The ISIHAC
Song Book Page

Last Updated
25 Jul 2008

On the BBC Radio 4 show I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue, one of the rounds includes suggestions for song titles that might appeal to certain sections of society - the Builders' Song Book etc. Here are some of the teams' suggestions, along with some of my suggestions. If you have any ideas you would like included, please e-mail me here, and I will add the best ones (with full credit to you of course)

Song Books:

Airline Pilots' Song Book	Anatomists' Song Book	Ancient Roman Song Book
Aristocrats' Song Book	Babies' & Toddlers' Song Book	Bakers' Song Book
Bankers' Song Book	Bathroom Song Book	Biblical Song Book
Bread Lovers' Song Book	Breakfast Song Book	Builders' Song Book
Butchers' Song Book	Car Mechanics' Song Book	Cat Lovers' Song Book
Cheesemongers' Song Book	Cheesy Song Book	Church Of England Song Book
Clothiers' Song Book	Cobblers' Song Book	Colds & 'Flu Song Book
Computer Programmers' Song Book	Conservative Party Song Book	Criminals' Song Book
Curry House Song Book	Daily Mail Song Book	Devil's Song Book
DIY Song Book	Doctors' Song Book	Dog Breeders' Song Book
Dog Fanciers' Song Book	Drinkers' Song Book	Electricians' Song Book
English Song Book	Entomologists' Song Book	Essex Song Book
Estate Agents' Song Book	Farmers' Song Book	Fishermen's Song Book
Fruiterers' Song Book	Funeral Directors' Song Book	Furniture Makers' Song Book
Gardeners' Song Book	Grammarians' Song Book	Grumpy Song Book
Hairdressers' Song Book	Hairy Person's Song Book	Hardware & D.I.Y Song Book
Highway Code Song Book	Hospital Patients' Song Book	I.T. Song Book
Ill Persons' Song Book	Indian Resturant Song Book	Lawyers' Song Book
Legal Song Book	Literary Song Book	Manly Song Book
Meat Eaters' Song Book	Menswear Song Book	Messy Song Book
Military Song Book	Milliners' Song Book	Motorists' Song Book
Naturists' Song Book	Newsagents' Song Book	Northern Irish Song Book
Ornithologists' Song Book	Overweight Song Book	Painters' Song Book
Parenting Song Book	Parliamentary Song Book	Pensioners' Song Book
Personalized Song Book	Pessimists' Song Book	Pest Controllers' Song Book
Pharmacists' Song Book	Pig Farmers' Song Book	Pirates' Song Book
Plumbers' Song Book	Policemen's Song Book	Postmen's Song Book
Primates' Song Book	Prisoners' Song Book	Recession Song Book
Religious Song Book	Royal Song Book	Russian Song Book
Scots' Song Book	Scottish Song Book	Seafood Song Book
Seaside Song Book	Sexed-Down Song Book	Shepherds' Song Book
Sick Persons' Song Book	Smokers' Song Book	Undertakers' Song Book
Underwear Song Book	Vegetable Song Book	Vegetarian Song Book
Weightwatchers' Song Book	Welsh Song Book	XXX Factor Song Book
Yorkshire Song Book	Zookeepers' Song Book

Airline Pilots' Song Book

Airline Coffee, Airline Tea	Southsea 25 May 1998
Boeing Crosby sings Seven, Seven-Four-Seven	Southsea 25 May 1998
Qantas-amera	Southsea 25 May 1998
Anthem for economy charters - Oo-ee, cheapy, cheapy, seats, seats	Southsea 25 May 1998
You put you Lufthansa in, your Lufthansa out	Southsea 25 May 1998
Al-Italia What You Fancy Does You Good	Southsea 25 May 1998
The Pink Panther theme - Pan-Am, Pan-Am, Pan-Am Pan-Am Pan-Am	Southsea 25 May 1998
Beethoven's Ode to Joystick	Southsea 25 May 1998
Stansted By Your Man	Southsea 25 May 1998
Kate Bush with her big hit - Heathrow, It's Me-O Cathay Pacific	Southsea 25 May 1998
Like A Virgin	Southsea 25 May 1998
Sabina Hard Days Night	Southsea 25 May 1998
The El-Al-ellujah Chorus	Southsea 25 May 1998

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Anatomists' Song Book

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Ancient Roman Song Book

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Aristocrats' Song Book

Our House Is A Very Very Very Big House	Dartford 31 May 2004
Pass The Duchess On The Left Hand Side	Dartford 31 May 2004
Yes I Am A Rich Man, With A Title Title Title Title Title Title Too	Dartford 31 May 2004
Play That Flunkey Music, You Boy	Dartford 31 May 2004
Standing On The Coronet, Watching All The Earls Go By	Dartford 31 May 2004
All I Need Is The Heir That You'll Breed	Dartford 31 May 2004
You Take The Highgrove, And I'll Take The Lowgrove	Dartford 31 May 2004
Take That, And Relight My Fire	Dartford 31 May 2004
Woburn, Woburn, Woburn	Dartford 31 May 2004
Yes, We Have No...Chins	Dartford 31 May 2004
Our House Is A Very Very Very Big House	ISIHAC 9, Side 3
Pass The Duchess On The Left Hand Side	ISIHAC 9, Side 3
Yes I Am A Rich Man, With A Title Title Title Title Title Title Too	ISIHAC 9, Side 3
Play That Flunkey Music, You Boy	ISIHAC 9, Side 3
Standing On The Coronet, Watching All The Earls Go By	ISIHAC 9, Side 3
All I Need Is The Heir That You'll Breed	ISIHAC 9, Side 3
You Take The Highgrove, And I'll Take The Lowgrove	ISIHAC 9, Side 3
Take That, And Relight My Fire	ISIHAC 9, Side 3
Woburn, Woburn, Woburn	ISIHAC 9, Side 3
Yes, We Have No...Chins	ISIHAC 9, Side 3

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Babies' & Toddlers' Song Book

It's My Potty And I'll Cry If I Want To	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
[ Nappy Days Are Here Again Not broadcast]	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
[ We'll Keep Some Talcum In The Hillside Not broadcast]	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
Knowing Pee, Knowing Poo, Euughh	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
[ Bib Over Troubled Gripe Water Not broadcast]	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
Oh Mein Papa (not you Mr. Blunkett)	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
[ Making Whoopsie Not broadcast]	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
[ Shake Your Bootee Not broadcast]	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
Sweets For My Sweet, Valium For My Mummy	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
[ How Much Is That Buggy In The Window? Not broadcast]	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
[ Where's That Teat Not broadcast]	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
[ Oklahoma! Are we there yet? Not broadcast]	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
It's All Over My Friend	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
[ Yes Sir, That's My Baby Not broadcast]	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
There's A Kind Of Rusk, All Over The Wall Tonight	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
[ Itsy-Bitsy Teeny-Weeny Yellow Polka Dot...Oh those aren't polka dots... Not broadcast]	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
[ Chicago. Are we nearly there yet? Not broadcast]	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
Voodoo Childminder	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
[ One, Two, Three O'Clock, Four O'Clock Feed Not broadcast]	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
[ Nappy Rash Is A Warm Bum Not broadcast]	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
[ Done A Dump. Done A Dump. Done Another Dump Not broadcast]	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
I Just Crawled To Say I Love You	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
I Call My Wind Maria	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
[ I've Got You, Bib Not broadcast]	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
Down At The Old Cow & Gate	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
[ New York. New York. Are we nearly there yet? Not broadcast]	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
Teats For Two	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
[ Mac The Midwife from The Preggers Opera Not broadcast]	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
Pampers Got A Brand New Bag	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
[ Wake Me Up Before You Goo-Goo Not broadcast]	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
[ There Once Was An Ugly Suckling Not broadcast]	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
[ I'm Gonna Wash That Jam Right Outta My Hair Not broadcast]	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
It's The Wrong Way To Tickle Mary	Derick King

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Bakers' Song Book

[ Lady In Bread Not broadcast]	Salford 28 Jun 2004
Once I Had A Secret Loaf	Salford 28 May 2004
[ Splish, Splash, I Was Taking A Bath Bun Not broadcast]	Salford 28 Jun 2004
Puff, The Magic Pastry	Salford 28 May 2004
Sitting On The Dock Of The Bagel	Salford 28 May 2004
[ Mouldy Old Dough Not broadcast]	Salford 28 Jun 2004
Give Pies A Chance	Salford 28 May 2004
Where Has All The Flour Gone?	Salford 28 May 2004
[ Where Has All The Flour Scone? Not broadcast]	Salford 28 Jun 2004
It's My Pastry, And I'll Cry If I Want To	Salford 28 May 2004
One, Slice, Three Times A Cut Loaf	Salford 28 May 2004
[ Papa's Got A Brand New Baguette Not broadcast]	Salford 28 Jun 2004
Chapatti Your Face	Salford 28 May 2004
[ You're The Bun That I Want Not broadcast]	Salford 28 Jun 2004
[ The Pie Rates Of Penzance Not broadcast]	Salford 28 Jun 2004
House Of The Rising Bun	Salford 28 May 2004
[ I've Got Plenty Of Muffin Not broadcast]	Salford 28 Jun 2004
[ Pretty Little Angel Cake Not broadcast]	Salford 28 Jun 2004
Brioche Over Troubled Wafer	Salford 28 May 2004
[ Town Without Pitta Not broadcast]	Salford 28 Jun 2004
[ Dough, A Deer... Not broadcast]	Salford 28 Jun 2004
[ Orpheus In The Ovenworld by Jacques Ovenbake Not broadcast]	Salford 28 Jun 2004
[ Many Rivers To Croissant Not broadcast]	Salford 28 Jun 2004
As Long As He Kneads Me	Salford 28 May 2004
Knocking On Oven's Door	Salford 28 May 2004
[ Cheesy Crust, Super Tart Not broadcast]	Salford 28 Jun 2004
[ Rolling, Rolling, Rolling Not broadcast]	Salford 28 Jun 2004
If I Had A Ham Roll, I'd Eat It In The Morning	Salford 28 May 2004
[ Raindrops Keep Falling On My Bread Not broadcast]	Salford 28 Jun 2004
Hold It, Flash, Bang , Wallop, What A Peach Tart	Salford 28 May 2004
[ Da Doo Ron Scone Not broadcast]	Salford 28 Jun 2004
[ Be-Bap-A-Lula Not broadcast]	Salford 28 Jun 2004
[ Down By The Wholemeal Stream Not broadcast]	Salford 28 Jun 2004
[ Living In The Pasty Not broadcast]	Salford 28 Jun 2004
[ Take A Little Piece Of My Tart Not broadcast]	Salford 28 Jun 2004
[ Don't Step On My Blue Suede Choux Pastry Not broadcast]	Salford 28 Jun 2004
Turnover Beethoven	Salford 28 May 2004
Granary, Granary, We Loaf You	Salford 28 May 2004
[ Hark The Herald Bagels Sing Not broadcast]	Salford 28 Jun 2004

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Bankers' Song Book

The Lady In Red	Kevin Hale
Send In The Crowns	Derick King
I Found My First Coin On Blueberry Hill	Derick King
Nobody Knows The Roubles I've Seen	Derick King
Three Coins In A Fountain	Derick King
Half A Sixpence	Derick King
Guinea-Guinea-Ossenfeffer-Katzanellen-Bogen-By-2-P	Kevin Hale

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Bathroom Song Book

Ah Bidets Are Here Again	Halifax 19 Jun 2006
I've Got You Under My Sink	Halifax 19 Jun 2006
Land Of Soap And Glory	Halifax 19 Jun 2006
You Flossed The Loving Feeling	Halifax 19 Jun 2006
Shave Your Missus For Me	Halifax 19 Jun 2006
Hold It! Flush, Bang, Wallop, What A Cistern!	Halifax 19 Jun 2006
I'll Be Your Long-Haired Loofah From Liverpool	Halifax 19 Jun 2006
[ Cisterns Are Doing It For Themselves Not broadcast]	Halifax 19 Jun 2006
Zip Up Your Doodah	Halifax 19 Jun 2006
[ Don't Sit Under The Lavatory Not broadcast]	Halifax 19 Jun 2006
[ Tiptoe Through The Toilets Not broadcast]	Halifax 19 Jun 2006
A Little Less Condensation	Halifax 19 Jun 2006
[ I Can See Clearly Now, The Steam Has Gone Not broadcast]	Halifax 19 Jun 2006
[ I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles Not broadcast]	Halifax 19 Jun 2006
[ Twist And Grout Not broadcast]	Halifax 19 Jun 2006
[ Shaving Grace Not broadcast]	Halifax 19 Jun 2006
[ Aerosole Mio Not broadcast]	Halifax 19 Jun 2006
[ Nailbrush City Limits Not broadcast]	Halifax 19 Jun 2006
[ Lift The Seat (to the tune of Ain't She Sweet) Not broadcast]	Halifax 19 Jun 2006
[ April Showers Not broadcast]	Halifax 19 Jun 2006
[ From Ajax To A King Not broadcast]	Halifax 19 Jun 2006
If I Said Your Had A Beautiful Bidet, Would You Hold It Against Me?	Halifax 19 Jun 2006
Unchained Melody by Loo Rolls	Halifax 19 Jun 2006
[ Tapestry Not broadcast]	Halifax 19 Jun 2006
[ Put The Seat Up Before You Go-Go Not broadcast]	Halifax 19 Jun 2006
[ It's Only Toilet Roll, But I Like It Not broadcast]	Halifax 19 Jun 2006
[ I Can't Tile Without You Not broadcast]	Halifax 19 Jun 2006
[ I'm A Pink Toothbrush...So Are You Not broadcast]	Halifax 19 Jun 2006

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Biblical Song Book

I'm Gonna Sit Right Down & Write Myself A Letter To The Corinthians	Richmond-Upon- Thames 22 Jun 1996
The Prodigal Son Has Got His Hat On	Richmond-Upon- Thames 22 Jun 1996
I Need A Hebrew	Richmond-Upon- Thames 22 Jun 1996
There'll be bluebirds, Jehovah, The white cliffs of Dover, Gomorrah, Just you wait & see	Richmond-Upon- Thames 22 Jun 1996
When They Begin To Beget	Richmond-Upon- Thames 22 Jun 1996
I'm Just A Girl That Can't Say Noah	Richmond-Upon- Thames 22 Jun 1996
I'm In The Mood For Liviticus	Richmond-Upon- Thames 22 Jun 1996
Epistle While You Work	Richmond-Upon- Thames 22 Jun 1996
Down At The Old Burning Bush	Richmond-Upon- Thames 22 Jun 1996
Zebedee-Six Trombones	Richmond-Upon- Thames 22 Jun 1996
Methuselah Walked In The Joint	Kevin Hale

