The ISIHAC
Late Arrivals Page - Letter S

Last Updated
17 Feb 2013


Balls:

Sailors' Ball School Days Ball
School Teachers' Ball Science Fiction Ball
Scottish Ball Scouts' & Guides' Camping Jamboree Ball
Secret Service Ball Security Services' Ball
Shakespearean Ball Sporting Ball
Sports Equipment Ball Sportsmens' Ball
Stage, Screen & Radio Ball Stockbrokers' Ball
Students' Ball


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Sailors' Ball

Here comes the Ello family, with their small son - 'ello Matt Ello 17 Apr 1982
...closely followed by Bryan Ferry, who's just gone to ITV - known as the cross channel Ferry 17 Apr 1982
Mr & Mrs Jwater, & their son, Bill, and his old friend, Cap'n Hand 17 Apr 1982
Will you welcome that well known maritime figure and panel game, Sailor Thecentury, starring Nicholas Parsons with 'Avast Behind!', closely followed by a rear admiral and a rather petty officer 17 Apr 1982
There's sea-farer Fawcett 17 Apr 1982
Here's one of the original Tiller girls...Flo Tiller, and her cat, Amaran 17 Apr 1982
Mr & Mrs Dupsheerises, & their rather posh daughter, Hooray Ann, a distant cousin of the Ohmehearties' favourite daughter, Eve 17 Apr 1982
All the way from Africa, Embak...no not 'dat Embak...'dis Embak 17 Apr 1982
...and Sam Pan - that's a load of junk 17 Apr 1982
Mr & Mrs Ick, & their dipsomaniac daughter, the tight Anne Ick...oh, that's gone down well! 17 Apr 1982
Mr & Mrs Drums, & their daughter, Doll, and her pet mollusc, Oyster Mainsail 17 Apr 1982
Along with Sam Pan from China, Way-Way Anchorforgodsake and Pi-Ping Aboard...oh, they're eating some seal eggs 17 Apr 1982
Who's that behind? Oh, Isaac Stern 17 Apr 1982
Mr & Mrs Needinline, & their son, Theo 17 Apr 1982
Mr & Mrs Tofficer, & their son, Warren 17 Apr 1982
Mr & Mrs Boat, & their daughter, Rowena 17 Apr 1982
The Israeli naval representative, Abe Ulseaman - he's been circumnavigated you know! 17 Apr 1982
Mr & Mrs Pumps, & their daughter, Mandy 17 Apr 1982
Mr & Mrs Winch, & their sea-captain son, known affectionately to us all as 'Cap Stan Winch 17 Apr 1982
Cabaret time includes The Tiller Girls, with their leader, Flo 28 Sep 1987
Mandy Lifeboat, and her good friend, Mandy Pumps 28 Sep 1987
Wendy Boatcomesin 28 Sep 1987
Mr & Mrs Homeehearties, & their daughter, Eve (better known as the first mate). She's in luck - the Captain's Courageous, the Masterman's Ready, the Midshipman's Easy, and the cabin boy's name is Gripper 28 Sep 1987
There's Arthur Chemes - on his invitation it just says A. Chemes 28 Sep 1987
Mr & Mrs Bottlarum, & their daughter, Anna. Yoo hoo hoo Anna Bottlarum! 28 Sep 1987
The judge of the belly dancing competition has just arrived - he's here as an expert on navel ratings 28 Sep 1987
Edward Heath, and his lifelong friend who's always complaining, moaning Clyde 28 Sep 1987
Mr & Mrs Godownwiththeshipimoff, & their cowardly captain son, Hugh 28 Sep 1987
There's Captain Slogg 28 Sep 1987
Here's the food. Oh, it's lamb. Sheep ahoy! 28 Sep 1987
Dave E. Joneslocker (who's got a nasty attack of the roaring forties), being served by the Chinese waiter, Chang Hi Stopof. He's brought some unexpected food in - he's just shouted "Supplies. The main brace!" 28 Sep 1987
Mr & Mrs Zovait, & their son the policeman, P.C. Zovait 28 Sep 1987
The Israeli admiral, Morri Tania - he's been circumnavigated 28 Sep 1987
Mr & Mrs Bottoms, & their daughter, Belle Kevin Hale
Miss Senmast with her escort, R. Kroyal Kevin Hale
Mr & Mrs Sark, & their son, Noah Kevin Hale
From Germany Mr & Mrs Boat, & their son, Hugh, accompanied by Mr & Mrs Ondeck, & their son, 'ol Hans Kevin Hale
Cabaret time includes The Tiller Girls, with their leader, Flo 26 Dec 1989
Mandy Lifeboat, and her good friend, Mandy Pumps 26 Dec 1989
Wendy Boatcomesin 26 Dec 1989
Mr & Mrs Homeehearties, & their daughter, Eve (better known as the first mate). She's in luck - the Captain's Courageous, the Masterman's Ready, the Midshipman's Easy, and the cabin boy's name is Gripper 26 Dec 1989
There's Arthur Chemes - on his invitation it just says A. Chemes 26 Dec 1989
Mr & Mrs Bottlarum, & their daughter, Anna. Yoo hoo hoo Anna Bottlarum! 26 Dec 1989
The judge of the belly dancing competition has just arrived - he's here as an expert on navel ratings 26 Dec 1989
Edward Heath, and his lifelong friend who's always complaining, moaning Clyde 26 Dec 1989
Mr & Mrs Godownwiththeshipimoff, & their cowardly captain son, Hugh 26 Dec 1989
There's Captain Slogg 26 Dec 1989
Here's the food. Oh, it's lamb. Sheep ahoy! 26 Dec 1989
Dave E. Joneslocker (who's got a nasty attack of the roaring forties), being served by the Chinese waiter, Chang Hi Stopof. He's brought some unexpected food in - he's just shouted "Supplies. The main brace!" 26 Dec 1989
Mr & Mrs Zovait, & their son the policeman, P.C. Zovait 26 Dec 1989
The Israeli admiral, Morri Tania - he's been circumnavigated 26 Dec 1989
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School Days Ball

