The ISIHAC
ChatUp Lines Page

Last Updated
27 Jul 2008

On the BBC Radio 4 show I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue, one of the rounds includes suggestions for chat-up lines for various sections of society. Here are some of the teams' suggestions, along with some of my suggestions. If you have any ideas you would like included, please e-mail me here, and I will add the best ones (with full credit to you of course)


Chat-Up Lines:
Biblical ChatUp Lines Builders' ChatUp Lines Dogs' ChatUp Lines
Ecclesiastical ChatUp Lines Fishermen's ChatUp Lines Gardeners' ChatUp Lines
Hospital ChatUp Lines Motor Mechanics' ChatUp Lines Musicians' ChatUp Lines
Olympic ChatUp Lines Opera ChatUp Lines Ornithologists' ChatUp Lines
Politicians' ChatUp Lines Senior Citizens' ChatUp Lines Tennis Players' ChatUp Lines
Wartime ChatUp Lines


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Biblical ChatUp Lines

They call me The Beast - here's my number... Sheffield
18 Jun 2001
Is that a pillar you're holding Samson, or are you just pleased to see me? Sheffield
18 Jun 2001
Hello, I'm your new neighbour. Mmmm, nice ass! Sheffield
18 Jun 2001
Hello, I'm Lazarus. Want to see me rise again? Sheffield
18 Jun 2001
No it's alright - I'm from Gomorrah Sheffield
18 Jun 2001
David - Is that a slingshot in your pocket, or... Sheffield
18 Jun 2001
I'm Methusala. Where have you been all my lives? Sheffield
18 Jun 2001
Seth - Is that the jawbone of an ass in your pocket, or... Sheffield
18 Jun 2001
Such unusual eyes - one eye's 'igher than the other Sheffield
18 Jun 2001
Joshua - Is that a trumpet in your pocket, or... Sheffield
18 Jun 2001
Look, I don't mind the wailing, but I hope you're not going to gnash your teeth Sheffield
18 Jun 2001
Get your fig leaf...you've pulled! Sheffield
18 Jun 2001
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Builders' ChatUp Lines

It's a hard hat, & it's not alone! Coventry
04 Dec 2000
I can see that you're just here for the crack...and I just happen to have one poking out of the top of my trousers Coventry
04 Dec 2000
I hope you don't mind a bit of banging Coventry
04 Dec 2000
I don't just lay bricks you know Coventry
04 Dec 2000
D'you wanna find out why they call me 'Enormous Bill'...'cos it'll be twice the size of your estimate! Coventry
04 Dec 2000
Were you thinking of stripping it all off then? Coventry
04 Dec 2000
How do you fancy your screws at trade prices? Coventry
04 Dec 2000
Oo, well this lot'll have to come down Coventry
04 Dec 2000
Do you want to get felt laid down in the loft? Coventry
04 Dec 2000
If you're looking for someone who can be in and out within six weeks, then I'm your man Coventry
04 Dec 2000
You won't know I'm here Coventry
04 Dec 2000
Dear, oh dear...who put this in? Coventry
04 Dec 2000
It's a hard hat, & it's not alone! ISIHAC 8, Side 3
I can see that you're just here for the crack...and I just happen to have one poking out of the top of my trousers ISIHAC 8, Side 3
I hope you don't mind a bit of banging ISIHAC 8, Side 3
I don't just lay bricks you know ISIHAC 8, Side 3
D'you wanna find out why they call me 'Enormous Bill'...'cos it'll be twice the size of your estimate! ISIHAC 8, Side 3
Were you thinking of stripping it all off then? ISIHAC 8, Side 3
How do you fancy your screws at trade prices? ISIHAC 8, Side 3
Oo, well this lot'll have to come down ISIHAC 8, Side 3
Do you want to get felt laid down in the loft? ISIHAC 8, Side 3
If you're looking for someone who can be in and out within six weeks, then I'm your man ISIHAC 8, Side 3
You won't know I'm here ISIHAC 8, Side 3
Dear, oh dear...who put this in? ISIHAC 8, Side 3
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Dogs' ChatUp Lines

