ISIHAC Games - New Definitions

On the BBC Radio 4 show I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue, one of the rounds includes suggestions for new definitions for words from the Uxbridge English Dictionary. Here are some of the teams' suggestions, along with some of my suggestions. If you have any ideas you would like included, please e-mail me here, and I will add the best ones (with full credit to you of course)

Dictator: A humourously-shaped root vegetable	Reading 04 Jun 2001
Colonnade: A fizzy enema	Reading 04 Jun 2001
Gurgle: To steal a ventriloquist's dummy	Reading 04 Jun 2001
Snuff Box: A coffin	Reading 04 Jun 2001
Toronto: Expression used by the Lone Ranger when drunkenly addressing his colleague	Reading 04 Jun 2001
Hydrangea: Warning by the Lone Ranger's colleague	Reading 04 Jun 2001
Circumspect: The point of view of a Rabbi	Reading 04 Jun 2001
Humpty-Dumpty: One who is humped and dumped	Reading 04 Jun 2001
Intercontinental: A person who's wet themselves all over the world	Reading 04 Jun 2001
Sub judice: The Israeli underground system	Reading 04 Jun 2001
Importune: Singing like Jeremy Hardy	Reading 04 Jun 2001
Beaverbrook: A nude bathing area	Reading 04 Jun 2001
Rapscallion: A funky spring onion	Reading 04 Jun 2001
Disconsolate: A particular embassy	Reading 04 Jun 2001
Hiding: A bell you can't reach	Reading 04 Jun 2001
Lymph: Verb: To walk with a lisp	Reading 04 Jun 2001
Transistor: A brother who wears his mother's clothes	Reading 04 Jun 2001
Antelope: To run off with your mother's sister	Reading 04 Jun 2001
Collonade: A fizzy enema	Reading 04 Jun 2001
Beatitude: Pose adopted by an insect prior to pollination	Sheffield 11 Jun 2001
Hustle-bustle: A 19th century kerb-crawler	Sheffield 11 Jun 2001
Capsize: Usually about 7¼	Sheffield 11 Jun 2001
Acolyte: Easy-listening clarinet music	Sheffield 11 Jun 2001
Nonchalant: To arrive at Butlin's without prior booking	Sheffield 11 Jun 2001
Rancour: Japanese term of abuse	Sheffield 11 Jun 2001
Disappear: To insult a Lord	Sheffield 11 Jun 2001
Hoarding: Prostitute's microwave	Sheffield 11 Jun 2001
Contraband: U.S. backed, counter-revolutionary orchestra	Sheffield 11 Jun 2001
Indelible: Person who cannot be persuaded to eat bagels	Sheffield 11 Jun 2001
Scarf: To eat in Knightsbridge	Sheffield 11 Jun 2001
Idiomatic: Ugandan washing machine	Sheffield 11 Jun 2001
Quattrocento: Person who's seen Suzi Quattro 15 times	Sheffield 11 Jun 2001
Fragrant: A sweet smelling tramp	Sheffield 11 Jun 2001
Flatulance: Emergency vehicle that picks you up after you've been run over by a steam-roller	Sheffield 11 Jun 2001
Titillate: Delayed puberty	Sheffield 11 Jun 2001
Indict: When the Queen is unsure about something	Norwich 25 Jun 2001
Years: When the Queen is sure about something	Norwich 25 Jun 2001
Guacamole: A Mexican visitor to Toad Hall	Norwich 25 Jun 2001
Artery: Shooting arrows at paintings	Norwich 25 Jun 2001
Shambolical: Padded Y-fronts	Norwich 25 Jun 2001
Widdecombe: A brush to make your hair look like a wig	Norwich 25 Jun 2001
Propaganda: A post for one legged male geese	Norwich 25 Jun 2001
Psychiatric: Guessing right, three times in a row	Norwich 25 Jun 2001
Hosepipe: A dance by sailors wearing socks	Norwich 25 Jun 2001
Abbatoir: Three-in-a-bed in a monastery	Norwich 25 Jun 2001
Propane: People who are into S&M	Norwich 25 Jun 2001
Alcoholic: Someone who drinks more than their doctor	Norwich 25 Jun 2001
Quango: A gay tango	Norwich 25 Jun 2001
Baptist: A junior hamburger chef	Norwich 25 Jun 2001
Assassination: An arrangement to meet a donkey	Norwich 25 Jun 2001
Saxophone: Hotline to a salt supplier	Norwich 25 Jun 2001
Circumstantial: Circumcision on a really big baby	Norwich 25 Jun 2001
Miasma: The reason I need an inhaler	Norwich 25 Jun 2001
Implication: An ointment for little goblins	Norwich 25 Jun 2001
Hob-Nobbing: Casual sex with a goblin	Norwich 25 Jun 2001
Wished: A card game played by people who are pisshed	28 May 1973
Nestlecock: A blockage (derived from a plumber eating chocolate & not concentrating on what he's doing)	28 May 1973
Perceant: An early arrival at the insects' ball	28 May 1973
Opsimath: A slang term used by the Italian gangs in London as in the phrase 'You wanna I should give you a punch op si math?'	28 May 1973
Fondue: An affectionate sheep	Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001
To triumph: To audition the chairman of I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue	Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001
Wisteria: Laughing till you wet yourself	Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001
Liability: Jeffrey Archer's greatest asset	Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001
Dunderhead: What a sculptor says when he's finished the top part of a bust	Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001
Cenotaph: A Welsh laxative	Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001
Cocoa Bean: An ex-clown	Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001
Trampoline: Cleansing fluid for tramps	Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001
Mastiff: A row during a church service	Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001
Willy-nilly: Cycling accident	Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001
Diarrhœa: An unattractive bottom	Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001
Hob-nob: Cooking accident	Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001
Celibate: A virgin fish (see also 'poor sole')	Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001
Unction: No effin' use	Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001
Pile driver: Suppository	Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001
[ Forbearing: A group of pregnant women Not broadcast]	Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001
[ Gross Behaviour: Farting 144 times Not broadcast]	Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001
[ Tendentious: False teeth Not broadcast]	Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001
[ Autobiography: Car service book Not broadcast]	Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001
[ Sodom: The word for the opinion commonly held about French farmers Not broadcast]	Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001
[ Toilet: A little bit of work Not broadcast]	Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001
[ Passover: An Israeli motorway junction Not broadcast]	Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001
[ Genealogy: Aversion to denim Not broadcast]	Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001
[ Illustrate: A heterosexual who's not too well Not broadcast]	Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001
[ Moustache: Gotta go! Not broadcast]	Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001
[ Banshee: Male chauvanist Not broadcast]	Wolverhampton 12 Nov 2001
Condominium: Birth control device made from metal...that you hit your daughter's boyfriend in the testicles with	Brighton 03 Dec 2001
Turpentine: A Geordie highwayman	Brighton 03 Dec 2001
Judicious: Hebrew crockery	Brighton 03 Dec 2001
Laminated: A pregnant sheep	Brighton 03 Dec 2001
Posthumous: The act of delivering Greek food by mail	Brighton 03 Dec 2001
Balderdash: What you do when your wig has blown off	Brighton 03 Dec 2001
Curate: A doctor	Brighton 03 Dec 2001
Game Warden: Jeffrey Archer's only option on a Friday night	Brighton 03 Dec 2001
Catalyst: Three-legged moggy	Brighton 03 Dec 2001
Collie-Wobbles: Three-legged sheep dog	Brighton 03 Dec 2001
Morass: Request from the director of a strip show	Brighton 03 Dec 2001
Impermeable: Hair that is impossible to style	Brighton 03 Dec 2001
Tarmac: Scottish gratitude	Brighton 03 Dec 2001
Sanctity: Drooping bosom	Brighton 03 Dec 2001
Egret: An apology sent by computer	Bristol 17 Dec 2001
Claustrophobia: Fear of Father Christmas	Bristol 17 Dec 2001
Baloney: Disappointing skirt length fashion	Bristol 17 Dec 2001
Bicycle: Double headed corn cutter	Bristol 17 Dec 2001
Coffee: Someone covered in spit	Bristol 17 Dec 2001
Boutique: A startling kind of hardwood	Bristol 17 Dec 2001
Loggerheads: People who are addicted to sniffing lumberjacks	Bristol 17 Dec 2001
Circumnavigator: Jewish sailor	Bristol 17 Dec 2001
Circumlocution: The pointless lengthening of a foreskin	Bristol 17 Dec 2001
Granary: Old folks' home	Bristol 17 Dec 2001
Knighthood: Contraceptive	Bristol 17 Dec 2001
Dilate: Live long	Bristol 17 Dec 2001
Tapioca: A disappointingly average dance routine	Bristol 17 Dec 2001
Sycamore: Not as well as I used to be	Bristol 17 Dec 2001
Taffeta: A Welsh goats' cheese	Bristol 17 Dec 2001
Piston: Humiliated	Bristol 17 Dec 2001
Undertaker: A half-hearted shoplifter	Bristol 17 Dec 2001
Hydraulics: To conceal the things that you rest your oars in	Bristol 17 Dec 2001
Trigonometry: A cowboy's method for locating his horse	Bristol 17 Dec 2001
Negligent: A man who wears lingerie	30th Anniversary 13 Apr 2002
Cryogenic: When you turn out in a photograph to look like Barry	30th Anniversary 13 Apr 2002
Stir-Fry: To arouse Stephen	30th Anniversary 13 Apr 2002
Parsnip: Dad's vasectomy	30th Anniversary 13 Apr 2002
Marmite: Mum's possibly up for it, especially if Dad's past it	30th Anniversary 13 Apr 2002
Wallaby: Someone aspiring to be a kangaroo	30th Anniversary 13 Apr 2002
Countryside: To kill Piers Morgan	30th Anniversary 13 Apr 2002
Tomahawk: A vegetable of prey	30th Anniversary 13 Apr 2002
Dipthong: To wash an undergarment	30th Anniversary 13 Apr 2002
Lip-synch: A ladies' intimate wash-basin	30th Anniversary 13 Apr 2002
Placebo: A Spanish tenor who does nothing for me	30th Anniversary 13 Apr 2002
Rectitude: The angle at which a thermometer should be inserted	30th Anniversary 13 Apr 2002
Homophobe: Somebody who doesn't like The Simpsons	30th Anniversary 13 Apr 2002
Portent: The Millennium Dome	30th Anniversary 13 Apr 2002
Rebut: Having your bottom lifted	Bradford 27 May 2002
Miniscule: A toddlers' play group in Liverpool	Bradford 27 May 2002
Mastiff: Boys at a Britney Spears concert	Bradford 27 May 2002
Dentist: Man who fixes your car	Bradford 27 May 2002
Lactose: The effect of frostbite	Bradford 27 May 2002
Dissident: Foreigner pointing out damage to your car	Bradford 27 May 2002
Disguise: Pointing out the foreigner who's pointing out damage to your car	Bradford 27 May 2002
Cock-a-leekie: Prostate problem	Bradford 27 May 2002
Custard: To swear after stepping in something	Bradford 27 May 2002
Dilatory: Conservative sex aid	Bradford 27 May 2002
Doughnut: Eccentric millionaire	Bradford 27 May 2002
Hullaballoo: How to greet a bear	Bradford 27 May 2002
Fiasco: Unsuccessful wall painting	Bradford 27 May 2002
Geranium: The cry of the parachute regiment's flower arranging display team	Bradford 27 May 2002
Castigate: To have a nasty accident whilst climbing into a field	Bradford 27 May 2002
Combat: An aggressive marsupial	Bradford 27 May 2002
Artefact: Pretentious statistic	Bradford 27 May 2002
Onion bhajee: French canal boatman	Bradford 27 May 2002
Hebrew: Jewish tea-bag	Bradford 27 May 2002
[ Browning: Gravy-loving poet Not broadcast]	Bradford 27 May 2002
[ Truncheon: Policeman's midday meal Not broadcast]	Bradford 27 May 2002
[ Comatose: My foot's gone to sleep Not broadcast]	Bradford 27 May 2002
[ Contradiction: Nicaraguan accent Not broadcast]	Bradford 27 May 2002
[ Investment: Thermal underwear for bankers Not broadcast]	Bradford 27 May 2002
[ Biology: The science of why women shop Not broadcast]	Bradford 27 May 2002
[ Rampart: Essential element in sheep breeding Not broadcast]	Bradford 27 May 2002
[ Adjunct: Advertising campaign, now dropped Not broadcast]	Bradford 27 May 2002
[ Surrogate: Stand-in Yorkshire spa town Not broadcast]	Bradford 27 May 2002
[ Innuendo: Italian suppository Not broadcast]	Bradford 27 May 2002
[ Crackdown: Hiding drugs when the police turn up Not broadcast]	Bradford 27 May 2002
[ Dragnet: Stockings for men Not broadcast]	Bradford 27 May 2002
[ Centrigufal: Soldier falling over Not broadcast]	Bradford 27 May 2002
[ Recordable: Sash windows you can fix Not broadcast]	Bradford 27 May 2002
[ Notable: Full restaurant Not broadcast]	Bradford 27 May 2002
[ Circumstantial: Jewish singer with the Bonzo Dog Doo Da Band Not broadcast]	Bradford 27 May 2002
[ Delight: Making things go dark Not broadcast]	Bradford 27 May 2002
[ Forecast: Fishing before anyone else Not broadcast]	Bradford 27 May 2002
[ Transistor: Sex change sibling Not broadcast]	Bradford 27 May 2002
[ Dogma: Bitch Not broadcast]	Bradford 27 May 2002
[ Prophylactic: Holder of the chair in milk Not broadcast]	Bradford 27 May 2002
[ Intent: Determination to go camping Not broadcast]	Bradford 27 May 2002
[ Shinto: Leg diagram Not broadcast]	Bradford 27 May 2002
[ Mistake: Female shoplifter Not broadcast]	Bradford 27 May 2002
Trolley: An abundance of trolls	Hastings 24 Jun 2002
Hobgoblin: Eating stoves	Hastings 24 Jun 2002
Comatose: Foot's gone dead	Hastings 24 Jun 2002
Fecund: The one before 'fird'	Hastings 24 Jun 2002
Napkin: One of the tiny sleep nymphs	Hastings 24 Jun 2002
Lampoon: A device for whaling at night	Hastings 24 Jun 2002
Cantankerous: Chain of shops that sell tanks	Hastings 24 Jun 2002
Sweet Trolley: An abundance of delightful trolls	Hastings 24 Jun 2002
Stylist: A pig directory	Hastings 24 Jun 2002
Cr?che: A collision in Kensington	Hastings 24 Jun 2002
Hither: A snake with a hare lip	Hastings 24 Jun 2002
Stalactite: Pissed prisoners of war	Hastings 24 Jun 2002
Picador: Find your own way out	Hastings 24 Jun 2002
Hay wain: Essex greeting	Hastings 24 Jun 2002
Quince: Not quite a coincidence	Hastings 24 Jun 2002
Dichotomy: A surgical procedure for the removal on an unwanted Welshman	Malvern 25 Nov 2002
Varnish: To disappear in Mayfair	Malvern 25 Nov 2002
Piccaninny: The voting system for a new Tory leader	Malvern 25 Nov 2002
Banshee: Gentlemen's club	Malvern 25 Nov 2002
Frogspawn: Blue movies for the French	Malvern 25 Nov 2002
Frigate: A ship that nobody cares about	Malvern 25 Nov 2002