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Bread Lovers' Song Book

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Breakfast Song Book

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Builders' Song Book

Karma, Karma, Karma, Karma, Come on, who's done this then?	York 08 Nov 1999
A Hard Rain's Gonna Fall, but we'll put a bit of tarpaulin over it & it should be alright in a couple of days	York 08 Nov 1999
I've Got You Under My Skip	York 08 Nov 1999
Tomorrow, Tomorrow, I'll Be There, Tomorrow	York 08 Nov 1999
I'ts My Bottom, & I'll Show It If I Want To	York 08 Nov 1999
Whip Crack Away, or just leave it hanging out of your trousers	York 08 Nov 1999
I Left My Hod In San Fransisco	York 08 Nov 1999
Concrete & Clay, or Sand & Cement - the remix	York 08 Nov 1999
Return To Render	York 08 Nov 1999
Making Good Is Hard To Do	York 08 Nov 1999
The First Quote Is The Cheapest	York 08 Nov 1999
What's Another Year?	York 08 Nov 1999
Tea For Two, well for all of us actually. Could you make it very strong?	York 08 Nov 1999
Nobody Knows The Trowels I've Seen	York 08 Nov 1999

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Butchers' Song Book

Gristle While You Work	Liverpool 16 Nov 1996
The German WW2 butcher's song - Veal Meat Again	Liverpool 16 Nov 1996
Never Mind The Bullocks...It's The Sex Pistols	Liverpool 16 Nov 1996
Someday My Mince Will Come	Liverpool 16 Nov 1996
When I-Rissoles Are Smiling	Liverpool 16 Nov 1996
I Got Plenty O'Mutton from Porky & Bess	Liverpool 16 Nov 1996
New Pork, New Pork, So Good They Ate It Twice!	Liverpool 16 Nov 1996
A Hong Kong song - How Much Is That Doggy In The Window?	Liverpool 16 Nov 1996
The Best of Abba-toir	Liverpool 16 Nov 1996
There'll Never Be Another Ewe	Liverpool 16 Nov 1996
Back In The Saddle Of Lamb sung by Meatloaf - The Artist Formerly Known As Mince	Liverpool 16 Nov 1996
From Rasher With Love	Liverpool 16 Nov 1996
Fillets	Liverpool 16 Nov 1996
Kidneys Up Mother Brown	Liverpool 16 Nov 1996
Sirloin, It's Been Good To Knaw You	Liverpool 16 Nov 1996
Down At The Old Bull & Butcher's	Kevin Hale
[ Some Day My Mince Will Come Not broadcast]	Peterborough 10 Dec 2007
[ There Once Was Some Ugly Crackling Not broadcast]	Peterborough 10 Dec 2007
[ The Beatles' classic I Wanna Hold Your Ham Not broadcast]	Peterborough 10 Dec 2007
[ Love Me Tenderloin Not broadcast]	Peterborough 10 Dec 2007
[ Mutton Up Your Overcoat Not broadcast]	Peterborough 10 Dec 2007
[ Veal Meat Again Not broadcast]	Peterborough 10 Dec 2007
Hold it! Flash, bang wallop, what a pork chop...	Peterborough 10 Dec 2007
[ Hold it! Flesh, bang, scallop, what a butcher... Not broadcast]	Peterborough 10 Dec 2007
...what a butcher, what a bit of calf.	Peterborough 10 Dec 2007
[ I've Got Plenty Of Mutton Not broadcast]	Peterborough 10 Dec 2007
[ Liver Come Back To Me Not broadcast]	Peterborough 10 Dec 2007
[ This Time It's For Veal Not broadcast]	Peterborough 10 Dec 2007
Goodbye Mr Chipolatas	Peterborough 10 Dec 2007
From Mary Poppins Force Feed The Birds	Peterborough 10 Dec 2007
[ How could you believe me whan I said I loved you, When you know I've been a butcher all my life? Not broadcast]	Peterborough 10 Dec 2007
Giblets Keep Falling On My Head	Peterborough 10 Dec 2007
[ My Sweetmeats Lord Not broadcast]	Peterborough 10 Dec 2007
A big Osmond hit in Korea Puppy Love	Peterborough 10 Dec 2007
Sausage In A Bottle	Peterborough 10 Dec 2007
[ Scragtime Cow Heel Joe Not broadcast]	Peterborough 10 Dec 2007
Another big Osmond hit in France Tasty Horses	Peterborough 10 Dec 2007
[ The theme from Sea Brisket Not broadcast]	Peterborough 10 Dec 2007
[ Chitterling A Bang Bang Not broadcast]	Peterborough 10 Dec 2007
[ The Yellow Roast Of Texas Not broadcast]	Peterborough 10 Dec 2007
Bring Your Sweetbreads A Little Closer To The Phone	Peterborough 10 Dec 2007
The Muslim music hall classic Halal, Halal, Who's Your Lady Friend?	Peterborough 10 Dec 2007
[ The wartime classic I Haven't Said Thanks For The Lovely Scrag End Not broadcast]	Peterborough 10 Dec 2007

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Car Mechanics' Song Book

I'm Gonna Sit Right Down & Drain My Carburettor	Hackney 18 Nov 1995
I Wanna Hold Your Crankshaft	Hackney 18 Nov 1995
When They Begin The Big End	Hackney 18 Nov 1995
Nissan Dorma	Hackney 18 Nov 1995
The Hokey-Chokey	Hackney 18 Nov 1995
Daewoo, Daewoo, Daylight Come & Me Wanna Go Home	Hackney 18 Nov 1995
Your The Lada, Your The Lada That I Want	Hackney 18 Nov 1995
When The Reliant Robin Comes Bob-Bob-Bobbing Along	Hackney 18 Nov 1995
Audi You Like Your Eggs In The Morning	Hackney 18 Nov 1995
Carburettor Burana	Hackney 18 Nov 1995
Hit The Road, Jack	Hackney 18 Nov 1995
My Bonnet Lies Over The Ocean	Hackney 18 Nov 1995

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Cat Lovers' Song Book

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Cheesemongers' Song Book

Dairylea We Roll Along	Brighton 28 Nov 2005
[ Every Little Brie Seems To Whisper Louise Not broadcast]	Brighton 28 Nov 2005
[ Rocquefort And Roll Music Not broadcast]	Brighton 28 Nov 2005
[ Gouda Vibrations Not broadcast]	Brighton 28 Nov 2005
[ Gouda You Solve A Problem Like Maria? Not broadcast]	Brighton 28 Nov 2005
[ The Theme From Edambusters Not broadcast]	Brighton 28 Nov 2005
[ Welsh Rabbit Rabbit Rabbit by Cheese & Dave Not broadcast]	Brighton 28 Nov 2005
[ Blue Is The Colour, Danish Is The Name by Mozarella Fitzgerald Not broadcast]	Brighton 28 Nov 2005
[ You Stilton Me Crazy After All These Years Not broadcast]	Brighton 28 Nov 2005
Cheese Release Me	Brighton 28 Nov 2005
Simon Smith & His Amazing Camembert	Brighton 28 Nov 2005
[ Cheshire Jealous Guy Not broadcast]	Brighton 28 Nov 2005
Madame Butter	Brighton 28 Nov 2005
Bridge Over Double Gloucester	Brighton 28 Nov 2005
Supercaloriefromagebiscuitsespeciallywithtoasties	Brighton 28 Nov 2005
[ Don't Get A Rind Much Any More Not broadcast]	Brighton 28 Nov 2005
The Ride Of The Vashkiries	Brighton 28 Nov 2005
Gorgonzola, She Was A Dancer	Brighton 28 Nov 2005
St Ivel Survive	Brighton 28 Nov 2005
[ Whole Ricotta Shaking Going On by Germaine Brier Not broadcast]	Brighton 28 Nov 2005
Que cheddar cheddar, Whatever will brie will brie, The fetta's not ours to see, Que cheddar cheddar	Brighton 28 Nov 2005
[ Rocquefort Around The Clock Not broadcast]	Brighton 28 Nov 2005
[ Three Little Kurds Not broadcast]	Brighton 28 Nov 2005
[ Leicester Dance Not broadcast]	Brighton 28 Nov 2005
[ Cheshire Song At Twilight Not broadcast]	Brighton 28 Nov 2005
[ In The Blue Veined Stilton Of Virginia Not broadcast]	Brighton 28 Nov 2005
[ A Fondue Farewell Not broadcast]	Brighton 28 Nov 2005
[ Mares eat oats and does eat oats, and little lambs St Ivel Not broadcast]	Brighton 28 Nov 2005
[ Wensleydale I Love, Or It Could Be Cheddar Not broadcast]	Brighton 28 Nov 2005
[ Cheese The Devil In Disgiuse Not broadcast]	Brighton 28 Nov 2005
[ My Old Dutch Not broadcast]	Brighton 28 Nov 2005
[ June Is Boursin Out All Over Not broadcast]	Brighton 28 Nov 2005
[ Maggie's Farmhouse Cheddar Not broadcast]	Brighton 28 Nov 2005

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Cheesy Song Book

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Church Of England Song Book

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Clothiers' Song Book

The Trolley Song

Kevin Hale

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Cobblers' Song Book

David Soul sings Peggy Shoe	Brighton 21 Jun 1997
Flip-Flops Keep Falling On My Head	Brighton 21 Jun 1997
Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls of Feet	Brighton 21 Jun 1997
High-Heel, High-Heel, It's Off to Work in Deal	Brighton 21 Jun 1997
Tomorrow, Tomorrow, They'll be Ready, Tomorrow	Brighton 21 Jun 1997
The Last Waltz	Brighton 21 Jun 1997
The Shifting, Whispering Sandals	Brighton 21 Jun 1997
Nike and Day, You Are Size One	Brighton 21 Jun 1997
Some Day My Plimsoll Come	Brighton 21 Jun 1997
How Much is that Hush Puppy in the Window?	Brighton 21 Jun 1997
Super Calf-Skin, Side Elastic, Stretchy Warm Galoshes	Brighton 21 Jun 1997
Corn Free	Brighton 21 Jun 1997
Odour-Eater, Odour-Eater, Men Have Named You	Brighton 21 Jun 1997
Just a Tongue at Twilight	Brighton 21 Jun 1997
These Foolish Thongs Remind Me of Shoe	Brighton 21 Jun 1997

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Colds & 'Flu Song Book

My Love Is Like A Red Red Nose	Birmingham 05 Jun 2006
She Wore An Itsy-Bitsy Teeny-Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini, So She Brought On Herself Really...	Birmingham 05 Jun 2006
Catarrh Man	Birmingham 05 Jun 2006
I Will Survive	Birmingham 05 Jun 2006
Put Your Lemsip A Little Closer To The Phone	Birmingham 05 Jun 2006
Superchillyfragilegastricmustbehalitosious	Birmingham 05 Jun 2006
Greensleeves	Birmingham 05 Jun 2006
Colonel Bogey	Birmingham 05 Jun 2006
Eternal Phlegm	Birmingham 05 Jun 2006
The Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of Mucus	Birmingham 05 Jun 2006
Let's Face The Mucus And Dance	Birmingham 05 Jun 2006
Thank You For The Mucus	Birmingham 05 Jun 2006
Sneeze Up Mother Brown	Birmingham 05 Jun 2006
It's Snot Unusual	Birmingham 05 Jun 2006
While My Catarrh Gently Weeps	Birmingham 05 Jun 2006
I'm A Pink Toothbrush, You're A Ticklish Cough	Birmingham 05 Jun 2006
One for Avian 'Flu When The Red-Red Robin, Comes Bob-Bob-Bobbing Along, SHOOT IT!	Birmingham 05 Jun 2006
Chatanooga Atchoo! Atchoo!	Kevin Hale

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Computer Programmers' Song Book

The Mouse of the Rising Sun	Bath 14 Jun 1997
Qwerty, Qwerty, Chip, Chip	Bath 14 Jun 1997
With Love From V.D.U.	Bath 14 Jun 1997
I.B.M. for Every Drop of Rain That Falls	Bath 14 Jun 1997
Thanks for the 38k Random Access Memory	Bath 14 Jun 1997
Floppy Disks Are Here Again	Bath 14 Jun 1997
When I'm Cleaning Windows	Bath 14 Jun 1997
Da Doo ROM ROM	Bath 14 Jun 1997
The Derby RAM	Bath 14 Jun 1997
Another One Megabytes The Dust	Bath 14 Jun 1997
Please Release Key	Bath 14 Jun 1997
I'm Forever Blowing Bubblejets	Bath 14 Jun 1997
Tulips From Amstradam	Bath 14 Jun 1997
Surfing In The Way She Walks	Bath 14 Jun 1997
Our Mouse is a Very Very Very Nice Mouse sung by Mouse Mat Munro	Bath 14 Jun 1997
Internet The Arches	Bath 14 Jun 1997
Someday My Printer Will Work	Bath 14 Jun 1997
CD Roms & MS-Dos and Little Lambs Eat Ivy	Bath 14 Jun 1997
Superhighwayfractalisticapplemacintosis	Bath 14 Jun 1997
The Nerdy Song
IT For Two
CD writer, see what you have done	John Dunsterville
I got my Mobile workin', but it just don't work on you	John Dunsterville

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Conservative Party Song Book

It's My Party And I'll Cry If I Want To	Malvern 18 Nov 2002
Bring Back Those Lazy, Crazy, Hazy Days Of Gummer	Malvern 18 Nov 2002
The anti-Europeans sing I fought Delours, and Delours won	Malvern 18 Nov 2002
On a bank by a river, a little blue tit cries Portillo, Portillo, Portillo	Malvern 18 Nov 2002
Chas'n'Dave's songs - Tebbit, Tebbit, Tebbit and their other one Archa!	Malvern 18 Nov 2002
Ob-La-Di, Do-Wah-Diddy-Diddy-Dum-Diddy-Do, Boom-Bang-A-Bang Boom-Bang-A-Bang - in fact any of the major speeches by Michael Howard	Malvern 18 Nov 2002
The Blue Rinse Matrons Of Virginia Water	Malvern 18 Nov 2002
Curry With The Winge On Top	Malvern 18 Nov 2002
Douglas Hurd It Through The Grapevine	Malvern 18 Nov 2002
I Gotta Brand New Common Agricultural Policy	Malvern 18 Nov 2002

