| Rev. Iain Paisley: PEACE ON EARTH. GOODWILL TO ALL MEN. (A hospital spokesman described Mr. Paisley's condition as 'stable') | 1986 Xmas Special
25 Dec 1996 |
Christ is born on Christmas Day,
In a stable he is hid.
Spread the news without delay,
But don't tell bloody Sid! | 1986 Xmas Special
25 Dec 1996 |
| From Gaugin to Van Gogh: A Merry Christmas & a Happy New Ear. Hope you got the new pair of spectacles. | 1986 Xmas Special
25 Dec 1996 |
| From Sir Robert Armstrong in Australia to Mrs. Thatcher: I wish you every happiness for the festive season. Please note: I am being economical with the truth. | 1986 Xmas Special
25 Dec 1996 |
| From Mrs. Thatcher: I hope you all enjoy these public holidays, because next year I'm going to privatise them. | 1986 Xmas Special
25 Dec 1996 |
| From Nelson to Lady Hamilton: Weather lovely here. See you in the New Year. Thanks for the half bottle of Optrex. | 1986 Xmas Special
25 Dec 1996 |
| A sampler from Princess Michael of Kent: God Bless You Tiny Tim. Copyright PMK 1986 | 1986 Xmas Special
25 Dec 1996 |
| From an Air Hostess: Ding Dong Merrily On High! | 1986 Xmas Special
25 Dec 1996 |
