 25 Dec 1993 |
This week's special Christmas prize is a 24 carat vegetable patch. | 1994 Xmas Special Compilation 25 Dec 1994 |
This week's prize is just the thing to help the older single man liven up his al fresco evenings on the patio - it's this attractive pair of French Widows. | Bournemouth 20 Nov 2000 |
This week's prize is just the thing to control wayward kitchen appliances - it's this electric kettle prod. | Coventry 04 Dec 2000 |
This week's prize is just the thing to clear those annoying balls of fluff that so often accumulate in the belly button - it's this navel decongestant spray. | High Wycombe 18 Dec 2000 |
This week's prize combines great looking hair with the exhilaration of the Canadian outdoors - it's this hairstyling moose. | Richmond-Upon- Thames 22 Jun 1996 |
This week's prize is just the thing to snuggle up with on a romantic weekend in the country - it's this genuine sheepskin sheep. | Radio Theatre 01 Jul 1995 |
This week's prize is a new book by J.R. Hartley entitled 'Sex, Drugs & Freshwater Groundbait' | Brighton 06 Jun 1992 |
This week's prize is a lavish set of 'Learn to speak a language' cassettes with Loyd Grossman...this set's entitled 'Learn To Speak English' | Unknown 30 May 1992 |
This week's prize is just the thing for the forgetful farmer - it's this Letts Pocket Dairy | Oxford 18 Jun 1994 |
This week's prize is a solid foam rubber door stop | Oxford 27 Jun 1992 |
This week's prize is just the thing for the parrot lover who wants to raise cash for charity - it's the chance to do a sponsored parakeet jump | Reading 04 Jun 2001 |
This week's prize will provide a touch of luxury for anyone who enjoys the essence of poultry at bath time - it's this Campbell's Cream Of Chicken soap | Sheffield 18 Jun 2001 |
This week's prize will ideally suit the Elvis impersonator who likes to go for the traditional look - it's this pair of reproduction mahogany sideburns. | Norwich 02 Jul 2001 |
The winner of this week's prize will be the envy of every keen lepidopterist who worries about his pets' personal hygeine. It's this bottle of Listerine Mothwash. | Wolverhampton 19 Nov 2001 |
This week's prize is sure to delight any wildlife enthusiast and Elvis impersonator - it's this stylish pair of blue suede shrews. | Brighton 03 Dec 2001 |
This week's prize will ideally suit young Sex Pistols fans who want a good nights rest - it's this lovely pair of punk beds. | Bradford 27 May 2002 |
This week's prize is a handsome corduroy truncheon. | Brighton 22 Jun 1991 |
This week's prize is this Flymo nose-hair trimmer. | 27 Jul 1991 |
This week's prize is sure to delight every gazelle enthusiast who hates his pets going astray - it's this stamped-addressed antelope. | Leicester 10 Jun 2002 |
This week's prize is the perfect labour-saving kitchen device for every Arctic rodent enthusiast - it's this automatic lemming squeezer. | Hastings 24 Jun 2002 |
This week's prize would make an ideal gift for a favourite uncle who's concerned about his wife's security - it's this electronically-coded aunty theft device. | Malvern 25 Nov 2002 |
This week's prize is just the thing to delight the stylish man-about-town who enjoys designer label luxury at bathtime - it's this fabulous pair of Gucci loofahs. | Blackpool 09 Dec 2002 |
This week's prize is just the thing to keep the kids amused at family funerals - it's this lovely rocking hearse. | Sadler's Wells 23 Dec 2002 |
This week's prize is just a signed photograph of the Australian chanteuse Danii Minogue...signed by Gyles Brandreth. |
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This week's prize is just the thing for the Latin Music lover who wants to use their heated rollers whilst out on the balcony - it's this Carmen Veranda. | Kevin Hale
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This week's prize is just the thing for the hungry flower lover - it's this bowl of Iris Stew. | Kevin Hale
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This week's prize is just the thing for budding Jeffrey Archers who want to keep up with technology - it's this state-of-the-art Electric Tripewriter. | Kevin Hale
