The ISIHAC
New Definitions Page

Last Updated
16 Nov 2009

On the BBC Radio 4 show I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue, one of the rounds includes suggestions for new definitions for words from the Uxbridge English Dictionary. Here are some of the teams' suggestions, along with some of my suggestions. If you have any ideas you would like included, please e-mail me here, and I will add the best ones (with full credit to you of course)

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Dictator: A humourously-shaped root vegetable Reading
04 Jun 2001
Colonnade: A fizzy enema Reading
04 Jun 2001
Gurgle: To steal a ventriloquist's dummy Reading
04 Jun 2001
Snuff Box: A coffin Reading
04 Jun 2001
Toronto: Expression used by the Lone Ranger when drunkenly addressing his colleague Reading
04 Jun 2001
Hydrangea: Warning by the Lone Ranger's colleague Reading
04 Jun 2001
Circumspect: The point of view of a Rabbi Reading
04 Jun 2001
Humpty-Dumpty: One who is humped and dumped Reading
04 Jun 2001
Intercontinental: A person who's wet themselves all over the world Reading
04 Jun 2001
Sub judice: The Israeli underground system Reading
04 Jun 2001
Importune: Singing like Jeremy Hardy Reading
04 Jun 2001
Beaverbrook: A nude bathing area Reading
04 Jun 2001
Rapscallion: A funky spring onion Reading
04 Jun 2001
Disconsolate: A particular embassy Reading
04 Jun 2001
Hiding: A bell you can't reach Reading
04 Jun 2001
Lymph: Verb: To walk with a lisp Reading
04 Jun 2001
Transistor: A brother who wears his mother's clothes Reading
04 Jun 2001
Antelope: To run off with your mother's sister Reading
04 Jun 2001
Collonade: A fizzy enema Reading
04 Jun 2001
Beatitude: Pose adopted by an insect prior to pollination Sheffield
11 Jun 2001
Hustle-bustle: A 19th century kerb-crawler Sheffield
11 Jun 2001
Capsize: Usually about 7¼ Sheffield
11 Jun 2001
Acolyte: Easy-listening clarinet music Sheffield
11 Jun 2001
Nonchalant: To arrive at Butlin's without prior booking Sheffield
11 Jun 2001
Rancour: Japanese term of abuse Sheffield
11 Jun 2001
Disappear: To insult a Lord Sheffield
11 Jun 2001
Hoarding: Prostitute's microwave Sheffield
11 Jun 2001
Contraband: U.S. backed, counter-revolutionary orchestra Sheffield
11 Jun 2001
Indelible: Person who cannot be persuaded to eat bagels Sheffield
11 Jun 2001
Scarf: To eat in Knightsbridge Sheffield
11 Jun 2001
Idiomatic: Ugandan washing machine Sheffield
11 Jun 2001
Quattrocento: Person who's seen Suzi Quattro 15 times Sheffield
11 Jun 2001
Fragrant: A sweet smelling tramp Sheffield
11 Jun 2001
Flatulance: Emergency vehicle that picks you up after you've been run over by a steam-roller Sheffield
11 Jun 2001
Titillate: Delayed puberty Sheffield
11 Jun 2001
Indict: When the Queen is unsure about something Norwich
25 Jun 2001
Years: When the Queen is sure about something Norwich
25 Jun 2001
Guacamole: A Mexican visitor to Toad Hall Norwich
25 Jun 2001
Artery: Shooting arrows at paintings Norwich
25 Jun 2001
Shambolical: Padded Y-fronts Norwich
25 Jun 2001
Widdecombe: A brush to make your hair look like a wig Norwich
25 Jun 2001
Propaganda: A post for one legged male geese Norwich
25 Jun 2001
Psychiatric: Guessing right, three times in a row Norwich
25 Jun 2001
Hosepipe: A dance by sailors wearing socks Norwich
25 Jun 2001
Abbatoir: Three-in-a-bed in a monastery Norwich
25 Jun 2001
Propane: People who are into S&M Norwich
25 Jun 2001
Alcoholic: Someone who drinks more than their doctor Norwich
25 Jun 2001
Quango: A gay tango Norwich
25 Jun 2001
Baptist: A junior hamburger chef Norwich
25 Jun 2001
Assassination: An arrangement to meet a donkey Norwich
25 Jun 2001
Saxophone: Hotline to a salt supplier Norwich
25 Jun 2001
Circumstantial: Circumcision on a really big baby Norwich
25 Jun 2001
Miasma: The reason I need an inhaler Norwich
25 Jun 2001
Implication: An ointment for little goblins Norwich
25 Jun 2001
Hob-Nobbing: Casual sex with a goblin Norwich
25 Jun 2001
Wished: A card game played by people who are pisshed
28 May 1973
Nestlecock: A blockage (derived from a plumber eating chocolate & not concentrating on what he's doing)
28 May 1973
Perceant: An early arrival at the insects' ball
28 May 1973
Opsimath: A slang term used by the Italian gangs in London as in the phrase 'You wanna I should give you a punch op si math?'
28 May 1973
Fondue: An affectionate sheep Wolverhampton
12 Nov 2001
To triumph: To audition the chairman of I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue Wolverhampton
12 Nov 2001
Wisteria: Laughing till you wet yourself Wolverhampton
12 Nov 2001
Liability: Jeffrey Archer's greatest asset Wolverhampton
12 Nov 2001
Dunderhead: What a sculptor says when he's finished the top part of a bust Wolverhampton
12 Nov 2001
Cenotaph: A Welsh laxative Wolverhampton
12 Nov 2001
Cocoa Bean: An ex-clown Wolverhampton
12 Nov 2001
Trampoline: Cleansing fluid for tramps Wolverhampton
12 Nov 2001
Mastiff: A row during a church service Wolverhampton
12 Nov 2001
Willy-nilly: Cycling accident Wolverhampton
12 Nov 2001
Diarrhœa: An unattractive bottom Wolverhampton
12 Nov 2001
Hob-nob: Cooking accident Wolverhampton
12 Nov 2001
Celibate: A virgin fish (see also 'poor sole') Wolverhampton
12 Nov 2001
Unction: No effin' use Wolverhampton
12 Nov 2001
Pile driver: Suppository Wolverhampton
12 Nov 2001
[ Forbearing: A group of pregnant women Not broadcast] Wolverhampton
12 Nov 2001
[ Gross Behaviour: Farting 144 times Not broadcast] Wolverhampton
12 Nov 2001
[ Tendentious: False teeth Not broadcast] Wolverhampton
12 Nov 2001
[ Autobiography: Car service book Not broadcast] Wolverhampton
12 Nov 2001
[ Sodom: The word for the opinion commonly held about French farmers Not broadcast] Wolverhampton
12 Nov 2001
[ Toilet: A little bit of work Not broadcast] Wolverhampton
12 Nov 2001
[ Passover: An Israeli motorway junction Not broadcast] Wolverhampton
12 Nov 2001
[ Genealogy: Aversion to denim Not broadcast] Wolverhampton
12 Nov 2001
[ Illustrate: A heterosexual who's not too well Not broadcast] Wolverhampton
12 Nov 2001
[ Moustache: Gotta go! Not broadcast] Wolverhampton
12 Nov 2001
[ Banshee: Male chauvanist Not broadcast] Wolverhampton
12 Nov 2001
Condominium: Birth control device made from metal...that you hit your daughter's boyfriend in the testicles with Brighton
03 Dec 2001
Turpentine: A Geordie highwayman Brighton
03 Dec 2001
Judicious: Hebrew crockery Brighton
03 Dec 2001
Laminated: A pregnant sheep Brighton
03 Dec 2001
Posthumous: The act of delivering Greek food by mail Brighton
03 Dec 2001
Balderdash: What you do when your wig has blown off Brighton
03 Dec 2001
Curate: A doctor Brighton
03 Dec 2001
Game Warden: Jeffrey Archer's only option on a Friday night Brighton
03 Dec 2001
Catalyst: Three-legged moggy Brighton
03 Dec 2001
Collie-Wobbles: Three-legged sheep dog Brighton
03 Dec 2001
Morass: Request from the director of a strip show Brighton
03 Dec 2001
Impermeable: Hair that is impossible to style Brighton
03 Dec 2001
Tarmac: Scottish gratitude Brighton
03 Dec 2001
Sanctity: Drooping bosom Brighton
03 Dec 2001
Egret: An apology sent by computer Bristol
17 Dec 2001
Claustrophobia: Fear of Father Christmas Bristol
17 Dec 2001
Baloney: Disappointing skirt length fashion Bristol
17 Dec 2001
Bicycle: Double headed corn cutter Bristol
17 Dec 2001
Coffee: Someone covered in spit Bristol
17 Dec 2001
Boutique: A startling kind of hardwood Bristol
17 Dec 2001
Loggerheads: People who are addicted to sniffing lumberjacks Bristol
17 Dec 2001
Circumnavigator: Jewish sailor Bristol
17 Dec 2001
Circumlocution: The pointless lengthening of a foreskin Bristol
17 Dec 2001
Granary: Old folks' home Bristol
17 Dec 2001
Knighthood: Contraceptive Bristol
17 Dec 2001
Dilate: Live long Bristol
17 Dec 2001
Tapioca: A disappointingly average dance routine Bristol
17 Dec 2001
Sycamore: Not as well as I used to be Bristol
17 Dec 2001
Taffeta: A Welsh goats' cheese Bristol
17 Dec 2001
Piston: Humiliated Bristol
17 Dec 2001
Undertaker: A half-hearted shoplifter Bristol
17 Dec 2001
Hydraulics: To conceal the things that you rest your oars in Bristol
17 Dec 2001
Trigonometry: A cowboy's method for locating his horse Bristol
17 Dec 2001
Negligent: A man who wears lingerie 30th Anniversary
13 Apr 2002
Cryogenic: When you turn out in a photograph to look like Barry 30th Anniversary
13 Apr 2002
Stir-Fry: To arouse Stephen 30th Anniversary
13 Apr 2002
Parsnip: Dad's vasectomy 30th Anniversary
13 Apr 2002
Marmite: Mum's possibly up for it, especially if Dad's past it 30th Anniversary
13 Apr 2002
Wallaby: Someone aspiring to be a kangaroo 30th Anniversary
13 Apr 2002
Countryside: To kill Piers Morgan 30th Anniversary
13 Apr 2002
Tomahawk: A vegetable of prey 30th Anniversary
13 Apr 2002
Dipthong: To wash an undergarment 30th Anniversary
13 Apr 2002
Lip-synch: A ladies' intimate wash-basin 30th Anniversary
13 Apr 2002
Placebo: A Spanish tenor who does nothing for me 30th Anniversary
13 Apr 2002
Rectitude: The angle at which a thermometer should be inserted 30th Anniversary
13 Apr 2002
Homophobe: Somebody who doesn't like The Simpsons 30th Anniversary
13 Apr 2002
Portent: The Millennium Dome 30th Anniversary
13 Apr 2002
Rebut: Having your bottom lifted Bradford
27 May 2002
Miniscule: A toddlers' play group in Liverpool Bradford
27 May 2002
Mastiff: Boys at a Britney Spears concert Bradford
27 May 2002
Dentist: Man who fixes your car Bradford
27 May 2002
Lactose: The effect of frostbite Bradford
27 May 2002
Dissident: Foreigner pointing out damage to your car Bradford
27 May 2002
Disguise: Pointing out the foreigner who's pointing out damage to your car Bradford
27 May 2002
Cock-a-leekie: Prostate problem Bradford
27 May 2002
Custard: To swear after stepping in something Bradford
27 May 2002
Dilatory: Conservative sex aid Bradford
27 May 2002
Doughnut: Eccentric millionaire Bradford
27 May 2002
Hullaballoo: How to greet a bear Bradford
27 May 2002
Fiasco: Unsuccessful wall painting Bradford
27 May 2002
Geranium: The cry of the parachute regiment's flower arranging display team Bradford
27 May 2002
Castigate: To have a nasty accident whilst climbing into a field Bradford
27 May 2002
Combat: An aggressive marsupial Bradford
27 May 2002
Artefact: Pretentious statistic Bradford
27 May 2002
Onion bhajee: French canal boatman Bradford
27 May 2002
Hebrew: Jewish tea-bag Bradford
27 May 2002
[ Browning: Gravy-loving poet Not broadcast] Bradford
27 May 2002
[ Truncheon: Policeman's midday meal Not broadcast] Bradford
27 May 2002
[ Comatose: My foot's gone to sleep Not broadcast] Bradford
27 May 2002
[ Contradiction: Nicaraguan accent Not broadcast] Bradford
27 May 2002
[ Investment: Thermal underwear for bankers Not broadcast] Bradford
27 May 2002
[ Biology: The science of why women shop Not broadcast] Bradford
27 May 2002
[ Rampart: Essential element in sheep breeding Not broadcast] Bradford
27 May 2002
[ Adjunct: Advertising campaign, now dropped Not broadcast] Bradford
27 May 2002
[ Surrogate: Stand-in Yorkshire spa town Not broadcast] Bradford
27 May 2002
[ Innuendo: Italian suppository Not broadcast] Bradford
27 May 2002
[ Crackdown: Hiding drugs when the police turn up Not broadcast] Bradford
27 May 2002
[ Dragnet: Stockings for men Not broadcast] Bradford
27 May 2002
[ Centrigufal: Soldier falling over Not broadcast] Bradford
27 May 2002
[ Recordable: Sash windows you can fix Not broadcast] Bradford
27 May 2002
[ Notable: Full restaurant Not broadcast] Bradford
27 May 2002
[ Circumstantial: Jewish singer with the Bonzo Dog Doo Da Band Not broadcast] Bradford
27 May 2002
[ Delight: Making things go dark Not broadcast] Bradford
27 May 2002
[ Forecast: Fishing before anyone else Not broadcast] Bradford
27 May 2002
[ Transistor: Sex change sibling Not broadcast] Bradford
27 May 2002
[ Dogma: Bitch Not broadcast] Bradford
27 May 2002
[ Prophylactic: Holder of the chair in milk Not broadcast] Bradford
27 May 2002
[ Intent: Determination to go camping Not broadcast] Bradford
27 May 2002
[ Shinto: Leg diagram Not broadcast] Bradford
27 May 2002
[ Mistake: Female shoplifter Not broadcast] Bradford
27 May 2002
Trolley: An abundance of trolls Hastings
24 Jun 2002
Hobgoblin: Eating stoves Hastings
24 Jun 2002
Comatose: Foot's gone dead Hastings
24 Jun 2002
Fecund: The one before 'fird' Hastings
24 Jun 2002
Napkin: One of the tiny sleep nymphs Hastings
24 Jun 2002
Lampoon: A device for whaling at night Hastings
24 Jun 2002
Cantankerous: Chain of shops that sell tanks Hastings
24 Jun 2002
Sweet Trolley: An abundance of delightful trolls Hastings
24 Jun 2002
Stylist: A pig directory Hastings
24 Jun 2002
Cr?che: A collision in Kensington Hastings
24 Jun 2002
Hither: A snake with a hare lip Hastings
24 Jun 2002
Stalactite: Pissed prisoners of war Hastings
24 Jun 2002
Picador: Find your own way out Hastings
24 Jun 2002
Hay wain: Essex greeting Hastings
24 Jun 2002
Quince: Not quite a coincidence Hastings
24 Jun 2002
Dichotomy: A surgical procedure for the removal on an unwanted Welshman Malvern
25 Nov 2002
Varnish: To disappear in Mayfair Malvern
25 Nov 2002
Piccaninny: The voting system for a new Tory leader Malvern
25 Nov 2002
Banshee: Gentlemen's club Malvern
25 Nov 2002
Frogspawn: Blue movies for the French Malvern
25 Nov 2002
Frigate: A ship that nobody cares about Malvern
25 Nov 2002
Cauterised: Cyclops when he's squinting Malvern
25 Nov 2002
Xylophone (or to pronounce it correctly 'zyl-oph-o-nee')The Greek goddess of Scrabble Malvern
25 Nov 2002
Shingle: Sean Connery's definition of a bachelor Malvern
25 Nov 2002
Scooby-Doo: A responsible dog owner Malvern
25 Nov 2002
Supercede: Clark Kent's sperm sample Malvern
25 Nov 2002
Spectacular: A short-sighted vampire Malvern
25 Nov 2002
Culotte: Post Office Malvern
25 Nov 2002
Geriatric: Fine bowling spell by a German cricketer Malvern
25 Nov 2002
Piano: A musical shipping line Malvern
25 Nov 2002
Adder: Derbyshire expression meaning 'I have slept with that woman' Malvern
25 Nov 2002