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Criminals' Song Book

Parole Over Beethoven	Newcastle 22 Nov 1997
Who Were You With Last Night?	Newcastle 22 Nov 1997
'Ello, 'Ello, 'Ello, Who's Your Shady Friend?	Newcastle 22 Nov 1997
Wouldn't It Be Robbery?	Newcastle 22 Nov 1997
The Autumn Thieves Drift Past My Window by The Swindle Singers	Newcastle 22 Nov 1997
Cat-Burglar Stevens with Morning Has Been Broken Into	Newcastle 22 Nov 1997
Smash, Grab, Wallop What A Picture by Tommy Steal, accompanied by Colin Cell	Newcastle 22 Nov 1997
Twenty Tiny Fingers by the artist formerly known as Prints	Newcastle 22 Nov 1997
They Call the Van Mariah from Paint Your Wagon & Change the Number Plates	Newcastle 22 Nov 1997
SuperintendentTellsOldLagHisAlibi'sAtrocious	Newcastle 22 Nov 1997
Please Release Me	Newcastle 22 Nov 1997
Manfred Manslaughter with Blinded By The Light on the Top of the Police Car	Newcastle 22 Nov 1997
I Dismember You	Newcastle 22 Nov 1997
I'm Gonna Cosh That Man Right Outta My Hair	Newcastle 22 Nov 1997
I'm Too Sexy For My Cell by Right Said Fraud	Newcastle 22 Nov 1997
The theme from You've Been Framed
Safe Blowin' In The Wind by Bob Villain
Don't Go Breaking & Entering
Ram-a-raid-a-ding-dong
Here Comes The Bribe
Rock Around The Dock

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Curry House Song Book

Rock Around The Flock Wallpaper	Bristol 22 May 2006
[ Chapati's Over Not broadcast]	Bristol 22 May 2006
[ If You New Delhi Like I New Delhi Not broadcast]	Bristol 22 May 2006
[ Poppadum Preach Not broadcast]	Bristol 22 May 2006
[ Biryani Get Your Gun Not broadcast]	Bristol 22 May 2006
[ Balti For Two Not broadcast]	Bristol 22 May 2006
[ Cumin To The Garden, Maud Not broadcast]	Bristol 22 May 2006
[ Flash, Bang, Wallop, What A Tikka Not broadcast]	Bristol 22 May 2006
[ Knocking On Heaven's Tandoori Not broadcast]	Bristol 22 May 2006
[ Hello, Delhi Not broadcast]	Bristol 22 May 2006
[ Sweet Curryline Not broadcast]	Bristol 22 May 2006
[ The Sari With A Fringe On Top Not broadcast]	Bristol 22 May 2006
[ Mulligatawny Of Kintyre Not broadcast]	Bristol 22 May 2006
[ Vindaloo Sunset Not broadcast]	Bristol 22 May 2006
The Curry With The Fringe On Top	Bristol 22 May 2006
[ My Poppadum Told Me Not broadcast]	Bristol 22 May 2006
[ Dhoti Dancing Not broadcast]	Bristol 22 May 2006
The Funky Chicken Tikka Masala	Bristol 22 May 2006
Let's Face The Music And Dansak	Bristol 22 May 2006
[ Korma Chameleon Not broadcast]	Bristol 22 May 2006
I Don't Need Onion Bhaji, I Just Needs Some Bhaji To Love	Bristol 22 May 2006
Move Over Dahl	Bristol 22 May 2006
[ You Put Your Chutney In, Your Chutney Out... Not broadcast]	Bristol 22 May 2006
[ Go Man, Go, Chutney Not broadcast]	Bristol 22 May 2006
Tie Me Vindaloo Down, Sport	Bristol 22 May 2006
Girlfriend In A Korma	Bristol 22 May 2006
[ Green Pepperback Writer Not broadcast]	Bristol 22 May 2006
Blowing In The Wind	Bristol 22 May 2006
Ring Of Fire	Bristol 22 May 2006
[ Poppadum, Poppadum, Poppadum-dum-dum Not broadcast]	Bristol 22 May 2006
[ Tandoori-Me-Fah-So-Lah-Te-Do Not broadcast]	Bristol 22 May 2006
How Much Is That Doggy In The Vindaloo?	Bristol 22 May 2006
Stand And Deliver Within A Two Mile Radius	Bristol 22 May 2006
[ Hey There, Bhaji Girl Not broadcast]	Bristol 22 May 2006
Stand By Your Nan	Bristol 22 May 2006
[ Take Away In A Manger Not broadcast]	Bristol 22 May 2006
Pilau Talk	Bristol 22 May 2006
[ Anything by The Bombay City Rollers Not broadcast]	Bristol 22 May 2006
I'm A Pink Toothbrush, You're A King Prawn Biryani	Bristol 22 May 2006
[ Stand By Your Mango Chutney Not broadcast]	Bristol 22 May 2006
[ Prawn Free Not broadcast]	Bristol 22 May 2006
[ {???unreadable} Mango Chutney Not broadcast]	Bristol 22 May 2006
[ Mumbai-bai Love Not broadcast]	Bristol 22 May 2006
[ Hey, Mr Tambourine Mango Chutney Not broadcast]	Bristol 22 May 2006
[ The theme tune from Some Like It Hot Not broadcast]	Bristol 22 May 2006

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Daily Mail Song Book

You Are The Sunshine Of My Life...Ma'am	Basingtoke 06 Dec 2004
[ Land Of Hopeful Tories Not broadcast]	Basingtoke 06 Dec 2004
[ Who Do You Think You Are Kidding Mr Schroeder? Not broadcast]	Basingtoke 06 Dec 2004
String 'Em Up Before You Go-Go	Basingtoke 06 Dec 2004
Please Don't Read The Guardian, Maud	Basingtoke 06 Dec 2004
[ Simon Heffer And His Amazing Dancing Rage Not broadcast]	Basingtoke 06 Dec 2004
Who Let The Frogs In?	Basingtoke 06 Dec 2004
Hold It, Fox Ban, Gallop, What A Picture	Basingtoke 06 Dec 2004
Hanging On The Telephone...Is Too Good For Them, Frankly	Basingtoke 06 Dec 2004
You're The One That I Want...Ma'am	Basingtoke 06 Dec 2004
Cherie, Cherie Baby, Why Don't You Stay Out Of Sight	Basingtoke 06 Dec 2004
Gilly-Gilly Simon Heffer Catching All The Bogus Asylum Seekers By-The-Sea	Basingtoke 06 Dec 2004
Strangers In The Night, Feel Free To Shoot Them	Basingtoke 06 Dec 2004
I Can't Stop Loving You...Ma'am	Basingtoke 06 Dec 2004
[ Knees Up Mr Brown Not broadcast]	Basingtoke 06 Dec 2004
[ I've Grown Accustomed To Base Rates Not broadcast]	Basingtoke 06 Dec 2004
[ Working On A Chain Gang...Is Too Good For Them, Frankly Not broadcast]	Basingtoke 06 Dec 2004
[ Hey, You, Get Offa Our Cloud Not broadcast]	Basingtoke 06 Dec 2004
[ {??? unreadable} Is Too Good For Them, Frankly Not broadcast]	Basingtoke 06 Dec 2004
[ You Say Asylum Seeker, We Say Illegal Immigrant. You Say Paediatrician, We Say Paedophile Not broadcast]	Basingtoke 06 Dec 2004
[ Surrey With The Booze Binge On Top Not broadcast]	Basingtoke 06 Dec 2004
[ We've Found Another Love-Rat Not broadcast]	Basingtoke 06 Dec 2004
[ The Times They Are-A Changing...But Not For The Better, Frankly Not broadcast]	Basingtoke 06 Dec 2004
[ House Of The Rising Price Not broadcast]	Basingtoke 06 Dec 2004
[ Loony Left Too {??? unreadable} Not broadcast]	Basingtoke 06 Dec 2004
[ Waterhouse, Waterhouse, What A Waterhouse Not broadcast]	Basingtoke 06 Dec 2004
[ Pensions From Heaven Not broadcast]	Basingtoke 06 Dec 2004
Wishin', And Hangin', And Floggin', And Taggin'	Basingtoke 06 Dec 2004
Walk-In Bath To Happiness	Basingtoke 06 Dec 2004
Ooh Aah Diddy Diddy Dum Diddy Doo...Ma'am	Basingtoke 06 Dec 2004
[ Midnight Train To Georgia...Left At Midnight Under Mussollini... Not broadcast]	Basingtoke 06 Dec 2004

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Devil's Song Book

[ Goodnight Hades Not broadcast]	Blackpool 02 Dec 2002
[ California Demon Not broadcast]	Blackpool 02 Dec 2002
I'm Satan On Top Of The World	Blackpool 02 Dec 2002
[ Nights In White Satan Not broadcast]	Blackpool 02 Dec 2002
Route 66-6	Blackpool 02 Dec 2002
Route Sixty-Styx	Blackpool 02 Dec 2002
I'm Forever Blowing Beelzebubbles	Blackpool 02 Dec 2002
I Saw Mummy Kissing Satan's Claus	Blackpool 02 Dec 2002
The Devil has all the best tunes - Cliff Richard's proved that	Blackpool 02 Dec 2002
[ Satan Doll Not broadcast]	Blackpool 02 Dec 2002
[ Lucifer In The Sky With Diamonds Not broadcast]	Blackpool 02 Dec 2002
[ George Michael with I Want Your Sects Not broadcast]	Blackpool 02 Dec 2002
[ Hell Young Lovers Not broadcast]	Blackpool 02 Dec 2002
Infernal Bogey	Blackpool 02 Dec 2002
Smack My Pitchfork	Blackpool 02 Dec 2002
I'm Horny, Horny Horny Horny	Blackpool 02 Dec 2002
[ Never Mind The Diabolics Not broadcast]	Blackpool 02 Dec 2002
[ Let It Beelzebub Not broadcast]	Blackpool 02 Dec 2002
[ Fool On The Hill by Earth, Wind, Fire & Brimstone Not broadcast]	Blackpool 02 Dec 2002
[ I Want Your Soul, Man Not broadcast]	Blackpool 02 Dec 2002
Your Tiny Hoof Is Cloven	Blackpool 02 Dec 2002
[ Do You Really Want To Curse Me Not broadcast]	Blackpool 02 Dec 2002
[ Stormy Nether Not broadcast]	Blackpool 02 Dec 2002
I'd Like A Virgin	Blackpool 02 Dec 2002
[ Anything by The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Of Darkness Not broadcast]	Blackpool 02 Dec 2002
[ That Old Black Mass Not broadcast]	Blackpool 02 Dec 2002
We All Live In A Yellow Subterrainean Pit Of Sulphur	Blackpool 02 Dec 2002
[ Catch A Fallen Angel Not broadcast]	Blackpool 02 Dec 2002
[ We Don't Have To Take Our Robes Off Not broadcast]	Blackpool 02 Dec 2002
[ Anything by The Temptations Not broadcast]	Blackpool 02 Dec 2002
[ Three Steps To Coven Not broadcast]	Blackpool 02 Dec 2002
[ I Wanna Scold Your Hand Not broadcast]	Blackpool 02 Dec 2002
[ Baby Won't You Light My Fire Not broadcast]	Blackpool 02 Dec 2002
The Archer's Theme (Tim's said this was just personal!)	Blackpool 02 Dec 2002

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DIY Song Book

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Doctors' Song Book

Knees Up, Mother Brown	Brighton 27 May 1995
Unchained Melody by Urethra Franklin	Brighton 27 May 1995
I'm Too Sexy For My Truss	Brighton 27 May 1995
Lipstick On Your Colon	Brighton 27 May 1995
Singing In The Brain	Brighton 27 May 1995
Hit the Prozac, & don't you come back no more.	Brighton 27 May 1995
Supositories A Jolly Good Fellow	Brighton 27 May 1995
Nursun Dorma	Brighton 27 May 1995
Coldfinger	Brighton 27 May 1995
Dr., No!	Brighton 27 May 1995
They Can't Take That Away From Me	Brighton 27 May 1995
Urine The Money	Brighton 27 May 1995
Yes Sir, That's My Baby	Brighton 27 May 1995
Rectum Said Fred	Brighton 27 May 1995
Hernia Rose I Bring You	Brighton 27 May 1995
I Want Some Diagnosis For A Blue Lady	Brighton 27 May 1995
Testes Song At Twilight	Brighton 27 May 1995
Oh I Do Like To Be Beside The Bedside	Brighton 27 May 1995
Knees Up, Mother Brown	ISIHAC 3, Side 3
Unchained Melody by Urethra Franklin	ISIHAC 3, Side 3
I'm Too Sexy For My Truss	ISIHAC 3, Side 3
Lipstick On Your Colon	ISIHAC 3, Side 3
Singing In The Brain	ISIHAC 3, Side 3
Hit the Prozac, & don't you come back no more.	ISIHAC 3, Side 3
Coldfinger	ISIHAC 3, Side 3
Dr., No!	ISIHAC 3, Side 3
They Can't Take That Away From Me	ISIHAC 3, Side 3
Urine The Money	ISIHAC 3, Side 3
Yes Sir, That's My Baby	ISIHAC 3, Side 3
Hernia Rose I Bring You	ISIHAC 3, Side 3
I Want Some Diagnosis For A Blue Lady	ISIHAC 3, Side 3
Testes Song At Twilight	ISIHAC 3, Side 3
Hay Fever España	Kevin Hale
Festerday	Derick King
Knees Up, Mother Brown	ISIHAC Classic Repeat 27 Apr 2008
Unchained Melody by Urethra Franklin	ISIHAC Classic Repeat 27 Apr 2008
I'm Too Sexy For My Truss	ISIHAC Classic Repeat 27 Apr 2008
Lipstick On Your Colon	ISIHAC Classic Repeat 27 Apr 2008
Singing In The Brain	ISIHAC Classic Repeat 27 Apr 2008
Hit the Prozac, & don't you come back no more.	ISIHAC Classic Repeat 27 Apr 2008
Supositories A Jolly Good Fellow	ISIHAC Classic Repeat 27 Apr 2008
Nursun Dorma	ISIHAC Classic Repeat 27 Apr 2008
Coldfinger	ISIHAC Classic Repeat 27 Apr 2008
Urine The Money	ISIHAC Classic Repeat 27 Apr 2008
Yes Sir, That's My Baby	ISIHAC Classic Repeat 27 Apr 2008
Rectum Said Fred	ISIHAC Classic Repeat 27 Apr 2008
Hernia Rose I Bring You	ISIHAC Classic Repeat 27 Apr 2008
I Want Some Diagnosis For A Blue Lady	ISIHAC Classic Repeat 27 Apr 2008
Testes Song At Twilight	ISIHAC Classic Repeat 27 Apr 2008
Oh I Do Like To Be Beside The Bedside	ISIHAC Classic Repeat 27 Apr 2008
Dr., No!	ISIHAC Classic Repeat 27 Apr 2008
They Can't Take That Away From Me	ISIHAC Classic Repeat 27 Apr 2008