Fancy a bit of Rrrruufff? High Wycombe
18 Dec 2000
I promise I won't ask you to do anything I can't do myself High Wycombe
18 Dec 2000
Fancy doing it human style? High Wycombe
18 Dec 2000
Since you ask, I am a pointer, but I'm pleased to see you as well High Wycombe
18 Dec 2000
My aftershave?...oh it's just a little toilet water High Wycombe
18 Dec 2000
Sit! Lie down! I wish it was always this easy High Wycombe
18 Dec 2000
I know a great place to eat. Honestly, it's the dog's bollocks! High Wycombe
18 Dec 2000
Let's paint the town pale yellow High Wycombe
18 Dec 2000
Fetch your stick...you've pulled High Wycombe
18 Dec 2000
Fancy a bit of Rrrruufff? ISIHAC Classic Repeat
23 Jun 2008
I promise I won't ask you to do anything I can't do myself ISIHAC Classic Repeat
23 Jun 2008
Fancy doing it human style? ISIHAC Classic Repeat
23 Jun 2008
Since you ask, I am a pointer, but I'm pleased to see you as well ISIHAC Classic Repeat
23 Jun 2008
My aftershave?...oh it's just a little toilet water ISIHAC Classic Repeat
23 Jun 2008
Sit! Lie down! I wish it was always this easy ISIHAC Classic Repeat
23 Jun 2008
I know a great place to eat. Honestly, it's the dog's bollocks! ISIHAC Classic Repeat
23 Jun 2008
Let's paint the town pale yellow ISIHAC Classic Repeat
23 Jun 2008
Fetch your stick...you've pulled ISIHAC Classic Repeat
23 Jun 2008
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Ecclesiastical ChatUp Lines

I say - Now that's a habit I wouldn't mind getting into! Plymouth
07 Jun 1999
I can think of something I'd like you to alter, boy! Plymouth
07 Jun 1999
How would you like to be one of the lay sisterhood? Plymouth
07 Jun 1999
If anyone can, the canon can. Plymouth
07 Jun 1999
You'll find that I move in mysterious ways. Plymouth
07 Jun 1999
Please kneel...& while you're kneeling... Plymouth
07 Jun 1999
I've got a jacuzzi fount! Plymouth
07 Jun 1999
When you've done pulling the bells... Plymouth
07 Jun 1999
You stay here & I'll go & change - my vests are in the pantry, & my pants are in the vestry! Plymouth
07 Jun 1999
Good Friday? - I'll make it even better! Plymouth
07 Jun 1999
Right, get your habit...you've pulled! Plymouth
07 Jun 1999
Would you care to be de-frocked?
I say - Now that's a habit I wouldn't mind getting into! ISIHAC 6, Side 1
I can think of something I'd like you to alter, boy! ISIHAC 6, Side 1
How would you like to be one of the lay sisterhood? ISIHAC 6, Side 1
If anyone can, the canon can. ISIHAC 6, Side 1
You'll find that I move in mysterious ways. ISIHAC 6, Side 1
Please kneel...& while you're kneeling... ISIHAC 6, Side 1
I've got a jacuzzi fount! ISIHAC 6, Side 1
When you've done pulling the bells... ISIHAC 6, Side 1
You stay here & I'll go & change - my vests are in the pantry, & my pants are in the vestry! ISIHAC 6, Side 1
Good Friday? - I'll make it even better! ISIHAC 6, Side 1
Right, get your habit...you've pulled! ISIHAC 6, Side 1
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Fishermen's ChatUp Lines

