| Dictator: A humourously-shaped root vegetable | Reading
04 Jun 2001 |
| Colonnade: A fizzy enema | Reading
04 Jun 2001 |
| Gurgle: To steal a ventriloquist's dummy | Reading
04 Jun 2001 |
| Snuff Box: A coffin | Reading
04 Jun 2001 |
| Toronto: Expression used by the Lone Ranger when drunkenly addressing his colleague | Reading
04 Jun 2001 |
| Hydrangea: Warning by the Lone Ranger's colleague | Reading
04 Jun 2001 |
| Circumspect: The point of view of a Rabbi | Reading
04 Jun 2001 |
| Humpty-Dumpty: One who is humped and dumped | Reading
04 Jun 2001 |
| Intercontinental: A person who's wet themselves all over the world | Reading
04 Jun 2001 |
| Sub judice: The Israeli underground system | Reading
04 Jun 2001 |
| Importune: Singing like Jeremy Hardy | Reading
04 Jun 2001 |
| Beaverbrook: A nude bathing area | Reading
04 Jun 2001 |
| Rapscallion: A funky spring onion | Reading
04 Jun 2001 |
| Disconsolate: A particular embassy | Reading
04 Jun 2001 |
| Hiding: A bell you can't reach | Reading
04 Jun 2001 |
| Lymph: Verb: To walk with a lisp | Reading
04 Jun 2001 |
| Transistor: A brother who wears his mother's clothes | Reading
04 Jun 2001 |
| Antelope: To run off with your mother's sister | Reading
04 Jun 2001 |
| Collonade: A fizzy enema | Reading
04 Jun 2001 |
| Beatitude: Pose adopted by an insect prior to pollination | Sheffield
11 Jun 2001 |
| Hustle-bustle: A 19th century kerb-crawler | Sheffield
11 Jun 2001 |
| Capsize: Usually about 7¼ | Sheffield
11 Jun 2001 |
| Acolyte: Easy-listening clarinet music | Sheffield
11 Jun 2001 |
| Nonchalant: To arrive at Butlin's without prior booking | Sheffield
11 Jun 2001 |
| Rancour: Japanese term of abuse | Sheffield
11 Jun 2001 |
| Disappear: To insult a Lord | Sheffield
11 Jun 2001 |
| Hoarding: Prostitute's microwave | Sheffield
11 Jun 2001 |
| Contraband: U.S. backed, counter-revolutionary orchestra | Sheffield
11 Jun 2001 |
| Indelible: Person who cannot be persuaded to eat bagels | Sheffield
11 Jun 2001 |
| Scarf: To eat in Knightsbridge | Sheffield
11 Jun 2001 |
| Idiomatic: Ugandan washing machine | Sheffield
11 Jun 2001 |
| Quattrocento: Person who's seen Suzi Quattro 15 times | Sheffield
11 Jun 2001 |
| Fragrant: A sweet smelling tramp | Sheffield
11 Jun 2001 |
| Flatulance: Emergency vehicle that picks you up after you've been run over by a steam-roller | Sheffield
11 Jun 2001 |
| Titillate: Delayed puberty | Sheffield
11 Jun 2001 |
| Indict: When the Queen is unsure about something | Norwich
25 Jun 2001 |
| Years: When the Queen is sure about something | Norwich
25 Jun 2001 |
| Guacamole: A Mexican visitor to Toad Hall | Norwich
25 Jun 2001 |
| Artery: Shooting arrows at paintings | Norwich
25 Jun 2001 |
| Shambolical: Padded Y-fronts | Norwich
25 Jun 2001 |
| Widdecombe: A brush to make your hair look like a wig | Norwich
25 Jun 2001 |
| Propaganda: A post for one legged male geese | Norwich
25 Jun 2001 |
| Psychiatric: Guessing right, three times in a row | Norwich
25 Jun 2001 |
| Hosepipe: A dance by sailors wearing socks | Norwich
25 Jun 2001 |
| Abbatoir: Three-in-a-bed in a monastery | Norwich
25 Jun 2001 |
| Propane: People who are into S&M | Norwich
25 Jun 2001 |
| Alcoholic: Someone who drinks more than their doctor | Norwich
25 Jun 2001 |
| Quango: A gay tango | Norwich
25 Jun 2001 |
| Baptist: A junior hamburger chef | Norwich
25 Jun 2001 |
| Assassination: An arrangement to meet a donkey | Norwich
25 Jun 2001 |
| Saxophone: Hotline to a salt supplier | Norwich
25 Jun 2001 |
| Circumstantial: Circumcision on a really big baby | Norwich
25 Jun 2001 |
| Miasma: The reason I need an inhaler | Norwich
25 Jun 2001 |
| Implication: An ointment for little goblins | Norwich
25 Jun 2001 |
| Hob-Nobbing: Casual sex with a goblin | Norwich
25 Jun 2001 |
| Wished: A card game played by people who are pisshed |
28 May 1973 |
| Nestlecock: A blockage (derived from a plumber eating chocolate & not concentrating on what he's doing) |
28 May 1973 |
| Perceant: An early arrival at the insects' ball |
28 May 1973 |
| Opsimath: A slang term used by the Italian gangs in London as in the phrase 'You wanna I should give you a punch op si math?' |
28 May 1973 |
| Fondue: An affectionate sheep | Wolverhampton
12 Nov 2001 |
| To triumph: To audition the chairman of I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue | Wolverhampton
12 Nov 2001 |
| Wisteria: Laughing till you wet yourself | Wolverhampton
12 Nov 2001 |
| Liability: Jeffrey Archer's greatest asset | Wolverhampton
12 Nov 2001 |
| Dunderhead: What a sculptor says when he's finished the top part of a bust | Wolverhampton
12 Nov 2001 |
| Cenotaph: A Welsh laxative | Wolverhampton
12 Nov 2001 |
| Cocoa Bean: An ex-clown | Wolverhampton
12 Nov 2001 |
| Trampoline: Cleansing fluid for tramps | Wolverhampton
12 Nov 2001 |
| Mastiff: A row during a church service | Wolverhampton
12 Nov 2001 |
| Willy-nilly: Cycling accident | Wolverhampton
12 Nov 2001 |
| Diarrhœa: An unattractive bottom | Wolverhampton
12 Nov 2001 |
| Hob-nob: Cooking accident | Wolverhampton
12 Nov 2001 |
| Celibate: A virgin fish (see also 'poor sole') | Wolverhampton
12 Nov 2001 |
| Unction: No effin' use | Wolverhampton
12 Nov 2001 |
| Pile driver: Suppository | Wolverhampton
12 Nov 2001 |
| [ Forbearing: A group of pregnant women Not broadcast] | Wolverhampton
12 Nov 2001 |
| [ Gross Behaviour: Farting 144 times Not broadcast] | Wolverhampton
12 Nov 2001 |
| [ Tendentious: False teeth Not broadcast] | Wolverhampton
12 Nov 2001 |
| [ Autobiography: Car service book Not broadcast] | Wolverhampton
12 Nov 2001 |
| [ Sodom: The word for the opinion commonly held about French farmers Not broadcast] | Wolverhampton
12 Nov 2001 |
| [ Toilet: A little bit of work Not broadcast] | Wolverhampton
12 Nov 2001 |
| [ Passover: An Israeli motorway junction Not broadcast] | Wolverhampton
12 Nov 2001 |
| [ Genealogy: Aversion to denim Not broadcast] | Wolverhampton
12 Nov 2001 |
| [ Illustrate: A heterosexual who's not too well Not broadcast] | Wolverhampton
12 Nov 2001 |
| [ Moustache: Gotta go! Not broadcast] | Wolverhampton
12 Nov 2001 |
| [ Banshee: Male chauvanist Not broadcast] | Wolverhampton
12 Nov 2001 |
| Condominium: Birth control device made from metal...that you hit your daughter's boyfriend in the testicles with | Brighton
03 Dec 2001 |
| Turpentine: A Geordie highwayman | Brighton
03 Dec 2001 |
| Judicious: Hebrew crockery | Brighton
03 Dec 2001 |
| Laminated: A pregnant sheep | Brighton
03 Dec 2001 |
| Posthumous: The act of delivering Greek food by mail | Brighton
03 Dec 2001 |
| Balderdash: What you do when your wig has blown off | Brighton
03 Dec 2001 |
| Curate: A doctor | Brighton
03 Dec 2001 |
| Game Warden: Jeffrey Archer's only option on a Friday night | Brighton
03 Dec 2001 |
| Catalyst: Three-legged moggy | Brighton
03 Dec 2001 |
| Collie-Wobbles: Three-legged sheep dog | Brighton
03 Dec 2001 |
| Morass: Request from the director of a strip show | Brighton
03 Dec 2001 |
| Impermeable: Hair that is impossible to style | Brighton
03 Dec 2001 |
| Tarmac: Scottish gratitude | Brighton
03 Dec 2001 |
| Sanctity: Drooping bosom | Brighton
03 Dec 2001 |
| Egret: An apology sent by computer | Bristol
17 Dec 2001 |
| Claustrophobia: Fear of Father Christmas | Bristol
17 Dec 2001 |
| Baloney: Disappointing skirt length fashion | Bristol
17 Dec 2001 |
| Bicycle: Double headed corn cutter | Bristol
17 Dec 2001 |
