The ISIHAC
Late Arrivals Page - Letter A

Last Updated
17 Feb 2013


Balls:

Advertizers' Ball Americans' Ball
Anatomists' Ball Archæologists' Ball
Aristocrats' Ball Artists' Ball
Astronauts' Ball Astronomers' Ball
Australian Ball


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Advertizers' Ball

There's an early arrival here, the Philips family...simply years ahead 27 Aug 1979
Mr & Mrs Bianco, & their little mother, Ma 'Teeny' Bianco 27 Aug 1979
Miss Dean here has just done the whole of Hamlet in 3½ minutes...nothing acts faster than Anna Dean 27 Aug 1979
All the way from Sweden, Mr & Mrs Topportunitytocashinonthiswonderfuloffer, & their son, Lars 27 Aug 1979
There's a great group to entertain you - Sir Robert Mark & the Retreads 27 Aug 1979
Mr & Mrs Tuckyfriedchicken, & their son, Ken, and two of his mates, camp 'Arry & Murray Mints 27 Aug 1979
Here come the Withthewoolwiches, with their son, Noah M. Withthewoolwich 27 Aug 1979
Oh dear, Bill Stickers is being taken out for stealing the silver. I'm afraid Bill Stickers will be prosecuted 27 Aug 1979
Mr & Mrs Changenmart, & their son, Xavier, known to us all as X. Changenmart 27 Aug 1979
Mr & Mrs Lautomatic, & their son, Percy 27 Aug 1979
Over there, a touch of class, the Distains family, & their daughter, Ann. Of course, that's the Ann Destains we don't talk about 27 Aug 1979
There's Ma Goodness & Ma Guinness - a stout couple 27 Aug 1979
A naval friend, the well known sailor Goodsact 27 Aug 1979
Mr & Mrs Ofyourwoolworths-Storetoday, & their daughter, Wanda - that's THE Wanda Ofyourwoolworths-Storetoday 27 Aug 1979
There's small Ed 27 Aug 1979
Mr & Mrs Nhousewiveseveryday, & their daughter, Amelia Nhousewiveseveryday, with their Peke Upacanabeansandsay, and Bea Nsmeansheinz Kevin Hale and
27 Aug 1979
'Ello, 'ello, 'ello, Who's this then? Oh, it's PC Worldsale Kevin Hale
Mr & Mrs Board, & their son, Bill Kevin Hale
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Americans' Ball

A large Red Indian party have arrived: there's Shy Ann; Sweet Sioux; Sitting Bull & his wife, Lying Cow. No wonder he's in a state - he's got poor knees and a patchy complexion. They all came in a bus you know, and there's a clear sign outside 'No Cochise' 05 Oct 1987
Ava Gardner, & Ava Niceday 05 Oct 1987
Cybil Rights, & her Irish cousin, Bill O'Rights 05 Oct 1987
From Chinatown, that Oriental-American artist, Yang-Kee Doodle 05 Oct 1987
The Sburgaddresses, & their daughter, Betty 05 Oct 1987
Mr & Mrs Onmymind, & their American 'sloany' yuppy son, George 'Ya' Onmymind 05 Oct 1987
Mr & Mrs Ho, & their daughter, Ida 05 Oct 1987
There's Ken Tucky, Mary Land, Minnie Sota, Phil Adelphia, & their Cockney immigrant son, 'Arry Zona 05 Oct 1987
Mr & Mrs Vanation, & their daughter, Bertha 05 Oct 1987
From New York, Mr & Mrs Bye of Broadway, & their daughter, Talula 05 Oct 1987
Ma Speech (that's Freda 'Ma' Speech) 05 Oct 1987
Lee Fliberty and Percy Uteofhappiness 05 Oct 1987
...followed by a rather effeminate Father Christmas - that's Santa Fay 05 Oct 1987
All the way from Mexico - José.
I'm over here!
José, can't you see? By Dawn Searlylight
05 Oct 1987
It's cabaret time - the band leader is the great Artie Shaw (he's been around a bit - known to us all as 'Sin Sin' Artie). In the band are Big Mack & Ruth Beer, Walter Gate & Irene Gate...there'll be a few questions asked! Who's left these false teeth all over the table?...What a mass of chew sets 05 Oct 1987
Mable Syrup 05 Oct 1987
There's that witch - Etaw, who crossed the Delaware with George Washington and got a ferry at the bottom of her garden 05 Oct 1987
Mr & Mrs Ware, & their daughter, Della, with her new Jersey Kevin Hale
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Anatomists' Ball

Mr & Mrs Bones, & their distinguished relative, Dame Bones 16 Sep 1975
Mr & Mrs Turedspleen, & their son, Rupert 16 Sep 1975
Mr & Mrs Dmuscle, & their son, Paul, & his friend, Bruce Tendon 16 Sep 1975
Mr & Mrs Leestendon, & their trad, clarinet playing son, Acker 16 Sep 1975
Mr & Mrs Eebutton, & their daughter, Belle 16 Sep 1975
Mr & Mrs Neys, & their kid Neys 16 Sep 1975
Mr & Mrs Broken, & their tiny, criminal son, little 'Fingers' 16 Sep 1975
From Scotland, Mr & Mrs Neefromaslippeddisc, & their daughter, Aggie 16 Sep 1975
Here are Emma Roids & Tom Sils 16 Sep 1975
Oh, and there's Fanny Bone, with her Uncle Joint 16 Sep 1975
Mr & Mrs Tals, & their daughter from down under, Jenny Kevin Hale
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Archæologists' Ball

