The ISIHAC
Complete Jokes Page

Last Updated
16 Jan 2008

On the BBC Radio 4 show I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue, one of the rounds requires the teams to complete well known jokes. Here are some of the teams' suggestions, along with some of my suggestions. If you have any ideas you would like included, please e-mail me here, and I will add the best ones (with full credit to you of course)
Just move your mouse over the words ANSWER or REAL ANSWER to reveal all!

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[ What's purple and shouts 'Help'?
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Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003
[ What goes 'Snap, Crackle, Squeak'?
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Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003
What is out of tune, rotten, and goes to sea?
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Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003
What do you get if you cross an actress and a glove puppet?
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Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003
What question can you never answer 'Yes' to?
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Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003
[ What is grey, and has a trunk?
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Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003
[ What is worse than an alligator with toothache?
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Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003
What goes Ninety-Nine-Bonk, Ninety-Nine-Bonk, Ninety-Nine-Bonk?
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Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003
What goes up and down but never moves?
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Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003
What's green and slowly turns red?
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Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003
What do you get if you cross an overweight golfer and a pair of very tight trousers?
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Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003
[ What's yellow, brown and hairy?
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Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003
[ How do you know if there's an elephant in your bed?
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Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003
[ What did the stamp say to the envelope?
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Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003
[ What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable?
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Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003
[ Why did the train passengers undress?
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Eastbourne
15 Dec 2003
What is out of tune, rotten, and goes to sea?
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ISIHAC 9, Side 4
What do you get if you cross an actress and a glove puppet?
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ISIHAC 9, Side 4
What question can you never answer 'Yes' to?
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ISIHAC 9, Side 4
What goes Ninety-Nine-Bonk, Ninety-Nine-Bonk, Ninety-Nine-Bonk?
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ISIHAC 9, Side 4
What goes up and down but never moves?
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ISIHAC 9, Side 4
What's green and slowly turns red?
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ISIHAC 9, Side 4
What do you get if you cross an overweight golfer and a pair of very tight trousers?
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ISIHAC 9, Side 4
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(??) signifies a query regarding Venue of broadcast


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