| Coffee: Someone covered in spit | Bristol
17 Dec 2001 |
| Boutique: A startling kind of hardwood | Bristol
17 Dec 2001 |
| Loggerheads: People who are addicted to sniffing lumberjacks | Bristol
17 Dec 2001 |
| Circumnavigator: Jewish sailor | Bristol
17 Dec 2001 |
| Circumlocution: The pointless lengthening of a foreskin | Bristol
17 Dec 2001 |
| Granary: Old folks' home | Bristol
17 Dec 2001 |
| Knighthood: Contraceptive | Bristol
17 Dec 2001 |
| Dilate: Live long | Bristol
17 Dec 2001 |
| Tapioca: A disappointingly average dance routine | Bristol
17 Dec 2001 |
| Sycamore: Not as well as I used to be | Bristol
17 Dec 2001 |
| Taffeta: A Welsh goats' cheese | Bristol
17 Dec 2001 |
| Piston: Humiliated | Bristol
17 Dec 2001 |
| Undertaker: A half-hearted shoplifter | Bristol
17 Dec 2001 |
| Hydraulics: To conceal the things that you rest your oars in | Bristol
17 Dec 2001 |
| Trigonometry: A cowboy's method for locating his horse | Bristol
17 Dec 2001 |
| Negligent: A man who wears lingerie | 30th Anniversary
13 Apr 2002 |
| Cryogenic: When you turn out in a photograph to look like Barry | 30th Anniversary
13 Apr 2002 |
| Stir-Fry: To arouse Stephen | 30th Anniversary
13 Apr 2002 |
| Parsnip: Dad's vasectomy | 30th Anniversary
13 Apr 2002 |
| Marmite: Mum's possibly up for it, especially if Dad's past it | 30th Anniversary
13 Apr 2002 |
| Wallaby: Someone aspiring to be a kangaroo | 30th Anniversary
13 Apr 2002 |
| Countryside: To kill Piers Morgan | 30th Anniversary
13 Apr 2002 |
| Tomahawk: A vegetable of prey | 30th Anniversary
13 Apr 2002 |
| Dipthong: To wash an undergarment | 30th Anniversary
13 Apr 2002 |
| Lip-synch: A ladies' intimate wash-basin | 30th Anniversary
13 Apr 2002 |
| Placebo: A Spanish tenor who does nothing for me | 30th Anniversary
13 Apr 2002 |
| Rectitude: The angle at which a thermometer should be inserted | 30th Anniversary
13 Apr 2002 |
| Homophobe: Somebody who doesn't like The Simpsons | 30th Anniversary
13 Apr 2002 |
| Portent: The Millennium Dome | 30th Anniversary
13 Apr 2002 |
| Rebut: Having your bottom lifted | Bradford
27 May 2002 |
| Miniscule: A toddlers' play group in Liverpool | Bradford
27 May 2002 |
| Mastiff: Boys at a Britney Spears concert | Bradford
27 May 2002 |
| Dentist: Man who fixes your car | Bradford
27 May 2002 |
| Lactose: The effect of frostbite | Bradford
27 May 2002 |
| Dissident: Foreigner pointing out damage to your car | Bradford
27 May 2002 |
| Disguise: Pointing out the foreigner who's pointing out damage to your car | Bradford
27 May 2002 |
| Cock-a-leekie: Prostate problem | Bradford
27 May 2002 |
| Custard: To swear after stepping in something | Bradford
27 May 2002 |
| Dilatory: Conservative sex aid | Bradford
27 May 2002 |
| Doughnut: Eccentric millionaire | Bradford
27 May 2002 |
| Hullaballoo: How to greet a bear | Bradford
27 May 2002 |
| Fiasco: Unsuccessful wall painting | Bradford
27 May 2002 |
| Geranium: The cry of the parachute regiment's flower arranging display team | Bradford
27 May 2002 |
| Castigate: To have a nasty accident whilst climbing into a field | Bradford
27 May 2002 |
| Combat: An aggressive marsupial | Bradford
27 May 2002 |
| Artefact: Pretentious statistic | Bradford
27 May 2002 |
| Onion bhajee: French canal boatman | Bradford
27 May 2002 |
| Hebrew: Jewish tea-bag | Bradford
27 May 2002 |
| [ Browning: Gravy-loving poet Not broadcast] | Bradford
27 May 2002 |
| [ Truncheon: Policeman's midday meal Not broadcast] | Bradford
27 May 2002 |
| [ Comatose: My foot's gone to sleep Not broadcast] | Bradford
27 May 2002 |
| [ Contradiction: Nicaraguan accent Not broadcast] | Bradford
27 May 2002 |
| [ Investment: Thermal underwear for bankers Not broadcast] | Bradford
27 May 2002 |
| [ Biology: The science of why women shop Not broadcast] | Bradford
27 May 2002 |
| [ Rampart: Essential element in sheep breeding Not broadcast] | Bradford
27 May 2002 |
| [ Adjunct: Advertising campaign, now dropped Not broadcast] | Bradford
27 May 2002 |
| [ Surrogate: Stand-in Yorkshire spa town Not broadcast] | Bradford
27 May 2002 |
| [ Innuendo: Italian suppository Not broadcast] | Bradford
27 May 2002 |
| [ Crackdown: Hiding drugs when the police turn up Not broadcast] | Bradford
27 May 2002 |
| [ Dragnet: Stockings for men Not broadcast] | Bradford
27 May 2002 |
| [ Centrigufal: Soldier falling over Not broadcast] | Bradford
27 May 2002 |
| [ Recordable: Sash windows you can fix Not broadcast] | Bradford
27 May 2002 |
| [ Notable: Full restaurant Not broadcast] | Bradford
27 May 2002 |
| [ Circumstantial: Jewish singer with the Bonzo Dog Doo Da Band Not broadcast] | Bradford
27 May 2002 |
| [ Delight: Making things go dark Not broadcast] | Bradford
27 May 2002 |
| [ Forecast: Fishing before anyone else Not broadcast] | Bradford
27 May 2002 |
| [ Transistor: Sex change sibling Not broadcast] | Bradford
27 May 2002 |
| [ Dogma: Bitch Not broadcast] | Bradford
27 May 2002 |
| [ Prophylactic: Holder of the chair in milk Not broadcast] | Bradford
27 May 2002 |
| [ Intent: Determination to go camping Not broadcast] | Bradford
27 May 2002 |
| [ Shinto: Leg diagram Not broadcast] | Bradford
27 May 2002 |
| [ Mistake: Female shoplifter Not broadcast] | Bradford
27 May 2002 |
| Trolley: An abundance of trolls | Hastings
24 Jun 2002 |
| Hobgoblin: Eating stoves | Hastings
24 Jun 2002 |
| Comatose: Foot's gone dead | Hastings
24 Jun 2002 |
| Fecund: The one before 'fird' | Hastings
24 Jun 2002 |
| Napkin: One of the tiny sleep nymphs | Hastings
24 Jun 2002 |
| Lampoon: A device for whaling at night | Hastings
24 Jun 2002 |
| Cantankerous: Chain of shops that sell tanks | Hastings
24 Jun 2002 |
| Sweet Trolley: An abundance of delightful trolls | Hastings
24 Jun 2002 |
| Stylist: A pig directory | Hastings
24 Jun 2002 |
| Crêche: A collision in Kensington | Hastings
24 Jun 2002 |
| Hither: A snake with a hare lip | Hastings
24 Jun 2002 |
| Stalactite: Pissed prisoners of war | Hastings
24 Jun 2002 |
| Picador: Find your own way out | Hastings
24 Jun 2002 |
| Hay wain: Essex greeting | Hastings
24 Jun 2002 |
| Quince: Not quite a coincidence | Hastings
24 Jun 2002 |
| Dichotomy: A surgical procedure for the removal on an unwanted Welshman | Malvern
25 Nov 2002 |
| Varnish: To disappear in Mayfair | Malvern
25 Nov 2002 |
| Piccaninny: The voting system for a new Tory leader | Malvern
25 Nov 2002 |
| Banshee: Gentlemen's club | Malvern
25 Nov 2002 |
| Frogspawn: Blue movies for the French | Malvern
25 Nov 2002 |
| Frigate: A ship that nobody cares about | Malvern
25 Nov 2002 |
| Cauterised: Cyclops when he's squinting | Malvern
25 Nov 2002 |
| Xylophone (or to pronounce it correctly 'zyl-oph-o-nee'): The Greek goddess of Scrabble | Malvern
25 Nov 2002 |
| Shingle: Sean Connery's definition of a bachelor | Malvern
25 Nov 2002 |
| Scooby-Doo: A responsible dog owner | Malvern
25 Nov 2002 |
| Supercede: Clark Kent's sperm sample | Malvern
25 Nov 2002 |
| Spectacular: A short-sighted vampire | Malvern
25 Nov 2002 |
| Culotte: Post Office | Malvern
25 Nov 2002 |
| Geriatric: Fine bowling spell by a German cricketer | Malvern
25 Nov 2002 |
| Piano: A musical shipping line | Malvern
25 Nov 2002 |
| Adder: Derbyshire expression meaning 'I have slept with that woman' | Malvern
25 Nov 2002 |
| Defibrillate: To interpret the meaning of Jeffrey Archer | Malvern
25 Nov 2002 |
| Libel: Australian price tag | Malvern
25 Nov 2002 |
| Shellfish: A bit like a shelf | Malvern