Mr & Mrs Remains, & their religiously-inclined son, priest Oric 28 May 1973
Mr & Mrs Dactyl, & their son, Terry, & his pal, E.O.Lithicage 28 May 1973
From Africa, Mr & Mrs Nkamen, & their ballet-dancing daughter, Tutu, & her mummy 28 May 1973
Mr & Mrs Isationwithkennethclarke, & their daughter, Sybil 28 May 1973
From up North, Mr & Mrs Swall, & their son, Adrian with their Roman friends, Mr & Mrs Aicfloor, & their old man, Moses 28 May 1973
Mr & Mrs Sergreekurn, & their son, Watt 28 May 1973
...and Gerald Ponsonby, who was butler to several medieval monarchs, who in his time became known as the valet of the Kings 28 May 1973
Another visitor - Sutton
Sutton who?
28 May 1973
Mr & Mrs Saur, & their daughter, Dinah 28 May 1973
Mr & Mrs Tsauraus, & their daughter, Eleanor Bron 28 May 1973
Mr & Mrs Moth, & their mother, affectionately known as Ma Moth 28 May 1973
Mr & Mrs Canth, & their daughter, Celia 28 May 1973
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Aristocrats' Ball

Mr & Mrs Tility, & their daughter, Jen 12 Sep 1978
Mr & Mrs Stocracy, & their son, 'Arry 12 Sep 1978
Mr & Mrs Brooke-Taylor, & their son, Tim 12 Sep 1978
Mr & Mrs Nationrobes, & their daughter, Cora 12 Sep 1978
Here's the Duke Arumere-Often 12 Sep 1978
Lord & Lady Yourluckystars, & their son, Count Yourluckystars 12 Sep 1978
Mr & Mrs Speerage, & their son, who's a bit of a berk 12 Sep 1978
...and Pat Rician, and Olly Garchy 12 Sep 1978
...and the Lord Ismay-Shepherd 12 Sep 1978
Please welcome Lord Elpus & Baron Landscape 12 Sep 1978
Mr & Mrs Wiss, & their son, Mark 12 Sep 1978
Mr & Mrs Ness, & their daughter, Marcia 12 Sep 1978
At the piano, from the west coast of Africa, the Errol of Ghana 12 Sep 1978
Lord & Lady Farout, & their tiny son, the Right Hon. baby Farout 12 Sep 1978
Mr & Mrs Esty, & their daughter, Madge 12 Sep 1978
Mr & Mrs Blishment, & their son, Esther 12 Sep 1978
Mr & Mrs Zlist, & their daughter, Honor 12 Sep 1978
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Artists' Ball

Roaring in on a motorbike, it's Easel Kneasel, with his pal Ette 05 Sep 1978
Mr & Mrs Madder, & their daughter, Rose, and her pig, Ment 05 Sep 1978
From Greece, a gentleman who not so much paints, as daubs, known as 'Dauber the Greek' 05 Sep 1978
All the way from the southern states of America, Mr & Mrs Trait, & their father, Por Trait 05 Sep 1978
Here with the ladies and gents, Two Loos Lautrec to do some impressions for us, with his driver, Van Gogh 05 Sep 1978
Here come a group of people dressed up as parcels & letters? - The post impressionists 05 Sep 1978
Before the grand draw takes place, the Mayor will ignite the bonfire; this is marked in your programmes as the Pre-Raffle Light 05 Sep 1978
The raffle will be drawn by Renny Sance and Lance Cape 05 Sep 1978
Mr & Mrs Ist, & their son Edward Lionel, who was recently knighted, Sir E.L. Ist, and his Dada 05 Sep 1978
Mr & Mrs Tomicaldrawing, & their daughter, Anna, with their Peke, Asso 05 Sep 1978
A long line of intoxicants - the cue pisseds. Isn't that Pizzaro with them? 05 Sep 1978
Mr & Mrs Colours, who are descended from that well-known eighteenth century painter, Walter. "Alright, we'll go quietly, Constable" 05 Sep 1978
Mr & Mrs Caturist, & their daughter, Carrie 05 Sep 1978
From Turkey, the turk Wassie Blue 05 Sep 1978
Mr & Mrs Nsborough, & their daughter, Gay Kevin Hale
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Astronauts' Ball