Cauterised: Cyclops when he's squinting	Malvern 25 Nov 2002
*Xylophone (or to pronounce it correctly 'zyl-oph-o-nee'):* The Greek goddess of Scrabble	Malvern 25 Nov 2002
Shingle: Sean Connery's definition of a bachelor	Malvern 25 Nov 2002
Scooby-Doo: A responsible dog owner	Malvern 25 Nov 2002
Supercede: Clark Kent's sperm sample	Malvern 25 Nov 2002
Spectacular: A short-sighted vampire	Malvern 25 Nov 2002
Culotte: Post Office	Malvern 25 Nov 2002
Geriatric: Fine bowling spell by a German cricketer	Malvern 25 Nov 2002
Piano: A musical shipping line	Malvern 25 Nov 2002
Adder: Derbyshire expression meaning 'I have slept with that woman'	Malvern 25 Nov 2002
Defibrillate: To interpret the meaning of Jeffrey Archer	Malvern 25 Nov 2002
Libel: Australian price tag	Malvern 25 Nov 2002
Shellfish: A bit like a shelf	Malvern 25 Nov 2002
Abscond: To steal someone's cream tea	Malvern 25 Nov 2002
Urdu: Liverpool coiffure	Malvern 25 Nov 2002
Ransom: A short amount of exercise	Sadler's Wells 23 Dec 2002
Mucus: A swear word used by cats	Sadler's Wells 23 Dec 2002
Avoidable: What a cow with a headache does	Sadler's Wells 23 Dec 2002
Bordello: Blasé greeting	Sadler's Wells 23 Dec 2002
Dipthong: Minimalist laundry	Sadler's Wells 23 Dec 2002
Pontificate: A lecture on French bridges	Sadler's Wells 23 Dec 2002
Dogma: Bitch	Sadler's Wells 23 Dec 2002
Preach: A soft fruit with a speech defect	Sadler's Wells 23 Dec 2002
Hagiography: Edwina Currie's book	Sadler's Wells 23 Dec 2002
Follicle: A tiny little ruin built on a small hill	Sadler's Wells 23 Dec 2002
Migraine: What a farmer calls his crop	Sadler's Wells 23 Dec 2002
Bedlam: A very favourite sheep	Sadler's Wells 23 Dec 2002
Cross country: Iraq	Sadler's Wells 23 Dec 2002
Accordian: Musical instrument made from string	Kevin Hale
Bloodless Coup: An an?mic pigeon	Kevin Hale
Bulldoze: To fall asleep during a party political broadcast	Kevin Hale
Cabbage: Taxi fare	Kevin Hale
Carcase: A garage	Kevin Hale
Code: When you suffer a blocked nose, sore throat etc.	Kevin Hale
Diarrhœa: A journal listing your stomach upsets	Kevin Hale
Dibber: A boy scout	Kevin Hale
Diptheria: Someone who expounds about slumps in profit	Kevin Hale
Executive: A hangman	Kevin Hale
Farming: The vase that's furthest away from you	Kevin Hale
Fiefdom: A prophylactic for bananas	Kevin Hale
Filling Station: A dental surgery	Kevin Hale
Flare-Up: What happens when the wind catches your bell-bottoms	Kevin Hale
Forbidden: Not allowed to go to an auction	Kevin Hale
Fortitude: Feeling of inner strength felt by an army just before it attacks a castle	Kevin Hale
Intermittent: A boy scout's request for you to join him under canvas	Kevin Hale
Interruption: A pause during a funeral	Kevin Hale
Jigsaw: Injury caused through Irish dancing	Kevin Hale
Logjam: Constipation!	Kevin Hale
Mosquito: A fly that lives in Muslim churches	Kevin Hale
Overnight Bag: Complimentary 'lady-of-the-night' provided in a hotel	Kevin Hale
Pizza: A piece of (of Italian origin)	Kevin Hale
Propaganda: To have a good look at something in London	Kevin Hale
Shampoo: Fake dog turd	Kevin Hale
Suffocation: Being made to live in Ipswich	Kevin Hale
Superfluous: We went on holiday with Super Airlines	Kevin Hale
Tentative: Doubtful about going camping	Kevin Hale
Umber: Person who hesitates a lot when speaking	Kevin Hale
Upholstery: The first floor of a pub	Kevin Hale
Vegetable: Thing to lay out salad on	Kevin Hale
Melancholy: Very sad mixed vegetables	Kevin Hale
Campanology: Intense study	Kevin Hale
Paraphrase: GERONIMO!!!	Kevin Hale
Diversion: Translation into Welsh	John M
Hullabaloo: Noisy lavatory	John M
Medieval: Harold Shipman	John M
Codpieces: Fish fingers	John M
Knapsack: Sleeping bag	John M
Wanderlust: A promiscuous hiker	Andy Jackson
Pumpkin: To interrogate a member of your family	Andy Jackson
Sycophant: I much prefer Dec	Andy Jackson
Dickens: A 1960s sex party	Andy Jackson
Worship: Used to be a boat	Kevin Hale
Divergin': An unsuccessful Welsh lethario	Darlington 02 Jun 2003
Suggestive: A sexy biscuit	Darlington 02 Jun 2003
Loofah: An outdoor toilet	Darlington 02 Jun 2003
Veneer: Flemish painter of floorboards	Darlington 02 Jun 2003
Meander: She and I	Darlington 02 Jun 2003
Garden Gate: Huge scandal involving Graeme Garden	Darlington 02 Jun 2003
Blandish: Michael Aspel	Darlington 02 Jun 2003
Feckless: An unsuccessful Irish lethario	Darlington 02 Jun 2003
Direction: Aroused Welshman	Darlington 02 Jun 2003
Fibre Optics: The healthy alternative to Eye Candy	Darlington 02 Jun 2003
Insolent: Fell off the Isle Of Wight ferry	Darlington 02 Jun 2003
Circumnavigation: Bar Mitzvah on a cruise	Darlington 02 Jun 2003
Conclude: An obscenely-shaped nose	Darlington 02 Jun 2003
Humphrey: A road with no sleeping policemen	Darlington 02 Jun 2003
Dildo: Pickle pastry	Buxton 16 Jun 2003
Telepathy: When you can't be bothered to turn over the TV	Buxton 16 Jun 2003
Splint: To run very fast with a broken leg	Buxton 16 Jun 2003
Merciful: Liverpool's flooded	Buxton 16 Jun 2003
Portly: Shaped like a harbour	Buxton 16 Jun 2003
Mutate: An art gallery for cats	Buxton 16 Jun 2003
Syllabub: To float like Cilla Black	Buxton 16 Jun 2003
Plebiscite: Web page for common people	Buxton 16 Jun 2003
Wench: A spanner belonging to Jonathan Ross	Buxton 16 Jun 2003
Suffragette: Package holiday flight	Buxton 16 Jun 2003
Raffia: The craft fair organised crime syndicate	Buxton 16 Jun 2003
Tadpole: A quarter Polish	Buxton 16 Jun 2003
Grandee: The old lady between Gran C and Gran E	Buxton 16 Jun 2003
Abacus: Swedish swear word	Buxton 16 Jun 2003
Hogmanay: Someone who may be considered to have too large a collection of a particular impressionist painter	Buxton 16 Jun 2003
Analysis: A rectal examination	Kevin Hale
Cellphone: Means of communication for prisoners	Kevin Hale
Colic: Acute stomach ache affecting sheep dogs	Kevin Hale
Consensus: An agreement to falsify population statistics	Kevin Hale
Decimated: How you feel after leaving an orgy with ten people	Kevin Hale
Diary: A book in which to list funeral dates	Kevin Hale
Drawback: Problem associated with being uncircumsized	Kevin Hale
Dyspepsia: Stomach ache from drinking too much cola	Kevin Hale
Ennoculation: Vaccination against the Black Death	Kevin Hale
Ergo: She went	Kevin Hale
Fallacy: False belief that your penis is bigger than it really is	Kevin Hale
Gullible: An easily-duped sea bird	Kevin Hale
Lay-By: A place to pull off the road for safe sex	Kevin Hale
Marsupial: Mother's conger potage	Kevin Hale
Nephophilia: Morbid fear of German cooking appliances	Kevin Hale
Orgasm: Being overcome with pleasure at a rowing event	Kevin Hale
Overcharged: When you've paid too much for a battery	Kevin Hale
Ovulate: "Oh No! I think I'm pregnant!!"	Kevin Hale
Paradox: Quandary over which physician to choose	Kevin Hale
Remember: To recall that you must rejoin a club	Kevin Hale
Rent Boy: The consequences of having anal sex with a male prostitute without lubrication	Kevin Hale
Repercussions: The consequences of playing the drums	Kevin Hale
Rubicon: Being seen off over the price of a Cockney curry	Kevin Hale
Synagogue: The wide-eyed look when watching a blue movie for the first time	Kevin Hale
Tripod: Three-legged device for carrying offal	Kevin Hale
Tycoon: Businessman who made his money selling cravats	Kevin Hale
Trolley Bus: Mobile underwear shop	Kevin Hale
Tantamount: To ride a French aunt	Torquay 23 Jun 2003
Direct: Ruined by a Welshman	Torquay 23 Jun 2003
Oxymoron: Stupid cow	Torquay 23 Jun 2003
Copulate: The time it takes the police to show up in an emergency	Torquay 23 Jun 2003
[ Pilaf: French chinese singer Not broadcast]	Torquay 23 Jun 2003
Poppycock: A streaker on November 11th	Torquay 23 Jun 2003
Hæmorrhage: A line of piles	Torquay 23 Jun 2003
Coiffure: A pretentious drinker	Torquay 23 Jun 2003
Pandemonium: Black and white musical instrument	Torquay 23 Jun 2003
Mosquito: A tiny place of Muslim worship	Torquay 23 Jun 2003
Physique: A Perrier enema	Torquay 23 Jun 2003
Thermidor: A Spanish lobster fighter	Torquay 23 Jun 2003
Increment: Opposite of excrement	Torquay 23 Jun 2003
Inclement: Freudian slip	Torquay 23 Jun 2003
Osmosis: Early Australian prophet	Torquay 23 Jun 2003
Pistachio: To draw a moustache on a poster when you're under the influence of drink	Torquay 23 Jun 2003
Hindsight: Jennifer Lopez	Torquay 23 Jun 2003
Gigolo: Jennifer Lopez running	Torquay 23 Jun 2003
[ Mystical: Miss Whiplash for children Not broadcast]	Torquay 23 Jun 2003
Delectable: Iain Duncan Smith	Torquay 23 Jun 2003
Counterpane: Someone who works in the Post Office	Torquay 23 Jun 2003
[ Mutate: Art gallery for cats Not broadcast]	Torquay 23 Jun 2003
Egret: An apology sent by computer	ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Claustrophobia: Fear of Father Christmas	ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Baloney: Disappointing skirt length fashion	ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Boutique: A startling kind of hardwood	ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Loggerheads: People who are addicted to sniffing lumberjacks	ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Geriatric: Fine bowling spell by a German cricketer	ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Dichotomy: A surgical procedure for the removal on an unwanted Welshman	ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Culotte: Post Office	ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Frigate: A ship that nobody cares about	ISIHAC 7, Side 3
*Xylophone (or to pronounce it correctly 'zyl-oph-o-nee'):* The Greek goddess of Scrabble	ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Granary: Old folks' home	ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Knighthood: Contraceptive	ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Defibrillate: To interpret the meaning of Jeffrey Archer	ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Dilate: Live long	ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Tapioca: A disappointingly average dance routine	ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Sycamore: Not as well as I used to be	ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Abscond: To steal someone's cream tea	ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Frogspawn: Blue movies for the French	ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Piston: Humiliated	ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Undertaker: A half-hearted shoplifter	ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Piccaninny: The voting system for a new Tory leader	ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Urdu: Liverpool coiffure	ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Trigonometry: A cowboy's method for locating his horse	ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Indict: When the Queen is unsure about something	ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Years: When the Queen is sure about something	ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Guacamole: A Mexican visitor to Toad Hall	ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Artery: Shooting arrows at paintings	ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Shambolical: Padded Y-fronts	ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Widdecombe: A brush to make your hair look like a wig	ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Propaganda: A post for one legged male geese	ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Psychiatric: Guessing right, three times in a row	ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Hosepipe: A dance by sailors wearing socks	ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Abbatoir: Three-in-a-bed in a monastery	ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Propane: People who are into S&M	ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Alcoholic: Someone who drinks more than their doctor	ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Quango: A gay tango	ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Baptist: A junior hamburger chef	ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Assassination: An arrangement to meet a donkey	ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Saxophone: Hotline to a salt supplier	ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Circumstantial: Circumcision on a really big baby	ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Miasma: The reason I need an inhaler	ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Implication: An ointment for little goblins	ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Hob-Nobbing: Casual sex with a goblin	ISIHAC 7, Side 3
Custody: Belated insult	Simon Thomson
Literacy: Discarded pornography	Simon Thomson
Condominium: Rubber market leader	Simon Thomson
Bouffant: Surprising typeface	Kevin Hale
Contact: To swindle someone with diplomacy	Kevin Hale
Convince: To swindle someone named Vincent	Kevin Hale
Rebut: Having your bottom lifted	ISIHAC 8, Side 1
Miniscule: A toddlers' play group in Liverpool	ISIHAC 8, Side 1
Mastiff: Boys at a Britney Spears concert	ISIHAC 8, Side 1
Dentist: Man who fixes your car	ISIHAC 8, Side 1
Lactose: The effect of frostbite	ISIHAC 8, Side 1
Dissident: Foreigner pointing out damage to your car	ISIHAC 8, Side 1
Disguise: Pointing out the foreigner who's pointing out damage to your car	ISIHAC 8, Side 1
Cock-a-leekie: Prostate problem	ISIHAC 8, Side 1
Custard: To swear after stepping in something	ISIHAC 8, Side 1
Dilatory: Conservative sex aid	ISIHAC 8, Side 1
Doughnut: Eccentric millionaire	ISIHAC 8, Side 1
Hullaballoo: How to greet a bear	ISIHAC 8, Side 1
Fiasco: Unsuccessful wall painting	ISIHAC 8, Side 1
Bordello: Blasé greeting	ISIHAC 8, Side 1
Geranium: The cry of the parachute regiment's flower arranging display team	ISIHAC 8, Side 1
Castigate: To have a nasty accident whilst climbing into a field	ISIHAC 8, Side 1
Combat: An aggressive marsupial	ISIHAC 8, Side 1
Artefact: Pretentious statistic	ISIHAC 8, Side 1
Onion bhajee: French canal boatman	ISIHAC 8, Side 1
