| As the honourable gentlemen is perfectly aware, I have absolutely nothing to hide = You bastard! How did you find out? | 11 May 1985 |
| Honourable member = Two faced git. | 11 May 1985 |
| Right honourable member = Right two faced git. | 11 May 1985 |
| May I just finish, Sir Robin = You have a dangerous gleam in your glasses, clever dick, & I'm about to change the subject. | 11 May 1985 |
| Fact finding mission = Freebie holiday. | 11 May 1985 |
| They're holding an enquiry = Forget it. | 11 May 1985 |
| Order! Order! = Shut up you silly little boys! | 11 May 1985 |
| That is a very good question = That is the only question I actually know the answer to, but I'm still not going to tell you! | 11 May 1985 |
| One moment = 5.7 minutes. | 11 May 1985 |
| Well the short answer is... = 15.7 minutes. | 11 May 1985 |
| In conclusion... = 37.43 minutes. | 11 May 1985 |
| There's only one way to curb this thuggery and violence = Ban the sale of alcohol in the House of Commons. | 11 May 1985 |
| There is no alternative = Means absolutely nothing at all. | 11 May 1985 |
| All night sitting = I shouldn't have had the oysters. | 11 May 1985 |