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Late Arrivals Page - Letter F

Last Updated
17 Feb 2013


Balls:

Fairyland Ball Farmers' Ball
Fashion Ball Financiers' Ball
Fishermen's Ball Fleet Street Ball
Football Managers' Ball Footballers' Ball
Frenchmen's Ball Funny Foreigners' Ball
Furniture Salesmen's Ball


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Fairyland Ball

Mr & Mrs Inwonderland, & their son, Ellis 14 Aug 1975
Mr & Mrs Perrowpiscie, & their daughter, Pol 14 Aug 1975
Mr & Mrs Waysatoilet, & their daughter, Witch 14 Aug 1975
Mr & Mrs Windslight-Tomoderate, & their elfin daughter, fairy Able 14 Aug 1975
Mr & Mrs Cohen, & their daughter, Lepra 14 Aug 1975
From France, camp Pierre, the cross-channel fairy 14 Aug 1975
Mr & Mrs Elf tender their apologies, & have sent their only son, Bymiss 14 Aug 1975
Mr & Mrs Bellielie, & their daughter with a mouth like a heifer, Ena 'Cowslips' 14 Aug 1975
The Cosevanes, & their limping daughter, the bad fairy Cosevanes 14 Aug 1975
A party of three - Mr Alvin Stardust, Mr Gary Glitter & Mr David Bowie, who swears he's a member 14 Aug 1975
Mr & Mrs Ambar, & their inebriate son, Wizard Ambar 14 Aug 1975
Mr & Mrs Leaf, & their medical son, Doc, of the National Elf Service 14 Aug 1975
Mr & Mrs Lin, & their three sons, Grem, Gob & Hobgob 14 Aug 1975
From France, Mr & Mrs Gnome, & their son - hero of the French underground, Metro 14 Aug 1975
Mr & Mrs Lated, & their drunken son, Pixie 14 Aug 1975
Mr & Mrs Geist, & their son, Walter 14 Aug 1975
Mr & Mrs Upjohn, & their eldest son who they're very worried about, the Fairy Queen 14 Aug 1975
Mr & Mrs Livesnowundertheblossomthat-Hangsonthebough, & their daughter who was christened by a vicar who stuttered for part of the time, Mary Leigh Mary Leigh Sheila 14 Aug 1975
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Farmers' Ball

Mr & Mrs Treefarmer, & their son, Paul 16 May 1972
Mrs Sutical, & Farmer Sutical - they're on their way to the Chemists' Ball 16 May 1972
Mr & Mrs Lizer, & their son, Ferdie, with their friends from Scotland, the McSpreaders 16 May 1972
Mr & Mrs Stingtime, & their son, Harvey 16 May 1972
Mr & Mrs Stfestival, & their son, Harvey 16 May 1972
At the piano providing the music, the famous blues singer, Rhode Island Red 16 May 1972
Farmer Giles, & his horse, Manure 16 May 1972
Mr & Mrs Kingmachine, & their son, Emile 16 May 1972
It's cabaret time - with Clive Dung, Yehudi Manurin, & Fertilzer Minelli with some songs by Noel Cowherd 29 Jun 1985
Mr & Mrs Reculturalpolicy, & their rather tarty daughter, the common Aggie 29 Jun 1985
Welcome Harry Bull, he's not feeling himself, he's just trodden on a rake - he's got a couple of achers. Smallholder is he? Yes, from Littlehampton 29 Jun 1985
Mr & Mrs Leefield, & their daughter, Ba. She's getting her oats. Hey, Rick, I didn't know you were here. He's here with Wayne - Hey Wayne! 29 Jun 1985
There's Phil Drabble, & his cocker, Doodle. Oh dear, what did cocker Doodle do? 29 Jun 1985
...and there's that cow, Pat! 29 Jun 1985
...She's with her milk maid friend, Isla Pullem. She's from 'Uddersfeeled 29 Jun 1985
From Cyprus, farmer Gusta, & his collie, Flower 29 Jun 1985
There's the vet, Roo Erglove - now appearing in All Creatures Grunt & Smell 29 Jun 1985
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Fashion Ball