Hebrew: Jewish tea-bag	ISIHAC 8, Side 1
Divergin': An unsuccessful Welsh lethario	ISIHAC 8, Side 3
Polyunsaturated: A dry parrot	ISIHAC 8, Side 3
Veneer: Flemish painter of floorboards	ISIHAC 8, Side 3
Carpentry: A way in for ornamental fish	ISIHAC 8, Side 3
Feckless: An unsuccessful Irish lethario	ISIHAC 8, Side 3
Direction: Aroused Welshman	ISIHAC 8, Side 3
Pokemon: A Jamaican proctologist	ISIHAC 8, Side 3
Stucco: Hitherto unknown Marx brother	ISIHAC 8, Side 3
Macadam: The first ever Scotsman	ISIHAC 8, Side 3
Pom-Pom: Australian word for English twins	ISIHAC 8, Side 3
Hedgerow: Hedgehog eggs	ISIHAC 8, Side 3
Insolent: Fell off the Isle Of Wight ferry	ISIHAC 8, Side 3
Circumnavigation: Bar Mitzvah on a cruise	ISIHAC 8, Side 3
Loophole: A very long lavatory brush	ISIHAC 8, Side 3
Meander: She and I	ISIHAC 8, Side 3
Gripe: What Australians make wine from	ISIHAC 8, Side 3
Hotpot: Stolen drugs	ISIHAC 8, Side 3
Macaroni: Inventor of the pasta wireless	ISIHAC 8, Side 3
Hormone: ...no forget it!	ISIHAC 8, Side 3
Merseyside: The killing of Scousers	ISIHAC 8, Side 3
Dildo: Pickle pastry	ISIHAC 8, Side 4
Telepathy: When you can't be bothered to turn over the TV	ISIHAC 8, Side 4
Splint: To run very fast with a broken leg	ISIHAC 8, Side 4
Merciful: Liverpool's flooded	ISIHAC 8, Side 4
Portly: Shaped like a harbour	ISIHAC 8, Side 4
Pandemonium: Black and white musical instrument	ISIHAC 8, Side 4
Syllabub: To float like Cilla Black	ISIHAC 8, Side 4
Plebiscite: Web page for common people	ISIHAC 8, Side 4
Direct: Ruined by a Welshman	ISIHAC 8, Side 4
Poppycock: A streaker on November 11th	ISIHAC 8, Side 4
Wench: A spanner belonging to Jonathan Ross	ISIHAC 8, Side 4
Suffragette: Package holiday flight	ISIHAC 8, Side 4
Raffia: The craft fair organised crime syndicate	ISIHAC 8, Side 4
Tadpole: A quarter Polish	ISIHAC 8, Side 4
Physique: A Perrier enema	ISIHAC 8, Side 4
Hogmanay: Someone who may be considered to have too large a collection of a particular impressionist painter	ISIHAC 8, Side 4
Elemental: Spanish village idiot	Winchester 24 Nov 2003
Plinth: Artist formerly known as having two speech defects	Winchester 24 Nov 2003
Proletarian: Someone who only eats common people	Winchester 24 Nov 2003
Rugger: A wig maker	Winchester 24 Nov 2003
Spinach: Skin irritation from sitting near Alastair Campbell	Winchester 24 Nov 2003
Polygon: Missing parrot	Winchester 24 Nov 2003
Polyunsaturated: Dry parrot	Winchester 24 Nov 2003
Politician: Famous Italian painting of a parrot	Winchester 24 Nov 2003
Ninety-nine: A sexual act involving a flake	Winchester 24 Nov 2003
Algebra: A brassiere made of kelp	Winchester 24 Nov 2003
Polygamist: Two timing parrot	Winchester 24 Nov 2003
Problematic: Dodgy loft conversion	Winchester 24 Nov 2003
Bicycle: An icicle that swings both ways	Winchester 24 Nov 2003
Leprechaun: A variety of wheat whose ears fall off	Winchester 24 Nov 2003
Toadstool: Porn version of Wind In The Willows	Winchester 24 Nov 2003
Manoeuvre: A vacuum cleaner even men can work	Winchester 24 Nov 2003
Stalactite: Getting drunk in a German PoW camp	Kevin Hale
Five-A-Side: To kill a boy band	Eastbourne 15 Dec 2003
Pre-Raphaelite: One who leaves before the raffle	Eastbourne 15 Dec 2003
[ Boundary: Ungentlemanly behaviour Not broadcast]	Eastbourne 15 Dec 2003
Guy Fawkes Night: End of October to early December	Eastbourne 15 Dec 2003
Microbe: A tiny little dressing gown	Eastbourne 15 Dec 2003
[ Archery: Lying under oath, and at all other times Not broadcast]	Eastbourne 15 Dec 2003
Vegetarian: Bad hunter	Eastbourne 15 Dec 2003
Ramshackle: Male chastity belt	Eastbourne 15 Dec 2003
Piston: Someone who is taken advantage of	Eastbourne 15 Dec 2003
[ Toga: Dyslexic goat Not broadcast]	Eastbourne 15 Dec 2003
[ Nail File: Someone who's really into DIY Not broadcast]	Eastbourne 15 Dec 2003
Blame: Walking with a blimp	Eastbourne 15 Dec 2003
[ Almoner: An expensive meal Not broadcast]	Eastbourne 15 Dec 2003
Shingles: What Barry never orders late in the evening	Eastbourne 15 Dec 2003
Buttercup: Face down	Eastbourne 15 Dec 2003
[ Ambergris: David Dickinson (see also Tangent) Not broadcast]	Eastbourne 15 Dec 2003
[ Dictator: An amusingly shaped root vegetable Not broadcast]	Eastbourne 15 Dec 2003
[ Poop Scoop: A tabloid exclusive Not broadcast]	Eastbourne 15 Dec 2003
[ Somersault: A fair weather sailor Not broadcast]	Eastbourne 15 Dec 2003
Conurbation: What convicts do alone in their cells at night	Eastbourne 15 Dec 2003
Christmas: September to the end of January	Eastbourne 15 Dec 2003
[ Zither: Yorkshire for 'Look here' Not broadcast]	Eastbourne 15 Dec 2003
[ Impart: Goblin painting Not broadcast]	Eastbourne 15 Dec 2003
[ Terrapin: A brooch devoted to bringing down the government by the use of violence Not broadcast]	Eastbourne 15 Dec 2003
[ Tally-Ho: Hunt groupie Not broadcast]	Eastbourne 15 Dec 2003
[ Barricade: A soldiers' helpline Not broadcast]	Eastbourne 15 Dec 2003
[ Acapulco: Unaccompanied Mexican Not broadcast]	Eastbourne 15 Dec 2003
[ Relish: Not quite rel Not broadcast]	Eastbourne 15 Dec 2003
Hunky-Dory: A butch fish	Eastbourne 15 Dec 2003
Orthadontists: Those very devout dentists with the beards and the hats	Eastbourne 15 Dec 2003
[ Lassitude: One bitten by a Collie Not broadcast]	Eastbourne 15 Dec 2003
[ Plutocrat: Somebody who votes for a Disney character Not broadcast]	Eastbourne 15 Dec 2003
[ Enrage: A row about poultry Not broadcast]	Eastbourne 15 Dec 2003
[ Antelope: To run off and marry an insect Not broadcast]	Eastbourne 15 Dec 2003
[ Saab: Indian for 'Nice car, Master' Not broadcast]	Eastbourne 15 Dec 2003
[ Atrophy: Something you win at sport Not broadcast]	Eastbourne 15 Dec 2003
[ Overage: A row about eggs Not broadcast]	Eastbourne 15 Dec 2003
[ Flambards: Burning poets Not broadcast]	Eastbourne 15 Dec 2003
Derelict: Pleasant experience in Ireland	Eastbourne 15 Dec 2003
Divergin': An unsuccessful Welsh lethario	Best of ISIHAC 2003 29 Dec 2003
Veneer: Flemish painter of floorboards	Best of ISIHAC 2003 29 Dec 2003
Insolent: Fell off the Isle Of Wight ferry	Best of ISIHAC 2003 29 Dec 2003
Splint: To run very fast with a broken leg	Best of ISIHAC 2003 29 Dec 2003
Feckless: An unsuccessful Irish lethario	Best of ISIHAC 2003 29 Dec 2003
Telepathy: When you can't be bothered to turn over the TV	Best of ISIHAC 2003 29 Dec 2003
Plebiscite: Web page for common people	Best of ISIHAC 2003 29 Dec 2003
Wench: A spanner belonging to Jonathan Ross	Best of ISIHAC 2003 29 Dec 2003
Poppycock: A streaker on November 11th	Best of ISIHAC 2003 29 Dec 2003
Hogmanay: Someone who may be considered to have too large a collection of a particular impressionist painter	Best of ISIHAC 2003 29 Dec 2003
Copulate: The time it takes the police to show up in an emergency	Best of ISIHAC 2003 29 Dec 2003
Hindsight: Jennifer Lopez	Best of ISIHAC 2003 29 Dec 2003
Gigolo: Jennifer Lopez running	Best of ISIHAC 2003 29 Dec 2003
Counterpane: Someone who works in the Post Office	Best of ISIHAC 2003 29 Dec 2003
Spinach: Skin irritation from sitting near Alastair Campbell	Best of ISIHAC 2003 29 Dec 2003
Leprechaun: A variety of wheat whose ears fall off	Best of ISIHAC 2003 29 Dec 2003
Manoeuvre: A vacuum cleaner even men can work	Best of ISIHAC 2003 29 Dec 2003
Five-A-Side: To kill a boy band	Best of ISIHAC 2003 29 Dec 2003
Pre-Raphaelite: One who leaves before the raffle	Best of ISIHAC 2003 29 Dec 2003
Piston: Someone who is taken advantage of	Best of ISIHAC 2003 29 Dec 2003
Derelict: Pleasant experience in Ireland	Best of ISIHAC 2003 29 Dec 2003
Canteloupe: Unable to run off and get married	Best of ISIHAC 2003 29 Dec 2003
Archery: Lying	Best of ISIHAC 2003 29 Dec 2003
Scum: It has arrived	Best of ISIHAC 2003 29 Dec 2003
Aromatic: A handy gadget used by Robin Hood	Best of ISIHAC 2003 29 Dec 2003
Gentry: The way in to the men's toilets	Kevin Hale
Crescendo: Termination of child care	Dartford 07 Jun 2004
Trash: Yorkshire measles	Dartford 07 Jun 2004
Mogadon: My cat's a professor	Dartford 07 Jun 2004
Boutique: To heckle wood	Dartford 07 Jun 2004
Cabaret: A wide range of available taxis	Dartford 07 Jun 2004
Rugged: Wearing a wig	Dartford 07 Jun 2004
Foreskin: To compel relatives	Dartford 07 Jun 2004
Brandish: What Barry orders after a meal	Dartford 07 Jun 2004
Clarify: To domesticate the Grundys	Dartford 07 Jun 2004
Lactose: Frostbite	Dartford 07 Jun 2004
Cocquette: Small penis	Dartford 07 Jun 2004
Judo: Kosher plasticine	Dartford 07 Jun 2004
Dandelion: A big camp cat	Leeds 08 Dec 2003
Suffocation: A week in Lowestoft	Leeds 08 Dec 2003
[ Propaganda: A moral goose Not broadcast]	Leeds 08 Dec 2003
Ee-by-gum: Drugs taken orally in Yorkshire	Leeds 08 Dec 2003
[ Throng: A three-pieced thong Not broadcast]	Leeds 08 Dec 2003
[ Humdinger: A fly swat Not broadcast]	Leeds 08 Dec 2003
[ Marigold: Get-rich-quick Not broadcast]	Leeds 08 Dec 2003
Fairy Tale: Beer made from ferrets	Leeds 08 Dec 2003
[ Crystallise: Retirement gift for Lord Nelson Not broadcast]	Leeds 08 Dec 2003
Logarithm: Lumberjack's contraceptive	Leeds 08 Dec 2003
[ Bigotry: A lumberjack's boast Not broadcast]	Leeds 08 Dec 2003
Archery: Lying	Leeds 08 Dec 2003
[ Trampette: A lady tramp Not broadcast]	Leeds 08 Dec 2003
Canteloupe: Unable to run off and get married	Leeds 08 Dec 2003
Macadam: A Scottish brothel-keeper	Leeds 08 Dec 2003
Circumspect: Spotted Dick	Leeds 08 Dec 2003
[ Suffocation: A week in Lowestoft Not broadcast]	Leeds 08 Dec 2003
[ Lurcher: Chas'n'Dave song Not broadcast]	Leeds 08 Dec 2003
Lupine: An air freshener	Leeds 08 Dec 2003
[ Catalyst: Top celebrity moggies Not broadcast]	Leeds 08 Dec 2003
[ Pince-Nez: Not wearing underwear Not broadcast]	Leeds 08 Dec 2003
[ Porcupine: A reluctant vegetarian Not broadcast]	Leeds 08 Dec 2003
[ Wisteria: Hilarious hanging plant Not broadcast]	Leeds 08 Dec 2003
Tentative: Not sure about camping	Leeds 08 Dec 2003
Slippery: A bit like a slipper	Leeds 08 Dec 2003
Scum: It has arrived	Leeds 08 Dec 2003
[ Mascot: Catholic nursery Not broadcast]	Leeds 08 Dec 2003
[ Pile: Australian bucket Not broadcast]	Leeds 08 Dec 2003
Harlequin: One of a set of five motor bikes	Leeds 08 Dec 2003
Fuselage: Not many that big	Leeds 08 Dec 2003
Aromatic: A handy gadget used by Robin Hood	Leeds 08 Dec 2003
Bollocks: Unsuccessful Botox	Leeds 08 Dec 2003
[ Defunct: Gangster band Not broadcast]	Leeds 08 Dec 2003
[ Advisor: The best way to stop the wind getting into your helmet Not broadcast]	Leeds 08 Dec 2003
[ Limpet: A little limp Not broadcast]	Leeds 08 Dec 2003
[ Angiogram: Irish singer Not broadcast]	Leeds 08 Dec 2003
[ Stylist: A pig's address book Not broadcast]	Leeds 08 Dec 2003
Ice Cream Sundaes: Iain Paisley's autobiography	Belfast 21 Jun 2004
Stockade: A meat-based fizzy drink	Belfast 21 Jun 2004
Melancholy: Funny shaped dog	Belfast 21 Jun 2004
Shamrock: Tribute band	Belfast 21 Jun 2004
Explain: Concorde	Belfast 21 Jun 2004
Cathartic: When the bag freezes	Belfast 21 Jun 2004
Arizona: The person that 'Arry belongs to	Belfast 21 Jun 2004
Scintillate: To commit adultery till breakfast	Belfast 21 Jun 2004
Boulangerie: To heckle underwear	Belfast 21 Jun 2004
Renegade: A device for blowing up anagram enthusiasts	Belfast 21 Jun 2004
Bacteria: Returning more upset than when you left	Belfast 21 Jun 2004
Tapas: To gently touch someone's bottom	Belfast 21 Jun 2004
Tombola: A man who throws cats	Belfast 21 Jun 2004
Pulpit: Warren Beatty's bed	Belfast 21 Jun 2004
Taffeta: A cannibal with a preference for Welsh people	Belfast 21 Jun 2004
I Must Admit: Geordie acknowledgement of someone with Colman's on their hand	Neil Freckleton
Pecadillo: A chicken shaped vibrator	Neil Freckleton
Tint: The opposite of 'tis	Neil Freckleton
Skid Marks: Groucho's motor racing brother	Neil Freckleton
Humourous: Amusing Greek salad ingredient	Neil Freckleton
Alloy: A metal friend	Neil Freckleton
Wick: A candle that burns for seven days	Neil Freckleton
Focaccia: A bread with no interest in the far east	Salford 05 Jul 2004
Diamante: Way to start a letter to Second World War Field Marshall	Salford 05 Jul 2004
Retread: Very red, in Yorkshire	Salford 05 Jul 2004
[ Signature: Baby swan droppings Not broadcast]	Salford 05 Jul 2004
Online: I've done t'weekly wash	Salford 05 Jul 2004
[ Indelible: A bull in Delhi Not broadcast]	Salford 05 Jul 2004
[ Sociopath: A killer who does wonders for you back pain Not broadcast]	Salford 05 Jul 2004
Evanescent: A Welshman who glows in the dark	Salford 05 Jul 2004
[ Secular: Junk mail in Liverpool Not broadcast]	Salford 05 Jul 2004
[ Biology: The science of shopping Not broadcast]	Salford 05 Jul 2004
[ Cenotaph: Welsh laxative Not broadcast]	Salford 05 Jul 2004
Aperitif: Cockney dentures	Salford 05 Jul 2004
[ Vespa: Evensong on a scooter Not broadcast]	Salford 05 Jul 2004
[ Acapulco: Unaccompanied Mexican Not broadcast]	Salford 05 Jul 2004
Haddock: An enclosure for sea horses	Salford 05 Jul 2004
[ Deserted: The pudding's done a runner Not broadcast]	Salford 05 Jul 2004
[ Ersatz: Liverpool milliners Not broadcast]	Salford 05 Jul 2004
Porcupine: To regret becoming a vegetarian	Salford 05 Jul 2004
[ Pathos: Unsuccessful musketeer Not broadcast]	Salford 05 Jul 2004
[ Tortoise: Slow musketeer Not broadcast]	Salford 05 Jul 2004
[ Alligator: Someone who accuses you of things Not broadcast]	Salford 05 Jul 2004
Wholesaler: Moby Dick's lunch	Salford 05 Jul 2004
[ Poltroon: Parrot from Scotland Not broadcast]	Salford 05 Jul 2004
[ Undertaker: Someone who nicks your pants Not broadcast]	Salford 05 Jul 2004
[ Cherry: Rather like a chair Not broadcast]	Salford 05 Jul 2004
Pandemonium: A musical instrument that won't breed in captivity	Salford 05 Jul 2004
Quaker: Posh duck	Salford 05 Jul 2004
Satire: Seated in a more elevated position	Salford 05 Jul 2004
[ Pentecost: An expensive Biro Not broadcast]	Salford 05 Jul 2004
[ Mutant: A cross between a cat and an insect Not broadcast]	Salford 05 Jul 2004
[ Anachronism: Political system with no government and no sense of timing Not broadcast]	Salford 05 Jul 2004
[ Domineering: Earring shaped like a domino Not broadcast]	Salford 05 Jul 2004
