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On the BBC Radio 4 show I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue, one of the rounds includes suggestions for new films, television & radio programmes made from the remains of one or more other films due to the poverty of the entertainment industry. Here are some of the teams' suggestions, along with some of my suggestions. If you have any ideas you would like included, please e-mail me here, and I will add the best ones (with full credit to you of course)

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Dumbo + Road To Morocco + Raging Bull + The Adventures of Noddy
= Big Ears gets Road Rage in Toytown
Stratford-Upon- Avon
09 Dec 1995
Breaker Morant + Gone With The Wind
= Whodunnit
Stratford-Upon- Avon
09 Dec 1995
Last of the Mohicans + Red October + Some Like It Hot + Pocahontas
= Last of the Red Hot Pokers
Stratford-Upon- Avon
09 Dec 1995
Superman + Kelly's Heroes + The French Connection + Al Capone + Fantastic Voyage + Man with the X-Ray Eyes + The Princess & the Pea + Nightmare Alley + The Duchess & The Dustman
= Superkellyfrenchaltasticexpeaalleyduchess!
Stratford-Upon- Avon
09 Dec 1995
University Challenge + You Don't Have To Be Jewish
= Challenge Haneka
West End
19 Nov 1994
Hotel Sahara + The Bill + Storm Over The Nile
= Tory Minister Resigns
West End
19 Nov 1994
Dances With Wolves + Crocodile Dundee 2
= Late Result - Wolves 1, Dundee 2
West End
19 Nov 1994
Abba, The Movie + Reservoir Dogs
= Abbatoir
West End
19 Nov 1994
The Ten Commandments + 10, Rillington Place + Tender Is The Night
= The Three Tenors
West End
19 Nov 1994
The Gravy Train + The Browning Version
= Bisto
West End
19 Nov 1994
Fu Manchu + The Lion King + For The Love Of Ada
= Fu King Ada!
West End
19 Nov 1994
Gardener's Question Time + King Lear
= Four Weedings & A Goneril
West End
19 Nov 1994
On the grounds of taste, the makers of The Big Country have decided not to combine with anyone, but if they did, Oliver Reed would be the star West End
19 Nov 1994
Louisiana Story + Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
= Lucozade

10 Feb 1990
The producers of Broadcast News and Sex, Lies & Videotape are doing a remake and calling it Sky TV
10 Feb 1990
The worlds of TV, Cinema & Sport are combining - they're putting together Black Eyes and The Color Purple and getting Three Rounds with Mike Tyson
10 Feb 1990
The Cook, The Thief, His Wife & Her Lover + Oscar Wilde + The Baker's Wife + Monsieur Butterfly + The Phantom of the Opera + The Woman in Black + Noel & Gerty
= The England Eleven for the First Test in the West Indies

10 Feb 1990
Allo Allo + Boom + Farwell My Lovely
= A Short Meaningless Relationship

10 Feb 1990
Swamp Thing + Slither + The Blob
= Beadles About

10 Feb 1990
The remake of The Great Detective with Caucescu & Baby Doc called Chow Baby
10 Feb 1990
Rosalind & the Lions + The Thief of Baghdad + Teahouse of the August Moon
= Lyon's Tea Bags

10 Feb 1990
The Jimmy Hendrix Story + The Riddle of the Sands
= Jimmy Riddle
 
29 Jul 1978
Accident + Up The Junction
= Bringin Up Baby
 
29 Jul 1978
A Street Car Named Desire + Sleuth
= Strewth
 
29 Jul 1978
Hay Fever + Last Of The Summer Wine + Blow Out
= Achoo, Hic, Blllllppp
 
29 Jul 1978
Porridge + A Day In The Life Of Joe Egg
= Breakfast
 
29 Jul 1978
Saturday Night Fever + Fahrenheit 451
= Malaria
 
29 Jul 1978
Half A Sixpence + The Dirty Dozen + The Exorcist
= Half A Dozen Eggs

19 Aug 1975
Rob Roy + The Nether Boys
= Jockstrap

19 Aug 1975
The Lord of The Flies + Flash Gordon
= Would You Mind Accompanying Me To The Station?

19 Aug 1975
Otherwise Engaged + The Bed Before Yesterday + No Sex, Please, We're British
= No More Sex Please, We're Otherwise Engaged in the Bed Before Yesterday
 
Butterfield 8 + M*A*S*H + The Battleship Potempkin + The Desperadoes
= Buttered Mashed Potato
 
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest + King Kong + Murder at the Vicarage
= What the Hell was That in a Dog Collar?
 
