Henry VIII I am leaving as I feel it inappropriate that I continue as chairman of 'Relate' | High Wycombe 11 Dec 2000 |
Ludwig Van Beethoven Now that I have gone completely deaf, BT have offered me a job in directory enquiries | High Wycombe 11 Dec 2000 |
Michael Portillo I'd like to create an opening for a younger man | High Wycombe 11 Dec 2000 |
Dirty Harry When I said 'Go ahead, punk. Make my day', I thought we were along in the gents | High Wycombe 11 Dec 2000 |
Bertie Bassett I'm leaving for all sorts of reasons | High Wycombe 11 Dec 2000 |
Peter Mendelson [That's ridiculous - it would never happen!] | High Wycombe 11 Dec 2000 |
Yasser Arafat I've decided to go back to playing the drums with The Beatles | High Wycombe 11 Dec 2000 |
to Alcoholics Anonymous I resign...Cheers! | High Wycombe 11 Dec 2000 |
Editor of The Daily Mail I've been doing a lot of thinking... | High Wycombe 11 Dec 2000 |
Van Gogh I must give up my work - my glasses keep falling off | High Wycombe 11 Dec 2000 |
William of Orange I'm worried that some people might be taking me too seriously | High Wycombe 11 Dec 2000 |
Ann Widdecombe Politics is no career for the new face of Estée Lauder | High Wycombe 11 Dec 2000 |
Cynthia Payne I'm alarmed at the number of politicians entering my profession | High Wycombe 11 Dec 2000 |