[ Vocation: Giving your voice a rest Not broadcast]	Salford 05 Jul 2004
[ Supine: To take a tree to court Not broadcast]	Salford 05 Jul 2004
[ Inclement: What you never want to be on Just A Minute Not broadcast]	Salford 05 Jul 2004
[ Unfurled: Not furled Not broadcast]	Salford 05 Jul 2004
[ Monochrome: Bath with only one tap Not broadcast]	Salford 05 Jul 2004
[ Stylist: A pig's book Not broadcast]	Salford 05 Jul 2004
[ Explain: Concorde Not broadcast]	Salford 05 Jul 2004
Cantilever: The switch on an electric horse	Salford 05 Jul 2004
[ Check Mate: Someone you pay to be your friend Not broadcast]	Salford 05 Jul 2004
[ Exclaim: Alimony Not broadcast]	Salford 05 Jul 2004
[ Condominium: Storage facility for purple flour Not broadcast]	Salford 05 Jul 2004
[ Pillowcase: One removed from head case Not broadcast]	Salford 05 Jul 2004
[ Titillate: One who behaves like a bird till 2000 hours Not broadcast]	Blackpool 09 Dec 2002
Macadam: The first ever Scotsman	Blackpool 09 Dec 2002
[ Demsel: What Humph says to Colin Not broadcast]	Blackpool 09 Dec 2002
[ Waxwork: Slogan for the Society for the Restoration of Corporal Punishment Not broadcast]	Blackpool 09 Dec 2002
Polyunsaturated: A dry parrot	Blackpool 09 Dec 2002
[ Analyst: An Indian currency table Not broadcast]	Blackpool 09 Dec 2002
Hors d'Oeuvre: Women who hang around diesel pumps	Blackpool 09 Dec 2002
[ Motion Picture: Stomach X-Ray Not broadcast]	Blackpool 09 Dec 2002
Carpentry: A way in for ornamental fish	Blackpool 09 Dec 2002
Pokemon: A Jamaican proctologist	Blackpool 09 Dec 2002
[ Traumatise: Troubled neckwear Not broadcast]	Blackpool 09 Dec 2002
[ Tumbril: Stomach polish Not broadcast]	Blackpool 09 Dec 2002
Stucco: Hitherto unknown Marx brother	Blackpool 09 Dec 2002
Pom-Pom: Australian word for English twins	Blackpool 09 Dec 2002
[ Pharmacist: Agricultural swelling Not broadcast]	Blackpool 09 Dec 2002
[ Dilate: Failing to call the emergency services Not broadcast]	Blackpool 09 Dec 2002
[ Handicapper: Downmarket milliner Not broadcast]	Blackpool 09 Dec 2002
[ Screwdriver: Mick Jagger's chauffer Not broadcast]	Blackpool 09 Dec 2002
[ Impact: Goblin stand-up Not broadcast]	Blackpool 09 Dec 2002
Hedgerow: Hedgehog eggs	Blackpool 09 Dec 2002
Gripe: What Australians make wine from	Blackpool 09 Dec 2002
Extemporary: Permanent	Blackpool 09 Dec 2002
[ Porsche: Really, really posh Not broadcast]	Blackpool 09 Dec 2002
Loophole: A very long lavatory brush	Blackpool 09 Dec 2002
[ Circumflex: Wire used for unmentionable sexual act Not broadcast]	Blackpool 09 Dec 2002
[ Antidisestablishmentarianism: Strangely named northern aunty Not broadcast]	Blackpool 09 Dec 2002
[ Wedge: Roy Jenkin's pet name for Reginald Maudlin Not broadcast]	Blackpool 09 Dec 2002
[ Tangerine: Colour you get from sunbeds as used by Bargain Hunt presenter Not broadcast]	Blackpool 09 Dec 2002
[ Diarrhoea: Poor quality backside Not broadcast]	Blackpool 09 Dec 2002
Hotpot: Stolen drugs	Blackpool 09 Dec 2002
[ Psychopath: Bike lane Not broadcast]	Blackpool 09 Dec 2002
[ Relief: What trees do in spring Not broadcast]	Blackpool 09 Dec 2002
Macaroni: Inventor of the pasta wireless	Blackpool 09 Dec 2002
[ Apex: Gorilla's wristwatch Not broadcast]	Blackpool 09 Dec 2002
[ Elephant: Beautifully dressed but overweight Not broadcast]	Blackpool 09 Dec 2002
[ Equip: Un-asked for joke off the internet Not broadcast]	Blackpool 09 Dec 2002
Hormone: ...no forget it!	Blackpool 09 Dec 2002
Merseyside: The killing of Scousers	Blackpool 09 Dec 2002
Albino: Saudi Arabian childrens comic	Darryl Anthony
Problematic: A faulty washing machine	Darryl Anthony
Ovaltine: An overweight adolescent	Darryl Anthony
Asphalt: A problem with your donkey	Darryl Anthony
Combination: A country where everyone owns Volkswagen camper vans	Darryl Anthony
Luggage: How old your ears are	Darryl Anthony
Leotard: A very dim-witted lion	Darryl Anthony
Economist: Discount fog	Harold Reynolds
Gabbro: Where the guests on a chat show sit	Harold Reynolds
Pendulous: When you can put a pen under it and it stays there	Basingstoke 13 Dec 2004
Psychopath: Crazy paving	Basingstoke 13 Dec 2004
Mistake: Winner of a butcher's beauty contest	Basingstoke 13 Dec 2004
Gross Mistake: Unlikely winner of a butcher's beauty contest	Basingstoke 13 Dec 2004
Decease: To stop stopping	Basingstoke 13 Dec 2004
[ Troilism: The ability to fit three people into a wooden horse Not broadcast]	Basingstoke 13 Dec 2004
[ Dover Sole: Kentish folk music Not broadcast]	Basingstoke 13 Dec 2004
[ Leap-Frog: Queue-hopping in France Not broadcast]	Basingstoke 13 Dec 2004
Maisonette: A very small Chief Constable	Basingstoke 13 Dec 2004
[ Meritritious: A greeting usually following by "and a Happy New Year" Not broadcast]	Basingstoke 13 Dec 2004
Sewage: Legal work	Basingstoke 13 Dec 2004
[ Aloe Vera: The greeting that wartime troops gave to Miss Lynn Not broadcast]	Basingstoke 13 Dec 2004
iPod: Optical aid using peas	Basingstoke 13 Dec 2004
Palisade: What the Queen drinks	Basingstoke 13 Dec 2004
Margate: The mother of all scandals	Basingstoke 13 Dec 2004
Timbre: The cry of a French lumberjack as a tree falls	Basingstoke 13 Dec 2004
Sentiment: The perfume he intended to buy	Basingstoke 13 Dec 2004
Postulate: The new name for Royal Mail	Basingstoke 13 Dec 2004
Herpes: What my wife has won prizes for at the local flower show	Basingstoke 13 Dec 2004
Juniper: Israeli crab	Basingstoke 13 Dec 2004
Deglaze: To stop watching Neighbours	Basingstoke 13 Dec 2004
[ Chutzpah: Character in Shakespeare's Henry IV Not broadcast]	Basingstoke 13 Dec 2004
[ Killjoy: Miserable antiques dealer Not broadcast]	Basingstoke 13 Dec 2004
[ Hop-Scotch: One-legged Glaswegian Not broadcast]	Basingstoke 13 Dec 2004
Decade: Ant	Basingstoke 13 Dec 2004
Torpid: Incomplete torpedo	Basingstoke 13 Dec 2004
Wisp: A really pathetic wasp	Basingstoke 13 Dec 2004
[ Sirloin: Cat's crotch Not broadcast]	Basingstoke 13 Dec 2004
Mushrooms: What Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen does	Basingstoke 13 Dec 2004
Crescendo: Termination of child care	2004 Xmas Special Compilation 27 Dec 2004
Quaker: Posh duck	2004 Xmas Special Compilation 27 Dec 2004
Mogadon: My cat's a professor	2004 Xmas Special Compilation 27 Dec 2004
Bacteria: Returning more upset than when you left	2004 Xmas Special Compilation 27 Dec 2004
Pandemonium: A musical instrument that won't breed in captivity	2004 Xmas Special Compilation 27 Dec 2004
Tombola: A man who throws cats	2004 Xmas Special Compilation 27 Dec 2004
Postulate: The new name for Royal Mail	2004 Xmas Special Compilation 27 Dec 2004
Tapas: To gently touch someone's bottom	2004 Xmas Special Compilation 27 Dec 2004
Foreskin: To compel relatives	2004 Xmas Special Compilation 27 Dec 2004
Pulpit: Warren Beatty's bed	2004 Xmas Special Compilation 27 Dec 2004
Renegade: A device for blowing up anagram enthusiasts	2004 Xmas Special Compilation 27 Dec 2004
Mushrooms: What Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen does	2004 Xmas Special Compilation 27 Dec 2004
Sewage: Legal work	2004 Xmas Special Compilation 27 Dec 2004
Dossier: A French tramp	Hull 03 Jan 2005
Scandal: Footwear you should be ashamed of	Hull 03 Jan 2005
Arsenic: I've just sat on a razor blade	Hull 03 Jan 2005
Vanish: Rather like a van	Hull 03 Jan 2005
Organism: An irrational prejudice against Wurlitzers	Hull 03 Jan 2005
Cannibalistic: A Geordie missile	Hull 03 Jan 2005
Wolverine: A product for cleaning wolves	Hull 03 Jan 2005
Bigamist: A larger-than-usual fog	Hull 03 Jan 2005
Testicular: A vampire who talks bollocks	Hull 03 Jan 2005
Retard: Very difficult in Yorkshire	Hull 03 Jan 2005
Harpist: Fairly drunk	Hull 03 Jan 2005
Weight-Machine: A Virgin train	Hull 03 Jan 2005
Bishoprick: Unpopular member of the clergy	Hull 03 Jan 2005
Weight-Watcher: A Virgin passenger	Hull 03 Jan 2005
Sea Legs: The eggs of the seal	Hull 03 Jan 2005
Cabbage: The opinions of taxi drivers	Hull 03 Jan 2005
Substitute: An underwater hooker	Hull 03 Jan 2005
May Fly: A Virgin 'plane	Hull 03 Jan 2005
Childhood: Very young gangster	Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005
Horticulturalist: Brian Sewell	Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005
Haphazard: Mind that hap!	Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005
[ Oxymoron: Stupid cow Not broadcast]	Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005
Deliberate: To imprison	Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005
[ Defile: One of Jack Dee's fans Not broadcast]	Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005
[ Digression: Welsh fighting talk Not broadcast]	Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005
Heathrow: Brief description of what a baggage handler does	Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005
Orchid: The son of a Brummie	Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005
Livery: Rather like liver	Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005
Coincidental: Having matching teeth	Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005
Luton Airport: Slightly more detailed description of what a baggage handler does	Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005
Donation: Where Homer Simpson is King	Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005
Damnation: Holland	Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005
Lamination: New Zealand	Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005
[ Walkie-Talkie: Flightless parrot Not broadcast]	Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005
Extort: Having left school	Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005
Abatement: Downstairs storage area used by man with sinus trouble	Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005
Harpist: Fairly drunk	Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005
Tutonic: What you order with tu gins	Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005
[ Bishoprick: Unpopular member of the clergy Not broadcast]	Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005
[ Cauterize: A squinting cyclops Not broadcast]	Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005
[ Flippant: Glib insect Not broadcast]	Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005
[ Xenophobia: Fear of Buddhists Not broadcast]	Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005
[ Iconography: Filthy Byzantine pictures Not broadcast]	Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005
[ Angiogram: Irish folk singer Not broadcast]	Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005
Shoe-horn: A fettish	Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005
Wristwatch: All night vigil in a very strict monastry	Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005
[ Tiddlywinks: A kip after a skinfull Not broadcast]	Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005
[ Paraffin: Flying fish Not broadcast]	Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005
[ Marmite: An insect found on mothers Not broadcast]	Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005
[ Barometric: Euro gardening aid Not broadcast]	Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005
Disdain: Being rude to someone from Denmark	Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005
[ Hop Scotch: One-legged Glaswegian Not broadcast]	Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005
[ Starburst: Celebrity exploding Not broadcast]	Tunbridge Wells 17 Jan 2005
Aardvark: Harmless quadruped (c.f. 'aardvark never killed anybody')
Abort: Sea-faring vessel from the Midlands
Accomplish: A drunken sidekick
Acupuncture: Very deliberate tyre slashing
Adder: Tasteless boast
Alimony: Backstreet currency
Alkaline: A que at Alcoholics Anonymous
Announce: 28 grams
Arcane: Liverpudlian bamboo
Aspire: The pointy bit on a church
Asymmetry: Place where you bury stiffs
Autocue: Traffic jam
Balderdash: A rapidly receding hairline
Banquette: A tiny shag
Barrel-Organ: Brewer's droop
Bathos: Unsuccessful musketeer
Climate: The motto of The Everest Club
Co-opt: Brainwashed by a leading supermarket chain
Bile: An Australian bundle of hay
Biopsy: An organic gipsy
Biro: To purchase fish eggs
Biro: Property developer
Boa constrictor: South African truss
Codicil: Buffalo Bill's window box
Condense: To fool the stupid
Brouhaha: Jolly tea party
Bustard: A very rude omnibus driver
Buttress: A woman who keeps interrupting
Caddy: Rather like a cad
Can-can: Tintin's partner
Candid: Past tense of 'can do'
Canoodle: To fondle in a small boat
Canteen: One who has reached the age of consent
Capsule: Better than Christmas
Carping: To do a fish impression
Cataract: Japanese for 'Cadillac'
Caustic: Foul-mouthed parasite
Chairs: A toast by the Queen
Condominium: Chemist's shop
Context: Prison library book
Coquette: Small penis
Corridor: Entrance to The Rover's Return
Crux: Middle class villains
Debasement: De room under de ground floor
Deft: Ebsolutely med
Demistifier: Retired magician
Descant: A white collar insect
Diffident: Novelty toothpaste
Discount: Making clear which member of the nobility you are talking about
Discover: A record sleeve
Dodo: A repeat of 'The Simpsons'
Egocentric: The yolk
Elegy: An inflammatory reaction to poetry
Esplanade: Attempting an explanation when drunk
Ethics: The place where girls with white stilettos live
Expense: Old money
Expensive: No longer thoughtful
Feckless: Censored version of 'Father Ted'
Finesse: A woman from Finland
Flemish: Prone to spitting
Fornication: Communication between golfers
Gargoyle: An olive-flavoured mouthwash
Gazette: A baby antelope
Geiger counter: Device for measuring the skill of ventriloquists
Gonorrhoea: Behind with the rent
Hacksaw: A tabloid report
Henceforward: Poultry advancing
Hirsute: Ladies' clothing
Humbug: A musical insect
Humphrey: A good sound system
Hundred: A fear of Germans
Iconography: Filthy Byzantine pictures
Impeccable: Bird proof
Income: Entrance
Inhabit: Dressed as a monk
Integrate: Answer to the question: 'Where's t'coal?'
