| Anglican vicars who deny the existence of God: I don't believe I'm in | Brighton 27 May 1995 |
| Hello, this is Doctor Jekyll here. I'm not in at the moment - Hyde 'ere, I'm in... | Brighton 27 May 1995 |
| Hello. Peter Tatchell is out. If you'd like to be out too, please leave your name and diocese. | Brighton 27 May 1995 |
| Captain Oates: Hello. I've gone out. I may be some time, so don't bother to leave a message. | Brighton 27 May 1995 |
| Beep. Hello, Bertrand Russell here. I'm not here at the moment, and yet perhaps I am in a very real sense, like the page of a book before you turn it over. Is it printed, is it blank? So I may well be here, but why are we here, particularly when we're not? Beep. | Brighton 27 May 1995 |
| Hello. John Major is in at the moment, but only by the skin of his teeth. If you'd like to leave a message, please speak after the moan. | Brighton 27 May 1995 |
| Hello. This is Alexander Graham Bell, inventor of the first telephone. If you've invented another telephone... | Brighton 27 May 1995 |
| Anglican vicars who deny the existence of God: I don't believe I'm in | ISIHAC Classic Repeat 27 Apr 2008 |
| Hello, this is Doctor Jekyll here. I'm not in at the moment - Hyde 'ere, I'm in... | ISIHAC Classic Repeat 27 Apr 2008 |
| Hello. Peter Tatchell is out. If you'd like to be out too, please leave your name and diocese. | ISIHAC Classic Repeat 27 Apr 2008 |
| Captain Oates: Hello. I've gone out. I may be some time, so don't bother to leave a message. | ISIHAC Classic Repeat 27 Apr 2008 |
| Beep. Hello, Bertrand Russell here. I'm not here at the moment, and yet perhaps I am in a very real sense, like the page of a book before you turn it over. Is it printed, is it blank? So I may well be here, but why are we here, particularly when we're not? Beep. | ISIHAC Classic Repeat 27 Apr 2008 |
| Hello. John Major is in at the moment, but only by the skin of his teeth. If you'd like to leave a message, please speak after the moan. | ISIHAC Classic Repeat 27 Apr 2008 |
| Hello. This is Alexander Graham Bell, inventor of the first telephone. If you've invented another telephone... | ISIHAC Classic Repeat 27 Apr 2008 |