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On the BBC Radio 4 show I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue, one of the rounds includes suggestions for new films, television & radio programmes made from the remains of one or more other films due to the poverty of the entertainment industry. Here are some of the teams' suggestions, along with some of my suggestions. If you have any ideas you would like included, please e-mail me here, and I will add the best ones (with full credit to you of course)
Dumbo + Road To Morocco + Raging Bull + The Adventures of Noddy = Big Ears gets Road Rage in Toytown | Stratford-Upon- Avon 09 Dec 1995 | ||
Breaker Morant + Gone With The Wind = Whodunnit | Stratford-Upon- Avon 09 Dec 1995 | ||
Last of the Mohicans + Red October + Some Like It Hot + Pocahontas = Last of the Red Hot Pokers | Stratford-Upon- Avon 09 Dec 1995 | ||
Superman + Kelly's Heroes + The French Connection + Al Capone + Fantastic Voyage + Man with the X-Ray Eyes + The Princess & the Pea + Nightmare Alley + The Duchess & The Dustman = Superkellyfrenchaltasticexpeaalleyduchess! | Stratford-Upon- Avon 09 Dec 1995 | ||
University Challenge + You Don't Have To Be Jewish = Challenge Haneka | West End 19 Nov 1994 | ||
Hotel Sahara + The Bill + Storm Over The Nile = Tory Minister Resigns | West End 19 Nov 1994 | ||
Dances With Wolves + Crocodile Dundee 2 = Late Result - Wolves 1, Dundee 2 | West End 19 Nov 1994 | ||
Abba, The Movie + Reservoir Dogs = Abbatoir | West End 19 Nov 1994 | ||
The Ten Commandments + 10, Rillington Place + Tender Is The Night = The Three Tenors | West End 19 Nov 1994 | ||
The Gravy Train + The Browning Version = Bisto | West End 19 Nov 1994 | ||
Fu Manchu + The Lion King + For The Love Of Ada = Fu King Ada! | West End 19 Nov 1994 | ||
Gardener's Question Time + King Lear = Four Weedings & A Goneril | West End 19 Nov 1994 | ||
On the grounds of taste, the makers of The Big Country have decided not to combine with anyone, but if they did, Oliver Reed would be the star | West End 19 Nov 1994 | ||
Louisiana Story + Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade = Lucozade | 10 Feb 1990 | ||
The producers of Broadcast News and Sex, Lies & Videotape are doing a remake and calling it Sky TV | 10 Feb 1990 | ||
The worlds of TV, Cinema & Sport are combining - they're putting together Black Eyes and The Color Purple and getting Three Rounds with Mike Tyson | 10 Feb 1990 | ||
The Cook, The Thief, His Wife & Her Lover + Oscar Wilde + The Baker's Wife + Monsieur Butterfly + The Phantom of the Opera + The Woman in Black + Noel & Gerty = The England Eleven for the First Test in the West Indies | 10 Feb 1990 | ||
Allo Allo + Boom + Farwell My Lovely = A Short Meaningless Relationship | 10 Feb 1990 | ||
Swamp Thing + Slither + The Blob = Beadles About | 10 Feb 1990 | ||
The remake of The Great Detective with Caucescu & Baby Doc called Chow Baby | 10 Feb 1990 | ||
Rosalind & the Lions + The Thief of Baghdad + Teahouse of the August Moon = Lyon's Tea Bags | 10 Feb 1990 | ||
The Jimmy Hendrix Story + The Riddle of the Sands = Jimmy Riddle | 29 Jul 1978 | ||
Accident + Up The Junction = Bringin Up Baby | 29 Jul 1978 | ||
A Street Car Named Desire + Sleuth = Strewth | 29 Jul 1978 | ||
Hay Fever + Last Of The Summer Wine + Blow Out = Achoo, Hic, Blllllppp | 29 Jul 1978 | ||
Porridge + A Day In The Life Of Joe Egg = Breakfast | 29 Jul 1978 | ||