Intense: Camping
Ipswich: What you turn your hip on with
Jacobites: Michael Jackson's range of snacks
Jasmine: Kenny Ball's band
Jocular: Funny eye
Jocularity: Lughter on horseback
Ketchup: To draw level
Khaki: Device for starting an automobile
Kilometre: Device to calculation extent of slaughter on talen shows (cf. Pol-Pot's record-breaking appearance on 'Opportunity Knocks')
Kinship: An unpoular boat
Kirby-grip: North Yorkshire handshake
Kitten: Hit by a kite
Knapweed: A damp sheet
Lacadaisical: Short of one flower
Legal: 16 year old bird of prey
Likeness: Highlands enthusiast
Locomotion: A barely audible riot
Logical: A very small Masonic meeting house
Lyricist: A complaint suffered by songwriters
Mangoes: He leaves
Manifold: Another word for origami
Marinade: Soft drink for weddings
Maritime: When the wedding starts
Martini: A very small supermarket
Mendacity: To rebuild a town
Microfiche: Sardines
Minimal: A small shopping centre
Mischief: Head girl
Head Girl: School 'bike'	Kevin Hale
Mobster: An aggressive crustacean
Moreover: Overweight dog
Multiple: To heat wine
Myth: A female moth
Navigator: Road-building crocodile
Neighbourhood: The gangster next door
Nematode: An avenging frog
Nurture: A Chas'n'Dave song
Overrate: Nine
Oyster: Someone who likes to pepper his conversation with Jewish expressions
Paranoid: An angry person who jumps out of aeroplanes
Parasites: Views from the Eiffel Tower
Parsimonious: Indian singer
Paucity: Liverpool
Pentecost: The price of posh ladies' knickers
Peripatetic: Disappointing chilli sauce
Persuade: To encourage somebody to buy Hush Puppies
Plaintiff: A row with a stewardess
Plantation: Bad police practice
Platitude: The opposite of 'plongitude'
Polymath: A numerate parrot
Pomegranate: Australian expression used to describe British stone
Pontefract: To theorise about Yorkshire
Posterity: Inherited bottom size
Poultry: A small amount of chickens
Property: A decent cuppa
Quadrant: Four people shouting
Quaint: Archaic form of 'quisn't'
Quarterize: A cyclops when he's squinting
Quash: Quince cordial
Quietude: Ate silently
Quisling: Underdeveloped question and answer session
Ransack: The act of making someone redundant in a hurry
Rectum: Indigestion
Renovate: To restore a French car
Revolt: To charge a battery
Samovar: Term describing how many and whose planes are missing
Satellite: Burnt behind
Sealant: Amphibious insect
Secretariat: Headwear for typists
Sedate: Meant nine
Shallot: No more onions
Shambles: Imitation brambles
Shi-tzu: An unacceptable animal park
Snickers: Spanties
Somersault: Substance for de-icing the roads in July
Stalagmite: Prisoner-of-war camp for fleas
Star-struck: Nicole Kidman's lorry
Stopcock: A condom
Strawberry: Grass hat
Suffragette: Water spray for colonic cleansing
Tannoy: To irritate loudly
Tapestry: Ornamental plumbing
Tatter: Poor quality milliner
Tentacles: Prehensile genitalia
Teepee: A small tent outside a wigwam
Testicle: An amusing exam question
Teutonic: What you order with 'two gin'
Thermos: The Greek God of picnics
Thespian: A woman who only sleeps with actresses
Tickertape: Temporary watch strap
Torrid: Something horrible in Yorkshire
Trifle: A three-barrelled shot-gun
Trilby: A bee that rings
Truculent: Your kind loan of a Transit
Umbrage: Angry clash between umbrella users
Undercarriage: Run over by a train
Urethra: Misspelt American soul singer
Usury: Japanese for 'usually'
Vaccinate: To administer drugs with a Hoover
Vanilla: A large white ape
Waif: Spouse (cf. 'You'll have met the waif')
Wickerwork: Overseas TV journalism
Wink: Where Jonathan Ross takes his children skating
Wonder: The period before Tudor
Xerox: Jeffrey Archer's typewriter
Yankee: One who is yanked
Yarmouth: A flavoured wine from Norfolk
Yashmak: Shower-proof veil
Yonder: One who yonds
Zebra: Largest size of support garment
Ivy: Roman for 'four'	Ipswich 30 May 2005
[ Liquorice: Quite alcoholic Not broadcast]	Ipswich 30 May 2005
[ Clarity: A bit like red wine Not broadcast]	Ipswich 30 May 2005
Cloister: A pretentious clam	Ipswich 30 May 2005
Labour: Tory	Ipswich 30 May 2005
Hamas: What Geordies use to bang nails in	Ipswich 30 May 2005
[ Syrupy: Might be a wig... Not broadcast]	Ipswich 30 May 2005
Megawatt: PARDON??	Ipswich 30 May 2005
Liability: Political skill	Ipswich 30 May 2005
[ Lap Dance: What they do at Santa's disco Not broadcast]	Ipswich 30 May 2005
Cashew: Nut that makes you sneeze	Ipswich 30 May 2005
Pistachio: Nut that makes you pissed	Ipswich 30 May 2005
Marmalade: The cry of a new-born chick	Ipswich 30 May 2005
[ Warbling: Geordie jewellery Not broadcast]	Ipswich 30 May 2005
[ Terrapin: A scary brooch Not broadcast]	Ipswich 30 May 2005
[ Nobbletoff: A good thing to do to The Countryside Alliance Not broadcast]	Ipswich 30 May 2005
Receptacle: Painful welcome from the lady at the front desk	Ipswich 30 May 2005
Dukedom: Aristocratic birth control aid	Ipswich 30 May 2005
[ Worsted: Unpopular bear Not broadcast]	Ipswich 30 May 2005
[ Shampoo: Imitation bear Not broadcast]	Ipswich 30 May 2005
Pancreas: A gland located next to King's Cross	Ipswich 30 May 2005
[ Halitosis: Smelly comet Not broadcast]	Ipswich 30 May 2005
Concurrent: An object that looks like a raisin, but isn't	Ipswich 30 May 2005
[ Disgusted: Not dat custard Not broadcast]	Ipswich 30 May 2005
[ Philanthropist: A kindly drunk Not broadcast]	Ipswich 30 May 2005
[ Throng: Three-personed thong Not broadcast]	Ipswich 30 May 2005
[ Honolulu: To give an M.B.E. to a Scottish singer Not broadcast]	Ipswich 30 May 2005
[ Pentecost: That biro will set you back Not broadcast]	Ipswich 30 May 2005
Filofax: Pastry so thin you can send it by telephone	Ipswich 30 May 2005
Comatose: What a beautician does to a lady with a lot of unwanted hair	Ipswich 30 May 2005
Propaganda: A good look	Ipswich 30 May 2005
[ Respect: The presenter of 'Quote, Unquote' attacked by seagulls Not broadcast]	Ipswich 30 May 2005
Tinker: An Irish philosopher	Ipswich 30 May 2005
Dubai: Debbie from Birmingham	Ipswich 30 May 2005
Florida: More red in the face	Ipswich 30 May 2005
Platypus: Give your cat pig-tails	Ipswich 30 May 2005
[ Cocker Spaniel: (...at your peril!) Not broadcast]	Ipswich 30 May 2005
[ Prosthetic: Not a very good call girl Not broadcast]	Ipswich 30 May 2005
Tally-Ho!: A loose woman who keeps count	Ipswich 30 May 2005
[ Increment: Bad Japanese weather Not broadcast]	Ipswich 30 May 2005
[ Mistake: Regret becoming vegetarian Not broadcast]	Ipswich 30 May 2005
[ Immitate: Pretend to be an art gallery Not broadcast]	Ipswich 30 May 2005
[ Fillibuster: Clumsy vet Not broadcast]	Ipswich 30 May 2005
Profligate: To tie two academics together	Kevin Hale
Assassination: World of two donkeys	Kevin Hale
Clogged: Bunged up with wooden footwear	Kevin Hale
Expert: Saggy	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
Digression: Welsh fighting talk	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
[ Decrease: Do the ironing Not broadcast]	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
Chafe: A posh chaff	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
Euthanasia: Young people in China	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
Gastronome: Flatulent elf	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
Impending: Death of a pixie	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
Witchcraft: Anne Robinson's boat	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
[ Excaliber: Former drinker of non-alcoholic beer Not broadcast]	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
Rumination: Australia	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
Fallacy: Cocky	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
Nubile: Recent speech by Iain Paisley	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
Wisteria: A nostalgic form of panic	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
Triumph: To attempt to get off with our chairman	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
Lamentable: The Sunday roast's ready	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
[ Jellied Eels: What jelly brokers do Not broadcast]	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
[ Ramsgate: Farming scandal Not broadcast]	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
[ Bicycle: An icicle that swings both ways Not broadcast]	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
[ Trigonometry: A graveyard for horses Not broadcast]	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
A La Carte: Muslim wheelbarrow	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
[ Gringo: Mexican drummer Not broadcast]	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
[ Smitten: A baby Smurf Not broadcast]	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
[ Homeopath: Gay pavement Not broadcast]	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
[ Analyst: Sit to one side Not broadcast]	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
[ Genealogy: Medical reaction to figures who appear from magic lamps Not broadcast]	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
Transistor: A nun with surprisingly large hands	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
[ Aerobic: Chocolate biro Not broadcast]	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
[ Smirks: Geordie cigarettes Not broadcast]	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
[ Offcut: Government watchdog monitoring vasectomies Not broadcast]	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
[ Imitate: Pretend to be an art gallery Not broadcast]	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
[ Mississippi: Wife of Mr. Ippi Not broadcast]	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
[ Yeoman: Greeting for hip people Not broadcast]	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
[ Buzzard: Energetic panel game Not broadcast]	Rhyl 13 Jun 2005
Asbestos: Greek Anti-Social Behaviour Order	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
[ Excaliber: Former drinker of non-alcoholic beer Not broadcast]	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
Philander: The Duke of Edinburgh & the Queen	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
Semolina: A system of signalling with puddings	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
[ Warbling: Geordie jewellery Not broadcast]	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
Pistachio: The facial hair you might find on the top lip of an alcoholic	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
[ Flotilla: An amphibian ape Not broadcast]	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
[ Syruppy: It might be a wig... Not broadcast]	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
[ Proof: A homosexual roof Not broadcast]	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
[ Circumvent: A Jewish air duct Not broadcast]	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
[ Decrease: Do the ironing Not broadcast]	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
Delegate: Jewish scandal	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
Systematic: A robot nun	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
Stymie: A Jewish pig	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
[ Circumspect: A spotted...no I won't finish that Not broadcast]	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
[ Cannibal: A shrewd male Aberdeen Angus Not broadcast]	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
[ Offcut: Government watchdog for monitoring vasectomies Not broadcast]	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
Boomerang: Show displeasure to a dessert	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
Scurrilous: A mouse with no legs	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
Aerobic: Chocolate biro	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
[ Buzzard: Energetic panel game Not broadcast]	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
Shrewd: A rude shrew	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
Baltimore: Asking for seconds in an Indian restaurant	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
Shrink: An ice-skating shrew	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
Increment: Bad Japanese weather	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
[ Problematic: There's a leak in t'loft Not broadcast]	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
[ Worsted: Unpopular bear Not broadcast]	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
[ Shampoo: Immitation bear Not broadcast]	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
Chinchilla: Air-conditioned beard	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
[ Gringo: Mexican drummer Not broadcast]	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
Shrub: An over-friendly shrew	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
[ Spell-check: Witch guide Not broadcast]	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
Honolulu: To give an M.B.E. to a Scottish singer	Oxford 27 Jun 2005
Polaroids: Unpleasant ailment in Arctic conditions	Edinburgh 01 Sep 2005
Routine: An adolescent kangaroo	Edinburgh 01 Sep 2005
[ Brouhaha: Cup of tea that tastes funny Not broadcast]	Edinburgh 01 Sep 2005
[ Copulate: A nasty policeman Not broadcast]	Edinburgh 01 Sep 2005
[ Tumbling: A belly-button ring Not broadcast]	Edinburgh 01 Sep 2005
Gyroscope: A device for locating dole money	Edinburgh 01 Sep 2005
Arsenic: To steal buttocks	Edinburgh 01 Sep 2005
[ Tyrant: An angry reaction to being told you have to wear a tie Not broadcast]	Edinburgh 01 Sep 2005
Can-Can: Couple of tins	Edinburgh 01 Sep 2005
Toucan: Couple of tins	Edinburgh 01 Sep 2005
Tintin: Famous cartoon character	Edinburgh 01 Sep 2005
[ Nubile: Fresh phlegm Not broadcast]	Edinburgh 01 Sep 2005
[ Gastric: When you light the fart Not broadcast]	Edinburgh 01 Sep 2005
[ Puppetry: A dogs' toilet Not broadcast]	Edinburgh 01 Sep 2005
[ Dullard: Boring duck Not broadcast]	Edinburgh 01 Sep 2005
Dissolution: To slag off the work of Paul Daniels	Edinburgh 01 Sep 2005
[ Tinker: An Irish sage Not broadcast]	Edinburgh 01 Sep 2005
Missive: South African for 'very big'	Edinburgh 01 Sep 2005
[ Console: To defraud a fish Not broadcast]	Edinburgh 01 Sep 2005
[ Proboscis: Against the workers Not broadcast]	Edinburgh 01 Sep 2005
[ Microbe: Small dressing gown Not broadcast]	Edinburgh 01 Sep 2005
Common or garden: A choice between Barry and Graeme	Edinburgh 01 Sep 2005
[ Pulsar: To get off with a Russian Not broadcast]	Edinburgh 01 Sep 2005
[ Trampette: Small vagrant Not broadcast]	Edinburgh 01 Sep 2005
May Fly: B.A. flight	Edinburgh 01 Sep 2005
[ Serialize: Weetabix vision Not broadcast]	Edinburgh 01 Sep 2005
[ Granary: Where old ladies live Not broadcast]	Edinburgh 01 Sep 2005
Impolite: A flaming goblin	Edinburgh 01 Sep 2005
[ Surcharge: What you pay for a knighthood Not broadcast]	Edinburgh 01 Sep 2005
[ Listless: Upright Not broadcast]	Edinburgh 01 Sep 2005
[ Purfect: An Irish cat who can't speak Not broadcast]	Edinburgh 01 Sep 2005
[ Chaffinch: Small area of the body affected by excessive rubbing Not broadcast]	Edinburgh 01 Sep 2005
Philharmonic: To feed the Queen	Edinburgh 01 Sep 2005
Scullery: Room to display shrunken heads	Kevin Hale
Diversity: Place where an Eisteddfod takes place	Kevin Hale
Randomize: A squint	London Palladium 21 Nov 2005
Kingdom: A Royal contraceptive	London Palladium 21 Nov 2005
