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On the BBC Radio 4 show I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue, one of the rounds requires the teams to complete the speeches of various unsavoury people. Here are some of the teams' suggestions, along with some of my suggestions. If you have any ideas you would like included, please e-mail me here, and I will add the best ones (with full credit to you of course)
Just move your mouse over the words ANSWER or REAL ANSWER to reveal all!

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ADOLF HITLER: Great liars are also
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Southport
20 Nov 2006
[ ADOLF HITLER: When an opponent declares 'I will not come over to your side', I calmly say
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Not broadcast]
Southport
20 Nov 2006
ROBERT MUGABE: The only white man you can trust is
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Southport
20 Nov 2006
ADOLF HITLER: Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually
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Southport
20 Nov 2006
BENITO MUSSOLINI: This is the epitaph I want on my tomb: Here lies
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Southport
20 Nov 2006
[ JOSEPH STALIN: To choose one's victims, to prepare one's plan minutely, to slake an implacable vengeance, and then to go to bed is
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Not broadcast]
Southport
20 Nov 2006
[ JOSEPH STALIN: The death of one man is a tragedy. The death of millions is
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Not broadcast]
Southport
20 Nov 2006
GENGHIS KHAN: The greatest happiness is to scatter your enemy, to drive him before you, to see his cities reduced to ashes, to see those who love him shrouded in tears, and to
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Southport
20 Nov 2006
CALIGULA: I wish the Roman people had only
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Southport
20 Nov 2006
[ IDI AMIN: Sometimes people mistake the way I talk for
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Southport
20 Nov 2006
THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST: I'm melting, melting. Ohhhhh... What a world! What a world! Who would have thought
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Southport
20 Nov 2006
MICHAEL WINNER: Calm down dear! It's
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Southport
20 Nov 2006
[ RICHARD NIXON: People have got to know whether their president is a crook. Well
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Not broadcast]
Southport
20 Nov 2006
[ MACBETH: If it were done when 'tis done, then
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Not broadcast]
Southport
20 Nov 2006
RICHARD III: A horse! A horse! My
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Southport
20 Nov 2006
SADDAM HUSSEIN: My name is Saddam Hussein. I'm the president of Iraq, and I want to
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Southport
20 Nov 2006
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