Defibrillate: To interpret the meaning of Jeffrey Archer Malvern
25 Nov 2002
Libel: Australian price tag Malvern
25 Nov 2002
Shellfish: A bit like a shelf Malvern
25 Nov 2002
Abscond: To steal someone's cream tea Malvern
25 Nov 2002
Urdu: Liverpool coiffure Malvern
25 Nov 2002
Ransom: A short amount of exercise Sadler's Wells
23 Dec 2002
Mucus: A swear word used by cats Sadler's Wells
23 Dec 2002
Avoidable: What a cow with a headache does Sadler's Wells
23 Dec 2002
Bordello: Blasé greeting Sadler's Wells
23 Dec 2002
Dipthong: Minimalist laundry Sadler's Wells
23 Dec 2002
Pontificate: A lecture on French bridges Sadler's Wells
23 Dec 2002
Dogma: Bitch Sadler's Wells
23 Dec 2002
Preach: A soft fruit with a speech defect Sadler's Wells
23 Dec 2002
Hagiography: Edwina Currie's book Sadler's Wells
23 Dec 2002
Follicle: A tiny little ruin built on a small hill Sadler's Wells
23 Dec 2002
Migraine: What a farmer calls his crop Sadler's Wells
23 Dec 2002
Bedlam: A very favourite sheep Sadler's Wells
23 Dec 2002
Cross country: Iraq Sadler's Wells
23 Dec 2002
Accordian: Musical instrument made from string Kevin Hale
Bloodless Coup: An an?mic pigeon Kevin Hale
Bulldoze: To fall asleep during a party political broadcast Kevin Hale
Cabbage: Taxi fare Kevin Hale
Carcase: A garage Kevin Hale
Code: When you suffer a blocked nose, sore throat etc. Kevin Hale
Diarrhœa: A journal listing your stomach upsets Kevin Hale
Dibber: A boy scout Kevin Hale
Diptheria: Someone who expounds about slumps in profit Kevin Hale
Executive: A hangman Kevin Hale
Farming: The vase that's furthest away from you Kevin Hale
Fiefdom: A prophylactic for bananas Kevin Hale
Filling Station: A dental surgery Kevin Hale
Flare-Up: What happens when the wind catches your bell-bottoms Kevin Hale
Forbidden: Not allowed to go to an auction Kevin Hale
Fortitude: Feeling of inner strength felt by an army just before it attacks a castle Kevin Hale
Intermittent: A boy scout's request for you to join him under canvas Kevin Hale
Interruption: A pause during a funeral Kevin Hale
Jigsaw: Injury caused through Irish dancing Kevin Hale
Logjam: Constipation! Kevin Hale
Mosquito: A fly that lives in Muslim churches Kevin Hale
Overnight Bag: Complimentary 'lady-of-the-night' provided in a hotel Kevin Hale
Pizza: A piece of (of Italian origin) Kevin Hale
Propaganda: To have a good look at something in London Kevin Hale
Shampoo: Fake dog turd Kevin Hale
Suffocation: Being made to live in Ipswich Kevin Hale
Superfluous: We went on holiday with Super Airlines Kevin Hale
Tentative: Doubtful about going camping Kevin Hale
Umber: Person who hesitates a lot when speaking Kevin Hale
Upholstery: The first floor of a pub Kevin Hale
Vegetable: Thing to lay out salad on Kevin Hale
Melancholy: Very sad mixed vegetables Kevin Hale
Campanology: Intense study Kevin Hale
Paraphrase: GERONIMO!!! Kevin Hale
Diversion: Translation into Welsh John M
Hullabaloo: Noisy lavatory John M
Medieval: Harold Shipman John M
Codpieces: Fish fingers John M
Knapsack: Sleeping bag John M
Wanderlust: A promiscuous hiker Andy Jackson
Pumpkin: To interrogate a member of your family Andy Jackson
Sycophant: I much prefer Dec Andy Jackson
Dickens: A 1960s sex party Andy Jackson
Worship: Used to be a boat Kevin Hale
Divergin': An unsuccessful Welsh lethario Darlington
02 Jun 2003
Suggestive: A sexy biscuit Darlington
02 Jun 2003
Loofah: An outdoor toilet Darlington
02 Jun 2003
Veneer: Flemish painter of floorboards Darlington
02 Jun 2003
Meander: She and I Darlington
02 Jun 2003
Garden Gate: Huge scandal involving Graeme Garden Darlington
02 Jun 2003
Blandish: Michael Aspel Darlington
02 Jun 2003
Feckless: An unsuccessful Irish lethario Darlington
02 Jun 2003
Direction: Aroused Welshman Darlington
02 Jun 2003
Fibre Optics: The healthy alternative to Eye Candy Darlington
02 Jun 2003
Insolent: Fell off the Isle Of Wight ferry Darlington
02 Jun 2003
Circumnavigation: Bar Mitzvah on a cruise Darlington
02 Jun 2003
Conclude: An obscenely-shaped nose Darlington
02 Jun 2003
Humphrey: A road with no sleeping policemen Darlington
02 Jun 2003
Dildo: Pickle pastry Buxton
16 Jun 2003
Telepathy: When you can't be bothered to turn over the TV Buxton
16 Jun 2003
Splint: To run very fast with a broken leg Buxton
16 Jun 2003
Merciful: Liverpool's flooded Buxton
16 Jun 2003
Portly: Shaped like a harbour Buxton
16 Jun 2003
Mutate: An art gallery for cats Buxton
16 Jun 2003
Syllabub: To float like Cilla Black Buxton
16 Jun 2003
Plebiscite: Web page for common people Buxton
16 Jun 2003
Wench: A spanner belonging to Jonathan Ross Buxton
16 Jun 2003
Suffragette: Package holiday flight Buxton
16 Jun 2003
Raffia: The craft fair organised crime syndicate Buxton
16 Jun 2003
Tadpole: A quarter Polish Buxton
16 Jun 2003
Grandee: The old lady between Gran C and Gran E Buxton
16 Jun 2003
Abacus: Swedish swear word Buxton
16 Jun 2003
Hogmanay: Someone who may be considered to have too large a collection of a particular impressionist painter Buxton
16 Jun 2003
Analysis: A rectal examination Kevin Hale
Cellphone: Means of communication for prisoners Kevin Hale
Colic: Acute stomach ache affecting sheep dogs Kevin Hale
Consensus: An agreement to falsify population statistics Kevin Hale
Decimated: How you feel after leaving an orgy with ten people Kevin Hale
Diary: A book in which to list funeral dates Kevin Hale
Drawback: Problem associated with being uncircumsized Kevin Hale
Dyspepsia: Stomach ache from drinking too much cola Kevin Hale
Ennoculation: Vaccination against the Black Death Kevin Hale
Ergo: She went Kevin Hale
Fallacy: False belief that your penis is bigger than it really is Kevin Hale
Gullible: An easily-duped sea bird Kevin Hale
Lay-By: A place to pull off the road for safe sex Kevin Hale
Marsupial: Mother's conger potage Kevin Hale
Nephophilia: Morbid fear of German cooking appliances Kevin Hale
Orgasm: Being overcome with pleasure at a rowing event Kevin Hale
Overcharged: When you've paid too much for a battery Kevin Hale
Ovulate: "Oh No! I think I'm pregnant!!" Kevin Hale
Paradox: Quandary over which physician to choose Kevin Hale
Remember: To recall that you must rejoin a club Kevin Hale
Rent Boy: The consequences of having anal sex with a male prostitute without lubrication Kevin Hale
Repercussions: The consequences of playing the drums Kevin Hale
Rubicon: Being seen off over the price of a Cockney curry Kevin Hale
Synagogue: The wide-eyed look when watching a blue movie for the first time Kevin Hale
Tripod: Three-legged device for carrying offal Kevin Hale
Tycoon: Businessman who made his money selling cravats Kevin Hale
Trolley Bus: Mobile underwear shop Kevin Hale
Tantamount: To ride a French aunt Torquay
23 Jun 2003
Direct: Ruined by a Welshman Torquay
23 Jun 2003
Oxymoron: Stupid cow Torquay
23 Jun 2003
Copulate: The time it takes the police to show up in an emergency Torquay
23 Jun 2003
[ Pilaf: French chinese singer Not broadcast] Torquay
23 Jun 2003
Poppycock: A streaker on November 11th Torquay
23 Jun 2003
Hæmorrhage: A line of piles Torquay
23 Jun 2003
Coiffure: A pretentious drinker Torquay
23 Jun 2003
Pandemonium: Black and white musical instrument Torquay
23 Jun 2003
Mosquito: A tiny place of Muslim worship Torquay
23 Jun 2003
Physique: A Perrier enema Torquay
23 Jun 2003
Thermidor: A Spanish lobster fighter Torquay
23 Jun 2003
Increment: Opposite of excrement Torquay
23 Jun 2003
Inclement: Freudian slip Torquay
23 Jun 2003
Osmosis: Early Australian prophet Torquay
23 Jun 2003
Pistachio: To draw a moustache on a poster when you're under the influence of drink Torquay
23 Jun 2003
Hindsight: Jennifer Lopez Torquay
23 Jun 2003
Gigolo: Jennifer Lopez running Torquay
23 Jun 2003
[ Mystical: Miss Whiplash for children Not broadcast] Torquay
23 Jun 2003
Delectable: Iain Duncan Smith Torquay
23 Jun 2003
Counterpane: Someone who works in the Post Office Torquay
23 Jun 2003
[ Mutate: Art gallery for cats Not broadcast] Torquay
23 Jun 2003
Egret: An apology sent by computer ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Claustrophobia: Fear of Father Christmas ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Baloney: Disappointing skirt length fashion ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Boutique: A startling kind of hardwood ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Loggerheads: People who are addicted to sniffing lumberjacks ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Geriatric: Fine bowling spell by a German cricketer ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Dichotomy: A surgical procedure for the removal on an unwanted Welshman ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Culotte: Post Office ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Frigate: A ship that nobody cares about ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Xylophone (or to pronounce it correctly 'zyl-oph-o-nee')The Greek goddess of Scrabble ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Granary: Old folks' home ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Knighthood: Contraceptive ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Defibrillate: To interpret the meaning of Jeffrey Archer ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Dilate: Live long ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Tapioca: A disappointingly average dance routine ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Sycamore: Not as well as I used to be ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Abscond: To steal someone's cream tea ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Frogspawn: Blue movies for the French ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Piston: Humiliated ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Undertaker: A half-hearted shoplifter ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Piccaninny: The voting system for a new Tory leader ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Urdu: Liverpool coiffure ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Trigonometry: A cowboy's method for locating his horse ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Indict: When the Queen is unsure about something ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Years: When the Queen is sure about something ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Guacamole: A Mexican visitor to Toad Hall ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Artery: Shooting arrows at paintings ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Shambolical: Padded Y-fronts ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Widdecombe: A brush to make your hair look like a wig ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Propaganda: A post for one legged male geese ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Psychiatric: Guessing right, three times in a row ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Hosepipe: A dance by sailors wearing socks ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Abbatoir: Three-in-a-bed in a monastery ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Propane: People who are into S&M ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Alcoholic: Someone who drinks more than their doctor ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Quango: A gay tango ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Baptist: A junior hamburger chef ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Assassination: An arrangement to meet a donkey ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Saxophone: Hotline to a salt supplier ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Circumstantial: Circumcision on a really big baby ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Miasma: The reason I need an inhaler ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Implication: An ointment for little goblins ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Hob-Nobbing: Casual sex with a goblin ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Custody: Belated insult Simon Thomson
Literacy: Discarded pornography Simon Thomson
Condominium: Rubber market leader Simon Thomson
Bouffant: Surprising typeface Kevin Hale
Contact: To swindle someone with diplomacy Kevin Hale
Convince: To swindle someone named Vincent Kevin Hale
Rebut: Having your bottom lifted ISIHAC 8, Side 1
Miniscule: A toddlers' play group in Liverpool ISIHAC 8, Side 1
Mastiff: Boys at a Britney Spears concert ISIHAC 8, Side 1
Dentist: Man who fixes your car ISIHAC 8, Side 1
Lactose: The effect of frostbite ISIHAC 8, Side 1
Dissident: Foreigner pointing out damage to your car ISIHAC 8, Side 1
Disguise: Pointing out the foreigner who's pointing out damage to your car ISIHAC 8, Side 1
Cock-a-leekie: Prostate problem ISIHAC 8, Side 1
Custard: To swear after stepping in something ISIHAC 8, Side 1
Dilatory: Conservative sex aid ISIHAC 8, Side 1
Doughnut: Eccentric millionaire ISIHAC 8, Side 1
Hullaballoo: How to greet a bear ISIHAC 8, Side 1
Fiasco: Unsuccessful wall painting ISIHAC 8, Side 1
Bordello: Blasé greeting ISIHAC 8, Side 1
Geranium: The cry of the parachute regiment's flower arranging display team ISIHAC 8, Side 1
Castigate: To have a nasty accident whilst climbing into a field ISIHAC 8, Side 1
Combat: An aggressive marsupial ISIHAC 8, Side 1
Artefact: Pretentious statistic ISIHAC 8, Side 1
Onion bhajee: French canal boatman ISIHAC 8, Side 1
Hebrew: Jewish tea-bag ISIHAC 8, Side 1
Divergin': An unsuccessful Welsh lethario ISIHAC 8, Side 3
Polyunsaturated: A dry parrot ISIHAC 8, Side 3
Veneer: Flemish painter of floorboards ISIHAC 8, Side 3
Carpentry: A way in for ornamental fish ISIHAC 8, Side 3
Feckless: An unsuccessful Irish lethario ISIHAC 8, Side 3
Direction: Aroused Welshman ISIHAC 8, Side 3
Pokemon: A Jamaican proctologist ISIHAC 8, Side 3
Stucco: Hitherto unknown Marx brother ISIHAC 8, Side 3
Macadam: The first ever Scotsman ISIHAC 8, Side 3