This is a very popular ball, there's a queue - lot of people! 10 Mar 1990
Mr & Mrs Dressed, & their daughter, Natalie 10 Mar 1990
Mr & Mrs Stweed, & their son, Harry 10 Mar 1990
The Bottomtrousers, & their daughter...Sandra. Belle couldn't come 10 Mar 1990
Mr & Mrs Wear, & their son, Mr M.E.T. Wear - that's the fashionable Mat Ernie T. Wear, and with him is Eve Ningdress - she likes a bit of rag trade 10 Mar 1990
Oh dear - two nudists...Adam & Eve St Laurent...he's got some amusing accessories! They're complaining about the draught - shut that Dior! 10 Mar 1990
Mr & Mrs Vyfive-Owuns, & their son, Lee...and Denim Elliot 10 Mar 1990
Here's a special fashion parade just for this ball - the BBC collection, featuring small checks 10 Mar 1990
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Financiers' Ball

Mr & Mrs Needlestreet, & their son, Fred, and his old lady Paris Studios
27 Mar 1982
...there's Sol Vent, and Penny Wise Paris Studios
27 Mar 1982
The Streetcrashes, & their son, Walt Paris Studios
27 Mar 1982
Mr & Mrs Cratesupagain, & their posh son, Ben Paris Studios
27 Mar 1982
Who is that masked stranger? - Oh, it's the loan arranger with Tinto Paris Studios
27 Mar 1982
Here's a man to measure the ballroom in feet - a counter-feeter Paris Studios
27 Mar 1982
It's cabaret time - Joe Loss is the leader, & there's Ethel Mamman, Manhattan Transfer, Nigel Stock, and Sonny & Cher, all choreographed by Busby Barclaycard Paris Studios
27 Mar 1982
Mr & Mrs Volentfund, & their son, Benny Paris Studios
27 Mar 1982
Mr & Mrs Vesterschronicle, & their son, Ian Paris Studios
27 Mar 1982
...and Bud Jetday Paris Studios
27 Mar 1982
There's Pearl & Pru Dential, with Sue Pertax Paris Studios
27 Mar 1982
A military man - General Accident Paris Studios
27 Mar 1982
...and Lou Schange Kevin Hale
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Fishermen's Ball