Stalagmite: Prison camp for fleas	London Palladium 21 Nov 2005
Jugular: A busty vampire	London Palladium 21 Nov 2005
Doodlebug: To draw a flea	London Palladium 21 Nov 2005
Gondolier: Something you catch from a boatman	London Palladium 21 Nov 2005
Dynamite: To take a flea out to lunch	London Palladium 21 Nov 2005
Urethra: A soul singer who takes the piss	London Palladium 21 Nov 2005
Mish-mash: To be late for chapel due to drunkenness	London Palladium 21 Nov 2005
Encyclopedia: To be sexually attracted to small bikes	London Palladium 21 Nov 2005
Cursory: Where young children learn to swear	London Palladium 21 Nov 2005
Muzzletoff: A good thing to do to the Countryside Alliance	London Palladium 21 Nov 2005
Subdued: A less-than-cool person	London Palladium 21 Nov 2005
Himalaya: A transexual rooster	London Palladium 21 Nov 2005
Mumps: Heaps of unwanted mothers	Brighton 05 Dec 2005
[ Cheap: An Italian fry Not broadcast]	Brighton 05 Dec 2005
Cursory: Where young children learn to swear	Brighton 05 Dec 2005
[ Migraine: Severe headache (I don't think I've got the hang of this...) Not broadcast]	Brighton 05 Dec 2005
Halitosis: Athlete's Foot caused by a comet	Brighton 05 Dec 2005
E-Mail: What they say up north when the postman arrives	Brighton 05 Dec 2005
Bacchanalian: To bet on a Martian	Brighton 05 Dec 2005
[ Humdrum: Percussion instrument with a bee trapped in it Not broadcast]	Brighton 05 Dec 2005
[ Grandpa: Old lady's golf score Not broadcast]	Brighton 05 Dec 2005
[ Lovelorn: To be very, very fond of grass Not broadcast]	Brighton 05 Dec 2005
Chiropractice: Getting ready to go to Egypt	Brighton 05 Dec 2005
Senile: What to do in Egypt	Brighton 05 Dec 2005
Canape: Scottish inability to settle your bills	Brighton 05 Dec 2005
Cannelloni: Scots refusal to give you an overdraft	Brighton 05 Dec 2005
Acne: Walking stick for dyslexics	Brighton 05 Dec 2005
Warming: A Geordie's Chinese vase	Brighton 05 Dec 2005
[ Enquire: A group of Cockney singing chickens Not broadcast]	Brighton 05 Dec 2005
[ Loiter: What smokers in the Westcountry use Not broadcast]	Brighton 05 Dec 2005
[ {??unreadable}: What smokers in Spain use Not broadcast]	Brighton 05 Dec 2005
[ Brouh-haha: A funny cup of tea Not broadcast]	Brighton 05 Dec 2005
[ Erratic: A virtual attic Not broadcast]	Brighton 05 Dec 2005
[ Platypus: A cat that's sold a million records Not broadcast]	Brighton 05 Dec 2005
Bin Men: People who were male but are now female	Brighton 05 Dec 2005
[ Transgression: When female impersonators get cross Not broadcast]	Brighton 05 Dec 2005
Groin: The 'go' light in Birmingham	Brighton 05 Dec 2005
Thesaurus: Condition caused by eating the hot curry	Brighton 05 Dec 2005
[ Tyrant: Angry reaction to being told you have to wear a tie Not broadcast]	Brighton 05 Dec 2005
[ Shitzu: Grotty menagerie Not broadcast]	Brighton 05 Dec 2005
[ Peking Duck: Very nosey water fowl Not broadcast]	Brighton 05 Dec 2005
Amish: Rather like an arm	Brighton 05 Dec 2005
Caesarian Section: Part of a salad	Brighton 05 Dec 2005
[ Knapsack: A sleeping bag Not broadcast]	Brighton 05 Dec 2005
[ Nutcase: A hat Not broadcast]	Brighton 05 Dec 2005
[ Throng: Three piece thong Not broadcast]	Brighton 05 Dec 2005
[ Syllabus: Liverpool coach Not broadcast]	Brighton 05 Dec 2005
Navigate: Scandal concerning road diggers	Brighton 05 Dec 2005
[ Analyse: Miss Ford, the newsreader, tells porkies Not broadcast]	Brighton 05 Dec 2005
[ Flatterer: A rolling pin Not broadcast]	Brighton 05 Dec 2005
Tailback: Post-operative Manx cat	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
[ Pricket: Male streaker at Lord's Not broadcast]	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
[ Pillowslips: The result of colagen injections Not broadcast]	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
[ Post Mistress: Sex by correspondence course Not broadcast]	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
[ Paranoid: Annoyed enough to take a flying leap Not broadcast]	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
[ Thesaurus: Prehistoric animal with many names Not broadcast]	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
[ Cabin: Taxi's arrived Not broadcast]	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
Quest: The Jonathan Ross family coat of arms	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
Pepperpot: A pot belonging to one who stutters	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
Extractor Fan: Former lover of agricultural equipment	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
[ Debonair: Posh lady broadcaster Not broadcast]	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
[ Kitch: Small kitchen Not broadcast]	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
Ponderous: Shop that sells ponds	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
[ Cami-Knickers: Speeches by the leader of the Conservative party Not broadcast]	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
Laplander: A clumsy private dancer	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
[ Profundity: To like a silly little song Not broadcast]	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
Reincarnation: Born again as a tin of condensed milk	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
Sealion: An implement for pressing seals	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
Pea Soup: Worrying medical condition	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
Peanut Butter: Even more worrying medical condition	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
Cuticle: Sexual harrassment at the Post Office	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
Gentile: Chivalrous fish	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
[ Egregious: King of the eggs Not broadcast]	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
Flemish: Rather like snot	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
Morass: Putting on weight	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
Toksvig: A clock cosy	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
Transcendental: A cross-dressing dentist (see also Tooth Fairy)	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
Exceed: A plant	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
[ Labrador: Dog used in animal experiments Not broadcast]	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
[ Lawyer: One who tells lawys Not broadcast]	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
[ Tinker: Irish sage Not broadcast]	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
[ Dictat: Shoddy condom Not broadcast]	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
Freebie: An unattached insect	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
Vigilant: An insect that stays up all night	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
[ Chaffeur: A mink salesman Not broadcast]	Harrogate 19 Dec 2005
Implored: A noble goblin	Kevin Hale
Celery: The annual income of a rabbit	Bob May
Salary: A vegetable which can be paid directly into your bank account	Bob May
Engender: To determine the sex of poultry	Bob May
Heebie-Jeebies: High pitched pop group comprised of extremely nervous singing brothers	Bob May
Popocatepetl: The sound you most dread hearing when sharing a bath	Bob May
Blip: A warning to get out of the bath before the impending Popocatepetl	Bob May
Uncouple: Auntie's got two 'husbands'.	Bob May
Paraquat: The 'accident' you have in the plane immediately before your first jump	Bob May
Lesion: A group of diseased soldiers	Bob May
Ginginval: A gathering of redheads	Bob May
Pianissimo: To aim discreetly toward the side of the toilet bowl	Bob May
Kinship: The last words of the Captain of the Titanic	Bob May
Tortuous: A shelled amphibian pet who has far outstayed his welcome	Bob May
Shiatsu: A dog who is willing to rub your back	Bob May
Shitsu: A totally ineffective massage	Bob May
Ligature: Florence Nightingale's autograph	Bob May
Excrement: A drop in pay	Bob May
[ Laggard: A prison warder Not broadcast]	Bristol 29 May 2006
Problematic: A disastrous loft conversion	Bristol 29 May 2006
Aggregate: Farming scandal	Bristol 29 May 2006
[ Extraordinary Rendition: My singing [offered by Jeremy Hardy], in other words Torture Not broadcast]	Bristol 29 May 2006
[ Emotions: Virtual dumps Not broadcast]	Bristol 29 May 2006
[ Forbear: Oh look - There's a bear on the golf course. Look out! Not broadcast]	Bristol 29 May 2006
[ Malleable: Matrimonially available Chinese lady Not broadcast]	Bristol 29 May 2006
Feckless: Celibate in Ireland	Bristol 29 May 2006
Pubescent: Intimate deodorant	Bristol 29 May 2006
[ Missile: Air stewardess Not broadcast]	Bristol 29 May 2006
Prolapse: In favour of having your dinner in front of the telly	Bristol 29 May 2006
Catharsis: Bums on seats at mass	Bristol 29 May 2006
Stifling: Scottish dance for pigs	Bristol 29 May 2006
Dipthong: Fondue underwear	Bristol 29 May 2006
[ Cannibals: Strangely intelligent Scottish cattle Not broadcast]	Bristol 29 May 2006
[ Symbolic: My phone's on the blink Not broadcast]	Bristol 29 May 2006
[ Prozaic: Written by somebody on antidepressants Not broadcast]	Bristol 29 May 2006
[ Hypotenuse: This lavatory is engaged Not broadcast]	Bristol 29 May 2006
[ Languid: Laid back Welsh village Not broadcast]	Bristol 29 May 2006
Fallacy: Unusually shaped	Bristol 29 May 2006
Buggery: The study of insects	Bristol 29 May 2006
Rambling: Jewellery for sheep	Bristol 29 May 2006
Tissues: Important matters in Yorkshire	Bristol 29 May 2006
[ Gastric: Lighting a fart Not broadcast]	Bristol 29 May 2006
[ Gentiles: Ceramics around a urinal Not broadcast]	Bristol 29 May 2006
[ Priviledge: Outdoor loo on the tenth floor Not broadcast]	Bristol 29 May 2006
[ Pantaloon: Underwear fetishist Not broadcast]	Bristol 29 May 2006
[ Hairy: A bit like a German Not broadcast]	Bristol 29 May 2006
Worm Cast: Downloadable worm	Bristol 29 May 2006
[ Optimist: The view through a cataract Not broadcast]	Bristol 29 May 2006
[ Sporran: What Scotch frogs do in ponds Not broadcast]	Bristol 29 May 2006
[ Palaver: Complicated knitting pattern Not broadcast]	Bristol 29 May 2006
Definite: I can't hear, man	Bristol 29 May 2006
[ Metatarsels: Get-together at Jeffery Archer's Not broadcast]	Bristol 29 May 2006
[ Homosexual: Randy Simpson's fan Not broadcast]	Bristol 29 May 2006
[ Witchcraft: Magazine for boat owners Not broadcast]	Bristol 29 May 2006
[ Defuse: As used in de plug Not broadcast]	Bristol 29 May 2006
Shambolic: False testicle	Bristol 29 May 2006
[ Frowning: Herr Ning's wife Not broadcast]	Bristol 29 May 2006
[ Philander: The Queen and the Duke Of Edinburgh Not broadcast]	Bristol 29 May 2006
[ Nicorette: Skimpy briefs Not broadcast]	Bristol 29 May 2006
Bacchanalian: To bet on an outsider in the space race	Bristol 29 May 2006
Aerobic: A chocolate Biro	Birmingham 12 Jun 2006
Tadpole: Every so slightly Polish	Birmingham 12 Jun 2006
Wastrel: A very idle bird of prey	Birmingham 12 Jun 2006
County Down: Popular Irish television programme	Birmingham 12 Jun 2006
Farting: Irish for 'A star'	Birmingham 12 Jun 2006
Precipice: Push button toilet	Birmingham 12 Jun 2006
Parapet: An airborne cat	Birmingham 12 Jun 2006
Gastric: Lighting a fart	Birmingham 12 Jun 2006
Cardiac: Someone who knows a hell of a lot about cardigans	Birmingham 12 Jun 2006
Uncoil: French contraceptive	Birmingham 12 Jun 2006
Metatarsels: Got together at Jeffrey Archer's	Birmingham 12 Jun 2006
Unscrew: French prison warder	Birmingham 12 Jun 2006
Jacuzzi: Italian version of famous novel by Emile Zola	Birmingham 12 Jun 2006
Forbear: Look out! There's a bear on the golf course!	Birmingham 12 Jun 2006
Claimant: An insect that's had an accident at work	Birmingham 12 Jun 2006
Two-Fold: Beginner's origami class	Birmingham 12 Jun 2006
Circumflex: To cut the end off a piece of wire	Birmingham 12 Jun 2006
[ Romantic: Italian flea Not broadcast]	London Palladium 21 Nov 2005
[ Carotid: A rusty motor Not broadcast]	London Palladium 21 Nov 2005
[ Celtic: A prison for fleas Not broadcast]	London Palladium 21 Nov 2005
[ Flea-pit: {???unreadable} Not broadcast]	London Palladium 21 Nov 2005
[ Copulate: The nasty policeman Not broadcast]	London Palladium 21 Nov 2005
[ Cuticle: To busk amusingly Not broadcast]	London Palladium 21 Nov 2005
[ Philander: The Duke of Edinburgh & the Queen Not broadcast]	London Palladium 21 Nov 2005
[ Venus Fly Trap: Method of catching extra-terrestrial fleas Not broadcast]	London Palladium 21 Nov 2005
[ Prosthetic: A rubbish school-girl Not broadcast]	London Palladium 21 Nov 2005
[ Emeralds: Green piles Not broadcast]	London Palladium 21 Nov 2005
[ Victim: To apply chest rub to Mr Brooke-Taylor Not broadcast]	London Palladium 21 Nov 2005
[ Lap Dance: What they do at Santa's discos Not broadcast]	London Palladium 21 Nov 2005
[ Choux Pastry: Go away pie! Not broadcast]	London Palladium 21 Nov 2005
[ Synthesize: Male false boast Not broadcast]	London Palladium 21 Nov 2005
[ Snotty: Opposite of snice??? Not broadcast]	London Palladium 21 Nov 2005
[ Labrador: Dog used in experiments Not broadcast]	London Palladium 21 Nov 2005
[ Terrapin: Scary brooch Not broadcast]	London Palladium 21 Nov 2005
[ Surcharge: What you pay for a knighthood Not broadcast]	London Palladium 21 Nov 2005
[ Aerospace: Room for more chocolate Not broadcast]	London Palladium 21 Nov 2005
[ Disgusted: Not dat gusted Not broadcast]	London Palladium 21 Nov 2005
[ Taffeta: A Welshman {???unreadable} his {???unreadable} Not broadcast]	London Palladium 21 Nov 2005
[ Mistake: Regret becoming vegetarian Not broadcast]	London Palladium 21 Nov 2005
[ Tinker: An Irish sage Not broadcast]	London Palladium 21 Nov 2005
[ Motorist: A painful condition affecting drivers Not broadcast]	Halifax 26 Jun 2006
Biosphere: To purchase a ball	Halifax 26 Jun 2006
Specimen: Italian astronauts	Halifax 26 Jun 2006
[ Luge: Where Sean Connery goes when he's taken short Not broadcast]	Halifax 26 Jun 2006
Typhoon: Tea that gives you wind	Halifax 26 Jun 2006
[ Roulette: A Queen Not broadcast]	Halifax 26 Jun 2006
[ Capable: The ability to dress flamboyantly Not broadcast]	Halifax 26 Jun 2006
[ Brou-haha: Tea that tastes funny Not broadcast]	Halifax 26 Jun 2006
[ Funkier: The opposite of Ikea Not broadcast]	Halifax 26 Jun 2006
[ Rancour: Japanese term of abuse Not broadcast]	Halifax 26 Jun 2006
Arson: To sit	Halifax 26 Jun 2006
Emotions: Virtual dumps	Halifax 26 Jun 2006
[ Cliché: Little known meeting between the artist Paul Clay and Che Guevara, where they designed the famous poster Not broadcast]	Halifax 26 Jun 2006
Ransom: A half-hearted jog	Halifax 26 Jun 2006
[ Decade: Ant Not broadcast]	Halifax 26 Jun 2006
[ Mountaineer: A very specialized taxidermist Not broadcast]	Halifax 26 Jun 2006
[ Artichoke: To suppress a cough while at the theatre Not broadcast]	Halifax 26 Jun 2006
Iconoclastic: A rubber band for securing religious paintings	Halifax 26 Jun 2006
[ Dominatrix: Show off in a pub game Not broadcast]	Halifax 26 Jun 2006
Foxglove: Basil Brush	Halifax 26 Jun 2006
Optical: To giggle during surgery	Halifax 26 Jun 2006
[ Symbolic: My phone's on the blink Not broadcast]	Halifax 26 Jun 2006
[ Hypotenuse: This lavatory is engaged Not broadcast]	Halifax 26 Jun 2006
Shagpile: An experience both painful and pleasant	Halifax 26 Jun 2006
Stifle: No room at the pigs' home	Halifax 26 Jun 2006
[ Coconut: Chocoholic Not broadcast]	Halifax 26 Jun 2006
Otter: Nice weather in Yorkshire	Halifax 26 Jun 2006
