| Geoffrey Howe: There's No Business Like Show Business which due to government cuts has now become There's No Business. He also sings You'll Never Know Just How Much... | 22 May 1982 |
| Elizabeth Taylor: Love Is Lovelier The Seventh Time Around | 22 May 1982 |
| For the cabinet when a new donation has been made: He's Delightful, He's De-Loveley, He's DeLorean | 22 May 1982 |
| Margaret Thatcher: To Every Thing, Turn, Turn, Turn | 22 May 1982 |
| Tony Benn: My Way | 22 May 1982 |
| Michael Foot: It's My Party, And I'll Cry If I Want To | 22 May 1982 |
| Warren Beatty: Night And Day, You Are The One | 22 May 1982 |
| Ray Buckton: If I Worked To Rule | 22 May 1982 |
| Freddie Laker: I, I Who Have Nothing...but not for long | 22 May 1982 |
| Tiny Rowland: Money Makes The World Go Around | 22 May 1982 |
| Margaret Thatcher: I May Be Wrong, But I Think I'm Wonderful | 22 May 1982 |
| Elizabeth Taylor: I'm Just A Girl Who Can't Say No | 19 Mar 1983 |
| Ronald Reagan: I'm Gonna Wash That Stuff Right Out Of My Hair | 19 Mar 1983 |
| Ronald Reagan: Black Is The Colour Of My True Love's Hair | 19 Mar 1983 |
| Freddie Laker: Can't We Try Again? | 19 Mar 1983 |
| Prince Andrew: I Wanna Girl Just Like The Girl Who Married Dear Old Dad | 19 Mar 1983 |
| Norman Tebbit: A Bicycle Made For Two | 19 Mar 1983 |
| Mary Whitehouse: Oh what a dutiful morning, Oh what a dutiful day, The porn is as high as an elephants... | 19 Mar 1983 |
| Joan Collins: Night & Day, You Are The One | 25 Feb 1989 |
| Delegates at the T.U.C. conference, for Norman Willis: He Ain't Heavy, He's Our Brother | 25 Feb 1989 |
| Michael Fish: One Fine Day | 25 Feb 1989 |
| Edwina Currie: Button Up Your Overcoat or Button Up Your Lip | 25 Feb 1989 |
| Cecil Parkinson: Who's Sarah Now? | 25 Feb 1989 |
| Robert Robinson: Wake Me Up Before You Go | 25 Feb 1989 |
| Jeremy Hardy: Silence Is Golden | Kevin Hale
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| Joan Collins: Night & Day, You Are The One | 27 Jan 1990 |
| Delegates at the T.U.C. conference, for Norman Willis: He Ain't Heavy, He's Our Brother | 27 Jan 1990 |
| Michael Fish: One Fine Day | 27 Jan 1990 |
| Edwina Currie: Button Up Your Overcoat or Button Up Your Lip | 27 Jan 1990 |
| Cecil Parkinson: Who's Sarah Now? | 27 Jan 1990 |
| Robert Robinson: Wake Me Up Before You Go | 27 Jan 1990 |