Mr & Mrs Dergarten, & their son, Ken 14 Jan 1989
From Sweden, Mr & Mrs Lesson, & their son, Lars 14 Jan 1989
Jim Shoes 14 Jan 1989
The Butterpuddings, & their disgusting son, Brendan 14 Jan 1989
Mr & Mrs Matics, & their daughter, Martha, and her friend, Algie Bra (who's very supportive), & his horse, Trigger Nometry 14 Jan 1989
The Beaks, & their son, Ed, and his mate, Ron 14 Jan 1989
Mr & Mrs Prefect, & their son, Ed, and Craven A. (that's his fag) 14 Jan 1989
Mr & Mrs Doverthisllhurtyoumorethanme, & their son, Ben 14 Jan 1989
One for Humph (in Latin) - The Atetona family, & their daughter, Florrie 14 Jan 1989
From The Last Of The Summer Term - Compo Rehensive 14 Jan 1989
Mr & Mrs Dupwhosaidthat, & their son, Stan, and his cat, Gotyourtongueboy 14 Jan 1989
Jim Nasium, with Wally Ball 14 Jan 1989
Mr & Mrs Bates, & their son...Nigel 14 Jan 1989
It's cabaret time - Acker Demic & His Jazz Band, and a choir of lumberjacks who'll be doing some logger rhythms for us 14 Jan 1989
Our Indian chums - Curry Culum & Curry Cula, and the Seikh Xthform 14 Jan 1989
There's Raoul Call 14 Jan 1989
Mr & Mrs Tard, & their son, Gus, and his friend, spotted Dick, who's been under the matron 14 Jan 1989
There's that evangelist and former actor, oral ex-ham 14 Jan 1989
Headmaster Mr. Life, who's very modern with his computer, mobile phone & fax machine - that's why he's called the Faxer Life 14 Jan 1989
Mr & Mrs Happiestdays, & their son, Arthur 14 Jan 1989
Harry Thmetic & his tot, Up 14 Jan 1989
There's Cap'n Gown 14 Jan 1989
Oh look - it's Holly Daytime 14 Jan 1989
...and Tim Table Kevin Hale
From America, Mr & Mrs Arboard, & their son, Mort Kevin Hale
Mr & Mrs Term, & their Cockney son, 'Arfur Kevin Hale
Mr & Mrs Dergarten, & their son, Ken 02 May 1989
From Sweden, Mr & Mrs Lesson, & their son, Lars 02 May 1989
Jim Shoes 02 May 1989
The Butterpuddings, & their disgusting son, Brendan 02 May 1989
Mr & Mrs Matics, & their daughter, Martha, and her friend, Algie Bra (who's very supportive), & his horse, Trigger Nometry 02 May 1989
and Craven A. (that's his fag) 02 May 1989
Mr & Mrs Doverthisllhurtyoumorethanme, & their son, Ben 02 May 1989
One for Humph (in Latin) - The Atetona family, & their daughter, Florrie 02 May 1989
From The Last Of The Summer Term - Compo Rehensive 02 May 1989
Mr & Mrs Dupwhosaidthat, & their son, Stan, and his cat, Gotyourtongueboy 02 May 1989
Jim Nasium, with Wally Ball 02 May 1989
Mr & Mrs Bates, & their son...Nigel 02 May 1989
It's cabaret time - Acker Demic & His Jazz Band, and a choir of lumberjacks who'll be doing some logger rhythms for us 02 May 1989
Our Indian chums - Curry Culum & Curry Cula, and the Seikh Xthform 02 May 1989
There's Raoul Call 02 May 1989
Mr & Mrs Tard, & their son, Gus, and his friend, spotted Dick, who's been under the matron 02 May 1989
Mr & Mrs Happiestdays, & their son, Arthur 02 May 1989
Harry Thmetic & his tot, Up 02 May 1989
There's Cap'n Gown 02 May 1989
Oh look - it's Holly Daytime 02 May 1989
Mr & Mrs Dergarten, & their son, Ken 15 Jan 1990
From Sweden, Mr & Mrs Lesson, & their son, Lars 15 Jan 1990
Jim Shoes 15 Jan 1990
The Butterpuddings, & their disgusting son, Brendan 15 Jan 1990
Mr & Mrs Matics, & their daughter, Martha, and her friend, Algie Bra (who's very supportive), & his horse, Trigger Nometry 15 Jan 1990
The Beaks, & their son, Ed, and his mate, Ron 15 Jan 1990
Mr & Mrs Prefect, & their son, Ed, and Craven A. (that's his fag) 15 Jan 1990
Mr & Mrs Doverthisllhurtyoumorethanme, & their son, Ben 15 Jan 1990
One for Humph (in Latin) - The Atetona family, & their daughter, Florrie 15 Jan 1990
From The Last Of The Summer Term - Compo Rehensive 15 Jan 1990
Mr & Mrs Dupwhosaidthat, & their son, Stan, and his cat, Gotyourtongueboy 15 Jan 1990
Jim Nasium, with Wally Ball 15 Jan 1990
Mr & Mrs Bates, & their son...Nigel 15 Jan 1990
It's cabaret time - Acker Demic & His Jazz Band, and a choir of lumberjacks who'll be doing some logger rhythms for us 15 Jan 1990
Our Indian chums - Curry Culum & Curry Cula, and the Seikh Xthform 15 Jan 1990
There's Raoul Call 15 Jan 1990
Mr & Mrs Tard, & their son, Gus, and his friend, spotted Dick, who's been under the matron 15 Jan 1990
There's that evangelist and former actor, oral ex-ham 15 Jan 1990
Headmaster Mr. Life, who's very modern with his computer, mobile phone & fax machine - that's why he's called the Faxer Life 15 Jan 1990
Mr & Mrs Happiestdays, & their son, Arthur 15 Jan 1990
Harry Thmetic & his tot, Up 15 Jan 1990
There's Cap'n Gown 15 Jan 1990
Oh look - it's Holly Daytime 15 Jan 1990
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School Teachers' Ball

