| As always, first to arrive...premature Beryl | Cambridge
07 Dec 1996 |
| Mr & Mrs Beloved, & their daughter, Dilly | Cambridge
07 Dec 1996 |
| Good grief! Please welcome a highly unusual sight - Mike Atherton with the ashes! | Cambridge
07 Dec 1996 |
| Mr & Mrs Mortis, & their dyslexic son, Roger | Cambridge
07 Dec 1996 |
| From Italy, Signor & Signora Droppadabox, & their daughter, Donna | Cambridge
07 Dec 1996 |
| Here's Neil, the putrefactic son of Mr & Mrs Realpyre - Phew!, Neil Realpyre | Cambridge
07 Dec 1996 |
| Mr & Mrs Mason, & their huge son, monumental | Cambridge
07 Dec 1996 |
| Mr & Mrs Reaper, & their son, Graeme, & he's brought his whore, Topsy | Cambridge
07 Dec 1996 |
| From Sweden, the Rites, & their son, Lars, with little diddy Di, & his son Sven | Cambridge
07 Dec 1996 |
| From Wales, Mr & Mrs Jones, & their cheeful son, happy Taff | Cambridge
07 Dec 1996 |
| Mr & Mrs Balmingfluid, & their daughter, Emma | Cambridge
07 Dec 1996 |
| The aristocrats are arriving now - Lord Reith, with Earl Fire & Dame Nation | Cambridge
07 Dec 1996 |
| It's cabaret time - the Chinese Stripper clad only in bra & sandals, Glee Ming, known to us all as Glee Ming Bra Sandals | Cambridge
07 Dec 1996 |
| Mr & Mrs Dictory (they've come in separate cars - his & hearse), & their daughter, Val E. | Cambridge
07 Dec 1996 |
| Dr Jekyll & Mr Formaldehyde | Cambridge
07 Dec 1996 |
| Mr & Mrs Missed, & their mournful son, sad Lee | Cambridge
07 Dec 1996 |
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