Let me show you my tackle. York
15 Nov 1999
Can you give me a hand...I seem to have got my fly tangled? York
15 Nov 1999
Would you like to look at my worm? York
15 Nov 1999
I think you should know that I've got crabs...in this bucket! York
15 Nov 1999
Is that a conger eel in your trousers, or are you just pleased to see me? - I hope it's a conger eel, 'cos it keeps eating my sandwiches! York
15 Nov 1999
Ever seen a 10 foot rod?? York
15 Nov 1999
You're quite attractive, but you should have seen the one that got away! York
15 Nov 1999
Get you're landing net...you've pulled! York
15 Nov 1999
Don't worry dear, I've done this loads of times, and I've never caught anything. York
15 Nov 1999
I'll tickle any old trout, me. York
15 Nov 1999
It might look like a maggot to you, but it works for me! York
15 Nov 1999
Do you want to see a piece of cod that passes all understanding? York
15 Nov 1999
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Gardeners' ChatUp Lines

Don't worry - It'll grow! Milton Keynes
29 Nov 1999
Hiya, Cynth! Milton Keynes
29 Nov 1999
'Allo Vera! Milton Keynes
29 Nov 1999
Do you think it's better in a bed, or up against the wall? Milton Keynes
29 Nov 1999
Put your wellies on...you've pulled! Milton Keynes
29 Nov 1999
Could you help me find the clematis? Milton Keynes
29 Nov 1999
I suppose a fork's out of the question? Milton Keynes
29 Nov 1999
Come and see the potting shed - it's where I prick out then harden off. Milton Keynes
29 Nov 1999
Don't worry - It'll grow! ISIHAC 7, Side 2
Hiya, Cynth! ISIHAC 7, Side 2
'Allo Vera! ISIHAC 7, Side 2
Do you think it's better in a bed, or up against the wall? ISIHAC 7, Side 2
Put your wellies on...you've pulled! ISIHAC 7, Side 2
Could you help me find the clematis? ISIHAC 7, Side 2
I suppose a fork's out of the question? ISIHAC 7, Side 2
Come and see the potting shed - it's where I prick out then harden off. ISIHAC 7, Side 2
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Hospital ChatUp Lines

Cough! Canterbury
12 Jul 1997
Nurse, I'm out of bed again! Canterbury
12 Jul 1997
Have you got any glasses? - I've found a bottle. Canterbury
12 Jul 1997
Did anyone tell you you've got acute angina? Canterbury
12 Jul 1997
I hear you're looking for a fine specimen. Canterbury
12 Jul 1997
I must say I admire your guts - Will the doctor let you keep them? Canterbury
12 Jul 1997
Did the bowels move for you? Canterbury
12 Jul 1997
Oh gallstones! - I thought that was a pistacchio nut, I'm sorry! Canterbury
12 Jul 1997
I can make a patient without disturbing the bed. Canterbury
12 Jul 1997
Seeing you in those stirrups, I thought you were Michael Howard. Canterbury
12 Jul 1997
I want you to have my babies...vaccinated. Canterbury
12 Jul 1997
Is that your leg in plaster, or are you just pleased to see me? Canterbury
12 Jul 1997
Do you coma here often?
Cough! ISIHAC 5, Side 1
Nurse, I'm out of bed again! ISIHAC 5, Side 1
Have you got any glasses? - I've found a bottle. ISIHAC 5, Side 1
Did anyone tell you you've got acute angina? ISIHAC 5, Side 1
I hear you're looking for a fine specimen. ISIHAC 5, Side 1
I must say I admire your guts - Will the doctor let you keep them? ISIHAC 5, Side 1
Did the bowels move for you? ISIHAC 5, Side 1
Oh gallstones! - I thought that was a pistacchio nut, I'm sorry! ISIHAC 5, Side 1
I can make a patient without disturbing the bed. ISIHAC 5, Side 1
Seeing you in those stirrups, I thought you were Michael Howard. ISIHAC 5, Side 1
I want you to have my babies...vaccinated. ISIHAC 5, Side 1
Is that your leg in plaster, or are you just pleased to see me? ISIHAC 5, Side 1
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Motor Mechanics' ChatUp Lines

