Colonel Sanders: Will you tell me if this tastes like crap? | Bristol 22 May 2006 |
[ Edith Cavell: Can they be blindfolded as well, please? Not broadcast] | Bristol 22 May 2006 |
[ King Harold: Where's the nearest Specsavers? Not broadcast] | Bristol 22 May 2006 |
[ Helen of Troy: Do you think I should stop bleaching my moustache? Not broadcast] | Bristol 22 May 2006 |
Florence Nightingale: Are you joking? Have you seen what they pay nurses? | Bristol 22 May 2006 |
Moses: What shall we go for - the milk and honey, or the oil? | Bristol 22 May 2006 |
[ Van Goch: Who gave me this Walkman? It's great! Not broadcast] | Bristol 22 May 2006 |
[ Samson: Just the usual - a quick flick round the back? Not broadcast] | Bristol 22 May 2006 |
George Bush: This isn't really God speaking, is it? | Bristol 22 May 2006 |
Joan Of Arc: Have you heard it's pissing down tomorrow? | Bristol 22 May 2006 |
Joseph: What do you reckon - the many colours or the beige? | Bristol 22 May 2006 |
[ Tzar Ivan: What's a good nickname - 'Terrible' or 'Hippy'? Not broadcast] | Bristol 22 May 2006 |
The Three Musketeers: Where are our muskets? | Bristol 22 May 2006 |
[ Margaret Thatcher: What do you mean politics? I'm a chemist. Not broadcast] | Bristol 22 May 2006 |
[ Henry VIII: Look, can't we just try marriage counselling? Not broadcast] | Bristol 22 May 2006 |
Charles I: Can you tell Cromwell I want an orderly transition? | Bristol 22 May 2006 |
[ Mr Prescott, you do now the zip sets off an alarm, don't you? Not broadcast] | Bristol 22 May 2006 |
[ King Alfred: Are you sure that oven works in Fahrenheit? Not broadcast] | Bristol 22 May 2006 |
[ Christopher Columbus: Can I just have a quick look at your atlas? Not broadcast] | Bristol 22 May 2006 |
Leonardo da Vinci: What are you grinning at? | Bristol 22 May 2006 |
[ Pontius Pilot was asked "Why don't you just slap an ASBO on him?" Not broadcast] | Bristol 22 May 2006 |
Amundsen to Captain Scott: Well, why don't you just come with us? | Bristol 22 May 2006 |
[ David to Goliath: A fair fight then? Not broadcast] | Bristol 22 May 2006 |
George Bush Snr: Do you think I should have a vasectomy? | Bristol 22 May 2006 |
[ David Ben-Gurion: OK - who thinks Bournemouth rather than Palestine? Not broadcast] | Bristol 22 May 2006 |
[ Mussolini: Can I just stick to running the trains? Not broadcast] | Bristol 22 May 2006 |
[ Donald Campbell: Shall I just got for 'Biggest Turnip' instead? Not broadcast] | Bristol 22 May 2006 |
[ Joseph Stalin: Mummy, shall I be a priest? Not broadcast] | Bristol 22 May 2006 |
[ Mrs Lincoln: Oh no, not the theatre again. Let's have a nice night in. Not broadcast] | London Coliseum 04 Jun 2007 |
[ Mr Hitler. Would you accept this little painting job, painting the Forth Bridge? Not broadcast] | London Coliseum 04 Jun 2007 |
George Bush Snr.: Do you think I should have a vasectomy? | London Coliseum 04 Jun 2007 |
Noah: Shall we say 'yes' to Mr & Mrs Unicorn? | London Coliseum 04 Jun 2007 |
Goliath, aren't you going to wear your helmet? | London Coliseum 04 Jun 2007 |
[ David Gest: Maybe I should try {???} Not broadcast] | London Coliseum 04 Jun 2007 |
Colonel Sanders: You will tell me if this tastes like crap, won't you? | London Coliseum 04 Jun 2007 |
King Harold, perhaps you'd like to take advantage of our special Specsaver reading glasses. | London Coliseum 04 Jun 2007 |
Mr Blunkett, do you realise that's a man with a high voice you're chatting up? | London Coliseum 04 Jun 2007 |
Tony Blair: What do you think - should we send the troops in, or should I sit down and spend just FIVE MINUTES THINKING THE THING THROUGH? | London Coliseum 04 Jun 2007 |
[ Eve, in the Garden of Eden: Now then Adam, do you want some fruit, or just go straight to the coffee? Not broadcast] | London Coliseum 04 Jun 2007 |
Oh! What a fantastic wooden horse! Anybody in there? | London Coliseum 04 Jun 2007 |
[ Guy Fawkes: Does my bomb look big in this? Not broadcast] | London Coliseum 04 Jun 2007 |
[ Sir Ranulph Feinnes: You will tell me if this is completely bonkers, won't you? Not broadcast] | London Coliseum 04 Jun 2007 |
Bill Gates: Shall we test this software before releasing it? | London Coliseum 04 Jun 2007 |
King Alfred: Are you sure the recipe says Fahrenheit? | London Coliseum 04 Jun 2007 |
[ Ah, Jimmy Savile, have you thought of early retirement? Not broadcast] | London Coliseum 04 Jun 2007 |
[ Isaac Newton: Shall we chop that down and put up a gazebo? Not broadcast] | London Coliseum 04 Jun 2007 |
[ Before you go Mr Stanley, did you see Dr Livingstone sent you his change of address card? Not broadcast] | London Coliseum 04 Jun 2007 |
[ Guy Fawkes, you do know which is the blue touchpaper? Not broadcast] | London Coliseum 04 Jun 2007 |
Mr Bumble: So master Twist, would you like seconds? | London Coliseum 04 Jun 2007 |
Light Brigade - Do you feel lucky? | London Coliseum 04 Jun 2007 |