The ISIHAC
Late Arrivals Page - Letter B

Last Updated
17 Feb 2013


Balls:

Bakers' Ball BBC & ITV Ball
Beauticians' Ball Big Gamehunters' Ball
Booksellers' Ball Broadcasting Ball
Builders' Ball Butchers' Ball


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Bakers' Ball

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BBC & ITV Ball

Mr & Mrs Ceecharter, & their daughter, Bibi 29 Jul 1975
Here are the Innit-theatres, & their son, Sir Tim 29 Jul 1975
Mr & Mrs Bennettnotanotherflamingpartypoliticalbroadcast, & their son, Gordon 29 Jul 1975
Mr & Mrs Ory, & their hermaphrodite child, Jack Anne 29 Jul 1975
Mr & Mrs Britain, & their son, Brian F., the Rhonda-Britain quins, their illegitimate son, Master Mind, and their Israeli friend, Topol de Form 29 Jul 1975
Mr & Mrs ITV-for-Godsake, & their son, a Sherlock Holmes fan, Watson 29 Jul 1975
Mr & Mrs New, & their children, Gloria, Humphrey, Fred, Arbuthnot, Jessica and little baby Jonathan New - that is the end of the News, [ with their friend, Anne Finally Not broadcast] 29 Jul 1975
The Parliaments, & their Isreali daughter, Esther Dianne 29 Jul 1975
Mr & Mrs Wide, & their son, Nathan 29 Jul 1975
Mr & Mrs Pythonsflyingcircus, & their son...Andrew 29 Jul 1975
Mr & Mrs Swirled, & their daughter, Tamara 29 Jul 1975
Mr & Mrs Servicewillberesumedassoonaspossible, & their daughter, Norma 29 Jul 1975
Also from Israel, Mr & Mrs Ookatbedtime, & their son, Abe 29 Jul 1975
The Rom-Americas, & their completely intoxicated son, Leonard 29 Jul 1975
Mr & Mrs Tin, & their aggressive, nasty announcer son, News 'Bully' Tin 29 Jul 1975
Mr & Mrs Questions, & their daughter, Annie
Mr & Mrs Clocknews, & their daughter, Nina
Mr & Mrs Yourway, & their daughter, Dawn
Here's that well known salad enthusiast, Alastair Cooke, with his Lettuce from America Unknown/Kevin Hale
Mr & Mrs Pie, & their daughter, Meg
Here's Carla Television, with the Hertz family - Killa & Megga
From Sweden, Lars Ofthesummerwine
Mr & Mrs Ouncer, & their daughter, Ann
Mr & Mrs Sorryihaventaclue, & their son, from Israel, Hyam
Mr & Mrs Nightismusicnight, & their son, Freddie
Mr & Mrs Wantstoobee-Amillionaire, & their son, Hugh Kevin Hale
Mr & Mrs Needinline, & their son, Theo Kevin Hale
Mr & Mrs Ocks-Halfhour, & their son, Hank Kevin Hale
Mr & Mrs Ashunstreet, & their daughter, Karen Kevin Hale
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Beauticians' Ball

Mr & Mrs Slift, & their daughter, Fay 18 May 1985
Sir Pearce Dears 18 May 1985
Please welcome that well known Welsh barber, Di the Hair 18 May 1985
Mr & Mrs Sialhair, & their daughter, Fay 18 May 1985
They don't come out often, but here are the Cone-Tits, & their daughter, Celia 18 May 1985
There's Sid Pencil - he was on MasterMind. We know him as the high-brow Pencil, & his friend, who's a pleasant plucker 18 May 1985
There's the spiritualist osteopath, who believe's the medium is the massage 18 May 1985
...& that well known German beautician, Herr Conditioner 18 May 1985
Mr & Mrs Krin, & their daughter, Sylvia 18 May 1985
...& Manny Cure 18 May 1985
The Removals have just arrived, with their extremely rude son, very course Vince Removal 18 May 1985
Oh look - here comes Betty Waresawig 18 May 1985
Mr & Mrs Spotsclearup, & their daughter, Wilma 18 May 1985
...the well known hairdresser, Una Secks - she once gave a henna rinse, & a duck a bath! 18 May 1985
Mr & Mrs Mousse, & their son, Tintin', with their communist cousin from Alabama, Stalin Kevin Hale
From Ireland, Con Ditioner Kevin Hale
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Big Gamehunters' Ball