No...I wouldn't call that a big end. Nottingham
28 Jun 1999
Give me your chassis number, & if you're free next week, I'll book you in for a service. Nottingham
28 Jun 1999
Is this a gear stick, or am I just please to see you? Nottingham
28 Jun 1999
I'll just roll you up onto the pavement & then we won't be in anybodys way. Nottingham
28 Jun 1999
It'll cost ya... Nottingham
28 Jun 1999
What's a nice grill like you doing in a body like this? Nottingham
28 Jun 1999
I prefer a manual. Nottingham
28 Jun 1999
Let's play petrol pumps...& while we're at it, why don't we test for emissions? Nottingham
28 Jun 1999
You've just put the lead back in my petrol! Nottingham
28 Jun 1999
You've been turning this back, you little clock-teaser! Nottingham
28 Jun 1999
You can always expect a bit of rattling in one this age. Nottingham
28 Jun 1999
Do you want to put it in first? Nottingham
28 Jun 1999
I'll give you a jump start & that should get you going in no time. Nottingham
28 Jun 1999
This looks like a tow job to me. Nottingham
28 Jun 1999
I'm going to have to get underneath. Nottingham
28 Jun 1999
I'll be ready by Friday. Nottingham
28 Jun 1999
You realise this thing is just an extension of my car... Nottingham
28 Jun 1999
No...I wouldn't call that a big end. ISIHAC 5, Side 4
Give me your chassis number, & if you're free next week, I'll book you in for a service. ISIHAC 5, Side 4
Is this a gear stick, or am I just please to see you? ISIHAC 5, Side 4
I'll just roll you up onto the pavement & then we won't be in anybodys way. ISIHAC 5, Side 4
It'll cost ya... ISIHAC 5, Side 4
What's a nice grill like you doing in a body like this? ISIHAC 5, Side 4
I prefer a manual. ISIHAC 5, Side 4
Let's play petrol pumps...& while we're at it, why don't we test for emissions? ISIHAC 5, Side 4
You've just put the lead back in my petrol! ISIHAC 5, Side 4
You've been turning this back, you little clock-teaser! ISIHAC 5, Side 4
You can always expect a bit of rattling in one this age. ISIHAC 5, Side 4
Do you want to put it in first? ISIHAC 5, Side 4
I'll give you a jump start & that should get you going in no time. ISIHAC 5, Side 4
This looks like a tow job to me. ISIHAC 5, Side 4
I'm going to have to get underneath. ISIHAC 5, Side 4
I'll be ready by Friday. ISIHAC 5, Side 4
You realise this thing is just an extension of my car... ISIHAC 5, Side 4
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Musicians' ChatUp Lines

I suppose a pluck's out of the question? Norwich
02 Jul 2001
Australian musical foreplay - Compose yourself Shiela, first movement coming right up Norwich
02 Jul 2001
This is grand and upright Norwich
02 Jul 2001
Is that an Air on your G-String? Norwich
02 Jul 2001
Was that a quaver, or are you just having trouble with your crotchet? Norwich
02 Jul 2001
Knees up, Mother Brown! Norwich
02 Jul 2001
What a funny place to keep a violin - do you often have a fiddle in your trousers? Norwich
02 Jul 2001
I hope you've got rhythm, 'cos I haven't brought anything Norwich
02 Jul 2001
I suppose a pluck's out of the question? ISIHAC 7, Side 4
Australian musical foreplay - Compose yourself Shiela, first movement coming right up ISIHAC 7, Side 4
This is grand and upright ISIHAC 7, Side 4
Is that an Air on your G-String? ISIHAC 7, Side 4
Was that a quaver, or are you just having trouble with your crotchet? ISIHAC 7, Side 4
Knees up, Mother Brown! ISIHAC 7, Side 4
What a funny place to keep a violin - do you often have a fiddle in your trousers? ISIHAC 7, Side 4
I hope you've got rhythm, 'cos I haven't brought anything ISIHAC 7, Side 4
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Olympic ChatUp Lines