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Dog Breeders' Song Book

All You Need Is Ruff	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
[ Nancy Sinatra with the classic These Boots Are Made For Walkies Not broadcast]	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
[ Chihuahua Boom-de-ay Not broadcast]	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
I'm A Daydream Retriever	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
I Wanna Hold You Hound, by The Beagles	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
Pekineasy Like Sunday Morning	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
My Old Man's A Doberman	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
Pit Bulls. Pit Bulls, Who Need Pit Bulls	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
[ Pit Bull Wizard Not broadcast]	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
I'm Peeing On A Lamppost At The Corner Of The Street	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
[ Good Collie, Miss Molly Not broadcast]	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
Shirley Bassett singing The Man With The Golden Retriever	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
The Miniature Schnauzer The Joint	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
If I Were A Bitch Man	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
[ Peggy Sue, Peggy Sue, Peggy Peggy Peggy Peggy My Shih Tzu, by The Pointer Sisters Not broadcast]	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
[ Cry Me A Rover Not broadcast]	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
I'm Gonna Sit Right Down And Breed Myself A Litter	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
[ Pardon Me Boy, Is That A Labrador Or Poodle? Not broadcast]	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
Airedaleweiss	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
Hold It! Flash! Bang! Wallop! What A Pincher	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
[ A Doggy Day In London Town Not broadcast]	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
Another One Bites The Dustman	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
A Whiter Shade Of Pal	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
[ With A Little Whelp From My Friends, by Joe Cocker Spaniel Not broadcast]	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
Pearl's A Springer	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
You're Sixteen, You're Beautiful, And We're Having You Put Down	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
[ While German Shepherds Watch Their Flocks By Night Not broadcast]	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
[ Viva Espaniel Not broadcast]	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
[ The First Mut Is The Cheapest Not broadcast]	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
[ Live And Let Die For The Queen Not broadcast]	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
[ Yankee Poodle Dandy Dinmont Not broadcast]	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
[ Hit The Road Jack Russell Not broadcast]	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
[ Little White Bulldog Not broadcast]	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
[ See What The Borzois In The Back Room Will Have Not broadcast]	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
[ Hey Chihua-Chihuahua Not broadcast]	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
[ Knock Knock Knocking On Labrador Not broadcast]	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
[ Anything from Corgi & Bess Not broadcast]	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
I Lift My Hind Leg Up, My Hind Leg Down...	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
Mastiff Men And Mastiff Cats And Dogs	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006

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Dog Fanciers' Song Book

If I Was a Bitch Man, Poodle-oodle-oodle-oodle-oodle-oodle-oodle-oodle-oo from Fiddler on the Woof	Northampton 30 Nov 1996
Pekinese-up Mother Brown	Northampton 30 Nov 1996
Daydream Retriever by The Mongrels	Northampton 30 Nov 1996
Dog-fanciers' favourite groups include: The Pointer Sisters, Vet Vet Vet and There's A Good Boy-zone	Northampton 30 Nov 1996
Making Whoopsie	Northampton 30 Nov 1996
Good Collie, Miss Molly	Northampton 30 Nov 1996
The Beagles Anthology including: Hey Chewed, Oh Mr Postman, Labrador Rigby, A Little Whelp From My Friends by Joe Cocker	Northampton 30 Nov 1996
Tom Bones singing My, My, My, Rottweiler	Northampton 30 Nov 1996
The Miniature-Schnauzer the Joint	Northampton 30 Nov 1996
Pit Bulls, People Who Need Pit Bulls	Northampton 30 Nov 1996
I'm Gonna Sit Right Down & Breed Myself a Setter	Northampton 30 Nov 1996
If I Was a Bitch Man, Poodle-oodle-oodle-oodle-oodle-oodle-oodle-oodle-oo from Fiddler on the Woof	ISIHAC 4, Side 2
Pekinese-up Mother Brown	ISIHAC 4, Side 2
Daydream Retriever by The Mongrels	ISIHAC 4, Side 2
Dog-fanciers' favourite groups include: The Pointer Sisters, Vet Vet Vet and There's A Good Boy-zone	ISIHAC 4, Side 2
Making Whoopsie	ISIHAC 4, Side 2
Good Collie, Miss Molly	ISIHAC 4, Side 2
The Beagles Anthology including: Hey Chewed, Oh Mr Postman, Labrador Rigby, A Little Whelp From My Friends by Joe Cocker	ISIHAC 4, Side 2
Tom Bones singing My, My, My, Rottweiler	ISIHAC 4, Side 2
The Miniature-Schnauzer the Joint	ISIHAC 4, Side 2
Pit Bulls, People Who Need Pit Bulls	ISIHAC 4, Side 2
I'm Gonna Sit Right Down & Breed Myself a Setter	ISIHAC 4, Side 2

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Drinkers' Song Book

Where Has All The Flowers Gone?	Kevin Hale
Guinness Sit Right Down & Write Myself A Letter	Kevin Hale

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Electricians' Song Book

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English Song Book

Tyne & Wear All Going On A Summer Holiday

Kevin Hale

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Entomologists' Song Book

Weevil Overcome	Buxton 09 Jun 2003
Be-Bop-A-Lula-A-Wasp-Bam-Boom	Buxton 09 Jun 2003
Tet-Tet-TseTse Good Fly	Buxton 09 Jun 2003
Norwegian Woodlouse	Buxton 09 Jun 2003
Where Did You Get That Gnat?	Buxton 09 Jun 2003
This 'Ole Louse sung by Gnat King Cole	Buxton 09 Jun 2003
Let There Be Larva from the Sergeant Pupa's Lonely Hearts Club Band album	Buxton 09 Jun 2003
Oh Mein Pupa by Eddie Calvert - the man with the golden hornet	Buxton 09 Jun 2003
A Sleepy Cucoon	Buxton 09 Jun 2003
My Old Man's A Dustmite sung by S-Grub 7	Buxton 09 Jun 2003
Don't Laugh At Me 'Cos I'm A...Wasp	Buxton 09 Jun 2003
Putting On The Nits	Buxton 09 Jun 2003
I'm In Love With A Wonderful...Wasp	Buxton 09 Jun 2003
What's It All About, Aphid?	Buxton 09 Jun 2003
Ride A Cockroach To Banbury Cross	Buxton 09 Jun 2003
Hey, You, Get Off-A-My...Wasp	Buxton 09 Jun 2003
Stick Insect On My Collar by Moth The Hoople	Buxton 09 Jun 2003
My Old Man Said Follow The...Wasp	Buxton 09 Jun 2003
Roamin' In The Glow-worm	Buxton 09 Jun 2003
I'm A Pink Toothbrush, You're A...Wasp	Buxton 09 Jun 2003
Wasp-Sting Matilda	Buxton 09 Jun 2003
Weevil Overcome	ISIHAC 8, Side 4
Be-Bop-A-Lula-A-Wasp-Bam-Boom	ISIHAC 8, Side 4
Tet-Tet-TseTse Good Fly	ISIHAC 8, Side 4
Norwegian Woodlouse	ISIHAC 8, Side 4
Where Did You Get That Gnat?	ISIHAC 8, Side 4
This 'Ole Louse sung by Gnat King Cole	ISIHAC 8, Side 4
Let There Be Larva from the Sergeant Pupa's Lonely Hearts Club Band album	ISIHAC 8, Side 4
Oh Mein Pupa by Eddie Calvert - the man with the golden hornet	ISIHAC 8, Side 4
A Sleepy Cucoon	ISIHAC 8, Side 4
My Old Man's A Dustmite sung by S-Grub 7	ISIHAC 8, Side 4
Don't Laugh At Me 'Cos I'm A...Wasp	ISIHAC 8, Side 4
Putting On The Nits	ISIHAC 8, Side 4
I'm In Love With A Wonderful...Wasp	ISIHAC 8, Side 4
What's It All About, Aphid?	ISIHAC 8, Side 4
Ride A Cockroach To Banbury Cross	ISIHAC 8, Side 4
Hey, You, Get Off-A-My...Wasp	ISIHAC 8, Side 4
Stick Insect On My Collar by Moth The Hoople	ISIHAC 8, Side 4
My Old Man Said Follow The...Wasp	ISIHAC 8, Side 4
Roamin' In The Glow-worm	ISIHAC 8, Side 4
I'm A Pink Toothbrush, You're A...Wasp	ISIHAC 8, Side 4
Wasp-Sting Matilda	ISIHAC 8, Side 4

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Essex Song Book

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Estate Agents' Song Book

House Of The Rising Damp	Hastings 17 Jun 2002
Detached, Flooded & Bemildewed	Hastings 17 Jun 2002
Gazumping Jack Flash	Hastings 17 Jun 2002
Maisonettes And Doesedettes And Little Lambs Eat Ivy	Hastings 17 Jun 2002
No Woman No Pets	Hastings 17 Jun 2002
How could you believe me when I told you it was lovely, when you know I've been a liar all my life	Hastings 17 Jun 2002
On a clear day, you can see St. Leonards	Hastings 17 Jun 2002
I saw a mouse...no you didn't	Hastings 17 Jun 2002
You can see clearly now lelandii's gone	Hastings 17 Jun 2002
Conveyance Away The Heartache	Hastings 17 Jun 2002
I-I-I-I-I-I-Charge You Very Much. I-I-I-I-I-Charge You Two Grand	Hastings & Kevin Hale 17 Jun 2002
Carmen Veranda	Hastings 17 Jun 2002
Prettysillyhousenheifercatsincellarbogen-by-the-Sea	Hastings 17 Jun 2002

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Farmers' Song Book

Cilla's greatest hit Set Aside Love	Windsor 04 Jun 1994
The old carol Silage Night	Windsor 04 Jun 1994
I Saw Three Sheep Come Sailing By	Windsor 04 Jun 1994
What Cow My Love?	Windsor 04 Jun 1994
Fertiser With An Ess, Not Fertilizer With A Zee	Windsor 04 Jun 1994
Barley High	Windsor 04 Jun 1994
I Wonder Who's Kissing Her Plough	Windsor 04 Jun 1994
Noel Cowherd with Some Hay I'll Bind You	Windsor 04 Jun 1994
Duck Be A Lady Tonight	Windsor 04 Jun 1994
Till	Windsor 04 Jun 1994
I Want To Wash That Manure Out Of My Hair	Windsor 04 Jun 1994
Mutton Up Your Overcoat	Windsor 04 Jun 1994
We're A Couple Of Swills	Windsor 04 Jun 1994
You're The Crops	Windsor 04 Jun 1994
Never Mind The Billhooks, It's The Sex Pistols	Kevin Hale
I'll Never Find Another Ewe	Kevin Hale
Hay, Chewed	Kevin Hale
Down At The Old Bull & Butcher's	Kevin Hale
Barn Free by Matt Mun-marrow	Derick King
Slurry Seems To Be The Harvest Word	Cardiff 25 Jun 2007
[ Set Aside, Love sung by Fertilzer Minelli Not broadcast]	Cardiff 25 Jun 2007
Who Do You Think You Are Kidding, Mr. Goat?	Cardiff 25 Jun 2007
[ After The Boar Was Over Not broadcast]	Cardiff 25 Jun 2007
[ The Sound Of Silage Not broadcast]	Cardiff 25 Jun 2007
[ Baa Baa Baa Baa Barbara-Ann Not broadcast]	Cardiff 25 Jun 2007
[ Baa He's Making Eyes At Me Not broadcast]	Cardiff 25 Jun 2007
[ Chirpy Chirpy Sheep Sheep Not broadcast]	Cardiff 25 Jun 2007
[ Maybe it's because I'm a Longhorner, That I love Longhorns so Not broadcast]	Cardiff 25 Jun 2007
[ You say goodbye, and I say harrow Not broadcast]	Cardiff 25 Jun 2007
On A Clear Day, You Can See Four Heifers	Cardiff 25 Jun 2007
[ What Cow My Love? Not broadcast]	Cardiff 25 Jun 2007
Can't Get You Out Of My Herd	Cardiff 25 Jun 2007
Just The Way OOh-Aargh	Cardiff 25 Jun 2007
[ Polly, Put The Cattle Out Not broadcast]	Cardiff 25 Jun 2007
[ Underneath The Archers Not broadcast]	Cardiff 25 Jun 2007
You Put Your Right Arm In, Your Right Arm Out...	Cardiff 25 Jun 2007
Bob Marley - We're Lambing	Cardiff 25 Jun 2007
[ Till Not broadcast]	Cardiff 25 Jun 2007
[ Sty Of The Tiger Not broadcast]	Cardiff 25 Jun 2007
[ The Wheat Goes On Not broadcast]	Cardiff 25 Jun 2007
That foot and mouth - the animals are suffering from terrible bad breath Supercattlegoballisticexpellinghalitosis	Cardiff 25 Jun 2007
Hay Jude	Cardiff 25 Jun 2007
[ That'll Be The Hay Where I Lie Not broadcast]	Cardiff 25 Jun 2007
[ Muck Spread A Little Happiness Not broadcast]	Cardiff 25 Jun 2007
[ I've Got Ewe Babe Not broadcast]	Cardiff 25 Jun 2007
[ There's A Hole In My Bucket, Of Fertilizer, Of Fertilizer Not broadcast]	Cardiff 25 Jun 2007
The Bee Gees Subsidy	Cardiff 25 Jun 2007
[ All The Chapel Bells Were Ringing...Dung Dung Dung Not broadcast]	Cardiff 25 Jun 2007
[ Hello Dolly The Sheep Not broadcast]	Cardiff 25 Jun 2007
Hey, You, Get Off My Land	Cardiff 25 Jun 2007
[ Blue Mooooooooooon Not broadcast]	Cardiff 25 Jun 2007
[ Mooooooon River Not broadcast]	Cardiff 25 Jun 2007
Wake Me Up Before You Hoe-Hoe	Cardiff 25 Jun 2007
[ Swing Low Sweet Haricot Not broadcast]	Cardiff 25 Jun 2007
[ Hen Of Harlech Not broadcast]	Cardiff 25 Jun 2007
Sheep May Be The Beauty Or The Beast	Cardiff 25 Jun 2007
[ The Flower Of Love Not broadcast]	Cardiff 25 Jun 2007
[ Corn To Be Wild Not broadcast]	Cardiff 25 Jun 2007
[ Barn To Be Wild Not broadcast]	Cardiff 25 Jun 2007
[ Rock Around The Cock Not broadcast]	Cardiff 25 Jun 2007
[ Petula Clark with Dungtown Not broadcast]	Cardiff 25 Jun 2007
[ Shake, Cattle & Foal Not broadcast]	Cardiff 25 Jun 2007
[ Back In The Ooh-S-S-Aargh Not broadcast]	Cardiff 25 Jun 2007
[ Goose Sorry Now? Not broadcast]	Cardiff 25 Jun 2007
[ The Tractors Of My Tears Not broadcast]	Cardiff 25 Jun 2007
[ Pig-piggery, pig-piggery, pig-pig for tea Not broadcast]	Cardiff 25 Jun 2007
[ {???unreadable} Don't Cry Not broadcast]	Cardiff 25 Jun 2007
[ Maggie Maize Not broadcast]	Cardiff 25 Jun 2007
[ The Very Snort Of You Not broadcast]	Cardiff 25 Jun 2007
It's Plough Or Never	Cardiff 25 Jun 2007
[ Born Free Range Not broadcast]	Cardiff 25 Jun 2007
Good Barley, Miss Marley	Cardiff 25 Jun 2007
The First Time Heifer I Saw Your Face	Cardiff 25 Jun 2007