The Roman Spring of Mrs. Stone + Meet Me in St. Louis
= Stone Me
 
10 Oct 1978
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner + Sunday, Bloody Sunday + Oliver! + Read All About It
= Bloody Oliver Reed is Coming to Dinner, Sunday
 
10 Oct 1978
Frankenstein + Mary, Queen of Scots + The Return from the Grave + Journey's End
= Frank and Mary from Gravesend
 
10 Oct 1978
William Tell + Snow White + The Wrong Arm of the Law
= William Whitelaw
 
10 Oct 1978
The Man Who Knew Too Much + The Shoes of the Fisherman
= Clever Clogs
 
10 Oct 1978
My Darling Clementine + Kentucky Fried Movie
= The Clement Fried Story
 
Get Carter + Ben-Hur
= Get Her!

22 Aug 1978
Side by Side by Sondheim + A Little Night Music
= A Little Bit on the Side

22 Aug 1978
Nicholas and Alexandra + Bob and Carol and Ted and Alice + Pete and Tilli
= We Must Get a Larger Bed

22 Aug 1978
Robbery Under Arms + King Kong
= King Kong Has Rubbery Underarms

22 Aug 1978
The Hellfire Club + The Dambusters + The Birth of a Nation
= Hellfire and Damnation

22 Aug 1978
Captain Blood + The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
= Bloody Liberty

22 Aug 1978
Up Periscope + Sincerely Yours
= Sincerely Periscope

22 Aug 1978
The Magnificent Seven + The Dirty Dozen
= The Magnificently Dirty Nineteen

05 Aug 1975
Barefoot In The Park + Boom!
= Bare Boom

05 Aug 1975
Lawrence Of Arabia + Snow White & The Seven Dwarves
= The Seven Pillars Of Norman Wisdom

05 Aug 1975
Room At The Top + Barbarella + Custer's Last Stand
= Rhubarb & Custard

05 Aug 1975
Emmanuelle + Easy Rider
= A Manual Of Motorcycle Maintenance

05 Aug 1975
Hell Is A City + The Incredible Shrinking Man
= A Town Like Rolf Harris

05 Aug 1975
Day For Night + Robin Hood + Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore
= produced by Robin Day in his bid for political honours and called Day For Knighthood or Robin Doesn't Live Here Anymore, So There
(d?)
20 Mar 1977
What Did You Do In The War, Daddy? + I'll Be Your Sweetheart + I Do, I Do + Be My Love + Ladies Who Do
= Doo-Be-Doo-Be-Do
(d?)
20 Mar 1977
Royal Flash + Equus + Donkey's Ears + The Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse + Cilla At The Palace
= Racing From Windsor
(d?)
20 Mar 1977
Shoes Of The Fisherman + They Died With Their Boots On + Please Don't Eat The Daisies + The 39 Steps
= The Michael Foot Story or No Socks Please, We're British or A Load Of Old Cobblers

27 Mar 1977
The Sign Of The Cross + The Colossus Of Rhodes
= Crossroads

27 Mar 1977
Ice Station Zebra + The Planet Of The Apes
= Brass Monkeys

27 Mar 1977
Don't Go Near The Water + Get Carter + You're A Big Boy Now + The Curse Of The Vampire + In A Lonely Place + Oliver Twist
= Don't Get Your Knickers In A Twist

27 Mar 1977
George Formby is set to star in a remake of The Onion Field + Murphy's War + Silence Of The Lambs
= Lancashire HotPot