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Opera ChatUp Lines

I'm a Dutchman - Fly me London Coliseum
11 Jun 2007
They tell me you'll do anything for a tenor London Coliseum
11 Jun 2007
How's about a quick Fidelio around the back of The Ring Cycle sheds London Coliseum
11 Jun 2007
I call it The Magic Flute London Coliseum
11 Jun 2007
I'm what they call a smooth operetta London Coliseum
11 Jun 2007
My motto - if she wants to wriggle, let her London Coliseum
11 Jun 2007
Fancy a quick Gluck before the fat lady sings? London Coliseum
11 Jun 2007
I love a good Manon London Coliseum
11 Jun 2007
You'll find I'm more fun than Tristan, and 'e's older London Coliseum
11 Jun 2007
It's the Turn of the Screw, surely? London Coliseum
11 Jun 2007
I'm only small, but I'm cheerful - I'm low'n'grin London Coliseum
11 Jun 2007
I bet you've got a Cosi Fan Tutti London Coliseum
11 Jun 2007
Wagner's plots are very complicated - let me take you through The Ring London Coliseum
11 Jun 2007
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Ornithologists' ChatUp Lines

What would you say to twelve finches? Stoke-on-Trent
12 Jun 2000
I say, what a lovely hornbill! Stoke-on-Trent
12 Jun 2000
If I told you I know Bill Oddie, would you hold it against me? Stoke-on-Trent
12 Jun 2000
I suppose a duck's out of the question? Stoke-on-Trent
12 Jun 2000
Fancy going down the Feathers later on? Stoke-on-Trent
12 Jun 2000
Personally, I think two in the bush is much better than one in the hand Stoke-on-Trent
12 Jun 2000
Oh please - put it on my bill Stoke-on-Trent
12 Jun 2000
Just put your teeth in the night jar Stoke-on-Trent
12 Jun 2000
How do you like your corncrakes in the morning? Stoke-on-Trent
12 Jun 2000
Read any good rooks lately? Stoke-on-Trent
12 Jun 2000
Would you like to come to my house, Martin? Stoke-on-Trent
12 Jun 2000
Either I'm using these binoculars wrong, or you're a very big boy! Stoke-on-Trent
12 Jun 2000
Don't let a little thrush put you off Stoke-on-Trent
12 Jun 2000
One swallow doesn't make a commitment Stoke-on-Trent
12 Jun 2000
Nice tits!! John the Luddite
Fancy a shag? Kevin Hale
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Politicians' ChatUp Lines

Would the Right Honourable Lady agree... Birmingham
28 Dec 1998
Haven't I seen you round the Commons?...which common was it? Birmingham
28 Dec 1998
My name's Robin Cook...where are you going? Birmingham
28 Dec 1998
I'm Black Rod, & I've got the keys to the Whips Office! Birmingham
28 Dec 1998
I have an opening for a researcher... Birmingham
28 Dec 1998
I suppose losing my deposit's out of the question Birmingham
28 Dec 1998
How would you like to spend an evening with a standing member? Birmingham
28 Dec 1998
Mind if I poll you? Birmingham
28 Dec 1998
Would you like to come out with me, Minister? Birmingham
28 Dec 1998
Aye's to the right, No's to the left - What a pretty face Birmingham
28 Dec 1998
to Jack Straw - What's a joint like this doing in a son like yours? Birmingham
28 Dec 1998
Get your ermine...you've pulled! Birmingham
28 Dec 1998
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Senior Citizens' ChatUp Lines

