The ISIHAC
Missed Hits Page

Last Updated
30 Dec 2006

On the BBC Radio 4 show I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue, one of the rounds includes suggestions for Films, TV Programmes etc. that would have been sure-fire flops. Here are some of the teams' suggestions, along with some of my suggestions. If you have any ideas you would like included, please e-mail me here, and I will add the best ones (with full credit to you of course)

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Tales Of The Expected Harrogate
25 Nov 1995
Seven Dwarves For Seven Samurai Harrogate
25 Nov 1995
Deaf In Venice Harrogate
25 Nov 1995
Sleepless In Sheffield Harrogate
25 Nov 1995
Give My Regards To Broadmoor Harrogate
25 Nov 1995
The Lada In Red Harrogate
25 Nov 1995
Natural Born Grocers Harrogate
25 Nov 1995
The remake of Marathon Man - Snickers Man Harrogate
25 Nov 1995
Lord Carrington Harrogate
25 Nov 1995
Fantasy Foot Powder Harrogate
25 Nov 1995
Gonorrhoea With The Wind Harrogate
25 Nov 1995
Cattle On A Hot Tin Roof Harrogate
25 Nov 1995
Look Back In Ongar Harrogate
25 Nov 1995
Bring Me The Bed Of Alfredo Garcia Harrogate
25 Nov 1995
Sleepless In Sheffield ISIHAC 3, Side 2
The Lada In Red ISIHAC 3, Side 2
Natural Born Grocers ISIHAC 3, Side 2
Gonorrhoea With The Wind ISIHAC 3, Side 2
Four Engagements & a Head Cold London (??)
25 Jun 1994
The Wizard of Ongar London (??)
25 Jun 1994
Good Morning Vietnam, with Anne & Nick London (??)
25 Jun 1994
Alan Clark's House Party - called A Bun In The Coven London (??)
25 Jun 1994
What Do You Give The Man Who's Had Everbody? London (??)
25 Jun 1994
The Fullback of Notre Dame London (??)
25 Jun 1994
Through The Earhole London (??)
25 Jun 1994
A Man Called Sheep London (??)
25 Jun 1994
Trouble Over Bridgwater London (??)
25 Jun 1994
Four Engagements & a Head Cold ISIHAC 2, Side 2
The Wizard of Ongar ISIHAC 2, Side 2
Good Morning Vietnam, with Anne & Nick ISIHAC 2, Side 2
Alan Clark's House Party - called A Bun In The Coven ISIHAC 2, Side 2
What Do You Give The Man Who's Had Everbody? ISIHAC 2, Side 2
The Fullback of Notre Dame ISIHAC 2, Side 2
Through The Earhole ISIHAC 2, Side 2
A Man Called Sheep ISIHAC 2, Side 2
Trouble Over Bridgwater ISIHAC 2, Side 2
Trouble Over Bridgwater Watford
10 Jun 1995
1983 Watford
10 Jun 1995
Spot (the failed Grease) Watford
10 Jun 1995
Shallow Gravy Watford
10 Jun 1995
And God Created Mrs. Bottomley Watford
10 Jun 1995
Indiana Jones & the Stuffed Panda Watford
10 Jun 1995
Deaf Date Watford
10 Jun 1995
24 Hours From Tulse Hill Watford
10 Jun 1995
The Guns Of Neasden Watford
10 Jun 1995
Dumb & Gummer Watford
10 Jun 1995
The Killing Of Eddie George Watford
10 Jun 1995
Dodo Watch Watford
10 Jun 1995
Famous Five Get Pissed Watford
10 Jun 1995
Bed Knobs & Hoovers
23 Jul 1979
Journey to the Centre of the Room
23 Jul 1979
Krakatoa, East of Sidcup
23 Jul 1979
Public Enemy Number Seven
23 Jul 1979
Dial F For Murder
23 Jul 1979
Bonnie and Claude
23 Jul 1979
Champion, the Wonder Slug
23 Jul 1979
Gone With The Flatulence
23 Jul 1979
Guess Who's Coming For a Sandwich
23 Jul 1979
The Thirty-Eight Steps
23 Jul 1979
Anne of 999 Days
23 Jul 1979
Tuesday, Bloody Tuesday
23 Jul 1979
Tarzan, Lord of the Upper Fifth
23 Jul 1979
Reasonable Expectations
23 Jul 1979
Sinbad & the Forty People who might understandably have done something a little bit wrong if their environment was against them
23 Jul 1979
Godzilla Meets His Accountant
23 Jul 1979
The King and Me Unknown
Kramer versus Smith Unknown