Mr & Mrs Boys, & their son, Boswell B. 07 Aug 1975
Mr & Mrs Bus, & their rather oblique daughter, Rhom, along with their singing daughter from Liverpool, Cilla 07 Aug 1975
Please welcome a well educated family, Mr & Mrs O'Levels, & their son, Fife 07 Aug 1975
Mr & Mrs Chair, & their naughty son, who is a cane-bottomed Chair 07 Aug 1975
Mr & Mrs Inners, & their daughter, Freda 07 Aug 1975
Mr & Mrs Nometry, & their horse, Trigger 07 Aug 1975
Mr & Mrs Bra, & their son, Algy, & his German Grandma 07 Aug 1975
From Greece, Mr & Mrs Betagammadelta-epsilonzeta-etatheta, & their son, Alfie 07 Aug 1975
Mr & Mrs Nasticdisplayintheplaygroundatthree, & their son, Jim 07 Aug 1975
Mr & Mrs Tation, & their son, Dick 07 Aug 1975
Mr & Mrs Matics, & their rather posh daughter, Martha 07 Aug 1975
Mr & Mrs Tronsabitofagoer, & their lovely daughter, May 07 Aug 1975
Mr & Mrs Olidayinsupportofthequeensbirthday, & son, Arthur 07 Aug 1975
Mr & Mrs Ucation, & their soldier son, Private Ed Ucation, with his officer, Corporal Punishment 07 Aug 1975
Mr & Mrs Cate-Ofeducation, & their highly decorated cousin, General Sir Tiffy Cate-Ofeducation 07 Aug 1975
The Waswonontheplayingfieldsofetons, & their son, Walter Lou 06 Sep 1986
Wendy Bellgoes 06 Sep 1986
Please welcome a rather sickly couple, Mr Lesson & Mrs Games 06 Sep 1986
I was lucky enough to bump into Sir Raving-Loony and effect the following introduction: Sir Keith Joseph - Sir Raving-Loony 06 Sep 1986
From Spain, the Istoo family, and their cousins Juan & Juan 06 Sep 1986
From Germany, Herr Zupwhoknows, and his son, Hans 06 Sep 1986
Here's the woodwork class all dressed up as lumberjack dancers, doing their logger rhythms 06 Sep 1986
A teacher at the end of his tether, from Mongolia, Yul B. Thedeathofmee 06 Sep 1986
The sadistic Head & Assistant Head - Ben Dover, & I. Whackemdaily, and their cousin, Ivor Cane 06 Sep 1986
There's the biology master, Des Ectafrog, with his 'en, Ewty 06 Sep 1986
Mr & Mrs Pulfer, & their daughter, Anna Pulfer, the teacher 06 Sep 1986
There's Cap'n Gown - he's just got his C Levels 06 Sep 1986
From Nepal, the Ghurka family Tention, & their son, Indi, & his drunken girlfriend, Moll 'Tipply' Cation 06 Sep 1986
From Sweden, Lars Lesson & Hedda Skool, with Peda Gog 06 Sep 1986
...and the band are Mark Register & The Absents, who have replaced the advertised band, a German Oompah duet called Kurt Answers & Hans Upp 06 Sep 1986
Mr & Mrs Masters-Study, & their son, Ed
Mr & Mrs Bunn, & their pyromaniac son, known as the Bunn's son, 'Burner'
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Science Fiction Ball