Pom-Pom: Australian word for English twins ISIHAC 8, Side 3
Hedgerow: Hedgehog eggs ISIHAC 8, Side 3
Insolent: Fell off the Isle Of Wight ferry ISIHAC 8, Side 3
Circumnavigation: Bar Mitzvah on a cruise ISIHAC 8, Side 3
Loophole: A very long lavatory brush ISIHAC 8, Side 3
Meander: She and I ISIHAC 8, Side 3
Gripe: What Australians make wine from ISIHAC 8, Side 3
Hotpot: Stolen drugs ISIHAC 8, Side 3
Macaroni: Inventor of the pasta wireless ISIHAC 8, Side 3
Hormone: ...no forget it! ISIHAC 8, Side 3
Merseyside: The killing of Scousers ISIHAC 8, Side 3
Dildo: Pickle pastry ISIHAC 8, Side 4
Telepathy: When you can't be bothered to turn over the TV ISIHAC 8, Side 4
Splint: To run very fast with a broken leg ISIHAC 8, Side 4
Merciful: Liverpool's flooded ISIHAC 8, Side 4
Portly: Shaped like a harbour ISIHAC 8, Side 4
Pandemonium: Black and white musical instrument ISIHAC 8, Side 4
Syllabub: To float like Cilla Black ISIHAC 8, Side 4
Plebiscite: Web page for common people ISIHAC 8, Side 4
Direct: Ruined by a Welshman ISIHAC 8, Side 4
Poppycock: A streaker on November 11th ISIHAC 8, Side 4
Wench: A spanner belonging to Jonathan Ross ISIHAC 8, Side 4
Suffragette: Package holiday flight ISIHAC 8, Side 4
Raffia: The craft fair organised crime syndicate ISIHAC 8, Side 4
Tadpole: A quarter Polish ISIHAC 8, Side 4
Physique: A Perrier enema ISIHAC 8, Side 4
Hogmanay: Someone who may be considered to have too large a collection of a particular impressionist painter ISIHAC 8, Side 4
Elemental: Spanish village idiot Winchester
24 Nov 2003
Plinth: Artist formerly known as having two speech defects Winchester
24 Nov 2003
Proletarian: Someone who only eats common people Winchester
24 Nov 2003
Rugger: A wig maker Winchester
24 Nov 2003
Spinach: Skin irritation from sitting near Alastair Campbell Winchester
24 Nov 2003
Polygon: Missing parrot Winchester
24 Nov 2003
Polyunsaturated: Dry parrot Winchester
24 Nov 2003
Politician: Famous Italian painting of a parrot Winchester
24 Nov 2003
Ninety-nine: A sexual act involving a flake Winchester
24 Nov 2003
Algebra: A brassiere made of kelp Winchester
24 Nov 2003
Polygamist: Two timing parrot Winchester
24 Nov 2003
Problematic: Dodgy loft conversion Winchester
24 Nov 2003
Bicycle: An icicle that swings both ways Winchester
24 Nov 2003
Leprechaun: A variety of wheat whose ears fall off Winchester
24 Nov 2003
Toadstool: Porn version of Wind In The Willows Winchester
24 Nov 2003
Manoeuvre: A vacuum cleaner even men can work Winchester
24 Nov 2003
Stalactite: Getting drunk in a German PoW camp Kevin Hale
Five-A-Side: To kill a boy band Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003
Pre-Raphaelite: One who leaves before the raffle Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003
[ Boundary: Ungentlemanly behaviour Not broadcast] Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003
Guy Fawkes Night: End of October to early December Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003
Microbe: A tiny little dressing gown Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003
[ Archery: Lying under oath, and at all other times Not broadcast] Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003
Vegetarian: Bad hunter Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003
Ramshackle: Male chastity belt Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003
Piston: Someone who is taken advantage of Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003
[ Toga: Dyslexic goat Not broadcast] Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003
[ Nail File: Someone who's really into DIY Not broadcast] Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003
Blame: Walking with a blimp Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003
[ Almoner: An expensive meal Not broadcast] Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003
Shingles: What Barry never orders late in the evening Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003
Buttercup: Face down Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003
[ Ambergris: David Dickinson (see also Tangent) Not broadcast] Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003
[ Dictator: An amusingly shaped root vegetable Not broadcast] Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003
[ Poop Scoop: A tabloid exclusive Not broadcast] Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003
[ Somersault: A fair weather sailor Not broadcast] Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003
Conurbation: What convicts do alone in their cells at night Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003
Christmas: September to the end of January Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003
[ Zither: Yorkshire for 'Look here' Not broadcast] Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003
[ Impart: Goblin painting Not broadcast] Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003
[ Terrapin: A brooch devoted to bringing down the government by the use of violence Not broadcast] Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003
[ Tally-Ho: Hunt groupie Not broadcast] Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003
[ Barricade: A soldiers' helpline Not broadcast] Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003
[ Acapulco: Unaccompanied Mexican Not broadcast] Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003
[ Relish: Not quite rel Not broadcast] Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003
Hunky-Dory: A butch fish Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003
Orthadontists: Those very devout dentists with the beards and the hats Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003
[ Lassitude: One bitten by a Collie Not broadcast] Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003
[ Plutocrat: Somebody who votes for a Disney character Not broadcast] Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003
[ Enrage: A row about poultry Not broadcast] Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003
[ Antelope: To run off and marry an insect Not broadcast] Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003
[ Saab: Indian for 'Nice car, Master' Not broadcast] Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003
[ Atrophy: Something you win at sport Not broadcast] Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003
[ Overage: A row about eggs Not broadcast] Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003
[ Flambards: Burning poets Not broadcast] Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003
Derelict: Pleasant experience in Ireland Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003
Divergin': An unsuccessful Welsh lethario Best of ISIHAC 2003
29 Dec 2003
Veneer: Flemish painter of floorboards Best of ISIHAC 2003
29 Dec 2003
Insolent: Fell off the Isle Of Wight ferry Best of ISIHAC 2003
29 Dec 2003
Splint: To run very fast with a broken leg Best of ISIHAC 2003
29 Dec 2003
Feckless: An unsuccessful Irish lethario Best of ISIHAC 2003
29 Dec 2003
Telepathy: When you can't be bothered to turn over the TV Best of ISIHAC 2003
29 Dec 2003
Plebiscite: Web page for common people Best of ISIHAC 2003
29 Dec 2003
Wench: A spanner belonging to Jonathan Ross Best of ISIHAC 2003
29 Dec 2003
Poppycock: A streaker on November 11th Best of ISIHAC 2003
29 Dec 2003
Hogmanay: Someone who may be considered to have too large a collection of a particular impressionist painter Best of ISIHAC 2003
29 Dec 2003
Copulate: The time it takes the police to show up in an emergency Best of ISIHAC 2003
29 Dec 2003
Hindsight: Jennifer Lopez Best of ISIHAC 2003
29 Dec 2003
Gigolo: Jennifer Lopez running Best of ISIHAC 2003
29 Dec 2003
Counterpane: Someone who works in the Post Office Best of ISIHAC 2003
29 Dec 2003
Spinach: Skin irritation from sitting near Alastair Campbell Best of ISIHAC 2003
29 Dec 2003
Leprechaun: A variety of wheat whose ears fall off Best of ISIHAC 2003
29 Dec 2003
Manoeuvre: A vacuum cleaner even men can work Best of ISIHAC 2003
29 Dec 2003
Five-A-Side: To kill a boy band Best of ISIHAC 2003
29 Dec 2003
Pre-Raphaelite: One who leaves before the raffle Best of ISIHAC 2003
29 Dec 2003
Piston: Someone who is taken advantage of Best of ISIHAC 2003
29 Dec 2003
Derelict: Pleasant experience in Ireland Best of ISIHAC 2003
29 Dec 2003
Canteloupe: Unable to run off and get married Best of ISIHAC 2003
29 Dec 2003
Archery: Lying Best of ISIHAC 2003
29 Dec 2003
Scum: It has arrived Best of ISIHAC 2003
29 Dec 2003
Aromatic: A handy gadget used by Robin Hood Best of ISIHAC 2003
29 Dec 2003
Gentry: The way in to the men's toilets Kevin Hale
Crescendo: Termination of child care Dartford
07 Jun 2004
Trash: Yorkshire measles Dartford
07 Jun 2004
Mogadon: My cat's a professor Dartford
07 Jun 2004
Boutique: To heckle wood Dartford
07 Jun 2004
Cabaret: A wide range of available taxis Dartford
07 Jun 2004
Rugged: Wearing a wig Dartford
07 Jun 2004
Foreskin: To compel relatives Dartford
07 Jun 2004
Brandish: What Barry orders after a meal Dartford
07 Jun 2004
Clarify: To domesticate the Grundys Dartford
07 Jun 2004
Lactose: Frostbite Dartford
07 Jun 2004
Cocquette: Small penis Dartford
07 Jun 2004
Judo: Kosher plasticine Dartford
07 Jun 2004
Dandelion: A big camp cat Leeds
08 Dec 2003
Suffocation: A week in Lowestoft Leeds
08 Dec 2003
[ Propaganda: A moral goose Not broadcast] Leeds
08 Dec 2003
Ee-by-gum: Drugs taken orally in Yorkshire Leeds
08 Dec 2003
[ Throng: A three-pieced thong Not broadcast] Leeds
08 Dec 2003
[ Humdinger: A fly swat Not broadcast] Leeds
08 Dec 2003
[ Marigold: Get-rich-quick Not broadcast] Leeds
08 Dec 2003
Fairy Tale: Beer made from ferrets Leeds
08 Dec 2003
[ Crystallise: Retirement gift for Lord Nelson Not broadcast] Leeds
08 Dec 2003
Logarithm: Lumberjack's contraceptive Leeds
08 Dec 2003
[ Bigotry: A lumberjack's boast Not broadcast] Leeds
08 Dec 2003
Archery: Lying Leeds
08 Dec 2003
[ Trampette: A lady tramp Not broadcast] Leeds
08 Dec 2003
Canteloupe: Unable to run off and get married Leeds
08 Dec 2003
Macadam: A Scottish brothel-keeper Leeds
08 Dec 2003
Circumspect: Spotted Dick Leeds
08 Dec 2003
[ Suffocation: A week in Lowestoft Not broadcast] Leeds
08 Dec 2003
[ Lurcher: Chas'n'Dave song Not broadcast] Leeds
08 Dec 2003
Lupine: An air freshener Leeds
08 Dec 2003
[ Catalyst: Top celebrity moggies Not broadcast] Leeds
08 Dec 2003
[ Pince-Nez: Not wearing underwear Not broadcast] Leeds
08 Dec 2003
[ Porcupine: A reluctant vegetarian Not broadcast] Leeds
08 Dec 2003
[ Wisteria: Hilarious hanging plant Not broadcast] Leeds
08 Dec 2003
Tentative: Not sure about camping Leeds
08 Dec 2003
Slippery: A bit like a slipper Leeds
08 Dec 2003
Scum: It has arrived Leeds
08 Dec 2003
[ Mascot: Catholic nursery Not broadcast] Leeds
08 Dec 2003
[ Pile: Australian bucket Not broadcast] Leeds
08 Dec 2003
Harlequin: One of a set of five motor bikes Leeds
08 Dec 2003
Fuselage: Not many that big Leeds
08 Dec 2003
Aromatic: A handy gadget used by Robin Hood Leeds
08 Dec 2003
Bollocks: Unsuccessful Botox Leeds
08 Dec 2003
[ Defunct: Gangster band Not broadcast] Leeds
08 Dec 2003
[ Advisor: The best way to stop the wind getting into your helmet Not broadcast] Leeds
08 Dec 2003
[ Limpet: A little limp Not broadcast] Leeds
08 Dec 2003
[ Angiogram: Irish singer Not broadcast] Leeds
08 Dec 2003
[ Stylist: A pig's address book Not broadcast] Leeds
08 Dec 2003
Ice Cream Sundaes: Iain Paisley's autobiography Belfast
21 Jun 2004
Stockade: A meat-based fizzy drink Belfast
21 Jun 2004
Melancholy: Funny shaped dog Belfast
21 Jun 2004
Shamrock: Tribute band Belfast
21 Jun 2004
Explain: Concorde Belfast
21 Jun 2004
Cathartic: When the bag freezes Belfast
21 Jun 2004
Arizona: The person that 'Arry belongs to Belfast
21 Jun 2004
Scintillate: To commit adultery till breakfast Belfast
21 Jun 2004
Boulangerie: To heckle underwear Belfast
21 Jun 2004
Renegade: A device for blowing up anagram enthusiasts Belfast
21 Jun 2004
Bacteria: Returning more upset than when you left Belfast
21 Jun 2004
Tapas: To gently touch someone's bottom Belfast
21 Jun 2004
Tombola: A man who throws cats Belfast
21 Jun 2004
Pulpit: Warren Beatty's bed Belfast
21 Jun 2004
Taffeta: A cannibal with a preference for Welsh people Belfast
21 Jun 2004
I Must Admit: Geordie acknowledgement of someone with Colman's on their hand Neil Freckleton
Pecadillo: A chicken shaped vibrator Neil Freckleton
Tint: The opposite of 'tis Neil Freckleton
Skid Marks: Groucho's motor racing brother Neil Freckleton
Humourous: Amusing Greek salad ingredient Neil Freckleton
Alloy: A metal friend Neil Freckleton
Wick: A candle that burns for seven days Neil Freckleton
Focaccia: A bread with no interest in the far east Salford
05 Jul 2004
Diamante: Way to start a letter to Second World War Field Marshall Salford
05 Jul 2004
Retread: Very red, in Yorkshire Salford
05 Jul 2004
[ Signature: Baby swan droppings Not broadcast] Salford
05 Jul 2004
Online: I've done t'weekly wash Salford
05 Jul 2004
[ Indelible: A bull in Delhi Not broadcast] Salford
05 Jul 2004
[ Sociopath: A killer who does wonders for you back pain Not broadcast] Salford
05 Jul 2004
Evanescent: A Welshman who glows in the dark Salford
05 Jul 2004
[ Secular: Junk mail in Liverpool Not broadcast] Salford
05 Jul 2004
[ Biology: The science of shopping Not broadcast] Salford
05 Jul 2004
[ Cenotaph: Welsh laxative Not broadcast] Salford
05 Jul 2004
Aperitif: Cockney dentures Salford
05 Jul 2004
[ Vespa: Evensong on a scooter Not broadcast] Salford
05 Jul 2004
[ Acapulco: Unaccompanied Mexican Not broadcast] Salford
05 Jul 2004
Haddock: An enclosure for sea horses Salford
05 Jul 2004
[ Deserted: The pudding's done a runner Not broadcast] Salford
05 Jul 2004
[ Ersatz: Liverpool milliners Not broadcast] Salford
05 Jul 2004
Porcupine: To regret becoming a vegetarian Salford
05 Jul 2004
[ Pathos: Unsuccessful musketeer Not broadcast] Salford
05 Jul 2004
[ Tortoise: Slow musketeer Not broadcast] Salford
05 Jul 2004
[ Alligator: Someone who accuses you of things Not broadcast] Salford