The Odeon Strikes Back Unknown
Oh, What A Beautiful Awning
A Nightingale Sang in Barclays Bank
The Sound Of Silage Brighton
01 Jun 1996
My Old Man's A Waste Disposal Operative Brighton
01 Jun 1996
Mad Dogs & Belgians Brighton
01 Jun 1996
Robin Cook, Robin Cook, Riding Through The Glen Brighton
01 Jun 1996
Meet Me In St. Leonards Brighton
01 Jun 1996
Knees Up Gordon Brown Brighton
01 Jun 1996
The Newt Has A Thousand Eyes Brighton
01 Jun 1996
Arrividerci Cromer Brighton
01 Jun 1996
By The Time I Get To Felixstowe Brighton
01 Jun 1996
Conservative central office's Land Of Hope & Tory Brighton
01 Jun 1996
The Sun Has Got His Pants On Brighton
01 Jun 1996
D I V O R C U Jimmy Brighton
01 Jun 1996
People Will Say We're In Hove Brighton
01 Jun 1996
Ah! Bidets Are Here Again Brighton
01 Jun 1996
I'm Just A Girl Who Can't Say Nnnn...nn...nnn...nnn Brighton
01 Jun 1996
Schindler's Lisp High Wycombe
11 Dec 2000
Walking With Dynorod High Wycombe
11 Dec 2000
The follow up to The Perfect Storm - The Absolute Shower High Wycombe
11 Dec 2000
Who Wants To Be A Milliner High Wycombe
11 Dec 2000
Shakespeare In Hove High Wycombe
11 Dec 2000
Saving Private Railways High Wycombe
11 Dec 2000
The Witches Of Gatwick High Wycombe
11 Dec 2000
Ann Widdecombe Uncovered High Wycombe
11 Dec 2000
Gardeners' Question Tim High Wycombe
11 Dec 2000
Two little known plays by Oscar Mild - The Importance Of Being Kevin & Lady Windermere's Fanbelt High Wycombe
11 Dec 2000
H.M.S. Pinochet High Wycombe
11 Dec 2000
The Lion, The Witch & The Flat-Pack Dressing Table High Wycombe
11 Dec 2000
Peter Mandelson - International Man Of Mystery High Wycombe
11 Dec 2000
Syphilis In Seattle High Wycombe
11 Dec 2000
Rosenkrantz & Guildenstern Are Poorly 1979 Xmas Special
24 Dec 1979
The record 'Max Bygraves Sings' which had to be withdrawn under the Trades Descriptions Act 1979 Xmas Special
24 Dec 1979
The English version of 'Chinatown' - Stoke-on-Trent 1979 Xmas Special
24 Dec 1979
An American political drama starring Michael Caine called Get Kennedy 1979 Xmas Special
24 Dec 1979
Alien In Wonderland 1979 Xmas Special
24 Dec 1979
One feels sorry for the producer who got so close with Fanny Hall & Annie Hill 1979 Xmas Special
24 Dec 1979
The James Bond film Muckspreader 1979 Xmas Special
24 Dec 1979
The African Queen Meets The Boyfriend 1979 Xmas Special
24 Dec 1979
Bridge Over Troubled Dentures 1979 Xmas Special
24 Dec 1979
The new version of 'Grease' called The Isle Of Wight 1979 Xmas Special
24 Dec 1979
Star Trek - The Colour Slide 1979 Xmas Special
24 Dec 1979
Tim Rice & Andrew Lloyd-Webber's sequel to 'Jesus Christ, Superstar' called Doubting Thomas, The Quite Well-Known Disciple 1979 Xmas Special
24 Dec 1979
One Flew Over The Breakfast Table 1979 Xmas Special
24 Dec 1979
So Graham Gooch Reading
28 May 2001
Captain Corelli's Stylophone Reading
28 May 2001
Buffy, The Vampire Slapper Reading
28 May 2001
Bridget Jones' Diarrhoea Reading
28 May 2001
It'll Be All Denis Norden On The Night Reading
28 May 2001
The new Gerri Halliwell hit - It's Raining, Then Reading
28 May 2001
Groundhog Day 2 Reading
28 May 2001
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Cat Poo Reading
28 May 2001
The Lady Varnishes Reading
28 May 2001
A song that never made it - I've Got You Under My Sink Reading
28 May 2001
The Killing Of Sister Wendy Reading
28 May 2001
Countup Reading
28 May 2001
Madame Tussaud's Chamber Of Commerce Reading
28 May 2001
Frankenstein Has Risen From The Sofa
Whatever Happened To Baby Lotion?
