| Special Holidays for 18-30 Year Olds = So you fancy a bit, do you? |
26 May 1984 |
| In this hotel, you can all go down to breakfast together = The floor will probably collapse. |
26 May 1984 |
| _______ is a lively little village = There's a gramophone in the only taverna. |
26 May 1984 |
| Palm-fringed Beach = Surrounded by beggars. |
26 May 1984 |
| Compact Swimming Pool = Bidet. |
26 May 1984 |
| Scheduled Flights = 14 days in Gatwick. |
26 May 1984 |
| Staggering Views = The local wine's dodgy. |
26 May 1984 |
| Demipension = Half the hotel isn't built yet. |
26 May 1984 |
| Sun-drenched = One way or the other, we'll get it right. |
26 May 1984 |
| Your host, Herr Knockenbakker, is a great Anglophile = He wasn't actually a member of the S.S. |
26 May 1984 |
| Plenty of night life = Watch out for the cockroaches. |
26 May 1984 |
| We would strongly recommend hiring a car = You are 103 miles from the nearest lavatory. |
26 May 1984 |
| Stones' throw from the beach = Mick Jagger once vomitted from the top balcony. |
26 May 1984 |
| In the Michelin Guide = Next to a tyre dump. |
26 May 1984 |
| Savour the real essence of the locals = Next to the sewage farm. |
26 May 1984 |