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This week's prize is just the thing for the apothecary who's feeling peckish - it's this bowl of Leeches & Cream. | Kevin Hale
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This week's prize will ideally suit the technically-minded South Asian Arboriculturalist - it's this Computer Indus Tree. | Kevin Hale
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This week's prize will ideally suit anyone who is worried about being attacked by their kitchen fittings - it's a course of Shelf-Defence Lessons. | Kevin Hale
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This week's prize is ideal for the executive who needs to organize his linen - it's this beautiful leather-bound Filoflax. | Kevin Hale
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This week's prize is ideal for the philosopher who normally borrows other people's shaving gear - it's this Eclectic Razor. | Kevin Hale
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This week's prize is ideal for the Egyptologist who likes to keep his mummies sparkling clean - it's this bottle of Pharaoh Liquid. | Kevin Hale
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This week's prize is just the thing for the healthy eater who suffers from foot problems - it's these Wholemeal Loafers. | Kevin Hale
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This week's prize will suit any shorthand secretary with an eye for fashion - it's this lovely Propelling Pencil Skirt. | Kevin Hale
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This week's prize will stave off the hunger pangs of any fan of 1950's children's television - it's this chocolate-chip Muffin the Mule. | Kevin Hale
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This week's prize is a completely house-trained colony of African gorillas. | 30 Nov 1991 |
This week's prize is the very latest in our single-celled pets for keen-eyed kids collection - it's this playful little amoeba, complete with colourless protoplasm and contractile vacuole (Nucleus is not included). | Paris Theatre, London 05 Dec 1991 |
This week's prize is very handy for those cold winter nights - it's a delightful hot water...biscuit. | Chichester 12 Dec 1992 |
This week's prize is just the thing to delight the domestic foul enthusiast who likes his chickens to be woken with a touch of luxury - it's this lovely electric teasmade with built-in alarm cluck. | Buxton 16 Jun 2003 |
This week's prize will ideally suit every keen pastry cook who's storage space is too low - it's a bag of shelf raising flour. | Torquay 30 Jun 2003 |
This week's prize is sure to delight the parasite lover on the move - it's this pair of halogen head lice. | Neil Freckleton
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This week's prize is guaranteed to delight every keen ornithologist who wants to keep his birds' feet snug and dry - it's this lovely pair of cuckoo clogs. | Winchester 24 Nov 2003 |
This week's prize is sure to delight every veteran of the Crimean campaign who's keen to upgrade his soft furnishings - it's this stylish balaclava pelmet. | 2003 Xmas Special 25 Dec 2003 |
This week's prize is something so comfortable to sit on it will make you feel like royalty - it's this Parker-Bowles recliner. | Best Of ISIHAC 3/3 20 Apr 1998 |
[ This week's prize is one to be treasured by every member of Al Qaeda who's also a fan of the game called 3-2-1 - it's this life size Dusty Bin Laden. Not broadcast] | Leeds 22 Dec 2003 |
This week's prize will delight every keen chef who likes their deserts to throw themselves off the cooker - it's this lovely lemming meringue pie. | Belfast 21 Jun 2004 |
This week's prize is the satisfying lunch snack that conveniently hangs itself from the ceiling - it's this tasty pipistrel bap. | Salford 05 Jul 2004 |
[ This week's prize will suit any home owner who wants to get that authentic inner-city Cardiff effect in their kitchen - it's this lovely Welsh dosser. Not broadcast] | Basingstoke 13 Dec 2004 |
This week's prize is guaranteed to keep the keen cook amused in the run-up to Christmas - it's this lovely advent colander. | I'm Sorry I Haven't A Christmas Clue