Friday The Twelfth
Who's Afraid Of Virginia Wade?
Tricycles Of Fire
Battlestar Lollipop
The Vole Hunter
They Shoot Hamsters, Don't They?
Mick Jagger in Pucker Lips Now
The Curse Of The WerePuppy
James Bond in Dr. Possibly
Towering Air-Conditioning Fault
The Man Who Shot Nobody
Snow White & The Seven Jockeys
Deep Stoat
Bridge Over Stagnant Water
Trouble Over Bridgwater ISIHAC 3, Side 2
1983 ISIHAC 3, Side 2
Spot (the failed Grease) ISIHAC 3, Side 2
And God Created Mrs. Bottomley ISIHAC 3, Side 2
Deaf Date ISIHAC 3, Side 2
24 Hours From Tulse Hill ISIHAC 3, Side 2
The Guns Of Neasden ISIHAC 3, Side 2
Dodo Watch ISIHAC 3, Side 2
Famous Five Get Pissed ISIHAC 3, Side 2
Four Weldings & A Funnel Kevin Hale
Paint Your Wigan Kevin Hale
The Texas Coldsore Massacre Kevin Hale
A Clockwork Apple Kevin Hale
Near To The Madding Crowd Kevin Hale
The Merchant Of Venezuela Kevin Hale
The Two Gentlemen On A Veranda Kevin Hale
Goodbye, Mr. Crisps Kevin Hale
She Stoops To Conker Kevin Hale
A Lice In Wonderland Kevin Hale
The Heroes Of Radiomark Kevin Hale
One Foot In The Gravy Kevin Hale
Randall and Hopkirk, Diseased Kevin Hale
Julian Caesar Kevin Hale
Casual Tea Kevin Hale
I'm Sorry I Have A Clue Kevin Hale
Eleventh Night Kevin Hale
The Merry Wives Of Windscale Kevin Hale
Ruddibore Kevin Hale
Gilbert & Sullivan's The Saucer Kevin Hale
HMS Dungarees Kevin Hale
The Maiming Of The Shrew Kevin Hale
Moll Flounders Kevin Hale
Last Vimto In Paris Kevin Hale
The Star Spangled Hanky Kevin Hale
John & Norma's Amazing Adventure Paris Theatre, London
28 Nov 1992
Cyrano de Basingstoke Paris Theatre, London
28 Nov 1992
Cagney & Lassie Paris Theatre, London
28 Nov 1992
Indiana Jones & The VAT Returns Paris Theatre, London
28 Nov 1992
Where To Eat In Deal Paris Theatre, London
28 Nov 1992
Look Back In Ongar Paris Theatre, London
28 Nov 1992
W.H. Smith - The Movie Paris Theatre, London
28 Nov 1992
Edward Fingerhands Paris Theatre, London
28 Nov 1992
Bernard Manning & Friends - A One Man Show Paris Theatre, London
28 Nov 1992
Geoffrey Bernard Is Fit & Well Paris Theatre, London
28 Nov 1992
Kiss of the Ciderwoman Paris Theatre, London
28 Nov 1992
Alan Titchmarsh - The Early Years Paris Theatre, London
28 Nov 1992
The Wonderful Underwater World Of Ray Charles Chichester
19 Dec 1992
The Blue Nun's Story Chichester
19 Dec 1992
The Importance Of Being Norman Chichester
19 Dec 1992
Batman Returns - The Video Chichester
19 Dec 1992
An Evening With Vinnie Jones Chichester
19 Dec 1992
Godzilla versus Petula Clark - This Time It's Personal Chichester
19 Dec 1992
Piddler On The Roof Chichester
19 Dec 1992
Bruce Forsythe's Generation Gap Chichester
19 Dec 1992
Annie Get Your Gin Chichester
19 Dec 1992
The Sound Of Mucus Chichester
19 Dec 1992
The Benson & Hedges World Smoker Championship Chichester
19 Dec 1992
Florence Of Arabia Kevin Hale
Styes In Their Eyes Buxton
09 Jun 2003
Harry Potter & The Witchfinder General Buxton
09 Jun 2003
The Hunchback Of Sheltered Accommodation, Unit 4, Station Road, Buxton Buxton
09 Jun 2003
Harry Stoned & The Philosopher's Pot Buxton
09 Jun 2003
Whatever Happened To Baby...cham Buxton
09 Jun 2003
Men In Black...pool Buxton
09 Jun 2003
