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Last Updated
10 Aug 2007

On the BBC Radio 4 show I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue, one of the rounds includes suggestions for updated film and TV lines that will need to be rewritten to reflect the ever increasing weight of the stars acting in them. Here are some of the teams' suggestions, along with some of my suggestions. If you have any ideas you would like included, please e-mail me here, and I will add the best ones (with full credit to you of course)

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Casablanca: Here's looking at you, kid. Move over, I can't see the piano. Victoria Palace
27 Nov 2006
Arnold Schwarzenegger in The Terminator: Hasta la pasta, baby. Victoria Palace
27 Nov 2006
[ Casablanca: Of all the lamb joints in all the towns, she walks in and eats mine. Not broadcast] Victoria Palace
27 Nov 2006
Clint Eastwood in Dirty Harry: Go ahead. Eat my pie! Victoria Palace
27 Nov 2006
Shakespeare: Tubby, or not tubby. Victoria Palace
27 Nov 2006
[ Macbeth: Lay off Mac's duff. Not broadcast] Victoria Palace
27 Nov 2006
[ Macbeth: When will we three eat again? Not broadcast] Victoria Palace
27 Nov 2006
[ Richard III: A horse! A horse! My kingdom for a horse - medium rare! Not broadcast] Victoria Palace
27 Nov 2006
[ Macbeth: Out damn spot of lunch would be nice. Not broadcast] Victoria Palace
27 Nov 2006
[ Jerry Mcguire: Show me the honey nut loops. Not broadcast] Victoria Palace
27 Nov 2006
Sunset Boulevard: I am big - it's the pizzas that got small. Victoria Palace
27 Nov 2006
Gone With The Wind: Fatly, my dear, I don't Riverdance. Victoria Palace
27 Nov 2006
E.T.: E.T. Phone Domino's. Victoria Palace
27 Nov 2006
Dustin Hoffman in The Graduate: Are you trying to reduce me, Mrs Robinson? Victoria Palace
27 Nov 2006
[ Arnold Schwarzenegger in The Terminator: I'll be back for second helpings. Not broadcast] Victoria Palace
27 Nov 2006
The first rule of Fat Club: Whatever happens in Fat Club stays in Fat Club. Victoria Palace
27 Nov 2006
Marlon Brando in The Godfather: I'm gonna make him an omelette he can't refuse. Victoria Palace
27 Nov 2006
[ Sherlock Holmes: Elementary my dear Watson the menu tonight? Not broadcast] Victoria Palace
27 Nov 2006
[ Vivian Richards in A Streetcar Named Desire: Whoever you are, I've always depended on the comfort of Snickers. Not broadcast] Victoria Palace
27 Nov 2006
[ Dracula: I am Dracula. I bid you welcome. Oh, is that a hot cross bun? Not broadcast] Victoria Palace
27 Nov 2006
[ The Silence Of The Lambs: I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti, and some pies, then I have some cheesecake... Not broadcast] Victoria Palace
27 Nov 2006
[ Winston Churchill: I can only promise you blood, toil, tears and sweat, black forest gateau... Not broadcast] Victoria Palace
27 Nov 2006
[ Apocolypse Now: The hors d'oeuvres, the hors d'oeuvres Not broadcast]... Victoria Palace
27 Nov 2006
The A Team: I love it when a flan comes together Victoria Palace
27 Nov 2006
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