There's a fisherman with absolutely no fish - he must feel completely out of place 11 May 1985
From East Germany, Red Herr Ing 11 May 1985
Mr & Mrs Fish, & their daughter, Jilly 11 May 1985
Is the piano alright? Yes, we've had a tuner, but I'm a bit worried, because he's wearing a herring aid 11 May 1985
Mr & Mrs Dozenoysters, & their son, Oliver, & his little brother Arthur 11 May 1985
Mr & Mrs Canth, & their positively prehistoric grandmother, Celia 11 May 1985
Raising the tone, there's Mr & Mrs Trite, & their son, Brian 11 May 1985
It's cabaret time with a version of Tiddler on the Roof 11 May 1985
Mr & Mrs Biggunslately, & their son, Courtney 11 May 1985
Mr & Mrs Ory, & their hermaphrodite son who tells stories, Jack Ann Ory Kevin Hale
From the continent Not broadcast] Mr & Mrs Kleinensinker, and their son, Hugh Victoria Palace
27 Nov 2006
[ Mr & Mrs Cuda, and their son, Barry Not broadcast] Victoria Palace
27 Nov 2006
Mr & Mrs Otts, and their daughter, Maggie, known to us all as Mag Victoria Palace
27 Nov 2006
Mr & Mrs Forcatchingshrimps, and their daughter, Annette Victoria Palace
27 Nov 2006
Mr & Mrs Codfingers, and their young son, Chris P. Victoria Palace
27 Nov 2006
[ Mr & Mrs Chovey, and their daughter, Ann. Hey Ann! Your plaice or mine? Not broadcast] Victoria Palace
27 Nov 2006
Mr & Mrs Bigguns-Lately, and their son, Courtney Victoria Palace
27 Nov 2006
From WalesLord & Lady Glyn-Times, and their daughter, Ann Not broadcast] Victoria Palace
27 Nov 2006
[ It's cabaret time - Top of the bill, Joe Cockle singing With A Little Kelp From My Friends, Rock Salmon, Crab C. Nesbitt, and a sensational act, a mussel man, who's going to perch, and then jump into a net! Not broadcast] Victoria Palace
27 Nov 2006
Mr & Mrs Atthesizeofthisone, and their son Luke Victoria Palace
27 Nov 2006
Mr & Mrs Twiteshark, and their son, Gray Victoria Palace
27 Nov 2006
There's Noah with a big boat load of carp - he's the carp ark attendant Victoria Palace
27 Nov 2006
Mr & Mrs Mer, and their daughter, Freda Victoria Palace
27 Nov 2006
[ We're going to dance the conga reel, led by (all the way from Mumbai) Mr & Mrs Butt, and their son, Ali Not broadcast] Victoria Palace
27 Nov 2006
[ Mr & Mrs Reel, and their hermaphrodite child, Rod Anne Not broadcast] Victoria Palace
27 Nov 2006
[ The author Colin Bass, or as he's know in his books, C. Bass Not broadcast] Victoria Palace
27 Nov 2006
[ ...and Cecil Urchin, that's C. Urchin Not broadcast] Victoria Palace
27 Nov 2006
[ ...Charles Bream, that's C. Bream Not broadcast] Victoria Palace
27 Nov 2006
[ {???} Trout, that's C. Trout Not broadcast] Victoria Palace
27 Nov 2006
All the way from SardiniaSnr & Snra Piscatore. He's been doing the scales, he's going to sing O Sole Mio Victoria Palace
27 Nov 2006
Mr & Mrs Triceel, and their son, Alec Victoria Palace
27 Nov 2006
Mr & Mrs Tine, and their exceptionally tall son, long Gus Victoria Palace
27 Nov 2006
[ Mr & Mrs Thespanishreallynickallourfish, and their son, Ken? Not broadcast] Victoria Palace
27 Nov 2006
[ Mr & Mrs Gler, and their daughter, Kylie. They said if we call her Ann, they'll take the piss out of her on the programme Not broadcast] Victoria Palace
27 Nov 2006
[ Mr & Mrs Fishcake, and their son, Ty??? Not broadcast] Victoria Palace
27 Nov 2006
Mr & Mrs Bennettlookatthesizeofthatcrab, and their son, Gordon Victoria Palace
27 Nov 2006
All the proceeds from tonight's ball are going to a refuge for battered fish  Victoria Palace
27 Nov 2006
[ Mr & Mrs Dabone, and their son, Offa Not broadcast] Victoria Palace
27 Nov 2006
[ Mr Fiver & Miss Poundcoin, so that's six quid Not broadcast] Victoria Palace
27 Nov 2006
[ Lord & Lady Gottaway, and their daughter, Wanda Not broadcast] Victoria Palace
27 Nov 2006
Mr & Mrs Tuna, and their daughter, Tina Kevin Hale
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Fleet Street Ball

There's a strange figure who's just come in - a woman usually, but male on Sunday 04 Feb 1989
Mr & Mrs Onlyappliedintheinterestsofnationalsecurity, & their son, Dean Otis 04 Feb 1989
Mr & Mrs Circular, & their son, Curt 04 Feb 1989
Mr & Mrs Torials, & their son, Eddie 04 Feb 1989
Our old friend Hugh Whatascorcher 04 Feb 1989
Mr & Mrs Movspeech, & their daughter, Freda 04 Feb 1989
Mr & Mrs Sandeaths, & their daughter, Bertha 04 Feb 1989
Mr & Mrs Sismtoday, & their son, Mark, and his girlfriend, Millicent Tendency 04 Feb 1989
Mr & Mrs Spondent, & their popular daughter, our own Cora Spondent 04 Feb 1989
In the party from The Sun, Mr & Mrs Commondenominator, & their daughter, Lois, and her friend, Norma Snockers 04 Feb 1989
The Neeaunts, & their daughter, Aggie 04 Feb 1989
The editor of The Guardian, & his long-standing escort, Miss Print 04 Feb 1989
The Ports, & their daughter, Laura 04 Feb 1989
Mr & Mrs Spage, & their son, Art 04 Feb 1989
Mr & Mrs Pagespread, & their son, Arthur 04 Feb 1989
Mr & Mrs Cope, & their son, Horace 04 Feb 1989
From Sweden, Mr & Mrs Edition, & their son, Lars 04 Feb 1989
Mr & Mrs Tothe-Editor, & their daughter, Lettice 04 Feb 1989
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Football Managers' Ball