Mr & Mrs Nocerous, & their son, Ray, with his close friend, film star Rhino Neal, & his daughter, Taytom-Tom 19 Sep 1981
...and the well known aphrodisiac, Wayne O'Horn 19 Sep 1981
Here's Lionel Blair in a turban and an animal skin. What is it Lionel - three words...A jungle creeper?...Turban District Council?...Ghurka's Revolutionary Party?...Hide and Sikh! Very good Lionel - he's game. Oh, somebody's shot him! 19 Sep 1981
Coming on from the Hollywood Ball, Rod Tiger, Sue Lion and Tele Scopicsight 19 Sep 1981
...also Zebra Kerr 19 Sep 1981
Mr & Mrs Thropoidape, & their daughter, Ann 19 Sep 1981
There's Lord Cagan, in a raincoat made out of a cheetah 19 Sep 1981
The grand old singer - Ella Fitzgraveyard, bearing a copy of that invaluable book, the Ivory Manual. Tusk, tusk! 19 Sep 1981
Please welcome, because they've been so good to us, Zan & Jane. I think we'd all like to thank them - ta Zan & Jane 19 Sep 1981
The chancellor - Dennis Swahili 19 Sep 1981
Mr & Mrs Quitonet, & their son, Amos 19 Sep 1981
Why are those people rushing around, looking for a 60 foot square Monopoly board? Oh, they're big game hunters 19 Sep 1981
...there's Hippo Marx, with Anna Conda. Safari, sogoodi 19 Sep 1981
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Booksellers' Ball

Mr & Mrs Furtbookfair, & their son, Frank 28 Aug 1974
Madame & Monsiuer M'Piapress, & their disgusting Froggy child, Olly 28 Aug 1974
Mr & Mrs Shunary, & their diminutive student son, shorter Oxford Dick Shunary 28 Aug 1974
Mr & Mrs Zine, & their disgusting daughter, Margaret - known as Dirty Maggie 28 Aug 1974
Mr & Mrs Scabin, & their Uncle, Tom 28 Aug 1974
Mr & Mrs Twocities, & their marauding barbaric son, Atilla 28 Aug 1974
A face not to be seen tonight, Mr Baggers, & his carp. Unfortunately the carp ate Baggers 28 Aug 1974
Mr & Mrs Srights, & their dipsomaniac daughter, Alicia - known as 'pub' Alicia Srights 28 Aug 1974
Mr & Mrs Clopedia, & their naval son, Ensign Clopedia 28 Aug 1974
Mr & Mrs Jonathan Cape, & their son, the great S. Cape 28 Aug 1974
Mr & Mrs Dinglibrary, & their son, Len 28 Aug 1974
Mr & Mrs Tentspage, & their son, Con 28 Aug 1974
Mr & Mrs Tesefalcon, & their daughter, Moll 28 Aug 1974
The Tsellers, & their daughter, Bess, who's just had her appendix removed 28 Aug 1974
The Phlets, & their daughter, Pam 28 Aug 1974
From France, Mr & Mrs Miserables, & their son, Les 28 Aug 1974
Mr & Mrs Dex, & their son, Ian Kevin Hale
Mr & Mrs Malfarm, & their daughter, Annie
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Broadcasting Ball

Here's Thea Chers 30 Jul 1979
An elderly lady over there from the Yourway family, Dawn Yourway 30 Jul 1979
From the dear old days of 2LO - 'Ello, 'ello, here comes Alexandra Palace, who's just laid Lord Wreath 30 Jul 1979
Alastair Cooke, & Lettuce from America 30 Jul 1979
Mr & Mrs Toquite-Alotofradio, & their daughter, Alison - she's the cats whiskers! 30 Jul 1979
All the way from the States, please welcome Buck Atbedtime 30 Jul 1979
Also from America, Mr & Mrs Streets - the Streets of San Fransisco 30 Jul 1979
Mr & Mrs Pie, & their daughter, Meg, with her fiancé, Henny Questions, and Carla Television 30 Jul 1979
A nasty moment, the rather menacing Hertz family - Killer & Mugger 30 Jul 1979
Here's a drunken viking - Lars Ofthesummerwine 30 Jul 1979
The lisping son, Nathan Wide 30 Jul 1979
From bonny Scotland, Mr & Mrs Dworld, & their little son, wee Ken, and their close relative, Tamara Sworld 30 Jul 1979
...that splendid fellow, capital Ray Dio 30 Jul 1979
Here's another Nathan - Nathan Shallspeakpeaceuntonation 30 Jul 1979
There's Freddy Nightismusicnight, & Mandy Nightateight 30 Jul 1979
...there's Jack Anory 30 Jul 1979
...not to mention Michael Fish & his plaice...cool! 30 Jul 1979
Another latecomer from Scotland - Ewan Thenightandthemusic 30 Jul 1979
Mr & Mrs Fewminutestheweather, & their daughter, Ena, who's getting her close down 30 Jul 1979
Norma Servicewillberesumedassoonaspossible 30 Jul 1979
Mr & Mrs Sorryihaventaclue, & their son from Israel, Hyam 30 Jul 1979
Mr & Mrs Peter, & their Australian son, 'Blue' Peter Kevin Hale
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Builders' Ball