25 Nov 2002 |
| Abscond: To steal someone's cream tea | Malvern
25 Nov 2002 |
| Urdu: Liverpool coiffure | Malvern
25 Nov 2002 |
| Ransom: A short amount of exercise | Sadler's Wells
23 Dec 2002 |
| Mucus: A swear word used by cats | Sadler's Wells
23 Dec 2002 |
| Avoidable: What a cow with a headache does | Sadler's Wells
23 Dec 2002 |
| Bordello: Blasé greeting | Sadler's Wells
23 Dec 2002 |
| Dipthong: Minimalist laundry | Sadler's Wells
23 Dec 2002 |
| Pontificate: A lecture on French bridges | Sadler's Wells
23 Dec 2002 |
| Dogma: Bitch | Sadler's Wells
23 Dec 2002 |
| Preach: A soft fruit with a speech defect | Sadler's Wells
23 Dec 2002 |
| Hagiography: Edwina Currie's book | Sadler's Wells
23 Dec 2002 |
| Follicle: A tiny little ruin built on a small hill | Sadler's Wells
23 Dec 2002 |
| Migraine: What a farmer calls his crop | Sadler's Wells
23 Dec 2002 |
| Bedlam: A very favourite sheep | Sadler's Wells
23 Dec 2002 |
| Cross country: Iraq | Sadler's Wells
23 Dec 2002 |
| Accordian: Musical instrument made from string | Kevin Hale
|
| Bloodless Coup: An anĉmic pigeon | Kevin Hale
|
| Bulldoze: To fall asleep during a party political broadcast | Kevin Hale
|
| Cabbage: Taxi fare | Kevin Hale
|
| Carcase: A garage | Kevin Hale
|
| Code: When you suffer a blocked nose, sore throat etc. | Kevin Hale
|
| Diarrhœa: A journal listing your stomach upsets | Kevin Hale
|
| Dibber: A boy scout | Kevin Hale
|
| Diptheria: Someone who expounds about slumps in profit | Kevin Hale
|
| Executive: A hangman | Kevin Hale
|
| Farming: The vase that's furthest away from you | Kevin Hale
|
| Fiefdom: A prophylactic for bananas | Kevin Hale
|
| Filling Station: A dental surgery | Kevin Hale
|
| Flare-Up: What happens when the wind catches your bell-bottoms | Kevin Hale
|
| Forbidden: Not allowed to go to an auction | Kevin Hale
|
| Fortitude: Feeling of inner strength felt by an army just before it attacks a castle | Kevin Hale
|
| Intermittent: A boy scout's request for you to join him under canvas | Kevin Hale
|
| Interruption: A pause during a funeral | Kevin Hale
|
| Jigsaw: Injury caused through Irish dancing | Kevin Hale
|
| Logjam: Constipation! | Kevin Hale
|
| Mosquito: A fly that lives in Muslim churches | Kevin Hale
|
| Overnight Bag: Complimentary 'lady-of-the-night' provided in a hotel | Kevin Hale
|
| Pizza: A piece of (of Italian origin) | Kevin Hale
|
| Propaganda: To have a good look at something in London | Kevin Hale
|
| Shampoo: Fake dog turd | Kevin Hale
|
| Suffocation: Being made to live in Ipswich | Kevin Hale
|
| Superfluous: We went on holiday with Super Airlines | Kevin Hale
|
| Tentative: Doubtful about going camping | Kevin Hale
|
| Umber: Person who hesitates a lot when speaking | Kevin Hale
|
| Upholstery: The first floor of a pub | Kevin Hale
|
| Vegetable: Thing to lay out salad on | Kevin Hale
|
| Melancholy: Very sad mixed vegetables | Kevin Hale
|
| Campanology: Intense study | Kevin Hale
|
| Paraphrase: GERONIMO!!! | Kevin Hale
|
| Diversion: Translation into Welsh | John M
|
| Hullabaloo: Noisy lavatory | John M
|
| Medieval: Harold Shipman | John M
|
| Codpieces: Fish fingers | John M
|
| Knapsack: Sleeping bag | John M
|
| Wanderlust: A promiscuous hiker | Andy Jackson
|
| Pumpkin: To interrogate a member of your family | Andy Jackson
|
| Sycophant: I much prefer Dec | Andy Jackson
|
| Dickens: A 1960s sex party | Andy Jackson
|
| Worship: Used to be a boat | Kevin Hale
|
| Divergin': An unsuccessful Welsh lethario | Darlington
02 Jun 2003 |
| Suggestive: A sexy biscuit | Darlington
02 Jun 2003 |
| Loofah: An outdoor toilet | Darlington
02 Jun 2003 |
| Veneer: Flemish painter of floorboards | Darlington
02 Jun 2003 |
| Meander: She and I | Darlington
02 Jun 2003 |
| Garden Gate: Huge scandal involving Graeme Garden | Darlington
02 Jun 2003 |
| Blandish: Michael Aspel | Darlington
02 Jun 2003 |
| Feckless: An unsuccessful Irish lethario | Darlington
02 Jun 2003 |
| Direction: Aroused Welshman | Darlington
02 Jun 2003 |
| Fibre Optics: The healthy alternative to Eye Candy | Darlington
02 Jun 2003 |
| Insolent: Fell off the Isle Of Wight ferry | Darlington
02 Jun 2003 |
| Circumnavigation: Bar Mitzvah on a cruise | Darlington
02 Jun 2003 |
| Conclude: An obscenely-shaped nose | Darlington
02 Jun 2003 |
| Humphrey: A road with no sleeping policemen | Darlington
02 Jun 2003 |
| Dildo: Pickle pastry | Buxton
16 Jun 2003 |
| Telepathy: When you can't be bothered to turn over the TV | Buxton
16 Jun 2003 |
| Splint: To run very fast with a broken leg | Buxton
16 Jun 2003 |
| Merciful: Liverpool's flooded | Buxton
16 Jun 2003 |
| Portly: Shaped like a harbour | Buxton
16 Jun 2003 |
| Mutate: An art gallery for cats | Buxton
16 Jun 2003 |
| Syllabub: To float like Cilla Black | Buxton
16 Jun 2003 |
| Plebiscite: Web page for common people | Buxton
16 Jun 2003 |
| Wench: A spanner belonging to Jonathan Ross | Buxton
16 Jun 2003 |
| Suffragette: Package holiday flight | Buxton
16 Jun 2003 |
| Raffia: The craft fair organised crime syndicate | Buxton
16 Jun 2003 |
| Tadpole: A quarter Polish | Buxton
16 Jun 2003 |
| Grandee: The old lady between Gran C and Gran E | Buxton
16 Jun 2003 |
| Abacus: Swedish swear word | Buxton
16 Jun 2003 |
| Hogmanay: Someone who may be considered to have too large a collection of a particular impressionist painter | Buxton
16 Jun 2003 |
| Analysis: A rectal examination | Kevin Hale
|
| Cellphone: Means of communication for prisoners | Kevin Hale
|
| Colic: Acute stomach ache affecting sheep dogs | Kevin Hale
|
| Consensus: An agreement to falsify population statistics | Kevin Hale
|
| Decimated: How you feel after leaving an orgy with ten people | Kevin Hale
|
| Diary: A book in which to list funeral dates | Kevin Hale
|
| Drawback: Problem associated with being uncircumsized | Kevin Hale
|
| Dyspepsia: Stomach ache from drinking too much cola | Kevin Hale
|
| Ennoculation: Vaccination against the Black Death | Kevin Hale
|
| Ergo: She went | Kevin Hale
|
| Fallacy: False belief that your penis is bigger than it really is | Kevin Hale
|
| Gullible: An easily-duped sea bird | Kevin Hale
|
| Lay-By: A place to pull off the road for safe sex | Kevin Hale
|
| Marsupial: Mother's conger potage | Kevin Hale
|
| Nephophilia: Morbid fear of German cooking appliances | Kevin Hale
|
| Orgasm: Being overcome with pleasure at a rowing event | Kevin Hale
|
| Overcharged: When you've paid too much for a battery | Kevin Hale
|
| Ovulate: "Oh No! I think I'm pregnant!!" | Kevin Hale
|
| Paradox: Quandary over which physician to choose | Kevin Hale
|
| Remember: To recall that you must rejoin a club | Kevin Hale
|
| Rent Boy: The consequences of having anal sex with a male prostitute without lubrication | Kevin Hale
|
| Repercussions: The consequences of playing the drums | Kevin Hale
|
| Rubicon: Being seen off over the price of a Cockney curry | Kevin Hale
|
| Synagogue: The wide-eyed look when watching a blue movie for the first time | Kevin Hale
|
| Tripod: Three-legged device for carrying offal | Kevin Hale
|
| Tycoon: Businessman who made his money selling cravats | Kevin Hale
|
| Trolley Bus: Mobile underwear shop | Kevin Hale
|
| Tantamount: To ride a French aunt | Torquay
23 Jun 2003 |
| Direct: Ruined by a Welshman | Torquay
23 Jun 2003 |
| Oxymoron: Stupid cow | Torquay
23 Jun 2003 |
| Copulate: The time it takes the police to show up in an emergency | Torquay