07 Dec 1991
Bonfire Of The Vanities + Silence Of The Lambs
= The French Farmers Are Coming

07 Dec 1991
Pinnochio + Nightmare On Elm Street
= The Jeremy Beadle Story

07 Dec 1991
Lawrence Olivier's The Entertainer + Hans Christian Anderson
= When Larry Met Danny

07 Dec 1991
Wild Geese + Wild Geese II + Ghandi
= Goosey-Goosey-Ghandi

07 Dec 1991
Thelma & Louise + Voyage To The Bottom Of The Sea + The Shining + The Colour Of Money + The Wrong Box
= Louise Botting & Money Box

07 Dec 1991
In Bed With Madonna + One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
= In Bed With 'Flu

07 Dec 1991
I Know Where I'm Going + Pony Express + The Tender Trap
= I'm Going For A Pony & Trap

07 Dec 1991
The Nun's Story + The Hunchback Of Notre Dame
= Virgin On The Ridiculous

07 Dec 1991
Day Of The Zombies + Three Men & A Little Lady
= The Liberal-Democrat Conference

07 Dec 1991
Another remake of The Tempest, starring Norman Wisdom
= Stormin' Norman

07 Dec 1991
Gone With The Wind + Backdraft
= Gordon Bennett, Who Did That?

07 Dec 1991
Morons From Outer Space + Terror In The Aisles + Revenge Of The Nerds
= The Price Is Right

18 May 1985
Carry On Up The Khyber + Ghandi
= Back Passage To India

18 May 1985
Company Of Wolves + Morons From Outer Space + Killing Fields
= Wolves v Millwall

18 May 1985
Give Us A Clue + Who's Baby?
= The Cecil Parkinson Story

18 May 1985
Dance With A Stranger + A Man Like Eva
= The Lionel Blair Story

18 May 1985
The Egg And I + Spellbound + Private Function
= Every Which Way But Loose

18 May 1985
The Marriage Go Round + The Hasty Heart
= Isn't It High Time Russell Harty Got Married?

18 May 1985
The Long, The Short & The Tall + The Good, The Bad & The Ugly + Robinson Crusoe
= The Long Good Friday

29 Jun 1985
The Wind Cannot Breath + Noises Off
= Was That You?

29 Jun 1985
Water + Rain + A Midsummer Night's Dream
= The Francis Pym Story - Wet Dreams

29 Jun 1985
They're combining films by Eddie Murphy & Joan Collins and calling it Guess Who's Coming To Dynasty
29 Jun 1985
Hot For Lust + Sanders Of The River + 55 Hours To Rama
= Randy Sandy Gandhi

29 Jun 1985
Company Of Wolves + Derby Day + Murder On The Orient Express
= Sweet F.A.

29 Jun 1985
Batan + Man Dingo + Some Like It Hot
= Bingo! In The Sun

29 Jun 1985
Wind In The Willows + Black Hole
= Toad In The Hole

29 Jun 1985
Once Upon A Time In America + Little Big Man
= The Ronald Reagan Story

29 Jun 1985
The Thomas Crown Affair + Jules Et Jim
= The Crown Jewels or The Thomas & Jim Affair

08 May 1982
Doctor Zhivago + La Ronde
= Doctor, I Keep Getting These Dizzy Spells

08 May 1982
Five Finger Exercise + Goodbye Girl + Bruce Lee Lives + Next Of Kin
= Finger Lee-Kin Good

08 May 1982
Kentucky Fried Movie + M.A.S.H. + Moby Dick
= An awful lot of fish & chips

08 May 1982
Chariots Of Fire + Blazing Saddles + Fire Down Below + Towering Inferno
= they're just going to sit back and collect the insurance

08 May 1982
The Incredible Shrinking Man + Stunt Man + Nanny
= I Told You It Stunted The Growth, Master William

08 May 1982
Boom! + Tea For Two + Tea And Sympathy + Boomtown + Teahouse Of The August Moon + I Was A Teenage Werewolf + Boomerang
= Boom Titty Boom Titty Boom

