Germany: Laughter is the best medicine, but unfortunately it's not available on the National Health. | Nottingham 21 Jun 1999 |
Israel: Never buy a pig... | Nottingham 21 Jun 1999 |
Scotland: Where there's Muck...there's Rhum & Eigg. | Nottingham 21 Jun 1999 |
In Spain they have a warning about congestion: Never put all your Basques in one exit. | Nottingham 21 Jun 1999 |
Holland: If the cap fits...put it in. | Nottingham 21 Jun 1999 |
France: Don't teach your grandmother to suck existentialists. | Nottingham 21 Jun 1999 |
In Northern Germany, the slogan outside Hans Krupp's Weapons Superstore: Cold Hans, War Mart. | Nottingham 21 Jun 1999 |
The Balkans: See a pin & pick it up, & all day you'll be wondering where the grenade is. | Nottingham 21 Jun 1999 |
Washington: Where there's a Will, there's a wey-hey-hey! | Nottingham 21 Jun 1999 |
Ireland: Don't put the cart before the horse: actually it's not a proverb, it's just an instruction manual. | Nottingham 21 Jun 1999 |
Eastbourne: There's no time like the...er...what is it now? | Nottingham 21 Jun 1999 |
Rome: Milton Keynes was built in a day! | Nottingham 21 Jun 1999 |
In Africa, in the Serengeti game park they say: Pride comes before...a bad moment for a gazelle. | Nottingham 21 Jun 1999 |
In Russia, in Chernobyl they say: Two heads are better than one. | Nottingham 21 Jun 1999 |
Norway: Never look a pissed-Norse in the mouth. | Nottingham 21 Jun 1999 |
Hollywood: You can't make an omelette without Kenneth Branagh. | Brighton 28 Jun 1997 |
North Africa: Once bitten, twice as likely to get rabies. | Brighton 28 Jun 1997 |
France: Red sky at night, shepherd's delight. Red sky in the morning, British sheep are on fire. | Brighton 28 Jun 1997 |
Israel: Don't teach your grandmother to bungee jump. | Brighton 28 Jun 1997 |
Germany: A bad workman always mends your bath. | Brighton 28 Jun 1997 |
Germany: Early to bed. Early to rise. Makes a man healthy, wealthy and sure of a sunbed. | Brighton 28 Jun 1997 |
Spain: Empty vessels mean the fish are hidden in a secret hold. | Brighton 28 Jun 1997 |
France: Don't put Descartes before the horse. | Brighton 28 Jun 1997 |
Australia: Birds of a feather...is a terrible British sitcom. | Brighton 28 Jun 1997 |
Transylvania: You can't get blood out of a stoat. | Brighton 28 Jun 1997 |
France: Better late than Belgian. | Brighton 28 Jun 1997 |
Weightwatchers Europe: You can't have your cake, I've eaten it. | Brighton 28 Jun 1997 |
From the Zen book of proverbs: Tomorrow is today, yesterday. | Brighton 28 Jun 1997 |
Spain: There are plenty more fish in your sea. | Liverpool 09 Nov 1996 |
Italy: Accidents will happen in the best regulated families in Sicily! | Liverpool 09 Nov 1996 |
Russia: Don't put new wine into old Boris. | Liverpool 09 Nov 1996 |
Holland: If the cap fits...you're safe! | Liverpool 09 Nov 1996 |
Japan: Get rid of the scavenging birds before you bring the harvest in - Rook before you Reap! | Liverpool 09 Nov 1996 |
France: Le Penn is mightier than President Chirac! | Liverpool 09 Nov 1996 |
Eastern Europe: You can't bloody get out of Estonia! | Liverpool 09 Nov 1996 |
Australia: Love is blind...so brace yourself, Sheila! | Liverpool 09 Nov 1996 |
Belgium: In for a penny, in for a 0.66 of a Euro. |
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China: Love me, eat my dog. |
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France: One man's meat is another man's poisson. |
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Germany: Achtungs speak louder than words. |
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Hollywood: Don't cross Lloyd bridges until you come to him. |
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India: Beggars can't be avoided. |
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Middle East: The pen is mightier than the sword, but the sword is more humane. |
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Scotland: Cleanliness is next to Inverness. |
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Scotland: He who pays the piper will be held personally responsible. |
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Spain: There are plenty more fish in your sea. | Best Of ISIHAC 3/3 20 Apr 1998 |
Italy: Accidents will happen in the best regulated families in Sicily! | Best Of ISIHAC 3/3 20 Apr 1998 |
Russia: Don't put new wine into old Boris. | Best Of ISIHAC 3/3 20 Apr 1998 |
Holland: If the cap fits...you're safe! | Best Of ISIHAC 3/3 20 Apr 1998 |
Japan: Get rid of the scavenging birds before you bring the harvest in - Rook before you Reap! | Best Of ISIHAC 3/3 20 Apr 1998 |
France: Le Penn is mightier than President Chirac! | Best Of ISIHAC 3/3 20 Apr 1998 |
Eastern Europe: You can't bloody get out of Estonia! | Best Of ISIHAC 3/3 20 Apr 1998 |
Australia: Love is blind...so brace yourself, Sheila! | Best Of ISIHAC 3/3 20 Apr 1998 |