23 Jun 2003 |
| [ Pilaf: French chinese singer Not broadcast] | Torquay
23 Jun 2003 |
| Poppycock: A streaker on November 11th | Torquay
23 Jun 2003 |
| Hæmorrhage: A line of piles | Torquay
23 Jun 2003 |
| Coiffure: A pretentious drinker | Torquay
23 Jun 2003 |
| Pandemonium: Black and white musical instrument | Torquay
23 Jun 2003 |
| Mosquito: A tiny place of Muslim worship | Torquay
23 Jun 2003 |
| Physique: A Perrier enema | Torquay
23 Jun 2003 |
| Thermidor: A Spanish lobster fighter | Torquay
23 Jun 2003 |
| Increment: Opposite of excrement | Torquay
23 Jun 2003 |
| Inclement: Freudian slip | Torquay
23 Jun 2003 |
| Osmosis: Early Australian prophet | Torquay
23 Jun 2003 |
| Pistachio: To draw a moustache on a poster when you're under the influence of drink | Torquay
23 Jun 2003 |
| Hindsight: Jennifer Lopez | Torquay
23 Jun 2003 |
| Gigolo: Jennifer Lopez running | Torquay
23 Jun 2003 |
| [ Mystical: Miss Whiplash for children Not broadcast] | Torquay
23 Jun 2003 |
| Delectable: Iain Duncan Smith | Torquay
23 Jun 2003 |
| Counterpane: Someone who works in the Post Office | Torquay
23 Jun 2003 |
| [ Mutate: Art gallery for cats Not broadcast] | Torquay
23 Jun 2003 |
| Egret: An apology sent by computer | ISIHAC 7, Side 3
|
| Claustrophobia: Fear of Father Christmas | ISIHAC 7, Side 3
|
| Baloney: Disappointing skirt length fashion | ISIHAC 7, Side 3
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| Boutique: A startling kind of hardwood | ISIHAC 7, Side 3
|
| Loggerheads: People who are addicted to sniffing lumberjacks | ISIHAC 7, Side 3
|
| Geriatric: Fine bowling spell by a German cricketer | ISIHAC 7, Side 3
|
| Dichotomy: A surgical procedure for the removal on an unwanted Welshman | ISIHAC 7, Side 3
|
| Culotte: Post Office | ISIHAC 7, Side 3
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| Frigate: A ship that nobody cares about | ISIHAC 7, Side 3
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| Xylophone (or to pronounce it correctly 'zyl-oph-o-nee'): The Greek goddess of Scrabble | ISIHAC 7, Side 3
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| Granary: Old folks' home | ISIHAC 7, Side 3
|
| Knighthood: Contraceptive | ISIHAC 7, Side 3
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| Defibrillate: To interpret the meaning of Jeffrey Archer | ISIHAC 7, Side 3
|
| Dilate: Live long | ISIHAC 7, Side 3
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| Tapioca: A disappointingly average dance routine | ISIHAC 7, Side 3
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| Sycamore: Not as well as I used to be | ISIHAC 7, Side 3
|
| Abscond: To steal someone's cream tea | ISIHAC 7, Side 3
|
| Frogspawn: Blue movies for the French | ISIHAC 7, Side 3
|
| Piston: Humiliated | ISIHAC 7, Side 3
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| Undertaker: A half-hearted shoplifter | ISIHAC 7, Side 3
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| Piccaninny: The voting system for a new Tory leader | ISIHAC 7, Side 3
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| Urdu: Liverpool coiffure | ISIHAC 7, Side 3
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| Trigonometry: A cowboy's method for locating his horse | ISIHAC 7, Side 3
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| Indict: When the Queen is unsure about something | ISIHAC 7, Side 3
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| Years: When the Queen is sure about something | ISIHAC 7, Side 3
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| Guacamole: A Mexican visitor to Toad Hall | ISIHAC 7, Side 3
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| Artery: Shooting arrows at paintings | ISIHAC 7, Side 3
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| Shambolical: Padded Y-fronts | ISIHAC 7, Side 3
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| Widdecombe: A brush to make your hair look like a wig | ISIHAC 7, Side 3
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| Propaganda: A post for one legged male geese | ISIHAC 7, Side 3
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| Psychiatric: Guessing right, three times in a row | ISIHAC 7, Side 3
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| Hosepipe: A dance by sailors wearing socks | ISIHAC 7, Side 3
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| Abbatoir: Three-in-a-bed in a monastery | ISIHAC 7, Side 3
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| Propane: People who are into S&M | ISIHAC 7, Side 3
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| Alcoholic: Someone who drinks more than their doctor | ISIHAC 7, Side 3
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| Quango: A gay tango | ISIHAC 7, Side 3
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| Baptist: A junior hamburger chef | ISIHAC 7, Side 3
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| Assassination: An arrangement to meet a donkey | ISIHAC 7, Side 3
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| Saxophone: Hotline to a salt supplier | ISIHAC 7, Side 3
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| Circumstantial: Circumcision on a really big baby | ISIHAC 7, Side 3
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| Miasma: The reason I need an inhaler | ISIHAC 7, Side 3
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| Implication: An ointment for little goblins | ISIHAC 7, Side 3
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| Hob-Nobbing: Casual sex with a goblin | ISIHAC 7, Side 3
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| Custody: Belated insult | Simon Thomson
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| Literacy: Discarded pornography | Simon Thomson
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| Condominium: Rubber market leader | Simon Thomson
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| Bouffant: Surprising typeface | Kevin Hale
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| Contact: To swindle someone with diplomacy | Kevin Hale
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| Convince: To swindle someone named Vincent | Kevin Hale
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| Rebut: Having your bottom lifted | ISIHAC 8, Side 1
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| Miniscule: A toddlers' play group in Liverpool | ISIHAC 8, Side 1
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| Mastiff: Boys at a Britney Spears concert | ISIHAC 8, Side 1
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| Dentist: Man who fixes your car | ISIHAC 8, Side 1
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| Lactose: The effect of frostbite | ISIHAC 8, Side 1
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| Dissident: Foreigner pointing out damage to your car | ISIHAC 8, Side 1
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| Disguise: Pointing out the foreigner who's pointing out damage to your car | ISIHAC 8, Side 1
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| Cock-a-leekie: Prostate problem | ISIHAC 8, Side 1
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| Custard: To swear after stepping in something | ISIHAC 8, Side 1
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| Dilatory: Conservative sex aid | ISIHAC 8, Side 1
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| Doughnut: Eccentric millionaire | ISIHAC 8, Side 1