Saturday Night Fever + Fahrenheit 451 = Malaria | 29 Jul 1978 | ||
Half A Sixpence + The Dirty Dozen + The Exorcist = Half A Dozen Eggs | 19 Aug 1975 | ||
Rob Roy + The Nether Boys = Jockstrap | 19 Aug 1975 | ||
The Lord of The Flies + Flash Gordon = Would You Mind Accompanying Me To The Station? | 19 Aug 1975 | ||
Otherwise Engaged + The Bed Before Yesterday + No Sex, Please, We're British = No More Sex Please, We're Otherwise Engaged in the Bed Before Yesterday | | ||
Butterfield 8 + M*A*S*H + The Battleship Potempkin + The Desperadoes = Buttered Mashed Potato | | ||
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest + King Kong + Murder at the Vicarage = What the Hell was That in a Dog Collar? | | ||
The Roman Spring of Mrs. Stone + Meet Me in St. Louis = Stone Me | 10 Oct 1978 | ||
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner + Sunday, Bloody Sunday + Oliver! + Read All About It = Bloody Oliver Reed is Coming to Dinner, Sunday | 10 Oct 1978 | ||
Frankenstein + Mary, Queen of Scots + The Return from the Grave + Journey's End = Frank and Mary from Gravesend | 10 Oct 1978 | ||
William Tell + Snow White + The Wrong Arm of the Law = William Whitelaw | 10 Oct 1978 | ||
The Man Who Knew Too Much + The Shoes of the Fisherman = Clever Clogs | 10 Oct 1978 | ||
My Darling Clementine + Kentucky Fried Movie = The Clement Fried Story | | ||
Get Carter + Ben-Hur = Get Her! | 22 Aug 1978 | ||
Side by Side by Sondheim + A Little Night Music = A Little Bit on the Side | 22 Aug 1978 | ||
Nicholas and Alexandra + Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice + Pete and Tilli = We Must Get a Larger Bed | 22 Aug 1978 | ||
Robbery Under Arms + King Kong = King Kong Has Rubbery Underarms | 22 Aug 1978 | ||
The Hellfire Club + The Dambusters + The Birth of a Nation = Hellfire and Damnation | 22 Aug 1978 | ||
Captain Blood + The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance = Bloody Liberty | 22 Aug 1978 | ||
Up Periscope + Sincerely Yours = Sincerely Periscope | 22 Aug 1978 | ||
The Magnificent Seven + The Dirty Dozen = The Magnificently Dirty Nineteen | 05 Aug 1975 | ||
Barefoot In The Park + Boom! = Bare Boom | 05 Aug 1975 | ||
Lawrence Of Arabia + Snow White & The Seven Dwarves = The Seven Pillars Of Norman Wisdom | 05 Aug 1975 | ||
Room At The Top + Barbarella + Custer's Last Stand = Rhubarb & Custard | 05 Aug 1975 | ||
Emmanuelle + Easy Rider = A Manual Of Motorcycle Maintenance | 05 Aug 1975 | ||
Hell Is A City + The Incredible Shrinking Man = A Town Like Rolf Harris | 05 Aug 1975 | ||
Day For Night + Robin Hood + Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore = produced by Robin Day in his bid for political honours and called Day For Knighthood or Robin Doesn't Live Here Anymore, So There | (d?) 20 Mar 1977 | ||
What Did You Do In The War, Daddy? + I'll Be Your Sweetheart + I Do, I Do + Be My Love + Ladies Who Do = Doo-Be-Doo-Be-Do | (d?) 20 Mar 1977 | ||
Royal Flash + Equus + Donkey's Ears + The Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse + Cilla At The Palace = Racing From Windsor | (d?) 20 Mar 1977 | ||
Shoes Of The Fisherman + They Died With Their Boots On + Please Don't Eat The Daisies + The 39 Steps = The Michael Foot Story or No Socks Please, We're British or A Load Of Old Cobblers | 27 Mar 1977 | ||
The Sign Of The Cross + The Colossus Of Rhodes = Crossroads | 27 Mar 1977 | ||
Ice Station Zebra + The Planet Of The Apes = Brass Monkeys | 27 Mar 1977 | ||