05 Jul 2004
Wholesaler: Moby Dick's lunch Salford
05 Jul 2004
[ Poltroon: Parrot from Scotland Not broadcast] Salford
05 Jul 2004
[ Undertaker: Someone who nicks your pants Not broadcast] Salford
05 Jul 2004
[ Cherry: Rather like a chair Not broadcast] Salford
05 Jul 2004
Pandemonium: A musical instrument that won't breed in captivity Salford
05 Jul 2004
Quaker: Posh duck Salford
05 Jul 2004
Satire: Seated in a more elevated position Salford
05 Jul 2004
[ Pentecost: An expensive Biro Not broadcast] Salford
05 Jul 2004
[ Mutant: A cross between a cat and an insect Not broadcast] Salford
05 Jul 2004
[ Anachronism: Political system with no government and no sense of timing Not broadcast] Salford
05 Jul 2004
[ Domineering: Earring shaped like a domino Not broadcast] Salford
05 Jul 2004
[ Vocation: Giving your voice a rest Not broadcast] Salford
05 Jul 2004
[ Supine: To take a tree to court Not broadcast] Salford
05 Jul 2004
[ Inclement: What you never want to be on Just A Minute Not broadcast] Salford
05 Jul 2004
[ Unfurled: Not furled Not broadcast] Salford
05 Jul 2004
[ Monochrome: Bath with only one tap Not broadcast] Salford
05 Jul 2004
[ Stylist: A pig's book Not broadcast] Salford
05 Jul 2004
[ Explain: Concorde Not broadcast] Salford
05 Jul 2004
Cantilever: The switch on an electric horse Salford
05 Jul 2004
[ Check Mate: Someone you pay to be your friend Not broadcast] Salford
05 Jul 2004
[ Exclaim: Alimony Not broadcast] Salford
05 Jul 2004
[ Condominium: Storage facility for purple flour Not broadcast] Salford
05 Jul 2004
[ Pillowcase: One removed from head case Not broadcast] Salford
05 Jul 2004
[ Titillate: One who behaves like a bird till 2000 hours Not broadcast] Blackpool
09 Dec 2002
Macadam: The first ever Scotsman Blackpool
09 Dec 2002
[ Demsel: What Humph says to Colin Not broadcast] Blackpool
09 Dec 2002
[ Waxwork: Slogan for the Society for the Restoration of Corporal Punishment Not broadcast] Blackpool
09 Dec 2002
Polyunsaturated: A dry parrot Blackpool
09 Dec 2002
[ Analyst: An Indian currency table Not broadcast] Blackpool
09 Dec 2002
Hors d'Oeuvre: Women who hang around diesel pumps Blackpool
09 Dec 2002
[ Motion Picture: Stomach X-Ray Not broadcast] Blackpool
09 Dec 2002
Carpentry: A way in for ornamental fish Blackpool
09 Dec 2002
Pokemon: A Jamaican proctologist Blackpool
09 Dec 2002
[ Traumatise: Troubled neckwear Not broadcast] Blackpool
09 Dec 2002
[ Tumbril: Stomach polish Not broadcast] Blackpool
09 Dec 2002
Stucco: Hitherto unknown Marx brother Blackpool
09 Dec 2002
Pom-Pom: Australian word for English twins Blackpool
09 Dec 2002
[ Pharmacist: Agricultural swelling Not broadcast] Blackpool
09 Dec 2002
[ Dilate: Failing to call the emergency services Not broadcast] Blackpool
09 Dec 2002
[ Handicapper: Downmarket milliner Not broadcast] Blackpool
09 Dec 2002
[ Screwdriver: Mick Jagger's chauffer Not broadcast] Blackpool
09 Dec 2002
[ Impact: Goblin stand-up Not broadcast] Blackpool
09 Dec 2002
Hedgerow: Hedgehog eggs Blackpool
09 Dec 2002
Gripe: What Australians make wine from Blackpool
09 Dec 2002
Extemporary: Permanent Blackpool
09 Dec 2002
[ Porsche: Really, really posh Not broadcast] Blackpool
09 Dec 2002
Loophole: A very long lavatory brush Blackpool
09 Dec 2002
[ Circumflex: Wire used for unmentionable sexual act Not broadcast] Blackpool
09 Dec 2002
[ Antidisestablishmentarianism: Strangely named northern aunty Not broadcast] Blackpool
09 Dec 2002
[ Wedge: Roy Jenkin's pet name for Reginald Maudlin Not broadcast] Blackpool
09 Dec 2002
[ Tangerine: Colour you get from sunbeds as used by Bargain Hunt presenter Not broadcast] Blackpool
09 Dec 2002
[ Diarrhoea: Poor quality backside Not broadcast] Blackpool
09 Dec 2002
Hotpot: Stolen drugs Blackpool
09 Dec 2002
[ Psychopath: Bike lane Not broadcast] Blackpool
09 Dec 2002
[ Relief: What trees do in spring Not broadcast] Blackpool
09 Dec 2002
Macaroni: Inventor of the pasta wireless Blackpool
09 Dec 2002
[ Apex: Gorilla's wristwatch Not broadcast] Blackpool
09 Dec 2002
[ Elephant: Beautifully dressed but overweight Not broadcast] Blackpool
09 Dec 2002
[ Equip: Un-asked for joke off the internet Not broadcast] Blackpool
09 Dec 2002
Hormone: ...no forget it! Blackpool
09 Dec 2002
Merseyside: The killing of Scousers Blackpool
09 Dec 2002
Albino: Saudi Arabian childrens comic Darryl Anthony
Problematic: A faulty washing machine Darryl Anthony
Ovaltine: An overweight adolescent Darryl Anthony
Asphalt: A problem with your donkey Darryl Anthony
Combination: A country where everyone owns Volkswagen camper vans Darryl Anthony
Luggage: How old your ears are Darryl Anthony
Leotard: A very dim-witted lion Darryl Anthony
Economist: Discount fog Harold Reynolds
Gabbro: Where the guests on a chat show sit Harold Reynolds
Pendulous: When you can put a pen under it and it stays there Basingstoke
13 Dec 2004
Psychopath: Crazy paving Basingstoke
13 Dec 2004
Mistake: Winner of a butcher's beauty contest Basingstoke
13 Dec 2004
Gross Mistake: Unlikely winner of a butcher's beauty contest Basingstoke
13 Dec 2004
Decease: To stop stopping Basingstoke
13 Dec 2004
[ Troilism: The ability to fit three people into a wooden horse Not broadcast] Basingstoke
13 Dec 2004
[ Dover Sole: Kentish folk music Not broadcast] Basingstoke
13 Dec 2004
[ Leap-Frog: Queue-hopping in France Not broadcast] Basingstoke
13 Dec 2004
Maisonette: A very small Chief Constable Basingstoke
13 Dec 2004
[ Meritritious: A greeting usually following by "and a Happy New Year" Not broadcast] Basingstoke
13 Dec 2004
Sewage: Legal work Basingstoke
13 Dec 2004
[ Aloe Vera: The greeting that wartime troops gave to Miss Lynn Not broadcast] Basingstoke
13 Dec 2004
iPod: Optical aid using peas Basingstoke
13 Dec 2004
Palisade: What the Queen drinks Basingstoke
13 Dec 2004
Margate: The mother of all scandals Basingstoke
13 Dec 2004
Timbre: The cry of a French lumberjack as a tree falls Basingstoke
13 Dec 2004
Sentiment: The perfume he intended to buy Basingstoke
13 Dec 2004
Postulate: The new name for Royal Mail Basingstoke
13 Dec 2004
Herpes: What my wife has won prizes for at the local flower show Basingstoke
13 Dec 2004
Juniper: Israeli crab Basingstoke
13 Dec 2004
Deglaze: To stop watching Neighbours Basingstoke
13 Dec 2004
[ Chutzpah: Character in Shakespeare's Henry IV Not broadcast] Basingstoke
13 Dec 2004
[ Killjoy: Miserable antiques dealer Not broadcast] Basingstoke
13 Dec 2004
[ Hop-Scotch: One-legged Glaswegian Not broadcast] Basingstoke
13 Dec 2004
Decade: Ant Basingstoke
13 Dec 2004
Torpid: Incomplete torpedo Basingstoke
13 Dec 2004
Wisp: A really pathetic wasp Basingstoke
13 Dec 2004
[ Sirloin: Cat's crotch Not broadcast] Basingstoke
13 Dec 2004
Mushrooms: What Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen does Basingstoke
13 Dec 2004
Crescendo: Termination of child care 2004 Xmas Special Compilation
27 Dec 2004
Quaker: Posh duck 2004 Xmas Special Compilation
27 Dec 2004
Mogadon: My cat's a professor 2004 Xmas Special Compilation
27 Dec 2004
Bacteria: Returning more upset than when you left 2004 Xmas Special Compilation
27 Dec 2004
Pandemonium: A musical instrument that won't breed in captivity 2004 Xmas Special Compilation
27 Dec 2004
Tombola: A man who throws cats 2004 Xmas Special Compilation
27 Dec 2004
Postulate: The new name for Royal Mail 2004 Xmas Special Compilation
27 Dec 2004
Tapas: To gently touch someone's bottom 2004 Xmas Special Compilation
27 Dec 2004
Foreskin: To compel relatives 2004 Xmas Special Compilation
27 Dec 2004
Pulpit: Warren Beatty's bed 2004 Xmas Special Compilation
27 Dec 2004
Renegade: A device for blowing up anagram enthusiasts 2004 Xmas Special Compilation
27 Dec 2004
Mushrooms: What Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen does 2004 Xmas Special Compilation
27 Dec 2004
Sewage: Legal work 2004 Xmas Special Compilation
27 Dec 2004
Dossier: A French tramp Hull
03 Jan 2005
Scandal: Footwear you should be ashamed of Hull
03 Jan 2005
Arsenic: I've just sat on a razor blade Hull
03 Jan 2005
Vanish: Rather like a van Hull
03 Jan 2005
Organism: An irrational prejudice against Wurlitzers Hull
03 Jan 2005
Cannibalistic: A Geordie missile Hull
03 Jan 2005
Wolverine: A product for cleaning wolves Hull
03 Jan 2005
Bigamist: A larger-than-usual fog Hull
03 Jan 2005
Testicular: A vampire who talks bollocks Hull
03 Jan 2005
Retard: Very difficult in Yorkshire Hull
03 Jan 2005
Harpist: Fairly drunk Hull
03 Jan 2005
Weight-Machine: A Virgin train Hull
03 Jan 2005
Bishoprick: Unpopular member of the clergy Hull
03 Jan 2005
Weight-Watcher: A Virgin passenger Hull
03 Jan 2005
Sea Legs: The eggs of the seal Hull
03 Jan 2005
Cabbage: The opinions of taxi drivers Hull
03 Jan 2005
Substitute: An underwater hooker Hull
03 Jan 2005
May Fly: A Virgin 'plane Hull
03 Jan 2005
Childhood: Very young gangster Tunbridge Wells
17 Jan 2005
Horticulturalist: Brian Sewell Tunbridge Wells
17 Jan 2005
Haphazard: Mind that hap! Tunbridge Wells
17 Jan 2005
[ Oxymoron: Stupid cow Not broadcast] Tunbridge Wells
17 Jan 2005
Deliberate: To imprison Tunbridge Wells
17 Jan 2005
[ Defile: One of Jack Dee's fans Not broadcast] Tunbridge Wells
17 Jan 2005
[ Digression: Welsh fighting talk Not broadcast] Tunbridge Wells
17 Jan 2005
Heathrow: Brief description of what a baggage handler does Tunbridge Wells
17 Jan 2005
Orchid: The son of a Brummie Tunbridge Wells
17 Jan 2005
Livery: Rather like liver Tunbridge Wells
17 Jan 2005
Coincidental: Having matching teeth Tunbridge Wells
17 Jan 2005
Luton Airport: Slightly more detailed description of what a baggage handler does Tunbridge Wells
17 Jan 2005
Donation: Where Homer Simpson is King Tunbridge Wells
17 Jan 2005
Damnation: Holland Tunbridge Wells
17 Jan 2005
Lamination: New Zealand Tunbridge Wells
17 Jan 2005
[ Walkie-Talkie: Flightless parrot Not broadcast] Tunbridge Wells
17 Jan 2005
Extort: Having left school Tunbridge Wells
17 Jan 2005
Abatement: Downstairs storage area used by man with sinus trouble Tunbridge Wells
17 Jan 2005
Harpist: Fairly drunk Tunbridge Wells
17 Jan 2005
Tutonic: What you order with tu gins Tunbridge Wells
17 Jan 2005
[ Bishoprick: Unpopular member of the clergy Not broadcast] Tunbridge Wells
17 Jan 2005
[ Cauterize: A squinting cyclops Not broadcast] Tunbridge Wells
17 Jan 2005
[ Flippant: Glib insect Not broadcast] Tunbridge Wells
17 Jan 2005
[ Xenophobia: Fear of Buddhists Not broadcast] Tunbridge Wells
17 Jan 2005
[ Iconography: Filthy Byzantine pictures Not broadcast] Tunbridge Wells
17 Jan 2005
[ Angiogram: Irish folk singer Not broadcast] Tunbridge Wells
17 Jan 2005
Shoe-horn: A fettish Tunbridge Wells
17 Jan 2005
Wristwatch: All night vigil in a very strict monastry Tunbridge Wells
17 Jan 2005
[ Tiddlywinks: A kip after a skinfull Not broadcast] Tunbridge Wells
17 Jan 2005
[ Paraffin: Flying fish Not broadcast] Tunbridge Wells
17 Jan 2005
[ Marmite: An insect found on mothers Not broadcast] Tunbridge Wells
17 Jan 2005
[ Barometric: Euro gardening aid Not broadcast] Tunbridge Wells
17 Jan 2005
Disdain: Being rude to someone from Denmark Tunbridge Wells
17 Jan 2005
[ Hop Scotch: One-legged Glaswegian Not broadcast] Tunbridge Wells
17 Jan 2005
[ Starburst: Celebrity exploding Not broadcast] Tunbridge Wells
17 Jan 2005
Aardvark: Harmless quadruped (c.f. 'aardvark never killed anybody')  
Abort: Sea-faring vessel from the Midlands  
Accomplish: A drunken sidekick  
Acupuncture: Very deliberate tyre slashing  
Adder: Tasteless boast  
Alimony: Backstreet currency  
Alkaline: A que at Alcoholics Anonymous  
Announce: 28 grams  
Arcane: Liverpudlian bamboo  
Aspire: The pointy bit on a church  
Asymmetry: Place where you bury stiffs  
Autocue: Traffic jam  
Balderdash: A rapidly receding hairline  
Banquette: A tiny shag  
Barrel-Organ: Brewer's droop  
Bathos: Unsuccessful musketeer  
Climate: The motto of The Everest Club  
Co-opt: Brainwashed by a leading supermarket chain  
Bile: An Australian bundle of hay  
Biopsy: An organic gipsy  
Biro: To purchase fish eggs  
Biro: Property developer  
Boa constrictor: South African truss  
Codicil: Buffalo Bill's window box  
Condense: To fool the stupid  
Brouhaha: Jolly tea party  
Bustard: A very rude omnibus driver  
Buttress: A woman who keeps interrupting  
Caddy: Rather like a cad  
Can-can: Tintin's partner  
Candid: Past tense of 'can do'  
Canoodle: To fondle in a small boat  
Canteen: One who has reached the age of consent  
Capsule: Better than Christmas  
Carping: To do a fish impression  
Cataract: Japanese for 'Cadillac'  
Caustic: Foul-mouthed parasite  
Chairs: A toast by the Queen  
Condominium: Chemist's shop  
Context: Prison library book  
Coquette: Small penis  
Corridor: Entrance to The Rover's Return  
Crux: Middle class villains  
Debasement: De room under de ground floor  
Deft: Ebsolutely med  
Demistifier: Retired magician  
Descant: A white collar insect  
Diffident: Novelty toothpaste  
Discount: Making clear which member of the nobility you are talking about  
Discover: A record sleeve  
Dodo: A repeat of 'The Simpsons'  
Egocentric: The yolk  
Elegy: An inflammatory reaction to poetry  
Esplanade: Attempting an explanation when drunk  
Ethics: The place where girls with white stilettos live  
Expense: Old money  
Expensive: No longer thoughtful  
Feckless: Censored version of 'Father Ted'  
Finesse: A woman from Finland  
Flemish: Prone to spitting  
Fornication: Communication between golfers  
Gargoyle: An olive-flavoured mouthwash  
Gazette: A baby antelope  
Geiger counter: Device for measuring the skill of ventriloquists  
Gonorrhoea: Behind with the rent  
Hacksaw: A tabloid report  
Henceforward: Poultry advancing  
Hirsute: Ladies' clothing  
Humbug: A musical insect  
Humphrey: A good sound system  
Hundred: A fear of Germans  
Iconography: Filthy Byzantine pictures  
Impeccable: Bird proof  
Income: Entrance  
Inhabit: Dressed as a monk  
Integrate: Answer to the question: 'Where's t'coal?'  