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| Hullaballoo: How to greet a bear | ISIHAC 8, Side 1
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| Fiasco: Unsuccessful wall painting | ISIHAC 8, Side 1
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| Bordello: Blasé greeting | ISIHAC 8, Side 1
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| Geranium: The cry of the parachute regiment's flower arranging display team | ISIHAC 8, Side 1
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| Castigate: To have a nasty accident whilst climbing into a field | ISIHAC 8, Side 1
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| Combat: An aggressive marsupial | ISIHAC 8, Side 1
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| Artefact: Pretentious statistic | ISIHAC 8, Side 1
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| Onion bhajee: French canal boatman | ISIHAC 8, Side 1
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| Hebrew: Jewish tea-bag | ISIHAC 8, Side 1
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| Divergin': An unsuccessful Welsh lethario | ISIHAC 8, Side 3
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| Polyunsaturated: A dry parrot | ISIHAC 8, Side 3
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| Veneer: Flemish painter of floorboards | ISIHAC 8, Side 3
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| Carpentry: A way in for ornamental fish | ISIHAC 8, Side 3
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| Feckless: An unsuccessful Irish lethario | ISIHAC 8, Side 3
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| Direction: Aroused Welshman | ISIHAC 8, Side 3
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| Pokemon: A Jamaican proctologist | ISIHAC 8, Side 3
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| Stucco: Hitherto unknown Marx brother | ISIHAC 8, Side 3
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| Macadam: The first ever Scotsman | ISIHAC 8, Side 3
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| Pom-Pom: Australian word for English twins | ISIHAC 8, Side 3
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| Hedgerow: Hedgehog eggs | ISIHAC 8, Side 3
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| Insolent: Fell off the Isle Of Wight ferry | ISIHAC 8, Side 3
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| Circumnavigation: Bar Mitzvah on a cruise | ISIHAC 8, Side 3
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| Loophole: A very long lavatory brush | ISIHAC 8, Side 3
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| Meander: She and I | ISIHAC 8, Side 3
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| Gripe: What Australians make wine from | ISIHAC 8, Side 3
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| Hotpot: Stolen drugs | ISIHAC 8, Side 3
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| Macaroni: Inventor of the pasta wireless | ISIHAC 8, Side 3
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| Hormone: ...no forget it! | ISIHAC 8, Side 3
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| Merseyside: The killing of Scousers | ISIHAC 8, Side 3
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| Dildo: Pickle pastry | ISIHAC 8, Side 4
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| Telepathy: When you can't be bothered to turn over the TV | ISIHAC 8, Side 4
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| Splint: To run very fast with a broken leg | ISIHAC 8, Side 4
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| Merciful: Liverpool's flooded | ISIHAC 8, Side 4
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| Portly: Shaped like a harbour | ISIHAC 8, Side 4
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| Pandemonium: Black and white musical instrument | ISIHAC 8, Side 4
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| Syllabub: To float like Cilla Black | ISIHAC 8, Side 4
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| Plebiscite: Web page for common people | ISIHAC 8, Side 4
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| Direct: Ruined by a Welshman | ISIHAC 8, Side 4
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| Poppycock: A streaker on November 11th | ISIHAC 8, Side 4
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| Wench: A spanner belonging to Jonathan Ross | ISIHAC 8, Side 4
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| Suffragette: Package holiday flight | ISIHAC 8, Side 4
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| Raffia: The craft fair organised crime syndicate | ISIHAC 8, Side 4
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| Tadpole: A quarter Polish | ISIHAC 8, Side 4
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| Physique: A Perrier enema | ISIHAC 8, Side 4
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| Hogmanay: Someone who may be considered to have too large a collection of a particular impressionist painter | ISIHAC 8, Side 4
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| Elemental: Spanish village idiot | Winchester
24 Nov 2003 |
| Plinth: Artist formerly known as having two speech defects | Winchester
24 Nov 2003 |
| Proletarian: Someone who only eats common people | Winchester
24 Nov 2003 |
| Rugger: A wig maker | Winchester
24 Nov 2003 |
| Spinach: Skin irritation from sitting near Alastair Campbell | Winchester
24 Nov 2003 |
| Polygon: Missing parrot | Winchester
24 Nov 2003 |
| Polyunsaturated: Dry parrot | Winchester
24 Nov 2003 |
| Politician: Famous Italian painting of a parrot | Winchester
24 Nov 2003 |
| Ninety-nine: A sexual act involving a flake | Winchester
24 Nov 2003 |
| Algebra: A brassiere made of kelp | Winchester
24 Nov 2003 |
| Polygamist: Two timing parrot | Winchester
24 Nov 2003 |
| Problematic: Dodgy loft conversion | Winchester
24 Nov 2003 |
| Bicycle: An icicle that swings both ways | Winchester
24 Nov 2003 |
| Leprechaun: A variety of wheat whose ears fall off | Winchester
24 Nov 2003 |
| Toadstool: Porn version of Wind In The Willows | Winchester
24 Nov 2003 |
| Manoeuvre: A vacuum cleaner even men can work | Winchester
24 Nov 2003 |
| Stalactite: Getting drunk in a German PoW camp | Kevin Hale
|
| Five-A-Side: To kill a boy band | Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003 |
| Pre-Raphaelite: One who leaves before the raffle | Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003 |
| [ Boundary: Ungentlemanly behaviour Not broadcast] | Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003 |
| Guy Fawkes Night: End of October to early December | Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003 |
| Microbe: A tiny little dressing gown | Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003 |
| [ Archery: Lying under oath, and at all other times Not broadcast] | Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003 |
| Vegetarian: Bad hunter | Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003 |
| Ramshackle: Male chastity belt | Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003 |
| Piston: Someone who is taken advantage of | Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003 |
| [ Toga: Dyslexic goat Not broadcast] | Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003 |
| [ Nail File: Someone who's really into DIY Not broadcast] | Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003 |