Don't Go Near The Water + Get Carter + You're A Big Boy Now + The Curse Of The Vampire + In A Lonely Place + Oliver Twist = Don't Get Your Knickers In A Twist | 27 Mar 1977 | ||
George Formby is set to star in a remake of The Onion Field + Murphy's War + Silence Of The Lambs = Lancashire HotPot | 07 Dec 1991 | ||
Bonfire Of The Vanities + Silence Of The Lambs = The French Farmers Are Coming | 07 Dec 1991 | ||
Pinnochio + Nightmare On Elm Street = The Jeremy Beadle Story | 07 Dec 1991 | ||
Lawrence Olivier's The Entertainer + Hans Christian Anderson = When Larry Met Danny | 07 Dec 1991 | ||
Wild Geese + Wild Geese II + Ghandi = Goosey-Goosey-Ghandi | 07 Dec 1991 | ||
Thelma & Louise + Voyage To The Bottom Of The Sea + The Shining + The Colour Of Money + The Wrong Box = Louise Botting & Money Box | 07 Dec 1991 | ||
In Bed With Madonna + One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest = In Bed With 'Flu | 07 Dec 1991 | ||
I Know Where I'm Going + Pony Express + The Tender Trap = I'm Going For A Pony & Trap | 07 Dec 1991 | ||
The Nun's Story + The Hunchback Of Notre Dame = Virgin On The Ridiculous | 07 Dec 1991 | ||
Day Of The Zombies + Three Men & A Little Lady = The Liberal-Democrat Conference | 07 Dec 1991 | ||
Another remake of The Tempest, starring Norman Wisdom = Stormin' Norman | 07 Dec 1991 | ||
Gone With The Wind + Backdraft = Gordon Bennett, Who Did That? | 07 Dec 1991 | ||
Morons From Outer Space + Terror In The Aisles + Revenge Of The Nerds = The Price Is Right | 18 May 1985 | ||
Carry On Up The Khyber + Ghandi = Back Passage To India | 18 May 1985 | ||
Company Of Wolves + Morons From Outer Space + Killing Fields = Wolves v Millwall | 18 May 1985 | ||
Give Us A Clue + Who's Baby? = The Cecil Parkinson Story | 18 May 1985 | ||
Dance With A Stranger + A Man Like Eva = The Lionel Blair Story | 18 May 1985 | ||
The Egg And I + Spellbound + Private Function = Every Which Way But Loose | 18 May 1985 | ||
The Marriage Go Round + The Hasty Heart = Isn't It High Time Russell Harty Got Married? | 18 May 1985 | ||
The Long, The Short & The Tall + The Good, The Bad & The Ugly + Robinson Crusoe = The Long Good Friday | 29 Jun 1985 | ||
The Wind Cannot Breath + Noises Off = Was That You? | 29 Jun 1985 | ||
Water + Rain + A Midsummer Night's Dream = The Francis Pym Story - Wet Dreams | 29 Jun 1985 | ||
They're combining films by Eddie Murphy & Joan Collins and calling it Guess Who's Coming To Dynasty | 29 Jun 1985 | ||
Hot For Lust + Sanders Of The River + 55 Hours To Rama = Randy Sandy Gandhi | 29 Jun 1985 | ||
Company Of Wolves + Derby Day + Murder On The Orient Express = Sweet F.A. | 29 Jun 1985 | ||
Batan + Man Dingo + Some Like It Hot = Bingo! In The Sun | 29 Jun 1985 | ||
Wind In The Willows + Black Hole = Toad In The Hole | 29 Jun 1985 | ||
Once Upon A Time In America + Little Big Man = The Ronald Reagan Story | 29 Jun 1985 | ||
The Thomas Crown Affair + Jules Et Jim = The Crown Jewels or The Thomas & Jim Affair | 08 May 1982 | ||
Doctor Zhivago + La Ronde = Doctor, I Keep Getting These Dizzy Spells | 08 May 1982 | ||
Five Finger Exercise + Goodbye Girl + Bruce Lee Lives + Next Of Kin = Finger Lee-Kin Good | 08 May 1982 | ||
Kentucky Fried Movie + M.A.S.H. + Moby Dick = An awful lot of fish & chips | 08 May 1982 | ||
Chariots Of Fire + Blazing Saddles + Fire Down Below + Towering Inferno = they're just going to sit back and collect the insurance | 08 May 1982 | ||