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Fishermen's Song Book

Fish Finger by Shirley Bass	Radio Theatre 01 Jul 1995
Shark! The Herald Angelfish Sing	Radio Theatre 01 Jul 1995
A whole album of Sole music, sung by Pike & Tuna Turbot, Ray Charles & Little Pilchard	Radio Theatre 01 Jul 1995
Salmon Chanted Evening	Radio Theatre 01 Jul 1995
Stickleback Writer	Radio Theatre 01 Jul 1995
If I'd Known You Were Coming I'd Have Baked A Hake	Radio Theatre 01 Jul 1995
Why Are We Whiting?	Radio Theatre 01 Jul 1995
Prawn Free	Radio Theatre 01 Jul 1995
Sturgeon On The Corner, Watching All The Girls Go By	Radio Theatre 01 Jul 1995
I'm Leaning On A Lamprey...	Radio Theatre 01 Jul 1995
Rod Stewart singing Maggot May	Radio Theatre 01 Jul 1995
The theme from The Anchovy & The Ecstasy	Radio Theatre 01 Jul 1995
Girls Just Wanna Have Fins	Radio Theatre 01 Jul 1995
Nellie The Halibut Packed Her Trunk	Radio Theatre 01 Jul 1995
I Who Have Netting by Jacques Brill
Where Did You Get That Trout?
Happy Dace Are Here Again
We're All Going On A Summer Halibut
Three Steps To Herring
Kiss Me Skate
I Took My Carp To A Party
Message In A Bottle-Nosed Whale by Sting Ray
Cod Save Our Gracious Bream
How Much Is That Dogfish In The Window?
Bream Bream Bream
And The Bait Goes On
Whale Meat Again
Oh I Do Like To Be Beside The Cœlacanth
Hake, Rattle & Rollmops
Mullet Kintyre	Kevin Hale
Weir All Going On A Summer Holiday	Kevin Hale
Rock Skate The Kazbah by Dabness	Kevin Hale

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Fruiterers' Song Book

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Funeral Directors' Song Book

Hey, You, Get Off A My Shroud	London Palladium 14 Nov 2005
[ Champion The Wonder Hearse Not broadcast]	London Palladium 14 Nov 2005
[ A Tomb With A View by The Rolling Gravestones Not broadcast]	London Palladium 14 Nov 2005
[ Cadaver Naguila Not broadcast]	London Palladium 14 Nov 2005
[ Cadaver You Want, Cadaver You Get Not broadcast]	London Palladium 14 Nov 2005
Top of the Japanese charts - I Bereave	London Palladium 14 Nov 2005
A-tisket, A-tasket, I've got him in my casket.	London Palladium 14 Nov 2005
Laid Out In Red	London Palladium 14 Nov 2005
Yes, We Have No Embalmers	London Palladium 14 Nov 2005
I Wanna Hold Your Handle	London Palladium 14 Nov 2005
[ I'm Getting Buried In The Morning Not broadcast]	London Palladium 14 Nov 2005
You're The Cremate In My Coffin	London Palladium 14 Nov 2005
He Ain't Heavy, He's Your Brother	London Palladium 14 Nov 2005
[ Save The Last Vaults For Me Not broadcast]	London Palladium 14 Nov 2005
Where Have All The Flowers Come From?	London Palladium 14 Nov 2005
A rather moving hymn to a father - Super Ally, Eulogistic, Ex-Pa, Wreath Of Roses	London Palladium 14 Nov 2005
Hold It! Flash, Bang, Wallop! What A Cremation	London Palladium 14 Nov 2005
[ {???unreadable} In Love Not broadcast]	London Palladium 14 Nov 2005
Return To Sender	London Palladium 14 Nov 2005
[ Mourning Has Broken Not broadcast]	London Palladium 14 Nov 2005
[ Black Is The Colour Not broadcast]	London Palladium 14 Nov 2005
[ My Old Man Said Follow The Hearse Not broadcast]	London Palladium 14 Nov 2005
[ Top Hat, Black Tie & Tails Not broadcast]	London Palladium 14 Nov 2005
Baby, Won't You Light My Pyre	London Palladium 14 Nov 2005
Dig, dig, dig, dig. Dig, dig, dig, dig. Dig the whole day through.	London Palladium 14 Nov 2005
[ Brown Bread In The Ring Not broadcast]	London Palladium 14 Nov 2005
[ Di Dead Dead Dead, Di Dah Dah Dah Not broadcast]	London Palladium 14 Nov 2005
I Second That Cremation, by Smokey Robinson	London Palladium 14 Nov 2005
When I'm Cleaning Widows	London Palladium 14 Nov 2005
My Old Man's Dust	London Palladium 14 Nov 2005
[ Amazing Grave Not broadcast]	London Palladium 14 Nov 2005
[ C'Mon Everybody Not broadcast]	London Palladium 14 Nov 2005
I'm A Blue Toothbrush, You're A...Corpse	London Palladium 14 Nov 2005
[ Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stiff Not broadcast]	London Palladium 14 Nov 2005
[ Mourn Free Not broadcast]	London Palladium 14 Nov 2005

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Furniture Makers' Song Book

Nellie The Elephant's Foot Umbrella Stand	Brighton 08 Jun 1996
The Chippendales dancing to The Carpenter's greatest Hits, sung by Cher	Brighton 08 Jun 1996
Don't laugh At Me 'Cos I'm A Stool	Brighton 08 Jun 1996
Give Three-Piece A Chance	Brighton 08 Jun 1996
Ikea & Tina Turner singing River Deep, MFI	Brighton 08 Jun 1996
Bohemian Flap Settee by Queen Anne	Brighton 08 Jun 1996
The shelf song - I'll Put You Up Where You Belong	Brighton 08 Jun 1996
G Planets Suite by Gustav Upholstery	Brighton 08 Jun 1996
Suites For My Suite	Kevin Hale
[ There's A Guy Works Down The Chippendale Shop Swears He's Elvis Not broadcast]	Manchester 03 Dec 2007
[ God Save The Queen-Sized Bed Not broadcast]	Manchester 03 Dec 2007
I'm Still Sanding	Manchester 03 Dec 2007
[ I Just Called To Say I Lathe'd You Not broadcast]	Manchester 03 Dec 2007
On Ikea Day You Can See Forever	Manchester 03 Dec 2007
I've Grown Accustomed To DFS	Manchester 03 Dec 2007
Side By Sideboard sung by The Artist Formerly Known As Plinth	Manchester 03 Dec 2007
[ It's Been A Hard Chaise-Longue Not broadcast]	Manchester 03 Dec 2007
[ Tie A Yellow Ribbon Round The Upholstery Not broadcast]	Manchester 03 Dec 2007
[ Settee For Two Not broadcast]	Manchester 03 Dec 2007
[ Cupboard Over To My Place Not broadcast]	Manchester 03 Dec 2007
[ Funky Grimbling Gibbons {??} Not broadcast]	Manchester 03 Dec 2007
[ Pouffe, The Magic Dragon Not broadcast]	Manchester 03 Dec 2007
Summer In The Settee by Divan Divan	Manchester 03 Dec 2007
[ My Old Man Said Follow Divan Not broadcast]	Manchester 03 Dec 2007
What Kind Of Stool Am I?	Manchester 03 Dec 2007
[ Flat Pack Up Your Troubles Not broadcast]	Manchester 03 Dec 2007
[ Ba-Ba-Ba Ba-Ba-Divan Not broadcast]	Manchester 03 Dec 2007
[ Sanding In The Shadows Of Love Not broadcast]	Manchester 03 Dec 2007
[ George Heppelwhiter Shade Of Pale Not broadcast]	Manchester 03 Dec 2007
[ The Party Sofa Not broadcast]	Manchester 03 Dec 2007
[ Wickerwork Lineman Not broadcast]	Manchester 03 Dec 2007
All things bright and beautiful, Escritoires great and small.	Manchester 03 Dec 2007
[ Rockin' All Over The World Not broadcast]	Manchester 03 Dec 2007
[ Oh For The Wings Of A Dovetail Not broadcast]	Manchester 03 Dec 2007
[ Hat Stand So Close To Me Not broadcast]	Manchester 03 Dec 2007
Commode Side	Manchester 03 Dec 2007
[ Chair On A G String Not broadcast]	Manchester 03 Dec 2007
Ikea & Tina Turner singing River Deep, MFI	Manchester 03 Dec 2007
[ Recliner, There is nothing finer, Than a Parker-Bowles Recliner Not broadcast]	Manchester 03 Dec 2007
[ The shelf song - I'll Put You Up Where You Belong Not broadcast]	Manchester 03 Dec 2007
[ I Saw Her Sanding There Not broadcast]	Manchester 03 Dec 2007

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Gardeners' Song Book

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Grammarians' Song Book

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Grumpy Song Book

Hey! You! Get Off My Cloud!	Tunbridge Wells 10 Jan 2005
Strangers In The Night, I've Got My Shotgun	Tunbridge Wells 10 Jan 2005
[ I Feel Ratty Not broadcast]	Tunbridge Wells 10 Jan 2005
I Want A Whiter Shade Of Pale	Tunbridge Wells 10 Jan 2005
I Don't Like Mondays...Tuesdays...Wednesdays...Thursdays...	Tunbridge Wells 10 Jan 2005
[ On A Clear Day, You Can See Forever Not broadcast]	Tunbridge Wells 10 Jan 2005
[ Shuttupa Your Face Not broadcast]	Tunbridge Wells 10 Jan 2005
Once, Twice, Three Times To The Lavvy	Tunbridge Wells 10 Jan 2005
Supercallifrajalistickexpeallidocious, My Arse!	Tunbridge Wells 10 Jan 2005
My corns and bunions have never been worse, I'm frail, I've got bladder problems and bad breath - I'm Supercallousedfragilesisticexhalinghallitosis, sung by The Petulent Shop Boys	Tunbridge Wells 10 Jan 2005
Long In Whining Mode	Tunbridge Wells 10 Jan 2005
[ Speak Up, Little Suzie Not broadcast]	Tunbridge Wells 10 Jan 2005
Frowntown, by Petulent Clark	Tunbridge Wells 10 Jan 2005
[ Everything Gets Up Our Noses Not broadcast]	Tunbridge Wells 10 Jan 2005
[ Don't They Know It's Christmas? Not broadcast]	Tunbridge Wells 10 Jan 2005
Strop In The Name Of Love	Tunbridge Wells 10 Jan 2005
[ Yesterday,..What Was I Doing, Yesterday? Not broadcast]	Tunbridge Wells 10 Jan 2005
I'm Going To Sit Right Down And Write The Council A Letter	Tunbridge Wells 10 Jan 2005
Born To Be Vile	Tunbridge Wells 10 Jan 2005
[ You've Either Got, Or You Haven't Got, Piles Not broadcast]	Tunbridge Wells 10 Jan 2005
[ Don't Sleep In The Subway Not broadcast]	Tunbridge Wells 10 Jan 2005
[ Unforgettable, That's... Not broadcast]	Tunbridge Wells 10 Jan 2005
[ And The Bleat Goes On Not broadcast]	Tunbridge Wells 10 Jan 2005
[ Daddy Wouldn't Buy Me A Bow-Wow Not broadcast]	Tunbridge Wells 10 Jan 2005
[ Memories Are Made Of... Not broadcast]	Tunbridge Wells 10 Jan 2005
Moaner Lisa	Tunbridge Wells 10 Jan 2005
[ You Must Remember... Not broadcast]	Tunbridge Wells 10 Jan 2005
Eleanor Bloody Rigby	Tunbridge Wells 10 Jan 2005
76 Sore Bones - where's the Lucozade?	Tunbridge Wells 10 Jan 2005
Half A Sixpence - What The Bloody Use Is That?	Tunbridge Wells 10 Jan 2005
[ I've Got Very Little Of Anything Not broadcast]	Tunbridge Wells 10 Jan 2005
[ Our Grouse, In The Middle Of Our Street Not broadcast]	Tunbridge Wells 10 Jan 2005
[ Twist And Gout Not broadcast]	Tunbridge Wells 10 Jan 2005
Hey! You! Get Off My Cloud!	ISIHAC 9, Side 1
Strangers In The Night, I've Got My Shotgun	ISIHAC 9, Side 1
I Want A Whiter Shade Of Pale	ISIHAC 9, Side 1
I Don't Like Mondays...Tuesdays...Wednesdays...Thursdays...	ISIHAC 9, Side 1
Once, Twice, Three Times To The Lavvy	ISIHAC 9, Side 1
Supercallifrajalistickexpeallidocious, My Arse!	ISIHAC 9, Side 1
My corns and bunions have never been worse, I'm frail, I've got bladder problems and bad breath - I'm Supercallousedfragilesisticexhalinghallitosis	ISIHAC 9, Side 1
Long In Whining Mode	ISIHAC 9, Side 1
Frowntown, by Petulent Clark	ISIHAC 9, Side 1
Strop In The Name Of Love	ISIHAC 9, Side 1
I'm Going To Sit Right Down And Write The Council A Letter	ISIHAC 9, Side 1
Born To Be Vile	ISIHAC 9, Side 1
Moaner Lisa	ISIHAC 9, Side 1
Eleanor Bloody Rigby	ISIHAC 9, Side 1
76 Sore Bones - where's the Lucozade?	ISIHAC 9, Side 1
Half A Sixpence - What The Bloody Use Is That?	ISIHAC 9, Side 1