Here's Sydney Poitier as The Dark Star 06 Aug 1979
Mr & Mrs Aville, & their son, Alf 06 Aug 1979
Here come the Triffids, & their son, Thadeus 06 Aug 1979
Here is our two thousand and oneth guest, Bill Oddie, who seems to be rather high on something - it's a spaced Oddie, see? 06 Aug 1979
Mr & Mrs Blastoff, with their large family, children Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven... 06 Aug 1979
Mr & Mrs Tinationmoon, & their son, Des 06 Aug 1979
Oh dear, there's Flash Gordon - Stop it! Stop it! - and Isaac Asimov as well! 06 Aug 1979
I've just had a John Wyndham-fall 06 Aug 1979
Mr & Mrs Vasionofthebodysnatchers, & their son, Ian 06 Aug 1979
It's cabaret time - Shirley Bassey, the screecher from the black lagoon 06 Aug 1979
Please welcome Dr. Gngidghkbhshbsm - Dr. who? - Exactly 06 Aug 1979
Mr & Mrs Tothecentreoftheearth, & their daughter, Jenny 06 Aug 1979
Over there, our surprise guest for the evening, Bob Hope...or is it Ella Fitzgerald? I can't quite see...it's either Bob or Ella 06 Aug 1979
There's Ann Droid, Mother Shipp, Lou Narmodule, Auntie Gravity, & their sister, Daft Ada 06 Aug 1979
There's Patrick Moore asking us all to watch out for Uranus 06 Aug 1979
Mr & Mrs Perman, & their daughter, Sue Kevin Hale
Mr & Mrs Meupscotty, & their daughter, Bea Kevin Hale
Mr & Mrs Theforcebewithyou, & their daughter, May Kevin Hale
From Sweden, Mr & Mrs Longandprosper, & their daughter, Liv Kevin Hale
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Scottish Ball