Intense: Camping  
Ipswich: What you turn your hip on with  
Jacobites: Michael Jackson's range of snacks  
Jasmine: Kenny Ball's band  
Jocular: Funny eye  
Jocularity: Lughter on horseback  
Ketchup: To draw level  
Khaki: Device for starting an automobile  
Kilometre: Device to calculation extent of slaughter on talen shows (cf. Pol-Pot's record-breaking appearance on 'Opportunity Knocks')  
Kinship: An unpoular boat  
Kirby-grip: North Yorkshire handshake  
Kitten: Hit by a kite  
Knapweed: A damp sheet  
Lacadaisical: Short of one flower  
Legal: 16 year old bird of prey  
Likeness: Highlands enthusiast  
Locomotion: A barely audible riot  
Logical: A very small Masonic meeting house  
Lyricist: A complaint suffered by songwriters  
Mangoes: He leaves  
Manifold: Another word for origami  
Marinade: Soft drink for weddings  
Maritime: When the wedding starts  
Martini: A very small supermarket  
Mendacity: To rebuild a town  
Microfiche: Sardines  
Minimal: A small shopping centre  
Mischief: Head girl  
Head Girl: School 'bike' Kevin Hale
Mobster: An aggressive crustacean  
Moreover: Overweight dog  
Multiple: To heat wine  
Myth: A female moth  
Navigator: Road-building crocodile  
Neighbourhood: The gangster next door  
Nematode: An avenging frog  
Nurture: A Chas'n'Dave song  
Overrate: Nine  
Oyster: Someone who likes to pepper his conversation with Jewish expressions  
Paranoid: An angry person who jumps out of aeroplanes  
Parasites: Views from the Eiffel Tower  
Parsimonious: Indian singer  
Paucity: Liverpool  
Pentecost: The price of posh ladies' knickers  
Peripatetic: Disappointing chilli sauce  
Persuade: To encourage somebody to buy Hush Puppies  
Plaintiff: A row with a stewardess  
Plantation: Bad police practice  
Platitude: The opposite of 'plongitude'  
Polymath: A numerate parrot  
Pomegranate: Australian expression used to describe British stone  
Pontefract: To theorise about Yorkshire  
Posterity: Inherited bottom size  
Poultry: A small amount of chickens  
Property: A decent cuppa  
Quadrant: Four people shouting  
Quaint: Archaic form of 'quisn't'  
Quarterize: A cyclops when he's squinting  
Quash: Quince cordial  
Quietude: Ate silently  
Quisling: Underdeveloped question and answer session  
Ransack: The act of making someone redundant in a hurry  
Rectum: Indigestion  
Renovate: To restore a French car  
Revolt: To charge a battery  
Samovar: Term describing how many and whose planes are missing  
Satellite: Burnt behind  
Sealant: Amphibious insect  
Secretariat: Headwear for typists  
Sedate: Meant nine  
Shallot: No more onions  
Shambles: Imitation brambles  
Shi-tzu: An unacceptable animal park  
Snickers: Spanties  
Somersault: Substance for de-icing the roads in July  
Stalagmite: Prisoner-of-war camp for fleas  
Star-struck: Nicole Kidman's lorry  
Stopcock: A condom  
Strawberry: Grass hat  
Suffragette: Water spray for colonic cleansing  
Tannoy: To irritate loudly  
Tapestry: Ornamental plumbing  
Tatter: Poor quality milliner  
Tentacles: Prehensile genitalia  
Teepee: A small tent outside a wigwam  
Testicle: An amusing exam question  
Teutonic: What you order with 'two gin'  
Thermos: The Greek God of picnics  
Thespian: A woman who only sleeps with actresses  
Tickertape: Temporary watch strap  
Torrid: Something horrible in Yorkshire  
Trifle: A three-barrelled shot-gun  
Trilby: A bee that rings  
Truculent: Your kind loan of a Transit  
Umbrage: Angry clash between umbrella users  
Undercarriage: Run over by a train  
Urethra: Misspelt American soul singer  
Usury: Japanese for 'usually'  
Vaccinate: To administer drugs with a Hoover  
Vanilla: A large white ape  
Waif: Spouse (cf. 'You'll have met the waif')  
Wickerwork: Overseas TV journalism  
Wink: Where Jonathan Ross takes his children skating  
Wonder: The period before Tudor  
Xerox: Jeffrey Archer's typewriter  
Yankee: One who is yanked  
Yarmouth: A flavoured wine from Norfolk  
Yashmak: Shower-proof veil  
Yonder: One who yonds  
Zebra: Largest size of support garment  
Ivy: Roman for 'four' Ipswich
30 May 2005
[ Liquorice: Quite alcoholic Not broadcast] Ipswich
30 May 2005
[ Clarity: A bit like red wine Not broadcast] Ipswich
30 May 2005
Cloister: A pretentious clam Ipswich
30 May 2005
Labour: Tory Ipswich
30 May 2005
Hamas: What Geordies use to bang nails in Ipswich
30 May 2005
[ Syrupy: Might be a wig... Not broadcast] Ipswich
30 May 2005
Megawatt: PARDON?? Ipswich
30 May 2005
Liability: Political skill Ipswich
30 May 2005
[ Lap Dance: What they do at Santa's disco Not broadcast] Ipswich
30 May 2005
Cashew: Nut that makes you sneeze Ipswich
30 May 2005
Pistachio: Nut that makes you pissed Ipswich
30 May 2005
Marmalade: The cry of a new-born chick Ipswich
30 May 2005
[ Warbling: Geordie jewellery Not broadcast] Ipswich
30 May 2005
[ Terrapin: A scary brooch Not broadcast] Ipswich
30 May 2005
[ Nobbletoff: A good thing to do to The Countryside Alliance Not broadcast] Ipswich
30 May 2005
Receptacle: Painful welcome from the lady at the front desk Ipswich
30 May 2005
Dukedom: Aristocratic birth control aid Ipswich
30 May 2005
[ Worsted: Unpopular bear Not broadcast] Ipswich
30 May 2005
[ Shampoo: Imitation bear Not broadcast] Ipswich
30 May 2005
Pancreas: A gland located next to King's Cross Ipswich
30 May 2005
[ Halitosis: Smelly comet Not broadcast] Ipswich
30 May 2005
Concurrent: An object that looks like a raisin, but isn't Ipswich
30 May 2005
[ Disgusted: Not dat custard Not broadcast] Ipswich
30 May 2005
[ Philanthropist: A kindly drunk Not broadcast] Ipswich
30 May 2005
[ Throng: Three-personed thong Not broadcast] Ipswich
30 May 2005
[ Honolulu: To give an M.B.E. to a Scottish singer Not broadcast] Ipswich
30 May 2005
[ Pentecost: That biro will set you back Not broadcast] Ipswich
30 May 2005
Filofax: Pastry so thin you can send it by telephone Ipswich
30 May 2005
Comatose: What a beautician does to a lady with a lot of unwanted hair Ipswich
30 May 2005
Propaganda: A good look Ipswich
30 May 2005
[ Respect: The presenter of 'Quote, Unquote' attacked by seagulls Not broadcast] Ipswich
30 May 2005
Tinker: An Irish philosopher Ipswich
30 May 2005
Dubai: Debbie from Birmingham Ipswich
30 May 2005
Florida: More red in the face Ipswich
30 May 2005
Platypus: Give your cat pig-tails Ipswich
30 May 2005
[ Cocker Spaniel: (...at your peril!) Not broadcast] Ipswich
30 May 2005
[ Prosthetic: Not a very good call girl Not broadcast] Ipswich
30 May 2005
Tally-Ho!: A loose woman who keeps count Ipswich
30 May 2005
[ Increment: Bad Japanese weather Not broadcast] Ipswich
30 May 2005
[ Mistake: Regret becoming vegetarian Not broadcast] Ipswich
30 May 2005
[ Immitate: Pretend to be an art gallery Not broadcast] Ipswich
30 May 2005
[ Fillibuster: Clumsy vet Not broadcast] Ipswich
30 May 2005
Profligate: To tie two academics together Kevin Hale
Assassination: World of two donkeys Kevin Hale
Clogged: Bunged up with wooden footwear Kevin Hale
Expert: Saggy Rhyl
13 Jun 2005
Digression: Welsh fighting talk Rhyl
13 Jun 2005
[ Decrease: Do the ironing Not broadcast] Rhyl
13 Jun 2005
Chafe: A posh chaff Rhyl
13 Jun 2005
Euthanasia: Young people in China Rhyl
13 Jun 2005
Gastronome: Flatulent elf Rhyl
13 Jun 2005
Impending: Death of a pixie Rhyl
13 Jun 2005
Witchcraft: Anne Robinson's boat Rhyl
13 Jun 2005
[ Excaliber: Former drinker of non-alcoholic beer Not broadcast] Rhyl
13 Jun 2005
Rumination: Australia Rhyl
13 Jun 2005
Fallacy: Cocky Rhyl
13 Jun 2005
Nubile: Recent speech by Iain Paisley Rhyl
13 Jun 2005
Wisteria: A nostalgic form of panic Rhyl
13 Jun 2005
Triumph: To attempt to get off with our chairman Rhyl
13 Jun 2005
Lamentable: The Sunday roast's ready Rhyl
13 Jun 2005
[ Jellied Eels: What jelly brokers do Not broadcast] Rhyl
13 Jun 2005
[ Ramsgate: Farming scandal Not broadcast] Rhyl
13 Jun 2005
[ Bicycle: An icicle that swings both ways Not broadcast] Rhyl
13 Jun 2005
[ Trigonometry: A graveyard for horses Not broadcast] Rhyl
13 Jun 2005
A La Carte: Muslim wheelbarrow Rhyl
13 Jun 2005
[ Gringo: Mexican drummer Not broadcast] Rhyl
13 Jun 2005
[ Smitten: A baby Smurf Not broadcast] Rhyl
13 Jun 2005
[ Homeopath: Gay pavement Not broadcast] Rhyl
13 Jun 2005
[ Analyst: Sit to one side Not broadcast] Rhyl
13 Jun 2005
[ Genealogy: Medical reaction to figures who appear from magic lamps Not broadcast] Rhyl
13 Jun 2005
Transistor: A nun with surprisingly large hands Rhyl
13 Jun 2005
[ Aerobic: Chocolate biro Not broadcast] Rhyl
13 Jun 2005
[ Smirks: Geordie cigarettes Not broadcast] Rhyl
13 Jun 2005
[ Offcut: Government watchdog monitoring vasectomies Not broadcast] Rhyl
13 Jun 2005
[ Imitate: Pretend to be an art gallery Not broadcast] Rhyl
13 Jun 2005
[ Mississippi: Wife of Mr. Ippi Not broadcast] Rhyl
13 Jun 2005
[ Yeoman: Greeting for hip people Not broadcast] Rhyl
13 Jun 2005
[ Buzzard: Energetic panel game Not broadcast] Rhyl
13 Jun 2005
Asbestos: Greek Anti-Social Behaviour Order Oxford
27 Jun 2005
[ Excaliber: Former drinker of non-alcoholic beer Not broadcast] Oxford
27 Jun 2005
Philander: The Duke of Edinburgh & the Queen Oxford
27 Jun 2005
Semolina: A system of signalling with puddings Oxford
27 Jun 2005
[ Warbling: Geordie jewellery Not broadcast] Oxford
27 Jun 2005
Pistachio: The facial hair you might find on the top lip of an alcoholic Oxford
27 Jun 2005
[ Flotilla: An amphibian ape Not broadcast] Oxford
27 Jun 2005
[ Syruppy: It might be a wig... Not broadcast] Oxford
27 Jun 2005
[ Proof: A homosexual roof Not broadcast] Oxford
27 Jun 2005
[ Circumvent: A Jewish air duct Not broadcast] Oxford
27 Jun 2005
[ Decrease: Do the ironing Not broadcast] Oxford
27 Jun 2005
Delegate: Jewish scandal Oxford
27 Jun 2005
Systematic: A robot nun Oxford
27 Jun 2005
Stymie: A Jewish pig Oxford
27 Jun 2005
[ Circumspect: A spotted...no I won't finish that Not broadcast] Oxford
27 Jun 2005
[ Cannibal: A shrewd male Aberdeen Angus Not broadcast] Oxford
27 Jun 2005
[ Offcut: Government watchdog for monitoring vasectomies Not broadcast] Oxford
27 Jun 2005
Boomerang: Show displeasure to a dessert Oxford
27 Jun 2005
Scurrilous: A mouse with no legs Oxford
27 Jun 2005
Aerobic: Chocolate biro Oxford
27 Jun 2005
[ Buzzard: Energetic panel game Not broadcast] Oxford
27 Jun 2005
Shrewd: A rude shrew Oxford
27 Jun 2005
Baltimore: Asking for seconds in an Indian restaurant Oxford
27 Jun 2005
Shrink: An ice-skating shrew Oxford
27 Jun 2005
Increment: Bad Japanese weather Oxford
27 Jun 2005
[ Problematic: There's a leak in t'loft Not broadcast] Oxford
27 Jun 2005
[ Worsted: Unpopular bear Not broadcast] Oxford
27 Jun 2005
[ Shampoo: Immitation bear Not broadcast] Oxford
27 Jun 2005
Chinchilla: Air-conditioned beard Oxford
27 Jun 2005
[ Gringo: Mexican drummer Not broadcast] Oxford
27 Jun 2005
Shrub: An over-friendly shrew Oxford
27 Jun 2005
[ Spell-check: Witch guide Not broadcast] Oxford
27 Jun 2005
Honolulu: To give an M.B.E. to a Scottish singer Oxford
27 Jun 2005
Polaroids: Unpleasant ailment in Arctic conditions Edinburgh
01 Sep 2005
Routine: An adolescent kangaroo Edinburgh
01 Sep 2005
[ Brouhaha: Cup of tea that tastes funny Not broadcast] Edinburgh
01 Sep 2005
[ Copulate: A nasty policeman Not broadcast] Edinburgh
01 Sep 2005
[ Tumbling: A belly-button ring Not broadcast] Edinburgh
01 Sep 2005
Gyroscope: A device for locating dole money Edinburgh
01 Sep 2005
Arsenic: To steal buttocks Edinburgh
01 Sep 2005
[ Tyrant: An angry reaction to being told you have to wear a tie Not broadcast] Edinburgh
01 Sep 2005
Can-Can: Couple of tins Edinburgh
01 Sep 2005
Toucan: Couple of tins Edinburgh
01 Sep 2005
Tintin: Famous cartoon character Edinburgh
01 Sep 2005
[ Nubile: Fresh phlegm Not broadcast] Edinburgh
01 Sep 2005
[ Gastric: When you light the fart Not broadcast] Edinburgh
01 Sep 2005
[ Puppetry: A dogs' toilet Not broadcast] Edinburgh
01 Sep 2005
[ Dullard: Boring duck Not broadcast] Edinburgh
01 Sep 2005
Dissolution: To slag off the work of Paul Daniels Edinburgh
01 Sep 2005
[ Tinker: An Irish sage Not broadcast] Edinburgh
01 Sep 2005
Missive: South African for 'very big' Edinburgh
01 Sep 2005
[ Console: To defraud a fish Not broadcast] Edinburgh
01 Sep 2005
[ Proboscis: Against the workers Not broadcast] Edinburgh
01 Sep 2005
[ Microbe: Small dressing gown Not broadcast] Edinburgh
01 Sep 2005
Common or garden: A choice between Barry and Graeme Edinburgh
01 Sep 2005
[ Pulsar: To get off with a Russian Not broadcast] Edinburgh
01 Sep 2005
[ Trampette: Small vagrant Not broadcast] Edinburgh
01 Sep 2005
May Fly: B.A. flight Edinburgh
01 Sep 2005
[ Serialize: Weetabix vision Not broadcast] Edinburgh
01 Sep 2005
[ Granary: Where old ladies live Not broadcast] Edinburgh
01 Sep 2005
Impolite: A flaming goblin Edinburgh
01 Sep 2005
[ Surcharge: What you pay for a knighthood Not broadcast] Edinburgh
01 Sep 2005
[ Listless: Upright Not broadcast] Edinburgh
01 Sep 2005
[ Purfect: An Irish cat who can't speak Not broadcast] Edinburgh
01 Sep 2005
[ Chaffinch: Small area of the body affected by excessive rubbing Not broadcast] Edinburgh
01 Sep 2005
Philharmonic: To feed the Queen Edinburgh
01 Sep 2005
Scullery: Room to display shrunken heads Kevin Hale
Diversity: Place where an Eisteddfod takes place Kevin Hale
Randomize: A squint London Palladium
21 Nov 2005
Kingdom: A Royal contraceptive London Palladium
21 Nov 2005
Stalagmite: Prison camp for fleas London Palladium
21 Nov 2005
Jugular: A busty vampire London Palladium
21 Nov 2005
Doodlebug: To draw a flea London Palladium
21 Nov 2005
Gondolier: Something you catch from a boatman London Palladium
21 Nov 2005
Dynamite: To take a flea out to lunch London Palladium
21 Nov 2005
Urethra: A soul singer who takes the piss London Palladium
21 Nov 2005
Mish-mash: To be late for chapel due to drunkenness London Palladium
21 Nov 2005
Encyclopedia: To be sexually attracted to small bikes London Palladium
21 Nov 2005
Cursory: Where young children learn to swear London Palladium
21 Nov 2005
Muzzletoff: A good thing to do to the Countryside Alliance London Palladium
21 Nov 2005
Subdued: A less-than-cool person London Palladium
21 Nov 2005
Himalaya: A transexual rooster London Palladium