Mr & Mrs Marsh, & their bionic son, Rod 'Knee' Marsh 06 Mar 1977
Ernest, Muriel & Nicholas had just arrived but have now left, so we've got to say "Bye Ern, Mu, Nick" 06 Mar 1977
From Scotland, Mr & Mrs Champions, & their diminuitive son, wee Arthur 06 Mar 1977
Mr & Mrs Athletic, & their son, rather prone to a hearty greeting - ALLOA! 06 Mar 1977
Welcome two delightful ladies, the Bristol Cities - you can 'old 'em, 'cos they like their udders feeled 06 Mar 1977
Prepare your lower tackles for Mr & Mrs Sheffieldunited, & their chef, Hilda Wednesday 06 Mar 1977
Mr & Mrs Demicals, & their Scottish/West Country son, Hamilton 'Acker' 06 Mar 1977
Mr & Mrs Field, & their police woman daughter, Ann Field, the cop, and her pyromaniac brother, arson Al 06 Mar 1977
Here's an attraction - trips round the bay with an ex-prime minister - welcome Captain Ted Heath & his crew, Alexandra 06 Mar 1977
Here comes Dick barton with his stupid brother, 'dumb' Barton 06 Mar 1977
A Sicilian visitor, Mr & Mrs Castarovas, & their son, Don Castarovas 06 Mar 1977
Mr & Mrs Palace, & their theiving son, Chris 'Till' Palace 06 Mar 1977
Mr & Mrs Gwinnerswillbederbycountythisseasoniftheresanyjusticeintheworld, & their daughter, Lee 06 Mar 1977
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Footballers' Ball

Mr & Mrs Dicroussigninghim, & their son, Lou Southsea
01 Jun 1998
Mr & Mrs Sthebastardintheblack, & their son, Hugh Southsea
01 Jun 1998
From Scotland, Mr & Mrs Ann, & their son, Bernie...Hi Bernie Ann, Mother well? Southsea
01 Jun 1998
Mr & Mrs Enhamhotspur, & their baby tot Southsea
01 Jun 1998
Mr & Mrs Timebollocking, & their son, Arthur Southsea
01 Jun 1998
Mr & Mrs Bennettrefgetyourbleedineyestested, & their son, Gordon Southsea
01 Jun 1998
Mr & Mrs Palacenilderbycountyfive, & their daughter, Crystal Southsea
01 Jun 1998
Mr & Mrs Gameoftwohalves, & their daughter, Itsa Southsea
01 Jun 1998
There's Kenny Dalgleish over there, making the Mafia an offer they can't understand! Southsea
01 Jun 1998
Mr & Mrs Drule, & their decidedly dodgy son, off Si Southsea
01 Jun 1998
From Germany, Herr & Frau Overthegoolieswhenyourestandinginthewall, & their son, Hans Southsea
01 Jun 1998
Mr & Mrs Academicals, & their son, Hamilton Southsea
01 Jun 1998
Mr & Mrs Throvers, & their son, Ray Southsea
01 Jun 1998
From Scotland, Mr & Mrs Champions, & their diminutive son, wee Arthur Southsea
01 Jun 1998
Mr & Mrs Theballyougreatfairy, & their son, Ed Southsea
01 Jun 1998
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Frenchmen's Ball

