| The late Greta Garbo, who wants to be a lawn | London 04 Dec 1993
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  | Who's that nasty Russian police informer? - it's Keepov the grass | London 04 Dec 1993
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  | Mr & Mrs Barrow, & their son, Will | London 04 Dec 1993
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  | What ho! I don't know his name but he's a snobby art lover - a haughty culturalist | London 04 Dec 1993
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  | Mr & Mrs Cobean, & their son, Harry | London 04 Dec 1993
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  | Mr & Mrs Radicator, & their son, 'Slugger' | London 04 Dec 1993
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  | Mr & Mrs Stallone, & their sons, Rockery 1, Rockery 2... | London 04 Dec 1993
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  | Chris Anthemum & his Aunty, Rhinum | London 04 Dec 1993
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  | Mr & Mrs O'Furniture, & their daughter, Patty | London 04 Dec 1993
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  | Mr & Mrs Tritus, & their daughter, Bo (it's a tomato fungus apparently!!) | London 04 Dec 1993
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  | Here come a load of Sun journalists - that should help the roses | 07 Jan 1989 | 
  | The Dendrons, & their daughter, Thora...Rhoda couldn't come | 07 Jan 1989 | 
  | Patrick Mower & Hover Gardner, and Patrick Mower's brother, Lorne, with Graeme Garden | 07 Jan 1989 | 
  | Al Ottment | 07 Jan 1989 | 
  | Henry Sprinkler, with his man, Ure | 07 Jan 1989 | 
  | Who is that backing into the limelight murmuring "Hello, good evening, and welcome?" Oh, it's just what we don't need - an early frost | 07 Jan 1989 | 
  | ...he's talking to Hedge Gutteridge, who's just been showing his privets | 07 Jan 1989 | 
  | Who's that over there? Oh, hiya Cynth! | 07 Jan 1989 | 
  | Russell Sprout & his collie, Flower, and his other dog, Daisy - he's been spayed (by himself - Daisy pulled it off!). A dog called Daisy - that's a non secateur | 07 Jan 1989 | 
  | Welcome Archbishop Runcie, who is here with some little device to spray on lettuces - lettuce spray | 07 Jan 1989 | 
  | Sandy Soil's here with Pete, and his aunty, Rhinum | 07 Jan 1989 | 
  | ...and George Bush | 07 Jan 1989 | 
  | Mr & Mrs Pasgrass, & their daughter, Pam | 07 Jan 1989 | 
  | Mr & Mrs Cobean, & their son, Harry | 07 Jan 1989 | 
  | ...Iain Parsley | 07 Jan 1989 | 
  | Here come the stars of I'm Sorry I 'll Weed That Again | 07 Jan 1989 | 
  | Nat King Coleslaw | 07 Jan 1989 | 
  | Mr & Mrs Anthus, & their daughter, Polly | Kevin Hale | 
  | From Wales, Lilly of the Valleys | Kevin Hale | 
  | Here come a load of Sun journalists - that should help the roses | 25 Apr 1989 | 
  | The Dendrons, & their daughter...Thora. Rhoda couldn't come | 25 Apr 1989 | 
  | Patrick Mower & Hover Gardner | 25 Apr 1989 | 
  | Patrick Mower's brother...Lorne | 25 Apr 1989 | 
  | Graeme Garden | 25 Apr 1989 | 
  | ...and Al Otment, with his man, Ure | 25 Apr 1989 | 
  | Who's that backing into the limelight murmuring "Hello, Good evening & Welcome?" It's just what we don't need - an early Frost | 25 Apr 1989 | 
  | He's talking to Hedge Gutterige, who's just been showing his privets | 25 Apr 1989 | 
  | Who's that over there? Oh, hiya Cynth | 25 Apr 1989 | 
  | Russell Sport, & his Collie...Flower, and his other dog, Daisy - he's been spayed (by himself - Daisy pulled it off!). A dog called Daisy? That's a non-secateur | 25 Apr 1989 | 
  | Archbishop Runcie who is here with some little device to spray on lettuces - lettuce spray | 25 Apr 1989 | 
  | Sandy Soil's here with Pete, and his Aunty Rhinum | 25 Apr 1989 | 
  | There's George Bush | 25 Apr 1989 | 
  | Let's make it one for the dibber | 25 Apr 1989 | 
  | Mr & Mrs Pasgras, & their daughter...Pam | 25 Apr 1989 | 
  | Mr & Mrs Cobean, & their son...Harry | 25 Apr 1989 | 
  | Iain Parsley | 25 Apr 1989 | 
  | Here come the stars if I'm Sorry, I'll Weed That Again | 25 Apr 1989 | 
  | Nat King Coleslaw | 25 Apr 1989 | 
  | Mr & Mrs Dendron, and their daughter, Rhoda. What ho! | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006
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  | Mr & Mrs Aceousborder, and their son, Herb | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006
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  | [ Mr & Mrs Inggardengnomesisontheincrease, and their son, Nick Not broadcast] | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006
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  | [ Here's my younger brother. Have you met our kid? That's sweet William Not broadcast] | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006
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  | [ Mr & Mrs Lips from Holloand, that's two Lips from Amsterdam Not broadcast] | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006
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  | Mr & Mrs Path, and their diminutive daugher, wee Dee | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006
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  | Here'sCynthia Payne - Hiya Cynth! | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006
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  | The Mothers' Union with Chris Evans, that's Chris and the mums | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006
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  | [ It's the young master Ingnettles & his pop-star father, Sting Not broadcast] | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006
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  | [ There's Mrs Drangea - Hi Drangea Not broadcast] | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006
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  | [ Don't look now, there's a couple on the verge! Not broadcast] | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006
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  | [ Mr & Mrs O'Furniture, and their daughter, Pattie, and her friends Dec Chair and Ant Hill Not broadcast] | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006
