| Be-bop-a-lula, She's My Significant Other | Bath 05 Nov 1994 |
| I'm Dreaming Of A Caucasian Pagan Festival | Bath 05 Nov 1994 |
| He or She Loves You, Yeah-Yeah-Yeah | Bath 05 Nov 1994 |
| We all live in a far Eastern submarine | Bath 05 Nov 1994 |
| I Wanna Hold Your Hand, subject to contract & the consent of both parties | Bath 05 Nov 1994 |
| Thank Heaven For Vertically Challenged, Differently Old People Of Gender | Bath 05 Nov 1994 |
| Same Gender Orientated The Magic Dragon | Bath 05 Nov 1994 |
| Calling Occupants Of Interplanetary Craft was originally called Oi Green Skin, I Want To Talk To You | Bath 05 Nov 1994 |
| Senior Citizen River | Bath 05 Nov 1994 |
| The Lady Is A Tramp becomes The X-Chromosome Individual Is Unwaged & Not Tied To A Domestic Dwelling | Bath 05 Nov 1994 |
| The Good, The Bad & The Facially Challenged | Paris Theatre, London 05 Dec 1992 |
| The Barchester Chronicles by Anthony Free Market Operator | Paris Theatre, London 05 Dec 1992 |
| The Dorsally Exaggerated, Vertically & Horizontally Challenged Person Of, But Not Necessarily Mutually Exclusive To, Yet Possibly In All Likelihood Pertaining To, Notre Dame | Paris Theatre, London 05 Dec 1992 |
| The Differently Clean Dozen | Paris Theatre, London 05 Dec 1992 |
| Co-Habitee, I've Size Wise Altered Our Mutual Offspring | Paris Theatre, London 05 Dec 1992 |
| The nursery rhyme Girls & Boys Declare Your Sexual Orientation To Play | Paris Theatre, London 05 Dec 1992 |
| Same Gender Oriented, The Magic Dragon | Paris Theatre, London 05 Dec 1992 |
| My Paternal Relative's A Waste Disposal Operative | Kevin Hale
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| Fraternal Sibling's In Arms | Kevin Hale
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