08 May 1982
Arthur + One Mo' Time
= Arthur Mo

08 May 1982
Halloween + The Fleet's In
= Hallo Sailor!

08 May 1982
Oh What A Lovely War + Raiders Of The Lost Ark + Ice Cold In Alex
= Oh! 'Ark Atchoo!

08 May 1982
Hair + Dry Rot
= Dandruff
Radio Theatre, London
20 Aug 1979
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre + Animal Farm
= Bacon at 30p per Pound
Radio Theatre, London
20 Aug 1979
A multi-media triple bill - Von Ryan's Express + Evita + Chalk & Cheese
= Von Ryvita Und Cheese
Radio Theatre, London
20 Aug 1979
My Darling Clementine + Kentucky Fried Movie
= The Clement Fried Story
Radio Theatre, London
20 Aug 1979
Snow White & the Seven Dwarves + The Elephant Man
= Any Which Way You Can
1980 Xmas Special
24 Dec 1980
Carnal Knowledge + The Man With Bogey's Face
= Carnal Bogey
1980 Xmas Special
24 Dec 1980
Dallas + Last Ditch Stand + Ring of Bright Water
= Dull As Ditch-Water
1980 Xmas Special
24 Dec 1980
My Brilliant Career + Who's Afraid Of Virginia Wolf + The Boyfriend
= My, Who's A Big Boy Then?
1980 Xmas Special
24 Dec 1980
They're going to combine Breaking Glass with Gone With The Wind and get some very funny looks on the bus  1980 Xmas Special
24 Dec 1980
The Elephant Man + The Pink Panther
= The Sprit Of Christmas Pissed
1980 Xmas Special
24 Dec 1980
The Last Of Mrs.Cheney + The Mousetrap
= The Last Of The Mousetrap or Thank God For That
1980 Xmas Special
24 Dec 1980
Hawk The Slayer + The Ring Cycle + Days Of Wine & Roses
= No Hawkers, Circulars Or Butlers
1980 Xmas Special
24 Dec 1980
Kagemusha + Five Easy Pieces
= Mushy Peas
1980 Xmas Special
24 Dec 1980
Some Like It Hot + Mean Streets + The Spy Who Came In From The Cold
= A Hot Mean Spy
1980 Xmas Special
24 Dec 1980
Nicholas Nickleby + Blazing Saddles
= Burnt Bums
1980 Xmas Special
24 Dec 1980
Lone Star + Above Us The Waves + Invasion Of The Giant Squid
= Loan Us A Quid
1980 Xmas Special
24 Dec 1980
Hamlet + The Sandpiper + Every Which Way But Loose
= A Ham Sandwich

10 Sep 1979
Are You Now, Or Have You Ever Been + Call Of The Wild + Sunday, Bloody Sunday + Billy Liar
= Are You Calling Me A Bloody Liar?

10 Sep 1979
The Mousetrap + Tropic Of Ruislip + Evita
= A Bit Of Cheese & Ryvita

10 Sep 1979
The films Flower Drum Song, Raisin In The Sun and A Day In The Life Of Joe Egg have been combined to make a cake. They've got the dough for it 
10 Sep 1979
Get Carter + You Lucky People + The Deerhunter
= Get You, Dear!

10 Sep 1979
Midnight Express + The Knights Of The Round Table
= So What Time Of Night Do You Call This Then?

10 Sep 1979
Hot news from the world of popElectric Light Orchestra are combining with Blondie to become 'Ee 'Ello Blondie
10 Sep 1979
Last Tango In Paris + An Evening's Intercourse With Barry Humphries
= No Sex Please, We're British

17 Apr 1982
Seagulls Over Sorento + Richard The Third
= Spotted Dick

17 Apr 1982
Take Me Out To The Ball Game + One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest + Dr. No + One Eyed Jack
= It Takes One To Know One

17 Apr 1982
Cats + The Dogs Of War
= It's Pissing Down

17 Apr 1982
The French Lieutenant's Woman + Letter From America
= Two Way Family Favourites

17 Apr 1982
The Thirty-Nine Steps + Twelve Angry Men + 101 Dalmations + The Dirty Dozen + The Magnificent Seven + The Ten Commandments
= ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY!