Mr & Mrs Cottatiling, & their son, Terry Canterbury
12 Jul 1997
Mr & Mrs Jay, & their daughter, Iris Canterbury
12 Jul 1997
Mr & Mrs Scleavage, & their daughter, Jean Canterbury
12 Jul 1997
Mr & Mrs Wall-Carpetting, & their son, Walter Canterbury
12 Jul 1997
Mr & Mrs Backtofinishthejobonthursdayhonestguv, & their daughter, Isla Canterbury
12 Jul 1997
Mr & Mrs Bennett-thatstwicethe-estimate, & their son, Gordon Canterbury
12 Jul 1997
Mr & Mrs Lottle-aftoberepainted, & their son, Theo Canterbury
12 Jul 1997
Mr & Mrs Kingood, & their daughter, May Canterbury
12 Jul 1997
From Ireland, Brendan Beam, James Joist, Con Crete, Mick Ser with Mr & Mrs O'Doors, & their son, Paddy Canterbury
12 Jul 1997
A Regal party...Lady Foundationsfirst, Lord Watermess, filthy Prince Everywhere, Count Thecostlater & Baron Bankaccount Canterbury
12 Jul 1997
It's cabaret time, introduced by Roy Hod - The Pointer Sisters, followed by a special performance of Wagner's Damntheguttering Canterbury
12 Jul 1997
The Menders family...Rhoda - she digs having her ass felt! Canterbury
12 Jul 1997
Mr & Mrs Chanceofacuppatea, & their son, Henny Canterbury
12 Jul 1997
Mr & Mrs Foursugarsinmineluv, & their daughter, Olive Canterbury
12 Jul 1997
Mr & Mrs Cottatiling, & their son, Terry I'm Sorry I Haven't A Desert Island
11 Jan 1999
Mr & Mrs Jay, & their daughter, Iris I'm Sorry I Haven't A Desert Island
11 Jan 1999
Mr & Mrs Scleavage, & their daughter, Jean I'm Sorry I Haven't A Desert Island
11 Jan 1999
Mr & Mrs Wall-Carpetting, & their son, Walter I'm Sorry I Haven't A Desert Island
11 Jan 1999
Mr & Mrs Backtofinishthejobonthursdayhonestguv, & their daughter, Isla I'm Sorry I Haven't A Desert Island
11 Jan 1999
Mr & Mrs Bennett-thatstwicethe-estimate, & their son, Gordon I'm Sorry I Haven't A Desert Island
11 Jan 1999
Mr & Mrs Lottle-aftoberepainted, & their son, Theo I'm Sorry I Haven't A Desert Island
11 Jan 1999
Mr & Mrs Kingood, & their daughter, May I'm Sorry I Haven't A Desert Island
11 Jan 1999
A Regal party...Lady Foundationsfirst, Lord Watermess, filthy Prince Everywhere, Count Thecostlater & Baron Bankaccount I'm Sorry I Haven't A Desert Island
11 Jan 1999
It's cabaret time, introduced by Roy Hod - The Pointer Sisters, followed by a special performance of Wagner's Damntheguttering I'm Sorry I Haven't A Desert Island
11 Jan 1999
The Menders family...Rhoda - she digs having her ass felt! I'm Sorry I Haven't A Desert Island
11 Jan 1999
Mr & Mrs Chanceofacuppatea, & their son, Henny I'm Sorry I Haven't A Desert Island
11 Jan 1999
Mr & Mrs Foursugarsinmineluv, & their daughter, Olive I'm Sorry I Haven't A Desert Island
11 Jan 1999
Mr & Mrs Cottatiling, & their son, Terry ISIHAC 5, Side 1
Mr & Mrs Jay, & their daughter, Iris ISIHAC 5, Side 1
Mr & Mrs Scleavage, & their daughter, Jean ISIHAC 5, Side 1
Mr & Mrs Wall-Carpetting, & their son, Walter ISIHAC 5, Side 1
Mr & Mrs Backtofinishthejobonthursdayhonestguv, & their daughter, Isla ISIHAC 5, Side 1
Mr & Mrs Bennett-thatstwicethe-estimate, & their son, Gordon ISIHAC 5, Side 1
Mr & Mrs Lottle-aftoberepainted, & their son, Theo ISIHAC 5, Side 1
Mr & Mrs Kingood, & their daughter, May ISIHAC 5, Side 1
From Ireland, Brendan Beam, James Joist, Con Crete, Mick Ser with Mr & Mrs O'Doors, & their son, Paddy ISIHAC 5, Side 1
A Regal party...Lady Foundationsfirst, Lord Watermess, filthy Prince Everywhere, Count Thecostlater & Baron Bankaccount ISIHAC 5, Side 1
It's cabaret time, introduced by Roy Hod - The Pointer Sisters, followed by a special performance of Wagner's Damntheguttering ISIHAC 5, Side 1