Mr & Mrs Chingpad, & their son, Lorne 25 Jun 1973
Mr & Mrs Haveliftoff, & their diminutive son, wee Haveliftoff 25 Jun 1973
Mr & Mrs Secondstoblastoff, & their Scottish son, Fife 25 Jun 1973
Mr & Mrs Narrmodule, & their son, Lou 25 Jun 1973
From Africa, Mr & Mrs Ncontrol, & their Russian-born son, Mischa 25 Jun 1973
Mr & Mrs Ncontrolhooston, & their transexual son from France, Miss Jean 25 Jun 1973
Mr & Mrs Zero, & all their children - Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven... 25 Jun 1973
Mr & Mrs Eggs, & their son who's sat on ten, and broken them all 25 Jun 1973
Mr & Mrs Pticalorbit, & their daughter, Ellie 25 Jun 1973
Mr & Mrs Cohen, & their Jewish and proud of it son, Nose Cohen 25 Jun 1973
Mr & Mrs Downproceedingaccordingtoschedule, & their titled son, Count Downproceedingaccordingtoschedule 25 Jun 1973
Mr & Mrs Ness, & their daughter, who works in a Chinese restaurant, waitress Ness 25 Jun 1973
Mr & Mrs Roydbelt, & their daughter, Esther 25 Jun 1973
Mr & Mrs Lock, & their cousin from Germany, Herr Lock 25 Jun 1973
A collection of stars - Mr & Mrs Dromeda, & their daughter, Ann, & their pets, the Great Bear, & their dog, Starr 25 Jun 1973
Mr & Mrs Satellite, & their cousin from America, Earl E.Bird 25 Jun 1973
Mr & Mrs Ncanals, & their daughter, Marsha 25 Jun 1973
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Astronomers' Ball

Mr & Mrs Azer, & their nudist daughter, stark Azer, sometimes known as the Great Bare (d?)
20 Mar 1977
Mr & Mrs Onsoflightyearsaway, & their daughter, Millie (d?)
20 Mar 1977
Mr & Mrs Lobservatoryatgreenwich, & their son, Roy (d?)
20 Mar 1977
Wandering lonely as a cloud, the short sighted dwarf, J.Arthur Jodrell-Bank (d?)
20 Mar 1977
From Wales, Mr & Mrs Leebody, & their son, Evan (d?)
20 Mar 1977
Mr & Mrs System, & their daughter, Stella, who with her heavenly body, is the current Miss Universe (d?)
20 Mar 1977
From Ireland, Mr & Mrs O'Centauri, & their son, Alf (d?)
20 Mar 1977
Don't forget the Irish Stew - it's meaty alright (d?)
20 Mar 1977
Mr & Mrs Cope, & their son, Horace (d?)
20 Mar 1977
It's cabaret time - Mr William Haley & his Comets (d?)
20 Mar 1977
Mr & Mrs Escope, & their son, Terry, who likes to be known as Tel (d?)
20 Mar 1977
Mr & Mrs Areeclipse, & their son, Sol Kevin Hale
Mr & Mrs Dromeda, & their daughter, Ann Kevin Hale
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Australian Ball

Mr & Mrs Operahouse, & their daughter...Adelaide, & her sister Barbie Brighton
28 Jun 1997
Mr & Mrs Jingpom, & their daughter, Winn Brighton
28 Jun 1997
Crashing through the windows comes the Australian SAS - they're trained in Unarmed Wombat Brighton
28 Jun 1997
A big welcome for Rolf Harris & his friend Heime Kangaroodownsport, & the Doolittle Boys Brighton
28 Jun 1997
Mr & Mrs Naway, & their son, Homer Brighton
28 Jun 1997
Mr & Mrs O'Reef, & their wonderful son, great Barry Brighton
28 Jun 1997
Mr & Mrs Samatosiscuredtherabbitproblem, & their son, Mick Brighton
28 Jun 1997
Mr & Mrs Neverdiedhejustlosthismemory, & their son, Harold Brighton
28 Jun 1997
Put your hands together for a load of cobbers...our mates Tim Brooke-Taylor, Graeme Garden & Bill Oddie - The Goodays Brighton
28 Jun 1997
It's cabaret time - a gala event with our compere, Bruce, featuring Gerry & his crocodile Eric...did Gerry do well? Brighton
28 Jun 1997
The all-girl group, the Spice Invaders - they're not the real Spice Girls, they're just wallabees Brighton
28 Jun 1997
Oh...Matilda's just waltzed in! Brighton
28 Jun 1997
Mr & Mrs Newzealandneverheardofit, & their son, Wes Brighton
28 Jun 1997
Lord & Lady Darwin, & their cricketting son, Sir Vivalofthefirsttest Brighton
28 Jun 1997
Mr & Mrs Dyaexpectcorksonmehat, & their son, Watt Brighton
28 Jun 1997
Mr & Mrs Ample, & their lager-swilling son, Forex Brighton
28 Jun 1997
Mr & Mrs Backspiderinthedunnyrunlikehell, & their son, Red Brighton
28 Jun 1997
Mr & Mrs Fosters, & their daughter, Tina, with her boyfriend, David Frostie Brighton
28 Jun 1997
Mr & Mrs Nercellblockaich, & their daughter, Priscilla Brighton
28 Jun 1997
Mr & Mrs Kelly, & their son, Ned - He's got a tinny on his head! Brighton
28 Jun 1997
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