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Hairdressers' Song Book

I Can Feel It Combing In The Hair Tonight	Wimbledon 08 Nov 1997
Wash'n'Go, Wash'n'Go, Wash'n'Go	Wimbledon 08 Nov 1997
Ba-ba-ba-ba-barber-Ann by the Bleach Boys	Wimbledon 08 Nov 1997
Dandruff Keeps Falling Off My Head	Wimbledon 08 Nov 1997
Shave Your Missus For Me	Wimbledon 08 Nov 1997
I Dyed It, My Way	Wimbledon 08 Nov 1997
...and on Top Of The Crops, it's Mousse Springsteen with Shorn In The USA	Wimbledon 08 Nov 1997
Oh Yes, I'm The Great Split-Ender	Wimbledon 08 Nov 1997
an old favourite from Loriel and Hardy, The Blue Rinse Mountains of Virginia	Wimbledon 08 Nov 1997
Kiss Curl by the artist formerly known as Rinse	Wimbledon 08 Nov 1997
anything by Quiff Richard	Wimbledon 08 Nov 1997
Condition Yourself	Wimbledon 08 Nov 1997
Tinted Love by Soft Gel	Wimbledon 08 Nov 1997
Grease!	Wimbledon 08 Nov 1997
Thank Heaven Follicle Girls
I Spray A Little Hair For You
Never Mind The Forelocks
Give My Hairpiece A Chance
Sonny With The Fringe On Top
Parting Is Such Sweet Sorrow
Comb Into The Garden, Maud	Kevin Hale

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Hairy Person's Song Book

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Hardware & D.I.Y Song Book

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Highway Code Song Book

Red And Yellow And Pink And Green, Orange And Purple And Blue Is Not The Sequence Of A Traffic Light, So I'm Afraid You've Failed Mr Prendergast	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
[ Stop!! In The Name Of Love!! Not broadcast]	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
[ Wheels On Fire Not broadcast]	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
[ BIG YELLOW TAXI! Not broadcast]	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
[ Right Said Fred - He Meant Left Not broadcast]	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
[ Chirpy-Chirpy-Jeep-Jeep Not broadcast]	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
[ Stuck In The Middle Lane With You by Steerers Wheel Not broadcast]	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
Desmond Decker with His Rear Lights	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
Examiner-do-doo-do-do-do Examiner-do-do-do-do	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Lamborghini	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
[ Hit Me With Your Gear Stick Not broadcast]	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
[ I Wanna Hold Your Handbrake Not broadcast]	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
[ Goodbye Yellow Lined Road by Fan Belton John Not broadcast]	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
[ Smash, Crash, Wallop, What A Puncture Not broadcast]	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
Braking Uphill Is So Very Hard To Do	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
Once, Twice, Three Times I Failed It	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
River Deep, Mountain High. Try To Avoid Them If You Can, Mr Prendergast	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
[ Mick Jaguar recorded this for a commercial: Supercharge-it-AA-Badge-it-XJS-The-Mostest Not broadcast]	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
[ Red And Amber You're A Womble Not broadcast]	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
[ Luck Be A Lada Not broadcast]	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
[ My Old Man Said Follow The Van...Bastard! Not broadcast]	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
[ My Old Clutch Not broadcast]	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
Do You Know The Way To San José?	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
Is This The Way To Amarillo?	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
[ Test And Shout Not broadcast]	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
[ Hello Mother, Hello Lada Not broadcast]	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
Gearstick On Your Collar	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
[ Lada In Red Not broadcast]	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
[ Reversing Back To Happiness Not broadcast]	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
[ Baby, You Can't Drive My Car Not broadcast]	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
[ Ooh Aah Just A Little Bit Slower Please Not broadcast]	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
[ See You Lada, Accelerator Not broadcast]	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
Brake Fast At Tiffany's	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
[ Clutch Control Over Beethoven Not broadcast]	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
[ Anything by Englebert Bumperdinck, Toyota Willcox, Breathalyser Minelli, Van Morrison, Tina Three-Point-Turner Not broadcast]	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
[ Move Over Darling Not broadcast]	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
[ Mellow Double Yellow Not broadcast]	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
Throttle Be The Day	Kevin Hale

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Hospital Patients' Song Book

See You Later, Fibrillator	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
Knees Up Mother Brown	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
[ You Don't Have To MRSA You Love Me Not broadcast]	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
[ You Only Live Twice...If You Go Private Not broadcast]	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
They Left My Chart In San Fransisco	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
Lady In Bed	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
[ GP, GP, Cheap, Cheap Not broadcast]	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
I'm Getting Buried In The Morning	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
Hey, You, Get Off My Commode	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
Papa's Got A Brand New Colostomy Bag	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
[ My temperature's rising, It's hardly surprising, I certainly need a...bed pan Not broadcast]	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Heart Transplant	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
[ Running Up That Bill Not broadcast]	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
BUPA Trooper	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
Mess In A Bottle	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
[ A&E Old Iron Not broadcast]	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
[ Penny??? From Heaven Not broadcast]	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
The Trolley & The I.V.	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
[ Bridge Over Troubled Aorta Not broadcast]	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
[ Oklacoma! Not broadcast]	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
Privates On Parade	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
[ SoupitscaulifudgeandbiscuitsHPjellyatrocious Not broadcast]	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
[ I've Had The Time Of My Life Support System Not broadcast]	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
[ Show me a motion, Tra-la-la-la-la Not broadcast]	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
Lift me up, Turn me round, Prop me up, Turn me round, Lift me up, Prop me up, Rawhide!	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
[ Any rap song by Public Enema??? Not broadcast]	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
[ They Can't Take That Away From Me! Not broadcast]	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
[ Maybe It's Bedsores, I'm Uncomfortable Not broadcast]	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
I'm A Pink Toothbrush, You're A Gynaecologist	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
[ Medicated To The One I Love Not broadcast]	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
[ Intraveinous In Blue Jeans Not broadcast]	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
[ Fly Me To The Moon - That's the nearest A&E Not broadcast]	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
Plug Me In Before You Go-Go, sung by Placebo Domingo	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
[ {???unreadable} Not broadcast]	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
[ Casualty For Two Not broadcast]	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
Do-be-do-be-do-be-doop, Do-be-do-be-do-be-doop, Dooooooooo	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
[ Video Killed The Radiology Star Not broadcast]	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
[ The Hills Are Alive With The Sound Of Mucus Not broadcast]	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
[ If you go down to the wards today, You're sure of a big surprise. Not broadcast]	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
[ Be-bop-a-BUPA, She's Had My Baby Not broadcast]	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
Is This The Way To Plump A Pillow?	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
STD, All My Troubles Seemed So Far Away	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006

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I.T. Song Book

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Ill Persons' Song Book

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Indian Resturant Song Book

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Lawyers' Song Book

I'm Gonna Sit Right Down And Charge You £500 For A Letter	Hull 20 Dec 2004
Who Were You With Last Night?	Hull 20 Dec 2004
How Could You Believe Me When I Said I Loved You, When You Know I've Been A Lawyer All My Life?	Hull 20 Dec 2004
M'Lud, M'Lud, Glorius M'Lud	Hull 20 Dec 2004
Wouldn't It Be Robbery?	Hull 20 Dec 2004
Do You Know The Way To Sue José?	Hull 20 Dec 2004
Hit Me With Your Libel Writ by Ian Jury	Hull 20 Dec 2004
Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavour On The Bedpost Overnight, Yes Or No?	Hull 20 Dec 2004
QC, QC, Gander	Hull 20 Dec 2004
Sitting In The Dock Of The Bailey	Hull 20 Dec 2004
Unchanged Felnoy	Hull 20 Dec 2004
Paint Your Wig On	Hull 20 Dec 2004
Ain't No Maintenance High Enough	Hull 20 Dec 2004

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Legal Song Book

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Literary Song Book

Ghostwriters In The Sky

Kevin Hale

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Manly Song Book

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Meat Eaters' Song Book

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Menswear Song Book

Can't Buy Me Glove	Ipswich 30 May 2005
[ High Suspender Not broadcast]	Ipswich 30 May 2005
[ I Wanna Socks You Up Not broadcast]	Ipswich 30 May 2005
Zip-A-Your-Doo-Dah	Ipswich 30 May 2005
I Like Driving In My Car-digan	Ipswich 30 May 2005
He Wore An Itsy-Weeny, Teeney-Weeny, Yellow Polka Dot Tie	Ipswich 30 May 2005
[ How Much Is That Hush Puppy In The Window? Not broadcast]	Ipswich 30 May 2005
[ Collar Size - Only Sixteen Not broadcast]	Ipswich 30 May 2005
[ Putting On The Shirts Not broadcast]	Ipswich 30 May 2005
[ Needles And Pins Not broadcast]	Ipswich 30 May 2005
[ I'm Just Wild About Harris Tweed Not broadcast]	Ipswich 30 May 2005
Yes Sir, That's My Burberry	Ipswich 30 May 2005
[ Hey, Sock Suspender Not broadcast]	Ipswich 30 May 2005
[ Greensleeves Not broadcast]	Ipswich 30 May 2005
[ Do You Want To Shirt Me? Not broadcast]	Ipswich 30 May 2005
[ All Around My Hat Not broadcast]	Ipswich 30 May 2005
Supercamouflagedelasticexarmyissueblouses	Ipswich 30 May 2005
Put Your Sweatshirt A Little Closer To The Phone	Ipswich 30 May 2005
[ Dickie-Bow Inferno Not broadcast]	Ipswich 30 May 2005
Glove Is All Around	Ipswich 30 May 2005
Let There Be Glove	Ipswich 30 May 2005
Glove Me Tender	Ipswich 30 May 2005
Silly Glove Songs	Ipswich 30 May 2005
The Theme From Glove Story	Ipswich 30 May 2005
How Deep Is Your Glove	Ipswich 30 May 2005
Once, I Had A Secret Glove	Ipswich 30 May 2005
[ All You Need Is Gloves Not broadcast]	Ipswich 30 May 2005
[ Dungarees Are Made Of This Not broadcast]	Ipswich 30 May 2005
[ Pants For The Memory Not broadcast]	Ipswich 30 May 2005
[ I'm In The Mood For Gloves Not broadcast]	Ipswich 30 May 2005
[ Glove Is A Many Splendoured Thing Not broadcast]	Ipswich 30 May 2005
[ Glove Will Tear Us Apart Not broadcast]	Ipswich 30 May 2005
[ Why Y-Fronts, Delilah? Not broadcast]	Ipswich 30 May 2005
[ I've Got My Mohair Working Not broadcast]	Ipswich 30 May 2005
[ Yes, We Have No Pyjamas Not broadcast]	Ipswich 30 May 2005
[ Glove And Marriage Not broadcast]	Ipswich 30 May 2005
[ Glove Train Not broadcast]	Ipswich 30 May 2005
[ Sandal In The Wind Not broadcast]	Ipswich 30 May 2005
[ I Knew Him So Wellies Not broadcast]	Ipswich 30 May 2005
[ Dress 'em all, Dress 'em all, The long and the short and the tall. Dress all the serge ones and y-fronts as well. Dress to the right or the left who can tell? Not broadcast]	Ipswich 30 May 2005
[ You don't have to say you'll glove me, Just be on my hand. Not broadcast]	Ipswich 30 May 2005

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Messy Song Book

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Military Song Book

Crimea River

Kevin Hale

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Milliners' Song Book

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Motorists' Song Book

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Naturists' Song Book

[ Swinging In The Rain Not broadcast]	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
Hold It! Flash! Bang! Wallop! What A Disappointment	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
[ Peep-holes, People Who Have Peep-holes... Not broadcast]	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
[ Blow, Gabriel, Blow Not broadcast]	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
[ I'm Without A Stitch, Man Not broadcast]	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
[ Wee Willie Winkie Not broadcast]	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
I'll Be Seeing You In All The Old Familiar Places	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
Alright everyone, in the altogether now:Phwoarr He's A Jolly Big Fellow	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
Eine Kleine Nakedmusik	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
[ You Make Me Feel Well Hung Not broadcast]	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
[ I'm taking off my top hat, Taking off my white tie... Not broadcast]	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
Blue Moon	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
I Can See Clearly Now - You're Jewish	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
Genital On My Mind (Oh - That's a new ditty)	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
[ Strip The Light Fantastic Not broadcast]	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
[ I Went To Your Shedding Not broadcast]	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
[ I've Got You Under My Skin Not broadcast]	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
[ Knobbly Knees Up Mother Brown Not broadcast]	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
[ Cheek To Cheek Not broadcast]	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
What Is This Thing Called, Love?	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
[ These Are A Few Of My Favourite Things Not broadcast]	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
[ Underground, Overground, Wobbling Free Not broadcast]	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
Always Something Bare To Remind Me	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
If you go down to the woods today, You're sure of a big surprise!	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
[ Nude Be So Nice To Come Home To Not broadcast]	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
[ I'm The King Of The Dangle Not broadcast]	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
[ Tit Willow Not broadcast]	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
[ Saggy Maggie May Not broadcast]	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
What Shall We Do With The Shrunken Sailor?	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
Mr Beau Dangles	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
Fifty Ways To Lift Your Blubber	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005