The Menders family...Rhoda - she digs having her ass felt! ISIHAC 5, Side 1
Mr & Mrs Chanceofacuppatea, & their son, Henny ISIHAC 5, Side 1
Mr & Mrs Foursugarsinmineluv, & their daughter, Olive ISIHAC 5, Side 1
Mr & Mrs Cottatiling, & their son, Terry 1997 Xmas Special Compilation
25 Dec 1997
Mr & Mrs Scleavage, & their daughter, Jean 1997 Xmas Special Compilation
25 Dec 1997
Mr & Mrs Wall-Carpetting, & their son, Walter 1997 Xmas Special Compilation
25 Dec 1997
Mr & Mrs Backtofinishthejobonthursdayhonestguv, & their daughter, Isla 1997 Xmas Special Compilation
25 Dec 1997
Mr & Mrs Bennett-thatstwicethe-estimate, & their son, Gordon 1997 Xmas Special Compilation
25 Dec 1997
Mr & Mrs Lottle-aftoberepainted, & their son, Theo 1997 Xmas Special Compilation
25 Dec 1997
Mr & Mrs Kingood, & their daughter, May 1997 Xmas Special Compilation
25 Dec 1997
From Ireland, Brendan Beam, James Joist, Con Crete, Mick Ser with Mr & Mrs O'Doors, & their son, Paddy 1997 Xmas Special Compilation
25 Dec 1997
A Regal party...Lady Foundationsfirst, Lord Watermess, filthy Prince Everywhere, Count Thecostlater & Baron Bankaccount 1997 Xmas Special Compilation
25 Dec 1997
It's cabaret time, introduced by Roy Hod - The Pointer Sisters, followed by a special performance of Wagner's Damntheguttering 1997 Xmas Special Compilation
25 Dec 1997
The Menders family...Rhoda - she digs having her ass felt! 1997 Xmas Special Compilation
25 Dec 1997
Mr & Mrs Chanceofacuppatea, & their son, Henny 1997 Xmas Special Compilation
25 Dec 1997
Mr & Mrs Foursugarsinmineluv, & their daughter, Olive 1997 Xmas Special Compilation
25 Dec 1997
Mr & Mrs Loadabricks, & their son, Laurie
Mr & Mrs Doeframe, & their son, Wynn
Please welcome the Detached family, & their son, Sammy - a strange youth...two up, two down! 22 May 1982
Mr & Mrs Dingsite, & their son, Bill, and his sleepy bull, Dozer 22 May 1982
Mr & Mrs Paper, & their son, Wal, and his brother, Lou 22 May 1982
From Ireland, Mr & Mrs O'Doors, & their daughter, Pattie 22 May 1982
Mr & Mrs Built, & their son, Gerry 22 May 1982
Mr & Mrs Nett, & their daughter, Maisie, and her Dutch friend, Wim P. Estate 22 May 1982
Here comes the family Innerchopper, & their son, Patrick Allen 22 May 1982
The cabaret tonight is boxing, with Harry Carpenter & Reg Guttering, sponsored by the Nationwide Building Society, with Bob Dwellings & Hugh Scullery 22 May 1982
As you know, this ball is in aid of the Prince of Wales's new house. Oh, he looks frozen over there, so now we've got the blue Prince of the building 22 May 1982
Oh, the Nolan Sisters - what a block of flats! More than balanced up by the entry of Gazebo Derek, who's got a bow front 22 May 1982
Mr & Mrs Housebeereddyontime, & their naive daughter, Wilma 22 May 1982
Here are Clark Gable, Eave St Laurent & George Rafter 22 May 1982
Mr & Mrs Kingood, & their daughter...May, and her Auntie Climax 22 May 1982
Mr & Mrs Jay, & their daughter, Iris 22 May 1982
There's Freddie Mixedconcrete 22 May 1982
There's Ben Towse-Sweet - talking to Roof Harris & Jim Neypot 22 May 1982
Mr & Mrs Stouse, & their son, Terry 22 May 1982
They've come a very long way, so please welcome Mr & Mrs Babel, & their enormous daughter, Tara 22 May 1982
Mr & Mrs Sgunnacostyou, & their daughter, Cora 22 May 1982
Mr & Mrs Oleum, & their daughter, Lyn Kevin Hale
Mr & Mrs Barrow, & their son, Will Kevin Hale
Mr & Mrs Stt, & their tiny daughter, six inch Joy Stt Kevin Hale
Mr & Mrs Seedoil, & their daughter, Lyn Kevin Hale
Mr & Mrs Fingtimber, & their marsupial, 'Roo' Kevin Hale
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Butchers' Ball

