The ISIHAC
Business Slogans Page

Last Updated
04 Jul 2005

On the BBC Radio 4 show I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue, one of the rounds includes suggestions for slogans and mottos likely to be adopted by certain societies, businesses, governments or other organizations. Here are some of the teams' suggestions, along with some of my suggestions. If you have any ideas you would like included, please e-mail me here, and I will add the best ones (with full credit to you of course)

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Allied Carpets: Fifty years of closing down sales! Basingstoke
06 Dec 2004
[ The Sock Mending Society: Who Darns Wins Not broadcast] Basingstoke
06 Dec 2004
[ The Naturists' Society: Who Bares Wins Not broadcast] Basingstoke
06 Dec 2004
[ United Kingdom Independence Party: UKIP While We Speak Not broadcast] Basingstoke
06 Dec 2004
Guild Of Plate Glass Shop Window Removers: We Take Great Pains... Basingstoke
06 Dec 2004
The Amputation Society: Go To Work On A Leg Basingstoke
06 Dec 2004
Association of Norfolk Bakers: 200 Years In Bread Basingstoke
06 Dec 2004
Big Brother: Who Cares Who Wins? Basingstoke
06 Dec 2004
The Kamikaze Club: We Missed Basingstoke
06 Dec 2004
IKEA: (I'm sorry, you're going to have to put your own slogan together) Basingstoke
06 Dec 2004
Basingstoke: Gateway To Reading Basingstoke
06 Dec 2004
Retired Mariners Of France: in English: To the sea, this is the time - in French: A L'eau. C'est L'heure Basingstoke
06 Dec 2004
The Society Of Mime Artists: Basingstoke
06 Dec 2004
The House Of Lords: May Contain Nuts Basingstoke
06 Dec 2004
British Telecom: Putting You On Hold Basingstoke
06 Dec 2004
[ The Builders' Association: (The motto may pop round on Tuesday) Not broadcast] Basingstoke
06 Dec 2004
[ The Lap Dancing Association: Keeping Lap Culture Alive Not broadcast] Basingstoke
06 Dec 2004
[ The Amnesiacs' Society: What Motto? Not broadcast] Basingstoke
06 Dec 2004
[ The Fishmongers' Association: The Eels Are Alive Not broadcast] Basingstoke
06 Dec 2004
[ The Tory Party: All Things Trite And Dutiful Not broadcast] Basingstoke
06 Dec 2004
[ You And Yours: I Can't Believe It's Not Better Not broadcast] Basingstoke
06 Dec 2004
[ The Carphone Warehouse: We Don't Sell Carphones Not broadcast] Basingstoke
06 Dec 2004
[ The Lada Drivers' Club: See You Later Not broadcast] Basingstoke
06 Dec 2004
The Procrastination Society: 100 Years Without A Motto Basingstoke
06 Dec 2004
The online auction setup for glue, called: E-Bay Gum Hull
20 Dec 2004
Gamblers Anonymous: Bet You Don't Know Who We Are! Hull
20 Dec 2004
The Shoemakers: Always Knowingly Undersoled Hull
20 Dec 2004
Virgin Trains: This motto has been withdrawn, due to it being the wrong kind of motto Hull
20 Dec 2004
The Association Of Plagiarists: Who Dares, Wins Hull
20 Dec 2004
The Association Of Pedicurists: I Came, I Saw, I Corn Cured Hull
20 Dec 2004
The personal motto of Jeffrey Archer: A Friend In Need Is A Potential Alibi Hull
20 Dec 2004
The Literal Society: We Are The Literal Society Hull
20 Dec 2004
The Jehovah's Witnesses: When One Door Closes, So Do All The Others Hull
20 Dec 2004
The Car Mechanic's Club: Piston Broke? We Can Help Hull
20 Dec 2004
U.K.I.P.: If In Doubt, Hit A Frenchman Hull
20 Dec 2004
The famous Jamaican-Italian Food Drive-Through Association: Rasta-Pasta-Faster Hull
20 Dec 2004
The Oxford English Dictionary: Precision Is Our Wossname Hull
20 Dec 2004
David Beckham's brain surgeon: Mind The Gap Hull
20 Dec 2004
Hitchcock Trusses: Masters Of Suspense Hull
20 Dec 2004
The Anger Management Club: Don't Get Us Started! Oxford
04 Jul 2005
[ The Coward's Society: We Came, We Saw, Good Heavens is that the time? Not broadcast] Oxford
04 Jul 2005
The Hampshire Society: Better Safe Than Surrey Oxford
04 Jul 2005
The Turkey Breeders' Association: Norfolk & Good Oxford
04 Jul 2005
The Federation Of Life Support Machine Manufacturers: Tubes Help You Breathe More Easily Oxford
04 Jul 2005
[ The Guild Of Mini-Cab Drivers: Our Motto Will Be With You In Ten Minutes Not broadcast] Oxford
04 Jul 2005
[ The Amnesia Society: What Motto? Not broadcast] Oxford
04 Jul 2005
[ The Acronym Society: T.A.S. OK.? Not broadcast] Oxford
04 Jul 2005
The Pond Builders' Guild: May Contain Newts Oxford
04 Jul 2005
The Rod Stewart Ex-Wives Club: I Am Not A Number, I Am A Human Being Oxford
04 Jul 2005
[ The Tourette's Society: Join Us Or BZZZZZZ Off Not broadcast] Oxford
04 Jul 2005
The London Olympic Bid Committee: See You In Paris Oxford
04 Jul 2005
[ Langer's Bitter: The beer that begins where the others end up Not broadcast] Oxford
04 Jul 2005
The Society For The Reintroduction Of Victorian Values: The Car In Front Is A Horse Oxford
04 Jul 2005
[ The BBC Payment Department: Our Motto Is In The Post Not broadcast] Oxford
04 Jul 2005
[ The Funeral Directors' Association: A-Tisket, A-Tasket, We'll Get You In A Casket or Pay As You Urn Not broadcast] Oxford
04 Jul 2005
The Reincarnation Society: Same Chairman For 250 Years Oxford
04 Jul 2005
[Get a Myers comfortable bed - the bed that makes you proud every time you make it Not broadcast] Oxford
04 Jul 2005
[ The Society Of Norfolk Bakers: 100 Years In Bread Not broadcast] Oxford
04 Jul 2005
The Amalgamated Union Of Female Escort Users: I Liked Her So Much I Bought Her Company Oxford
04 Jul 2005
[ The Angling Tailors' Guild: We'll Put Your Flies Behind Your Lapels Not broadcast] Oxford
04 Jul 2005
[ The Oxford Bus Spotters' Club: You wait half an hour for a bus, and then 783 all come along at the same time Not broadcast] Oxford
04 Jul 2005
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