Soup of the Day = The day was March 14th 1943. | 30 Aug 1986 |
Dawn-picked Mushrooms = Dawn picked them, God knows when! | 30 Aug 1986 |
Good evening, Sir. My name is André = My name is Neville, & I was born and raised in Catford. | 30 Aug 1986 |
Chef's Special = No, he's not. | 30 Aug 1986 |
Help yourself to as much salad as you like = We have tiny salad plates. | 30 Aug 1986 |
Nestling in a bed of lettuce = The cockroaches are mating. | 30 Aug 1986 |
Waitress service = That's her praying in the corner. | 30 Aug 1986 |
Would you like a drink at the bar first? = Your table isn't ready, so please give us a lot of money while you're waiting for it. | 30 Aug 1986 |
Which wine did you say Sir? = I'm going to pretend I didn't understand your French accent just to embarrass you in front of your friends. | 30 Aug 1986 |
They never tell you that the Chef's speciality has had him bound over twice. | 30 Aug 1986 |
Service is not included = Service is not included. | 30 Aug 1986 |
Chef has asked me to say that he particularly recommends the turbot = If we don't shift that turbot by tonight, we will have to throw it out. | 30 Aug 1986 |