The ISIHAC
Worst Things To Hear Page

Last Updated
03 Jan 2007

On the BBC Radio 4 show I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue, one of the rounds includes suggestions for the worst things that you could inadvertently overhear in certain situations, and immediately wish you hadn't. Here are some of the teams' suggestions, along with some of my suggestions. If you have any ideas you would like included, please e-mail me here, and I will add the best ones (with full credit to you of course)

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Medical Treatment

I'm starving. Do you think he'd miss a kidney? Wolverhampton
19 Nov 2001
Is this one circumcision or castration? I can never remember the difference Wolverhampton
19 Nov 2001
Ah, doctor, I believe you know Damien Hirst Wolverhampton
19 Nov 2001
That shouldn't come off, should it?? Wolverhampton
19 Nov 2001
Please don't make me laugh - this is very sharp Wolverhampton
19 Nov 2001
Did anyone bring the fava beans & chianti? Wolverhampton
19 Nov 2001
Anæsthetic! I knew we'd forgotten something! Wolverhampton
19 Nov 2001
There we are - a perfect 36DD as requested...though God knows how he's going to get his trousers on! Wolverhampton
19 Nov 2001
No. I definitely said 'Prick his boil' Wolverhampton
19 Nov 2001
Well, if he survives, he'll sue us Wolverhampton
19 Nov 2001
[ I know the car keys are in there somewhere - just have a good rummage Not broadcast] Wolverhampton
19 Nov 2001
[ Morning everyone. 'Erewego, 'Erewego, 'Erewego! Not broadcast] Wolverhampton
19 Nov 2001
[ Zey vill never zink of looking for ze jewels in here Not broadcast] Wolverhampton
19 Nov 2001
[ Scissors...incisors...scalpel...Radio Times...Travel Scrabble...passport...lilo... Not broadcast] Wolverhampton
19 Nov 2001
[ Oh, his hand's come off in mine! Not broadcast] Wolverhampton
19 Nov 2001
[ No nurse, I said tuck him up Not broadcast] Wolverhampton
19 Nov 2001
[ No wonder they call you Shakin' Stevens Not broadcast] Wolverhampton
19 Nov 2001
[ Is that the time? Okay, we'll do half today and half tomorrow Not broadcast] Wolverhampton
19 Nov 2001
[ Come back with that Rex! - Bad dog! Not broadcast] Wolverhampton
19 Nov 2001
[ No he's not pleased to see us - that's just where I left the swiss roll Not broadcast] Wolverhampton
19 Nov 2001
[ Oh great! Now you tell me it's not the appendix job! Not broadcast] Wolverhampton
19 Nov 2001
[ Stitch him up? I've only ever stitched a Mother's Day card Not broadcast] Wolverhampton
19 Nov 2001
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