| From Ireland, Dermot Ologist, Mike Rosurgery, Eamonn Thesicklist & Sean Parts | 19 Oct 1987 |
| Mr & Mrs Sthetic, & their daughter, Anna, & her aunty, Septic | 19 Oct 1987 |
| From Wales, Di Agnosis, Win Deetum & Morgan Transplant | 19 Oct 1987 |
| From Scandinavia, Lars Toplast, & his pet hippo, Craticoath | 19 Oct 1987 |
| Oh, there's Sue Positry - she's going up in the world! | 19 Oct 1987 |
| Here's Reggie Strar & Des Infectant | 19 Oct 1987 |
| There's Dr. Watson nursing Holmes. What's the trouble Holmes? - Alimentary, my dear Watson | 19 Oct 1987 |
| Here come the Appliances, & their son, Sir Jekyll, with his collie, Wobbles | 19 Oct 1987 |
| Don't leave the aspirins by the bird cage - the parrots eat 'em all! | 19 Oct 1987 |
| Someone's just caught a streptomouse, in that trap you catch streptomice in. Give him mouse-to-mouse immediately | 19 Oct 1987 |
| Mr & Mrs Umenema, & their son, Barry | 19 Oct 1987 |
| Sir Osis-of-the-Liver, Sir Gerry Hours, & Prof. E. Lactic | 19 Oct 1987 |
| Mr & Mrs Roids, & their daughter, Emma, with their friend, farmer Giles | 19 Oct 1987 |
| Mr & Mrs Zeensinthewaitingroom, & their ten-year-old, Maggie | 19 Oct 1987 |
| It's cabaret time - with Dame Kiri Opodist, some Tunisian balancers...they're a sort of Affro dizzy act, & a canary that does impressions of a doctor...a chirpy-chirpy-GP-GP | 19 Oct 1987 |
| From Ireland, Dermot Ologist, Mike Rosurgery, Eamonn Thesicklist & Sean Parts | ISIHAC 1, Side 1 |
| Mr & Mrs Sthetic, & their daughter, Anna, & her aunty, Septic | ISIHAC 1, Side 1 |
| From Wales, Di Agnosis, Win Deetum & Morgan Transplant | ISIHAC 1, Side 1 |
| From Scandinavia, Lars Toplast, & his pet hippo, Craticoath | ISIHAC 1, Side 1 |
| Oh, there's Sue Positry - she's going up in the world! | ISIHAC 1, Side 1 |
| Here's Reggie Strar & Des Infectant | ISIHAC 1, Side 1 |
| There's Dr. Watson nursing Holmes. What's the trouble Holmes? - Alimentary, my dear Watson | ISIHAC 1, Side 1 |
| Here come the Appliances, & their son, Sir Jekyll, with his collie, Wobbles | ISIHAC 1, Side 1 |
| Don't leave the aspirins by the bird cage - the parrots eat 'em all! | ISIHAC 1, Side 1 |
| Someone's just caught a streptomouse, in that trap you catch streptomice in. Give him mouse-to-mouse immediately | ISIHAC 1, Side 1 |
| Mr & Mrs Umenema, & their son, Barry | ISIHAC 1, Side 1 |
| Sir Osis-of-the-Liver, Sir Gerry Hours, & Prof. E. Lactic | ISIHAC 1, Side 1 |
| Mr & Mrs Roids, & their daughter, Emma, with their friend, farmer Giles | ISIHAC 1, Side 1 |
| Mr & Mrs Zeensinthewaitingroom, & their ten-year-old, Maggie | ISIHAC 1, Side 1 |
| It's cabaret time - with Dame Kiri Opodist, some Tunisian balancers...they're a sort of Affro dizzy act, & a canary that does impressions of a doctor...a chirpy-chirpy-GP-GP | ISIHAC 1, Side 1 |
| Mr & Mrs Tingtable, & their one-legged son, 'Hopper' Ray | Selina Craze |
| Mr & Mrs Ture, & their daughter, Sue | Selina Craze |
| Mr & Mrs Arythrombosis, & their daughter, Corinne | Selina Craze |
| Mr & Mrs Sthetic, & their daughter, Annie | 23 May 1972 |
| Mr & Mrs Dinderhead, & their son, Col | 23 May 1972 |
| Uncle Biotic, & Aunty Biotic | 23 May 1972 |
| Mr & Mrs Ache, & their son, Tommy | 23 May 1972 |
| Mr & Mrs Sillin, & their daughter, Penelope | 23 May 1972 |
| Mr & Mrs Owen Agnosis, & their son...Emrys | 23 May 1972 |
| From Africa Mr & Mrs Ncologicalward, & their English educated son, Guy | 23 May 1972 |
| Farmer Giles, & his chicken, Pox | 23 May 1972 |
| Mr & Mrs Ritis, & their son, Arthur | 23 May 1972 |
| Mr & Mrs Ficiallimb, & their son, Artie | 23 May 1972 |
| Mr & Mrs Chitis, & their posh son, Brian | 23 May 1972 |
| Mr & Mrs Diographer, & their son, Ray | 23 May 1972 |
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