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  | [ It's cabaret time with two literally late arrivals -Flora & Paul Robson, who'll be singing Old Man Dibber Not broadcast] | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006
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  | There's Graeme Garden in his garden gaitors, now that's a proper gaitor. | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006
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  | From China Mr & Mrs Basket, and their son, Hang Ying | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006
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  | [ Mr Daniel David Lion, better known as Dan D. Lion Not broadcast] | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006
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  | [ Mr & Mrs Ofthevalley, and their daughter, Iris Not broadcast] | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006
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  | [ There's Fern Britton with Con Servatory Not broadcast] | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006
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  | Also from China Mr & Mrs Willow, and their tiny son, wee Ping | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006
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  | Will you welcome Greta Garbo. Don't bother her, she wants to be a lawn. | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006
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  | [ Mr & Mrs Schippings, and their son, Lou Not broadcast] | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006
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  | [ Mrs Trellis from North Wales, straight from her fencing class, accompanied by Alan Whicker Not broadcast] | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006
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  | [ Mr & Mrs Ningshears, and their daughter, Prudence Not broadcast] | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006
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  | Mr & Mrs Nightshade, and their late son, dead Lee | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006
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  | [ Mr & Mrs Erry, and their daughter, Shrub, their son, Rock, and their boarder Not broadcast] | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006
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  | [ Mr & Mrs Cotbean, and their son, Harry Not broadcast] | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006
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  | [ Mr & Mrs Neverreturnedthelawnmower, and their son, Hugh Not broadcast] | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006
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  | Mr & Mrs Steep, and their aged relative from Yorkshire, Compo | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006
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  | I'm ready to throw in the trowel! | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006
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  | Aye aye, That's shallot | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006
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  | Mr & Mrs Bennettlookatthesizeofthatcucumber, and their son, Gordon | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006
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  | A very popular visitor at these balls,Alastair Cooke, with some lettuce from America | 03 Sep 1979 | 
  | Not often you get a Dickensian character, but here comesthe man Uriah Heap | 03 Sep 1979 | 
  | Here's the Incredible Hulk. I see he's got greenfly | 03 Sep 1979 | 
  | Sir Prise Pea | 03 Sep 1979 | 
  | Cubby Brocolli and Jasper Carrott | 03 Sep 1979 | 
  | Lorne Green, Partick Mower and Kate Bush | 03 Sep 1979 | 
  | ...and Graeme Garden | 03 Sep 1979 | 
  | There's Florrie Bunda | 03 Sep 1979 | 
  | Look at Sam Spade over there. He's quietened down - he used to be a bit of a rake you know. Hoe Hoe Hoe!! | 03 Sep 1979 | 
  | There's the lovely Cynthia - Hiya Cynth! She grows on you. | 03 Sep 1979 | 
  | There's Harry Coe - Hello old bean! | 03 Sep 1979 | 
  | Welcome return of a popular favourite - the Lady of Shallot | 03 Sep 1979 | 
  | Mr & Mrs Donions, and their clever daughter, 'Sage' Ann | 03 Sep 1979 | 
  | Grannie Smith and her dog, Rose, and her cat, Mint, and her crab, Apple | 03 Sep 1979 | 
  | ...closeley followed by the McSpreadings | 03 Sep 1979 | 
  | There's Des Siduoustree, and Connie Fir, and her Auntie Rhinum | 03 Sep 1979 | 
  | There's Walter Incan | 03 Sep 1979 | 
  | I love books. I can buy a book from the garden centre I always go and say: Oliver Hardy Annual | 03 Sep 1979 | 
  | Stan Laurelbush | 03 Sep 1979 | 
  | There's Ivy creeping up the wall | 03 Sep 1979 | 
  | ...no, that's Rhoda Dendron | 03 Sep 1979 | 
  | Mr & Mrs Creeper, and their daughter, Virginia | Kevin Hale | 
  | Here come a load of Sun journalists - that should help the roses | 13 Jan 1990 | 
  | The Dendrons, & their daughter, Thora...Rhoda couldn't come | 13 Jan 1990 | 
  | Patrick Mower & Hover Gardner, and Patrick Mower's brother, Lorne, with Graeme Garden | 13 Jan 1990 | 
  | Al Ottment | 13 Jan 1990 | 
  | Henry Sprinkler, with his man, Ure | 13 Jan 1990 | 
  | Who is that backing into the limelight murmuring "Hello, good evening, and welcome?" Oh, it's just what we don't need - an early frost | 13 Jan 1990 | 
  | ...he's talking to Hedge Gutteridge, who's just been showing his privets | 13 Jan 1990 | 
  | Who's that over there? Oh, hiya Cynth! | 13 Jan 1990 | 
  | Russell Sprout & his collie, Flower, and his other dog, Daisy - he's been spayed (by himself - Daisy pulled it off!). A dog called Daisy - that's a non secateur | 13 Jan 1990 | 
  | Welcome Archbishop Runcie, who is here with some little device to spray on lettuces - lettuce spray | 13 Jan 1990 | 
  | Sandy Soil's here with Pete, and his aunty, Rhinum | 13 Jan 1990 | 
  | ...and George Bush | 13 Jan 1990 | 
  | Mr & Mrs Pasgrass, & their daughter, Pam | 13 Jan 1990 | 
  | Mr & Mrs Cobean, & their son, Harry | 13 Jan 1990 | 
  | ...Iain Parsley | 13 Jan 1990 | 
  | Here come the stars of I'm Sorry I 'll Weed That Again | 13 Jan 1990 | 
  | Nat King Coleslaw | 13 Jan 1990 |