| So, when's it due? | 03 Mar 1990 |
| Your mother's very attractive! or even worse Your brother's strangely attractive! | 03 Mar 1990 |
| I find your warts very interesting | 03 Mar 1990 |
| I agree wholeheartedly that one should not go all the way on a first date, indeed I respect you for it. On a second date, however, I have been compared to Attila The Hun on Royal Jelly | 03 Mar 1990 |
| No further than't stockin' tops! | 03 Mar 1990 |
| May I whisper in your ear - that way you might not notice the halitosis | 03 Mar 1990 |
| Your place, or back to the sheltered accommodation? | 03 Mar 1990 |
| Isn't this house music great?! | 03 Mar 1990 |
| Let's go for a run in the Skoda | 03 Mar 1990 |
| Henry Cooper wears Brut as well | 03 Mar 1990 |
| Hello. Well, that's the foreplay over | 03 Mar 1990 |
| Alright then, I'll navigate, you stupid cow! | 03 Mar 1990 |
| Well, I assure you your mother liked it! | 27 Jul 1991 |
| I expect this is a whole new experience for you...trainspotting | 27 Jul 1991 |
| Air stewardesses really turn me on. Did you ever actually meet the Wright brothers? | 27 Jul 1991 |
| Your hair looks so natural - particularly the left nostril | 27 Jul 1991 |
| That was a lovely evening, & with service charge included, that will cost you 250 guineas | 27 Jul 1991 |
| I've just noticed - your eyes match the spinach in your teeth | 27 Jul 1991 |
| This is fantastic. I've been looking for someone to teach my bulldog to chew wasps | 27 Jul 1991 |
| Yes, I won first prize in a Robert Maxwell lookalike competition. Of course, I wouldn't have stood a chance if you'd entered | 27 Jul 1991 |
| Oh, it's started to rain. Let's all shelter under...you | 27 Jul 1991 |
| Don't apologise love, the silent ones always are the worst, aren't they? | 27 Jul 1991 |
| Oh, what a lovely dress. I can't wait to try it on! | |
| What's your sisters phone number? | |
| You don't sweat much for a fat bird, do you? | Kevin Hale |
| So, when's it due? | ISIHAC 1, Side 2 |
| Your mother's very attractive! or even worse Your brother's strangely attractive! | ISIHAC 1, Side 2 |
| No further than't stockin' tops! | ISIHAC 1, Side 2 |
| Your place, or back to the sheltered accommodation? | ISIHAC 1, Side 2 |
| Let's go for a run in the Skoda | ISIHAC 1, Side 2 |
| Well, I assure you your mother liked it! | ISIHAC 1, Side 2 |
| Your hair looks so natural - particularly the left nostril | ISIHAC 1, Side 2 |
| That was a lovely evening, & with service charge included, that will cost you 250 guineas | ISIHAC 1, Side 2 |
| I've just noticed - your eyes match the spinach in your teeth | ISIHAC 1, Side 2 |
| I hope you don't mind men who like to play rough. I've got one waiting in the bedroom... | Ipswich
06 Jun 2005 |
| [ I hope you don't charge, like the others Not broadcast] | Ipswich
06 Jun 2005 |
| [ Boy, you can kiss! I completely forgot the halitosis Not broadcast] | Ipswich
06 Jun 2005 |
| No wonder you didn't send a photo! | Ipswich
06 Jun 2005 |
| Shall we listen to Quote, Unquote? | Ipswich
06 Jun 2005 |
| [ Let's go window shopping in the plastic surgery clinic Not broadcast] | Ipswich
06 Jun 2005 |
| [ You know, you remind me of Anne Robinson Not broadcast] | Ipswich
06 Jun 2005 |
| You don't sweat much for a big girl | Ipswich
06 Jun 2005 |
| [ What a coincidence - you live in a nurses home, and I live in a nursing home Not broadcast] | Ipswich
06 Jun 2005 |
| [ I saw you across a crowded room. Couldn't miss you, you were blocking all the others! Not broadcast] | Ipswich
06 Jun 2005 |
| There's something different about you. You're so...alive! | Ipswich
06 Jun 2005 |
| Let's do it right here and now, while everyone's concentrating on the sermon | Ipswich
06 Jun 2005 |
| Oh dear. Sorry about this. I hope it's just nits | Ipswich
06 Jun 2005 |