The Parcelforce Man Only Rings Once And Then Runs Off, And When You Go To Collect It, It's Always Closed Buxton
09 Jun 2003
Crossroads Buxton
09 Jun 2003
The Third Sense - I See Deaf People Buxton
09 Jun 2003
Instruction Booklets She Wrote Buxton
09 Jun 2003
Conan The Vegetarian Buxton
09 Jun 2003
Schindler's Lisp ISIHAC 7, Side 1
Walking With Dynorod ISIHAC 7, Side 1
The follow up to The Perfect Storm - The Absolute Shower ISIHAC 7, Side 1
Who Wants To Be A Milliner ISIHAC 7, Side 1
Shakespeare In Hove ISIHAC 7, Side 1
Saving Private Railways ISIHAC 7, Side 1
The Witches Of Gatwick ISIHAC 7, Side 1
Ann Widdecombe Uncovered ISIHAC 7, Side 1
Gardeners' Question Tim ISIHAC 7, Side 1
Two little known plays by Oscar Mild - The Importance Of Being Kevin & Lady Windermere's Fanbelt ISIHAC 7, Side 1
H.M.S. Pinochet ISIHAC 7, Side 1
The Lion, The Witch & The Flat-Pack Dressing Table ISIHAC 7, Side 1
So Graham Gooch ISIHAC 7, Side 1
Captain Corelli's Stylophone ISIHAC 7, Side 1
Buffy, The Vampire Slapper ISIHAC 7, Side 1
Bridget Jones' Diarrhoea ISIHAC 7, Side 1
It'll Be All Denis Norden On The Night ISIHAC 7, Side 1
The new Gerri Halliwell hit - It's Raining, Then ISIHAC 7, Side 1
Groundhog Day 2 ISIHAC 7, Side 1
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Cat Poo ISIHAC 7, Side 1
The Lady Varnishes ISIHAC 7, Side 1
The Killing Of Sister Wendy ISIHAC 7, Side 1
Countup ISIHAC 7, Side 1
Madame Tussaud's Chamber Of Commerce ISIHAC 7, Side 1
Syphilis In Seattle ISIHAC 7, Side 1
For the first time, Blair & Brown answer your questions - yes, Lionel and Joe are waiting for your call  Leeds
22 Dec 2003
The Castratos Leeds
22 Dec 2003
Saturday The Fourteenth Leeds
22 Dec 2003
Whitley Baywatch Leeds
22 Dec 2003
Back Again Mr. Chips? Leeds
22 Dec 2003
Bollocks To Private Ryan Leeds
22 Dec 2003
Who's Afraid Of Virginia Wade? Leeds
22 Dec 2003
Ghandi 2 Leeds
22 Dec 2003
Ghandi 3 Leeds
22 Dec 2003
Ghandi 4 - This Time It's Personal Leeds
22 Dec 2003
Raiders Of The Lost...Oh, Here It Is Leeds
22 Dec 2003
Bridget Jones's Dairy Leeds
22 Dec 2003
One Of Our Planes Is M...Oh, Here It Is Leeds
22 Dec 2003
Huddersfield 5-0 Leeds
22 Dec 2003
The Hunt For Red Oct...Oh, Here It Is Leeds
22 Dec 2003
Ghandi 5 If You're Up To It Leeds
22 Dec 2003
Bring Me The Head Of...Oh, Here It Is Leeds
22 Dec 2003
The Mattress Reloaded Tunbridge Wells
10 Jan 2005
[ An Audience With Wayne Rooney Not broadcast] Tunbridge Wells
10 Jan 2005
The Inedibles Tunbridge Wells
10 Jan 2005
Strictly Come Spanking Tunbridge Wells
10 Jan 2005
Oh Look - Here's Godot Tunbridge Wells
10 Jan 2005
Shakespeare In Hove Tunbridge Wells
10 Jan 2005
[ The Curious Incident Of The Dog In The Nightdress Not broadcast] Tunbridge Wells
10 Jan 2005
[ Invasion Of The Noddy Snatchers Not broadcast] Tunbridge Wells
10 Jan 2005
[ Hard Spell - In Jail Not broadcast] Tunbridge Wells
10 Jan 2005
[ Mollybox Not broadcast] Tunbridge Wells
10 Jan 2005
My Dad's The Home Secretary Tunbridge Wells
10 Jan 2005
Lady Windermere's Pan Tunbridge Wells
10 Jan 2005
The National Pottery Tunbridge Wells
10 Jan 2005
[ I Left My Hat In San Fransisco Not broadcast] Tunbridge Wells
10 Jan 2005
[ The Elton John Show - Ben Elton entertains in his lavatory Not broadcast] Tunbridge Wells
10 Jan 2005