21 Nov 2005
Mumps: Heaps of unwanted mothers Brighton
05 Dec 2005
[ Cheap: An Italian fry Not broadcast] Brighton
05 Dec 2005
Cursory: Where young children learn to swear Brighton
05 Dec 2005
[ Migraine: Severe headache (I don't think I've got the hang of this...) Not broadcast] Brighton
05 Dec 2005
Halitosis: Athlete's Foot caused by a comet Brighton
05 Dec 2005
E-Mail: What they say up north when the postman arrives Brighton
05 Dec 2005
Bacchanalian: To bet on a Martian Brighton
05 Dec 2005
[ Humdrum: Percussion instrument with a bee trapped in it Not broadcast] Brighton
05 Dec 2005
[ Grandpa: Old lady's golf score Not broadcast] Brighton
05 Dec 2005
[ Lovelorn: To be very, very fond of grass Not broadcast] Brighton
05 Dec 2005
Chiropractice: Getting ready to go to Egypt Brighton
05 Dec 2005
Senile: What to do in Egypt Brighton
05 Dec 2005
Canape: Scottish inability to settle your bills Brighton
05 Dec 2005
Cannelloni: Scots refusal to give you an overdraft Brighton
05 Dec 2005
Acne: Walking stick for dyslexics Brighton
05 Dec 2005
Warming: A Geordie's Chinese vase Brighton
05 Dec 2005
[ Enquire: A group of Cockney singing chickens Not broadcast] Brighton
05 Dec 2005
[ Loiter: What smokers in the Westcountry use Not broadcast] Brighton
05 Dec 2005
[ {??unreadable}: What smokers in Spain use Not broadcast] Brighton
05 Dec 2005
[ Brouh-haha: A funny cup of tea Not broadcast] Brighton
05 Dec 2005
[ Erratic: A virtual attic Not broadcast] Brighton
05 Dec 2005
[ Platypus: A cat that's sold a million records Not broadcast] Brighton
05 Dec 2005
Bin Men: People who were male but are now female Brighton
05 Dec 2005
[ Transgression: When female impersonators get cross Not broadcast] Brighton
05 Dec 2005
Groin: The 'go' light in Birmingham Brighton
05 Dec 2005
Thesaurus: Condition caused by eating the hot curry Brighton
05 Dec 2005
[ Tyrant: Angry reaction to being told you have to wear a tie Not broadcast] Brighton
05 Dec 2005
[ Shitzu: Grotty menagerie Not broadcast] Brighton
05 Dec 2005
[ Peking Duck: Very nosey water fowl Not broadcast] Brighton
05 Dec 2005
Amish: Rather like an arm Brighton
05 Dec 2005
Caesarian Section: Part of a salad Brighton
05 Dec 2005
[ Knapsack: A sleeping bag Not broadcast] Brighton
05 Dec 2005
[ Nutcase: A hat Not broadcast] Brighton
05 Dec 2005
[ Throng: Three piece thong Not broadcast] Brighton
05 Dec 2005
[ Syllabus: Liverpool coach Not broadcast] Brighton
05 Dec 2005
Navigate: Scandal concerning road diggers Brighton
05 Dec 2005
[ Analyse: Miss Ford, the newsreader, tells porkies Not broadcast] Brighton
05 Dec 2005
[ Flatterer: A rolling pin Not broadcast] Brighton
05 Dec 2005
Tailback: Post-operative Manx cat Harrogate
19 Dec 2005
[ Pricket: Male streaker at Lord's Not broadcast] Harrogate
19 Dec 2005
[ Pillowslips: The result of colagen injections Not broadcast] Harrogate
19 Dec 2005
[ Post Mistress: Sex by correspondence course Not broadcast] Harrogate
19 Dec 2005
[ Paranoid: Annoyed enough to take a flying leap Not broadcast] Harrogate
19 Dec 2005
[ Thesaurus: Prehistoric animal with many names Not broadcast] Harrogate
19 Dec 2005
[ Cabin: Taxi's arrived Not broadcast] Harrogate
19 Dec 2005
Quest: The Jonathan Ross family coat of arms Harrogate
19 Dec 2005
Pepperpot: A pot belonging to one who stutters Harrogate
19 Dec 2005
Extractor Fan: Former lover of agricultural equipment Harrogate
19 Dec 2005
[ Debonair: Posh lady broadcaster Not broadcast] Harrogate
19 Dec 2005
[ Kitch: Small kitchen Not broadcast] Harrogate
19 Dec 2005
Ponderous: Shop that sells ponds Harrogate
19 Dec 2005
[ Cami-Knickers: Speeches by the leader of the Conservative party Not broadcast] Harrogate
19 Dec 2005
Laplander: A clumsy private dancer Harrogate
19 Dec 2005
[ Profundity: To like a silly little song Not broadcast] Harrogate
19 Dec 2005
Reincarnation: Born again as a tin of condensed milk Harrogate
19 Dec 2005
Sealion: An implement for pressing seals Harrogate
19 Dec 2005
Pea Soup: Worrying medical condition Harrogate
19 Dec 2005
Peanut Butter: Even more worrying medical condition Harrogate
19 Dec 2005
Cuticle: Sexual harrassment at the Post Office Harrogate
19 Dec 2005
Gentile: Chivalrous fish Harrogate
19 Dec 2005
[ Egregious: King of the eggs Not broadcast] Harrogate
19 Dec 2005
Flemish: Rather like snot Harrogate
19 Dec 2005
Morass: Putting on weight Harrogate
19 Dec 2005
Toksvig: A clock cosy Harrogate
19 Dec 2005
Transcendental: A cross-dressing dentist (see also Tooth Fairy) Harrogate
19 Dec 2005
Exceed: A plant Harrogate
19 Dec 2005
[ Labrador: Dog used in animal experiments Not broadcast] Harrogate
19 Dec 2005
[ Lawyer: One who tells lawys Not broadcast] Harrogate
19 Dec 2005
[ Tinker: Irish sage Not broadcast] Harrogate
19 Dec 2005
[ Dictat: Shoddy condom Not broadcast] Harrogate
19 Dec 2005
Freebie: An unattached insect Harrogate
19 Dec 2005
Vigilant: An insect that stays up all night Harrogate
19 Dec 2005
[ Chaffeur: A mink salesman Not broadcast] Harrogate
19 Dec 2005
Implored: A noble goblin Kevin Hale
Celery: The annual income of a rabbit Bob May
Salary: A vegetable which can be paid directly into your bank account Bob May
Engender: To determine the sex of poultry Bob May
Heebie-Jeebies: High pitched pop group comprised of extremely nervous singing brothers Bob May
Popocatepetl: The sound you most dread hearing when sharing a bath Bob May
Blip: A warning to get out of the bath before the impending Popocatepetl Bob May
Uncouple: Auntie's got two 'husbands'. Bob May
Paraquat: The 'accident' you have in the plane immediately before your first jump Bob May
Lesion: A group of diseased soldiers Bob May
Ginginval: A gathering of redheads Bob May
Pianissimo: To aim discreetly toward the side of the toilet bowl Bob May
Kinship: The last words of the Captain of the Titanic Bob May
Tortuous:  A shelled amphibian pet who has far outstayed his welcome Bob May
Shiatsu: A dog who is willing to rub your back Bob May
Shitsu: A totally ineffective massage Bob May
Ligature: Florence Nightingale's autograph Bob May
Excrement: A drop in pay Bob May
[ Laggard: A prison warder Not broadcast] Bristol
29 May 2006
Problematic: A disastrous loft conversion Bristol
29 May 2006
Aggregate: Farming scandal Bristol
29 May 2006
[ Extraordinary Rendition: My singing [offered by Jeremy Hardy], in other words Torture Not broadcast] Bristol
29 May 2006
[ Emotions: Virtual dumps Not broadcast] Bristol
29 May 2006
[ Forbear: Oh look - There's a bear on the golf course. Look out! Not broadcast] Bristol
29 May 2006
[ Malleable: Matrimonially available Chinese lady Not broadcast] Bristol
29 May 2006
Feckless: Celibate in Ireland Bristol
29 May 2006
Pubescent: Intimate deodorant Bristol
29 May 2006
[ Missile: Air stewardess Not broadcast] Bristol
29 May 2006
Prolapse: In favour of having your dinner in front of the telly Bristol
29 May 2006
Catharsis: Bums on seats at mass Bristol
29 May 2006
Stifling: Scottish dance for pigs Bristol
29 May 2006
Dipthong: Fondue underwear Bristol
29 May 2006
[ Cannibals: Strangely intelligent Scottish cattle Not broadcast] Bristol
29 May 2006
[ Symbolic: My phone's on the blink Not broadcast] Bristol
29 May 2006
[ Prozaic: Written by somebody on antidepressants Not broadcast] Bristol
29 May 2006
[ Hypotenuse: This lavatory is engaged Not broadcast] Bristol
29 May 2006
[ Languid: Laid back Welsh village Not broadcast] Bristol
29 May 2006
Fallacy: Unusually shaped Bristol
29 May 2006
Buggery: The study of insects Bristol
29 May 2006
Rambling: Jewellery for sheep Bristol
29 May 2006
Tissues: Important matters in Yorkshire Bristol
29 May 2006
[ Gastric: Lighting a fart Not broadcast] Bristol
29 May 2006
[ Gentiles: Ceramics around a urinal Not broadcast] Bristol
29 May 2006
[ Priviledge: Outdoor loo on the tenth floor Not broadcast] Bristol
29 May 2006
[ Pantaloon: Underwear fetishist Not broadcast] Bristol
29 May 2006
[ Hairy: A bit like a German Not broadcast] Bristol
29 May 2006
Worm Cast: Downloadable worm Bristol
29 May 2006
[ Optimist: The view through a cataract Not broadcast] Bristol
29 May 2006
[ Sporran: What Scotch frogs do in ponds Not broadcast] Bristol
29 May 2006
[ Palaver: Complicated knitting pattern Not broadcast] Bristol
29 May 2006
Definite: I can't hear, man Bristol
29 May 2006
[ Metatarsels: Get-together at Jeffery Archer's Not broadcast] Bristol
29 May 2006
[ Homosexual: Randy Simpson's fan Not broadcast] Bristol
29 May 2006
[ Witchcraft: Magazine for boat owners Not broadcast] Bristol
29 May 2006
[ Defuse: As used in de plug Not broadcast] Bristol
29 May 2006
Shambolic: False testicle Bristol
29 May 2006
[ Frowning: Herr Ning's wife Not broadcast] Bristol
29 May 2006
[ Philander: The Queen and the Duke Of Edinburgh Not broadcast] Bristol
29 May 2006
[ Nicorette: Skimpy briefs Not broadcast] Bristol
29 May 2006
Bacchanalian: To bet on an outsider in the space race Bristol
29 May 2006
Aerobic: A chocolate Biro Birmingham
12 Jun 2006
Tadpole: Every so slightly Polish Birmingham
12 Jun 2006
Wastrel: A very idle bird of prey Birmingham
12 Jun 2006
County Down: Popular Irish television programme Birmingham
12 Jun 2006
Farting: Irish for 'A star' Birmingham
12 Jun 2006
Precipice: Push button toilet Birmingham
12 Jun 2006
Parapet: An airborne cat Birmingham
12 Jun 2006
Gastric: Lighting a fart Birmingham
12 Jun 2006
Cardiac: Someone who knows a hell of a lot about cardigans Birmingham
12 Jun 2006
Uncoil: French contraceptive Birmingham
12 Jun 2006
Metatarsels: Got together at Jeffrey Archer's Birmingham
12 Jun 2006
Unscrew: French prison warder Birmingham
12 Jun 2006
Jacuzzi: Italian version of famous novel by Emile Zola Birmingham
12 Jun 2006
Forbear: Look out! There's a bear on the golf course! Birmingham
12 Jun 2006
Claimant: An insect that's had an accident at work Birmingham
12 Jun 2006
Two-Fold: Beginner's origami class Birmingham
12 Jun 2006
Circumflex: To cut the end off a piece of wire Birmingham
12 Jun 2006
[ Romantic: Italian flea Not broadcast] London Palladium
21 Nov 2005
[ Carotid: A rusty motor Not broadcast] London Palladium
21 Nov 2005
[ Celtic: A prison for fleas Not broadcast] London Palladium
21 Nov 2005
[ Flea-pit: {???unreadable} Not broadcast] London Palladium
21 Nov 2005
[ Copulate: The nasty policeman Not broadcast] London Palladium
21 Nov 2005
[ Cuticle: To busk amusingly Not broadcast] London Palladium
21 Nov 2005
[ Philander: The Duke of Edinburgh & the Queen Not broadcast] London Palladium
21 Nov 2005
[ Venus Fly Trap: Method of catching extra-terrestrial fleas Not broadcast] London Palladium
21 Nov 2005
[ Prosthetic: A rubbish school-girl Not broadcast] London Palladium
21 Nov 2005
[ Emeralds: Green piles Not broadcast] London Palladium
21 Nov 2005
[ Victim: To apply chest rub to Mr Brooke-Taylor Not broadcast] London Palladium
21 Nov 2005
[ Lap Dance: What they do at Santa's discos Not broadcast] London Palladium
21 Nov 2005
[ Choux Pastry: Go away pie! Not broadcast] London Palladium
21 Nov 2005
[ Synthesize: Male false boast Not broadcast] London Palladium
21 Nov 2005
[ Snotty: Opposite of snice??? Not broadcast] London Palladium
21 Nov 2005
[ Labrador: Dog used in experiments Not broadcast] London Palladium
21 Nov 2005
[ Terrapin: Scary brooch Not broadcast] London Palladium
21 Nov 2005
[ Surcharge: What you pay for a knighthood Not broadcast] London Palladium
21 Nov 2005
[ Aerospace: Room for more chocolate Not broadcast] London Palladium
21 Nov 2005
[ Disgusted: Not dat gusted Not broadcast] London Palladium
21 Nov 2005
[ Taffeta: A Welshman {???unreadable} his {???unreadable} Not broadcast] London Palladium
21 Nov 2005
[ Mistake: Regret becoming vegetarian Not broadcast] London Palladium
21 Nov 2005
[ Tinker: An Irish sage Not broadcast] London Palladium
21 Nov 2005
[ Motorist: A painful condition affecting drivers Not broadcast] Halifax
26 Jun 2006
Biosphere: To purchase a ball Halifax
26 Jun 2006
Specimen: Italian astronauts Halifax
26 Jun 2006
[ Luge: Where Sean Connery goes when he's taken short Not broadcast] Halifax
26 Jun 2006
Typhoon: Tea that gives you wind Halifax
26 Jun 2006
[ Roulette: A Queen Not broadcast] Halifax
26 Jun 2006
[ Capable: The ability to dress flamboyantly Not broadcast] Halifax
26 Jun 2006
[ Brou-haha: Tea that tastes funny Not broadcast] Halifax
26 Jun 2006
[ Funkier: The opposite of Ikea Not broadcast] Halifax
26 Jun 2006
[ Rancour: Japanese term of abuse Not broadcast] Halifax
26 Jun 2006
Arson: To sit Halifax
26 Jun 2006
Emotions: Virtual dumps Halifax
26 Jun 2006
[ Cliché: Little known meeting between the artist Paul Clay and Che Guevara, where they designed the famous poster Not broadcast] Halifax
26 Jun 2006
Ransom: A half-hearted jog Halifax
26 Jun 2006
[ Decade: Ant Not broadcast] Halifax
26 Jun 2006
[ Mountaineer: A very specialized taxidermist Not broadcast] Halifax
26 Jun 2006
[ Artichoke: To suppress a cough while at the theatre Not broadcast] Halifax
26 Jun 2006
Iconoclastic: A rubber band for securing religious paintings Halifax
26 Jun 2006
[ Dominatrix: Show off in a pub game Not broadcast] Halifax
26 Jun 2006
Foxglove: Basil Brush Halifax
26 Jun 2006
Optical: To giggle during surgery Halifax
26 Jun 2006
[ Symbolic: My phone's on the blink Not broadcast] Halifax
26 Jun 2006
[ Hypotenuse: This lavatory is engaged Not broadcast] Halifax
26 Jun 2006
Shagpile: An experience both painful and pleasant Halifax
26 Jun 2006
Stifle: No room at the pigs' home Halifax
26 Jun 2006
[ Coconut: Chocoholic Not broadcast] Halifax
26 Jun 2006
Otter: Nice weather in Yorkshire Halifax
26 Jun 2006
[ Crocus: A fowl-mouthed blackbird Not broadcast] Halifax
26 Jun 2006
Pulpit: What to do with a Jeffrey Archer novel Halifax
26 Jun 2006
[ Beginnings: A century at Lords Not broadcast] Halifax
26 Jun 2006
[ Lucid: Attendant at the gents' Not broadcast] Halifax
26 Jun 2006
Soaring: Condition caused by eating too much curry Kevin Hale
Winnebago: A horse with a bad back Southport
20 Nov 2006
[ Botox: A seafaring bullock Not broadcast] Southport
20 Nov 2006
Tittilate: Delayed puberty Southport
20 Nov 2006
[ Balderdash: Fast receding hairline Not broadcast] Southport
20 Nov 2006