Mr & Mrs Strap, & their son, Hamish - Jock was held up Glasgow
07 Dec 1998
Mr & Mrs Baxter, & their incontinent dog, the Baxters' Cocker - Leakie Glasgow
07 Dec 1998
My friend Doris, & she's usually accompanied by someone from the medical profession, normally a large...oh no, it's just a wee Doc'n'Doris Glasgow
07 Dec 1998
Mr & Mrs Verness, & their unpopular son, Iain - it seems that for some reason people loath Iain Glasgow
07 Dec 1998
Mr & Mrs Johnbrownandqueenvictoriadid, & their daughter, Bet Glasgow
07 Dec 1998
Mr & Mrs Demicles, & their clarinet-playing son, Hamilton 'Acker' Glasgow
07 Dec 1998
Mr & Mrs Dothatoryourdead, & their daughter, Donna Glasgow
07 Dec 1998
Mr & Mrs Midlothian, & their son, Arthur - hello Arthur, Mother well? Glasgow
07 Dec 1998
Mr & Mrs O'Groats, & their daughter, Tracy Glasgow
07 Dec 1998
Mr & Mrs Bennetthowmuchlongeristhiswomenscurlinggoingonfor, & their son, Gordon Glasgow
07 Dec 1998
Delightful to see the Housemuirs, & their son, Stan Glasgow
07 Dec 1998
...and the Sideacademys, & their son, Kelvin Glasgow
07 Dec 1998
...as well as the Mountains family, & their grandfather, Gramp Ian Mountains Kevin Hale
Mr & Mrs Strap, & their son, Hamish - Jock was held up ISIHAC 6, Side 3
Mr & Mrs Baxter, & their incontinent dog, the Baxters' Cocker - Leakie ISIHAC 6, Side 3
My friend Doris, & she's usually accompanied by someone from the medical profession, normally a large...oh no, it's just a wee Doc'n'Doris ISIHAC 6, Side 3
Mr & Mrs Verness, & their unpopular son, Iain - it seems that for some reason people loath Iain ISIHAC 6, Side 3
Mr & Mrs Johnbrownandqueenvictoriadid, & their daughter, Bet ISIHAC 6, Side 3
Mr & Mrs Demicles, & their clarinet-playing son, Hamilton 'Acker' ISIHAC 6, Side 3
Mr & Mrs Dothatoryourdead, & their daughter, Donna ISIHAC 6, Side 3
Mr & Mrs Midlothian, & their son, Arthur - hello Arthur, Mother well? ISIHAC 6, Side 3
Mr & Mrs O'Groats, & their daughter, Tracy ISIHAC 6, Side 3
Mr & Mrs Bennetthowmuchlongeristhiswomenscurlinggoingonfor, & their son, Gordon ISIHAC 6, Side 3
Delightful to see the Housemuirs, & their son, Stan ISIHAC 6, Side 3
...and the Sideacademys, & their son, Kelvin ISIHAC 6, Side 3
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Scouts' & Guides' Camping Jamboree Ball

Mr & Mrs Prepared, & their daughter, Bea...she's got several Scouts Honour Westminster Theatre
22 Dec 1990
Mr & Mrs Vitch, & their daughter, Chloe, who loves it under Ken Vass Westminster Theatre
22 Dec 1990
Mr & Mrs O'Job, & their son, Bob - he must be American, he's eating a brownie. Oh no, he's got Cockney blood, he's drinking brown 'owl Westminster Theatre
22 Dec 1990
Please welcome John Nott and Granny Nott, with her sheep, Shank, and his Aunt, You-Embarrassedinthoselittleshorts Westminster Theatre
22 Dec 1990
Mr & Mrs Bennettnotgingangoolygoolygoolygoolywotcha-Again, & their son, Gordon Westminster Theatre
22 Dec 1990
There's camping Gazza... Westminster Theatre
22 Dec 1990
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Secret Service Ball

From Ethiopia, Haile Selassie, & his agent, Haile Suspicious 27 Sep 1986
Mr & Mrs Candagger, & their daughter, Chloe 27 Sep 1986
Mr & Mrs Tcase, & their daughter, Sue, but she's been stopped and they're examining her - they've discovered she's got a false bottom! 27 Sep 1986
From Russia, Uri Agent - he's a treas (or a mint spy) 27 Sep 1986
Mr & Mrs Rodot, & their son, Mike 27 Sep 1986
From India, Mr & Mrs Asylum, & their tiny son, wee Seikh Asylum 27 Sep 1986
Mr & Mrs Always-Swapemonthebridge, & their diminutive son, wee Ken 27 Sep 1986
...and even smaller, the carping theatrical critic, Jack Tinkertailorsoldierspy 27 Sep 1986
Here's Minnie Aturecamera, and Ian Visible-Ink 27 Sep 1986
Mr & Mrs Serviceliaisonofficer, & their daughter, Cybil 27 Sep 1986
From Spain, the agent O-O-Antonio, and his friend, Juan Falsemoveandyourdead 27 Sep 1986
There's Hector...Hello Hector...HELLO HECTOR - oh it's deaf Hector! 27 Sep 1986
Being closely watched by Special Branch, Mr & Mrs Tendency, & their daughter, Millicent 27 Sep 1986
The Dioscramblers, & their son, Ray 27 Sep 1986
Who let those dogs in? Come here Dick, Lassie, Fido, Kay... 27 Sep 1986
From Irish intelligence (a contradiction in terms), S.P. O'Nage, and a member of the nobility, Count Eresspionage 27 Sep 1986
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Security Services' Ball