John Humphries presents Missmind Not broadcast] Tunbridge Wells
10 Jan 2005
[ Who Wants To Be A Milliner? Not broadcast] Tunbridge Wells
10 Jan 2005
If I'm A Celebrity, What Am I Doing Here? Tunbridge Wells
10 Jan 2005
Snickers Man Tunbridge Wells
10 Jan 2005
[ The Mild Bunch Not broadcast] Tunbridge Wells
10 Jan 2005
[ Mission Quite Easy Really Not broadcast] Tunbridge Wells
10 Jan 2005
[ The Manchurian Candid Camera Not broadcast] Tunbridge Wells
10 Jan 2005
[ The Antique Roadworks Not broadcast] Tunbridge Wells
10 Jan 2005
[ One Man & His Bog Not broadcast] Tunbridge Wells
10 Jan 2005
[ Little Brittany Not broadcast] Tunbridge Wells
10 Jan 2005
There was a missed one in Wales - Dial 'M' For Merthyr Tunbridge Wells
10 Jan 2005
Punch And Judy, with Richard Tunbridge Wells
10 Jan 2005
[ The Budgie Has Landed Not broadcast] Tunbridge Wells
10 Jan 2005
[ Twelve Friendly Men Not broadcast] Tunbridge Wells
10 Jan 2005
[ Knife Swap Not broadcast] Tunbridge Wells
10 Jan 2005
[ Celebrity Knife Swap Not broadcast] Tunbridge Wells
10 Jan 2005
[ Snow White & The Seven Giants Not broadcast] Tunbridge Wells
10 Jan 2005
The Gangs Of New Malden Tunbridge Wells
10 Jan 2005
[ Asbolutely Fabulous Not broadcast] Brighton
28 Nov 2005
One Bird 'Flu Over The Cuckoo's Nest Brighton
28 Nov 2005
The Mancunian Candidate Brighton
28 Nov 2005
Stephen Hawking's A Time History Of Briefs Not broadcast] Brighton
28 Nov 2005
[ Parrots Of The Carribean Not broadcast] Brighton
28 Nov 2005
The Cattle Of Britain Brighton
28 Nov 2005
Lady Windermere's Fun Brighton
28 Nov 2005
Wallace & Grommit in The Curse Of The Welsh Rarebit Not broadcast] Brighton
28 Nov 2005
[ A Picture Of Doreen Gray Not broadcast] Brighton
28 Nov 2005
[ Twenty Thousand Leagues Under The 'C' Word Not broadcast] Brighton
28 Nov 2005
Ground Hog Day 2 Brighton
28 Nov 2005
[ The Chronicles Of Nan Not broadcast] Brighton
28 Nov 2005
The Texas Coldsore Massacre Brighton
28 Nov 2005
[ Dr. Terror's Mouse Of Horrors Not broadcast] Brighton
28 Nov 2005
[ 2001, A Space Hopper Not broadcast] Brighton
28 Nov 2005
[ Canvey Island Discs Not broadcast] Brighton
28 Nov 2005
Tom Brown's Media Studies Days Brighton
28 Nov 2005
[ The Week At Kidderminster Not broadcast] Brighton
28 Nov 2005
[ No Heartbeat Not broadcast] Brighton
28 Nov 2005
[ Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Socks Not broadcast] Brighton
28 Nov 2005
Leaving Private Ryan Exactly Where He Is Brighton
28 Nov 2005
Midnight Cowpat Brighton
28 Nov 2005
[ Indiana Jones And The Lucozade Not broadcast] Brighton
28 Nov 2005
A Tale Of Two Settees Brighton
28 Nov 2005
[ I Left My Hat In San Fransisco Not broadcast] Brighton
28 Nov 2005
[ The Lunch Pack Of Notre Dame Not broadcast] Brighton
28 Nov 2005
[ Legless In Seattle Not broadcast] Brighton
28 Nov 2005
[ Who's Afraid Of Virginia Bottomley? Not broadcast] Brighton
28 Nov 2005
[ Meet The Dockers Not broadcast] Brighton
28 Nov 2005
[ The Mild Bunch Not broadcast] Brighton
28 Nov 2005
[ Lord Of The Onion Rings Not broadcast] Brighton
28 Nov 2005
[ It's A Wonderful Loaf Not broadcast] Brighton
28 Nov 2005
[ Paint Your Wigan Not broadcast] Brighton
28 Nov 2005
The Orifice Brighton
28 Nov 2005
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