| Blame: Walking with a blimp | Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003 |
| [ Almoner: An expensive meal Not broadcast] | Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003 |
| Shingles: What Barry never orders late in the evening | Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003 |
| Buttercup: Face down | Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003 |
| [ Ambergris: David Dickinson (see also Tangent) Not broadcast] | Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003 |
| [ Dictator: An amusingly shaped root vegetable Not broadcast] | Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003 |
| [ Poop Scoop: A tabloid exclusive Not broadcast] | Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003 |
| [ Somersault: A fair weather sailor Not broadcast] | Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003 |
| Conurbation: What convicts do alone in their cells at night | Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003 |
| Christmas: September to the end of January | Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003 |
| [ Zither: Yorkshire for 'Look here' Not broadcast] | Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003 |
| [ Impart: Goblin painting Not broadcast] | Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003 |
| [ Terrapin: A brooch devoted to bringing down the government by the use of violence Not broadcast] | Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003 |
| [ Tally-Ho: Hunt groupie Not broadcast] | Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003 |
| [ Barricade: A soldiers' helpline Not broadcast] | Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003 |
| [ Acapulco: Unaccompanied Mexican Not broadcast] | Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003 |
| [ Relish: Not quite rel Not broadcast] | Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003 |
| Hunky-Dory: A butch fish | Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003 |
| Orthadontists: Those very devout dentists with the beards and the hats | Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003 |
| [ Lassitude: One bitten by a Collie Not broadcast] | Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003 |
| [ Plutocrat: Somebody who votes for a Disney character Not broadcast] | Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003 |
| [ Enrage: A row about poultry Not broadcast] | Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003 |
| [ Antelope: To run off and marry an insect Not broadcast] | Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003 |
| [ Saab: Indian for 'Nice car, Master' Not broadcast] | Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003 |
| [ Atrophy: Something you win at sport Not broadcast] | Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003 |
| [ Overage: A row about eggs Not broadcast] | Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003 |
| [ Flambards: Burning poets Not broadcast] | Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003 |
| Derelict: Pleasant experience in Ireland | Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003 |
| Divergin': An unsuccessful Welsh lethario | Best of ISIHAC 2003
29 Dec 2003 |
| Veneer: Flemish painter of floorboards | Best of ISIHAC 2003
29 Dec 2003 |
| Insolent: Fell off the Isle Of Wight ferry | Best of ISIHAC 2003
29 Dec 2003 |
| Splint: To run very fast with a broken leg | Best of ISIHAC 2003
29 Dec 2003 |
| Feckless: An unsuccessful Irish lethario | Best of ISIHAC 2003
29 Dec 2003 |
| Telepathy: When you can't be bothered to turn over the TV | Best of ISIHAC 2003
29 Dec 2003 |
| Plebiscite: Web page for common people | Best of ISIHAC 2003
29 Dec 2003 |
| Wench: A spanner belonging to Jonathan Ross | Best of ISIHAC 2003
29 Dec 2003 |
| Poppycock: A streaker on November 11th | Best of ISIHAC 2003
29 Dec 2003 |
| Hogmanay: Someone who may be considered to have too large a collection of a particular impressionist painter | Best of ISIHAC 2003
29 Dec 2003 |
| Copulate: The time it takes the police to show up in an emergency | Best of ISIHAC 2003
29 Dec 2003 |
| Hindsight: Jennifer Lopez | Best of ISIHAC 2003
29 Dec 2003 |
| Gigolo: Jennifer Lopez running | Best of ISIHAC 2003
29 Dec 2003 |
| Counterpane: Someone who works in the Post Office | Best of ISIHAC 2003
29 Dec 2003 |
| Spinach: Skin irritation from sitting near Alastair Campbell | Best of ISIHAC 2003
29 Dec 2003 |
| Leprechaun: A variety of wheat whose ears fall off | Best of ISIHAC 2003
29 Dec 2003 |
| Manoeuvre: A vacuum cleaner even men can work | Best of ISIHAC 2003
29 Dec 2003 |
| Five-A-Side: To kill a boy band | Best of ISIHAC 2003
29 Dec 2003 |
| Pre-Raphaelite: One who leaves before the raffle | Best of ISIHAC 2003
29 Dec 2003 |
| Piston: Someone who is taken advantage of | Best of ISIHAC 2003
29 Dec 2003 |
| Derelict: Pleasant experience in Ireland | Best of ISIHAC 2003
29 Dec 2003 |
| Canteloupe: Unable to run off and get married | Best of ISIHAC 2003
29 Dec 2003 |
| Archery: Lying | Best of ISIHAC 2003
29 Dec 2003 |
| Scum: It has arrived | Best of ISIHAC 2003
29 Dec 2003 |
| Aromatic: A handy gadget used by Robin Hood | Best of ISIHAC 2003
29 Dec 2003 |
| Gentry: The way in to the men's toilets | Kevin Hale
|
| Crescendo: Termination of child care | Dartford
07 Jun 2004 |
| Trash: Yorkshire measles | Dartford
07 Jun 2004 |
| Mogadon: My cat's a professor | Dartford
07 Jun 2004 |
| Boutique: To heckle wood | Dartford
07 Jun 2004 |
| Cabaret: A wide range of available taxis | Dartford
07 Jun 2004 |
| Rugged: Wearing a wig | Dartford
07 Jun 2004 |
| Foreskin: To compel relatives | Dartford
07 Jun 2004 |
| Brandish: What Barry orders after a meal | Dartford
07 Jun 2004 |
| Clarify: To domesticate the Grundys | Dartford
07 Jun 2004 |
| Lactose: Frostbite | Dartford
07 Jun 2004 |
| Cocquette: Small penis | Dartford
07 Jun 2004 |
| Judo: Kosher plasticine | Dartford
07 Jun 2004 |
| Dandelion: A big camp cat | Leeds
08 Dec 2003 |
| Suffocation: A week in Lowestoft | Leeds
08 Dec 2003 |
| [ Propaganda: A moral goose Not broadcast] | Leeds
08 Dec 2003 |
| Ee-by-gum: Drugs taken orally in Yorkshire | Leeds
08 Dec 2003 |
| [ Throng: A three-pieced thong Not broadcast] | Leeds
08 Dec 2003 |
| [ Humdinger: A fly swat Not broadcast] | Leeds
08 Dec 2003 |
| [ Marigold: Get-rich-quick Not broadcast] | Leeds
08 Dec 2003 |
| Fairy Tale: Beer made from ferrets | Leeds
08 Dec 2003 |
| [ Crystallise: Retirement gift for Lord Nelson Not broadcast] | Leeds
08 Dec 2003 |
| Logarithm: Lumberjack's contraceptive | Leeds
08 Dec 2003 |
| [ Bigotry: A lumberjack's boast Not broadcast] | Leeds
08 Dec 2003 |
| Archery: Lying | Leeds
08 Dec 2003 |
| [ Trampette: A lady tramp Not broadcast] | Leeds
08 Dec 2003 |
| Canteloupe: Unable to run off and get married | Leeds
08 Dec 2003 |
| Macadam: A Scottish brothel-keeper | Leeds
08 Dec 2003 |
| Circumspect: Spotted Dick | Leeds
08 Dec 2003 |
| [ Suffocation: A week in Lowestoft Not broadcast] | Leeds
08 Dec 2003 |
| [ Lurcher: Chas'n'Dave song Not broadcast] | Leeds
08 Dec 2003 |
| Lupine: An air freshener | Leeds
08 Dec 2003 |
| [ Catalyst: Top celebrity moggies Not broadcast] | Leeds
08 Dec 2003 |
| [ Pince-Nez: Not wearing underwear Not broadcast] | Leeds
08 Dec 2003 |
| [ Porcupine: A reluctant vegetarian Not broadcast] | Leeds
08 Dec 2003 |
| [ Wisteria: Hilarious hanging plant Not broadcast] | Leeds
08 Dec 2003 |
| Tentative: Not sure about camping | Leeds