There's Paddy Lock 19 May 1984
Chapman Pincher's brother, Doberman 19 May 1984
Originally from France, Monsieur Le Proof, who has moved to Germany and become a Berger - Berger Le Proof 19 May 1984
Also from Germany, Helmut Kohl & Hans Zupp, along with Hans Cuffs 19 May 1984
Moving into the world of espionage, the cousins Emma Five & Emma Six 19 May 1984
The Cockneys - Lord Tector & Lady Tector 19 May 1984
The musical Search family, & their son, conductor Search 19 May 1984
Ivor Coshdownmytrousers & Hugh Couldavfooledme 19 May 1984
Security with a song from Bananaramaplating 19 May 1984
There's Ivor Goldbrick & his bull, Ian 19 May 1984
Mr & Mrs Outfortheburglars, & their daughter, Alison, with her incredible combinations 19 May 1984
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Shakespearean Ball

Mr & Mrs Englandandsaintgeorge, & their son, Harry York
15 Nov 1999
Who's this reeling in?...oh, it's Andronicus. There's no-one quite as tight as Andronicus! York
15 Nov 1999
Mr & Mrs Ingdomforahorse, & their son, Mike York
15 Nov 1999
Mr & Mrs Creepsinthispettypacefromdaytodaytothelastsyllableofrecordedtime, & their three identically named daughters, Tamara and Tamara and Tamara York
15 Nov 1999
Mr & Mrs Softwhatlightthroughyonderwindowbreaks, & their son, Bert York
15 Nov 1999
Mr & Mrs Thefourthpartone, & their son, Derek York
15 Nov 1999
Mr & Mrs Arnia, & their big-breasted daughter, Tit York
15 Nov 1999
Mr & Mrs Dmeyourears, & their son, Len York
15 Nov 1999
Mr & Mrs Cleopatra, & their transvestite son, Antony Ann York
15 Nov 1999
From Russia, Mr & Mrs MacDuff, & their son, Leon York
15 Nov 1999
Mr & Mrs Summerbythissonofyork, & their maid, Gloria York
15 Nov 1999
Mr & Mrs Francis Bacon, & their copyright lawyer York
15 Nov 1999
From Wales, Nye - that's Nye Theraborrower, & his partner Nora Landerby York
15 Nov 1999
Mr Pooryorik, accompanied by a single girl York
15 Nov 1999
Mr & Mrs Demona, & their son, Des - for he's a jolly Othello York
15 Nov 1999
Mr & Mrs Arnot-Toby, & their son, Toby 24 Aug 1987
There's a whole crowd of little Russian girls over there - there's Tamara, and Tamara, and Tamara. Creeps! 24 Aug 1987
From Wales, there's Nye Theraborrower, & his girlfriend, Nora Lenderby 24 Aug 1987
Oh, look over there! There's George, who's been sent by Godfrey, Harry & Anne. That's why you can hear everybody cry "Godfrey, Harry, Anne sent George!" 24 Aug 1987
Pray welcome the Balls-Mylieges, & their son, Dennis 24 Aug 1987
There's someone very flashy - it's Bassanio. He's turned up in a Porsche 24 Aug 1987
It's cabaret time. There's a ballet dancer called Juliet Allot. She's a big girl, she's now known as Tutu Solidflesh 24 Aug 1987
It's time to announce the winner of the dancing competition. Now is the winner of our discotheque... 24 Aug 1987
I think that's Nonnie over there, I'll call her over. Hey, Nonnie! No! 24 Aug 1987
The entire ball has been costumed by Nathan's. There's been much ado about Nathan 24 Aug 1987
Oh, there's a Bi-election result just coming in...Loves! Labour's lost! 24 Aug 1987
There's two gatecrashers over there disguised as policewomen. Good heavens, it's Di & Fergie, the merry wives of Windsor 24 Aug 1987
I'd like to warn all the guests to guard their puddings and watch out for Autolycus, who's a 'Snapper up of unconsidered trifles'. Mind you, he's as tight as Andronicus 24 Aug 1987
Here are the Things, with their unfortunate son who always has such a rough time in Scandinavia - Sam Thing who's rotten in the State of Denmark 24 Aug 1987
& there's a Greek gentleman selling neckware - it's the Tie Man of Athens 24 Aug 1987
There's a Greek selling neckware - it's the Tie Man of Athens 24 Aug 1987
Here's Stratford Johns & an Avon lady. Good Lord! Stratford's on Avon - Stop that! 24 Aug 1987
Mr & Mrs Pooryorick, & their daughter, Alice 24 Aug 1987
Mr & Mrs Rhona, & their daughter, Minerva, who's said to be too soft and kind, which is why she's known as 'too gentle' Minerva Rhona. She's brought her dog. Out! Damn Spot! 24 Aug 1987
Mr & Mrs Comparetheetoasummersday, & their daughter, Shelley 24 Aug 1987
Mr & Mrs Theetoanunnery, & their daughter, Gert 24 Aug 1987
There's the Encrantz girl, Rose Encrantz I think. . No, no - it's a Rose by any other name 24 Aug 1987
Oh, look who I see in the corner. The light's bad...is it? Sir Toby Belch? Toby, or not Toby, that is the question. He's a little bit drunk, but he's not half as tight as Andronicus 10 Oct 1978
Mr & Mrs Softwhatlightthroughyonderwindowbreaks, & their son, Bert 10 Oct 1978
...with his agent, Issy Thisadagger 10 Oct 1978
Mr & Mrs Pooryorick, & their daughter, Alice 10 Oct 1978
John Cleese, & his son, Perry Cleese 10 Oct 1978
There's Mike Ingdomforahorse 10 Oct 1978
...closely followed by Stratford Johns & the Avon lady. They're just eating Cressida sandwiches 10 Oct 1978
All the way from South America, Mr & Mrs Smoreuntothebreachdearfriends, & their son, Juan 10 Oct 1978
There's a couple with no imagination: Mr & Mrs Orrow, & their triplet sons, Tom Orrow & Tom Orrow & Tom Orrow 10 Oct 1978
Why can't people buy British cars? There's Shilock and his Porsche 10 Oct 1978
There's Henry VI part 1, 2 and 3. Spent the evening shouting for a mistress quickly 10 Oct 1978
There's the Chinese inventor of the firework - Ban Kwow 10 Oct 1978
There's Brutus, splashing all over 10 Oct 1978
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Sporting Ball