[ Crocus: A fowl-mouthed blackbird Not broadcast]	Halifax 26 Jun 2006
Pulpit: What to do with a Jeffrey Archer novel	Halifax 26 Jun 2006
[ Beginnings: A century at Lords Not broadcast]	Halifax 26 Jun 2006
[ Lucid: Attendant at the gents' Not broadcast]	Halifax 26 Jun 2006
Soaring: Condition caused by eating too much curry	Kevin Hale
Winnebago: A horse with a bad back	Southport 20 Nov 2006
[ Botox: A seafaring bullock Not broadcast]	Southport 20 Nov 2006
Tittilate: Delayed puberty	Southport 20 Nov 2006
[ Balderdash: Fast receding hairline Not broadcast]	Southport 20 Nov 2006
Binge: Where Sean Connery puts his rubbish	Southport 20 Nov 2006
[ ASBO: Is courting Not broadcast]	Southport 20 Nov 2006
[ Polish: What Sean Connery calls...no, I won't Not broadcast]	Southport 20 Nov 2006
Uganda: Go and have a look	Southport 20 Nov 2006
[ Optimist: Cataract Not broadcast]	Southport 20 Nov 2006
Carmelite: A half-hearted Buddhist	Southport 20 Nov 2006
Midwifery: Half way through breaking wind	Southport 20 Nov 2006
[ Scurry: Explanation of what's on your shirt Not broadcast]	Southport 20 Nov 2006
Arboretum: A dockside restaurant	Southport 20 Nov 2006
Mice: Plural of mouse, unless said by the Queen, in which case it's the singular	Southport 20 Nov 2006
[ Whole-food: A doughnut Not broadcast]	Southport 20 Nov 2006
Geriatric: The next time Germany starts a war	Southport 20 Nov 2006
Largesse: A large 'S'	Southport 20 Nov 2006
[ Pulpit: Bachelor pad Not broadcast]	Southport 20 Nov 2006
Surcharge: Cash for Honours	Southport 20 Nov 2006
[ Bigamy: That shows magnanimity on my part Not broadcast]	Southport 20 Nov 2006
Curleque: A Welsh dog	Southport 20 Nov 2006
Fundamentalist: Give money to David Icke	Southport 20 Nov 2006
Sorcerer: Even more of a saucer	Southport 20 Nov 2006
[ Revelation: Joy experienced when the car starts Not broadcast]	Southport 20 Nov 2006
Malady: A bit like a duck	Southport 20 Nov 2006
Snuff box: A coffin	Southport 20 Nov 2006
Argy-Bargy: Owner of a narrow boat in Buenos Aires	Southport 20 Nov 2006
Bloater: Japanese straw hat	Southport 20 Nov 2006
[ Cheapskate: A fish that does budgie impressions Not broadcast]	Southport 20 Nov 2006
[ Cabriolet: Milk chocolate Not broadcast]	Southport 20 Nov 2006
[ Pantry: Underwear counter Not broadcast]	Southport 20 Nov 2006
[ Vestry: The same Not broadcast]	Southport 20 Nov 2006
[ Torpid: Unfinished torpedo Not broadcast]	Southport 20 Nov 2006
[ Flabbergasted: Appalled at your weight gain Not broadcast]	Southport 20 Nov 2006
[ Entrance: Mispronounciation of entrance Not broadcast]	Southport 20 Nov 2006
[ Finesse: A lady from Finland Not broadcast]	Southport 20 Nov 2006
[ Alimony: With lemon Not broadcast]	Southport 20 Nov 2006
[ {???}: Muslim, soon to be Bulgaria? Not broadcast]	Southport 20 Nov 2006
[ Stipend: Pig's house with a fence around Not broadcast]	Southport 20 Nov 2006
Pie Crust: What you get if you don't polish your pike	Southport 20 Nov 2006
[ Catalyst: Cows leaning Not broadcast]	Southport 20 Nov 2006
[ Miasma: Reason I Have an inhaler Not broadcast]	Southport 20 Nov 2006
[ Paralyse: Soldiers' evidence to the Bloody Sunday enquiry Not broadcast]	Southport 20 Nov 2006
[ Gushed: Expression of astonishment in an Indian restaurant Not broadcast]	Southport 20 Nov 2006
[ Briar Patch: Something you wear to overcome your craving for thickets Not broadcast]	Southport 20 Nov 2006
[ Cuckold: So chilly you stutter Not broadcast]	Southport 20 Nov 2006
[ Counterpane: Someone working in the Post Office Not broadcast]	Southport 20 Nov 2006
Coypu: Fish faeces	Kevin Hale
Crackerjack: A device for raising biscuits	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
Scandals: Sandals with socks	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
[ Philip: A great boost for the Queen Not broadcast]	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
Jocular: Scots vampire	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
Soaring: Too much fruit in your diet	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
Sanctity: Multiple-breasted French woman	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
[ Prestressed: Vicar's day off Not broadcast]	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
[ Codicil: This fish is not well Not broadcast]	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
[ Production: In favour of not inviting Donald Not broadcast]	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
[ Chipmunk: A fryer Not broadcast]	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
[ See-saw: What Moses might have used to part the Dead Sea Not broadcast]	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
[ Obesity: Short name for band The Obesity Rollers Not broadcast]	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
Psychological: Something that makes sense on a bike	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
[ Warming: Geordie porcelain Not broadcast]	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
[ Anthropological: When it makes sense to chuck a Teletubbie Not broadcast]	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
Placenta: Japanese TV host	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
[ Demand: Recently widowed Not broadcast]	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
[ ???band: No fatties please Not broadcast]	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
[ Approximate: A mistress Not broadcast]	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
[ Integrate: A fireplace enthusiast Not broadcast]	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
Diabetes: Drop dead whilst making eyes at a wasp	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
[ Cannister: A Geordie prison Not broadcast]	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
Gurgle: To steal a ventriloquist's dummy	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
Already: To suffer from sunburn	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
[ Conceited: A prisoner on a chair Not broadcast]	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
[ Engineer: A parking space next to your house Not broadcast]	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
Sex: What the Queen keps her coal in	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
[ Interspurse: Supports Tottenham Not broadcast]	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
Control: Piers Morgan, A.A. Gill, Victor Lewis Smith...	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
[ Carping: Immitating a fish Not broadcast]	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
Fibre Optic: Bartender's measure for muesli	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
[ Reindeer: Polite weather forecast Not broadcast]	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
Replica: To suck up to the woman from Thomas Cook	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
[ Fallacy: Cocky Not broadcast]	Victoria Palace 04 Dec 2006
Reproach: To harvest fish	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
Splinter: Chinese 100m runner	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
[ Maritime: A wedding Not broadcast]	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
[ Icon: Optical illusion Not broadcast]	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
[ Phlebitis: Statement of the obvious Not broadcast]	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
Goblet: A small mouth	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
Catastrophe: Feline puncuation	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
Dentist: Someone who repairs car bodywork	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
[ Scrap: A negative quality comment Not broadcast]	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
Climate: First instruction at mountaineering school	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
Mish-Mash: Sean Connery late for church	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
[ Dashboard: Selectors for the 100m Not broadcast]	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
[ Perish: A bit like 'two' Not broadcast]	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
[ Balderdash: Fast-receding hairline Not broadcast]	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
[ One Ton: Soup Not broadcast]	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
Newcastle: Minor suburb of Sunderland	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
Doldrum: An instrument to play whilst queing at the DSS	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
Shamrock: Polystyrene boulder	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
Damnation: Holland	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
Apetite: Cheerfully drunk	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
Dildo: Pickle in pastry	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
[ Cyrllic: Similar to Cyril Not broadcast]	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
[ Nick-nack: An ability to steal Not broadcast]	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
[ Paradox: Flying doctors Not broadcast]	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
[ Lagoon: Cross-dressing Spike Milligan lookalike Not broadcast]	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
Mytosis: What's on the end of my feetsis	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
[ Sometime: Maths lesson Not broadcast]	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
[ Persist: A bag snatcher Not broadcast]	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
[ Database: Place where lonely hearts hang out Not broadcast]	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
[ Collonade: A fizzy enema Not broadcast]	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
[ Dismiss: To be rude to teacher Not broadcast]	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
[ Punish: Rather like a pun Not broadcast]	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
[ Dervish: A bit like motor oil Not broadcast]	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
[ Pasta: Italian priest Not broadcast]	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
[ Yacht: Negative 'Yes' Not broadcast]	Sunderland 18 Dec 2006
Escoffiere: Internet café	Kevin Hale
Aerobic: A chocolate Biro	2006 Xmas Special 25 Dec 2006
Tadpole: Every so slightly Polish	2006 Xmas Special 25 Dec 2006
Wastrel: A very idle bird of prey	2006 Xmas Special 25 Dec 2006
County Down: Popular Irish television programme	2006 Xmas Special 25 Dec 2006
Farting: Irish for 'A star'	2006 Xmas Special 25 Dec 2006
Precipice: Push button toilet	2006 Xmas Special 25 Dec 2006
Parapet: An airborne cat	2006 Xmas Special 25 Dec 2006
Gastric: Lighting a fart	2006 Xmas Special 25 Dec 2006
Cardiac: Someone who knows a hell of a lot about cardigans	2006 Xmas Special 25 Dec 2006
Uncoil: French contraceptive	2006 Xmas Special 25 Dec 2006
Metatarsels: Got together at Jeffrey Archer's	2006 Xmas Special 25 Dec 2006
Unscrew: French prison warder	2006 Xmas Special 25 Dec 2006
Jacuzzi: Italian version of famous novel by Emile Zola	2006 Xmas Special 25 Dec 2006
Forbear: Look out! There's a bear on the golf course!	2006 Xmas Special 25 Dec 2006
Claimant: An insect that's had an accident at work	2006 Xmas Special 25 Dec 2006
Two-Fold: Beginner's origami class	2006 Xmas Special 25 Dec 2006
Circumflex: To cut the end off a piece of wire	2006 Xmas Special 25 Dec 2006
Escapee: The one that falls off your fork	Kevin Hale
Cataract: An Oriental luxury car	Marcus Tee
Vacancy: That empty letter that comes right after 'B'	Marcus Tee
Castrate: The price of a broken arm	Marcus Tee
Cursory: An apology from a dog	Marcus Tee
Leap Year: A frog's life	Marcus Tee
Dialog: An awful piece of wood	London Coliseum 11 Jun 2007
Goody-Bag: Jade's mother	London Coliseum 11 Jun 2007
Cactii: Rubbish neckwear	London Coliseum 11 Jun 2007
Laburnum: A French barbeque	London Coliseum 11 Jun 2007
Coitus Interruptus: Deck games on the Titanic	London Coliseum 11 Jun 2007
Mem Sahib: The same Swedish car	London Coliseum 11 Jun 2007
King's Cross Station: A Royal lobster	London Coliseum 11 Jun 2007
Artistry: 'istory of art	London Coliseum 11 Jun 2007
Dictating: Leaking milk from an unusual place	London Coliseum 11 Jun 2007
Elevenses: A Welsh bullfighting family	London Coliseum 11 Jun 2007
Measles: What artists use for self portraits	London Coliseum 11 Jun 2007
Undeterred: A skid mark	London Coliseum 11 Jun 2007
Goatherd: Exclamation whilst flushing	London Coliseum 11 Jun 2007
Scar Tissue: A problem attaching a DVD to the television	London Coliseum 11 Jun 2007
[ Politician: A parrot named after a painter Not broadcast]	Cardiff 18 Jun 2007
Granule: Santa Claus's mother	Cardiff 18 Jun 2007
Suitable: A cow	Cardiff 18 Jun 2007
[ Pigsticking: Clockwork pork Not broadcast]	Cardiff 18 Jun 2007
Pastiche: What Sean Connery eats in Cornwall	Cardiff 18 Jun 2007
Dictaphone: Someone you don't like calling	Cardiff 18 Jun 2007
Arsehole: Suddenly remembering the capital of South Korea	Cardiff 18 Jun 2007
Bronchodilator: A very old horse	Cardiff 18 Jun 2007
Audi A4: What you say when you drop a heavy ream of paper on your foot	Cardiff 18 Jun 2007
Trinidad: The reply to the question "Which of those two fashion experts do you fancy, son?"	Cardiff 18 Jun 2007
Twinge: What Sean Connery calls children of the same age	Cardiff 18 Jun 2007
Cruise Control: Scientology	Cardiff 18 Jun 2007
Windbreak: Backward fart	Cardiff 18 Jun 2007
Benign: What it'll be after eight	Cardiff 18 Jun 2007
[ Ratatouille: The sound made by a machine gun ricochet Not broadcast]	Cardiff 18 Jun 2007
[ Global: Cattle near Sellafield Not broadcast]	Cardiff 18 Jun 2007
Ski Lift: The elation you feel after eating a yoghurt	Cardiff 18 Jun 2007
Knee Pads: Scottish turnip commercials	Cardiff 18 Jun 2007
[ Sweepstake: What Sooty cooks for dinner Not broadcast]	Cardiff 18 Jun 2007
[ Crab Apple: An apple that falls sideways from a tree Not broadcast]	Cardiff 18 Jun 2007
[ Palaver: Dyslexic pullover Not broadcast]	Cardiff 18 Jun 2007
[ Badinage: Dyselxic bandage Not broadcast]	Cardiff 18 Jun 2007
[ Diary: Disappointing Ecstasy tablet Not broadcast]	Cardiff 18 Jun 2007
[ Pod Cast: Fishing for peas Not broadcast]	Cardiff 18 Jun 2007
Aberdare: To challenge Benny, Björn, Agnetha and Anni-Frid	Cardiff 18 Jun 2007
[ Virgin Olive Oil: Popeye's fiancée Not broadcast]	Cardiff 18 Jun 2007
Crème Brûlée: The crematorium's on fire!	Cardiff 18 Jun 2007
Stifle: A lot of pigs	Wimbledon 09 Jul 2007
AWOL: Dyslexic owl	Wimbledon 09 Jul 2007
La Vie En Rose: Pink toilet	Wimbledon 09 Jul 2007
Repository: Warehouse with delivery at the back	Wimbledon 09 Jul 2007
Knacker's Yard: Enormous underpants	Wimbledon 09 Jul 2007
[ MySpace: Hole in the skirting board Not broadcast]	Wimbledon 09 Jul 2007
[ Lacklustre: The French bunch Not broadcast]	Wimbledon 09 Jul 2007
[ Property: The drink they say you can only get in Yorkshire Not broadcast]	Wimbledon 09 Jul 2007
Sandy: That's convenient	Wimbledon 09 Jul 2007
[ Selfish: The job of a fishmonger Not broadcast]	Wimbledon 09 Jul 2007
Bigamist: More fog	Wimbledon 09 Jul 2007
[ Mange Tout: Seconds please Not broadcast]	Wimbledon 09 Jul 2007
[ Automat: October headwear Not broadcast]	Wimbledon 09 Jul 2007
[ Accolade: Jazz clarinetist has got lucky Not broadcast]	Wimbledon 09 Jul 2007
Fillibuster: Clumsy vet	Wimbledon 09 Jul 2007
[ Arm Wrestler: Clumsy vet Not broadcast]	Wimbledon 09 Jul 2007