08 Dec 2003 |
| Slippery: A bit like a slipper | Leeds
08 Dec 2003 |
| Scum: It has arrived | Leeds
08 Dec 2003 |
| [ Mascot: Catholic nursery Not broadcast] | Leeds
08 Dec 2003 |
| [ Pile: Australian bucket Not broadcast] | Leeds
08 Dec 2003 |
| Harlequin: One of a set of five motor bikes | Leeds
08 Dec 2003 |
| Fuselage: Not many that big | Leeds
08 Dec 2003 |
| Aromatic: A handy gadget used by Robin Hood | Leeds
08 Dec 2003 |
| Bollocks: Unsuccessful Botox | Leeds
08 Dec 2003 |
| [ Defunct: Gangster band Not broadcast] | Leeds
08 Dec 2003 |
| [ Advisor: The best way to stop the wind getting into your helmet Not broadcast] | Leeds
08 Dec 2003 |
| [ Limpet: A little limp Not broadcast] | Leeds
08 Dec 2003 |
| [ Angiogram: Irish singer Not broadcast] | Leeds
08 Dec 2003 |
| [ Stylist: A pig's address book Not broadcast] | Leeds
08 Dec 2003 |
| Ice Cream Sundaes: Iain Paisley's autobiography | Belfast
21 Jun 2004 |
| Stockade: A meat-based fizzy drink | Belfast
21 Jun 2004 |
| Melancholy: Funny shaped dog | Belfast
21 Jun 2004 |
| Shamrock: Tribute band | Belfast
21 Jun 2004 |
| Explain: Concorde | Belfast
21 Jun 2004 |
| Cathartic: When the bag freezes | Belfast
21 Jun 2004 |
| Arizona: The person that 'Arry belongs to | Belfast
21 Jun 2004 |
| Scintillate: To commit adultery till breakfast | Belfast
21 Jun 2004 |
| Boulangerie: To heckle underwear | Belfast
21 Jun 2004 |
| Renegade: A device for blowing up anagram enthusiasts | Belfast
21 Jun 2004 |
| Bacteria: Returning more upset than when you left | Belfast
21 Jun 2004 |
| Tapas: To gently touch someone's bottom | Belfast
21 Jun 2004 |
| Tombola: A man who throws cats | Belfast
21 Jun 2004 |
| Pulpit: Warren Beatty's bed | Belfast
21 Jun 2004 |
| Taffeta: A cannibal with a preference for Welsh people | Belfast
21 Jun 2004 |
| I Must Admit: Geordie acknowledgement of someone with Colman's on their hand | Neil Freckleton
|
| Pecadillo: A chicken shaped vibrator | Neil Freckleton
|
| Tint: The opposite of 'tis | Neil Freckleton
|
| Skid Marks: Groucho's motor racing brother | Neil Freckleton
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| Humourous: Amusing Greek salad ingredient | Neil Freckleton
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| Alloy: A metal friend | Neil Freckleton
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| Wick: A candle that burns for seven days | Neil Freckleton
|
| Focaccia: A bread with no interest in the far east | Salford
05 Jul 2004 |
| Diamante: Way to start a letter to Second World War Field Marshall | Salford
05 Jul 2004 |
| Retread: Very red, in Yorkshire | Salford
05 Jul 2004 |
| [ Signature: Baby swan droppings Not broadcast] | Salford
05 Jul 2004 |
| Online: I've done t'weekly wash | Salford
05 Jul 2004 |
| [ Indelible: A bull in Delhi Not broadcast] | Salford
05 Jul 2004 |
| [ Sociopath: A killer who does wonders for you back pain Not broadcast] | Salford
05 Jul 2004 |
| Evanescent: A Welshman who glows in the dark | Salford
05 Jul 2004 |
| [ Secular: Junk mail in Liverpool Not broadcast] | Salford
05 Jul 2004 |
| [ Biology: The science of shopping Not broadcast] | Salford
05 Jul 2004 |
| [ Cenotaph: Welsh laxative Not broadcast] | Salford
05 Jul 2004 |
| Aperitif: Cockney dentures | Salford
05 Jul 2004 |
| [ Vespa: Evensong on a scooter Not broadcast] | Salford
05 Jul 2004 |
| [ Acapulco: Unaccompanied Mexican Not broadcast] | Salford
05 Jul 2004 |
| Haddock: An enclosure for sea horses | Salford
05 Jul 2004 |
| [ Deserted: The pudding's done a runner Not broadcast] | Salford
05 Jul 2004 |
| [ Ersatz: Liverpool milliners Not broadcast] | Salford
05 Jul 2004 |
| Porcupine: To regret becoming a vegetarian | Salford
05 Jul 2004 |
| [ Pathos: Unsuccessful musketeer Not broadcast] | Salford
05 Jul 2004 |
| [ Tortoise: Slow musketeer Not broadcast] | Salford
05 Jul 2004 |
| [ Alligator: Someone who accuses you of things Not broadcast] | Salford
05 Jul 2004 |
| Wholesaler: Moby Dick's lunch | Salford
05 Jul 2004 |
| [ Poltroon: Parrot from Scotland Not broadcast] | Salford
05 Jul 2004 |
| [ Undertaker: Someone who nicks your pants Not broadcast] | Salford
05 Jul 2004 |
| [ Cherry: Rather like a chair Not broadcast] | Salford
05 Jul 2004 |
| Pandemonium: A musical instrument that won't breed in captivity | Salford
05 Jul 2004 |
| Quaker: Posh duck | Salford
05 Jul 2004 |
| Satire: Seated in a more elevated position | Salford
05 Jul 2004 |
| [ Pentecost: An expensive Biro Not broadcast] | Salford
05 Jul 2004 |
| [ Mutant: A cross between a cat and an insect Not broadcast] | Salford
05 Jul 2004 |
| [ Anachronism: Political system with no government and no sense of timing Not broadcast] | Salford
05 Jul 2004 |
| [ Domineering: Earring shaped like a domino Not broadcast] | Salford
05 Jul 2004 |
| [ Vocation: Giving your voice a rest Not broadcast] | Salford
05 Jul 2004 |
| [ Supine: To take a tree to court Not broadcast] | Salford
05 Jul 2004 |
| [ Inclement: What you never want to be on Just A Minute Not broadcast] | Salford
05 Jul 2004 |
| [ Unfurled: Not furled Not broadcast] | Salford
05 Jul 2004 |
| [ Monochrome: Bath with only one tap Not broadcast] | Salford
05 Jul 2004 |
| [ Stylist: A pig's book Not broadcast] | Salford
05 Jul 2004 |
| [ Explain: Concorde Not broadcast] | Salford
05 Jul 2004 |
| Cantilever: The switch on an electric horse | Salford
05 Jul 2004 |
| [ Check Mate: Someone you pay to be your friend Not broadcast] | Salford
05 Jul 2004 |
| [ Exclaim: Alimony Not broadcast] | Salford
05 Jul 2004 |
| [ Condominium: Storage facility for purple flour Not broadcast] | Salford
05 Jul 2004 |
| [ Pillowcase: One removed from head case Not broadcast] | Salford
05 Jul 2004 |
| [ Titillate: One who behaves like a bird till 2000 hours Not broadcast] | Blackpool
09 Dec 2002 |
| Macadam: The first ever Scotsman | Blackpool
09 Dec 2002 |
| [ Demsel: What Humph says to Colin Not broadcast] | Blackpool
09 Dec 2002 |
| [ Waxwork: Slogan for the Society for the Restoration of Corporal Punishment Not broadcast] | Blackpool
09 Dec 2002 |
| Polyunsaturated: A dry parrot | Blackpool
09 Dec 2002 |
| [ Analyst: An Indian currency table Not broadcast] | Blackpool
09 Dec 2002 |
| Hors d'Oeuvre: Women who hang around diesel pumps | Blackpool
09 Dec 2002 |
| [ Motion Picture: Stomach X-Ray Not broadcast] | Blackpool
09 Dec 2002 |
| Carpentry: A way in for ornamental fish | Blackpool
09 Dec 2002 |
| Pokemon: A Jamaican proctologist | Blackpool
09 Dec 2002 |
| [ Traumatise: Troubled neckwear Not broadcast] | Blackpool
09 Dec 2002 |
| [ Tumbril: Stomach polish Not broadcast] | Blackpool
09 Dec 2002 |
| Stucco: Hitherto unknown Marx brother | Blackpool
09 Dec 2002 |
| Pom-Pom: Australian word for English twins | Blackpool
09 Dec 2002 |
| [ Pharmacist: Agricultural swelling Not broadcast] | Blackpool
09 Dec 2002 |
| [ Dilate: Failing to call the emergency services Not broadcast] | Blackpool
09 Dec 2002 |
| [ Handicapper: Downmarket milliner Not broadcast] | Blackpool
09 Dec 2002 |
| [ Screwdriver: Mick Jagger's chauffer Not broadcast] | Blackpool
09 Dec 2002 |
| [ Impact: Goblin stand-up Not broadcast] | Blackpool
09 Dec 2002 |
| Hedgerow: Hedgehog eggs | Blackpool
09 Dec 2002 |
| Gripe: What Australians make wine from | Blackpool
09 Dec 2002 |
| Extemporary: Permanent | Blackpool
09 Dec 2002 |
| [ Porsche: Really, really posh Not broadcast] | Blackpool
09 Dec 2002 |
| Loophole: A very long lavatory brush | Blackpool