Oh, I see your glass is empty...do you mind if I put my teeth in? Liverpool
16 Nov 1996
I say baby, let's lock Zimmer frames and rattle till we drop! Liverpool
16 Nov 1996
Hello...Who am I?? Liverpool
16 Nov 1996
Fancy a Horlicks? Liverpool
16 Nov 1996
How's your back? Liverpool
16 Nov 1996
No, that's a war wound! Liverpool
16 Nov 1996
Your sheltered accommodation or mine? Liverpool
16 Nov 1996
Is that your colostomy bag, or are you just pleased to see me? Liverpool
16 Nov 1996
I could take you to a hip joint! Liverpool
16 Nov 1996
I want to put my tongue in your ear - take your deaf-aid out! Liverpool
16 Nov 1996
I want to run my fingers through your hair, so pass it over Liverpool
16 Nov 1996
Oh, I see your glass is empty...do you mind if I put my teeth in? ISIHAC 4, Side 3
I say baby, let's lock Zimmer frames and rattle till we drop! ISIHAC 4, Side 3
Hello...Who am I?? ISIHAC 4, Side 3
Fancy a Horlicks? ISIHAC 4, Side 3
How's your back? ISIHAC 4, Side 3
No, that's a war wound! ISIHAC 4, Side 3
Your sheltered accommodation or mine? ISIHAC 4, Side 3
Is that your colostomy bag, or are you just pleased to see me? ISIHAC 4, Side 3
I could take you to a hip joint! ISIHAC 4, Side 3
I want to put my tongue in your ear - take your deaf-aid out! ISIHAC 4, Side 3
I want to run my fingers through your hair, so pass it over ISIHAC 4, Side 3
Oh, I see your glass is empty...do you mind if I put my teeth in? Best Of ISIHAC 3/3
20 Apr 1998
I say baby, let's lock Zimmer frames and rattle till we drop! Best Of ISIHAC 3/3
20 Apr 1998
Hello...Who am I?? Best Of ISIHAC 3/3
20 Apr 1998
No, that's a war wound! Best Of ISIHAC 3/3
20 Apr 1998
Fancy a Horlicks? Best Of ISIHAC 3/3
20 Apr 1998
How's your back? Best Of ISIHAC 3/3
20 Apr 1998
Is that your colostomy bag, or are you just pleased to see me? Best Of ISIHAC 3/3
20 Apr 1998
Your sheltered accommodation or mine? Best Of ISIHAC 3/3
20 Apr 1998
I could take you to a hip joint! Best Of ISIHAC 3/3
20 Apr 1998
I want to put my tongue in your ear - take your deaf-aid out! Best Of ISIHAC 3/3
20 Apr 1998
I want to run my fingers through your hair, so pass it over Best Of ISIHAC 3/3
20 Apr 1998
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Tennis Players' ChatUp Lines

Ooh. You get my deuces going... Wimbledon
09 Jul 2007
Have I got new balls for you! Wimbledon
09 Jul 2007
I don't like to boast, but I'm a top seed Wimbledon
09 Jul 2007
I'm thinking of entering you for the mixed doubles Wimbledon
09 Jul 2007
What are you like on grass? Wimbledon
09 Jul 2007
[ Rough or smooth? Not broadcast] Wimbledon
09 Jul 2007
[ Your name's Annette? No wonder I ran up to you Not broadcast] Wimbledon
09 Jul 2007
During your service, do you grunt? Wimbledon
09 Jul 2007
[ Perhaps I should mention I'm a member of Queen's Club Not broadcast] Wimbledon
09 Jul 2007
[ Terrible racket in here. I can see you're highly strung. I've got a boat on the river outside. If it's raining, I'll put on my mac and row Not broadcast] Wimbledon
09 Jul 2007
Go on, LET me Wimbledon
09 Jul 2007
You can nibble a banana when we change ends Wimbledon
09 Jul 2007
[ How old are you love? Fifteen? Not broadcast] Wimbledon
09 Jul 2007
I'd say I'd rather play with you than Roger Fedora Wimbledon
09 Jul 2007
[ I'd like to see your forehand delivery Not broadcast] Wimbledon
09 Jul 2007
[ I'd like to see your backhand delivery! Not broadcast] Wimbledon
09 Jul 2007
[ I'd like to see it two handed Not broadcast] Wimbledon
09 Jul 2007
[ Shall we have a bit of a knock up? Not broadcast] Wimbledon
09 Jul 2007
Could you help me find the members' entrance? Wimbledon
09 Jul 2007
I'll tell you something interesting about Tim Henman if you have sex with me Wimbledon
09 Jul 2007
[ You work at the Met Office? You cannot be cirrus! Not broadcast] Wimbledon
09 Jul 2007
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Wartime ChatUp Lines

