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Last Updated
28 Dec 2006

On the BBC Radio 4 show I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue, one of the rounds requires the teams to complete the missing sections of Public Information Broadcasts. Here are some of the teams' suggestions, along with some of my suggestions. If you have any ideas you would like included, please e-mail me here, and I will add the best ones (with full credit to you of course)
Just move your mouse over the words ANSWER or REAL ANSWER to reveal all!

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[ Polish the floor. Put down a rug. You might as well
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Brighton
28 Nov 2005
This is Tufty Fluffytail, the red squirrel. LOOK OUT Tufty! LOOK OUT! The roads are dangerous for little children, said Mr Wiseowl. What's goin' on 'ere? asked the policeman Badger. We must start a club for little children, and teach them how not to get hurt on the roads. That's a jolly good idea. We'll call it
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Brighton
28 Nov 2005
I'm not drunk. Look, I tell ya I'm not drunk, I'll be alright.
Sure. TAXI! Take us to the station please.
Right Sir.
You OK?
I'm sorry Billy.
Do you think you could pull over please?
BLEUUGHH!
A pretty girl, pretty drunk,
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Brighton
28 Nov 2005
One fine day, Tufty is playing on the grass with Bobby Brown Rabbit, but Harry Hare and Willy Weasel are playing out by the road, near the cars and buses. SCREECH!! THUMP!! Poor Willy! A car has knocked him down.
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Brighton
28 Nov 2005
Yes, there's a TV set on at Number 5. It's in the front room, and they're watching Columbo.
If you don't have a TV licence
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Brighton
28 Nov 2005
Awfully decent of you to give me a lift, old boy.
Oh, thats all right.
Had an accident with my car yesterday - first day out too. I was going along a main road, just like this one as a matter of fact, [ full of cyclists, children, old people, Not broadcast] plenty of traffic. There was another car in front of me - just where that one is now, old man.
PARP, PARP
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Brighton
28 Nov 2005
[ Can you imagine being frightened of every friendly animal you meet? Imagine rabies, in Britain. All dogs would be leashed and muzzled. Foxes would be destroyed. Wildlife at risk. All cats would be restrained. Just one animal smuggled in could lead to all this, so if you suspect anyone of smuggling
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Brighton
28 Nov 2005
This is what happened one day when the ice cream van stopped by Tufty's house.
Ice Cream! and Tufty goes to find his mummy. Tufty always asks his mummy to go with him to the ice cream van, but Willy Weasel has gone off to get an ice cream by himself.
VRRMMM! THUMP!
Oh Mummy!
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Brighton
28 Nov 2005
A year or so ago, Mr and Mrs Arnold Finney lined their kitchen ceiling with polystyrene tiles. How nice. How safe too. Until they added
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Brighton
28 Nov 2005
Judy, I thought the Forsetts were away.
They are - till the end of the month.
Well, they've got visitors.
Must have come back, unexpected.
If there's something funny going on
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Brighton
28 Nov 2005
Do you know what tummy ache feels like, children? Bessy and Betsy Brown Rabbit do. They found some strange brown bottles, and some strange pills that looked just like sweets, so they tasted them to see what they were like, and now look - they've got
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Brighton
28 Nov 2005
...Mrs Brown Rabbit is putting them to bet with a hot water bottle, and then is going to get Dr White Rabbit. Dr White Rabbit says:
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Brighton
28 Nov 2005
[ If you mix cross-ply and radial tyres on the same axle, or use cross-ply on the rear, when you've radials on the front, you might not
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Brighton
28 Nov 2005
[ This is a sign you will find outside a Country Park. What is a Country Park? A Country Park is
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Brighton
28 Nov 2005
(d?) after venue signifies a query regarding the Date of broadcast,
(??) signifies a query regarding Venue of broadcast


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