The Incredible Shrinking Man + Stunt Man + Nanny = I Told You It Stunted The Growth, Master William | 08 May 1982 | ||
Boom! + Tea For Two + Tea And Sympathy + Boomtown + Teahouse Of The August Moon + I Was A Teenage Werewolf + Boomerang = Boom Titty Boom Titty Boom | 08 May 1982 | ||
Arthur + One Mo' Time = Arthur Mo | 08 May 1982 | ||
Halloween + The Fleet's In = Hallo Sailor! | 08 May 1982 | ||
Oh What A Lovely War + Raiders Of The Lost Ark + Ice Cold In Alex = Oh! 'Ark Atchoo! | 08 May 1982 | ||
Hair + Dry Rot = Dandruff | Radio Theatre, London 20 Aug 1979 | ||
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre + Animal Farm = Bacon at 30p per Pound | Radio Theatre, London 20 Aug 1979 | ||
A multi-media triple bill - Von Ryan's Express + Evita + Chalk & Cheese = Von Ryvita Und Cheese | Radio Theatre, London 20 Aug 1979 | ||
My Darling Clementine + Kentucky Fried Movie = The Clement Fried Story | Radio Theatre, London 20 Aug 1979 | ||
Snow White & the Seven Dwarves + The Elephant Man = Any Which Way You Can | 1980 Xmas Special 24 Dec 1980 | ||
Carnal Knowledge + The Man With Bogey's Face = Carnal Bogey | 1980 Xmas Special 24 Dec 1980 | ||
Dallas + Last Ditch Stand + Ring of Bright Water = Dull As Ditch-Water | 1980 Xmas Special 24 Dec 1980 | ||
My Brilliant Career + Who's Afraid Of Virginia Wolf + The Boyfriend = My, Who's A Big Boy Then? | 1980 Xmas Special 24 Dec 1980 | ||
They're going to combine Breaking Glass with Gone With The Wind and get some very funny looks on the bus | 1980 Xmas Special 24 Dec 1980 | ||
The Elephant Man + The Pink Panther = The Sprit Of Christmas Pissed | 1980 Xmas Special 24 Dec 1980 | ||
The Last Of Mrs.Cheney + The Mousetrap = The Last Of The Mousetrap or Thank God For That | 1980 Xmas Special 24 Dec 1980 | ||
Hawk The Slayer + The Ring Cycle + Days Of Wine & Roses = No Hawkers, Circulars Or Butlers | 1980 Xmas Special 24 Dec 1980 | ||
Kagemusha + Five Easy Pieces = Mushy Peas | 1980 Xmas Special 24 Dec 1980 | ||
Some Like It Hot + Mean Streets + The Spy Who Came In From The Cold = A Hot Mean Spy | 1980 Xmas Special 24 Dec 1980 | ||
Nicholas Nickleby + Blazing Saddles = Burnt Bums | 1980 Xmas Special 24 Dec 1980 | ||
Lone Star + Above Us The Waves + Invasion Of The Giant Squid = Loan Us A Quid | 1980 Xmas Special 24 Dec 1980 | ||
Hamlet + The Sandpiper + Every Which Way But Loose = A Ham Sandwich | 10 Sep 1979 | ||
Are You Now, Or Have You Ever Been + Call Of The Wild + Sunday, Bloody Sunday + Billy Liar = Are You Calling Me A Bloody Liar? | 10 Sep 1979 | ||
The Mousetrap + Tropic Of Ruislip + Evita = A Bit Of Cheese & Ryvita | 10 Sep 1979 | ||
The films Flower Drum Song, Raisin In The Sun and A Day In The Life Of Joe Egg have been combined to make a cake. They've got the dough for it | 10 Sep 1979 | ||
Get Carter + You Lucky People + The Deerhunter = Get You, Dear! | 10 Sep 1979 | ||
Midnight Express + The Knights Of The Round Table = So What Time Of Night Do You Call This Then? | 10 Sep 1979 | ||
Hot news from the world of popElectric Light Orchestra are combining with Blondie to become 'Ee 'Ello Blondie | 10 Sep 1979 | ||
Last Tango In Paris + An Evening's Intercourse With Barry Humphries = No Sex Please, We're British | 17 Apr 1982 | ||
Seagulls Over Sorento + Richard The Third = Spotted Dick | 17 Apr 1982 | ||
Take Me Out To The Ball Game + One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest + Dr. No + One Eyed Jack = It Takes One To Know One | 17 Apr 1982 | ||