[ Pantaloon: A knicker fetishist Not broadcast]	Wimbledon 09 Jul 2007
Stockade: Fizzy Oxo	Wimbledon 09 Jul 2007
[ Platypus: Cat with an interesting hairstyle Not broadcast]	Wimbledon 09 Jul 2007
Ram Raider: A vet we don't talk about	Wimbledon 09 Jul 2007
[ Elate: The Spanish rowing crew Not broadcast]	Wimbledon 09 Jul 2007
[ Fixate: To sabotage a rowing crew Not broadcast]	Wimbledon 09 Jul 2007
Palmistry: Not knowing who your dad is	Wimbledon 09 Jul 2007
[ Doldrum: Intrument to play while queueing at the DSS Not broadcast]	Wimbledon 09 Jul 2007
[ Bias: Street cry of a Bangkok rent boy Not broadcast]	Wimbledon 09 Jul 2007
[ Institute: A freeze-dried hooker Not broadcast]	Wimbledon 09 Jul 2007
[ Haphazard: Look out - there's a hap! Not broadcast]	Wimbledon 09 Jul 2007
[ Testimony: A lot of bollocks Not broadcast]	Wimbledon 09 Jul 2007
[ Pharmacist: Old MacDonald Had A Boil Not broadcast]	Wimbledon 09 Jul 2007
Collier: Like a collie, but even more so	Wimbledon 09 Jul 2007
Tadpole: Ever so slightly Polish	Wimbledon 09 Jul 2007
[ Flagrant: A tramp with a whip Not broadcast]	Wimbledon 09 Jul 2007
[ PMT: Afternoon refreshment Not broadcast]	Wimbledon 09 Jul 2007
Defunct: To have one's sense of rhythm removed	Wimbledon 09 Jul 2007
Definite: Street slang for 'Hard of hearing'	Wimbledon 09 Jul 2007
[ Cloak: The cry of a Chinese frog Not broadcast]	Wimbledon 09 Jul 2007
Pathology: Study of crazy paving	Kevin Hale
[ Majestic: A sceptre Not broadcast]	Croydon 19 Nov 2007
[ Impolite: To set fire to a pixie Not broadcast]	Croydon 19 Nov 2007
[ Cheap-skate: A fish that does budgie impressions Not broadcast]	Croydon 19 Nov 2007
Pigsticking: Clockwork pork	Croydon 19 Nov 2007
AWOL: Dyslexic owl	Croydon 19 Nov 2007
[ Arsehole: Cry of delight on hearing Marvin Gaye Not broadcast]	Croydon 19 Nov 2007
[ Maternity: What a Yorkshireman says when it's his turn at golf Not broadcast]	Croydon 19 Nov 2007
[ Hootnanny: To boo Mary Poppins Not broadcast]	Croydon 19 Nov 2007
Curator: Someone who assesses snooker equipment	Croydon 19 Nov 2007
Henna: Like a hen, but even more so	Croydon 19 Nov 2007
[ Chateau: Cat's piss Not broadcast]	Croydon 19 Nov 2007
[ Buttercup: Alternative toast to 'Bottoms Up' Not broadcast]	Croydon 19 Nov 2007
[ Felching: A successful insurance claim after falling down on the pavement Not broadcast]	Croydon 19 Nov 2007
Giggle: Very small music event	Croydon 19 Nov 2007
[ Pathos: Little-known musketteer (See also Tortoise) Not broadcast]	Croydon 19 Nov 2007
[ Confirm: An aroused prisoner Not broadcast]	Croydon 19 Nov 2007
Elevenses: Welsh bull-fighting family	Croydon 19 Nov 2007
[ Pesto: Athlete's foot Not broadcast]	Croydon 19 Nov 2007
[ Ersatz: Cornish milliner's Not broadcast]	Croydon 19 Nov 2007
Demister: Castration device	Croydon 19 Nov 2007
[ Balderdash: Accelerated hair loss Not broadcast]	Croydon 19 Nov 2007
Daunting: An alarm clock	Croydon 19 Nov 2007
Melancholy: Fruit & Veg	Croydon 19 Nov 2007
Delaware: To have seen Only Fools & Horses	Croydon 19 Nov 2007
Dunstable: To have shaved	Croydon 19 Nov 2007
Ghoulish: Hungarian stew that comes back to haunt you	Croydon 19 Nov 2007
[ Foodstuff: The meat is hard to cut Not broadcast]	Manchester 03 Dec 2007
[ Hysterical: Fear of snakes Not broadcast]	Manchester 03 Dec 2007
Dumbstruck: A white van	Manchester 03 Dec 2007
[ Founder Member: Rummaging in your Y-fronts Not broadcast]	Manchester 03 Dec 2007
[ Indulgence: At a boring urinal Not broadcast]	Manchester 03 Dec 2007
[ Obesity: Short name for the band The Obesity Rollers Not broadcast]	Manchester 03 Dec 2007
Minsk: Camp Russian walk	Manchester 03 Dec 2007
Venezuela: A gondola with a harpoon	Manchester 03 Dec 2007
Paraffin: A kind if dolphin that jumps out of aeroplanes	Manchester 03 Dec 2007
Bleach: A hole in the Great Wall of China	Manchester 03 Dec 2007
[ Pinnacle: The humane slaughter of kitchen aprons Not broadcast]	Manchester 03 Dec 2007
[ Tirade: A puncture callout service Not broadcast]	Manchester 03 Dec 2007
Flibbity Gibbet: Dolphin gallows	Manchester 03 Dec 2007
[ Phlegmatic: Battery powered handkerchief Not broadcast]	Manchester 03 Dec 2007
Disgruntled: A pig with laryngitis	Manchester 03 Dec 2007
Punish: Rather like a pun	Manchester 03 Dec 2007
Mystery: A bit like a man	Manchester 03 Dec 2007
Malady: Rather like a duck	Manchester 03 Dec 2007
Prickly: Rather like George Galloway	Manchester 03 Dec 2007
Warthogs: Geordie clothing	Manchester 03 Dec 2007
[ Yeoman: Presidential greeting Not broadcast]	Manchester 03 Dec 2007
Mendacity: Urban renewal programme	Manchester 03 Dec 2007
[ Defunct: To have your sense of rhythm removed Not broadcast]	Manchester 03 Dec 2007
Peccadillo: An armour-plated condom	Manchester 03 Dec 2007
Incarnation: Immersed in condensed milk	Manchester 03 Dec 2007
[ Intelligence: Urinal with a microprocessor Not broadcast]	Manchester 03 Dec 2007
Frugal: A search engine for fruit	Manchester 03 Dec 2007
Profiteering: A controversial item of jewellery in the shape of Mohammed	Peterborough 17 Dec 2007
[ Pinnacle: The humane slaughter of kitchen aprons Not broadcast]	Peterborough 17 Dec 2007
Loiter: Device used by smokers in the Westcountry	Peterborough 17 Dec 2007
Disarray: To give directions in China	Peterborough 17 Dec 2007
Endorse: Loser in the Grand National	Peterborough 17 Dec 2007
Offset: The regulating authority that inspects badgers	Peterborough 17 Dec 2007
[ Cannibal: Shrewd Aberdeen Angus Not broadcast]	Peterborough 17 Dec 2007
Statuette: What was that you had for dinner?	Peterborough 17 Dec 2007
[ Silicone: Thing they put in the road when they're digging it up Not broadcast]	Peterborough 17 Dec 2007
Gondolier: Something you can catch from a boatman	Peterborough 17 Dec 2007
Picaninny: The FA selection process for choosing England managers	Peterborough 17 Dec 2007
Onomatopoeia: The first sign of a weak bladder	Peterborough 17 Dec 2007
Ditto: The Marx brother who got fired because he was too 'samey'	Peterborough 17 Dec 2007
[ Prodigal: To poke a seabird Not broadcast]	Peterborough 17 Dec 2007
[ Harvest: What you wear under harshirt Not broadcast]	Peterborough 17 Dec 2007
[ Iconoclastic: A rubber band around Humphrey Lyttelton Not broadcast]	Peterborough 17 Dec 2007
Looming: Valuable antique Chinese lavatory	Peterborough 17 Dec 2007
Loophole: Device for cleaning the lavatory	Peterborough 17 Dec 2007
Placebo: The Marx brother who was fired because people only thought he was good	Peterborough 17 Dec 2007
[ Flacido: The tenor who had certain problems Not broadcast]	Peterborough 17 Dec 2007
[ Beforehand: An insect tennis stroke Not broadcast]	Peterborough 17 Dec 2007
[ Participation: When your Dad joins in Not broadcast]	Peterborough 17 Dec 2007
[ Dullard: A boring duck Not broadcast]	Peterborough 17 Dec 2007
Splinter: Japanese runner	Peterborough 17 Dec 2007
Urchin: The correct place to punch Hazel Blears	Peterborough 17 Dec 2007
Defamatory: Hard of hearing, but still frisky!	Peterborough 17 Dec 2007
[ Rev Counter: Survey of vicars Not broadcast]	Peterborough 17 Dec 2007
[ Malcontent: Someone who's perfectly happy with Malcolm Not broadcast]	Peterborough 17 Dec 2007
Foxglove: Basil Brush	Peterborough 17 Dec 2007
Corsage: Blimey! It's a copper!	Peterborough 17 Dec 2007
AWOL: Dyslexic owl	2007 Xmas Special 24 Dec 2007
Defunct: To have one's sense of rhythm removed	2007 Xmas Special 24 Dec 2007
Definite: Street slang for 'Hard of hearing'	2007 Xmas Special 24 Dec 2007
Measles: What artists use for self portraits	2007 Xmas Special 24 Dec 2007
Dictaphone: Someone you don't like calling	2007 Xmas Special 24 Dec 2007
Stockade: Fizzy Oxo	2007 Xmas Special 24 Dec 2007
Offset: The regulating authority that inspects badgers	2007 Xmas Special 24 Dec 2007
Onomatopoeia: The first sign of a weak bladder	2007 Xmas Special 24 Dec 2007
Laburnum: A French barbeque	2007 Xmas Special 24 Dec 2007
Venezuela: A gondola with a harpoon	2007 Xmas Special 24 Dec 2007
Undeterred: A skid mark	2007 Xmas Special 24 Dec 2007
Goatherd: Exclamation whilst flushing	2007 Xmas Special 24 Dec 2007
Scar Tissue: A problem attaching a DVD to the television	2007 Xmas Special 24 Dec 2007
Prickly: Rather like George Galloway	2007 Xmas Special 24 Dec 2007
[ Foursquare: Army uniform Not broadcast]	Humph In Wonderland 25 Dec 2007
Pasta: Italian priest	Humph In Wonderland 25 Dec 2007
Trailmix: To stalk Irish men	Humph In Wonderland 25 Dec 2007
Robust: Japanese sagging breasts	Humph In Wonderland 25 Dec 2007
[ Foreplay: Wood popular in Knightsbridge Not broadcast]	Humph In Wonderland 25 Dec 2007
Rambling: Jewellery worn by sheep	Humph In Wonderland 25 Dec 2007
[ Annunciate: To take Holy Orders loudly and clearly Not broadcast]	Humph In Wonderland 25 Dec 2007
[ Soaring: What you get after a very hot curry Not broadcast]	Humph In Wonderland 25 Dec 2007
Cockney: Damage to the patella from a long penis	Humph In Wonderland 25 Dec 2007
Lockjaw: The correct emergency procedure for disabling Hazel Blears	Humph In Wonderland 25 Dec 2007
[ Interim: Enthusiasm for extreme sexual practices Not broadcast]	Humph In Wonderland 25 Dec 2007
Collywobble: That dog's pissed	Humph In Wonderland 25 Dec 2007
Battleaxe: A boon for constipated bats	Humph In Wonderland 25 Dec 2007
Lavish: A bit like a toilet	Humph In Wonderland 25 Dec 2007
Animate: To grow too fond of your pets	Humph In Wonderland 25 Dec 2007
[ Ablute{???}: Stolen stomach muscles{???} Not broadcast]	Humph In Wonderland 25 Dec 2007
Agog: A half-finished Jewish temple	Humph In Wonderland 25 Dec 2007
[ Abalone: Solo Swedish singing act Not broadcast]	Humph In Wonderland 25 Dec 2007
[ Hailstone: Formal greeting for Sir Mick Jagger Not broadcast]	Humph In Wonderland 25 Dec 2007
Stop-gap: To campaign against competitively priced denim	Humph In Wonderland 25 Dec 2007
[ Cyrillic: Rather like Cyril Not broadcast]	Humph In Wonderland 25 Dec 2007
Cormorants: Good Heavens! Extra insects!	Humph In Wonderland 25 Dec 2007
[ Hoedown: Agricultural strike Not broadcast]	Humph In Wonderland 25 Dec 2007
[ Climate: What you have to do because it's there Not broadcast]	Humph In Wonderland 25 Dec 2007
[ Hosanna: A loose girl's name Not broadcast]	Humph In Wonderland 25 Dec 2007
Barman: A superhero who never quite notices anybody	Humph In Wonderland 25 Dec 2007
Baghdad: Anne Widdicombe's father	Humph In Wonderland 25 Dec 2007
[ Robust: A canoe company that's gone out of business Not broadcast]	Humph In Wonderland 25 Dec 2007
Onus: A very round bottom	Humph In Wonderland 25 Dec 2007
Biceps: Sexually ambivolent mushrooms	Humph In Wonderland 25 Dec 2007
Gravy: Close to death	Humph In Wonderland 25 Dec 2007
Speculate: 24 hour opticians	Humph In Wonderland 25 Dec 2007
[ Paltry: Skinny chicken Not broadcast]	Humph In Wonderland 25 Dec 2007
[ Paraffin: Flying fish Not broadcast]	Humph In Wonderland 25 Dec 2007
Granule: Father Christmas's mum	Humph In Wonderland 25 Dec 2007
Turbine: Windy headgear	Humph In Wonderland 25 Dec 2007
Walrus: Last exclamation of Russell's driving instructor	Humph In Wonderland 25 Dec 2007
Baltic: Involuntary testicle spasm	Humph In Wonderland 25 Dec 2007
Celery: A shop	Kevin Hale
Focaccia: A bread with no interest in the far east	ISIHAC 9, Side 2
Quaker: Posh duck	ISIHAC 9, Side 2
Retread: Very red, in Yorkshire	ISIHAC 9, Side 2
Online: I've done t'weekly wash	ISIHAC 9, Side 2
Pandemonium: A musical instrument that won't breed in captivity	ISIHAC 9, Side 2
Satire: Seated in a more elevated position	ISIHAC 9, Side 2
Five-A-Side: To kill a boy band	ISIHAC 9, Side 2
Pre-Raphaelite: One who leaves before the raffle	ISIHAC 9, Side 2
Ramshackle: Male chastity belt	ISIHAC 9, Side 2
Piston: Someone who is taken advantage of	ISIHAC 9, Side 2
Blame: Walking with a blimp	ISIHAC 9, Side 2
Shingles: What Barry never orders late in the evening	ISIHAC 9, Side 2
Buttercup: Face down	ISIHAC 9, Side 2
Orthadontists: Those very devout dentists with the beards and the hats	ISIHAC 9, Side 2
Derelict: Pleasant experience in Ireland	ISIHAC 9, Side 2
Labour: Tory	ISIHAC 9, Side 2
Hamas: What Geordies use to bang nails in	ISIHAC 9, Side 2
Liability: Political skill	ISIHAC 9, Side 2
Concurrent: An object that looks like a raisin, but isn't	ISIHAC 9, Side 2
Filofax: Pastry so thin you can send it by telephone	ISIHAC 9, Side 2
Comatose: What a beautician does to a lady with a lot of unwanted hair	ISIHAC 9, Side 2
Propaganda: A good look	ISIHAC 9, Side 2
Tinker: An Irish philosopher	ISIHAC 9, Side 2
Dubai: Debbie from Birmingham	ISIHAC 9, Side 2
Tally-Ho!: A loose woman who keeps count	ISIHAC 9, Side 2
Crescendo: Termination of child care	ISIHAC 9, Side 3
Trash: Yorkshire measles	ISIHAC 9, Side 3
Mogadon: My cat's a professor	ISIHAC 9, Side 3
Lactose: Frostbite	ISIHAC 9, Side 3
Cocquette: Small penis	ISIHAC 9, Side 3
Judo: Kosher plasticine	ISIHAC 9, Side 3
Euthanasia: Young people in China	ISIHAC 9, Side 3
Rumination: Australia	ISIHAC 9, Side 3
Lamination: New Zealand	ISIHAC 9, Side 3
Bacteria: Returning more upset than when you left	ISIHAC 9, Side 3
Nubile: Recent speech by Iain Paisley	ISIHAC 9, Side 3
Triumph: To attempt to get off with our chairman	ISIHAC 9, Side 3
Lamentable: The Sunday roast's ready	ISIHAC 9, Side 3
A La Carte: Muslim wheelbarrow	ISIHAC 9, Side 3
Arizona: The person that 'Arry belongs to	ISIHAC 9, Side 3
Explain: Concorde	ISIHAC 9, Side 3
Pulpit: Warren Beatty's bed	ISIHAC 9, Side 3
Organizer: Church musician who directs the choir and plays those pipe thingies	William E. Boyce
Waggle: Collective noun for footballers' Wives and Girlfriends	Adam Morgan
Baguette: A small, effeminate bag	Adam Morgan
Oxymoron: A bullfighter	Kevin Hale
Perform: A bench for cats to sit on	Kevin Hale
Afficianados: Charity for orphan fish	Haymarket 15 Jun 2009
Dictaphone: Idiot who's always on his mobile	Haymarket 15 Jun 2009
[ X-Ray: Former fish Not broadcast]	Haymarket 15 Jun 2009
Languid: Laid back Welsh village	Haymarket 15 Jun 2009
[ Perforce: Cat's army Not broadcast]	Haymarket 15 Jun 2009
Nicotine: To arrest a youth	Haymarket 15 Jun 2009
[ Harlot: A pirate Not broadcast]	Haymarket 15 Jun 2009
[ Matricide: The danger of smoking in bed Not broadcast]	Haymarket 15 Jun 2009
Farcical: Bike that makes you look stupid	Haymarket 15 Jun 2009
Lackadaisical: A bicycle made for one	Haymarket 15 Jun 2009
[ Bison: What Hollywood stars go to Africa for Not broadcast]	Haymarket 15 Jun 2009
[ Curlew: Cross between an oyster and a sheep Not broadcast]	Haymarket 15 Jun 2009
Scrutineer: What MFI tells you to do	Haymarket 15 Jun 2009
[ Beguile: A very broad church Not broadcast]	Haymarket 15 Jun 2009
[ Entrechat: A bisexual cat Not broadcast]	Haymarket 15 Jun 2009
Serpentine: Fluid for getting paint off snakes	Haymarket 15 Jun 2009
Puny: The religious equivalent of tennis elbow	Haymarket 15 Jun 2009
Chinchilla: Triple-decker ice cream cornet	Haymarket 15 Jun 2009
[ Cookaburra: Stove-on-Trent Not broadcast]	Haymarket 15 Jun 2009
[ Downloads: My shares Not broadcast]	Haymarket 15 Jun 2009
[ Ludo: Filthy version of Cluedo Not broadcast]	Haymarket 15 Jun 2009
[ Ram-raider: Dodgy vet Not broadcast]	Haymarket 15 Jun 2009
[ Itching: Tibetan book of dermatology Not broadcast]	Haymarket 15 Jun 2009
[ Anticlimax: Excited female relative Not broadcast]	Haymarket 15 Jun 2009
Chatelaine: Couldn't get home in time	Haymarket 15 Jun 2009

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(??) signifies a query regarding Venue of broadcast

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New Definitions Page

Last Updated
16 Nov 2009