17 Apr 1982
King Kong + Raging Bull + Days Of Wine & Roses
= The Oliver Reed Story

17 Apr 1982
American Werewolf In London + Amadeus + One Mo' Time + Start The Week
= Wolfgang Amadeus Mostart

17 Apr 1982
The writers of the manifestos of the Conservative Party, the Labour Party & the Liberal SDP Alliance have combined to produce the big screen version of I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue
17 Apr 1982
Jaws + Jaws II
= The Esther Rantzen Story

05 Mar 1983
Double Indemnity + Party, Party + The Draughtsman's Contract
= Third Party Insurance

05 Mar 1983
E.T. + The Cruel Sea
= The Cruel Etc.

05 Mar 1983
High Noon + E.T.
= High Tea

05 Mar 1983
Knock On Wood + Knock On Any Door + Who Dares Wins
= Knock, Knock, Who Dare

05 Mar 1983
Lost In Space + Windy City + Design For Living + Whatever Happened To Baby Jane?
= The Barbican Story

05 Mar 1983
Three Of A Kind + The Odd Couple + One Man And His Dog
= The Audience For Channel Four

05 Mar 1983
Midnight Express + The Milk Train Doesn't Stop Here Any More + Bad Timing
= Taxi Driver

05 Mar 1983
Camelot + The Man Born To Be King + Shampoo
= The Arthur Scargill Story

05 Mar 1983
Friday The Thirteenth + Friday The Thirteenth, Part Two
= Friday The Twenty-Sixth

05 Mar 1983
Gorky Park + Porky's + Delia Smith's Cookery Course
= Gorky, Porky, Pudding & Pie

07 Apr 1984
Ghandi + Ring Of Fire
= A film about an Indian bicycle regiment that lived on curry called Blazing Saddles

07 Apr 1984
Never Say Never Again + Strange Invaders
= The Joan Collins Story

07 Apr 1984
Noises Off + Scream, Scream, Scream + Cats
= Watch It Lads, Yehudi's Having His Fiddle Reserviced

07 Apr 1984
They're going to put TVAM and Breakfast TV together and call it Quits
07 Apr 1984
Yanks + E.T.
= Go Home

07 Apr 1984
Rumble + Fish + Apocalypse Now
= The BBC Canteen

07 Apr 1984
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre + Tales From The Vienna Woods
= Chips With Everything

07 Apr 1984
Earthquake + Carry On Nurse + See How They Run
= Bedpan!

07 Apr 1984
They're going to repeat Dallas and show the episodes in reverse order and call it Sallad, starring R.J.
07 Apr 1984
Saturday Night & Sunday Morning + The Long Good Friday + Never On A Sunday
= Lost Weekend

07 Apr 1984
A remake starring Minnie Mouse of Cabaret & Taxi Driver, and going to call it Minicab Driver
06 Mar 1977
Otherwise Engaged + The Bed Before Yesterday + No Sex Please, We're British
= No More Sex Please, We're Otherwise Engaged In The Bed Before Yesterday

06 Mar 1977
Butterfield Eight + M.A.S.H. + The Battleship Potemkin + The Desperados
= Buttered Mashed Potatoes

06 Mar 1977
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest + King Kong + Murder At The Vicarage
= What The Hell Was That In The Dog Collar?