Cats + The Dogs Of War = It's Pissing Down | 17 Apr 1982 | ||
The French Lieutenant's Woman + Letter From America = Two Way Family Favourites | 17 Apr 1982 | ||
The Thirty-Nine Steps + Twelve Angry Men + 101 Dalmations + The Dirty Dozen + The Magnificent Seven + The Ten Commandments = ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY! | 17 Apr 1982 | ||
King Kong + Raging Bull + Days Of Wine & Roses = The Oliver Reed Story | 17 Apr 1982 | ||
American Werewolf In London + Amadeus + One Mo' Time + Start The Week = Wolfgang Amadeus Mostart | 17 Apr 1982 | ||
The writers of the manifestos of the Conservative Party, the Labour Party & the Liberal SDP Alliance have combined to produce the big screen version of I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue | 17 Apr 1982 | ||
Jaws + Jaws II = The Esther Rantzen Story | 05 Mar 1983 | ||
Double Indemnity + Party, Party + The Draughtsman's Contract = Third Party Insurance | 05 Mar 1983 | ||
E.T. + The Cruel Sea = The Cruel Etc. | 05 Mar 1983 | ||
High Noon + E.T. = High Tea | 05 Mar 1983 | ||
Knock On Wood + Knock On Any Door + Who Dares Wins = Knock, Knock, Who Dare | 05 Mar 1983 | ||
Lost In Space + Windy City + Design For Living + Whatever Happened To Baby Jane? = The Barbican Story | 05 Mar 1983 | ||
Three Of A Kind + The Odd Couple + One Man And His Dog = The Audience For Channel Four | 05 Mar 1983 | ||
Midnight Express + The Milk Train Doesn't Stop Here Any More + Bad Timing = Taxi Driver | 05 Mar 1983 | ||
Camelot + The Man Born To Be King + Shampoo = The Arthur Scargill Story | 05 Mar 1983 | ||
Friday The Thirteenth + Friday The Thirteenth, Part Two = Friday The Twenty-Sixth | 05 Mar 1983 | ||
Gorky Park + Porky's + Delia Smith's Cookery Course = Gorky, Porky, Pudding & Pie | 07 Apr 1984 | ||
Ghandi + Ring Of Fire = A film about an Indian bicycle regiment that lived on curry called Blazing Saddles | 07 Apr 1984 | ||
Never Say Never Again + Strange Invaders = The Joan Collins Story | 07 Apr 1984 | ||
Noises Off + Scream, Scream, Scream + Cats = Watch It Lads, Yehudi's Having His Fiddle Reserviced | 07 Apr 1984 | ||
They're going to put TVAM and Breakfast TV together and call it Quits | 07 Apr 1984 | ||
Yanks + E.T. = Go Home | 07 Apr 1984 | ||
Rumble + Fish + Apocalypse Now = The BBC Canteen | 07 Apr 1984 | ||
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre + Tales From The Vienna Woods = Chips With Everything | 07 Apr 1984 | ||
Earthquake + Carry On Nurse + See How They Run = Bedpan! | 07 Apr 1984 | ||
They're going to repeat Dallas and show the episodes in reverse order and call it Sallad, starring R.J. | 07 Apr 1984 | ||
Saturday Night & Sunday Morning + The Long Good Friday + Never On A Sunday = Lost Weekend | 07 Apr 1984 | ||
A remake starring Minnie Mouse of Cabaret & Taxi Driver, and going to call it Minicab Driver | 06 Mar 1977 | ||
Otherwise Engaged + The Bed Before Yesterday + No Sex Please, We're British = No More Sex Please, We're Otherwise Engaged In The Bed Before Yesterday | 06 Mar 1977 | ||
Butterfield Eight + M.A.S.H. + The Battleship Potemkin + The Desperados = Buttered Mashed Potatoes | 06 Mar 1977 | ||
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest + King Kong + Murder At The Vicarage = What The Hell Was That In The Dog Collar? | 06 Mar 1977 | ||
Two For The See-Saw + Hamlet + Burke & Hare + Blood & Sand + Goodbye Mr. Chips + The Deer Hunter = Two Hamburgers & Chips, Dear | 12 Sep 1981 | ||
