The late Greta Garbo, who wants to be a lawn | London 04 Dec 1993 |
Who's that nasty Russian police informer? - it's Keepov the grass | London 04 Dec 1993 |
Mr & Mrs Barrow, & their son, Will | London 04 Dec 1993 |
What ho! I don't know his name but he's a snobby art lover - a haughty culturalist | London 04 Dec 1993 |
Mr & Mrs Cobean, & their son, Harry | London 04 Dec 1993 |
Mr & Mrs Radicator, & their son, 'Slugger' | London 04 Dec 1993 |
Mr & Mrs Stallone, & their sons, Rockery 1, Rockery 2... | London 04 Dec 1993 |
Chris Anthemum & his Aunty, Rhinum | London 04 Dec 1993 |
Mr & Mrs O'Furniture, & their daughter, Patty | London 04 Dec 1993 |
Mr & Mrs Tritus, & their daughter, Bo (it's a tomato fungus apparently!!) | London 04 Dec 1993 |
Here come a load of Sun journalists - that should help the roses | 07 Jan 1989 |
The Dendrons, & their daughter, Thora...Rhoda couldn't come | 07 Jan 1989 |
Patrick Mower & Hover Gardner, and Patrick Mower's brother, Lorne, with Graeme Garden | 07 Jan 1989 |
Al Ottment | 07 Jan 1989 |
Henry Sprinkler, with his man, Ure | 07 Jan 1989 |
Who is that backing into the limelight murmuring "Hello, good evening, and welcome?" Oh, it's just what we don't need - an early frost | 07 Jan 1989 |
...he's talking to Hedge Gutteridge, who's just been showing his privets | 07 Jan 1989 |
Who's that over there? Oh, hiya Cynth! | 07 Jan 1989 |
Russell Sprout & his collie, Flower, and his other dog, Daisy - he's been spayed (by himself - Daisy pulled it off!). A dog called Daisy - that's a non secateur | 07 Jan 1989 |
Welcome Archbishop Runcie, who is here with some little device to spray on lettuces - lettuce spray | 07 Jan 1989 |
Sandy Soil's here with Pete, and his aunty, Rhinum | 07 Jan 1989 |
...and George Bush | 07 Jan 1989 |
Mr & Mrs Pasgrass, & their daughter, Pam | 07 Jan 1989 |
Mr & Mrs Cobean, & their son, Harry | 07 Jan 1989 |
...Iain Parsley | 07 Jan 1989 |
Here come the stars of I'm Sorry I 'll Weed That Again | 07 Jan 1989 |
Nat King Coleslaw | 07 Jan 1989 |
Mr & Mrs Anthus, & their daughter, Polly | Kevin Hale |
From Wales, Lilly of the Valleys | Kevin Hale |
Here come a load of Sun journalists - that should help the roses | 25 Apr 1989 |
The Dendrons, & their daughter...Thora. Rhoda couldn't come | 25 Apr 1989 |
Patrick Mower & Hover Gardner | 25 Apr 1989 |
Patrick Mower's brother...Lorne | 25 Apr 1989 |
Graeme Garden | 25 Apr 1989 |
...and Al Otment, with his man, Ure | 25 Apr 1989 |
Who's that backing into the limelight murmuring "Hello, Good evening & Welcome?" It's just what we don't need - an early Frost | 25 Apr 1989 |
He's talking to Hedge Gutterige, who's just been showing his privets | 25 Apr 1989 |
Who's that over there? Oh, hiya Cynth | 25 Apr 1989 |
Russell Sport, & his Collie...Flower, and his other dog, Daisy - he's been spayed (by himself - Daisy pulled it off!). A dog called Daisy? That's a non-secateur | 25 Apr 1989 |
Archbishop Runcie who is here with some little device to spray on lettuces - lettuce spray | 25 Apr 1989 |
Sandy Soil's here with Pete, and his Aunty Rhinum | 25 Apr 1989 |
There's George Bush | 25 Apr 1989 |
Let's make it one for the dibber | 25 Apr 1989 |
Mr & Mrs Pasgras, & their daughter...Pam | 25 Apr 1989 |
Mr & Mrs Cobean, & their son...Harry | 25 Apr 1989 |
Iain Parsley | 25 Apr 1989 |
Here come the stars if I'm Sorry, I'll Weed That Again | 25 Apr 1989 |
Nat King Coleslaw | 25 Apr 1989 |
Mr & Mrs Dendron, and their daughter, Rhoda. What ho! | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006 |
Mr & Mrs Aceousborder, and their son, Herb | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006 |
[ Mr & Mrs Inggardengnomesisontheincrease, and their son, Nick Not broadcast] | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006 |
[ Here's my younger brother. Have you met our kid? That's sweet William Not broadcast] | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006 |
[ Mr & Mrs Lips from Holloand, that's two Lips from Amsterdam Not broadcast] | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006 |
Mr & Mrs Path, and their diminutive daugher, wee Dee | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006 |
Here'sCynthia Payne - Hiya Cynth! | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006 |
The Mothers' Union with Chris Evans, that's Chris and the mums | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006 |
[ It's the young master Ingnettles & his pop-star father, Sting Not broadcast] | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006 |
[ There's Mrs Drangea - Hi Drangea Not broadcast] | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006 |
[ Don't look now, there's a couple on the verge! Not broadcast] | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006 |
[ Mr & Mrs O'Furniture, and their daughter, Pattie, and her friends Dec Chair and Ant Hill Not broadcast] | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006 |