06 Mar 1977
Two For The See-Saw + Hamlet + Burke & Hare + Blood & Sand + Goodbye Mr. Chips + The Deer Hunter
= Two Hamburgers & Chips, Dear

12 Sep 1981
Roger Moore & Brooke Shields in a combination of Pinnochio + G.I. Blues + Tip On A Dead Jockey
= Brooke-Bond P.G. Tips

12 Sep 1981
Les Girls + Emmanuelle Part 2 + Valley Of The Dolls + Tell Them Willy Boy Was Here
= The Story Of Willie Rushton's Life

12 Sep 1981
Tom Brown's Schooldays + The Merry Wives Of Windsor + Superman
= Brown Windsor Soup

12 Sep 1981
I'll Cry Tomorrow + Godzilla + Dirty Harry + Fire Over England + The St. Valentine's Day Massacre + Jaws
= Cry God For Harry, England & St. George

12 Sep 1981
Clash Of The Titans + War With The Newts
= Tight As A Newt

12 Sep 1981
Sunday, Bloody Sunday + La Cage Aux Folles
= Bloody Aux Folles

26 Sep 1981
Raging Bull + Poor Cow
= A Load Of Bullocks

26 Sep 1981
Raging Bull + Scandal Sheet
= ...Raging Scandal

26 Sep 1981
Green Ice + Grease + The Blob
= I Must Get This Fridge Defrosted

26 Sep 1981
The producers of Tess and Tickle Me have failed to get together 
26 Sep 1981
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes + Raise The Titanic + Ring Side Seat
= Gentlemen Lift The Seat

26 Sep 1981
The producers of the Carry On films have got together to make a cheap remake of The Eagle Has Landed to be called Carry On Crow
26 Sep 1981
Hello Dolly + All Quiet On The Western Front + What's Up Doc? + Hello, Goodbye + From Here To Eternity + Hello Frisco
= 'Ello, 'ello, 'ello. What's all this 'ere?

26 Sep 1981
The Man Who Never Was + Sleeper + If It's Tuesday It Must Be Belgium
= The Sir Geoffrey Howe Story
(d?)
21 Sep 1987
Porky's + The Excorcist + Frued + The Bread Winner + The Wild Bunch
= Bacon & Eggs & Frued Bread with lots of Tomato Sauce
(d?)
21 Sep 1987
All Creatures Great & Small + The Deer Hunter
= It Shouldn't Happen To A Vietnam Vet
(d?)
21 Sep 1987
Crocodile Dundee + Electric Blue + Lemon Popsicle
= Snap, Crackle & Pop
(d?)
21 Sep 1987
The Facts Of Life + Oh, God! + The Ipcress File
= Filofax
(d?)
21 Sep 1987
Little Women + Bitter Sweet + Animal House + The Godfather
= A Little Bit Of House Your Father
(d?)
21 Sep 1987
Every Which Way But Loose + Ruthless People + Chronicle Of A Death Foretold
= The S.D.P. Conference
(d?)
21 Sep 1987
Good Morning Vietnam + Lolita
= Good Morning Judge

18 Feb 1989
Arnold Schwarzenegger is to star in E.T. + Under Milk Wood + Sugar Babies
= A Really Good Strong Cup of Tea

18 Feb 1989
Fatal Attraction + Coming To America
= Coming Attraction

18 Feb 1989
Claire's Knee + Earthquake
= A Knee Trembler

18 Feb 1989
Squeeze are starring in Easy Rider + PC 49 + The Lemon Drop Kid
= Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy

18 Feb 1989
The Ipcress File + Facts Of Life
= Filofax

18 Feb 1989
Full Metal Jacket + Murphy's Law
= A Jacket Potato

18 Feb 1989
Murphy's Law + Paddy Ashdown
= A Potato Salad

18 Feb 1989
Murphy's Law + The Naked Civil Servant
= A Potato Crisp

18 Feb 1989
Rambo + Singing In The Rain
= An American In Plaster

02 Aug 1986
Dirty Harry + Den Of Thieves + East Of Eden + End As A Man
= Dirty Den out of EastEnders

02 Aug 1986
The French Connection + Letter To Brezhnev
= The Brezhnev Connection

02 Aug 1986
High Anxiety + Lost Weekend + The Italian Job
= High Tiddly I-Ti

02 Aug 1986
Rupert Bear + Murder She Said + The Great Dictator + Rawhide
= She Said: What Is Rupert Murdoch Up To In Wapping

02 Aug 1986
One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest + Two For The Seesaw + Rocky I,II,III & IV
= One, Two, A-One, Two, Three, Four

02 Aug 1986
Sylvester Stallone is going to star in a remake of Witness For The Prosecution called Rambo Of The Bailey
02 Aug 1986
They're combining Whiskey Galore + High Wind In Jamaica and getting Acute Indigestion
02 Aug 1986
UP The Junction + BACK To The Future + A PASSAGE To India
= ...!