| [ Ooh, you've got me all hot and bothered - look at these armpits! Not broadcast] | Ipswich
06 Jun 2005 |
| I would ask you back to my place, but I've got a chainsaw in soak | Ipswich
06 Jun 2005 |
| Whoops! Well that's better out than in! | Ipswich
06 Jun 2005 |
| [ I hope you like Japanese food, 'cos my cooker's busted Not broadcast] | Ipswich
06 Jun 2005 |
| [ Ooh, your lips. I see you had the treacle pudding as well Not broadcast] | Ipswich
06 Jun 2005 |
| [ I hope your feet don't smell like mine. I've only got a small flat Not broadcast] | Ipswich
06 Jun 2005 |
| LOOK OUT! Just my little joke! | Ipswich
06 Jun 2005 |
| [ You know, you should do modelling. I've got loads of unfinished Airfix kits at home Not broadcast] | Ipswich
06 Jun 2005 |
| [ Don't worry about committment - I'm already committed Not broadcast] | Ipswich
06 Jun 2005 |
| [ You know, you look just like Michael Winner in drag Not broadcast] | Ipswich
06 Jun 2005 |
| [ That blue skirt matches your varicose veins Not broadcast] | Ipswich
06 Jun 2005 |
| I find myself torn between Veritas and UKIP... | Ipswich
06 Jun 2005 |
| Get your balaclava on, you've pulled! | Ipswich
06 Jun 2005 |
| [ You know, a lot of people think personal finance is boring Not broadcast] | Ipswich
06 Jun 2005 |
| [ Your eyes are lovely - specially the left one Not broadcast] | Ipswich
06 Jun 2005 |
| [ I've got a weird sense of humour, me. At least that's what they said at the trial... Not broadcast] | Ipswich
06 Jun 2005 |
| [ Go on - have you never danced in a kebab shop? Not broadcast] | Ipswich
06 Jun 2005 |
| [ My friends think I'm an absolute nutter, but I've got my own place now Not broadcast] | Ipswich
06 Jun 2005 |
| [ Did you drop these Odor-Eaters? Not broadcast] | Ipswich
06 Jun 2005 |
| [ I've got a petition at home without your name on Not broadcast] | Ipswich
06 Jun 2005 |
| I hope you don't mind men who like to play rough. I've got one waiting in the bedroom... | ISIHAC 9, Side 4 |
| No wonder you didn't send a photo! | ISIHAC 9, Side 4 |
| Shall we listen to Quote, Unquote? | ISIHAC 9, Side 4 |
| You don't sweat much for a big girl | ISIHAC 9, Side 4 |
| There's something different about you. You're so...alive! | ISIHAC 9, Side 4 |
| Let's do it right here and now, while everyone's concentrating on the sermon | ISIHAC 9, Side 4 |
| Oh dear. Sorry about this. I hope it's just nits | ISIHAC 9, Side 4 |
| I would ask you back to my place, but I've got a chainsaw in soak | ISIHAC 9, Side 4 |
| Whoops! Well that's better out than in! | ISIHAC 9, Side 4 |
| LOOK OUT! Just my little joke! | ISIHAC 9, Side 4 |
| I find myself torn between Veritas and UKIP... | ISIHAC 9, Side 4 |
| Get your balaclava on, you've pulled! | ISIHAC 9, Side 4 |
| I hope you don't mind men who like to play rough. I've got one waiting in the bedroom... | ISIHAC Classic Repeat
07 Jul 2008 |
| No wonder you didn't send a photo! | ISIHAC Classic Repeat
07 Jul 2008 |
| Shall we listen to Quote, Unquote? | IISIHAC Classic Repeat
07 Jul 2008 |
| You don't sweat much for a big girl | ISIHAC Classic Repeat
07 Jul 2008 |
| There's something different about you. You're so...alive! | ISIHAC Classic Repeat
07 Jul 2008 |
| Let's do it right here and now, while everyone's concentrating on the sermon | ISIHAC Classic Repeat
07 Jul 2008 |
| Oh dear. Sorry about this. I hope it's just nits | ISIHAC Classic Repeat
07 Jul 2008 |
| I would ask you back to my place, but I've got a chainsaw in soak | ISIHAC Classic Repeat
07 Jul 2008 |
| Whoops! Well that's better out than in! | ISIHAC Classic Repeat
07 Jul 2008 |
| LOOK OUT! Just my little joke! | ISIHAC Classic Repeat
07 Jul 2008 |
| I find myself torn between Veritas and UKIP... | ISIHAC Classic Repeat
07 Jul 2008 |
| Get your balaclava on, you've pulled! | ISIHAC Classic Repeat
07 Jul 2008 |