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This week's prize will ideally suit any homeowner who wants to get that authentic inner-city Cardiff effect in their kitchen - it's this lovely Welsh dosser. | Hull 03 Jan 2005 |
This week's prize will delight every keen horticulturalist who wants to make their garden look bigger - it's this lovely magnifying grass. | Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005 |
This week's prize will ideally suit every proud home owner who wants to keep their carpets pine fresh and viper free - it's a year's supply of Snake'n'Vac. | Ipswich 06 Jun 2005 |
This week's prize is just the thing to delight the small rodent enthusiast who likes to keep his pets minty-fresh...it's this bottle of Listerine Mousewash. | Rhyl 20 Jun 2005 |
This week's prize is guaranteed to give the busy executive a vigorous workout as he sleeps - it's this luxury double bed with interior sprung mistress. | Oxford 04 Jul 2005 |
This week's prize will delight every wire-haired terrier owner who likes to keep their pet smartly presented - it's this lovely Corby Schnauzer Press. | London Palladium 21 Nov 2005 |
This week's prize is certain to eradicate the creeping effect of marine mollusc damage to ageing skin - it's this Nivea Anti-Winkle Cream. | Brighton 05 Dec 2005 |
This week's prize is sure to delight every DIY enthusiast who likes to keep their underwear coordinated - it's this set of Dulux matt emulsion pants. | Harrogate 26 Dec 2005 |
This week's prize is just the thing to stop pets from cluttering up your house...it's this attractive mahogony cat stand. | Bristol 29 May 2006 |
This week's prize is sure to delight every philatelist with an interest in issues commemorating amputations...it's this beautiful leather bound stump collection. | Birmingham 12 Jun 2006 |
This week's prize is sure to delight every handicraft enthusiast who enjoys making their own Chinese food...it's this lovely set of knitting noodles. | Halifax 26 Jun 2006 |
[ This week's prize is sure to delight every dinner party host who likes to serve lawn clippings in style - it's this lovely cut-grass decanter. Not broadcast] | Southport 20 Nov 2006 |
This week's prize is sure to delight every dinner party host who likes to serve lawn clippings in style - it's this lovely cut-grass decanter. | Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006 |
This week's prize is sure to delight every amphibian lover who worries about their pets getting lost - it's this lovely AA Toad Atlas. | Sunderland 18 Dec 2006 |
This week's prize is just the thing to help alpine chalet owners beat the effects of global warming...it's this lightweight aluminium icicle pump... | Cardiff 25 Jun 2007 |
[ This week's prize will be a boon to the host of any Freedom Fighter supper party who likes to ensure that the dessert is served promptly - it's this self-loading semi-automatic trifle. Not broadcast] | Wimbledon 09 Jul 2007 |
This week's prize will provide every Dr. Who enthusiast an ideal accompaniment to pasta meals...it's this tasty Dalek bread... | Croydon 19 Nov 2007 |
[ This week's prize is sure to keep anybody's wife warm in bed on a cold winter's night - it's this electric Blunkett. Not broadcast] | Manchester 03 Dec 2007 |
[ This week's prize is sure to keep anybody's wife warm in bed on a cold winter's night - it's this electric Blunkett. Not broadcast] | Peterborough 17 Dec 2007 |
[ Today's prize will ideally suit the wildlife lover who likes to get about on his bike - it's this Cycling Proficiency Badger. Not broadcast] | Humph In Wonderland 25 Dec 2007 |
This week's prize is just the thing to clear those annoying balls of fluff that so often accumulate in the belly button - it's this navel decongestant spray. | ISIHAC Classic Repeat 23 Jun 2008 |
This week's prize will ideally suit every proud home owner who wants to keep their carpets pine fresh and viper free - it's a year's supply of Snake'n'Vac. | ISIHAC Classic Repeat 07 Jul 2008 |
This week's prize will ideally suit the sweet-toothed S & M enthusiast who's always in a hurry - it's this Bird's Instant Whip. | Haymarket 15 Jun 2009 |