The ISIHAC
Invitation Cards Page

Last Updated
20 Dec 2006

On the BBC Radio 4 show I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue, one of the rounds includes suggestions for Invitation and Calling Cards for various organisations and events. Here are some of the teams' suggestions, along with some of my suggestions. If you have any ideas you would like included, please e-mail me here, and I will add the best ones (with full credit to you of course)

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Brighton - 21 Jun 1997

LADA DRIVERS CLUB

7.30 for 11

 


Brighton - 21 Jun 1997

SOCIETY OF KNEE SURGEONS

Cartileges at 11

 


Brighton - 21 Jun 1997

The COMMITTEE of the

AGORAPHOBICS SOCIETY

will be at home.

 


Brighton - 21 Jun 1997

You are invited to

THE PSYCHIC'S BALL

You know where, you know when,

and we know you're coming!

 


Brighton - 21 Jun 1997

FRIENDS of MICHAEL HOWARD EVENING

Could the 2 of you arrive about 7 p.m.

 


Brighton - 21 Jun 1997

Everybody here is invited to

The International Institute of Lethargy & Procrastination's Banquet

Cabaret - Dancing till Dawn

August 17th 1982

 


Brighton - 21 Jun 1997

You are invited to

THE AIRLINE PILOT'S CONFERENCE

It's being held on the Landing

 


Brighton - 21 Jun 1997

MICHAEL JACKSON'S BIRTHDAY PARTY

7 to 8

Older children by arrangement

 


Brighton - 21 Jun 1997

FIGHTER SQUADRON'S REUNION

7.30 for 8

Bandits at 12 o'clock

 


Brighton - 21 Jun 1997

You are invited to

THE TRANSVESTITE'S BALL

Grosvenor House - 8.30 p.m.

Dress...

 


Brighton - 21 Jun 1997

BOOKIE'S UNION BIG DAY OUT

at the Gold Cup Steakhouse

Afternoon Tea - 5 to 4

Disco Dancing - 6 to 2

 


1997 Xmas Special Compilation - 25 Dec 1997

LADA DRIVERS CLUB

7.30 for 11

 


1997 Xmas Special Compilation - 25 Dec 1997

SOCIETY OF KNEE SURGEONS

Cartileges at 11

 


1997 Xmas Special Compilation - 25 Dec 1997

You are invited to

THE PSYCHIC'S BALL

You know where, you know when,

and we know you're coming!

 


1997 Xmas Special Compilation - 25 Dec 1997

FRIENDS of MICHAEL HOWARD EVENING

Could the 2 of you arrive about 7 p.m.

 


1997 Xmas Special Compilation - 25 Dec 1997

Everybody here is invited to

The International Institute of Lethargy & Procrastination's Banquet

Cabaret - Dancing till Dawn

August 17th 1982

 


1997 Xmas Special Compilation - 25 Dec 1997

MICHAEL JACKSON'S BIRTHDAY PARTY

7 to 8

Older children by arrangement

 


1997 Xmas Special Compilation - 25 Dec 1997

FIGHTER SQUADRON'S REUNION

7.30 for 8

Bandits at 12 o'clock

 


1997 Xmas Special Compilation - 25 Dec 1997

BOOKIE'S UNION BIG DAY OUT

at the Gold Cup Steakhouse

Afternoon Tea - 5 to 4

Disco Dancing - 6 to 2

 


Wimbledon - 08 Nov 1997

The ITALIAN POLICE

invite all England Supporters

to their

ANNUAL CHRISTMAS BASH

 


Wimbledon - 08 Nov 1997

WILLIAM HAGUE

invites you to a

FFINE WINE TASTING

Drinks at Ffive

 


Wimbledon - 08 Nov 1997

The GUILD of GREENGROCERS
ANNUAL BALL

Dinner at 7.30

Cabbages at 12 o'clock

 


Wimbledon - 08 Nov 1997

You are invited to

THE DYSLEXICS BALL

R.P.V.S. - S.A.P.A.

 


Wimbledon - 08 Nov 1997

THE TELETUBBIES BALL

Drinky-Winkies 7

La-La-Last Orders 11

Po's Adjacent

Speaker Dipsy

 


Wimbledon/Kevin Hale - 08 Nov 1997

THE CANNIBAL SOCIETY

invite you to a

FINGER BUFFET at 8

Cost - £20-00 per head

 


Wimbledon - 08 Nov 1997

You are invited to the

TODAY PROGRAMME BALL - R.S.V.P.

Are you coming? - IT'S A FAIRLY SIMPLE QUESTION!!

 


Wimbledon - 08 Nov 1997

THE HAEMORRHOIDS SUFFERERS DINNER

(actually it's a Stand Up Buffet)

Toast is - Absent Enemas

 


Wimbledon - 08 Nov 1997

ENGLAND TEST TEAM BALL

Starts at 11

All out by 12

 


1997 Xmas Special/Kevin Hale

THE CANNIBAL SOCIETY

invite you to a

FINGER BUFFET at 8

Cost - £20-00 per head

 


1997 Xmas Special Compilation - 25 Dec 1997

You are invited to the

TODAY PROGRAMME BALL - R.S.V.P.

Are you coming? - IT'S A FAIRLY SIMPLE QUESTION!!

 


1997 Xmas Special Compilation - 25 Dec 1997

THE HAEMORRHOIDS SUFFERERS DINNER

(actually it's a Stand Up Buffet)

Toast is - Absent Enemas

 


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