The ISIHAC
Complete Warning Signs Page

Last Updated
28 Dec 2006

On the BBC Radio 4 show I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue, one of the rounds includes suggestions for completing the warnings seen on signs. Here are some of the teams' suggestions, along with some of my suggestions. If you have any ideas you would like included, please e-mail me here, and I will add the best ones (with full credit to you of course)
Just move your mouse over the words ANSWER or REAL ANSWER to reveal all!

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No animals were harmed in the
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Bristol
22 May 2006
[ Place all rubbish in
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Not broadcast]
Bristol
22 May 2006
[ Changing Priorities
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Not broadcast]
Bristol
22 May 2006
[ High visibility vests must
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Not broadcast]
Bristol
22 May 2006
Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children should avoid
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Bristol
22 May 2006
Park at your own
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Bristol
22 May 2006
In case of eye contact, flush
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Bristol
22 May 2006
[ Caution: High winds. Take care when opening
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Not broadcast]
Bristol
22 May 2006
Caution: Remove infant before
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Bristol
22 May 2006
[ Before using, check colour fastness and compatibility in an inconspicuous
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Bristol
22 May 2006
Contents are ribbed for
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Bristol
22 May 2006
Ear defenders must be worn at all
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Bristol
22 May 2006
If you do not understand, or cannot read all directions, cautions or warnings
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Bristol
22 May 2006
In the interests of hygeine, please do not exercise dogs in this
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Bristol
22 May 2006
Will patrons kindly refrain from running, pushing, acrobatics or gymnastics, shouting, petting, ducking, bombing
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Bristol
22 May 2006
If rash, irritation, swelling or redness occurs, discontinue
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Bristol
22 May 2006
(d?) after venue signifies a query regarding the Date of broadcast,
(??) signifies a query regarding Venue of broadcast


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