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Newsagents' Song Book

Never On A Sunday Times	Harrogate 25 Nov 1995
Horse & Hound Dog	Harrogate 25 Nov 1995
How To Handle A Woman's Own	Harrogate 25 Nov 1995
Come Into The Guardian Maud	Harrogate 25 Nov 1995
Drink To Men Only With Thine Eyes	Harrogate 25 Nov 1995
Hello Dolly Telegraph	Harrogate 25 Nov 1995
People, people who read the People, are the muckiest people...	Harrogate 25 Nov 1995
Penthouse Of The Rising Sun	Harrogate 25 Nov 1995
Hit The Road, Jacky	Harrogate 25 Nov 1995
Sunday, My Sport Will Come	Harrogate 25 Nov 1995
I Left Exchange & Mart In San Fransisco	Harrogate 25 Nov 1995
The Sun'll Come Out, Tomorrow (unfortunately...)	Harrogate 25 Nov 1995
New words for The Red Flag - The People's Friend is hardly read, except by those who are partly dead.	Harrogate 25 Nov 1995
Washington Postman Pat	Harrogate 25 Nov 1995

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Northern Irish Song Book

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Ornithologists' Song Book

Ptarmigangaroo Down, Sport	Kevin Hale
Avocet right down and write myself a letter	Kevin Hale
You Gotta Pick A Poxy Cockatoo	Sadler's Wells 16 Dec 2002
Killing Me Softly With His Swan	Sadler's Wells 16 Dec 2002
Fifty Ways To Leave Your Plover	Sadler's Wells 16 Dec 2002
Tea For Toucan	Sadler's Wells 16 Dec 2002
Cockateels For Two	Sadler's Wells 16 Dec 2002
Cum-By-Ya, Mallard	Sadler's Wells 16 Dec 2002
If I Knew You Were Coming, I'd Have Baked A Crake	Sadler's Wells 16 Dec 2002
Cassawary, U-Hu U-Hu, I Like It	Sadler's Wells 16 Dec 2002
Sitting On The Duck In The Bay	Sadler's Wells 16 Dec 2002
Bridge Over Troubled Warblers	Sadler's Wells 16 Dec 2002
Don't Shit Under The Apple Tree With Anyone Else But Me	Sadler's Wells 16 Dec 2002
Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport, sung by a bearded tit	Sadler's Wells 16 Dec 2002
You Gotta Pick A Poxy Cockatoo	ISIHAC 8, Side 1
Killing Me Softly With His Swan	ISIHAC 8, Side 1
Fifty Ways To Leave Your Plover	ISIHAC 8, Side 1
Tea For Toucan	ISIHAC 8, Side 1
Cockateels For Two	ISIHAC 8, Side 1
Cum-By-Ya, Mallard	ISIHAC 8, Side 1
If I Knew You Were Coming, I'd Have Baked A Crake	ISIHAC 8, Side 1
Cassawary, U-Hu U-Hu, I Like It	ISIHAC 8, Side 1
Sitting On The Duck In The Bay	ISIHAC 8, Side 1
Bridge Over Troubled Warblers	ISIHAC 8, Side 1
Don't Shit Under The Apple Tree With Anyone Else But Me	ISIHAC 8, Side 1
Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport, sung by a bearded tit	ISIHAC 8, Side 1

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Overweight Song Book

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Painters' Song Book

Rembrandts Keep Falling on my Head	Stratford-Upon- Avon 09 Dec 1995
Happy Degas Here Again	Stratford-Upon- Avon 09 Dec 1995
When the Red, Red, Rubens Comes Bu-Bu-Bubens Along	Stratford-Upon- Avon 09 Dec 1995
Money, Monet, Manet	Stratford-Upon- Avon 09 Dec 1995
Minimalist the Moocher	Stratford-Upon- Avon 09 Dec 1995
Damian Hurst's new single - How Much is that Doggy in Formaldehyde?	Stratford-Upon- Avon 09 Dec 1995
The Boogie-Woogie Bruegel Boy	Stratford-Upon- Avon 09 Dec 1995
When the Pre-Raphaelites Go On Again All Over the World	Stratford-Upon- Avon 09 Dec 1995
Just Van Goch & Doris	Stratford-Upon- Avon 09 Dec 1995
Annigoni Sit Right Down & Paint a Canaletto	Stratford-Upon- Avon 09 Dec 1995
Life is just a Botticelli	Stratford-Upon- Avon 09 Dec 1995
Still Life is the Name of the Frame	Stratford-Upon- Avon 09 Dec 1995
Michaelangelo the Boat Ashore	Stratford-Upon- Avon 09 Dec 1995
Never Mind the Dulux, It's the Sex Pistols!	Stratford-Upon- Avon 09 Dec 1995

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Parenting Song Book

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Parliamentary Song Book

Robin Cook, Robin Cook, Riding through the glen	Milton Keynes 29 Nov 1999
Mowlem, Mowlem, Mowlem	Milton Keynes 29 Nov 1999
Lib-Dem Bones, Dem Bones, Dem Dry Bones	Milton Keynes 29 Nov 1999
Maggie Thatcher, Comin' Atcha!	Milton Keynes 29 Nov 1999
Mandelsons Wedding March	Milton Keynes 29 Nov 1999
Widdicombe Fair	Milton Keynes 29 Nov 1999
There is a house in Downing Street, They call it Number 10, It's been the ruin of many a poor boy, God knows, it's done it again!	Milton Keynes 29 Nov 1999
William Hagues solo - It's My Party & I'll Cry If I Want To	Milton Keynes 29 Nov 1999
Ramsey McDonald Had A Farm, E-I-E-I-O	Milton Keynes 29 Nov 1999
One Man Went to Mo	Milton Keynes 29 Nov 1999

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Pensioners' Song Book

You Say Tomato, I Say...Eh??	Birmingham 28 Dec 1998
Another One Bites the Crust	Birmingham 28 Dec 1998
We're All Going On A Saga Holiday	Birmingham 28 Dec 1998
Stairlift to Heaven	Birmingham 28 Dec 1998
Hit Me With Your Walking Stick	Birmingham 28 Dec 1998
Hippy Hippy Replacement	Birmingham 28 Dec 1998
Wide Eyed & Legless with Hot Chocolate	Birmingham 28 Dec 1998
I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles	Birmingham 28 Dec 1998
Twist & Gout	Birmingham 28 Dec 1998
I Heard It Through The Deaf Aid	Birmingham 28 Dec 1998
I'm Putting In My Top Set...	Birmingham 28 Dec 1998
Pappa's Got a Brand New Bag	Birmingham 28 Dec 1998
Eh?? You're Adorable...Eh??	Birmingham 28 Dec 1998
You've Lost That Loving Feeling by The Arthrighteous Brothers	Birmingham 28 Dec 1998
Staying Alive	Birmingham 28 Dec 1998
Baby, Will You Light The Fire	Birmingham 28 Dec 1998
When I Was 64
I Remember Who?
I Can't See Clearly Now
I'll Be Your Grey Haired Lover With Liver Pills
Pump Up The Volume
Can't Get Used To Sluicing You
There'll Be Blue Rinse Over The White Hair Of Dover
Rainy Night In Bournemouth
All I Want Is A Rheumatologist
The Incontinental
There Ain't No Cure For The Zimmer Frame Blues
I Can See Clearly Now The Specs Have Come
You Say Tomato, I Say...Eh??	ISIHAC 5, Side 4
Another One Bites the Crust	ISIHAC 5, Side 4
We're All Going On A Saga Holiday	ISIHAC 5, Side 4
Stairlift to Heaven	ISIHAC 5, Side 4
Hit Me With Your Walking Stick	ISIHAC 5, Side 4
Hippy Hippy Replacement	ISIHAC 5, Side 4
Wide Eyed & Legless with Hot Chocolate	ISIHAC 5, Side 4
I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles	ISIHAC 5, Side 4
Twist & Gout	ISIHAC 5, Side 4
I Heard It Through The Deaf Aid	ISIHAC 5, Side 4
I'm Putting In My Top Set...	ISIHAC 5, Side 4
Pappa's Got a Brand New Bag	ISIHAC 5, Side 4
Eh?? You're Adorable...Eh??	ISIHAC 5, Side 4
You've Lost That Loving Feeling by The Arthrighteous Brothers	ISIHAC 5, Side 4
Staying Alive	ISIHAC 5, Side 4
Baby, Will You Light The Fire	ISIHAC 5, Side 4
Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
You're So Varicose Vein
How Can You Mend a Broken Hip
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face by Robert-uh Flack
I Can't See Clearly Now
Papa Got a Kidney Stone
These Boots Are Made For Bunions
Denture Queen
You Make Me Feel Like Napping
Once, Twice, Three Times My Back's Out
A Whiter Shade of Hair
I Get By with a Little Help From...Depends
Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Walker
Bad Prune Rising
I Heard It Through the Grape Nuts
Talkin' 'Bout My Medication
Bald Thing
It's My Party, And I'll Die If I Want To	Torquay 30 Jun 2003
Memories Are Made Of...Urm	Torquay 30 Jun 2003
Walk In Bath To Happiness	Torquay 30 Jun 2003
The Green, Green Grass Of I'm Not Going In A Home	Torquay 30 Jun 2003
I'm Henry The Eighth I Am...No You're Not	Torquay 30 Jun 2003
She Wore An Itsy-Bitsy, Teeny-Weeny, Yellow Polka Dot Rain Hat	Torquay 30 Jun 2003
Don't Go Breaking My Hip	Torquay 30 Jun 2003
Goodness, Gracious, Great Balls Of Wool	Torquay 30 Jun 2003
Whoops, Here Comes A Whizz-Bang	Torquay 30 Jun 2003
What Is This Thing Called, Love?	Torquay 30 Jun 2003
It's All Over My Friend	Torquay 30 Jun 2003
Donald, Where's Your Trousers?	Torquay 30 Jun 2003
These Shoes Were Made In Dorking	Torquay 30 Jun 2003
Whole Lotta Shaking Going On	Torquay 30 Jun 2003
Do-Wah-Diddy-Diddy-Dum-Diddy-Do We Know Each Other?	Torquay 30 Jun 2003
Playing Bridge With My Troubled Waters	Torquay 30 Jun 2003
Wake Me Up Before I Go Go	Torquay 30 Jun 2003
You Say Hello, And I Say...Pardon?	Torquay 30 Jun 2003
Zimmer Time, And The Living Is Limited	Torquay 30 Jun 2003
Speak Up Little Suzy	Torquay 30 Jun 2003
Smile Though Your Teeth Are Missing	Torquay 30 Jun 2003
My Corn Is The Size Of An Elephant's Eye	Torquay 30 Jun 2003

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Personalized Song Book

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Pessimists' Song Book

Disenchanted Evening	Brighton 03 Dec 2001
She Loves You...Yes, Yes, Yes	Brighton 03 Dec 2001
It's Now Or Never...take a wild guess!	Brighton 03 Dec 2001
There'll Be Bluebirds Over My Newly Washed Rover	Brighton 03 Dec 2001
I'm Gonna Sit Right Down And Right Myself A Will	Brighton 03 Dec 2001
I Don't Like Mondays...Tuesdays...Wednesdays...	Brighton 03 Dec 2001
I Remember You...	Brighton 03 Dec 2001
Supercallifrajilisticexpealibloodydocious	Brighton 03 Dec 2001
It's All Over My Friend	Brighton 03 Dec 2001
Wake Up Little Suzy...Oh No!	Brighton 03 Dec 2001
People Will Say We're In Hove	Brighton 03 Dec 2001

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Pest Controllers' Song Book

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Pharmacists' Song Book

Ibuleve for every drop of rain that falls...	Leicester 03 Jun 2002
I'd walk a million miles if it wasn't for piles	Leicester 03 Jun 2002
Anusol Man	Leicester 03 Jun 2002
Superkaolinpencilstypticexlaxandsomedouches	Leicester 03 Jun 2002
Enema Rigby	Leicester 03 Jun 2002
If I could 'Walk On By' I wouldn't need talcum powder	Leicester 03 Jun 2002
The Trapped Wind Beneath My Wings	Leicester 03 Jun 2002
I'm Vaselining On A Lamppost	Leicester 03 Jun 2002
Suppository In Motion	Leicester 03 Jun 2002
I Get My Syrup Of Figs On Route 66	Leicester 03 Jun 2002
Nappy Talk	Kevin Hale
These Boots Were Made For Walking	Kevin Hale
Old MacDonald Had A Pharmacy	Kevin Hale
Ibuleve for every drop of rain that falls...	ISIHAC 8, Side 2
I'd walk a million miles if it wasn't for piles	ISIHAC 8, Side 2
Anusol Man	ISIHAC 8, Side 2
Superkaolinpencilstypticexlaxandsomedouches	ISIHAC 8, Side 2
Enema Rigby	ISIHAC 8, Side 2
If I could 'Walk On By' I wouldn't need talcum powder	ISIHAC 8, Side 2
The Trapped Wind Beneath My Wings	ISIHAC 8, Side 2
I'm Vaselining On A Lamppost	ISIHAC 8, Side 2
Suppository In Motion	ISIHAC 8, Side 2
I Get My Syrup Of Figs On Route 66	ISIHAC 8, Side 2