Roger Moore & Brooke Shields in a combination of Pinnochio + G.I. Blues + Tip On A Dead Jockey = Brooke-Bond P.G. Tips | 12 Sep 1981 | ||
Les Girls + Emmanuelle Part 2 + Valley Of The Dolls + Tell Them Willy Boy Was Here = The Story Of Willie Rushton's Life | 12 Sep 1981 | ||
Tom Brown's Schooldays + The Merry Wives Of Windsor + Superman = Brown Windsor Soup | 12 Sep 1981 | ||
I'll Cry Tomorrow + Godzilla + Dirty Harry + Fire Over England + The St. Valentine's Day Massacre + Jaws = Cry God For Harry, England & St. George | 12 Sep 1981 | ||
Clash Of The Titans + War With The Newts = Tight As A Newt | 12 Sep 1981 | ||
Sunday, Bloody Sunday + La Cage Aux Folles = Bloody Aux Folles | 26 Sep 1981 | ||
Raging Bull + Poor Cow = A Load Of Bullocks | 26 Sep 1981 | ||
Raging Bull + Scandal Sheet = ...Raging Scandal | 26 Sep 1981 | ||
Green Ice + Grease + The Blob = I Must Get This Fridge Defrosted | 26 Sep 1981 | ||
The producers of Tess and Tickle Me have failed to get together | 26 Sep 1981 | ||
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes + Raise The Titanic + Ring Side Seat = Gentlemen Lift The Seat | 26 Sep 1981 | ||
The producers of the Carry On films have got together to make a cheap remake of The Eagle Has Landed to be called Carry On Crow | 26 Sep 1981 | ||
Hello Dolly + All Quiet On The Western Front + What's Up Doc? + Hello, Goodbye + From Here To Eternity + Hello Frisco = 'Ello, 'ello, 'ello. What's all this 'ere? | 26 Sep 1981 | ||
The Man Who Never Was + Sleeper + If It's Tuesday It Must Be Belgium = The Sir Geoffrey Howe Story | (d?) 21 Sep 1987 | ||
Porky's + The Excorcist + Frued + The Bread Winner + The Wild Bunch = Bacon & Eggs & Frued Bread with lots of Tomato Sauce | (d?) 21 Sep 1987 | ||
All Creatures Great & Small + The Deer Hunter = It Shouldn't Happen To A Vietnam Vet | (d?) 21 Sep 1987 | ||
Crocodile Dundee + Electric Blue + Lemon Popsicle = Snap, Crackle & Pop | (d?) 21 Sep 1987 | ||
The Facts Of Life + Oh, God! + The Ipcress File = Filofax | (d?) 21 Sep 1987 | ||
Little Women + Bitter Sweet + Animal House + The Godfather = A Little Bit Of House Your Father | (d?) 21 Sep 1987 | ||
Every Which Way But Loose + Ruthless People + Chronicle Of A Death Foretold = The S.D.P. Conference | (d?) 21 Sep 1987 | ||
Good Morning Vietnam + Lolita = Good Morning Judge | 18 Feb 1989 | ||
Arnold Schwarzenegger is to star in E.T. + Under Milk Wood + Sugar Babies = A Really Good Strong Cup of Tea | 18 Feb 1989 | ||
Fatal Attraction + Coming To America = Coming Attraction | 18 Feb 1989 | ||
Claire's Knee + Earthquake = A Knee Trembler | 18 Feb 1989 | ||
Squeeze are starring in Easy Rider + PC 49 + The Lemon Drop Kid = Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy | 18 Feb 1989 | ||
The Ipcress File + Facts Of Life = Filofax | 18 Feb 1989 | ||
Full Metal Jacket + Murphy's Law = A Jacket Potato | 18 Feb 1989 | ||
Murphy's Law + Paddy Ashdown = A Potato Salad | 18 Feb 1989 | ||
Murphy's Law + The Naked Civil Servant = A Potato Crisp | 18 Feb 1989 | ||
Rambo + Singing In The Rain = An American In Plaster | 02 Aug 1986 | ||
Dirty Harry + Den Of Thieves + East Of Eden + End As A Man = Dirty Den out of EastEnders | 02 Aug 1986 | ||
The French Connection + Letter To Brezhnev = The Brezhnev Connection | 02 Aug 1986 | ||
High Anxiety + Lost Weekend + The Italian Job = High Tiddly I-Ti | 02 Aug 1986 | ||