20 Sep 1986
My Beautiful Launderette + No Surrender
= I'll Get These Socks Clean If It Takes All Night

20 Sep 1986
Sylvester Stallone is doing a remake of 'The Wizard Of Oz' called Somewhere Over The Rambo
20 Sep 1986
Don Juan + Casanova + M.A.S.H. + The Onion Field + Exodus
= Bangers & Mash With Onions, To Go

20 Sep 1986
Whoops Apocalypse + Get Carter + The Wild Duck
= Whoops! Get You Ducky!

20 Sep 1986
Back To The Future + Kiss Of The Spider Woman
= The Margaret Thatcher Story

20 Sep 1986
How Green Was My Valley + The Man Who Never Was
= The Geoffrey Howe Story

20 Sep 1986
Pardon My Past + Some Like It Hot + The Wind
= Sorry I Had Curry Last Night

20 Sep 1986
There doing one about the SDP's electoral chances combining 'The Sun Also Rises' and the amazing Japanese film 'Ran' and calling it Also-Ran
20 Sep 1986
Manon Des Source + Goodbye Girl
= Sauce Tartare

28 Jan 1989
And Now For Something Completely Different + Inn Of The Sixth Happiness + Shane
= Completely Inshane

28 Jan 1989
A Fish Called Wanda + Barbarella
= A Wish Called Fonda

28 Jan 1989
A Fish Called Wanda + Towering Inferno
= Cleese On Toast

28 Jan 1989
My Brilliant Career + The Man Who Never Was
= The Jeffrey Archer Story

28 Jan 1989
Vincent + The Hill
= Vince Hill

28 Jan 1989
Lou Grant + The Yellow Rolls Royce
= Yellow Loo Rolls

28 Jan 1989
Spycatcher + 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea
= A Mole On The Bottom

28 Jan 1989
Doctor At Sea + The Untouchables
= The S.D.P. Story

28 Jan 1989
The makers of 'Watership Down' and 'Trilby' have combined to produce Rabbits Out Of A Hat
21 Apr 1984
Privates On Parade + Flashdance
= Good Morning Judge

21 Apr 1984
The Cruel Sea + Danish Blue + Twenty Million Frenchmen Can't Be Wrong + The Italian Job + If It's Tuesday It Must Be Belgium + Funeral In Berlin + Hotel Amsterdam + No Sex Please, We're British + The Spanish Garden
= The Cruel E.E.C.

21 Apr 1984
Blade On The Feather + Blade Runner
= Gillete G2

21 Apr 1984
A new video nastya punk version of 'Separate Tables' called I Spit In Your Gravy
21 Apr 1984
The Mousetrap + Daisy Pulls It Off
= No Sex Please...