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Pig Farmers' Song Book

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Pirates' Song Book

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Plumbers' Song Book

Twist & Shout, when it's coming through	Bradford 27 May 2002
Cisterns Are Doing It For Themselves	Bradford 27 May 2002
We'll Gather Ballcocks In The Spring Again	Bradford 27 May 2002
You Might As Well Wait Until September	Bradford 27 May 2002
I Can Pee Clearly Now	Bradford 27 May 2002
Sitting On The Blocked-Up Bidet	Bradford 27 May 2002
It's My Putty & I'll Cry If I Want To	Bradford 27 May 2002
Fifty Ways To Bleed Your Boiler	Bradford 27 May 2002
The minute you welded the joint	Bradford 27 May 2002
Stopcock In The Name Of Love by Dyno-Rod & The Supremes	Bradford 27 May 2002
Plumbers' favourite singers - Lulu, Frank Crappa, S-Bend 7, Tools Holland, Snoop Boggy Bog, Jerry Wee Lewis & The Monkee-Wrenches	Bradford & Kevin Hale 27 May 2002
There's A Kind Of Flush All Over The World [ by Jumping Jack Flush Not broadcast]	Bradford 27 May 2002
[ Thermostat'll Be The Day Not broadcast]	Bradford 27 May 2002
Hey...You...Get Offa My Clean Carpet	Bradford 27 May 2002
Once...Twice...Three Times The Estimate	Bradford 27 May 2002
[ I'm Singing In The Drain Not broadcast]	Bradford 27 May 2002
[ Flush...Bang...Wallop Not broadcast]	Bradford 27 May 2002
[ I Don't Like Mondays, don't work Tuesdays either...Never On A Sunday Not broadcast]	Bradford 27 May 2002
[ Yesterday, you said you'd be here yesterday Not broadcast]	Bradford 27 May 2002
[ Nobody Does It Wetter Not broadcast]	Bradford 27 May 2002
[ I've Got You Under My Sink Not broadcast]	Bradford 27 May 2002
[ The porcelain has got a stain around the edge of it Not broadcast]	Bradford 27 May 2002
[ Tanks For The Memory Not broadcast]	Bradford 27 May 2002
[ Shanks For The Memory Not broadcast]	Bradford 27 May 2002
[ Eight Days A Leak Not broadcast]	Bradford 27 May 2002
[ Basin Street Blues by Urinal Jolson Not broadcast]	Bradford 27 May 2002
[ Plungers In The Night Not broadcast]	Bradford 27 May 2002
[ When you walk, through a door...that'll be seventy-five quid Not broadcast]	Bradford 27 May 2002
[ Hey Big U-Bender Not broadcast]	Bradford 27 May 2002
[ Take The A-Drain Not broadcast]	Bradford 27 May 2002
[ Come On Baby, Light My Boiler Not broadcast]	Bradford 27 May 2002
[ See You Later, Radiator Not broadcast]	Bradford 27 May 2002

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Policemen's Song Book

Hit Me With Your Riot Stick	Bristol 17 Dec 2001
Di-Doo-Doo-Doo, Di-Daa-Daa-Daa - We must get that siren fixed	Bristol 17 Dec 2001
Somewhere Over The Rainbow - you know how the middle goes...Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da	Bristol 17 Dec 2001
Superintendentfrajilisticexpealidocious	Bristol 17 Dec 2001
Every Breathalyzer You Take	Bristol 17 Dec 2001
Flash! Bang! Wallop! He tripped down the steps, your honour	Bristol 17 Dec 2001
Maria. I Once Knew A Van Called Maria	Bristol 17 Dec 2001
Don't Cry For Me, Sergeant Tina	Bristol 17 Dec 2001
Fit Me Up Before You Go-Go	Bristol 17 Dec 2001
The Beatles classic - Get Back. There's Nothing To See, Come On, Get Back	Bristol 17 Dec 2001
What Shall We Do With This Truncheon, Sailor?	Bristol 17 Dec 2001
Karma, Karma, Karma, Karma, Come Along With Me, Sir	Bristol 17 Dec 2001
Hit Me With Your Riot Stick	ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Di-Doo-Doo-Doo, Di-Daa-Daa-Daa - We must get that siren fixed	ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Somewhere Over The Rainbow - you know how the middle goes...Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da	ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Superintendentfrajilisticexpealidocious	ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Every Breathalyzer You Take	ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Flash! Bang! Wallop! He tripped down the steps, your honour	ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Maria. I Once Knew A Van Called Maria	ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Don't Cry For Me, Sergeant Tina	ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Fit Me Up Before You Go-Go	ISIHAC 7, Side 3
The Beatles classic - Get Back. There's Nothing To See, Come On, Get Back	ISIHAC 7, Side 3
What Shall We Do With This Truncheon, Sailor?	ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Karma, Karma, Karma, Karma, Come Along With Me, Sir	ISIHAC 7, Side 3

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Postmen's Song Book

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Primates' Song Book

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Prisoners' Song Book

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Recession Song Book

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Religious Song Book

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Royal Song Book

anything by Queen	Guildford 24 May 1999
Send in the Crowns	Guildford 24 May 1999
Greek Balls of Fire	Guildford 24 May 1999
Sophie Rhys-Jones's - Someday My Prince Will Come	Guildford 24 May 1999
Holding Back the Ears	Guildford 24 May 1999
Knees Up Mrs Brown	Guildford 24 May 1999
Snowdon, Snowdon, Snowdon	Guildford 24 May 1999
The Funky Coronation Chicken	Guildford 24 May 1999
I'm Henry the 4th Part 1, I am	Guildford 24 May 1999
Corgi & Bess	Guildford 24 May 1999
We Are The Champion	Guildford 24 May 1999
We Are a Cider Drinker	Guildford 24 May 1999
the Royal Mothers' song - When I'm Weaning Windsors	Guildford 24 May 1999
I Talk to the Trees - by the artist formerly known as Prince	Guildford 24 May 1999
I Had My Phil on Blueberry Hill	Guildford 24 May 1999
Fergie 'Cross the Mersey	Guildford 24 May 1999
Balmoral, Balmoral, I Luv Ya, Balmoral	Guildford 24 May 1999
You'll Never Need a Loan	Guildford 24 May 1999
Heir in a G String	Guildford 24 May 1999
Tears of a Crown	Kevin Hale

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Russian Song Book

When You Wish Upon A Tzar	Winchester 17 Nov 2003
I'm Lenin On A Lamppost At The Corner Of The Street	Winchester 17 Nov 2003
Every Breath You Take by the Polit Bureau	Winchester 17 Nov 2003
Chek-Chek-Chek-Chek-Chekov, Write A Little Play For Me	Winchester 17 Nov 2003
The Funky Chechen	Winchester 17 Nov 2003
I Belong To Glasnost	Winchester 17 Nov 2003
Crimea River	Winchester 17 Nov 2003
I'm Katherine The Great I Am	Winchester 17 Nov 2003
Putin On The Style	Winchester 17 Nov 2003
No Soviets by Edith Kiev	Winchester 17 Nov 2003
Rubel, Don't Take Your Love To Town	Winchester 17 Nov 2003
Tashkent Wallop What A Picture	Winchester 17 Nov 2003
She Wore An Itsy-Bitsy, Teeny-Weeny, Yellow Polka Dot Headscarf	Winchester 17 Nov 2003
The Teddy Bears Sputnik	Winchester 17 Nov 2003

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Scots' Song Book

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Scottish Song Book

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Seafood Song Book

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Seaside Song Book

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Sexed-Down Song Book

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Shepherds' Song Book

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Sick Persons' Song Book

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Smokers' Song Book

Twist & Snout	Stoke-on-Trent 05 Jun 2000
Amazing Grass	Stoke-on-Trent 05 Jun 2000
I Can't Get No Full-Strength Capstan	Stoke-on-Trent 05 Jun 2000
I'm Getting Scented Menthol Over You	Stoke-on-Trent 05 Jun 2000
How Much Is That Dog-End In The Window	Stoke-on-Trent 05 Jun 2000
Whenever I Feel Afraid, I Rizla Happy Tune	Stoke-on-Trent 05 Jun 2000
You Gauloise Hurt The One You Love	Stoke-on-Trent 05 Jun 2000
I Heard It On The Woodbine	Stoke-on-Trent 05 Jun 2000
Craven 'A', You're Adorable sung by Supergrass	Stoke-on-Trent 05 Jun 2000
Roll-up, Roll-up, Roll-up	Stoke-on-Trent 05 Jun 2000
Summer Wheeze by George Benson & Hedges	Stoke-on-Trent 05 Jun 2000
Got A Filter Mountain from 'Stop The World, I Wanna Great Cough'	Stoke-on-Trent 05 Jun 2000
I Left My Lungs In San Fransisco	Stoke-on-Trent 05 Jun 2000
You'll Never Hawk Alone from 'The Sound Of Mucus'	Stoke-on-Trent 05 Jun 2000

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Undertakers' Song Book

Champion, The Wonder Hearse	Watford 10 Jun 1995
A-Wop-Bop-A-Loo-Bop, A-Wop-Embalm	Watford 10 Jun 1995
Some embalmed evening, You may stuff a stranger	Watford 10 Jun 1995
You're The Cream In My Coffin	Watford 10 Jun 1995
I'm Getting Buried In The Morning	Watford 10 Jun 1995
Itsy-Bitsy, Teeny-Weeny, Yellow Polka Dot Winding Sheet	Watford 10 Jun 1995
Top Hat & Nails	Watford 10 Jun 1995
I Dig It My Way	Watford 10 Jun 1995
Tie A Yellow Ribbon Round The Cemetery	Watford 10 Jun 1995
I Can't Get No Putrefaction by The Rolling Headstones	Watford 10 Jun 1995
Please Deep-Freeze Me	Watford 10 Jun 1995
You're Just My Jack-in-a-Box	Watford 10 Jun 1995
Where Have All The Flowers Gone?	Watford 10 Jun 1995
Champion, The Wonder Hearse	ISIHAC 3, Side 2
A-Wop-Bop-A-Loo-Bop, A-Wop-Embalm	ISIHAC 3, Side 2
Some embalmed evening, You may stuff a stranger	ISIHAC 3, Side 2
You're The Cream In My Coffin	ISIHAC 3, Side 2
I'm Getting Buried In The Morning	ISIHAC 3, Side 2
Itsy-Bitsy, Teeny-Weeny, Yellow Polka Dot Winding Sheet	ISIHAC 3, Side 2
Top Hat & Nails	ISIHAC 3, Side 2
I Dig It My Way	ISIHAC 3, Side 2
Tie A Yellow Ribbon Round The Cemetery	ISIHAC 3, Side 2
I Can't Get No Putrefaction by The Rolling Headstones	ISIHAC 3, Side 2
Please Deep-Freeze Me	ISIHAC 3, Side 2
You're Just My Jack-in-a-Box	ISIHAC 3, Side 2
Where Have All The Flowers Gone?	ISIHAC 3, Side 2
Wake Up Everybody	Kevin Hale

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Underwear Song Book

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Vegetable Song Book

You Don't Get Me, I'm Part Of The Onion	Nottingham 21 Jun 1999
Give Peas A Chance	Nottingham 21 Jun 1999
16 Tons - It's a little bit over, luv - is that alright?	Nottingham 21 Jun 1999
You Say Tomato, & I Say That's A Meal In Itself	Nottingham 21 Jun 1999
Blue Swede Shoes - by Elvis Parsley	Nottingham 21 Jun 1999
Mild Yams A Dustman	Nottingham 21 Jun 1999
Super Cauli, Veg Fantastic, Asparagus Atrocious!	Nottingham 21 Jun 1999
Artichokes, & Mares Eat Oats, & Little Lambs Eat Ivy	Nottingham 21 Jun 1999
Donald, Where's Your Tubers?	Nottingham 21 Jun 1999
And Now, The End Is Near, It's Time To Face The Fennel Countdown	Nottingham 21 Jun 1999
Twist & Sprout	Nottingham 21 Jun 1999
Bohemian Raspberry	Nottingham 21 Jun 1999
Sitting With Some Dock & Some Bay	Nottingham 21 Jun 1999
Chicory, Dickory, Dock	Nottingham 21 Jun 1999
Oh My Darling, Clementine	Kevin Hale
anything by Bananarama	Kevin Hale

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Vegetarian Song Book

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Weightwatchers' Song Book

I'll Never Get Over You	Canterbury 05 Jul 1997
Me And My Girth
Once In Royal Obee City
A Weigh-in A Manger
Lurpak Be A Lady Tonight	Canterbury 05 Jul 1997
The Son Has Got His Fat On	Canterbury 05 Jul 1997
My Sweet Lard	Canterbury 05 Jul 1997
Chubby, Chubby, Cheek, Cheek	Canterbury 05 Jul 1997
Reach Out And I'll Be There, There and There	Canterbury 05 Jul 1997
When I'm 64-64-64
Strawberry Flans Forever by The Flab Four
I Who Have Stuffing by Birley Chassis	Canterbury 05 Jul 1997
I'm Being Followed By A Huge Shadow by Fat Stephens	Canterbury 05 Jul 1997
I Talk To My Knees	Canterbury 05 Jul 1997
Two Lips Like Amsterdam	Canterbury 05 Jul 1997
anything by Gladys Knight & The Hips
When The Red Red Robin Goes Flob Flob Flobbing Along	Canterbury 05 Jul 1997
50 Ways To Lose Your Blubber	Canterbury 05 Jul 1997
You're Once, Twice, Three Times A Lady	Canterbury 05 Jul 1997
Do You Know The Weight Of Sam José
By The Cellulite Of The Silvery Moon	Canterbury 05 Jul 1997
Souporcaloriesfudgeandpastaeggsandvealatrocious	Canterbury 05 Jul 1997
Itsy Bitsy, Teeny Weeny, Yellow Polka Dot Marquee	Canterbury 05 Jul 1997
The Boy I Love Is Up On His Calories	Canterbury 05 Jul 1997
I'll Tell You What You Weigh, What You Really Really Weigh	Canterbury 05 Jul 1997
Nobody Loves A Fairy When She's Forty Stone	Kevin Hale

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Welsh Song Book

Bob Dylan-Thomas - Knock, Knock, Knocking on Evans' Door	Cardiff 14 Dec 1998
Don't Look-you Back in Anger	Cardiff 14 Dec 1998
The Flintstones - Yabba-dabba-dare!	Cardiff 14 Dec 1998
Newport, Newport, So Good They Named it Twice	Cardiff 14 Dec 1998
When Will Di See Huw Again?	Cardiff 14 Dec 1998
Relax by Frankie Goes to Holyhead	Cardiff 14 Dec 1998
Is This The Way to Aberystwyth?	Cardiff 14 Dec 1998
I Love Powys in the Springtime	Cardiff 14 Dec 1998
Copa, Copa-Caernarvon	Cardiff 14 Dec 1998
I'm Feeling Gladys All Over!	Cardiff 14 Dec 1998
Swansea, How I Luv Ya, How I Luv Ya	Cardiff 14 Dec 1998
Baby, It's Mold Outside	Cardiff 14 Dec 1998
Bridgend Over Troubled Water	Cardiff 14 Dec 1998
What Did You Do Wrong, Ron, Ron?	Cardiff 14 Dec 1998

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XXX Factor Song Book

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Yorkshire Song Book

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Zookeepers' Song Book

Tie A Yellow Gibbon Round The Old Oak Tree

Kevin Hale

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