Mr & Mrs Alouetta, & their son, Jonty Greenwich
06 Dec 1999
Mr & Mrs Fembargo, & their cousin, British Bea Greenwich
06 Dec 1999
From the French farming community, Madame Leadsintothecattletrough & Monsewer Leadsintothecattletrough Greenwich
06 Dec 1999
Jacques Delores & his mother, Mere Delores...what did Ma say?...she's bored, oh! Greenwich
06 Dec 1999
Mr & Mrs That-Holeinthegroundcantbeatoilet, & their daughter, Shirley Greenwich
06 Dec 1999
M & Mme Theotherone, & their cynical son, Paul Greenwich
06 Dec 1999
Mr Sayezze & his llama - that's llama Sayezze Greenwich
06 Dec 1999
M & Mme Isthesoundof-Aracingcar, & their son, Pierre Greenwich
06 Dec 1999
Who is that hesitating in the doorway? - It's Mr & Mrs Cordial's Aunt from France...come on Aunt Cordial Greenwich
06 Dec 1999
Oh no! Someone has switched round the signs on the Ladies and Gents - what a two loos low trick! Greenwich
06 Dec 1999
Mr & Mrs Alrightforaholidaybutyouwouldntwanttolivethere, & their son, Francis Greenwich
06 Dec 1999
Mr & Mrs Alouetta, & their son, Jonty ISIHAC 6, Side 2
Mr & Mrs Fembargo, & their cousin, British Bea ISIHAC 6, Side 2
From the French farming community, Madame Leadsintothecattletrough & Monsewer Leadsintothecattletrough ISIHAC 6, Side 2
Jacques Delores & his mother, Mere Delores...what did Ma say?...she's bored, oh! ISIHAC 6, Side 2
Mr & Mrs That-Holeinthegroundcantbeatoilet, & their daughter, Shirley ISIHAC 6, Side 2
M & Mme Theotherone, & their cynical son, Paul ISIHAC 6, Side 2
Mr Sayezze & his llama - that's llama Sayezze ISIHAC 6, Side 2
M & Mme Isthesoundof-Aracingcar, & their son, Pierre ISIHAC 6, Side 2
Who is that hesitating in the doorway? - It's Mr & Mrs Cordial's Aunt from France...come on Aunt Cordial ISIHAC 6, Side 2
Oh no! Someone has switched round the signs on the Ladies and Gents - what a two loos low trick! ISIHAC 6, Side 2
Mr & Mrs Alrightforaholidaybutyouwouldntwanttolivethere, & their son, Francis ISIHAC 6, Side 2
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Funny Foreigners' Ball

From Switzerland, Mr & Mrs Hole, & their daughter, Heidi 30 Apr 1973
From Germany, Herr & Frau Zatdodishes, & their son, Hans 30 Apr 1973
From Italy, Mr & Mrs Dancetoarocknrollband, & their son, Giovanni 30 Apr 1973
From China, Mr & Mrs Sourpork, & their delightful daughter, sweet Ann, with her cousin, Crispin Oodle, and their dog, peke Induck 30 Apr 1973
Mr & Mrs Sandwich, & their son, Tom 30 Apr 1973
From the deep south of America, Mr & Mrs Umminmassa, & their son, Isaac 30 Apr 1973
From Austria, Mr & Mrs Zafterabitdunnit, & their son, Paul 30 Apr 1973
Mr & Mrs Fireplace, & their son, Peter The Great 30 Apr 1973
Sñr & Sñra Meatball, & their son, Juan 30 Apr 1973
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Furniture Salesmen's Ball

From America Mr & Mrs Drawers, & their son, Chester 30 May 1972
From Wales Mr & Mrs Ningtable, & their son, Dai 30 May 1972
Mr & Mrs Lier, & their Hungarian cousing, Chando 30 May 1972
Mr & Mrs Clock, & their their grandfather 30 May 1972
Mr & Mrs Bed, & their daughter, who is Helen Bed 30 May 1972
A Dutch couple Mr & Mrs Van Bed, & their Welsh Cousin, Dai 30 May 1972
Mr & Mrs Dardlamp, & their son, Stan 30 May 1972
Mr & Mrs Net, & their taxi driver son, 'Cabbie' 30 May 1972
Mr & Mrs Slong, & their revolutionary son, Ché 30 May 1972
Mr & Mrs Phantsfootumbrellastand, & their daughter, Ella 30 May 1972
Mr & Mrs Swaxpolish, & their daughter, Bea Kevin Hale
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