[ It's cabaret time with two literally late arrivals -Flora & Paul Robson, who'll be singing Old Man Dibber Not broadcast] | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006 |
There's Graeme Garden in his garden gaitors, now that's a proper gaitor. | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006 |
From China Mr & Mrs Basket, and their son, Hang Ying | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006 |
[ Mr Daniel David Lion, better known as Dan D. Lion Not broadcast] | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006 |
[ Mr & Mrs Ofthevalley, and their daughter, Iris Not broadcast] | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006 |
[ There's Fern Britton with Con Servatory Not broadcast] | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006 |
Also from China Mr & Mrs Willow, and their tiny son, wee Ping | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006 |
Will you welcome Greta Garbo. Don't bother her, she wants to be a lawn. | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006 |
[ Mr & Mrs Schippings, and their son, Lou Not broadcast] | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006 |
[ Mrs Trellis from North Wales, straight from her fencing class, accompanied by Alan Whicker Not broadcast] | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006 |
[ Mr & Mrs Ningshears, and their daughter, Prudence Not broadcast] | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006 |
Mr & Mrs Nightshade, and their late son, dead Lee | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006 |
[ Mr & Mrs Erry, and their daughter, Shrub, their son, Rock, and their boarder Not broadcast] | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006 |
[ Mr & Mrs Cotbean, and their son, Harry Not broadcast] | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006 |
[ Mr & Mrs Neverreturnedthelawnmower, and their son, Hugh Not broadcast] | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006 |
Mr & Mrs Steep, and their aged relative from Yorkshire, Compo | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006 |
I'm ready to throw in the trowel! | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006 |
Aye aye, That's shallot | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006 |
Mr & Mrs Bennettlookatthesizeofthatcucumber, and their son, Gordon | Sunderland 11 Dec 2006 |
A very popular visitor at these balls,Alastair Cooke, with some lettuce from America | 03 Sep 1979 |
Not often you get a Dickensian character, but here comesthe man Uriah Heap | 03 Sep 1979 |
Here's the Incredible Hulk. I see he's got greenfly | 03 Sep 1979 |
Sir Prise Pea | 03 Sep 1979 |
Cubby Brocolli and Jasper Carrott | 03 Sep 1979 |
Lorne Green, Partick Mower and Kate Bush | 03 Sep 1979 |
...and Graeme Garden | 03 Sep 1979 |
There's Florrie Bunda | 03 Sep 1979 |
Look at Sam Spade over there. He's quietened down - he used to be a bit of a rake you know. Hoe Hoe Hoe!! | 03 Sep 1979 |
There's the lovely Cynthia - Hiya Cynth! She grows on you. | 03 Sep 1979 |
There's Harry Coe - Hello old bean! | 03 Sep 1979 |
Welcome return of a popular favourite - the Lady of Shallot | 03 Sep 1979 |
Mr & Mrs Donions, and their clever daughter, 'Sage' Ann | 03 Sep 1979 |
Grannie Smith and her dog, Rose, and her cat, Mint, and her crab, Apple | 03 Sep 1979 |
...closeley followed by the McSpreadings | 03 Sep 1979 |
There's Des Siduoustree, and Connie Fir, and her Auntie Rhinum | 03 Sep 1979 |
There's Walter Incan | 03 Sep 1979 |
I love books. I can buy a book from the garden centre I always go and say: Oliver Hardy Annual | 03 Sep 1979 |
Stan Laurelbush | 03 Sep 1979 |
There's Ivy creeping up the wall | 03 Sep 1979 |
...no, that's Rhoda Dendron | 03 Sep 1979 |
Mr & Mrs Creeper, and their daughter, Virginia | Kevin Hale |
Here come a load of Sun journalists - that should help the roses | 13 Jan 1990 |
The Dendrons, & their daughter, Thora...Rhoda couldn't come | 13 Jan 1990 |
Patrick Mower & Hover Gardner, and Patrick Mower's brother, Lorne, with Graeme Garden | 13 Jan 1990 |
Al Ottment | 13 Jan 1990 |
Henry Sprinkler, with his man, Ure | 13 Jan 1990 |
Who is that backing into the limelight murmuring "Hello, good evening, and welcome?" Oh, it's just what we don't need - an early frost | 13 Jan 1990 |
...he's talking to Hedge Gutteridge, who's just been showing his privets | 13 Jan 1990 |
Who's that over there? Oh, hiya Cynth! | 13 Jan 1990 |
Russell Sprout & his collie, Flower, and his other dog, Daisy - he's been spayed (by himself - Daisy pulled it off!). A dog called Daisy - that's a non secateur | 13 Jan 1990 |
Welcome Archbishop Runcie, who is here with some little device to spray on lettuces - lettuce spray | 13 Jan 1990 |
Sandy Soil's here with Pete, and his aunty, Rhinum | 13 Jan 1990 |
...and George Bush | 13 Jan 1990 |
Mr & Mrs Pasgrass, & their daughter, Pam | 13 Jan 1990 |
Mr & Mrs Cobean, & their son, Harry | 13 Jan 1990 |
...Iain Parsley | 13 Jan 1990 |
Here come the stars of I'm Sorry I 'll Weed That Again | 13 Jan 1990 |
Nat King Coleslaw | 13 Jan 1990 |