Binge: Where Sean Connery puts his rubbish Southport
20 Nov 2006
[ ASBO: Is courting Not broadcast] Southport
20 Nov 2006
[ Polish: What Sean Connery calls...no, I won't Not broadcast] Southport
20 Nov 2006
Uganda: Go and have a look Southport
20 Nov 2006
[ Optimist: Cataract Not broadcast] Southport
20 Nov 2006
Carmelite: A half-hearted Buddhist Southport
20 Nov 2006
Midwifery: Half way through breaking wind Southport
20 Nov 2006
[ Scurry: Explanation of what's on your shirt Not broadcast] Southport
20 Nov 2006
Arboretum: A dockside restaurant Southport
20 Nov 2006
Mice: Plural of mouse, unless said by the Queen, in which case it's the singular Southport
20 Nov 2006
[ Whole-food: A doughnut Not broadcast] Southport
20 Nov 2006
Geriatric: The next time Germany starts a war Southport
20 Nov 2006
Largesse: A large 'S' Southport
20 Nov 2006
[ Pulpit: Bachelor pad Not broadcast] Southport
20 Nov 2006
Surcharge: Cash for Honours Southport
20 Nov 2006
[ Bigamy: That shows magnanimity on my part Not broadcast] Southport
20 Nov 2006
Curleque: A Welsh dog Southport
20 Nov 2006
Fundamentalist: Give money to David Icke Southport
20 Nov 2006
Sorcerer: Even more of a saucer Southport
20 Nov 2006
[ Revelation: Joy experienced when the car starts Not broadcast] Southport
20 Nov 2006
Malady: A bit like a duck Southport
20 Nov 2006
Snuff box: A coffin Southport
20 Nov 2006
Argy-Bargy: Owner of a narrow boat in Buenos Aires Southport
20 Nov 2006
Bloater: Japanese straw hat Southport
20 Nov 2006
[ Cheapskate: A fish that does budgie impressions Not broadcast] Southport
20 Nov 2006
[ Cabriolet: Milk chocolate Not broadcast] Southport
20 Nov 2006
[ Pantry: Underwear counter Not broadcast] Southport
20 Nov 2006
[ Vestry: The same Not broadcast] Southport
20 Nov 2006
[ Torpid: Unfinished torpedo Not broadcast] Southport
20 Nov 2006
[ Flabbergasted: Appalled at your weight gain Not broadcast] Southport
20 Nov 2006
[ Entrance: Mispronounciation of entrance Not broadcast] Southport
20 Nov 2006
[ Finesse: A lady from Finland Not broadcast] Southport
20 Nov 2006
[ Alimony: With lemon Not broadcast] Southport
20 Nov 2006
[ {???}: Muslim, soon to be Bulgaria? Not broadcast] Southport
20 Nov 2006
[ Stipend: Pig's house with a fence around Not broadcast] Southport
20 Nov 2006
Pie Crust: What you get if you don't polish your pike Southport
20 Nov 2006
[ Catalyst: Cows leaning Not broadcast] Southport
20 Nov 2006
[ Miasma: Reason I Have an inhaler Not broadcast] Southport
20 Nov 2006
[ Paralyse: Soldiers' evidence to the Bloody Sunday enquiry Not broadcast] Southport
20 Nov 2006
[ Gushed: Expression of astonishment in an Indian restaurant Not broadcast] Southport
20 Nov 2006
[ Briar Patch: Something you wear to overcome your craving for thickets Not broadcast] Southport
20 Nov 2006
[ Cuckold: So chilly you stutter Not broadcast] Southport
20 Nov 2006
[ Counterpane: Someone working in the Post Office Not broadcast] Southport
20 Nov 2006
Coypu: Fish faeces Kevin Hale
Crackerjack: A device for raising biscuits Victoria Palace
04 Dec 2006
Scandals: Sandals with socks Victoria Palace
04 Dec 2006
[ Philip: A great boost for the Queen Not broadcast] Victoria Palace
04 Dec 2006
Jocular: Scots vampire Victoria Palace
04 Dec 2006
Soaring: Too much fruit in your diet Victoria Palace
04 Dec 2006
Sanctity: Multiple-breasted French woman Victoria Palace
04 Dec 2006
[ Prestressed: Vicar's day off Not broadcast] Victoria Palace
04 Dec 2006
[ Codicil: This fish is not well Not broadcast] Victoria Palace
04 Dec 2006
[ Production: In favour of not inviting Donald Not broadcast] Victoria Palace
04 Dec 2006
[ Chipmunk: A fryer Not broadcast] Victoria Palace
04 Dec 2006
[ See-saw: What Moses might have used to part the Dead Sea Not broadcast] Victoria Palace
04 Dec 2006
[ Obesity: Short name for band The Obesity Rollers Not broadcast] Victoria Palace
04 Dec 2006
Psychological: Something that makes sense on a bike Victoria Palace
04 Dec 2006
[ Warming: Geordie porcelain Not broadcast] Victoria Palace
04 Dec 2006
[ Anthropological: When it makes sense to chuck a Teletubbie Not broadcast] Victoria Palace
04 Dec 2006
Placenta: Japanese TV host Victoria Palace
04 Dec 2006
[ Demand: Recently widowed Not broadcast] Victoria Palace
04 Dec 2006
[ ???band: No fatties please Not broadcast] Victoria Palace
04 Dec 2006
[ Approximate: A mistress Not broadcast] Victoria Palace
04 Dec 2006
[ Integrate: A fireplace enthusiast Not broadcast] Victoria Palace
04 Dec 2006
Diabetes: Drop dead whilst making eyes at a wasp Victoria Palace
04 Dec 2006
[ Cannister: A Geordie prison Not broadcast] Victoria Palace
04 Dec 2006
Gurgle: To steal a ventriloquist's dummy Victoria Palace
04 Dec 2006
Already: To suffer from sunburn Victoria Palace
04 Dec 2006
[ Conceited: A prisoner on a chair Not broadcast] Victoria Palace
04 Dec 2006
[ Engineer: A parking space next to your house Not broadcast] Victoria Palace
04 Dec 2006
Sex: What the Queen keps her coal in Victoria Palace
04 Dec 2006
[ Interspurse: Supports Tottenham Not broadcast] Victoria Palace
04 Dec 2006
Control: Piers Morgan, A.A. Gill, Victor Lewis Smith... Victoria Palace
04 Dec 2006
[ Carping: Immitating a fish Not broadcast] Victoria Palace
04 Dec 2006
Fibre Optic: Bartender's measure for muesli Victoria Palace
04 Dec 2006
[ Reindeer: Polite weather forecast Not broadcast] Victoria Palace
04 Dec 2006
Replica: To suck up to the woman from Thomas Cook Victoria Palace
04 Dec 2006
[ Fallacy: Cocky Not broadcast] Victoria Palace
04 Dec 2006
Reproach: To harvest fish Sunderland
18 Dec 2006
Splinter: Chinese 100m runner Sunderland
18 Dec 2006
[ Maritime: A wedding Not broadcast] Sunderland
18 Dec 2006
[ Icon: Optical illusion Not broadcast] Sunderland
18 Dec 2006
[ Phlebitis: Statement of the obvious Not broadcast] Sunderland
18 Dec 2006
Goblet: A small mouth Sunderland
18 Dec 2006
Catastrophe: Feline puncuation Sunderland
18 Dec 2006
Dentist: Someone who repairs car bodywork Sunderland
18 Dec 2006
[ Scrap: A negative quality comment Not broadcast] Sunderland
18 Dec 2006
Climate: First instruction at mountaineering school Sunderland
18 Dec 2006
Mish-Mash: Sean Connery late for church Sunderland
18 Dec 2006
[ Dashboard: Selectors for the 100m Not broadcast] Sunderland
18 Dec 2006
[ Perish: A bit like 'two' Not broadcast] Sunderland
18 Dec 2006
[ Balderdash: Fast-receding hairline Not broadcast] Sunderland
18 Dec 2006
[ One Ton: Soup Not broadcast] Sunderland
18 Dec 2006
Newcastle: Minor suburb of Sunderland Sunderland
18 Dec 2006
Doldrum: An instrument to play whilst queing at the DSS Sunderland
18 Dec 2006
Shamrock: Polystyrene boulder Sunderland
18 Dec 2006
Damnation: Holland Sunderland
18 Dec 2006
Apetite: Cheerfully drunk Sunderland
18 Dec 2006
Dildo: Pickle in pastry Sunderland
18 Dec 2006
[ Cyrllic: Similar to Cyril Not broadcast] Sunderland
18 Dec 2006
[ Nick-nack: An ability to steal Not broadcast] Sunderland
18 Dec 2006
[ Paradox: Flying doctors Not broadcast] Sunderland
18 Dec 2006
[ Lagoon: Cross-dressing Spike Milligan lookalike Not broadcast] Sunderland
18 Dec 2006
Mytosis: What's on the end of my feetsis Sunderland
18 Dec 2006
[ Sometime: Maths lesson Not broadcast] Sunderland
18 Dec 2006
[ Persist: A bag snatcher Not broadcast] Sunderland
18 Dec 2006
[ Database: Place where lonely hearts hang out Not broadcast] Sunderland
18 Dec 2006
[ Collonade: A fizzy enema Not broadcast] Sunderland
18 Dec 2006
[ Dismiss: To be rude to teacher Not broadcast] Sunderland
18 Dec 2006
[ Punish: Rather like a pun Not broadcast] Sunderland
18 Dec 2006
[ Dervish: A bit like motor oil Not broadcast] Sunderland
18 Dec 2006
[ Pasta: Italian priest Not broadcast] Sunderland
18 Dec 2006
[ Yacht: Negative 'Yes' Not broadcast] Sunderland
18 Dec 2006
Escoffiere: Internet café Kevin Hale
Aerobic: A chocolate Biro 2006 Xmas Special
25 Dec 2006
Tadpole: Every so slightly Polish 2006 Xmas Special
25 Dec 2006
Wastrel: A very idle bird of prey 2006 Xmas Special
25 Dec 2006
County Down: Popular Irish television programme 2006 Xmas Special
25 Dec 2006
Farting: Irish for 'A star' 2006 Xmas Special
25 Dec 2006
Precipice: Push button toilet 2006 Xmas Special
25 Dec 2006
Parapet: An airborne cat 2006 Xmas Special
25 Dec 2006
Gastric: Lighting a fart 2006 Xmas Special
25 Dec 2006
Cardiac: Someone who knows a hell of a lot about cardigans 2006 Xmas Special
25 Dec 2006
Uncoil: French contraceptive 2006 Xmas Special
25 Dec 2006
Metatarsels: Got together at Jeffrey Archer's 2006 Xmas Special
25 Dec 2006
Unscrew: French prison warder 2006 Xmas Special
25 Dec 2006
Jacuzzi: Italian version of famous novel by Emile Zola 2006 Xmas Special
25 Dec 2006
Forbear: Look out! There's a bear on the golf course! 2006 Xmas Special
25 Dec 2006
Claimant: An insect that's had an accident at work 2006 Xmas Special
25 Dec 2006
Two-Fold: Beginner's origami class 2006 Xmas Special
25 Dec 2006
Circumflex: To cut the end off a piece of wire 2006 Xmas Special
25 Dec 2006
Escapee: The one that falls off your fork Kevin Hale
Cataract: An Oriental luxury car Marcus Tee
Vacancy: That empty letter that comes right after 'B' Marcus Tee
Castrate: The price of a broken arm Marcus Tee
Cursory: An apology from a dog Marcus Tee
Leap Year: A frog's life Marcus Tee
Dialog: An awful piece of wood London Coliseum
11 Jun 2007
Goody-Bag: Jade's mother London Coliseum
11 Jun 2007
Cactii: Rubbish neckwear London Coliseum
11 Jun 2007
Laburnum: A French barbeque London Coliseum
11 Jun 2007
Coitus Interruptus: Deck games on the Titanic London Coliseum
11 Jun 2007
Mem Sahib: The same Swedish car London Coliseum
11 Jun 2007
King's Cross Station: A Royal lobster London Coliseum
11 Jun 2007
Artistry: 'istory of art London Coliseum
11 Jun 2007
Dictating: Leaking milk from an unusual place London Coliseum
11 Jun 2007
Elevenses: A Welsh bullfighting family London Coliseum
11 Jun 2007
Measles: What artists use for self portraits London Coliseum
11 Jun 2007
Undeterred: A skid mark London Coliseum
11 Jun 2007
Goatherd: Exclamation whilst flushing London Coliseum
11 Jun 2007
Scar Tissue: A problem attaching a DVD to the television London Coliseum
11 Jun 2007
[ Politician: A parrot named after a painter Not broadcast] Cardiff
18 Jun 2007
Granule: Santa Claus's mother Cardiff
18 Jun 2007
Suitable: A cow Cardiff
18 Jun 2007
[ Pigsticking: Clockwork pork Not broadcast] Cardiff
18 Jun 2007
Pastiche: What Sean Connery eats in Cornwall Cardiff
18 Jun 2007
Dictaphone: Someone you don't like calling Cardiff
18 Jun 2007
Arsehole: Suddenly remembering the capital of South Korea Cardiff
18 Jun 2007
Bronchodilator: A very old horse Cardiff
18 Jun 2007
Audi A4: What you say when you drop a heavy ream of paper on your foot Cardiff
18 Jun 2007
Trinidad: The reply to the question "Which of those two fashion experts do you fancy, son?" Cardiff
18 Jun 2007
Twinge: What Sean Connery calls children of the same age Cardiff
18 Jun 2007
Cruise Control: Scientology Cardiff
18 Jun 2007
Windbreak: Backward fart Cardiff
18 Jun 2007
Benign: What it'll be after eight Cardiff
18 Jun 2007
[ Ratatouille: The sound made by a machine gun ricochet Not broadcast] Cardiff
18 Jun 2007
[ Global: Cattle near Sellafield Not broadcast] Cardiff
18 Jun 2007
Ski Lift: The elation you feel after eating a yoghurt Cardiff
18 Jun 2007
Knee Pads: Scottish turnip commercials Cardiff
18 Jun 2007
[ Sweepstake: What Sooty cooks for dinner Not broadcast] Cardiff
18 Jun 2007
[ Crab Apple: An apple that falls sideways from a tree Not broadcast] Cardiff
18 Jun 2007
[ Palaver: Dyslexic pullover Not broadcast] Cardiff
18 Jun 2007
[ Badinage: Dyselxic bandage Not broadcast] Cardiff
18 Jun 2007
[ Diary: Disappointing Ecstasy tablet Not broadcast] Cardiff
18 Jun 2007
[ Pod Cast: Fishing for peas Not broadcast] Cardiff
18 Jun 2007
Aberdare: To challenge Benny, Björn, Agnetha and Anni-Frid Cardiff
18 Jun 2007
[ Virgin Olive Oil: Popeye's fiancée Not broadcast] Cardiff
18 Jun 2007
Crème Brûlée: The crematorium's on fire! Cardiff
18 Jun 2007
Stifle: A lot of pigs Wimbledon
09 Jul 2007
AWOL: Dyslexic owl Wimbledon
09 Jul 2007
La Vie En Rose: Pink toilet Wimbledon
09 Jul 2007
Repository: Warehouse with delivery at the back Wimbledon
09 Jul 2007
Knacker's Yard: Enormous underpants Wimbledon
09 Jul 2007
[ MySpace: Hole in the skirting board Not broadcast] Wimbledon
09 Jul 2007
[ Lacklustre: The French bunch Not broadcast] Wimbledon
09 Jul 2007
[ Property: The drink they say you can only get in Yorkshire Not broadcast] Wimbledon
09 Jul 2007
Sandy: That's convenient Wimbledon
09 Jul 2007
[ Selfish: The job of a fishmonger Not broadcast] Wimbledon
09 Jul 2007
Bigamist: More fog Wimbledon
09 Jul 2007
[ Mange Tout: Seconds please Not broadcast] Wimbledon
09 Jul 2007
[ Automat: October headwear Not broadcast] Wimbledon
09 Jul 2007
[ Accolade: Jazz clarinetist has got lucky Not broadcast] Wimbledon
09 Jul 2007
Fillibuster: Clumsy vet Wimbledon
09 Jul 2007
[ Arm Wrestler: Clumsy vet Not broadcast] Wimbledon
09 Jul 2007
[ Pantaloon: A knicker fetishist Not broadcast] Wimbledon
09 Jul 2007
Stockade: Fizzy Oxo Wimbledon
09 Jul 2007
[ Platypus: Cat with an interesting hairstyle Not broadcast] Wimbledon
09 Jul 2007
Ram Raider: A vet we don't talk about Wimbledon
09 Jul 2007
[ Elate: The Spanish rowing crew Not broadcast] Wimbledon
09 Jul 2007
[ Fixate: To sabotage a rowing crew Not broadcast] Wimbledon
09 Jul 2007
Palmistry: Not knowing who your dad is Wimbledon
09 Jul 2007
[ Doldrum: Intrument to play while queueing at the DSS Not broadcast] Wimbledon
09 Jul 2007
[ Bias: Street cry of a Bangkok rent boy Not broadcast] Wimbledon
09 Jul 2007
[ Institute: A freeze-dried hooker Not broadcast] Wimbledon
09 Jul 2007
[ Haphazard: Look out - there's a hap! Not broadcast] Wimbledon
09 Jul 2007
[ Testimony: A lot of bollocks Not broadcast] Wimbledon
09 Jul 2007
[ Pharmacist: Old MacDonald Had A Boil Not broadcast] Wimbledon
09 Jul 2007
Collier: Like a collie, but even more so Wimbledon
09 Jul 2007
Tadpole: Ever so slightly Polish Wimbledon
09 Jul 2007
[ Flagrant: A tramp with a whip Not broadcast] Wimbledon
09 Jul 2007
[ PMT: Afternoon refreshment Not broadcast] Wimbledon
09 Jul 2007