09 Dec 2002 |
| [ Circumflex: Wire used for unmentionable sexual act Not broadcast] | Blackpool
09 Dec 2002 |
| [ Antidisestablishmentarianism: Strangely named northern aunty Not broadcast] | Blackpool
09 Dec 2002 |
| [ Wedge: Roy Jenkin's pet name for Reginald Maudlin Not broadcast] | Blackpool
09 Dec 2002 |
| [ Tangerine: Colour you get from sunbeds as used by Bargain Hunt presenter Not broadcast] | Blackpool
09 Dec 2002 |
| [ Diarrhoea: Poor quality backside Not broadcast] | Blackpool
09 Dec 2002 |
| Hotpot: Stolen drugs | Blackpool
09 Dec 2002 |
| [ Psychopath: Bike lane Not broadcast] | Blackpool
09 Dec 2002 |
| [ Relief: What trees do in spring Not broadcast] | Blackpool
09 Dec 2002 |
| Macaroni: Inventor of the pasta wireless | Blackpool
09 Dec 2002 |
| [ Apex: Gorilla's wristwatch Not broadcast] | Blackpool
09 Dec 2002 |
| [ Elephant: Beautifully dressed but overweight Not broadcast] | Blackpool
09 Dec 2002 |
| [ Equip: Un-asked for joke off the internet Not broadcast] | Blackpool
09 Dec 2002 |
| Hormone: ...no forget it! | Blackpool
09 Dec 2002 |
| Merseyside: The killing of Scousers | Blackpool
09 Dec 2002 |
| Albino: Saudi Arabian childrens comic | Darryl Anthony
|
| Problematic: A faulty washing machine | Darryl Anthony
|
| Ovaltine: An overweight adolescent | Darryl Anthony
|
| Asphalt: A problem with your donkey | Darryl Anthony
|
| Combination: A country where everyone owns Volkswagen camper vans | Darryl Anthony
|
| Luggage: How old your ears are | Darryl Anthony
|
| Leotard: A very dim-witted lion | Darryl Anthony
|
| Economist: Discount fog | Harold Reynolds
|
| Gabbro: Where the guests on a chat show sit | Harold Reynolds
|
| Pendulous: When you can put a pen under it and it stays there | Basingstoke
13 Dec 2004 |
| Psychopath: Crazy paving | Basingstoke
13 Dec 2004 |
| Mistake: Winner of a butcher's beauty contest | Basingstoke
13 Dec 2004 |
| Gross Mistake: Unlikely winner of a butcher's beauty contest | Basingstoke
13 Dec 2004 |
| Decease: To stop stopping | Basingstoke
13 Dec 2004 |
| [ Troilism: The ability to fit three people into a wooden horse Not broadcast] | Basingstoke
13 Dec 2004 |
| [ Dover Sole: Kentish folk music Not broadcast] | Basingstoke
13 Dec 2004 |
| [ Leap-Frog: Queue-hopping in France Not broadcast] | Basingstoke
13 Dec 2004 |
| Maisonette: A very small Chief Constable | Basingstoke
13 Dec 2004 |
| [ Meritritious: A greeting usually following by "and a Happy New Year" Not broadcast] | Basingstoke
13 Dec 2004 |
| Sewage: Legal work | Basingstoke
13 Dec 2004 |
| [ Aloe Vera: The greeting that wartime troops gave to Miss Lynn Not broadcast] | Basingstoke
13 Dec 2004 |
| iPod: Optical aid using peas | Basingstoke
13 Dec 2004 |
| Palisade: What the Queen drinks | Basingstoke
13 Dec 2004 |
| Margate: The mother of all scandals | Basingstoke
13 Dec 2004 |
| Timbre: The cry of a French lumberjack as a tree falls | Basingstoke
13 Dec 2004 |
| Sentiment: The perfume he intended to buy | Basingstoke
13 Dec 2004 |
| Postulate: The new name for Royal Mail | Basingstoke
13 Dec 2004 |
| Herpes: What my wife has won prizes for at the local flower show | Basingstoke
13 Dec 2004 |
| Juniper: Israeli crab | Basingstoke
13 Dec 2004 |
| Deglaze: To stop watching Neighbours | Basingstoke
13 Dec 2004 |
| [ Chutzpah: Character in Shakespeare's Henry IV Not broadcast] | Basingstoke
13 Dec 2004 |
| [ Killjoy: Miserable antiques dealer Not broadcast] | Basingstoke
13 Dec 2004 |
| [ Hop-Scotch: One-legged Glaswegian Not broadcast] | Basingstoke
13 Dec 2004 |
| Decade: Ant | Basingstoke
13 Dec 2004 |
| Torpid: Incomplete torpedo | Basingstoke
13 Dec 2004 |
| Wisp: A really pathetic wasp | Basingstoke
13 Dec 2004 |
| [ Sirloin: Cat's crotch Not broadcast] | Basingstoke
13 Dec 2004 |
| Mushrooms: What Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen does | Basingstoke
13 Dec 2004 |
| Crescendo: Termination of child care | 2004 Xmas Special Compilation
27 Dec 2004 |
| Quaker: Posh duck | 2004 Xmas Special Compilation
27 Dec 2004 |
| Mogadon: My cat's a professor | 2004 Xmas Special Compilation
27 Dec 2004 |
| Bacteria: Returning more upset than when you left | 2004 Xmas Special Compilation
27 Dec 2004 |
| Pandemonium: A musical instrument that won't breed in captivity | 2004 Xmas Special Compilation
27 Dec 2004 |
| Tombola: A man who throws cats | 2004 Xmas Special Compilation
27 Dec 2004 |
| Postulate: The new name for Royal Mail | 2004 Xmas Special Compilation
27 Dec 2004 |
| Tapas: To gently touch someone's bottom | 2004 Xmas Special Compilation
27 Dec 2004 |
| Foreskin: To compel relatives | 2004 Xmas Special Compilation
27 Dec 2004 |
| Pulpit: Warren Beatty's bed | 2004 Xmas Special Compilation
27 Dec 2004 |
| Renegade: A device for blowing up anagram enthusiasts | 2004 Xmas Special Compilation
27 Dec 2004 |
| Mushrooms: What Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen does | 2004 Xmas Special Compilation
27 Dec 2004 |
| Sewage: Legal work | 2004 Xmas Special Compilation
27 Dec 2004 |
| Dossier: A French tramp | Hull
03 Jan 2005 |
| Scandal: Footwear you should be ashamed of | Hull
03 Jan 2005 |
| Arsenic: I've just sat on a razor blade | Hull
03 Jan 2005 |
| Vanish: Rather like a van | Hull
03 Jan 2005 |
| Organism: An irrational prejudice against Wurlitzers | Hull
03 Jan 2005 |
| Cannibalistic: A Geordie missile | Hull
03 Jan 2005 |
| Wolverine: A product for cleaning wolves | Hull
03 Jan 2005 |
| Bigamist: A larger-than-usual fog | Hull
03 Jan 2005 |
| Testicular: A vampire who talks bollocks | Hull
03 Jan 2005 |
| Retard: Very difficult in Yorkshire | Hull
03 Jan 2005 |
| Harpist: Fairly drunk | Hull
03 Jan 2005 |
| Weight-Machine: A Virgin train | Hull
03 Jan 2005 |
| Bishoprick: Unpopular member of the clergy | Hull
03 Jan 2005 |
| Weight-Watcher: A Virgin passenger | Hull
03 Jan 2005 |
| Sea Legs: The eggs of the seal | Hull
03 Jan 2005 |
| Cabbage: The opinions of taxi drivers | Hull
03 Jan 2005 |
| Substitute: An underwater hooker | Hull
03 Jan 2005 |
| May Fly: A Virgin 'plane | Hull
03 Jan 2005 |
| Childhood: Very young gangster | Tunbridge Wells
17 Jan 2005 |
| Horticulturalist: Brian Sewell | Tunbridge Wells
17 Jan 2005 |
| Haphazard: Mind that hap! | Tunbridge Wells
17 Jan 2005 |
| [ Oxymoron: Stupid cow Not broadcast] | Tunbridge Wells
17 Jan 2005 |
| Deliberate: To imprison | Tunbridge Wells
17 Jan 2005 |
| [ Defile: One of Jack Dee's fans Not broadcast] | Tunbridge Wells
17 Jan 2005 |
| [ Digression: Welsh fighting talk Not broadcast] | Tunbridge Wells
17 Jan 2005 |
| Heathrow: Brief description of what a baggage handler does | Tunbridge Wells
17 Jan 2005 |
| Orchid: The son of a Brummie | Tunbridge Wells
17 Jan 2005 |
| Livery: Rather like liver | Tunbridge Wells
17 Jan 2005 |
| Coincidental: Having matching teeth | Tunbridge Wells
17 Jan 2005 |
| Luton Airport: Slightly more detailed description of what a baggage handler does | Tunbridge Wells
17 Jan 2005 |
| Donation: Where Homer Simpson is King | Tunbridge Wells
17 Jan 2005 |
| Damnation: Holland | Tunbridge Wells
17 Jan 2005 |
| Lamination: New Zealand | Tunbridge Wells
17 Jan 2005 |
| [ Walkie-Talkie: Flightless parrot Not broadcast] | Tunbridge Wells
17 Jan 2005 |
| Extort: Having left school | Tunbridge Wells
17 Jan 2005 |
| Abatement: Downstairs storage area used by man with sinus trouble | Tunbridge Wells
17 Jan 2005 |
| Harpist: Fairly drunk | Tunbridge Wells
17 Jan 2005 |