| This needs pointing = It needs pointing the other way. | 06 Jul 1985 |
| We can start Monday = You can pick any Monday & you'd be wrong. | 06 Jul 1985 |
| Make good = Disguise cock-up. | 06 Jul 1985 |
| A builder was asked for a quotation on the roof, so he shouted 'A thing of beauty is a joy for a fortnight', and jumped off! | 06 Jul 1985 |
| Quotation = One eighth of the final price. | 06 Jul 1985 |
| Let's look at the drains = Pull the house down and we can get a really good look at them. | 06 Jul 1985 |
| You'll notice there are a few differences from the drawings = We had the plans upside-down. | 06 Jul 1985 |
| We're using well seasoned timber = We're putting in your new beam just as soon as the leaves have dropped off. | 06 Jul 1985 |
| You don't happen to know if there's an RSJ there? = Don't blame me of the house falls down. | 06 Jul 1985 |
| Don't you worry - you won't know we're there = We won't be there. | 06 Jul 1985 |
| This needs pointing = It needs pointing the other way. | ISIHAC 1, Side 4
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| We can start Monday = You can pick any Monday & you'd be wrong. | ISIHAC 1, Side 4
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| Make good = Disguise cock-up. | ISIHAC 1, Side 4
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| A builder was asked for a quotation on the roof, so he shouted 'A thing of beauty is a joy for a fortnight', and jumped off! | ISIHAC 1, Side 4
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| Quotation = One eighth of the final price. | ISIHAC 1, Side 4
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| You'll notice there are a few differences from the drawings = We had the plans upside-down. | ISIHAC 1, Side 4
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| We're using well seasoned timber = We're putting in your new beam just as soon as the leaves have dropped off. | ISIHAC 1, Side 4
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| You don't happen to know if there's an RSJ there? = Don't blame me of the house falls down. | ISIHAC 1, Side 4
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| Don't you worry - you won't know we're there = We won't be there. | ISIHAC 1, Side 4
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| Oh, we do electrics = No, we don't. | Brighton 27 May 1995 |
| Pebbledash = Throw a stone through the window & run off. | Brighton 27 May 1995 |
| Don't use the phone for the moment, we're working on that wall = We've knackered the cable. | Brighton 27 May 1995 |
| I'll be round first thing in the morning = I'll be round tomorrow afternoon, just when you've decided not to stay in any longer. | Brighton 27 May 1995 |
| Oh, we do plumbing = No, we don't. | Brighton 27 May 1995 |
| That door won't stick when the wood's dried out = That door won't open when the wood's dried out. | Brighton 27 May 1995 |
| You know what they say about dust - it's lucky! | Brighton 27 May 1995 |
| Oh, we do tiling = No, we don't. | Brighton 27 May 1995 |
| No, no, that is level - you're leaning. | Brighton 27 May 1995 |
| You won't know we're here = We won't be here. | Brighton 27 May 1995 |
| It will require some drying out time before we continue = We are trying to sober up the brick layer. | Steve Aaron
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| Buying off plan = We plan to be off as soon as you have bought the property. | Steve Aaron
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| Oh, we do electrics = No, we don't. | ISIHAC Classic Repeat 27 Apr 2008 |
| Pebbledash = Throw a stone through the window & run off. | ISIHAC Classic Repeat 27 Apr 2008 |
| Don't use the phone for the moment, we're working on that wall = We've knackered the cable. | ISIHAC Classic Repeat 27 Apr 2008 |
| I'll be round first thing in the morning = I'll be round tomorrow afternoon, just when you've decided not to stay in any longer. | ISIHAC Classic Repeat 27 Apr 2008 |
| Oh, we do plumbing = No, we don't. | ISIHAC Classic Repeat 27 Apr 2008 |
| That door won't stick when the wood's dried out = That door won't open when the wood's dried out. | ISIHAC Classic Repeat 27 Apr 2008 |
| You know what they say about dust - it's lucky! | ISIHAC Classic Repeat 27 Apr 2008 |
| Oh, we do tiling = No, we don't. | ISIHAC Classic Repeat 27 Apr 2008 |
| No, no, that is level - you're leaning. | ISIHAC Classic Repeat 27 Apr 2008 |
| You won't know we're here = We won't be here. | ISIHAC Classic Repeat 27 Apr 2008 |