| Germany: Laughter is the best medicine, but unfortunately it's not available on the National Health. | Nottingham
21 Jun 1999 |
| Israel: Never buy a pig... | Nottingham
21 Jun 1999 |
| Scotland: Where there's Muck...there's Rhum & Eigg. | Nottingham
21 Jun 1999 |
| In Spain they have a warning about congestion: Never put all your Basques in one exit. | Nottingham
21 Jun 1999 |
| Holland: If the cap fits...put it in. | Nottingham
21 Jun 1999 |
| France: Don't teach your grandmother to suck existentialists. | Nottingham
21 Jun 1999 |
| In Northern Germany, the slogan outside Hans Krupp's Weapons Superstore: Cold Hans, War Mart. | Nottingham
21 Jun 1999 |
| The Balkans: See a pin & pick it up, & all day you'll be wondering where the grenade is. | Nottingham
21 Jun 1999 |
| Washington: Where there's a Will, there's a wey-hey-hey! | Nottingham
21 Jun 1999 |
| Ireland: Don't put the cart before the horse: actually it's not a proverb, it's just an instruction manual. | Nottingham
21 Jun 1999 |
| Eastbourne: There's no time like the...er...what is it now? | Nottingham
21 Jun 1999 |
| Rome: Milton Keynes was built in a day! | Nottingham
21 Jun 1999 |
| In Africa, in the Serengeti game park they say: Pride comes before...a bad moment for a gazelle. | Nottingham
21 Jun 1999 |
| In Russia, in Chernobyl they say: Two heads are better than one. | Nottingham
21 Jun 1999 |
| Norway: Never look a pissed-Norse in the mouth. | Nottingham
21 Jun 1999 |
| Hollywood: You can't make an omelette without Kenneth Branagh. | Brighton
28 Jun 1997 |
| North Africa: Once bitten, twice as likely to get rabies. | Brighton
28 Jun 1997 |
| France: Red sky at night, shepherd's delight. Red sky in the morning, British sheep are on fire. | Brighton
28 Jun 1997 |
| Israel: Don't teach your grandmother to bungee jump. | Brighton
28 Jun 1997 |
| Germany: A bad workman always mends your bath. | Brighton
28 Jun 1997 |
| Germany: Early to bed. Early to rise. Makes a man healthy, wealthy and sure of a sunbed. | Brighton
28 Jun 1997 |
| Spain: Empty vessels mean the fish are hidden in a secret hold. | Brighton
28 Jun 1997 |
| France: Don't put Descartes before the horse. | Brighton
28 Jun 1997 |
| Australia: Birds of a feather...is a terrible British sitcom. | Brighton
28 Jun 1997 |
| Transylvania: You can't get blood out of a stoat. | Brighton
28 Jun 1997 |
| France: Better late than Belgian. | Brighton
28 Jun 1997 |
| Weightwatchers Europe: You can't have your cake, I've eaten it. | Brighton
28 Jun 1997 |
| From the Zen book of proverbs: Tomorrow is today, yesterday. | Brighton
28 Jun 1997 |
| Spain: There are plenty more fish in your sea. | Liverpool
09 Nov 1996 |
| Italy: Accidents will happen in the best regulated families in Sicily! | Liverpool
09 Nov 1996 |
| Russia: Don't put new wine into old Boris. | Liverpool
09 Nov 1996 |
| Holland: If the cap fits...you're safe! | Liverpool
09 Nov 1996 |
| Japan: Get rid of the scavenging birds before you bring the harvest in - Rook before you Reap! | Liverpool
09 Nov 1996 |
| France: Le Penn is mightier than President Chirac! | Liverpool
09 Nov 1996 |
| Eastern Europe: You can't bloody get out of Estonia! | Liverpool
09 Nov 1996 |
| Australia: Love is blind...so brace yourself, Sheila! | Liverpool
09 Nov 1996 |
| Belgium: In for a penny, in for a 0.66 of a Euro. |
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| China: Love me, eat my dog. |
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| France: One man's meat is another man's poisson. |
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| Germany: Achtungs speak louder than words. |
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| Hollywood: Don't cross Lloyd bridges until you come to him. |
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| India: Beggars can't be avoided. |
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| Middle East: The pen is mightier than the sword, but the sword is more humane. |
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| Scotland: Cleanliness is next to Inverness. |
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| Scotland: He who pays the piper will be held personally responsible. |
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| Spain: There are plenty more fish in your sea. | Best Of ISIHAC 3/3
20 Apr 1998 |
| Italy: Accidents will happen in the best regulated families in Sicily! | Best Of ISIHAC 3/3
20 Apr 1998 |
| Russia: Don't put new wine into old Boris. | Best Of ISIHAC 3/3
20 Apr 1998 |
| Holland: If the cap fits...you're safe! | Best Of ISIHAC 3/3
20 Apr 1998 |
| Japan: Get rid of the scavenging birds before you bring the harvest in - Rook before you Reap! | Best Of ISIHAC 3/3
20 Apr 1998 |
| France: Le Penn is mightier than President Chirac! | Best Of ISIHAC 3/3
20 Apr 1998 |
| Eastern Europe: You can't bloody get out of Estonia! | Best Of ISIHAC 3/3
20 Apr 1998 |
| Australia: Love is blind...so brace yourself, Sheila! | Best Of ISIHAC 3/3
20 Apr 1998 |