21 Apr 1984
A Man Called Horse + Hell Below Zero + Reds + The L-Shaped Room
= Emanuel Meets Red Rum

21 Apr 1984
To The Manor Born + Matchmaker
= Man Of The Match

21 Apr 1984
All About Eve + No Way To Treat A Lady + It Came From Outer Space
= Boy George

21 Apr 1984
They're going to remake 'Five Mules For Sister Sarah' and going to call it A Fair Swop
21 Apr 1984
Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines + Fahrenheit 451
= Those Magnificent Men in Their Frying Machines
Kevin Hale
America, America + Gaily, Gaily
= The Two Faces of Liberace
Brian Phillips
Lethal Weapon + Lethal Weapon II + M.A.S.H.
= Bangers & Mash
Brian Phillips
Tales Of The Unexpected + Grimm's Fairy Tales
= The Recession Will Definitely Be Over By The End Of The Year
Buxton
14 Nov 1992
Van Gogh + Nasty Habits
= Nasty Gogh
Buxton
14 Nov 1992
Three Coins In A Fountain + Half A Sixpence + The Five Pennies
= Robert Maxwell's Legacy
Buxton
14 Nov 1992
Basic Instinct + Sex, Lies & Videotape
= The Week In Westminster
Buxton
14 Nov 1992
I'm Alright Jack + Lost Weekend + To Sir With Love
= Alright For The Weekend Sir?
Buxton
14 Nov 1992
The Whizz + Flash Gordon
= That Was Quick! (it's got a pre-release)
Buxton
14 Nov 1992
They're doing a film of Bread, with Flora Robson & Derek Nimmo, and calling it A Rather Tasteless Ham Sandwich Buxton
14 Nov 1992
Jaws + Idiot's Delight
= The Derek Jameson Story

17 Aug 1987
Jaws + Platoon
= Plat Du Jours

17 Aug 1987
Tom Thumb + Crocodile Dundee
= (They don't know what to call it, but it'll be something short & snappy)

17 Aug 1987
Deathwish I + Deathwish II
= The Jeffrey Archer Story

17 Aug 1987
Me & My Girl + Three Sisters + Three Men & A Horse
= Mind Your Own Business

17 Aug 1987
The Quest For Peace + Artists & Models
= Peace Artists

17 Aug 1987
Blow Up + The Italian Job
= Up Pompeii

17 Aug 1987
Tom Thumb + She Stoops To Conquer
= Somebody Up There Likes Me
Paris Theatre
09 Sep 1975
Frankenstein + Vera Cruz + Dracula Has Risen From The Grave + Journey's End
= Frank & Vera From Gravesend
Paris Theatre
09 Sep 1975
A follow up to Seagulls Over Sorento
= Oh God, It's All Over My Sleeve starring Owl Jolson, Walter Pigeon & Sean Canary
Paris Theatre
09 Sep 1975
Who's Afraid Of Virginia Woolf + Silk Stockings + Robert E. Lee + Billy The Kid
= Who's A Silly Billy?
Paris Theatre
09 Sep 1975
The Jolson Story + Sparrows Can't Sing + Gone With The Wind
= Al Jolson Can't Sing With The Wind
Paris Theatre
26 Aug 1975
King Kong + Hong Kong Story + Kung Fu + Gung Ho + The Longest Day + Sorry, Wrong Number + Terror Of The Tongs + Sing You Sinners + On A Wing And A Prayer + The Dolton Gang + Bang You're Dead
= King Kong Hong Song Kung Gung Long Wrong Tong Sing Wing Gang Bang
Paris Theatre
26 Aug 1975
They're doing a very cheap remake of The Towering Inferno by rubbing two bits of Pinnochio and Natalie Wood together Paris Theatre
26 Aug 1975
There's a new starring vehicle for Telly Savalas: A Fine Madness + Hedda Gabler + Hair
= A Fine Hedda Hair
Paris Theatre
26 Aug 1975
Manon Des Source + Goodbye Girl
= Sauce Tartare

20 Jan 1990
And Now For Something Completely Different + Inn Of The Sixth Happiness + Shane
= Completely Inshane

20 Jan 1990
A Fish Called Wanda + Barbarella
= A Wish Called Fonda

20 Jan 1990
A Fish Called Wanda + Towering Inferno
= Cleese On Toast

20 Jan 1990
My Brilliant Career + The Man Who Never Was
= The Jeffrey Archer Story

20 Jan 1990
Vincent + The Hill
= Vince Hill

20 Jan 1990
Lou Grant + The Yellow Rolls Royce
= Yellow Loo Rolls

20 Jan 1990
Spycatcher + 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea
= A Mole On The Bottom

20 Jan 1990
Doctor At Sea + The Untouchables
= The S.D.P. Story

20 Jan 1990
   
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(??) signifies a query regarding Venue of broadcast


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