Defunct: To have one's sense of rhythm removed Wimbledon
09 Jul 2007
Definite: Street slang for 'Hard of hearing' Wimbledon
09 Jul 2007
[ Cloak: The cry of a Chinese frog Not broadcast] Wimbledon
09 Jul 2007
Pathology: Study of crazy paving Kevin Hale
[ Majestic: A sceptre Not broadcast] Croydon
19 Nov 2007
[ Impolite: To set fire to a pixie Not broadcast] Croydon
19 Nov 2007
[ Cheap-skate: A fish that does budgie impressions Not broadcast] Croydon
19 Nov 2007
Pigsticking: Clockwork pork Croydon
19 Nov 2007
AWOL: Dyslexic owl Croydon
19 Nov 2007
[ Arsehole: Cry of delight on hearing Marvin Gaye Not broadcast] Croydon
19 Nov 2007
[ Maternity: What a Yorkshireman says when it's his turn at golf Not broadcast] Croydon
19 Nov 2007
[ Hootnanny: To boo Mary Poppins Not broadcast] Croydon
19 Nov 2007
Curator: Someone who assesses snooker equipment Croydon
19 Nov 2007
Henna: Like a hen, but even more so Croydon
19 Nov 2007
[ Chateau: Cat's piss Not broadcast] Croydon
19 Nov 2007
[ Buttercup: Alternative toast to 'Bottoms Up' Not broadcast] Croydon
19 Nov 2007
[ Felching: A successful insurance claim after falling down on the pavement Not broadcast] Croydon
19 Nov 2007
Giggle: Very small music event Croydon
19 Nov 2007
[ Pathos: Little-known musketteer (See also Tortoise) Not broadcast] Croydon
19 Nov 2007
[ Confirm: An aroused prisoner Not broadcast] Croydon
19 Nov 2007
Elevenses: Welsh bull-fighting family Croydon
19 Nov 2007
[ Pesto: Athlete's foot Not broadcast] Croydon
19 Nov 2007
[ Ersatz: Cornish milliner's Not broadcast] Croydon
19 Nov 2007
Demister: Castration device Croydon
19 Nov 2007
[ Balderdash: Accelerated hair loss Not broadcast] Croydon
19 Nov 2007
Daunting: An alarm clock Croydon
19 Nov 2007
Melancholy: Fruit & Veg Croydon
19 Nov 2007
Delaware: To have seen Only Fools & Horses Croydon
19 Nov 2007
Dunstable: To have shaved Croydon
19 Nov 2007
Ghoulish: Hungarian stew that comes back to haunt you Croydon
19 Nov 2007
[ Foodstuff: The meat is hard to cut Not broadcast] Manchester
03 Dec 2007
[ Hysterical: Fear of snakes Not broadcast] Manchester
03 Dec 2007
Dumbstruck: A white van Manchester
03 Dec 2007
[ Founder Member: Rummaging in your Y-fronts Not broadcast] Manchester
03 Dec 2007
[ Indulgence: At a boring urinal Not broadcast] Manchester
03 Dec 2007
[ Obesity: Short name for the band The Obesity Rollers Not broadcast] Manchester
03 Dec 2007
Minsk: Camp Russian walk Manchester
03 Dec 2007
Venezuela: A gondola with a harpoon Manchester
03 Dec 2007
Paraffin: A kind if dolphin that jumps out of aeroplanes Manchester
03 Dec 2007
Bleach: A hole in the Great Wall of China Manchester
03 Dec 2007
[ Pinnacle: The humane slaughter of kitchen aprons Not broadcast] Manchester
03 Dec 2007
[ Tirade: A puncture callout service Not broadcast] Manchester
03 Dec 2007
Flibbity Gibbet: Dolphin gallows Manchester
03 Dec 2007
[ Phlegmatic: Battery powered handkerchief Not broadcast] Manchester
03 Dec 2007
Disgruntled: A pig with laryngitis Manchester
03 Dec 2007
Punish: Rather like a pun Manchester
03 Dec 2007
Mystery: A bit like a man Manchester
03 Dec 2007
Malady: Rather like a duck Manchester
03 Dec 2007
Prickly: Rather like George Galloway Manchester
03 Dec 2007
Warthogs: Geordie clothing Manchester
03 Dec 2007
[ Yeoman: Presidential greeting Not broadcast] Manchester
03 Dec 2007
Mendacity: Urban renewal programme Manchester
03 Dec 2007
[ Defunct: To have your sense of rhythm removed Not broadcast] Manchester
03 Dec 2007
Peccadillo: An armour-plated condom Manchester
03 Dec 2007
Incarnation: Immersed in condensed milk Manchester
03 Dec 2007
[ Intelligence: Urinal with a microprocessor Not broadcast] Manchester
03 Dec 2007
Frugal: A search engine for fruit Manchester
03 Dec 2007
Profiteering: A controversial item of jewellery in the shape of Mohammed Peterborough
17 Dec 2007
[ Pinnacle: The humane slaughter of kitchen aprons Not broadcast] Peterborough
17 Dec 2007
Loiter: Device used by smokers in the Westcountry Peterborough
17 Dec 2007
Disarray: To give directions in China Peterborough
17 Dec 2007
Endorse: Loser in the Grand National Peterborough
17 Dec 2007
Offset: The regulating authority that inspects badgers Peterborough
17 Dec 2007
[ Cannibal: Shrewd Aberdeen Angus Not broadcast] Peterborough
17 Dec 2007
Statuette: What was that you had for dinner? Peterborough
17 Dec 2007
[ Silicone: Thing they put in the road when they're digging it up Not broadcast] Peterborough
17 Dec 2007
Gondolier: Something you can catch from a boatman Peterborough
17 Dec 2007
Picaninny: The FA selection process for choosing England managers Peterborough
17 Dec 2007
Onomatopoeia: The first sign of a weak bladder Peterborough
17 Dec 2007
Ditto: The Marx brother who got fired because he was too 'samey' Peterborough
17 Dec 2007
[ Prodigal: To poke a seabird Not broadcast] Peterborough
17 Dec 2007
[ Harvest: What you wear under harshirt Not broadcast] Peterborough
17 Dec 2007
[ Iconoclastic: A rubber band around Humphrey Lyttelton Not broadcast] Peterborough
17 Dec 2007
Looming: Valuable antique Chinese lavatory Peterborough
17 Dec 2007
Loophole: Device for cleaning the lavatory Peterborough
17 Dec 2007
Placebo: The Marx brother who was fired because people only thought he was good Peterborough
17 Dec 2007
[ Flacido: The tenor who had certain problems Not broadcast] Peterborough
17 Dec 2007
[ Beforehand: An insect tennis stroke Not broadcast] Peterborough
17 Dec 2007
[ Participation: When your Dad joins in Not broadcast] Peterborough
17 Dec 2007
[ Dullard: A boring duck Not broadcast] Peterborough
17 Dec 2007
Splinter: Japanese runner Peterborough
17 Dec 2007
Urchin: The correct place to punch Hazel Blears Peterborough
17 Dec 2007
Defamatory: Hard of hearing, but still frisky! Peterborough
17 Dec 2007
[ Rev Counter: Survey of vicars Not broadcast] Peterborough
17 Dec 2007
[ Malcontent: Someone who's perfectly happy with Malcolm Not broadcast] Peterborough
17 Dec 2007
Foxglove: Basil Brush Peterborough
17 Dec 2007
Corsage: Blimey! It's a copper! Peterborough
17 Dec 2007
AWOL: Dyslexic owl 2007 Xmas Special
24 Dec 2007
Defunct: To have one's sense of rhythm removed 2007 Xmas Special
24 Dec 2007
Definite: Street slang for 'Hard of hearing' 2007 Xmas Special
24 Dec 2007
Measles: What artists use for self portraits 2007 Xmas Special
24 Dec 2007
Dictaphone: Someone you don't like calling 2007 Xmas Special
24 Dec 2007
Stockade: Fizzy Oxo 2007 Xmas Special
24 Dec 2007
Offset: The regulating authority that inspects badgers 2007 Xmas Special
24 Dec 2007
Onomatopoeia: The first sign of a weak bladder 2007 Xmas Special
24 Dec 2007
Laburnum: A French barbeque 2007 Xmas Special
24 Dec 2007
Venezuela: A gondola with a harpoon 2007 Xmas Special
24 Dec 2007
Undeterred: A skid mark 2007 Xmas Special
24 Dec 2007
Goatherd: Exclamation whilst flushing 2007 Xmas Special
24 Dec 2007
Scar Tissue: A problem attaching a DVD to the television 2007 Xmas Special
24 Dec 2007
Prickly: Rather like George Galloway 2007 Xmas Special
24 Dec 2007
[ Foursquare: Army uniform Not broadcast] Humph In Wonderland
25 Dec 2007
Pasta: Italian priest Humph In Wonderland
25 Dec 2007
Trailmix: To stalk Irish men Humph In Wonderland
25 Dec 2007
Robust: Japanese sagging breasts Humph In Wonderland
25 Dec 2007
[ Foreplay: Wood popular in Knightsbridge Not broadcast] Humph In Wonderland
25 Dec 2007
Rambling: Jewellery worn by sheep Humph In Wonderland
25 Dec 2007
[ Annunciate: To take Holy Orders loudly and clearly Not broadcast] Humph In Wonderland
25 Dec 2007
[ Soaring: What you get after a very hot curry Not broadcast] Humph In Wonderland
25 Dec 2007
Cockney: Damage to the patella from a long penis Humph In Wonderland
25 Dec 2007
Lockjaw: The correct emergency procedure for disabling Hazel Blears Humph In Wonderland
25 Dec 2007
[ Interim: Enthusiasm for extreme sexual practices Not broadcast] Humph In Wonderland
25 Dec 2007
Collywobble: That dog's pissed Humph In Wonderland
25 Dec 2007
Battleaxe: A boon for constipated bats Humph In Wonderland
25 Dec 2007
Lavish: A bit like a toilet Humph In Wonderland
25 Dec 2007
Animate: To grow too fond of your pets Humph In Wonderland
25 Dec 2007
[ Ablute{???}: Stolen stomach muscles{???} Not broadcast] Humph In Wonderland
25 Dec 2007
Agog: A half-finished Jewish temple Humph In Wonderland
25 Dec 2007
[ Abalone: Solo Swedish singing act Not broadcast] Humph In Wonderland
25 Dec 2007
[ Hailstone: Formal greeting for Sir Mick Jagger Not broadcast] Humph In Wonderland
25 Dec 2007
Stop-gap: To campaign against competitively priced denim Humph In Wonderland
25 Dec 2007
[ Cyrillic: Rather like Cyril Not broadcast] Humph In Wonderland
25 Dec 2007
Cormorants: Good Heavens! Extra insects! Humph In Wonderland
25 Dec 2007
[ Hoedown: Agricultural strike Not broadcast] Humph In Wonderland
25 Dec 2007
[ Climate: What you have to do because it's there Not broadcast] Humph In Wonderland
25 Dec 2007
[ Hosanna: A loose girl's name Not broadcast] Humph In Wonderland
25 Dec 2007
Barman: A superhero who never quite notices anybody Humph In Wonderland
25 Dec 2007
Baghdad: Anne Widdicombe's father Humph In Wonderland
25 Dec 2007
[ Robust: A canoe company that's gone out of business Not broadcast] Humph In Wonderland
25 Dec 2007
Onus: A very round bottom Humph In Wonderland
25 Dec 2007
Biceps: Sexually ambivolent mushrooms Humph In Wonderland
25 Dec 2007
Gravy: Close to death Humph In Wonderland
25 Dec 2007
Speculate: 24 hour opticians Humph In Wonderland
25 Dec 2007
[ Paltry: Skinny chicken Not broadcast] Humph In Wonderland
25 Dec 2007
[ Paraffin: Flying fish Not broadcast] Humph In Wonderland
25 Dec 2007
Granule: Father Christmas's mum Humph In Wonderland
25 Dec 2007
Turbine: Windy headgear Humph In Wonderland
25 Dec 2007
Walrus: Last exclamation of Russell's driving instructor Humph In Wonderland
25 Dec 2007
Baltic: Involuntary testicle spasm Humph In Wonderland
25 Dec 2007
Celery: A shop Kevin Hale
Focaccia: A bread with no interest in the far east ISIHAC 9, Side 2
Quaker: Posh duck ISIHAC 9, Side 2
Retread: Very red, in Yorkshire ISIHAC 9, Side 2
Online: I've done t'weekly wash ISIHAC 9, Side 2
Pandemonium: A musical instrument that won't breed in captivity ISIHAC 9, Side 2
Satire: Seated in a more elevated position ISIHAC 9, Side 2
Five-A-Side: To kill a boy band ISIHAC 9, Side 2
Pre-Raphaelite: One who leaves before the raffle ISIHAC 9, Side 2
Ramshackle: Male chastity belt ISIHAC 9, Side 2
Piston: Someone who is taken advantage of ISIHAC 9, Side 2
Blame: Walking with a blimp ISIHAC 9, Side 2
Shingles: What Barry never orders late in the evening ISIHAC 9, Side 2
Buttercup: Face down ISIHAC 9, Side 2
Orthadontists: Those very devout dentists with the beards and the hats ISIHAC 9, Side 2
Derelict: Pleasant experience in Ireland ISIHAC 9, Side 2
Labour: Tory ISIHAC 9, Side 2
Hamas: What Geordies use to bang nails in ISIHAC 9, Side 2
Liability: Political skill ISIHAC 9, Side 2
Concurrent: An object that looks like a raisin, but isn't ISIHAC 9, Side 2
Filofax: Pastry so thin you can send it by telephone ISIHAC 9, Side 2
Comatose: What a beautician does to a lady with a lot of unwanted hair ISIHAC 9, Side 2
Propaganda: A good look ISIHAC 9, Side 2
Tinker: An Irish philosopher ISIHAC 9, Side 2
Dubai: Debbie from Birmingham ISIHAC 9, Side 2
Tally-Ho!: A loose woman who keeps count ISIHAC 9, Side 2
Crescendo: Termination of child care ISIHAC 9, Side 3
Trash: Yorkshire measles ISIHAC 9, Side 3
Mogadon: My cat's a professor ISIHAC 9, Side 3
Lactose: Frostbite ISIHAC 9, Side 3
Cocquette: Small penis ISIHAC 9, Side 3
Judo: Kosher plasticine ISIHAC 9, Side 3
Euthanasia: Young people in China ISIHAC 9, Side 3
Rumination: Australia ISIHAC 9, Side 3
Lamination: New Zealand ISIHAC 9, Side 3
Bacteria: Returning more upset than when you left ISIHAC 9, Side 3
Nubile: Recent speech by Iain Paisley ISIHAC 9, Side 3
Triumph: To attempt to get off with our chairman ISIHAC 9, Side 3
Lamentable: The Sunday roast's ready ISIHAC 9, Side 3
A La Carte: Muslim wheelbarrow ISIHAC 9, Side 3
Arizona: The person that 'Arry belongs to ISIHAC 9, Side 3
 Explain: Concorde ISIHAC 9, Side 3
Pulpit: Warren Beatty's bed ISIHAC 9, Side 3
Organizer: Church musician who directs the choir and plays those pipe thingies William E. Boyce
Waggle: Collective noun for footballers' Wives and Girlfriends Adam Morgan
Baguette: A small, effeminate bag Adam Morgan
Oxymoron: A bullfighter Kevin Hale
Perform: A bench for cats to sit on Kevin Hale
Afficianados: Charity for orphan fish Haymarket
15 Jun 2009
Dictaphone: Idiot who's always on his mobile Haymarket
15 Jun 2009
[ X-Ray: Former fish Not broadcast] Haymarket
15 Jun 2009
Languid: Laid back Welsh village Haymarket
15 Jun 2009
[ Perforce: Cat's army Not broadcast] Haymarket
15 Jun 2009
Nicotine: To arrest a youth Haymarket
15 Jun 2009
[ Harlot: A pirate Not broadcast] Haymarket
15 Jun 2009
[ Matricide: The danger of smoking in bed Not broadcast] Haymarket
15 Jun 2009
Farcical: Bike that makes you look stupid Haymarket
15 Jun 2009
Lackadaisical: A bicycle made for one Haymarket
15 Jun 2009
[ Bison: What Hollywood stars go to Africa for Not broadcast] Haymarket
15 Jun 2009
[ Curlew: Cross between an oyster and a sheep Not broadcast] Haymarket
15 Jun 2009
Scrutineer: What MFI tells you to do Haymarket
15 Jun 2009
[ Beguile: A very broad church Not broadcast] Haymarket
15 Jun 2009
[ Entrechat: A bisexual cat Not broadcast] Haymarket
15 Jun 2009
Serpentine: Fluid for getting paint off snakes Haymarket
15 Jun 2009
Puny: The religious equivalent of tennis elbow Haymarket
15 Jun 2009
Chinchilla: Triple-decker ice cream cornet Haymarket
15 Jun 2009
[ Cookaburra: Stove-on-Trent Not broadcast] Haymarket
15 Jun 2009
[ Downloads: My shares Not broadcast] Haymarket
15 Jun 2009
[ Ludo: Filthy version of Cluedo Not broadcast] Haymarket
15 Jun 2009
[ Ram-raider: Dodgy vet Not broadcast] Haymarket
15 Jun 2009
[ Itching: Tibetan book of dermatology Not broadcast] Haymarket
15 Jun 2009
[ Anticlimax: Excited female relative Not broadcast] Haymarket
15 Jun 2009
Chatelaine: Couldn't get home in time Haymarket
15 Jun 2009
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