Rupert Bear + Murder She Said + The Great Dictator + Rawhide = She Said: What Is Rupert Murdoch Up To In Wapping | 02 Aug 1986 | ||
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest + Two For The Seesaw + Rocky I,II,III & IV = One, Two, A-One, Two, Three, Four | 02 Aug 1986 | ||
Sylvester Stallone is going to star in a remake of Witness For The Prosecution called Rambo Of The Bailey | 02 Aug 1986 | ||
They're combining Whiskey Galore + High Wind In Jamaica and getting Acute Indigestion | 02 Aug 1986 | ||
UP The Junction + BACK To The Future + A PASSAGE To India = ...! | 20 Sep 1986 | ||
My Beautiful Launderette + No Surrender = I'll Get These Socks Clean If It Takes All Night | 20 Sep 1986 | ||
Sylvester Stallone is doing a remake of 'The Wizard Of Oz' called Somewhere Over The Rambo | 20 Sep 1986 | ||
Don Juan + Casanova + M.A.S.H. + The Onion Field + Exodus = Bangers & Mash With Onions, To Go | 20 Sep 1986 | ||
Whoops Apocalypse + Get Carter + The Wild Duck = Whoops! Get You Ducky! | 20 Sep 1986 | ||
Back To The Future + Kiss Of The Spider Woman = The Margaret Thatcher Story | 20 Sep 1986 | ||
How Green Was My Valley + The Man Who Never Was = The Geoffrey Howe Story | 20 Sep 1986 | ||
Pardon My Past + Some Like It Hot + The Wind = Sorry I Had Curry Last Night | 20 Sep 1986 | ||
There doing one about the SDP's electoral chances combining 'The Sun Also Rises' and the amazing Japanese film 'Ran' and calling it Also-Ran | 20 Sep 1986 | ||
Manon Des Source + Goodbye Girl = Sauce Tartare | 28 Jan 1989 | ||
And Now For Something Completely Different + Inn Of The Sixth Happiness + Shane = Completely Inshane | 28 Jan 1989 | ||
A Fish Called Wanda + Barbarella = A Wish Called Fonda | 28 Jan 1989 | ||
A Fish Called Wanda + Towering Inferno = Cleese On Toast | 28 Jan 1989 | ||
My Brilliant Career + The Man Who Never Was = The Jeffrey Archer Story | 28 Jan 1989 | ||
Vincent + The Hill = Vince Hill | 28 Jan 1989 | ||
Lou Grant + The Yellow Rolls Royce = Yellow Loo Rolls | 28 Jan 1989 | ||
Spycatcher + 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea = A Mole On The Bottom | 28 Jan 1989 | ||
Doctor At Sea + The Untouchables = The S.D.P. Story | 28 Jan 1989 | ||
The makers of 'Watership Down' and 'Trilby' have combined to produce Rabbits Out Of A Hat | 21 Apr 1984 | ||
Privates On Parade + Flashdance = Good Morning Judge | 21 Apr 1984 | ||
The Cruel Sea + Danish Blue + Twenty Million Frenchmen Can't Be Wrong + The Italian Job + If It's Tuesday It Must Be Belgium + Funeral In Berlin + Hotel Amsterdam + No Sex Please, We're British + The Spanish Garden = The Cruel E.E.C. | 21 Apr 1984 | ||
Blade On The Feather + Blade Runner = Gillete G2 | 21 Apr 1984 | ||
A new video nastya punk version of 'Separate Tables' called I Spit In Your Gravy | 21 Apr 1984 | ||
The Mousetrap + Daisy Pulls It Off = No Sex Please... | 21 Apr 1984 | ||
A Man Called Horse + Hell Below Zero + Reds + The L-Shaped Room = Emanuel Meets Red Rum | 21 Apr 1984 | ||
To The Manor Born + Matchmaker = Man Of The Match | 21 Apr 1984 | ||
All About Eve + No Way To Treat A Lady + It Came From Outer Space = Boy George | 21 Apr 1984 | ||
They're going to remake 'Five Mules For Sister Sarah' and going to call it A Fair Swop | 21 Apr 1984 | ||
Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines + Fahrenheit 451 = Those Magnificent Men in Their Frying Machines | Kevin Hale | ||
America, America + Gaily, Gaily = The Two Faces of Liberace | Brian Phillips | ||