Mr & Mrs Ballcoach, & their daughter, Annette Kevin Hale
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Sports Equipment Ball

The Yardballs, & their son, Bill 09 Jun 1984
Here's a novel occurence. There's the late Sir Arthur Conan Doyle holding an invitation that just says Arthur C. Doyle, with his daughter, Lynn 09 Jun 1984
Mr & Mrs Racquet, & their son, Dennis 09 Jun 1984
The Dimmup family, & their weedy son, Bill 09 Jun 1984
There's Jock Strap, with his inventor, Alfred Hitchcock - the master of suspense! 09 Jun 1984
That unpopular battery hen farmer, 'Bad' Minton, and his much travelled stud, known as 'Shuttle' cock 09 Jun 1984
Mr & Mrs Slay, & their ne'er-do-well son, 'downhill' Bob 09 Jun 1984
From Armenia, Mr & Mrs Onyourside, & their argumentative netball-playing daughter, Dolores 09 Jun 1984
Mr & Mrs Tintatouch, & their rugby-playing Maori daughter, Kiki 09 Jun 1984
There's Dai Vingboard 09 Jun 1984
There's Dracula - he makes a good bat 09 Jun 1984
Mr & Mrs Eebath, & their son from Texas, Earl 09 Jun 1984
The Russian snooker players - Ena Pocket & Inoff The Red 09 Jun 1984
ans|Mr & Mrs Yardcue, & their son, Bill, and his friend from Russia, Inov the Red 18 May 1973
ans|Mr & Mrs Beeleague, & their two sons, Matt & Rug 18 May 1973
ans|From Wimbledon, Mr & Mrs Championships, & their son, Dennis 18 May 1973
ans|From the gymnasium, Mr & Mrs Ontalbars, & their son, Horace 18 May 1973
ans|Mr & Mrs Letesfoot, & their son, Arthur 18 May 1973
ans|Mr & Mrs Dredmetressprint, & their son, Attila The Hun 18 May 1973
ans|Mr & Mrs Winks, & their drunken son, tiddly Winks 18 May 1973
ans|Mr & Mrs Manteeteerace, & their daughter, Isla 18 May 1973
ans|Mr & Mrs D'Stand, & their grandmother, Gran D'Stand 18 May 1973
ans|All the way from Scotland, Ma & Pa Ticthistle 18 May 1973
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Sportsmens' Ball

Mr & Mrs Yardcue, & their son, Bill, and his friend from Russia, Inov the Red 18 May 1973
Mr & Mrs Beeleague, & their two sons, Matt & Rug 18 May 1973
From Wimbledon, Mr & Mrs Championships, & their son, Dennis 18 May 1973
From the gymnasium, Mr & Mrs Ontalbars, & their son, Horace 18 May 1973
Mr & Mrs Letesfoot, & their son, Arthur 18 May 1973
Mr & Mrs Dredmetressprint, & their son, Attila The Hun 18 May 1973
Mr & Mrs Winks, & their drunken son, tiddly Winks 18 May 1973
Mr & Mrs Manteeteerace, & their daughter, Isla 18 May 1973
Mr & Mrs D'Stand, & their grandmother, Gran D'Stand 18 May 1973
All the way from Scotland, Ma & Pa Ticthistle 18 May 1973
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Stage, Screen & Radio Ball

