| Soup of the Day = The day was March 14th 1943. |
30 Aug 1986 |
| Dawn-picked Mushrooms = Dawn picked them, God knows when! |
30 Aug 1986 |
| Good evening, Sir. My name is André = My name is Neville, & I was born and raised in Catford. |
30 Aug 1986 |
| Chef's Special = No, he's not. |
30 Aug 1986 |
| Help yourself to as much salad as you like = We have tiny salad plates. |
30 Aug 1986 |
| Nestling in a bed of lettuce = The cockroaches are mating. |
30 Aug 1986 |
| Waitress service = That's her praying in the corner. |
30 Aug 1986 |
| Would you like a drink at the bar first? = Your table isn't ready, so please give us a lot of money while you're waiting for it. |
30 Aug 1986 |
| Which wine did you say Sir? = I'm going to pretend I didn't understand your French accent just to embarrass you in front of your friends. |
30 Aug 1986 |
| They never tell you that the Chef's speciality has had him bound over twice. |
30 Aug 1986 |
| Service is not included = Service is not included. |
30 Aug 1986 |
| Chef has asked me to say that he particularly recommends the turbot = If we don't shift that turbot by tonight, we will have to throw it out. |
30 Aug 1986 |