All POW's are welcome to share my tunnel South Bank
26 Jun 2000
Hello, I'm from the disposal squad - does my bomb look big in this? South Bank
26 Jun 2000
Put that light out! South Bank
26 Jun 2000
It's alright - I said V.E. South Bank
26 Jun 2000
Those Fokkers have given me an idea... South Bank
26 Jun 2000
I've been trained how to handle bazookas South Bank
26 Jun 2000
I think we should both take off our gasmasks first...Oh, you already have! South Bank
26 Jun 2000
You don't know what a dishonourable discharge is?...well let me enlighten you South Bank
26 Jun 2000
We could lie down on that - A SANDBAG! South Bank
26 Jun 2000
They say we should all pull together South Bank
26 Jun 2000
Stop, or I'll shoot! South Bank
26 Jun 2000
I'm going in... South Bank
26 Jun 2000
Is that a spike on your helmet, or are you just pleased to see me? South Bank
26 Jun 2000
It's called a siren suit, because everyone who sees it goes oooowwwwwwwwww! South Bank
26 Jun 2000
All POW's are welcome to share my tunnel 2000 Xmas Special Compilation
25 Dec 2000
Hello, I'm from the disposal squad - does my bomb look big in this? 2000 Xmas Special Compilation
25 Dec 2000
Put that light out! 2000 Xmas Special Compilation
25 Dec 2000
It's alright - I said V.E. 2000 Xmas Special Compilation
25 Dec 2000
Those Fokkers have given me an idea... 2000 Xmas Special Compilation
25 Dec 2000
I've been trained how to handle bazookas 2000 Xmas Special Compilation
25 Dec 2000
I think we should both take off our gasmasks first...Oh, you already have! 2000 Xmas Special Compilation
25 Dec 2000
You don't know what a dishonourable discharge is?...well let me enlighten you 2000 Xmas Special Compilation
25 Dec 2000
We could lie down on that - A SANDBAG! 2000 Xmas Special Compilation
25 Dec 2000
They say we should all pull together 2000 Xmas Special Compilation
25 Dec 2000
Stop, or I'll shoot! 2000 Xmas Special Compilation
25 Dec 2000
I'm going in... 2000 Xmas Special Compilation
25 Dec 2000
Is that a spike on your helmet, or are you just pleased to see me? 2000 Xmas Special Compilation
25 Dec 2000
It's called a siren suit, because everyone who sees it goes oooowwwwwwwwww! 2000 Xmas Special Compilation
25 Dec 2000
All POW's are welcome to share my tunnel ISIHAC 6, Side 4
Hello, I'm from the disposal squad - does my bomb look big in this? ISIHAC 6, Side 4
Put that light out! ISIHAC 6, Side 4
It's alright - I said V.E. ISIHAC 6, Side 4
Those Fokkers have given me an idea... ISIHAC 6, Side 4
I've been trained how to handle bazookas ISIHAC 6, Side 4
I think we should both take off our gasmasks first...Oh, you already have! ISIHAC 6, Side 4
You don't know what a dishonourable discharge is?...well let me enlighten you ISIHAC 6, Side 4
We could lie down on that - A SANDBAG! ISIHAC 6, Side 4
They say we should all pull together ISIHAC 6, Side 4
Stop, or I'll shoot! ISIHAC 6, Side 4
I'm going in... ISIHAC 6, Side 4
Is that a spike on your helmet, or are you just pleased to see me? ISIHAC 6, Side 4
It's called a siren suit, because everyone who sees it goes oooowwwwwwwwww! ISIHAC 6, Side 4
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