Mr & Mrs R-Starringglendajackson, & their daughter, Elizabeth 27 Jun 1972
Mr & Mrs Ertislanddiscsintroducedasusualbyroyplomley, & their son, Des 27 Jun 1972
Mr & Mrs Orrowsworld, & their son, Tom 27 Jun 1972
Lord & Lady Boxjury, & their son, Duke Boxjury 27 Jun 1972
Mr & Mrs Icroundabaout, & their daughter, Madge 27 Jun 1972
The intellectuals - Mr & Mrs Snee, & their daughter, Clare 27 Jun 1972
Mr & Mrs Ordingstudio, & their son, Rick 27 Jun 1972
Mr David Jacobs & his good friend, Annie Questions 27 Jun 1972
Mr & Mrs Abeta, & their son, Alf 27 Jun 1972
From Ireland, Mr & Mrs O'Tape, & their cowboy son, Audy Kevin Hale
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Stockbrokers' Ball

Mr & Mrs Index, & their son, Nicky Newcastle
29 Nov 1997
Mr & Mrs Dingorder, & their son, Stan Newcastle
29 Nov 1997
Mr & Mrs Itcrash, & their son, Mark Newcastle
29 Nov 1997
Please welcome the Lancashire Voyeur - Phil the Looker Newcastle
29 Nov 1997
Mr & Mrs Rhymingslang, & their future son-in-law...a well-known Banker Newcastle
29 Nov 1997
Mr & Mrs Dingrates, & their debauched son, base Len Newcastle
29 Nov 1997
It's family night...here's Nat West & his children, Pep and Tessa Newcastle
29 Nov 1997
Mr Threadneedlestreet, & his old lady Newcastle
29 Nov 1997
Mr & Mrs Shore, & their adopted Russian son, Stasheditov Newcastle
29 Nov 1997
Over there, our flexible friends, Dow Jones and Nike Leeson playing footsie - queer as Coutts Newcastle
29 Nov 1997
All the way from Nigeria, Mr & Mrs Nbingley, & their son, Bradford Newcastle
29 Nov 1997
Mr & Mrs Bennettidontbelievethesebankcharges, & their son, Gordon Newcastle
29 Nov 1997
Mr & Mrs Ownsindex, & their recently widowed mother, the Dowager Newcastle
29 Nov 1997
All the way from Sweden, Över Draft & Lars Reminder, with their tribute to Abba National Newcastle
29 Nov 1997
All the way from Chard in Somerset, Chard Jecard Newcastle
29 Nov 1997
From Israel, Golder Card & their son, Master Card Newcastle
29 Nov 1997
Here's Hugh Nit-Trust and Ian Siderdealing
Mr & Mrs Dussafiver, & their son, Len Kevin Hale
It's cabaret time - we've got someone playing the frugal horn Kevin Hale
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Students' Ball

Mr & Mrs Technic, & their daughter, Polly 10 Apr 1982
Mr & Mrs Mater, & their daughter, Alma 10 Apr 1982
Mr & Mrs Dergraduate, & their son, Ern 10 Apr 1982
Mr & Mrs Versitycuts, & their daughter, the scandalous Una 10 Apr 1982
Mr & Mrs Smark, & their father, Pa Smark 10 Apr 1982
The Ology family - sons Phil & Archie, daughter Sue & her effervescent sister, Fizzie, and their friend, Ann Thropology 10 Apr 1982
More of the Ologys - Theo, & the one were worried about, Bi Ology 10 Apr 1982
Over there is Sammy Nar 10 Apr 1982
...and the large-chested Algie Bra 10 Apr 1982
Mr & Mrs Matics, & their clever daughter, advanced Martha Matics, & her horse, Trigger-Nometry 10 Apr 1982
Mr & Mrs Reticalphysics, & their daughter, Thea 10 Apr 1982
Mr & Mrs Riculturalcollege, & their daughter, Aggie 10 Apr 1982
Mr & Mrs Mentarycollege, & their daughter, Ella 10 Apr 1982
There are a lot of students here - they all came in a silly bus 10 Apr 1982
...and from Helsinki, Finnish Ingschool Kevin Hale
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