Lethal Weapon + Lethal Weapon II + M.A.S.H. = Bangers & Mash | Brian Phillips | ||
Tales Of The Unexpected + Grimm's Fairy Tales = The Recession Will Definitely Be Over By The End Of The Year | Buxton 14 Nov 1992 | ||
Van Gogh + Nasty Habits = Nasty Gogh | Buxton 14 Nov 1992 | ||
Three Coins In A Fountain + Half A Sixpence + The Five Pennies = Robert Maxwell's Legacy | Buxton 14 Nov 1992 | ||
Basic Instinct + Sex, Lies & Videotape = The Week In Westminster | Buxton 14 Nov 1992 | ||
I'm Alright Jack + Lost Weekend + To Sir With Love = Alright For The Weekend Sir? | Buxton 14 Nov 1992 | ||
The Whizz + Flash Gordon = That Was Quick! (it's got a pre-release) | Buxton 14 Nov 1992 | ||
They're doing a film of Bread, with Flora Robson & Derek Nimmo, and calling it A Rather Tasteless Ham Sandwich | Buxton 14 Nov 1992 | ||
Jaws + Idiot's Delight = The Derek Jameson Story | 17 Aug 1987 | ||
Jaws + Platoon = Plat Du Jours | 17 Aug 1987 | ||
Tom Thumb + Crocodile Dundee = (They don't know what to call it, but it'll be something short & snappy) | 17 Aug 1987 | ||
Deathwish I + Deathwish II = The Jeffrey Archer Story | 17 Aug 1987 | ||
Me & My Girl + Three Sisters + Three Men & A Horse = Mind Your Own Business | 17 Aug 1987 | ||
The Quest For Peace + Artists & Models = Peace Artists | 17 Aug 1987 | ||
Blow Up + The Italian Job = Up Pompeii | 17 Aug 1987 | ||
Tom Thumb + She Stoops To Conquer = Somebody Up There Likes Me | Paris Theatre 09 Sep 1975 | ||
Frankenstein + Vera Cruz + Dracula Has Risen From The Grave + Journey's End = Frank & Vera From Gravesend | Paris Theatre 09 Sep 1975 | ||
A follow up to Seagulls Over Sorento = Oh God, It's All Over My Sleeve starring Owl Jolson, Walter Pigeon & Sean Canary | Paris Theatre 09 Sep 1975 | ||
Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolf + Silk Stockings + Robert E. Lee + Billy The Kid = Who's A Silly Billy? | Paris Theatre 09 Sep 1975 | ||
The Jolson Story + Sparrows Can't Sing + Gone With The Wind = Al Jolson Can't Sing With The Wind | Paris Theatre 26 Aug 1975 | ||
King Kong + Hong Kong Story + Kung Fu + Gung Ho + The Longest Day + Sorry, Wrong Number + Terror Of The Tongs + Sing You Sinners + On A Wing And A Prayer + The Dolton Gang + Bang You're Dead = King Kong Hong Song Kung Gung Long Wrong Tong Sing Wing Gang Bang | Paris Theatre 26 Aug 1975 | ||
They're doing a very cheap remake of The Towering Inferno by rubbing two bits of Pinnochio and Natalie Wood together | Paris Theatre 26 Aug 1975 | ||
There's a new starring vehicle for Telly Savalas: A Fine Madness + Hedda Gabler + Hair = A Fine Hedda Hair | Paris Theatre 26 Aug 1975 | ||
Manon Des Source + Goodbye Girl = Sauce Tartare | 20 Jan 1990 | ||
And Now For Something Completely Different + Inn Of The Sixth Happiness + Shane = Completely Inshane | 20 Jan 1990 | ||
A Fish Called Wanda + Barbarella = A Wish Called Fonda | 20 Jan 1990 | ||
A Fish Called Wanda + Towering Inferno = Cleese On Toast | 20 Jan 1990 | ||
My Brilliant Career + The Man Who Never Was = The Jeffrey Archer Story | 20 Jan 1990 | ||
Vincent + The Hill = Vince Hill | 20 Jan 1990 | ||
Lou Grant + The Yellow Rolls Royce = Yellow Loo Rolls | 20 Jan 1990 | ||
Spycatcher + 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea = A Mole On The Bottom | 20 Jan 1990 | ||
Doctor At Sea + The Untouchables = The S.D.P. Story | 20 Jan 1990 | ||
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