Mr & Mrs Eltoe, & their daughter, Miss Eltoe - Oh, there's someone under her! | 1993 Xmas Special 25 Dec 1993 |
Mr & Mrs Tidelogs, & their bald son, Yul | 1993 Xmas Special 25 Dec 1993 |
Mr & Mrs Amanger, & their son, Wayne | 1993 Xmas Special 25 Dec 1993 |
From Wales, Mr & Mrs Arenotincluded, & their intellectually-challenged son, batty Rhys | 1993 Xmas Special 25 Dec 1993 |
Mr & Mrs Ivy, & their son the bishop - the Holy Andy Ivy | 1993 Xmas Special 25 Dec 1993 |
From Mexico, Mr & Mrs Horse-Opensleigh, & their son, Juan | 1993 Xmas Special 25 Dec 1993 |
Another crisis! I've just heard that Santa's drunk & he's holding a painting by an 18th century French pastoral artist & a piece of paper out of a cracker - Oh no! He's blotto in the grotto with a Watteau & a motto! | 1993 Xmas Special 25 Dec 1993 |
Mr & Mrs Even, & their pizza making son, Deep-pan Crispian | 1993 Xmas Special 25 Dec 1993 |
Mr & Mrs Eltoe, & their daughter, Miss Eltoe - Oh, there's someone under her! | 1994 Xmas Special Compilation 25 Dec 1994 |
Mr & Mrs Tidelogs, & their bald son, Yul | 1994 Xmas Special Compilation 25 Dec 1994 |
Mr & Mrs Amanger, & their son, Wayne | 1994 Xmas Special Compilation 25 Dec 1994 |
From Wales, Mr & Mrs Arenotincluded, & their intellectually-challenged son, batty Rhys | 1994 Xmas Special Compilation 25 Dec 1994 |
Mr & Mrs Ivy, & their son the bishop - the Holy Andy Ivy | 1994 Xmas Special Compilation 25 Dec 1994 |
From Mexico, Mr & Mrs Horse-Opensleigh, & their son, Juan | 1994 Xmas Special Compilation 25 Dec 1994 |
Another crisis! I've just heard that Santa's drunk & he's holding a painting by an 18th century French pastoral artist & a piece of paper out of a cracker - Oh no! He's blotto in the grotto with a Watteau & a motto! | 1994 Xmas Special Compilation 25 Dec 1994 |
Mr & Mrs Even, & their pizza making son, Deep-pan Crispian | 1994 Xmas Special Compilation 25 Dec 1994 |
Mr & Mrs Snows, & their clerical son, the Parson Snows | 1979 Xmas Special 24 Dec 1979 |
A crowd of Christmas favourites, led by Emma Dreaming, Arthur White, Chris Muss, Jess Likedee, Juan Swee, Hugh Stannow, Wendy Treetopsglisten and children, Liz-Ann Tooearsleighbell, Cindy Snow. Hang on, three of them have come back - Emma Dreaming, Arthur White, Chris Muss with Avery Crease, Miss Carr, Dai Wright, Mayor Daysby, Mary-Ann Bright, Anne Mayallyourcris, Mrs Bea White | 1979 Xmas Special 24 Dec 1979 |
Mr & Mrs Notbeengivenanotherguinnessbookofrecords, & their hermaphrodite child, Shirley Ivor | 1980 Xmas Special 24 Dec 1980 |
There's that old taxidermist, George Paxo | 1980 Xmas Special 24 Dec 1980 |
Mr & Mrs Amanger, & their son, Wayne | 1980 Xmas Special 24 Dec 1980 |
All the way from dockland, Miss Gover, known affectionately as 'Wapping' Ann Gover | 1980 Xmas Special 24 Dec 1980 |
From Italy, Snr & Snra Drinkandrive, & their daughter, Donna | 1980 Xmas Special 24 Dec 1980 |
Mr & Mrs Donionstuffing, & their very wise daughter, 'Sage' Ann | 1980 Xmas Special 24 Dec 1980 |
From Spain, Snr & Snra Shoppingdaystochristmas, with their son who we rarely see, so we cry Bloody Hell! It's only Juan Shoppingdaytochristmas! | 1980 Xmas Special 24 Dec 1980 |
Mr & Mrs High, & their happy bell-ringing son, 'ding-dong' merry Leon | 1980 Xmas Special 24 Dec 1980 |
Mr & Mrs Woods, & their babe, Cindy | 1980 Xmas Special 24 Dec 1980 |
...well, they've let a lad in... | 1980 Xmas Special 24 Dec 1980 |
Mr & Mrs Damnationnotturkeysandwichesagain, & their daughter, Helen | 1980 Xmas Special 24 Dec 1980 |
Oh, somebody's just found Elsie Tanner in the pudding | 1980 Xmas Special 24 Dec 1980 |
Mr & Mrs Mascomesbutonceayear, & their son, Chris | 1980 Xmas Special 24 Dec 1980 |
Mr & Mrs Gulbells, & their daughter, Jean (who goes all the way!) | 1980 Xmas Special 24 Dec 1980 |
Someone is taking a cushion with a peach on it over to her Majesty - it's the traditional Queen's peach | 1980 Xmas Special 24 Dec 1980 |
Please be upstanding for Parson Snose - he's going to do grace. She's amazing! | 1980 Xmas Special 24 Dec 1980 |
Mr & Mrs Amanger, & their son, Wayne | 1980 Xmas Special 24 Dec 1980 |
Another Arab, Abu Yusef Amerrylittlechristmas | 1980 Xmas Special 24 Dec 1980 |
Mr & Mrs Onceayear, & their son who specializes in seasonal hair accessories, 'Christmas Combs' Bert Onceayear | 1986 Xmas Special 25 Dec 1986 |
Mr & Mrs Ings, with their midget son who plays football for Leyton and is expecting some sympathy from you. Please welcome wee freak Ings from Orient - Ahhh! | 1986 Xmas Special 25 Dec 1986 |
...closely followed by an obscene drunken chap from Copenhagen - it's rude Olaf the red-nosed Dane, dear | 1986 Xmas Special 25 Dec 1986 |
A welcome return for Chris Muss, Arthur White & Emma Dreaming - but in reverse order | 1986 Xmas Special 25 Dec 1986 |
...not forgetting Mayor Daisby, Mary-Ann Bright, Anna-May Hall, York Rees, Mrs. Bea White | 1986 Xmas Special 25 Dec 1986 |
There's Harry Oppingdaystochristmas - he's just down on the invitation list as H. Oppingdaystochristmas | 1986 Xmas Special 25 Dec 1986 |
Her Majesty will be pleased to see the Earl Spencer. Probably not so pleased to see his second wife, who he refers to happily as 'Rayne dear' | 1986 Xmas Special 25 Dec 1986 |
There's Father Christmas. Don't go too near, he suffers from halito-ho-ho-hosis | 1986 Xmas Special 25 Dec 1986 |
Mr & Mrs City, & their son the Prince, David, who only did one wicked thing in the whole of his life - he's known as one sin Royal David City | 1986 Xmas Special 25 Dec 1986 |
Here's the festive misery from the Middle East - Lebaneser Scrooge | Kevin Hale |