Mr & Mrs Itsteak, and their son, Phil Wimbledon
02 Jul 2007
[ Welcome to the meat ball, Mr & Mrs Terbeef, and their daughter, Rose Not broadcast] Wimbledon
02 Jul 2007
Mr & Mrs Clingpig, and their daughter, Sue Wimbledon
02 Jul 2007
Mr & Mrs Poundamince, and their son, Arfur Wimbledon
02 Jul 2007
[ Mr & Mrs Ham, that's Pa and Ma Ham Not broadcast] Wimbledon
02 Jul 2007
[ It's that famous painter Francis running around with no clothes on - it's that streaker Bacon Not broadcast] Wimbledon
02 Jul 2007
Mr & Mrs Wingsteak, and their son, Stu Wimbledon
02 Jul 2007
[ Mr & Mrs Tonmowbrayporkpie, and their daughter, Mel Not broadcast] Wimbledon
02 Jul 2007
Mr & Mrs Lamb, and their daughter, Racquel, and her miserable sister, sad Ella Wimbledon
02 Jul 2007
Mr & Mrs Atthecracklingonthepork, and their son, Luke Wimbledon
02 Jul 2007
[ Mr & Mrs Colnshiresausage, and their daughter, Lynn Not broadcast] Wimbledon
02 Jul 2007
[ Mr & Mrs Pies, and their fashionable daughter, chic Ann Not broadcast] Wimbledon
02 Jul 2007
Mr & Mrs Verandbacon, and their son, Lee, and their dog, Cankidneypie. STAY, Cankidneypie! Wimbledon
02 Jul 2007
[ Mr & Mrs Stpork, and their daughter, Di Not broadcast] Wimbledon
02 Jul 2007
[ Here's Alfred Lord Venison. Boy is he late! Not broadcast] Wimbledon
02 Jul 2007
[ Mr & Mrs Shlamb. Are you well, Shlamb? Not broadcast] Wimbledon
02 Jul 2007
Mr & Mrs Pie, and their son, the well known villain, Ham Pie Wimbledon
02 Jul 2007
[ Mr & Mrs Tendofneck, and their daughter, Bess Not broadcast] Wimbledon
02 Jul 2007
[ Mr & Mrs Roast, and their son, Dey Not broadcast] Wimbledon
02 Jul 2007
[ Lady Steak & Sir Loin - she's a medium you know - and their friend Baron Ofbeef, and their son, Sir Loin Not broadcast] Wimbledon
02 Jul 2007
Mr & Mrs Furter, and their son, Frank. He's a bit of a mincer Wimbledon
02 Jul 2007
[ Mr & Mrs It, and their daughter, Sue Not broadcast] Wimbledon
02 Jul 2007
Mr & Mrs Shpasty, and their daughter, Connie Wimbledon
02 Jul 2007
[ The Roast Master is about to make an announcement. Not broadcast] Wimbledon
02 Jul 2007
Mr & Mrs Al, and their son, Hal Wimbledon
02 Jul 2007
Mr & Mrs Bennettimnotpayingthatforapoundofmince, and their son, Gordon Wimbledon
02 Jul 2007
[ It's cabaret time - with Meatloaf, a Scragtime Band - they'll play a medley from Chitterling Chitterling Banger Banger, and the Dance of the Seven Veils from Salami Not broadcast] Wimbledon
02 Jul 2007
[ Mr & Mrs Quespareribs, and their daughter, Barbara Not broadcast] Wimbledon
02 Jul 2007
[ Mr & Mrs Snose, and their ecclesiastical son, Parson Snose Not broadcast] Wimbledon
02 Jul 2007
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